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14 FAMOUS CROWLEY, ____-____-_-_ Mew York's Chimpanzee That Lived and Looked Like a Man The Birthplace of His Ape ship and How He Came Over. Ia His Way He Was a Wonder and Study to Science. The Winters and Bob-Tailed Cars Proved Too Much for Him. Mr. Crowley is dead. The dispatches have announced his demise and the naturalists have draped their museums in the garb of mourning because of the departure of this prince of anthropoids, but he is gone, and neither mourn ing nor regret will bring him back. Really, it is a great pity that he has passed away at so youthful an age, because Mr. Crowley was a wonder in his line, and he offered to scientists.evo lutionists and naturalists an opportun ity they have never before had of study ing the nature of beasts of his kind and determining the probable relation they bear to the human family, and perhaps the opportunity for settling this vexed question. A rather ingenious gentleman named Darwin made up his mind after a deal of thinking, that the first man was a monkey. Perhaps Mr. Darwin is right, but one might be more sure about it if a few familyportraits had been handed down, or if Mr. Crowley had lived long enough to give the disciples Mr. Darwin has left, an opportunity to com municate intelligently with him and learn from him the traditions of his or perhaps our family. MIL CROWLEY WAS NOT A RESIDENT of New York for long, lie couldn't stand the winters and bob-tailed ears of that great metropolis. He was brought to this country in Juno, 1884, as a first cabin passenger on a White Star steamer by "Mr. W. 11. Smyth, who was then United States Minister to Liberia. It is the custom with the Liberians to bring ivory and other articles to the depart ing steamers for sale. Just as Mr. Smyth was embarking with his wife and daughter, he discovered a native woman with what he sup posed was a babe, nursing at her breast. Something curious about the infants appearance attracted Mr. Smith's attention, and on closer in spection he found that instead of a child the suckling was a chimpanzee. Mr. Smith purchased the little animal, and bringing him to this country, pre sented him to the park department of New York, through Supt. Conkiin. On his arrival here the baby chim panzee (anthropologically known as of the species troglodytes, 'or - aye-dwel lers) was believed to be about 0 months old. He weighed bnt fifteen pounds, and was only eighteen inches tall. Sir. Conkiin carried bun from the steamer, buttoned up in his coat, The Park department gladly welcomed the little immigrant, and, after defraying the expenses of his voyage and journey from Liberia (about $125 1. committed him to the exclusive charge of Jacob Cooke. At first the "Chimp." as he was called for short, was placed in the monkey cage. Then he was allowed to go about in the trees. He grew rapidly, how ever, and developed such intelligence that he was given especial quarters on the second story of the arsenal building. IX HIS EARLY TRAINING and the excellent influences by which be was surrounded in Liberia, are probably found an explanation of his i good behavior, and of the CI.OW_.EY AT PI. AY. readiness with which the took to tracts, school books — anything else he could easily master and tear to pieces. It "may be that from "receiving" With his minister-resident friend Mr. Ciowley got into his habit of shaking hands. He would put out his great, hairy paw to every one who visited his cage, and if one did not respond at ones to this hospitable invitation to come in, he tried to pull the visitor through the bars, which, fortunately, were so close together that it was not necessary to become more intimate with his monkeyship than one wished. This monkey was interesting aside from the interest that his peculiarities attracted. Science would put him down as an ape. He was an ape, but not a common one. He was of the extraordi nary species, and while he was distinct from tho ordinary kind it was not that alone, but because he was a higher species of the monkey type, that Mr. Crowley has been cele brated. He was a remarkably bright monkey. Mr. Crowley was * known as a distinguished person in his day. and his personality and manner isms have been the subject of much comment. Till: XATUT.E OF THE BEAST was his interesting characteristic, how ever. He was not dignified in his man ner. So much of his time was spent in turning "somersets," that his quarters, like those of one of England's great dukes, might be called "Somerset House." From his performances on the trapeze, one might have thought him a member of Barnum's circus, or of the Yale or Harvard Athletic club. At times he curled himself up on the floor and howled with colic like a child. Mr. Crowley had these stomach-aches so often that some thought him very human, indeed; and if he had been a small boy no doubt he would have used them many a time as an excuse for staying away from school. But it was seldom that he could not eat when given anything good. Last win ter, when be bad pneumonia, he lost his appetite entirely; and it was touch ing to see the looked' reproach he cast on a man who offered him some hot house grapes. Mr. Crawly recovered from that sick ness, but perhaps he owed his speedy recovery to his never refusing to take his medicine. When it was brought to him he never complained, nor said he wouldn't take it. On the contrary, he took it at once— in his eager, out stretched hand— of it with a sub missive air, then threw it straight at the attendant who stood by with tear stained face. It was confessed on all .ices that medicine was seldom known to go directly to the mark. One of the great comforts of Mr. Crowley"- life, perhaps the main thing that reconciled him to being shut in doors when the weather was fine enough to play out, was piling up saw dust. Alter a long resting of his head on his bands, apparently in deep study, he would suddenly jump up as though a thought had struck him, retire to a corner of his cage, and there pile up sawdust with great pains and pre cision. Mr. Crowley learned easily. Some times it was thought he might reach distinction M a cook- a "good plain cook"— <_> a housemaid he was not a success. It occurred to his keeper (since sweeping Mr. Crowley's cage and keeping it clean was no little trouble) that Mr. Crowley might be trained to do this for himself. So a broom was brought and lessons were given in its use. But, at the end of a whole course, he still persisted in using the broom only on his keeper, always taking hold of it by the wrong end. Another trait which he had in common with some children was that, when work of any kind was really go ing on, no one could induce him to take in it a more active part than to sit by and look on. If there were thought of apprenticing him to a trade, he'd have made a yen fair plumber. Wonderful as was Mr. Crowley in most things, astonishing as were his feats on the flying trapeze, the chief at traction was to see him eat. Not that he ate so much, or so awkwardly, but because of the excellence of his' table manners. Some are born to a knife and fork, other achieve knives and forks but this monkey had a knife and fork thrust upon him. He certainly was not born with a silver spoon in his mouth, nor with a napkin in his hand. It Is not sure that even the missionaries and ministers-resident of Liberia have such luxuries. Yet Mr. Crowley used them all as though familiar with them from the cradle. Mr. Crowley, not long ago, seized his keeper and bit his arm. This is not the way in which a gentleman "takes a friend by the arm," and of this Mr. Crowley was made aware by a box on the ear which sent him HOWLING INTO a CORNER, where be boo-hooed like a mortified child, and seemed to repent of his im politeness. Speedy repentance usually comes with speedy punishment, and Mr. Crowley never again attempted to "monkey" with so prompt a disciplina rian. Mr. Crowley was, no doubt, a celebrated character and a favorite among those who knew him, but he always retained that uncertainness that has made monkeys dangerous since they first were introduced into civilized countries. At his death he was a well developed monkey. He weighed 100 pounds and measured four feet and nine inches without his stockings. The Museum of Natural History has taken his body for preservation. -____■■ STRONG DRINK IX MAINE. There Is Plenty of It, and It Is the Worst of Its Kind. There is no lack of liquor in Maine, though it is hard to get mixed drinks, writes a New York Sun correspondent. Here in Portland they are made in the bar-rooms in the cellars of the principal hotels, but in the other cities and towns the bartender shoves out a bottle and says: "Take this or you'll get nothing. This is a prohibition state." All the stock needed for a bar is a few cases of beer and a few battles of whisky. Even this assortment is not found in all bars. It is a common tiling for a bar to have otly a case of beer and a bottle of whisky. A case of beer will make over fifty drinks, and can be stretched to a hundred,' The bottles are big as champagne bottlesTalmost the same shape, but without a label. They hold a quart. A quart means any num ber of drinks, according to the skill of the bartender and the wretchedness of the beer. Each drink costs 10 cents. In the ordinary glass of prohibition there is no more beer than could be put into a flat champagne glass. It is acrid, with a salty froth, and incites a desire to make war on somebody. Five glasses apiece to a thousand ordinal illy peaceable citizens would provoke them to riot. After drinking it there is a fire in the throat that can be quenched only by drinking more beer, until the flame burns the victim into the insensibility of drunk cues.. and to go on a Maine drunk is solemn business. A Maine man can carry a flask of the Maine beer of com merce in his pocket and use it as our West side politician uses his flask of whisky. There is an immense profit from the sale of this beer at 10 cents for a small drink. The police get part of this profit. They assess the saloonkeeper, if the common belief goes for anything. Then, about once in so often the saloon keeper is arrested and lined. The fees of his arrest make the liquor police and court officials happy, and it Is calcu lated to make the amount Of his lines equal to a license of 1300 or 1300 a year. New individuals can be found for the same place, so that it will not seem as if the same man was being let oft' with a moderate line for the tenth or fif teenth offense. The fines go into the city or town treasury, and help out the tax levy that much. There is enough margin left over to give the saloonkeeper more than the ordinary profit, and he cannot complain, especially as new men arc hindered from going into the business by the necessity of having to get solid with so many people before they start. It costs money to be solid in Maine, nnd a man who succeeds in making a liquor store grow where there was none before is looked upon as a public benefactor, besides being a man with a pull. These saloons are called oyster houses. The sign simply says that oy sters can be had within. A man who wants oysters had better go some place else, as the only oysters in those places are in a lot of cans on the shelves of the front room, where there may be a cigar stand, Hows of canned goods and some crackers, sausage and other luxuries of a free lunch counter may possibly be found in this room, but free lunches are scarce in Maine. A man who lias four or five Maine beers in him wants to go out at once and commit murder or arson without waiting for a free lunch. This dummy part of the establishment occupies the part of the room facing on the street. Back of it is a partition going up to the ceiling, with a loophole like the peephole in a gambling house, lhe space behind is twice as large as the room in front. Here is the bar, small and dirty, no chairs, no tables, nothing but bare walls and slops of the precious beer. This is the average and ordinary Maine bar room. It must be a desperate desire that takes a man in one. The bar is of dirty brown wood, not valuable enough to bother over in case it is necessary to have it publicly smashed by the liquor police. Behind are a couple of shelves with green quart beer bottles on them. A half dozen lumps of glass an inch thick at the bot tom, three-eighths thick at the side, and with a small cavity for beet, finish the luxuriant appointments. Occasionally there is a bucket of water in which the glasses are dipped after being used. This is considered rather fastidious, and a party of Maine men can get along nicely with one glass, filled and drunk l by each in sueeessin as It is passedo around the crowd. There are a few good and fairly well equipped bars in Portland. They sell wine at hotel tables here, so a man can drink somewhere in comfort. With the relaxation of the sham enforcement of the law the quality of the liquor im proves, and there is less drunkenness in proportion In Portland than in Augusta, which is full of hypocrisy. In Augusta a man at the hotel who asks for a drink is told to go to his room. A bottle of whisky is sent up to him, and he pays 11.50 for it, whether be wants one drink or five. He can take his two or three drinks from it and carry it off with him —an incitement to continual tippling— or he can sell it and break the United States internal revenue law,' which is a bigger thing than prohibition, or he can give It to one of the hotel porters for a tip, or he can sit and drink until he is gloriously drunk. Often this is just What he- does. A man who, left to him self, would go to the bar and take a drink before going to bed, has a bottle in his room, and sits and smokes and drinks ten times as much as he other wise would. Me Filled the Bill. Drake's Magazine. First Tramp— Say, Bill, wot's it yer been doin' for a month back? I hain't seed yer round. Second Tramp (red nose)— Oi've bin wurrukin fer the dolm moojlum. F. T.— Uz that so! Wot woz yer doin'? S. T.— Oi wur a statoo. F. T.— statoo 1 By hlvlns, wot wuz yez th' statue ay? „ S. T.— Th' bloomin' ay th' roye. ■ THE SAINT PAUL DAILY GLOBE: SUNDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 16, 1888. —SIXTEEN PAGES. DID HE PLAGIARIZE? The Original of "Hiawatha" Found in the Finnish Epic "Kalevala." Longfellow Accused of Hav ing Stolen the Meter and Plot of His Greatest Work From This Fifth National Epic of the World. The Literary Sensation of the Century Produced by the Discovery. Xew York Letter. .In the early part of the present cen tury Topelius, a Finnish scholar and practicing physician, made a great dis covery. He collected eighty fragments of the "Kalevala," the grand poem of Finland, fifth national epic of the world, which for unknown ages had been float ing on the stream of tradition. In 1849 a brother physician. Dr. Elias Lourot, v published a complete version of the epic, embracing fifty runes and almost 23,000 lines. Meanwhile it had passed into other tongues— into Swedish, French and German— and become the literary sensation of the age, Max M tiller plac ing it side by side with the lonian songs, the Mahabharata, the Shahna mcth and Jthe Nibelungen. But to English readers it remained un known until Longfellow produced his famous Indian Edda, "Hia watha." Then the scholars fell upon him with the cry of plagiarism and his publisher became excited. "It will not do," he said, "to let this thing go on any longer." "How does the book sell?" asked Longfellow. "Amazingly— the sale is already equal to the combined sales of your oilier books." "Then," said Longfellow, "I think we ought to be thankful to these critics. Let them talk. Seems to me they are giving us a large amount of gratuitous advertising. Better let them alone." And let alone they were; so, at least, the story runs. I'rof. T. C. Porter, of Lafayette col lege, was head and front of the attacking party, and to this day he continues his assaults. Americans took but a languid interest in the dis cussion; they could make no compari sons between the two works, as no English translation of the "Kalevala" was then in existence, and it was not until years afterward (1808) that Prof. John A. Porter, of Yale college, pub lished a beautiful .rendering of a small portion of it, a single episode. This difficulty no longer exists. The entire epic has been translated into the best of English by Dr, J. M. Crawford, of Cin cinnati, and published handsomely in two octavo volumes by John 11. Allien, New York. XS LONGFELLOW GUILTY? One thing is sure, that the peculiar meter of the two poems— rhymeless trochaic dimeter with Oriental repeti tion—is the same. On this point the _________ poet, Freiligrath, Longfellow's friend, once wrote: "I will not say that 'Hiawatha' is written in the old national meter of Finland; but there can be no doubt that it is written in a modified Finnish meter. Apart from all Internal evidence, which is of itself sufficient to put the matter beyond all question, I may mention that in the summer of 1842, when Mr. Longfellow was on the Rhine, we often amused ourselves with the at tractive meter and the quaint subjects of the songs of Finland." This matter of verse, we take it, is now beyond dis pute; and even conceding the ques tion of inspiration, the worst that Prof, Porter, of Lafayette, can say against Lonfellow is, in his own words, that ••the indebtedness of this so-called 'purely American epic' to the 'Children of Sound' is of such magnitude that it not only deserved but had a right to acknowledgement." The national epic of Sound (Finland), not only as being the model of "Hia watha,'' but in length and strength of structure, in ancient and original flavor, in the fascination of its folk lore, is in finitely the greater poem. It comes down from the mythical age, preserved by minstrels, laden with the rate and curious solutions of poetical people of the problems of nature, the origin of things.the enigmas of human tears. And "it represents," says Dr. Crawford, "not only poetry, but the entire wisdom and accumulated experience of a na tion." The Kalevala (the Land of He roes) relates the ever-varying contests between the Fins and the "darksome Laplanders." The three main person ages, Wainamoinen, the ancient singer; Hmarinen, the eternal forge.nan, and Leniminkaimen, the reckless wizard, are conceived as being of divine origin, and most all of the acting characters superhuman. The power of magic is a striking feature of the poem; -Vainamoinen's songs dis arm his opponents— they quiet the angry sea, and they give warmth to the new sun and the new moon which his brother, Ilmarmen, forges from the magic metals. Birds, beasts, fishes and serpents, as well as the suu and the moon, are either kind or unkind; drops of blood find speech ; ships and trees and waters have magic powers. THE DEADLY PARALLEL COLUMN. After countless adventures, Waina moinen takes his departure at the birth of the Christ-child, whom be baptizes. Hiawatha, it will be remembered, after leading a similar life, retires at the ap proach of the Jesuit missionary, "The Black-Kobe chief, the Paleface," who came to the people, and Told them of the Virgin Mary And her blessed Son, the Savior. Compare the departure of the two heroes: _VAIN*A„OIX__. | _IAW„T„_. Thus the ancient On the shore stood NVainamoinen, Hiawatha, In his copper -banded Turned and waved his vessel, hand at parting: Left his tribe in Kale- On the clear and iu vala, mi nous water Sailing o'er the rolling Launched his birch billows, canoe for sailing; Sailing through the * * * * azure vapors, Sailed into the fiery Sailing through the sunset, dusk of evening, Sailed into the purple Sailing to the tier} vapors, onset, sailed into the dusk To the higher-landed of evening: regions, And the people from To the lower verge ol the margin heaven. Watched him floating, Quickly gained th; risking, sinking, far horizon, Till the birch canoe Gained the uurple-col seem lifted ored harbor, High into the sea of There his baric he splendor. lirnily anchored. Till it sank into the Bested in his boat of vapors, copper: Like the new mo oh, But he left his harp of I slowly, slowly, magic, Sinking in the purple Left his songs and distance. wisdom-sayings. To the lasting joy oi Sliumi. Finally, it is possible to scent the rich flavor of the epic in this episode of Wainainoinen's sowing : Wainamoinen, wise and ancient, Made himself an ax for chopping, Then began to clear the forest, Then began the trees to level. Felled the trees of all descriptions, Only left the birch tree standing. Where might sing the sweet-voiced cuckoo. Sacred bird in sacred branches. Down from Heaven came the eagle, Through the air he came allying That this thing he might consider; And he spake the words that follow: "Wherefore, ancient Wainnmoinen, Hast thou left the slender birch tree, Left the birch tree only standing!''' Wainamoinen thus mad i answer: "Therefore Is the birch left standing That the birds may nest within it, That ibe eagle there may rest him, There may sing the Earned cuckoo."' Spake the eagle, thus replying: "Good, indeed, thy hero-judgment. That the birch tree thou has left us, Left the sacred birch tree standing As a resting-place for eagles And for birds of every feather; | Even I may rest upon it." Quickly then this bird of heaven Kindled fire among the branches; Soon the flames are fanned by north winds, And the east winds lend their forces, Burn the trees of all descriptions, Burn them all to dust and ashes, Only is the birch left standing. Wainamoinen, wise aud ancient, Brings bis magic grains of barley, Brings he forth his seven seed-grains, Brings them from his trusty pouches, Fashioned from the skin of squirrel, Some were made from skin of marten; Thence to sow his seed he hastens, Hastes the barley grains to scatter. Speaks unto himself these measures: "I the seeds of life am sowing. Sowing through my open fingers, From the hand of my Cieator, In this soil enriched with ashes, In this soil to sprout and flourish. Ancient mother, thou that livest Far below (lie earth and ocean, Mother of the fields and forests, ing the rich soil to producing, Bring tlic seed-grains to the sprouting, That the barley well may flourish. Never will the earth unaided Yield the ripe, nutritious barley, Never will her force he wanting If the givers give assistance. If the givers grace the sowing, Grace the daughters of creation. Kise, O Earth, from out thy slumber. From the slumber-land of ages. Let the barley-grains be sprouting, Let the blades themselves be starting, Let the verdant stalks be rising, Let the ears themselves be growing, And a hundredfold producing. From my plowing ana my sowing. From my skill ana honest labor, Ukko, thou, () God, up yonder. Thou, O Father of the heavens. Thou that livest high in Ether, curliest all the cloud of Heaven, Boldest in the air thy counsel. From the East dispatch a cloudlet, From the Northeast send a rain-cloud, From the West another >?nd us, From the Northwest still another. Quickly from the South a warm clond. That the rain may fall from Heaven. That the cloudi may drop their honey. That the ears may fill and ripen. That the barley fields may rustle." Thereupon benignant Ukko, Ukko, father of the heavens. Held his counsel in the cloud-place, He'd good cousel in the Ether; From the Baal he sent a cloudlet. From the Northeast sent a rain-cloud, From the West another sent be, From the Northwest still another, Quickly from the South a warm cloud, Joined in scums the clouds together, Sewed together all their edges, Grasped the cloud and hurled it earthward. Quick the rain-cloud drops her honey, Quick the nun-drops fall from Heaven, That the ears may quickly ripen, That the barley crop may rustle. Straightway grow the seeds of barley, From the genu the blade unfolding, Richly colored cart arising. From the rich soil of the fallow. From the work of Wainamoinen. ___ JACK DALY'S PLUNGE. He Took Nearly $8,000 Out of an Omaha Pool Boom in One Day. Omaha Herald. . The financial status of the Diamond pool room is not so strong this morning as it was twenty-four hours ago. It is not so strong by about 10,000 big Amer ican dollars. Of this sum $7,702.25 was scooped in by one speculator. His name is Daly— Jack Daly, of New York— and be plunged on horses. The remainder of the amount was captured by wise speculators who accompanied him in the plunge. Mr. Daly dropped into the Diamond yesterday morning and casually glanced at the entries for the day's racing at Monmouth and Saratoga. Among the horses listed in one of the events at the latter track was Gypsy Queen. She was rated short. The track odds against her were oto 1. Mr. Daly listlessly placed $200 on her at this figure, Tlie book maker immediately chalked the horse down to 4to 1. Mr. Daly sauntered around the pool room in a careless man ner, as if he was endeavoring to un load a heavy dose of ennui. But every time lie passed the bookmaker's stand he staked $100 on Gypsy Queen. When the bell rung for tlfe start and the operator yelled "Off at Saratoga!" Mr; Daly stood to win $2,100 on Gypsy Queen, and he won it. The bookmakers gasped, and Mr. Daly went out to drink a glass of ice water. A couple of hours later books were opened on the day's stellar event at Monmouth— a race in whicli Telle Doe was a strong favorite over such animals as Joe Lee and Cambyses. Kaloolah was among the entries, but very unpopular with the talent. The track odds against Kaloolah were 10 to l. The Diamoned opened its book with Kalo olah rated at 0 to 1 against winning, and 4 to 1 against a place. Mr. Daly took a little of the odds. He laid $000 to $3,000 that Mor rlssey's mare would win, and $500 to $2,000 that she would secure a place. Then the bookmaker reduced the odds to 4 to 1 against the winner, and. just to encourage the game, Mr. Daly pur chased $100 worth of pasteboard with those figures on it. He had now backed Kaloolah to the tune of $1,100, with a chance of winning $6,400. Joe Lee led the running from post to stretch, with Telle Doe a close second. Ka loolah was not heard of until Lee en tered the stretch, when the telegrapher imparted the information that Kaloolah was coming fast. "That settles it," re marked Mr. Daly as he retired to drink another glass of ice water. That did settle it. "Kaloolah wins!" jelled the operator. Then you could cut the gloom with an ax. "I'm going to the ball game," re marked Mr. Daly, when he had refrig erated his inner man," and before going to bet $200 to $800 that McLaugh lin runs no worse than second in the next race at Monmouth." The proposition was jumped at. Mc- Laughlin, indeed! Who had ever heard of the horse? Mr. Daly's wager was booked, and Mr. Daly went to the ball game. Mel.aughin ran better than sec ond. He won the race. Last evening Mr. Daly cashed his tickets. He had invested $1,715 and won $8,360. From this amount the house deducted its commission of 5 per cent, which footed up $4! i5.75. Mi. Daly's day's winnings amounted to $7,762.25, the biggest sum of money ever won by any individual in an Omaha pool-room. Who is Mr. Daly? He is an all-around sport, and a clever one, too. He is a member of the Manhattan' Athletic club, and a sprinter of no mean ability. He has made money on the cinder path In England and this country. He was one of Jack Dempsey's backers and trainers when that pugilistic phenome non fought and defeated Marine La Blanche, and has been closely identified with Dempsey's interests in all the tatter's battles. About a month ago Mr. Daly dropped quietly into Omaha and began betting on a small scale, chiefly on base ball. Not until a few days ago did he venture a wager on horses, and cheer fully acknowledged that the national game was his forte. His coup was a surprise to tlie pool room people. "11l bet that every pool room in the country lias been scooped to-day," re marked an old sport last evening. "It's my opinion, and the circumstances strengthen it. that Daly came to Omaha ! or the express purpose of accomplish- I ing his work of to-day, and that a simi lar agent was dispatched to every city in the Union where the races are played. Funny thing, Isn't it, that such a thoroughbred sport as Daly should plunge on three short horses, and that every one of them should win? I believe that Gypsy Queen, Kaloolah and McLaughlin have been held down especially for to-day's races. Colorado Morrissey's horse Ka loolah has been beaten until her owner got the odds against her high enough to suit him. Then he put in his money and let her win. He scattered his cash ' around the country because he did not want to reduce the odds at the track by E lunging there. You see, the outside makers follow the track odds. That's why Daly came to Omaha." Last evening Daly confessed that he had received tips, but denied that he was backed by Morrissey. "I make my money by betting," lie said, "and ' have a partner in the business. J. L. Malone, of New York. He cleaned up $16,000 on Kaloolah's victory to-day. Of course we were.pretty confident the horses we backed would win. We are not looking for the worst of it." Daly is only twenty-seven years of age, but he seems to be more aged in experience than many of the gray beards In his profession. . _.«•;".'. mm - .(Hits, largest circulation and Eaf __. ft yin< st advantageous rates are -LJrT.% # given by the _.__-_, .lie great a__ __* vc a, 'Waul medium. THE PROBLEM OF SEX. __, Doctor Talks Learnedly About the Babies. A 5 FEW PUZZLING FACTS. Why Are Some Born Boy 3 While Others Are Bora i ._ Girls? - Chicago Herald. "The most interesting of studies are babies," said Dr. Childs, the famous ac coucheur. "I am aware of the tact that •everybody doesn't agree with me. Bachelors don't, for instance. Again, the poet says: 'The proper study of mankind is man.' And others will be found to maintain that woman is the 'most interesting subject to investigate. •But as for woman herself, surely she will side with me, in my dictum. Now, as for babies, it has often struck me that the question of their sex is a phys iological mystery which awaits solu tion." "What do you mean by that, doctor?" interjected the reporter. "Well. I'll try to make my meaning a little plainer. There are certain things taken in connection with the sex of babies which are as yet unsolved riddles to science. The fact itself, above all, why one baby is born a girl and an other a boy has never yet been satis factorily explained. All that has been said on the subject by physiologists, physicians, specialists, and others has been either in the nature of mere sur mises and hypotheses or else arrant nonsense. Then think how much su perstition there is connected with this very matter. Why, old and ung women are full of it. lint that wasn't so much what I was referring to. No, sir. There are other questions to an swer. Why is it, tor example, that in one country more males than females are born, while in others the reverse is the case? Why is it that this is also true of certain towns, villages, even wards? Why is it that during certain months the female births outnumber the male ones, while during other months it is not so?" "I'm sure 1 don't know, doctor, if yon don't," quoth his j^^K _____ visitor. "1 come J^X~7ii*f to you for infor- u_£ '^_L r ~U mal ion and en- P' , rVfulT liglitenment on ™_*^____./ this momentous /"i&lw matter, whereas QU-A --v.CL__-<n yoH do nothing l\?__vO but fling qties- C_Jfc_3__x^2!aa tions at me, oue i #A 5 J|Jr jJ^^JrV harder than the^&_W~^& other to answer. J-iJ/^Sg. fp^ X Do you know l^lßijffif K_^§^ * yourself? If you ll \^flSsfi f^ do, please don't **« * withhold your knowledge from a world that has been aching to know all this ever since Noah first stepped from his ark. Tell us about it!" But the great, scientist and practi tioner only let his head fall into the hollow of his good right hand, and then whistled softly to himself, an utter prey to meditation and self-communion. "If I were to tell you what I think it wouldn't do any good, since, . after all, its nothing but guess-work." "But are those facts, doctor, which ■you stated a moment ago?" i "Yes, they are facts. However, I'll not ask you to believe me. Just you go to the county clerk's office, where they keep the records of all the births on file, and where they make them up In sta tistics. You will see all 1 said verified there." And, sure enough, the doctor was right. Poring over the ponderous tomes there collected, and over the fig . tires collated from them, a summary of facts was gradually evolved which might be stated, like a condensed cate chism, in this wise: Chicago produces more boys than girls. The average annual excess of male births over female births is about 1,000, or, roughly, 8 per cent more of boys than girls. ' Births are heaviest In number in the months of August, September, October and December, the latter month leading all the rest. February shows the smallest number of births, April, May and June being next. There are nine months of the year when more male than female children are born. There is one month— May— when there is an equilibrium (which is in some years exactly maintained, like May, ISM, when there were 722 births each of males and females), and there are two months which show an excess of female over male births. Those two months are April and December. Why this was and is thus tho official whose massive brow ponders day by day over these vital statistics knew no more than the medical authority had known. He, too, could only give vent to surmises. - -'.';. "As for April," he says, "the excess of female over male new-born might be accounted for in various ways. April is the first spring month. Spring is the season of love, of poetry, of sentiment and ideals. Hence more girls are born, for girls are much more given to this sort of thing than boys. Again, April is the most variable month in the year. April weather has become pro verbial. Girls, too, are very variable. The proverb, La donna c mobile, attests this. Therefore, the evident desire of the female sex to be born in this month and no other is accounted for, I think, in a measure. But. should girls try so hard to be born in Decem ber? That's what puzzles me. For— take the statistics into your hand, sir— you will find that many more girls are born in that cold, in hospitable month than boys— many more than in April, even. It's a pretty tough month, in Chicago at least, to come into the world in. and why girls should persist in doing so during the rigors of a Chicago December, while in Florida they don't quite the reverse— that's what beats me! The only reason I can think of at all is that they want to steal a march on the boys and get one more Christmas than they, or get it much sooner than the boys, at all events. Blamed if 1 can think of any other reason!" , ____ Vivid, Certainly. Time. "Yes," said Artts," "I have almost finished my painting ot the group in Sheol." 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Worth $5 r bottle. THEY DID IT. What? Cured among others the following. They write: 819 _______ A.*. Cincinnati, 0.. > January 4th, 1888. J Athlojihoros Pills have cured me of liver complaint ami ilyspeiiHia. I Rave ten of the Pills to a friend who in troubled with indigestion and he has improved won derfully. F. H. Howekamp. 16 Rosette St.. New Haven. Ct., \ February loth, 1888. j- Athlonhoros Pills worked wonders in my case of dyspepsia. Km ma L. Clack. Ath-10-pho-ros Tills are small and pleasant to take, yet wonderfully effective. Invaluable for kidney and liver complaints, dyspepsia, in digestion, constipation, headache, etc. They'll take away that tired feeling giving new life and strength. fl_3*Send 0 cents for the beautiful colored pic ture, " Moorish Maiden." THEATHLOPHOROSCO. 112 Wall St. N. Y. BRIDGE WORK. Proposals for Bridge Super structure. City Clerk's Office, ) St. PAUL, Sept. 6, 1.88. ) Scaled proposals, indorsed "Proposals for Bridge Superstructure," will be re ceived at this office until Tuesday, tho 18tli day of September, 18S8, at 3 o'clock p. in., for furnishing the necessary ma terials and constructing the superstruct ure for the rebuilding of part of the Wabasha street bridge, in this city, in accordance with plans and specifica tions therefor 011 file in the office of the City Engineer. All proposals must be made upon forms prepared for the purpose, which will bi furnished by the City Engineer. Each proposal must be accompanied by a bond in a sum equal to' 20 per cent of the aggregate amount of the pro . posal, with two sureties who are resi dents of the state of Minnesota. The Common Council reserves the right to reject any and all proposals. By order of Common Council. TUOS. A. PRENDERGAST, 2..1-.-0 City Clerk. CONTRACT WORK. Stwir on Fairmount Avenue. Office Board of Public Works, ) CITT OF ST. PAUL.Minn.. Sept.ll.lSßß. i Sealed bids will be received by the Board of Public Works in au?l for the corporation of the city of St. Paul, Minnesota, at their office in said city, until 1. m. on the 24th day of Septem ber. A. D. 1888, for constructing a sewer on Fairmount avenue, from St. Albans street to Grotto street, in said city, according to plans and specifica tions or. file in the office of said Board. A bond with at least two (2) sureties in a sum of at least twenty (30) per cent of the gross amount bid must accompany each bid. The said Board reserves the right to reject any or all bids. It. L. GORMAN, President. Official: W. P. Ei.wix, 256-200 Clerk Board of Public Works. CONTRACT WOW. Sewer on Western Avenue. Office Board of Public Works, ) City of St. Paul, Minu.,Sept. 11,1888. ) Sealed bids will be received by the Board of Public Works in and for the corooration of the city of St. Paul, Min nesota, at their office in said city, until 12 m. on the :_4th day of September. A.D. 1888. for constructing a sewer on West ern avenue, from Rondo street to St. Anthony avenue, in said city, according to plans and specifications on file in the office of said Board. A bond witli at least two (2) sureties in a sum of at least twenty (20) per cent of the gross amount bid must accom pany each bid. The said Board reserves the right to reject any or all bids. " It. L. GORMAN, President. Official: AY. F. Erwin. 250-207 Clerk Board of Public Works. Correction of Assessment for | Change of Grade on Genesee Street. Office Board of Public Works, ) City of St. I_vuL,Minn.,Sept. 14, 1388. l To James F. Cuthlily, Maria C. Curran, and all parties interested: The Board of Public Works in and for the corporation of the city of St. Paul, Minnesota, will meet at their office in said city at 2 p. m." on the 27 tli day of September, A. D. 1888, to correct the assessment of benefits, dam ages, costs and expenses arising from the change of grade on Genesee street, between Mississippi street and Buffalo street, ~~ as to owner ship, description of and amounts to be assessed against lot 23, block (>, E. Rice's Second addition to St. Paul, so as to conform to the facts and rights of the case as intended. All persons interested are hereby notified to be present at said time and place of making said correction, and will be heard. J. C. QUIXBY, President pro tern, Official: W. F.Erwiv, 261 Clerk Board of Public Works. ST. PAUL UNION STOCKYARDS CO., SOUTH s_b. _?___xji___ The Yards and Packing ileuses Open fat ..y.Vj Business. .. Kearij Cash _U.i_.ket {_•*• Hogs, Ifcl— 111 fun HI II ITI 111 I llml 1 ' ~ >fe^_§iit| THtf l$ THE RO^JE, I #^^s^l^g#-TO^r JACK B^iLT. / 'iCTfeEfdffllltt TOf SANTACLAMS SOAP _ , FA!RBANK? f c^ Co ] WK* -,-.. — ■■ J6J^___<_'i__ -llifJffUj^j, \jj%*i} «_^__ ¥ &£. _ .J <#^S_ i l^***. '^ I's1 ' s ** l^ ouse > tnat J ac Guilty *^-__C>-_5 A. *-V \&ss*W _i_^____ * '^S. These are l^ ie parties, that lived T^Vl (^^^/wJ_'' n the house, that Jack built. (lv?'^*r^^? =a s_L__J? 0 These are the Clothes, that wens >2) I* =^__jr<^^^^^-_-r^^---_3_g=-=- Worn by the parties, that lived ia \ \\; '^* ie house, that Jack built. y.'- jy// \>s_<§' These are the Machines, that washed nmnnTf^=s^ri v The clothes, that were worn by I&L ~^ ji| I Vf IVI The parties, that lived in the house, thai ll| 1 1 To|]l^2a_o^_li__i^ 1 This is the Soap, that was used : . - ' -^-^^tlxs^^^^^iti^mmm. * n the Machine, 'hat washed the , H_ fflfflfllJlj W^V^^/' Clothes, that were worn by the parties* — yyyyyi L^OjlP jO^Hs____g^" That lived in the house, that Jack built. ___*Ife__ CHICAGO, ST PAUL, vl^gfNv fvUNNEAPOLSS & OMAHA KY. THE BEST li.QXJir»_P_Bl_> *'l_l]N'__^ To Chicago Omaha and Kansas City. _.' LEAVE. _3__.__a.__l ____.__" TIIAIIVS. _ ARRIVE. J Minn^ap'ls. St. Pm!. » Dally. : _». Sunday. St. Paul, i Mumcap'ls. ■ t 6 55 AM ~7 45 AM r7!7...."...Eau Claire; Mcnillan and Green Bay 7 lOPMIf 8 OO l'_f *220 PM 300 PM Eau Claire, Chippewa Falls and I.lroy 150PM* 230 I'M t430 PM 5 3") PM Eau Claire and Chippewa Falls 10 .SAM flO 55 AM t9lO AM 945 AM New Richmond, Superior and Duluth 6 05PM If 645 PM *900 PM 940 PM New Richmond, Superior and Duluth 655 AMI* 735 AM t9lO AM 945 AM ......Ashland, Washburn, Bayfield and Water. -.meet 605PM1t6 45 PM *900 PM 940 I'M Ashland, Washburn, Bayfield and E__U___. 655AM»7 35 AM *220 PM 300 PM ..Chicago, Madison and Janesville— Fast Day Express- 150PM*2 30 PM * 6 50PM 7 30PM Chicago Fast Vestibule.! Express 7 MAM * 8 03AM *650 PM 730 PM ....Madison, Waukesha and Milwaukee— Fast Line.... 7 30AMI* 8 O 'AM LEAVE. WBSTBRW _C_fc_._A.llW_S. ARRIVE. * St. Paul. Hinneap'ls. * Dally. t Y.\. Sunday. Minneif'ls. I St. Paul. 4 t750 AM 825 AM ....Sioux City, Sioux Falls, Mitchell and Yankton.... 630 PM 703 I'M *600 PM 6 40PMI Fast Line, Sioux City, Omaha and Kansas City .... 8 55AM *930 AM t750 AM 825 AMI Mankato, Lake Crystal and Elinors 6 30PM t7 03 I'M »600 PM C 40PMI Mankato, Tracy and Pierre 8 55 AMI* 9 30AM Chicago Fast, Day Express arrives Ctiicatro at 7 next morning. Chicago Vcstibuled Express arrives Chicago at ' 9.30 next morning. Through Sleeper to Milwaukee on Vcstibuled Express arrives there at 7.10 next morning, _ Sleeping Cars and Dining Cars, the finest in the world, on these Chicago Trains. I Through Pullman Sleepers ou Kansas City Fast Line to Council Bluffs, Omaha and Kansas City. Also Pullman Cleej.i.rsou'Mgru Trains between St. Paul and Duluth, Ashland and Tracr. TICKET JSt.l'iiul, 159 East Third Street and I'nlon Depot, foot Sibley Street. OFFICES: 5 3liunea|ioli», 13 Mcoilet llou.e Block and Union Depot, Bridge Square. T. -.TE.SD.I.E, C. 11. PETRI If, W. B. .THEEIKK, a Gen'l Passenger Agent. City Ticket Agent, St. Paul. City Ticket Azt., Minneapolis NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILROAD The Dining Car Line to Fargo, Helena, Butto and the Pacific Northwest. Leave Arrive Dining Cars on Pacific St. Paul St. Paul Express Trains. Daily. Daily. Portland Express (lim ited) forFargo.Graud Forks, Grafton, Pem bina, Bismarck.Miles City, Helena. Butte, Tacoma, Portland.etc 4:03 p. m. 5:05 p. m. Passenger Express for Fergus Falls, Wahpe ton, Milnor, Fargo, Miles City, Helena, Butte, Spokane Falls, etc 8 :00 p. m. 7:03 a. m. Dakota Express for Sauk Center, Morris, . Fargo and intermedi ate points *S:oo a.m. 0:37 p.m. t-gr-l-Il'-.KTANT— Limited Pacilic Coast Express stops at principal peints only. PAS SENGER EXPRESS makes all stops. DA KOTA EXPRESS makes all stODS. SECOND CLASS SLEEPERS are run on trains leaving St. Paul at >•:<>!> p. m. daily. *l)uily except Sunday. Through Pullman Sleepers daily between St. Paul and Grand Forks, Fergus Falls, Wahpeton. C. E. STONE, City Ticket Agent, 173 East Third Street, St. Paul: G. F. McNeill. City Ticket Agent, 19 Nicollet House. Minneapolis. MINNEAPOLIS & ST. LOUIS RAILWAY ALBERT LEA ROUTE. I l.v. St. Paul Ar St.Paul Chi. & Dcs Moines Ex. i *8 : 45 a m *7 -.25 pm St.Louis _. Kan City Ex :45 si m »7 :25 m Watertown & Pac. Div. Ex *S:OOa m *(i:3,.Dm Mankato Express *3:..0pm *ll:3sara St.Louis 'Through' Ex +0 :25 pm +9:00a:n Dcs Moines a Kansas City Express dfi:2sp m d9:ooam Chicago "Fast" Ex | dO._..pm | dl):QJani d, Daily. * ex. Sundays, t ex. Saturday. Ticket office, St. Paul, corner Third and Sibley streets, and depot, Broadway, fo_t of Fourth street. J. J. WATSON, J.RO. & if YNDMAN, '.Hi East Fourth Street, REAL ESTATE AND MORTGAGE INVEST MENTS. FIRE INSURANCE AGENCY. WALKER & CO., Members New York Stock Exchange and Chi cago Board of Trade. Oi__c_:s : New York, 44 Broadway; St. Paul, 1 Gilfillan Block; Chicago, 0 Pacific Ay. STOCK, GRAIN, PROVISION, COTTON AND OIL BROKERS. Direct wires from our office In St. Paul, No. 1 Gilfillan Block, to New York Stock Ex change and Chicago Board of Trade. THE DULUTH UNION NATIONAL BANK, DULUTH, MINX. I . S. Government Depository. CAPITAL 8600,000 L. M__i.de_.hall. Pi. . -_• A. Wa____ Cashier. NATIONAL INVESTMENT COMPANY HAS M ____! V to loan, On improved real estate at lowest current rates. No delays. Scorn 28, German-American Bank. Peter Bkiiket, President C.G. Johnson. General Manager. E. R. BARDEN, * GRAIN COMMISSION, Wheat, Corn, Oats, Barley, Baled Hay, 14 Chamber of Coram .rce. (it. I'aul. SEVEN CORNERS BANK Paid Up Capital, $100,000. R. M. Newport, President. W. B. Evans, CashlM Michael Defiel, Vice President. __ A. Hawks. Asst Cathie* R.M.NEWPORT & SON, investment Bankers. 152, 15., 154 Drake Block. Loan Money on Improved Real Estate Security, At a, 6} ■■ 7, "_ Xmd ** per cent. _Dn Shortest Notice for any amounts GERMANIA BANK, (STATE bah__.) PAID UP CAPITAL, - $400,000. Surplus and undivided profits, $55,000. A Lax. Kamset, Willi Bickel, President C___i__ R. M. NEWPORT & SON, Investment Bankers, • 152. 153 and 154 Drake Block, St. Paul, Minn. Boy and Sell Stocks Rends and Real Estate CLARK &~METZ, 104 E. Fifth Street, St. Paul, Minn. ._ ■_;-■ {3T__-KX_-._l.A___ COMMISSION*..^ Wholesale Butter and Eggs. Consignments of Game Solicited SHIP yOUK GBAIN TO WOODWARD & COMPANY THE OLD CONSERVATIVE GASH WHEAT HOUSE CF MINNEAPOLIS, Chicago, Milwaukee or Duluth. ESTABLISHED 1879. BANK OF MINNESOTA, Paid Up Capital $000,000; - _ ' _ Surplus $100,000. Wei. Dawson. Pres. Robt. A. Smith, Y. ?..*. Wm.D_wiuii.Jr__ Cashier. Chicago. St. Paul & Kansas Git/ & ' RAILWAY. * (Minnesota & Northwestern.) Leave Leave I Arrive I Arrive Mp'lis. St. Paul St. Paul Mp'll*, . A.M. a. M. P. K. T. M. Chicago Ex. 7:0". 7:45 2:35 1 3:10 yy. ', T. m. p. M. A. m. \x. M . Chicago Llm 7:00 7:33 7:30 8:10 St Louis & ■*•*'• A - M - •*• M - •*• M - KausasCity B:US 8:35 10.20 11:03 Express.. - ; I r - M - r - r »- V',- V. i__pres3...j 7 , 15 7:50 0: ._ 7:2 a Lyle. Austin. Dodge Center, Chatfield," Plainview, Rochester, Peoria, Indianapolis, Columbus aud all points East, South, and West. Dining cars, Maim Boudoir cars and Com pany's Sleepers on Chicago night trains. Through is lee i era on Oca Moiues night trains. City ticket offices 19"» East Third street and Union depot, foot of Sibley street, St. Paul. City ticket office, No. 3 Nicollet House. Union Depot, ridge square, Minneapolis. change of lime taking effect Sunday, sept. 2, 18-.8. ' —^____. — 3 MINNEAPOLIS. I LKAVE. I a mure.* Chicago, Milwaukee, I Chippewa Fal ls, Kan (al:lsr m ulo:3s__:_t Claire, Ncenah, Osh-I I I kosh Fond dv Lac | and Waukesha I la7:lorji a-l:lOp Milwaukee and local. l C:2saml 10 :55 M ST. PAUL. I LKAVR. | AURirB. Chicago, Milwaukee, i l~ ~~ Chippewa Falls, Bau] fa2:oop_: al0:0JA_: Claire, Neenaii. 0->h- I | kosh. Fond dv Lac ) I and Waukesha I la7:4s rsi a 3:10: 10 p« Milwaukee and local.. I 7:00 aml !>:4oi>_f . — — ■ ~mt Daily. Pullman Palac? Sleeping Cars and llieC.'tt tral's famous Dining Cars attached to all through trains .._,_ CITY OFFICES. Bt. Paul— l 73 East Third streot; a & Robb, City Ticket Agent. Union Depot— Brown & Knebel, Agents. Minneapolis— l 9 Nicollet House Blocks F.H. Anson, Northwestern Passenger Agent. Union Depot— ll. Martin, Agent. y MINNEAPOLIS M MINNEAPOLIS 'a M __6_i'"tDßM I V I RAILWAY. _f 9* Thronsii Trains to Principal Point* in Central and Northern .Minne sota, Dakota, .Montana, Manitoba and liritiuli Columbia. Leave Arrive St. Paul. St. Pan L Morris and Wall neton I a8:l0 am a6:sspm, Aberdeen and Ellen- • dale Express 8:10 am 6:55 put SI. Cloud, Fargo and Grand Forks a. :20 am «_:_.. pot One. and St. Cloud. | a__:3o pm all aax Excelsior and Hutch- j inson I 0-1:35 a9:l7am Anoka, St. Cloud audi Willmar a_:-10 all :10am Princeton and Milaca I a3:'lopm ali:loanj Water Wahpe- I ton, Cassel ton, Hope and Larimore i b7 :30 pm c 7:25 a m Crookston, Winnipeg! ' and Victoria Through Express.. 8:35 pm 0:55 am 1 ergus Falls, Fargo. Grand Forks, . echo 8:35 p m C 5a no Minot, l.uford. Great Fulls and Helena. . I d l . :3._ p m e<_ :..5 a m All trains daily except as follows: a ex" Sundays: b Saturdays as far as Watipeton only; c Mondays from Wahpeton only; d ex* cept Saturday except Monday. Througn sleepers to Great 'Falls. Mont, and points west or Giand Forks Mondays and Thursdays only. LAKE MINNETONKA TRAIN'S. Leave St. Paul for Wayzata. Minnetonka Beach and Spring Park at *9:00,tl0 5:00. 0:00 p. in. ; for Excelsior *4:35, p.m. Arrive St. Paul from Wayzata, Minnetonka Beach and Spring Park, 8:20, 9:20, 5:20 p. m. ; from Excelsior. *9:47 a. m. *Except Sundays, -.Sundays only. Short line trains between St. Paul and Minneapolis every thirty minutes from Union depot in each city on even and half hours ■taring the day. The great four-track line be tween St. Pan! and Minneapolis. The only double track, Minneapolis to the lake. Sea Short line card for details. TICKET OFFICES-St. Paul— l 93 Eas» Third sireet; Union depot. ' The Burlington? Union Depots, Minneapolis, St. Paul, Ch. c-ago and St. Louis. Ticket Offices— Paul, corner Third and Robert sts.. Chicago, corner Clark and Ad ams sts. : St. Louis, 1 113 North Fourth st. Leave Arrive __ St. PauL St. Paul. Chicago, St. Louis and Peoria, daily, 7:30 p.m. 7:55 a.m. Chicago, La Crosse, Dubuque.and Galena Ex. Sunday. 7:30 a.m. -.00 d. m Suburban trains' leave union depot, St. Paul, for Dayton's bluff, Oakland. High wood, : Newport. St. Paul Park and Pullman avenue daily at 7 and 10 a. in., 12:15, 2:30, 5:10. 0:30 and 9:30 p. m.. and Wednesdays and Saturdays only at 11:2) p. m. Returning, arrive dally, at 0:50. 8:10 and 11;15 a. in., 2.5. 0:10 and and 7:30 p. in., and Wed iie.--u.ivs and Saturdays only at 11:0.. p. m. ' : l t^^m TICKET OFFICES: /_T_s%_i>*___. 16 '^ E **« Third street, . JlalrrwArmT*/ ' & Uiaon D#pot ' st - PaaL JWIL WAUKttI /_ means Daily. B except et^StgAff* 1 I Sunday. C except Saturday. * , *^£!!' / D except Monday. __________>» Jj 1~. St. Paul. Ar. St. Paul. LaCros, ,D ubV&Lo !B ( > _}? ft. m. 5 :30 p. ra. Aberdeen <_ Fargo B7t3oi_. m. 6:15 p.m. Pra.duCM.&C.Ex 0:10 a. m. 5:55 p. m. B Calmer & Day. Ex. j•> 0 :40 a. m. 7 :53 a. m. D Mil .Chi. _ Ad. Ex. ! A 3 in. l__ip.ra.___ watouna & ay . I A l ___ > p. m. 9 :50 a. m. A Wabasha* Way.. 1:30 p, m. DisV__.___.il Fast Mail A«i:4op. m. 3:10p.m.A Aberd'n&Mit. Ex. ' _t6:2o_. m. 8 :40 a. m. A MiL-ChLVcstbnie A 7 :30|>. m. 7:30 a. in. A Au_.,Dub.«__ChlEx C7:4_ip. m. 7:53 a. in. 1> =__. fJ-mVfmyft^mmmi It you " ant to l"' 9 __&l__*l__* tenement read Ths Globs llfSr "Want" Columns.