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TEfl BROESK {US PET FHWK" B. HARPER, ONE! OF THE M«»ST NOTED OF OLD-TIMK TURFMEN. MONUMENTS TO HIS HORSES. LAST OK THE ILLUSTRIOUS COM -I*.V\Y OK WOODFORI) COUNTY SI'ORTS.MKN. I>ll> MUCH FOR TMiiItiiH.IIHKDDS. Now in Hi* S<-\ «'iil v-Kourtli Tear — 'lVii:i»«*ram<-iit «»f 'IVn Broeck him i Longrfellofv. VERSAILLES, Ky., Jan. 28.— The history ..f the turf and the history of Woodford county, Kentucky, are indis solubly bound up together. If the ros ter of pioneer turfmen had not held the names of Buford, Blackburn, Harper, Alexander, Swigert, Kinkead and Ford, }i::ii, if they had not played their parts on th<- breeding farm and at the race .track, the annalists of the American turf would have a different story to tell. • These men raced horses in the days when tiny w< re run for glory and when the bookmaker had not been in 1. Of this school of turfmen. Prank B. Harper, now in his seventy fourth year, Is the last survivor in Woodford county and one of the most illustrious of them all. He is a nephew of John Harper, who died in ls?a and who laid the foundation of the great *>oroughbred nursery at Xantura farm many years ago. After owning and racing a number of horses, John career was crowned, near the ge of his life, by the successes of gfellow, who was foaled in 18(57. He . Dred Ten Bro< ek, but did not live to Bee any of his performances. Frank Ft. Harper was associated with his Uncle John from childhood, Bnd it was under Frank's regime thar 1 ongfellofv won many of his greatest, races and made his wonderful name in the stud, and that Ten Broeck made the world ring with his exploits on the track. The Harpers have been in Woodford county Cor over 100 years. The records of ih>- W '.fold county court house show that in March, 1795, Jacob Harper .Sr.. the grandfather of the present owner of th<- place, purchased from one Andrew L< v. is "7tJi> acres of land for the sum of nine hundred and twelve pounds, lawful money." Xan tura farm took Its name from the great race and brood mare of that name, tin- dam of Longfellow. The estate now Includes within its northern boundary the old "Ned Blackburn" farm, when: • x-Senator J. C. S. Blackburn first saw th • light, some threescore years ago. It i-- a magnificent tract of 1,200 acres, studded with grand old trees of black walnut, ash, li.no' maple, burr oak. hickory, elm ;::•] now and then a honey locus: and hackberry. Mr. Harper is ;1 heavily built, white led old g-entleman of the utmost simplicity of manners and life. He knows few greater pleasures than to sit .ii th.- front porch of the little one and-a-half-story cottag< — part log and part brick, of iiv ■ . ;• six rooms— which j eonsiitut. * his home, and to talk of his animals, which he has loved with an affection rarely given by man to man, and aim* st unheard of between man and beast. Mr. Harper is a bachelor. The quief, simple, lon< ly life he leads, and has always ltd. j> remarkable in a man of ■rsuch large means, amply able to gratify every wish his heart could conceiv*. A very fair index ■<( his character was his famous and oft-repeated injunction ! to his jockeys to run his Imries from "eend to <-,-!:.•." Ii well illustrates his op n and straightforward nature. With the death of Ten Broeck and Longfellow, his most dearly loved equine companions, Bar. Harper lost in terest in the turf, and. indeed, a good deal of his interest in life. Those were j glorious days for the old man when ! Longfellow and Ten Broeck were both ! on exhibition at "Xantura." and had visitors from ail over this continent ard Europe. Imp. Rossington and Patton are the present stallions, but while they are constantly earning money for their master, they have not in the least as suaged his prief for the dead heroes. I Ten Broeck and Longfellow. Imp. | Roseihgton (who is a half brother of; the preat Ormonde, that sold for $ir>o, --000) was purchased by Harper at auc tion in Lexington in ISS7 at six years old. "1 paid $12.(H>0 for him," said Mr. j Harper, "and now he doesn't owe me a ! cent. I believe that I have been In his (i'-bt for several years." Rossington had eleven successful two-year-slds, and. all told, about six teen winners out last season, one of the bpst of which is the two-year-old I Traversa, out of Betsy Brooks, by Ten j Broeck, he having recently won sev eral good races at £an Francisco. Pat ton, twelve years old. by Ten Broeck. j has been in the stud only four years ' and has produced some good two and j three year olds. When Ten Broeck and Longfellow | died. Mr. Harper gave them each a resting place befitting their great achievements on the turf on a beauti- j ful hillside in the paddock where they were wont to gambol. Their graves \ are marked by marble shafts, hand- ! somer by Car thsn most of those to be ! seen in the cemeteries of man. On Longfellow's monument is carved: LONGFELLOW. The King of the Turf. Brown hor*r-, foaled May lv, ISG7. Died Nov. 5. 1593. 17 Starts: 14 Tim s First. Kins of Racers and King of Stallions. Ten Broeck is commemorated as follows: TEN BROECK. Bay hors». foaled cm Nantura BtCCk Farm, Wo dfo d Co.. Ky.. Juno. 29, 1572. DUd Juno, us. l£B7. PERFORMANCES. 1 Mile 1:39%2%M!1e3 4 : r,BU l%Miles 2:49»43 Mlle.s :,:&'. 2 Miles 2:;7 ! j4 Miles 7:15=4 Mr. Harper was the first man in America and is the only man in Kentucky to erect a monument over the resting place of a horse. Sa:il Mr. Harper: "A story recently published about the ■ graves of America's groat horsos stated that the late Robert Akxander erected a monu ment over the grave of Lexington, and was tin* first man to thus honor a dead turf hero. This la a mistake. Mr. Alexander never put a monument over Lexington's grave. Keene, of New York, and myself are the only men •who have done su<h a thing, and I was the first." It Is very eas> to sr-e that of his horses Ten Broeck was Harper's favorite, although Long fellow, besides being a great race horse, was Infinitely more successful in the stud, and his progeny has shtd lustre upon ''Nantura" to a greater extent than that of Ten Broeck. This favoritism is- accounted for by the fact that lyingfellow was already fully developed and had made his reputation during the life time of John Harper, while Frank Harper had '•the raising" of Ten Broeek, who was given to him as a surklinK colt by his uncle. "Uncle John didn't think much of Ten FROM BABY IN THE HIGH CHAIR • To grandma in the rocker Graln-O Is good for the whole family. It is the l',ng-<ses:r;d substitute for coffee. Never urspts the nerves or Injures ih«- digestion. Made from pure grains, It is a food in Itself. Has the taste and appearance of the best coffee at >4 the price. It is a genuine and scientific article and is come to stay. It makes for health and strength. Ask your grocer for Graln-O. Broeck," said Mr. Harper. "Ha was an un dersized colt, very awkward and mischievous. He had a way of humping down his back and crawling under the bar into the Calves' shed, where ho would make way with all their feed. Uncle John came down to the sta ble one day for the purpose of making a gelding of him. I begged him to let the colt alone. " 'Why should I?' he asked. " 'Because, Uncle John," I replied, 'I have been watching that colt in the pasture, and he's bound to make a race horse. When the colts run across the pasture he pushes a little ahoad of the others every time.' " 'Well, you may have him, Frank, to do as you please.' was his reply. 'Maybe he will make you a little hack horse.' He gave me at the same time a horse named Turner, by Kndorscr. I sold Turner and held on to Ten Broeck. "Ten Broeck'a first start was as a 2-year-old at Louisville in 1574. and he was beaten by McGrath p s Aristldes. He didn't start any more until he was 3 years old, when he wan his rare at Lexington, and then he kept on winning. It kept the horsemen pretty busy in those days, hunting purses that Ten Hrooek wasn't going to run in. They didn't hanker much after his compnay. •"I guess his greatest race was the match contest, for $s,o<X> a side, between him and the California mare Mollie McCarthy, at Louisville, in 1578, though it was a bad race. When they came to see me to arrange for the meeting they told me the Californians were going to bring a world of money he-re to put on the race. I sent them word to keep their money at homo, that when the horses had gone two miles there wouldn't be any race. The betting went on for weeks beforehand. They said there were 30,000 peo plo at the track the day of the race. The horses ran neck and neck to the first quarter Mollie gaining and tinally leading in the h(.-ruP3tret<'h. She kept up her pace around to the half-mile post again, and presently tl)p crowd saw Ten Brorrk take the lead. On he flew, the raarn making a o>speratr> effort. to regain her ground, but without avail. Mo-llie quit at the two-mile post and galloped the rest of the way. The excltemeut was Daughter (innocently)— Oh, mamma, George k'ssed me last night. Mother— Yi v ought to be ui-'-d to it by this time, my child.. Didn't T hear hj-n ki:-? you r.iur n&his a: •? Daughter (impulsively)— Oh! mamma, of course you didn't. That was Charlie. terrific h :;ci men rushed on i he track and I nearly bid ith< r"d Ten Br ••■•k with cai I was ■\.ught up in the arms cf r he ciowd and carried v:> and down the track, cmi.! tely overpowered. I was naturally very hippy over the result. "Ten Broeck couid run longer ;ir.<l his wind than any c<h>-r horse thai ever lived i;i the wor!d. And I never say him race wh« n lie was lit to run bur onc< iv ray j life, and that was when be beat a horse nan^d \d. ovintd by J. B. Krouse, of OJ;iu. i in d three-mile race, at Louisville. Krouse rook Ad F.js. and won everything until h> tackled Ten Broeck. When they hati run two miles some Fellow hi 11. red 'Ad has him | f?o:nK.' but a moment !;:tcr they .-aw Ten Brocvk walk away from him, aisd he roach, d the stand fully an eighth of a mile ahead. "No horse ever had a kinU*-r, better < i:.s position, or appro tclud as near to perfec- ; tion as old Ten Broeok-he was that way all his life. Longfellow, too. was a good-tern- j pered fellow. In a race you could ride either of them up to the .string, and they would Stand there perfectly quiet and obedient while all the other horses were frisking and j cutting up But the moment the drum tapprd i lh ey WfTe ..<*." Mr. Harper contends that horses are not a bit faster today than they wen- twenty ycar3 j ago. but thJl the difference Is all in the | tracks. 1 10 does not believe thjt nny of the? | records of Ten Broeek could dp surpassed by the horses cf today if th^y ran on the same I kind of tracks. Six years r^o Mr. Harper retired from i the turf. It is a singular fact that he novor ! bet on one oT his horses in his life. Ho h-s never had anything to do with, trotters, and ; rather looked on th.-m with contempt. SKATIKCi OY TIIK "CUT-OFF."' \u O!«l Timer Relates an Kxperlciui on the Canal nl Ollinvii. 'doing ska/ing, eh?" askrd E kins, as the y< nag folks bundled up for the sport. "It tcikes me back to tho time when I went skat- Ing with the boys and girt*. Let me see. that - in "64; and I haven't had a pair of Bka.es on since." Mr. ISlkins was one of a group of o'd timers g-jthered in front of a modern open I fire. "'Ever been to Ottawa?" he asked in a rem- ! Iniscent mood. "Ottawa. 111., I moan. When : I livfd there it was the seat of the state supremo court. » The Illinois river and the Fox river meet just below the town. Then there's the canal right along tho Illinois, j ■with a great aqueduct over the Vox and the cut-off that ran through the country and ■ all round the city. There was no traffic on the canal in winter, and so they used to flood the cut-oil and lot it freeze, and cv- i erybody that could wear skates went there ; to use them. The giKs all skated and took > their beaux for partner*, and then maybe thej changed off. Ah. those old times'." and Mr. Klkics fell into a reminiscent fit until j roused by a question. "They didn't have as good skati s in these days as our young folks have now, d'd they?" ', "Maybe not. but they had a li"ap more fun. Skates didn't cat any Ice then, as you f.llows Bay now. They were big and clumsy, j but the runners were as sharp as a knife, j and we could cut pigeon wings or figure • eights or iv anything you young folks can. ; The toe of the skate turned up, after the Dutch pattern, and we were proud of it. They were fastened on with leather straps and weight d a lot. "But I must te'.l you about that cut-off. Sometimes they would draw ail tiie water off. It would go with a rush, aud the cut off would be < mptied in ten minutes. One da> — it must have been when I was home from army on a furlough— two of my girl I friends wanted to go skat'ng with me. I took them down to the cut-off. Tru-re wasn't anybody skating at the time. We thought that rather queer, but never dreamed the water had been drawn off, so we started as gay as you pleaso. "We hadn't gone far when I heard a re port like a pistol shot, and my head hit the ice with a crack that madi> me see stars. The Ice had cracked the whole leng-th of the rut-off. Beneath where the water had been there was four f«<»t of mud. Into this I p'u'g ed head first, and would have been smothered If these girls hadn't given the alarm pnd he p ed to get me out. I was ial'J on my hack for two weeks from the effect cf the crack en my head, and 1 never put on my skates again." >s» Rhodes Komi of Animals. Cecil Rhodes is passionately interested in wild animals, and in his beautiful Cape Town home he has afforded himself the expensive luxury of a regular zoo, which consists of an immense park peopled by almost every known carnivorous animal to be found in South Af rica. In truth, this curious patch of forest may be called the animals' paradise, for all its inmati-s are at complete liberty, except for the wire fence surrounding it. As for the African lions and leopards, they are. of course, kept on another portion of the estate. Cecil Ithcdes has spent on this hobby alone | considerably over $500,000. THE) SAfNT FACU GtdSSr ISONDA^ JANUARY 31, 189 8. OLD "DIGIT WfiTTI LAST OF THE «'SPORTS»» 'WHO MADE THE CITY OF LOUIS VILLE FAMOUS. POPULAR ALL HIS LIFE. KINDLY OF HEART— WON EASILY AND LOST WITHOUT MUCH REGRET. FIGHT FOR AN OPEN GAME. When the Gambling Place He Ope rated Clotted He Worked as a Clerk. LOUISVILLE, Jan. 28.— With the death of "Dick" "Watts there passed away the last, the best known and the most popular of all the old-time gam blers who once made Louisville so widely known as a "sporting" town. The others died years ago, some with their boots on and some in their beds. Anderson Waddell, who was Dick's greatest rival as an owner of gambling GUILELESS YOUTH. games and racing honks ami who wa: one 'if the very few who could hod o; tc money, dii d of he-art disease two '>■ thrte years ago; Eli .Marks, a prrnc in his way, died heartbroken and poor Bob Cathcart. the famous pool s.:ir. f:ni.-hed life's course in Cincinnati: "Male" Kdward Kugfies, chief of tin Louisville tiro department, was <>nr ■ ;: partner in the- ownership of the turf exchange, the most noted pool room in the South, but the "Maje," as he i? eallod, was always first a fireman and next a "sport," and for a long time h ■ has had no connection witli such eit t> rprises. Watts was a fine type of the old fashioned gamb'.er, prodigal in his way of living, willing to bet his last cent on any proposition, not ashamed of his calling, and yet holding himself a good citizen. He was equally noted for ex travagance and generosity; for his dar ing as a better and skill in calculating desperate chances. He never quarrel led. Anderson Waddell had the mem ory of the taking of threp lives to make him shrewd and feared, but Dick Watts had no man's ill will and lived in such an atmosphere of popularity that he must have, found it hard to b - lieve that he could be looked upon as a lawbreaker or that he was one. James Richard Watts was born in Louisville sixty-two years ago. He learned the printer's trade. When the war broke out he enlisted in th>- F.-d --eral ranks and became a first lieu tenant. When he returned he worked at his trade for a while, but, as he afterward expressed it. •"sticking mi:: ion at 50 cents a thousand was too slow," and, as the gambling houses were "wide open" then, he drifted into the ownership of one. He had a spe cial fondness for keno and faro, and in manipulating these games rapidly made a fortune, though it was spent almost as soon as acquired. He was witty, genial, and a daring gamester, so he soon had the largest following of "sports" in the city. He was an accomplished faro dealer and divided honors in this line with Ell Marks and other noted players. There was no limit when he held the box. and many are the stories of the desperate plays he made when he was in his prime. Ha was always "on the square," and the honesty of house or his game was nev er questioned. He lost his money as easily as he won it, scattering it among his friends like a prince, and he never lacked players. As a consequence wealth rolled In upon him. but only to be squandered cr given away. It is said that no appeal for charity passed unheeded if he had a cent In his pocket. "If Dick Watts had saved his money," said an old friend of his, "even allowing a large sum for neces sary expenses and a living as good as any man could ask, he would today be worth $800,000. There must at least be $209,000 owed to him by people to whom he loaned money and who never returned it." Watts made it a rule, if a player at his games ever lost money to the in convenience of his family and com plaint was made, to return it without question. If a mother, a wife, or a father asked for any sum it was paid over, and the erring husband or son was never allowed to sit in that game again. He was also a liberal giver to charity. "I have been in the room many a flPOf Gold Dust stl§ya| Washing Powdtr fiO^ |fi^f|i makes house cleaning eas y- Largest package Wasliin2Pi(33F.|y 7? r !? tesr ccon °">y. tH — * — v Ask the erocer for it. time," jsaKf-qne of Wff admirers, "when fi§ wad dealing rard. Often I have seen b. man 'walk up to him and lean ing 6ver, feay. 'Dick, let me have & hun dred dollars/ Without looking up, he would hand "but & bill or two, always the amount asked tot, and when the man had gone, he wotild ask, 'Who was that fellow?' No one will ever know how many thousands of dollars he gave away and never got back and never expected^ t3 • ifet iback for that matter." "I remember an instance which shows how easily W£.t^B lost money," said a man who w,as acquainted with the game when it was' wide open in Louisville. "He wafc'grofhg to New Or leans on the midnight train and wand ered into a game which was going on in the Crockford. ,He ,played pretty heavily and when it was time for him to go out to catch his train he was about $4,000 loser. This did not inter fere with his plan& He put on his hat and hurried out without trying to retrieve his fortune.' He was a close friend of Jim Craw ford, a faro banker, who ran a game in Cincinnati, but who was well known in Louisville. Watts was sitting in Crawford's game, and a great deal of money had changed hands. Watts got tired and said he believed he would return to Louisville on the next boat. "No use going back now, Dick," said Crawford. "Wait until tomorrow morn ing and I'll go down with you. Be sides, you will get into another game, and you might as well stay hero in mine." In order to please his friend Watts stayed in the game and returned to Louisville "l>iok.\" c leser to the tune of 515.C30. Watts was one • f the first bookrtiak- j ers in the West Hf qpened in Sr. Louis some time in the seventies. His ' lurk was the o«'y one on the track, ! ami when it was found that he would ! !;■!■" bets on a r y horse, the "sports" j of the M.-urd City thought they could m:ike thsMr fortunes'. When the meet ing o'opi d Watts went away with :t roll ..f $89,000: Cnminß baok here he f-undfd the Turf Exchange in 1878; the fust poolrcom in Tjouisville, and the >■•: -i Rtiro s**tu\. His partners were "Map-" Kd Hushes rind Bob Cathcart. The Iprome frnni 'he Turf Exchange j was J6o.r0 1 ) to (75.000 -i year, hut Cath- ! cart died, ETuffhes quit, anjd Witt's sold j out ii order to open a] magnificent J pamhHng i stabli- hmcnt ire the heart of i the city. Alwrys vcrv popular it politics, lie was a member of the general witobil. and for a | while »as a cower. Hut hv Was too open in b\z v :iv of living, ('onc.tjrnjiifr tliis. a char- i ai-trristic anecdote i? told by Aid. Patterson, ' who srrv.-d in the noraL|C,ouncil with \\;it s: "I rrr'll.'ct whrn th*> lo>y^r li^tard was about I to pxivl him for runnini? Qyg&ajbliog hous ■. I Up p?(J j .■! sik'ci h in wbi.^li he'soiti if lie was expellrfl the conuril woult2-.be lurDi^s out the ' best qt'ftllftrd member of .(he board. Hg said be m.-d" nionpy pneugb lint to b'^ liablr >o thp t^ptatioa of b<~irc bwidtf. and lha< Up i I'ad no hosi ness wbicb rfonilSkji'H with his duties. Up was ii>"l'r>etnli>nt af the corpora- ; tirna ;T.d hey could not ;^iftn-ric? him." But rhn stDi-m was rislne.' Public Bentimpnt I was dirf-crrd against jrambling; \io:js«k and the p< wsnaners wore making war on them. QTatU armp on th" floor of the council one night and Kaid |- hrd been sta'rd that t!i? owner of the Crccktord cor Id not be a> ■■ ttiin. d. Up nnrounopd that he was th»* < « >er and in trndrd to continue to run thf» olaep. At the Baipp time :> cry was ralsod for "more lis;ht on hp cramhiing nlac«i." Watts had the <"ront of tftp Cro.-kferd littrd out with PlPCtrlC 11 Ms wh'ch ntade Jefferson rtroet ?<? ligh' y.< day. ••>:. v i «unnos» thfv liave light enough on £b* f'rocUf.rd." lip .<nii\. It was -hla d>flant snirit that Ipd to the I •■'<,\v,K of h)s olace as wpII as ,->!! otlu-r gam bl'np <-^tabli~hnienls in Louisville. The Law iUid Or.lrr IpßßU<> was formrd. All the nlaca | WPH" r;id-d niehtlv. It W ;i=; in the middU of ■winter, hat Wntts dcterniinrd to continue, j He wnrM Ptiord nights on Riiard befo--- bis rsme when 'he w< ?th. r was bitter cold. In ' this w*y be contra cted rhenmafism which medn him sli?htlv crippled. He also con tern- , pl^trd start ; n°; another panic next door, in wbal was intended to be Hip finest gambling house in 'he POOOtry. With this obiei t in vl"w he built the house where the Kn^lish i KitrhPTi is now located, in the center of the ! retail district. It was to be called the Palais i P.ovnl but there was so miu-h ;alk about it : th;>t the eri-FPf'..- ,<?E;aiiiFt ua>-iblers was pushed ' wttii Increased vigor and all the houses were : clo«rd. That wps the ppd of h:? nrneppritv. For a while !,.■ li"tr..red nrm»nd thinking th»» clamor would sn^-id- and the attcrontß to enfun-p the laws vr-o»!d cease. )>"t h<> was mistaken. Wh»n ho found that gambling houses would no more bo tclevalfd ht; d.'lared *c wouW obey the Mw an<l would muke a, living in some 'oth"r way. Tlrs wa 3 fiftr.-n years ago. Up found thp honest life a hard one. Se^ral little burfnem enterprises nrovrd unprofitable and at lspt he was without eafcitil. ' At this junc ture the Republican rnstm^ofpr-of Louisville offered him a little elertfsfhio Hvhi.-h hP ao cepttd. and for thp rrvr four *fars he drpw a small saliry for ralthfu! wdrk in a sub ordinate raDacity. Th'Mi fr^Deirfcrraf was an [>ointrd and the ex-samb4*r ' w*s (lis:-hirgrd. An election for count? cfßcprs' was oming ■in and Dv-k annninrp.l himspff as a candi date for jailer. The RftyubliQ«ns were not thought to have anr i-haiu-p. in he Rot th" nomination. He had just $14. -'but he r t sient a nickel In the rftcupai^n excpp: 'T <-ar farp. and whfn elation d»y was nv;-r he hpd Jl.."<) I»ft. pnd h-'d bf*>n chosen by a big majority. All of his old 'rtionds "tallied around him in his canvass. Wh»n hp'entered a sa loon thf proori»-tor \vo»;M tr<saf the crowd for bini. Nobody would nerrnit him to spend a rrnt. A renjarVable feature of the canr.DpUn was the organuation«.of a club of 4.000 nemoordts. >H of whom >.«rpre pl-dgfd to vctp »r>d work for hiip. asd was thf-ir rejoirini? when he 'was 'triumDhantly f'pnoen. It wss a tributp to Vindnpss of hearf. Wstts was not a good jailer. He was too indulepnt to pr'sorers and guards. The guards neglr-cted their duties and escaped wer» rnmerous. But Watts was determined to do his hpst in the office, and usualtv had the escaped prisoners tfi-nntured by offering big rcwaMi which he naid out or h>s own P<>oke?. ?till his official record was so bn? that ho was defeated for nomination i^st f»ll. Th» Kanm>r in whirh he s'ood by hi* (ri<*«<>e i^ shown h» *be caap of n turnkey and a d»-tpi"ive. who '-i'lnd a man they h'd gone to RrreEt in Ind:?"?. It was thonsM t»iey woHld have a hard time, and at the begin ning a Deni'ent'Tv sentence, wra '•on^idrrcd Inevitable. Dut Watts secured the best law- yers in Indiana to defend them and spent $2,200 on the case. The manner In -which hla friendship was often requited, was shown by the fact that later one of them worked against Watts when ha was trying to secure the nom ination for jailer. Although Watts was a gambler, he had gteat respect for the church. His wife and children were Episcopalians and he was al ways a liberal giver to the church charities. In his old age he united with the congrega tion and he died in the hope of a better life. HE TRAVELED OX A PASS. As a Result lie Thought He Owned the Whole iW... "It brings joy to my soul to see a grumbler laid low," remarked a travel ing man to a reporter for the Star re cently, and when asked for the story implied the following was related: "We were making the run from New lork to Washington. It was a fast train, in charge of an amiable conduct tor. The porter In our car had the patience of Job and the good nature peculiar to few men. There were no crying babies aboard; not a single brid al couple; no complaining old maids, and no "boy orator." in fact, it was an ideal traveling combination with a single exception. "In the face of this all-around com fort, there was a well known Washing ton man aboard, who had as much fault to find as if he were a passenger on one of the Fourteenth street cars going north, at the present writing. -Nothing suited him, and the service and attention he demanded proclaimed him nothing short of a bank president or a director of the road. During the entire run we heard nothing but \-om plaints The roadbed was uneven as a. cobblestone street. There wasn't a t?2ft v V r t ? inabl ° in the dinine car fit to eat. rhe smoking compartment was so small a man could not stretch his egs and so on. until the rest of us would have willingly enduro.d a wreck to put a quietus on the kicker's dis agreeabe tongue, or at least furnished him a substantial reason for his whole sale complaining. "It was a trying ordeal for his fellow passengers, and our combined sympa n>rtWen^; >Ut tO the c °nti"ually abused n or T f !f &rumbler made the atmos ?™J£ ? he Car heavy Wlth the most emphatic oaths in the un-Christian SEME . anL L th " air was r endeSS S dark blue by hi., profane eloquence. A K.-n.-ral prayer of thankrulness ascend ed heavenward when the grumbler finally slept W, even endured is goring without a murmur. The next mormn whi ch u ,, s Saturday, he w£ '• first person up. and he made things "vely In that car. Pretty soon every body else was up. and the people we're sitting in their seats holding on £ grips and umbrellas ready to fly di rectly the train steamed into the sta "The grumbler was being brushed by tn« car. and every movement of the in the porter's hand wL accom! pan.cd by a volley of profanity. At conclusion of one of these startllne out nnsts a mild-looking old gentlemai \a ■ ,V V nc "' the «"" Synced to ward th.. offender, and in the gravest manner drawled ou. this innocent [n t< ;; m my brother, where do you preach kn ' ,i } , "■ ( ' r saw " ;nan so completely Knoi ked oul by a chance M>W The -■, ■ i Son* body asked who he was The Dorter <ue tr:ii. —Washington st:r. VAGARIES OF JOHN SIIOI P. Odd Opera H,,*.> iU . Bnlii :lnfl OJhep Uu«-er Tblncrs He l>i,i. »fi.' hn «- hhu^' was uhat lh °y fia " l^ I well off hi this world's goods; in fact ; he was til.- wealthiest man in the little ! town in which ).p lived. He and Sarah [had worked hard and saved until they ! had a start, and then he had bought and Bold cattle and shaved notes until | he was able to own a fine house in th» I country. i Jn all this he had succeeded but ■ John had uaid but very little attention I to his education; in fa«'t. it was a pret- I ty hard jd. for him to read however well he might "riper." He liked to be considered the leading rran of th.' town and to keep up appearances h<» ha.i a fashion of using a great many big words .f whose meaning he had very little conception. He was very proud i of his new house, and. while it was ; building, gravely informed people that I he was goinu to have a "miraada" run ; ning around thn outside and a "pur j satory" oil top, where he could go up I and view his outlying farms. tie built an opera hous^ on the north sio> ,)f the square and lighted it with | tallow candle*, H<> said he did that because ir he put in lamps they might j "explore" and th« "ordnance' " would i get excited and "jump right out of the , windows." The roller to the drop cur tain was hollow and had about a pint of bullets ! n it. which rattlwi furiously ; whenever (he curtain went op anil <l(.wn He said that was because h" , wanted it different from other theaters. I The stage was about six inches higher ! at the back than at the front, so he could see the actors' feet when th< y danced Performers unacquainted with his pU'iT" had trouble to keep from slirl ine: off into the orchestra. He bail big landscapes painted on i the outside of his window shades by ! an odd fellow who lived down on the creek, and also hid h'm paint his por ti::i;-hpad and shoulders, without any ; clothes op — his reason t>"ing that the styWs i>f clothes changed, and he want ed his true to life. His mother died and. as he wanted to . c hip th" body to th» old home for burial, he procured a metallic coffin. i When he came to pay for the coffin hs I was angered at the prit" charged, and swore that if he ever had to have an other h" would "telescope" to Burling ' ton and have them Bend up one of th^m ! "italic" coffins. He had a suit before a justice of the j peace with a neighbor in regard to the ! ownership of a calf. To save attor ! ney's fees he pleaded his own ca^e. ! As might be expected. th*> case was de : cided again::t him. He didn't seem to j understand how it could happen that '■ way. anri told the justice thut. although ! he was doubtless a very learned man. ! he had made a great mistake, and If i if he had b?rn trying th^ case "he would not have decided it that way." THE DIFFKREKCE. The day. like I. was very hot. When, flushed and half d°mfnted. I asked MUs Rose to share my lot— And rapture! she consented ! "Oh. bliss!" I or>d. "then now we'll stand Ard rise by honest trying. Well tarn our livings hand-in-hand, A jealous r.-orld defying!" But Rose replied: "Ton talk as though You only were inviting Your wife to risk the toil and woe Of poverty's hard fighting. But tha\ of coursp. is quite absurd; You'ro only being funny. From mother 1 have often heard You've really hraps of money!" "Alas! that's wronj." I answered bark; "I'm very poor, I swear it. But yet my lot no joy can lark Since you've agreed to share it." "Oh. stay!" said Rose, in tones that got Kx^epding barah and brittle. "I truly vowed to shore your lot, Bui not to share your little!" — New York Weekly. Hitch Mjchts. They also s?rve who only stand and kick. Wheretwo are company and three might as well be a hundred. Lady Macbeth would have won distinction as umpire in a ladies' progressive euchre cluV Man always meets trouble half-way, and j then stands on a corner expecting happiness I to come along. One reason why bald people dislike red hair j is that the owner o£ it always baa such an 1 awful lot. WANT ADS. May be left nt the following loca tions for Insertion in the Daily and Sunday Globe, at the same rates as are charged by the main office. _ _ DAYTON'S BLUFF. Sever Westby 679 East Third st _.„., _ „ ST. ANTHONY HILL. to 1 ! B J^ l Grand ay. and St. Albans W. A. Frost & Co....Selby and Western ays. Btraignt Bros Rondo and Grotto sts. A. A. Campbell 235 Rosdo st. A. T. Guernsey 171 Dale st Brackett's Victoria and Selby ay. „ .. _ UPPKR TOWN. °- "• Reeves Moora Block. Seven Corners » Z- S. eller St. Peter and Tenth ats. B. j. Wltte. 29 East Seventh st F. M. Crudden 486 Rice st. W. B. Lowe Robert and Twelfth sts. Ray Campbell Rice and Iglehart sts. i r ™. MERRIAM PARK. A- L. Woolsey St. Anthony and Prior ays. n b ARLINGTON HILL 3. »" m * I * re Has Cor. Bedford and Decatur •*- *•• O. A. Schumacher 954 Payne ay. tern « LOWER TOWN. wi.Mam K. Coliw Seventh and Slbley U**sr A . rKay ■•••Cor. Grove and Jackson sts. M. D. llerrill 442 Broadway •M - WEST SIDE. Tha Eclipse S. Robert and Falrfle'fl ar. Gctjrgo Marti Wabasha and Falrfleld ay. Concord Prescription Stor<\. State and Concord A. T. Hall South Wabasha and Isabel WEST SEVENTH STREET. A. A O. A. Schumacher.. 499 West Seventh st. J. J. Mullen.. Cor. James and West Seventh st _ „ „ UNION PARK. C. A. Moncbow University and Prior ays, NO AD. LESS "THAN 2O CENTS. Situations Wanted, Mnl« and Fe male Help. Bnslness Chances, Homes nnd Carriages, Lost or Found, llcnl Estate, For Rent, Etc ONE CENT PKR WORD i EACH INSERTION. Personal, Clairvoyants, Palmists, Blassage, Medical, Etc., TWO CENTS PER WORD EACH INSERTION. NO AD. .'.ESS THAN 2O CENTS. HELP WAMr.li-Jiuu. ENGINEER— At St Joseph's hospital. HARNESSMAKBRS Wanted at once, several Kood harnpssrnakers. Apply at the Kouantz Suddl ry C<ini|>any. St. Puul. Minn. UNEQUALED opportunities op«n at all tluics for reliable, energetic Balesmen to sell our ) lubricatiiiß oils and apei-ialties; exclusively i <tf side line. Tho Polar Oil ■ '0..<'1-vcland.,O. WANTED— Salesmen for lubricating oils, greases and speiialtl.s; lm-Kest line In tlw market; salary or commission. Equitably Refining Co.. Cleveland, o. WANTED— Men to learn barber trade. Short i and thorough apprenticeship; only two ' months required. Constant call for grad uates; growing demand for men with our diplomas. Complete outfit of tools present ed students. Wages and experience In city ! shops before completing. Illustrated 1894 catalogue mailed free. Holer System Hir ber and HairdrrsHing College, 223 Wash ington ay. south Minneapolis. Established In 1593; incorporated In 1897. ! WANTED Your address Immediately, if, traveling salesman, agent or inventor. I American Patent Market and Novelty Works. liT'j-l'.si William.-- sr. HELP WANTED— FemaIe. CHAMBERMAID Wanted, competent cham- I berjnaid; references. Apply '■'■'- Sum.mil .1 . . DISHWASHERS Experienced dlshv wanted at Windsor hot I. HOUSEWORK Wanted German girl fo ( ii.il housework. o.°,') Lafoi;d st. SIT! ATIONS WAITED— Male. EMPLOYMENT— Married mem. 25. from the West, experienced In office work and good penman, wants position, ofli.- 1 or any kind of work; good references. C 13, Globe. HOItSKS A.\l> CARRIAGES^ HORSES! HORSE!-*CO head of horses, farm irarea and draft- :s. at Barrett & Zim.nuTman's stabl<-.s. Midway. Minnesota Tranter. St. Paul. Minn., private x^l. a daily; part time B.vt-n if desired; take inter utlmii <ar from < lther rlty. AJ(XOI Ml KHiOXTS. I NOTICE — Notice Is hereby given that Hugo llcnnecke and Thomas O' Ma I ley, co-part ners aa Hsnnecke & O'Mailey, doing busi ness at UH liast Sixth nt.. St. Paul. Min nesota, have mutually agrred t>) a dlssjlution of said firm, and Thomas O'Mailey will pay all elaimß against said firm due and ow ing by it Jan. 28. A. I). IS9B. Hugo Hen* nii'ke. Thomas O'Malhy. LOST A.M> KOIND. WATCH LOST Lady's gold watih. attached to a lit hi- il'- lit: p.n. A suitable reward will be paid jf left at the office of Field, Schllck X- Co. POR SAI.K. 1 MOTOR— For sale, two-horse power ('. & 11. i motor, with switch and stop, almost now I and in perfect order; also shafting and bell, cheap for cash. W. A. Frost <So . ■IKDICAS* , | ANNA MACK, from Chicago; bath 3of (ill I kinds; select massage. lS*i Kast Seventh st. DR. STELLA KRK.\;ONT. 138 Kast Sixtll St., I Rooms 10 and il; osteopathy, electric, vapor. tub and massage batbs. i MASSAGE. ELECTRIC AND VAPOR BATHS -414 Phoenix Duilding. Mrs. Hurt!. MME. LAURETTA'S masuga hath parlors; elite patronage solicited. 319 Jackson st. SCIENTIFIC MASSAGE and baths. 27 Bast Seventh 3t.. suite 200. WAJfTED TO Bl'V. IJARRETT &. ZIMMERMAN, Minnesota Transfer, St. Paul, Minn., are ready to pay cash for all kinds of personal pronert>. i:i:;.n:r sociktv I '.miiloy :i)«-ii t RcßlMter. Offlce, 141 East Ninth st. Telephone. 183. iWE HAVE the following worthy persona needing employment: ! BOY — A gocd. hMinrt boy of \j. wants work of any kind, eun do driving, etc. STENOGRAPHER AND TYPEWRITER-A young woman, the support of an Invalid mother. Is anxious to secure a position. PENMAN— An expert penman to address en vplod^s or invitations. WASHERWOMEN, ETC. -We ran furnish reliable women to do washing. hou.-;eclean- Ing. or earing for the sick. WOODSAWYERS and men to remove ashes. etc., and do odd jobs. I'MK FARMER'S AI)Vi:RTISi:>!K>T. "Gosh! There's th" notice thet Ipu t in th" paper." Reads: "If the man who stole my rope and bucket will kru dly call, he can th>- veil aISO, as I have no further use for it. — Hiram Ha yseed." WAWTADS. A I CTOOJJ SALES. ' T ti^ RE '""i 88 JOLD AT PUBLIC AUC n th V', I T da l . y - Feb - "■ 1853 - a * 10 a. m., Paul Mnrf *%*•?s Ka3t SUth Et - Paul. Minn., tho following property re maining unclaimed throo months or longer- Three valises, checked 21. 7. 39- five coat* checked ! 16. », JB, 49. 23; one' trunk, marked check 52 ; OQO 3aCk> ChCCk l; ° n " b;;n11 -'. FOn RENT. HOUSE— For rent. 311 Smith ay. three-room house; clothes close t. pantry and Jell.r ROOIIIN. S^nT l AV.rM^XMTthe' Buckingham For rent, newly furnished rooms. ■ " — — -3 FINANCIAL. W « JJ AY wK home , mone y to Joan at lowm* rates, without charge for commission or exchange. Require no gold clause, and giva Savings Hank. Ciermania Lire Bdg. TO EXCHANGE. T 2J2* C ? A 2 O^T?r r «°°* exchanged for second-hand. Cardozo Furniture and Bx. _chauge Company, 232 East Seventh st. ~ — ■ " ' ' '!J3 CLAinVOVAXT. THE CHEAT ASTROLOGIST and healln^m^ dlum Is at 67 West Tenth st. TRAVELERS' GUIDE. lows*' 03 - ISaVe and ardve at St - Paul as fjN I MOX DEPOT, SIHI.KY STREET. PdrtT TICI <ET OFFICE, - Tho.e H43. WOn 1 ' ,1/tfVri i:-l Ulver Valley. Du- II rtAllWn" llHh - Wiunipfg.Montana. HjUM Kootenai Country and fl**^ rat-Mo Coast. Leave.| a Dally, b Excepl .-"unlay Arrive." b9:ooam ...iir. , k. Div. &. B'ches... bS bS :20am .F'gus Falls Div. & B'ches. l><; !:>i>m bS:2Oam l ..Wlllmar. via St. Cloud. b6Mspm a 7 00pm Brack., Fargo, Qd Fks.W'pg a 7:4. r >aru a4 :3opm.. ..Montana & Pacific Coast. . al:4fipm b4 :sopm ..Excelsior & Hutchinson.. bit :4sam a7 :3opm .... Cnokston Express .... aT'.SOam aii 7S I'"!"'" «nJNY.<, Su, : r g /^h^ TICKET OFFICE, ( LljAh ~1 62~ WvjJflrO/ BAST 'I'll lit I> STREET. Union S:at!;n, St. Paul. Milwaukee 1 ).-i'ot. Min::t<apolts. Dining and Pullman ears on I ST. PAUL. Winnipeg and (' >ast Trains. |Leave. Arrive Paclfla Mail (daily); Fargo, | l Hutte, Helena, Spokane, Ta-| coma. Seattle and Portland., -i :;;»;■ :n 4:)opta Dakota. Manitoba Kvpress daily); MoorheaJ, Fargo, Fergus Kails. Wahpeton, Cro-jkston. (ir'd Forks, (iraf ton. Winnipeg 7:3opm|7:lsana Kargo Local (dly ex. Sun.); St.' Cloud. Brainerd and Fargo... |B :3oam |s :ospm "North-Western Lin3"-C. St.P.,M&O. Office, 396 Robert St. 'Phone 480. Leave. v Daily, b E y \ Arrive. ::i ..Chicago "Day Expn ss".. l>9 56pm bG 30pm ..Chicago "Atlantic Ex"... all :3oam aß:lopm|. Chicago "N. W. Limited". a7 :soam b9 25am . Duluth, Superior, Ashland. bs :ospm pm . I luluth, Superior, Ashlan i al a9:3sam|.Su City, Omaha. Kan City. a6 :sopm b4:sopm}Mankato, New Ulm, Elmore blO :00am r>mf.Su City.Omaha, Kan. City. aT 25am BURLINGTON ROUTE. FINEST TRAINS on i:\itrii. I.v. For. ST ATIONS. Ai I -r^.-u 8:15 a.m. ..Chicago, except Sunday. .ll:so p.m. 8:15 a.m.!.. St. Louis, except Sunday h.x, p.m. .Chicago * St. Louis, daily. 7 4j a.m. Ticket Office, 100 Hubert st Tel. X Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul fhilr.nl. Ticket Office, 365 Robert St. 'Phone, BS. a Daily, b Excepl Sundaj Lv.StP. Ar. St P. Chicago "Day" Express .. b&:lsam|blo:lopm Chit-ago "Atlantic" Xx a2:s6pm]all Chicago "Fast Mail" a6 :s6pm i 2 Chicago "\'i siiiiule" i.im b8 10pm a7 :soam Chic, via Prairie dn C. div. b4 :4opm jbll :15am Dubuiui" via La Crosse bS : 15a m(bM> :10pm Peorta via Mason i ity... a J :40pm Sal I:lsam St. I^ouis and Kansas City. aß:3uam a 6 :2spm Miibank and Way M:Soam b6 :lopm AJwd^opnand D.:k';».( Ex a7 :ospm i-B:lsam WTSCONSSN CENTRAL.' City Offlcp. 373 Robert St. Phone No. C9i.~^ Leave; Arrive StPaul All Trains Dally. StPaul 1 Eau Claire. Chlppewu Falls, 8:0»)am Milwauk.'f and Chicago S;liiam Ashland. CnJppewv Falls, Osh 7:»i>pm .kosh, Milwaukee and t'liif-aKo. 1:10pm Chicago Great Western Rv: "The Maple Leaf Route." TicketOftoe: Robert St,ew.Sth St. PhonsUOk Trains leave from St. Paul Union !>i-|«>t. •Dally. HSxcept Sunday. Leare. Arrive. Dubuque.ChicagD, Waterloo, ( + H.io:tiu ;>,;?] pm Marstiiilltown. Pt-.s M<»in«s... - *9.10pm *7.4">arn St.J<>st>i>h ,'tml Krtii-vJts City.. ' •w.iopm «12.60 pm MantorrUle Local *3JSSpni*lo.4Caxn 'ST. PAUL & DUUUTN R. R. From Union D*?ot Office. SUB Robn-t f)t Lear* "*DaiTy. -f^x. Sunday. _ Arrir** •8:0 am DULUJ *J:\b »q *»;»pa m* OUrtnlUn »a:Bopm Trains for Sulllwalef: •9:00 am »12:10 tais t4:uc «fl:10 pm. i^r Taylors li'ails: 1«:Ooaia Iff.* ST. P. & S. S. M. R'Y. Leave. EABT. I Arrive. 7 :2opm |... Atlantic Kiiniteil (dallyi .. g :46am 9.06 am . Kbinoland<-r I»nal (»x. Sun.) ."jilQpm WEST. 9:loam Pacific Limited (daily)...! 7:o6pm |St Crolx Kali.s Local. Except Sunday. From Broadway i Depot, foot 4'h 8< Sl'.am s:2opm (ilen wood Ixx-al. Kx. Sunday. . ..Glenwood Local, Mpls.. 12 M. & St. 1.. Depot— Broadway A iih. MINNEAPOLIS AST. LOUIS R.R. H ALBERT I.K A KOI TB." Leave, a Daily, b F.x pi Sunday. Arrive. Mankato. Df-s Moines, I b»:ir.am ..dar Rapids. Kan. City., b bß:4sami. ..Watertown. New rim... !• •:n New I'lm Local blO :2oam a7:itopni .D^a Xoinei & Omaha Ltm, >8 65am a7 :oopm .Chicago & at. Louis Llm. ai b4:4spm|.Al't Lea & Waseca Ixi'-al. blO :3sam 7