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4 THE ST. PAUL GLOBE. SUNDAY, APRIL 30, 1899. CITY SUBSCRIPTIONS. By Carrier. 1 mo. 6 mos. I. inos. - • — Daily only 40c frl.to 84.00 Daily and Sunday '">*> c 8.75 ;>.OO Sunday 15n .75 1.50 WEATHER FOR TODAY. Minnesota — Fair Sunday; warmer in western portion; southerly winds; Monday, increasing cloudiness. The Dakotas— Pa ir and warmer Sunday; southerly winds; probably showers M onday. Montana — Wanner and probably showers Sunday; variable winds; Monday fair. Wisconsin — Fair Sunday, with cooler in eastern por i fresh northwesterly winds; unsettled weather Monday. lowa— Fair Sunday; variable winds; probably showers Monday. ST. PAUL. Highest temperature s!>|llumidity 52 Lowest temperature 44 Precipitation 0 Average temperature 52 7 p. m., temperature 57 Dailj range 15 7 p. m.. wind, northwest. Barometer 29. 92 Weather, clear. RIVER AT S A. M. Danger Gauge Change in Line. Reading 24 Hours. Bt. Paul 14 6.1 0.0 a Crosse in S.I —0.3 Davenport 15 ».« *0.2 Si. Louis 30 24.8 —0.5 11. v Uis,\ A The river will remain nearly stationary in the vicinity of t Paul from now in Monday night. YESTERDAY'S TEMPERATURES. Hlgh.*Spm. I HighASpm. i Hish.*Bpm. Bismarck 60 60|Duluth 60 50 Pittsburg SS S2 Buffalo TS ,:: Helena 50 48 Rapid City ...58 56 Bos in M 64 Huron 66 60 'Frisco 62 52 66 Jacksonville .76 68 St. Louis 90 S4 Lti S2|Los Angeles .66 60 iWasliinerton ..76 70 Cleveland ....84 80 New York ....66 56 Winnipeg .. ..42 42 r 52 50 Omaha GO 58 Detroit >J 74 1 Philadelphia .78 66 : Washington time, (1 p. m. St. Paul). WILL IT SUNDER THE UNION? A rather startling inquiry comes from the Pacific slope as to ;i possible consequence of our venture in territorial expansion. The Argonaut goes over the several stages taken thus far, and says: "Let us lay theory aside ana face the tads, which are not only palpable, but full ot peril not to be disguised by specious phrase." Upon the declar ation of war with Spain the Monroe doctrine '"became on an instant a legend, a memory." Annexation of the West Indies followed as an inevitable and easily foreseen eonse e of the war. The Philippine expansion resulted from Dewey's unforeseen conquest of Cavite. These exten sions of jurisdiction raised difficult questions for the an inistration to solve. For this "it is without the wisdom born of experience. All the feature depends upon what it may <lv and it does not seem to know what to do." All thi<. however solved, involves the country in expense. 'he writer then notes the diversity of interests within !!.•• boundaries of the United States, that sometimes clash. Tin- manufacturing East and the agricultural West have Interests made more antagonistic by the taxation of the latter tor the benefit of the former. The cotton belt and tin- corn belt have nothing in common. New England itinieiit seems to be increasingly hostile to imperialism. Habitually selfish in her relations to the Union, she is now anti-imperialistic because she sees no profit, nothing but cost fur her, in the Philippine annexaton. "Coula New England refuse to contribute or have the right forcibly to resist to the extreme of secession?" On the other band the Pacific slope, seeing profit in the annexa tion not only of the Philippines, but of other Pacific islands, might favor expansion with the East objecting. "Does it not seem either that imperialism must be sup planted by the former standard of equality and justice, or the two shores of this republic find that somewhere be tween them there is forming an abyss?" Concluding his speculations the writer says: Definitely to predict the ultimata result of this imperial istic tendency would be presumptuous. for the tendency may subside. But if it continue, will there not be thel straining and breaking of political ties? "Will not the East m«l South gravitate toward an empire embracing the West Indies, while the AVe.st will found an empire in the Pacific the ruler to reign over the isles of the sea? Even the con servative will admit that such speculation Is within the Is of reason. Is our glorious republic planning its own downfall? Can those who see in the present the signs of dls tegration logically be rebuked as false prophets of evil? These sentiments are none the less suggestive that the : was one of the most violent of all papers not cilow hue in support of the war party. It lent its aid to forcing upon this administration a problem It -now art- Mias not the ability to solve. It now sits down to count the cost and consider the results of the course it helped compel and to forecast possible conse quences. And, not vagariously, it contemplates, among the latter, a growth of diverse and diverging interests ne tweeu the sections that may break the Union In twain. Warnings we have had in plenty of results probable ami possible, but this is the first that suggests a revival or the doctrine of secession. Is it a mere vagary, or is it a sprouting of the seed of secession that in 1861-63 made the attitude of California one of anxiety to Lincoln? -«»- SO THE GENERAL SWORE. Three men, discharged from the Thirteenth Minnesota for invalidity— sometimes called invalidism — bring grave accusation against Gen. C. McC. Reeve, whose eagle, as colonel of that regiment, developed into a star, and who returns to civil life with an honorable discharge. These three men— were they of the number whose discharges w.-re secured by the persistent badgering of the war de by Representative Fletcher, of whose activity i I it-half of the suffering Thirteenthers due note was made ji! the time in the dispatches from Washington? — say, on i- voir dire, that (.Jen. Reeve actually swore at some men while the regiment was disembarking at Paranaque, and, chipping a chip upon each of their manly and sol dierly shoulders, they dare the general to deny it. Surely this is a most serious accusation. But why so belated? Why deferred until after accusers and accused have passed beyond the strict discipline of the army, where, as every one knows, profanity is in the index, and rot tuned to civil life, where any one may swear at any one, in an affidavit or out of it, as he will or as he dares, with out fear, favor or partiality? Why did not these indignant and outraged privates of the gallant Thirteenth forthwith prepare charges and specifications against den. Reeve auu bring him to book for his conduct as unbecoming to an officer and a gentleman? Why wait until they got home to make faces at him in the prints? Had they done so the general would, without question, have pleaded guilty. For,, rule or no, regulations to the contrary notwithstanding, men and officers in the army always swear. We doubt not those three invalidities also swore. We wager a hardtack against a whisky ration that they swore at their general, and w e will double the odds that they swore at their ra tions, their captain, their lieutenants, sergeants, corporals, and, when all other objects were exhausted, at themselves. Of course the general swore. Who wouldn't if he were trying to' get a thousand men ashore at Paranaque? Gen erals always swear. Washington did once, historically, at least, and, traditionally, often. Some men, like army mules, have to be sworn at. They can't understand that order's mean anything unless backed by a round, mouth tilling oath. It has been so ever since our ancestors marched with the army in Flanders, and it will be so until wars cease, or until armies are made up of just such hypersensitlves as are these three robustious invalids. Less serious, although stated first, is the accusation that Gen. Reeve neglected his duty in not knowing that :neat with worms in it was issued to the troops on trans port. He says he did not know it. These other Three— for i-oivu-io.entally, the petition of grievances of "We, the r,eci»lt of England,' 1 was signed by the Three Tailors or Tooley street — declare, also on their oaths, for they also swear — that had the general — then colonel — done his duty he would have known that they were being fed worms. We dissent from that statement, although we are- inclined to accept as a fact the allegation that these three were fed worms. Self-evideutly, they have them yet. We dissent because such facts do not reach the com mandant In the manner the three militiamen apparently think is the regular course. They misunderstand a col onel's functions. They suppose that it is his duty to go nosing around the commissary tent, smelling of this, tast ing that and seeing that there are no bugs in the beans nor worms in the meat. What are the regimental quartermas ter and his sergeant for? What are the company captain and his lieutenants for? What are sergeants and corporals for, if it be not to detect worms In meat and promptly act according to regulations? In all this long string of corns and non-coms the colonel is the last man to know that the meat is wormy. The quartermaster sergeant finds them. He reports it to the regimental quartermaster; lie to the colonel for a board of iuspectors. If the quartermaster sergeant fails and the company cook discovers It, he re ports to the corporal, he to the sergeant, he to the or derly, he to the second lieutenant, he to the first lieutenant, he to the captain, and so on up in regular order to the colonel. We fear that these three "pathrites," as Dooley spells them, did not stay in the service long enough to learn how things are done in the army. Judging them by their prouuueiamento, If they were the ones Gen. Reeve swore at we do not blame him. MRS. GEORGE'S AGaiTITTAL. The verdict of the jury empaneled to try Mrs. Anne E. George for the murder of George D. Saxtou, whatever else may be said regarding it, appears to be entirely ac ceptable to the public seutiment of fhe vicinity in which the killing took place. On the published accounts of the evidence adduced at the trial it is somewhat difficult to reconcile the verdier with the generally acknowledged facts. The deceased was evidently a man of bad repute. Ills life had shown him to be possessed of little, if any moral sense, lie had treated the George woman as he had treated many others before her. lie had separated her from her husband and children and had broken up her homo. He had promised to marry her when the litigation between him and her husband, which his conduct had produced, was settled. He violated his promise and maintained relations with another woman at the time of his death which showed clearly that at that time he had no intention of carrying such a purpose into effect, if, indeed, he ever thought of doing so. He was evidently as thorough-paced a scoundrel in his relations toward the other sex as he could well be. But the George woman is far from blameless. She re ceived his attentions when she knew that they must re sult in her dishonor. Her husband was a poor man. Sax ton was rich. His character was well known whon she established such relations toward him as necessitated her husband's separation from her. Had he been as poor as her husband, all human experience goes to show that she never would have given her home and her children up for him. Besides all this, the nature of the litigation which grew out of a nauseous affair reveals both Mrs. George and her husband in no light which would suggest that tfce public sympathy bestowed on either was particularly well placed. The endeavor of her counsel to prove an alibi, and the testimony introduced to strengthen such a theory, were quite absurd in some respects, especially in view or the complete identification by the state of the real as sailant of Saxton. The woman who has just been acquitted of the mur der of Saxton took the law into her own hands as com pletely as ever did a Southern mob In dealing with a negro murderer. Of that there' never has been any doubt on the part of any person who read the testimony, and there does not appear to have been any such doubt in the mind of any member of the jury who acquitted her. She rid society of a pretty bad proposition in disposing of Sax ton; but what she did she did on account of her private grievances. Mrs. George has already announced her Intention to become a public lecturer on the subject of woman's rights. This sequel to the tragedy is at least a suggestive one. -•- MR. GAMMON'S FEES. An attorney and counselor at law possessing the sug gestive name of Gammon recently appealed to the su preme court to enable him to collect his fees from a recal citrant client. The court held that he was entitled to no fees nor even to recover his expenses, thus disproving the favorite Populistic adage that to go to law with a lawyer involves establishing the trial court in hades. The case is instructive in showing how far an indus trious lawyer often feels himself at liberty to go in order to make his occupation profitable. Mr. Gammon, knov.- ing, as all well informed attorneys must know, that the statutes of this state enable the down-trodden farmer to recover damages from the railroad company whose line runs by his land for its failure to fence that line, sent his agent out among the farmers to discover those of them who had suffered damage from this source, or who thought they had. Mr. Gammon's agent, as might reasonably be expected, was quite successful in his quest, and made his, or more properly Mr. Gammon's arrangements according ly. He agreed, on behalf of Mr. Gammon, to recover dam ages for the suffering farmers, to pay all the expenses or | suit out of his own pocket and divide the profits. At least one of Mr. Gammon's speculative clients refused to "divvy up" after the litigation had been successfully conducted. Hence the appeal to the court. Judge Mitchell is, we fear, personally responsible for the decision which ensued. Speaking for the court, he de clares that the agreement made by Mr. Gammon's agent was "champertous and barratrous." Had Judge Mitchell stopped here those of Mr. Gammon's clients who learned of the decision might doubtless regard the characteriza tion of the judge as reflecting very favorably on the pro fessional skill of Mr. Gammon. Unhappily, however, the judge goes on and says that the transaction was an "un lawful and vexatious scheme by which the litigation itselr was worked up and instigated," thus at one stroke of the judicial pen, as it were, annihilating both Mr. Gammon and Mr. Gammon's fees and disbursements. Mr. Gammon's professional brethren may hereby take notice that, whatever be the nature of the litigation hi which professional zeal may engage them, they must under all circumstances avoid the "barratrous and ehsfin pertous" feature, or else suffer consequences than whicn there are none that so nearly touch the finer feelings of the profession. THE TRUST POWER. Senator-elect Chauncey M. Depew, in a recent address before the Montauk club, felt called on to warn his hearers against th e tremendous advances which are being made by. the trusts. He pointed out that $3,000,000,000 or trust securities have been floated at par since the first of January of the present year. The figures are practical ly incalculable. They can hardly be paid to come within the comprehension of the ordinary mind. Ag Mr. Depew pointed out, some of these securities are worth par, while some of them are worthless. But whether good, bad or indifferent neither the general public nor the investors lv them have any means of finding out, short of private sources of information. These will be found more or less reliable according only to the capacity of sound Judgment on the part of the purchaser. How are the public, outside the investors, to be pro tected against the operations of these concerns? Mr. De pew answers. Turn the electric light of publicity on them. Well, that is all right, so far as it goes. But the light has first to be produced. There is no possibility of turning on THE ST. FAUi, Ul^OßiS, SUNDAY, APRII. 30, 1899. that which does not exist. As these concerns are now handled, there is no occasion and no warrant for publicity. As mattors vo W stand no man who 1$ not engaged In a public or quasi-public business Is called on to make the de tails of his business public. What the public are concerned In is not whether the purchasers of these securities are fooled in their purchase. The loss, in case they are, is mei-ely a private loss. The Interest of society Is much more far-reaching. The men who float those enterprises are permitted to fix any basis oftcapitalizatlon they think proper. Interest and dividends lUjUst be forthcoming on such capitalization, or the purchaser makes a bad investment. Leaving It op tional virtually ,pn the part of their promoters to fix their own figures, the, conclusion inevitably follows that the In creased cost to ihe consumer of the product dealt In must be the chief means by which the demands for interest ana dividends are to be met. It Is easy to increase lnflnitesl mally to each consumer the price per pound or otherwise of a given product, especially where that particular prod uct is absolutely In the control of the producer, as it Is in many cases. It is by no means so easy, and often it Is not only not easy, but it is not possible, to make a serious reduction in the cost of production. No; there Is no choice between public robbery and pub lic regulation of these vast organizations, if they are to continue to exist. Thus far we have been utterly unable either througlv.the courts or the law-making or law-enforc ing powers of government to do anything with them. There Is no prospect that we will be able within any reasonable period. From all present indications the evil is of so gigantic a character that It will test the resources of the representative government to the fullest to be able to protect the public against them. >^»_ WILL IT HOLD WATER? The legislature enacted a revision of the fish and game laws of the. state and followed Wisconsin In Imposing a license upon those who indulge in this sport. The theory upon which game laws are based is that all fish and game are the property of the state and that, therefore, the state can adopt ; such regulation for their preservation and catching or killing as It sees fit. If It permits its citizens to catch fish or hunt game it confers upon them a privi lege for which it can make such charge as Is reasonable. As- the cost of executing the game laws comes out of the general revenue fund, to which all are forced to con tribute, it is but right that the small percentage of men who have the leisure to indulge in sport should pay for the privilege such sum as will, in the aggregate, equalize the cost. But the makes a discrimination In the amount of the fee charged for license between the citizens of this state and those of other states that Is manifestly unjust andseenis to conflict with an express provision of the federal constitution enacted in contemplation of just such a discrimination as is this. A citizen of Minnesota has to pay -an ainual fee for his license of only twenty five cents, while a citizen of another state is mulcted In the sum of twenty-five dollars. This Is an application or the policy of protection to home industry with a ven eance. As a Sample of provincialism it is most excellent; as a matter^ of policy, from a business point of view, It is quite on a par with some other acts of that remarkable assemblage. Men able to spend a fortnight or so .in another state are commonly men of means and generous in their expenditure, and this tax, with Its Inequality, will tend to deter them from coming here to hunt or fish. But the more serious question is whether, in thus dis criminating in the grant of a privilege between citizens of this state and those of others, that provision of the federal constitution in section 2 of article -1 which reads, "The citizens 6f each state shall be entitled to all privileges and immunities of cftlzens in the several states," Is not infringed upon. The privilege of hunting game or catch ing fish is granted to citizens of this state who wish to hunt or fish upon. certain conditions; how can that privilege be denied the citizen of another state upon the same con ditions without violating this prohibition? Then there Is the fourteenth amendment, which has caught fish for which it was not set and has caught none of those for which it was set, which prohibits any state from abridging the privileges of any citizen of the United States, among which is that of being entitled to all the privileges granted the citizens of any state by its laws. It is alto gether probable that some man of means, loving the chase, resident of a neighboring state, will demand of some county auditor a license upon a tender of twenty-five cents and, upon refusal, proceed to hunt game or catch iish ana thus bring this discrimination into the courts for a test of its validity. WHO PAYS FOR THIS? The most recent board of inquiry into the beef ques tion to whieli the public attention has been called is tiiat which was cQnvenied to consider the responsibility for the loss of some 300,000 pounds of refrigerated beef shipped to Porto Rico last summer. The report says, in brief, that the responsibility should rest on the military authorities, as its being rendered unfit for consumption was due to no fault of the packer, but to the circumstances attending its conveyance and the absence of proper facilities which would have enabled it to reach the soldiers in a proper condition. The United States are accordingly held re sponsible for* the "foss. and will have to pay th e bill. There does not seem any reasonable objection to be raised to this conclusion. Assuming the facts to be as set forth in the report, it would have been unreasonable to charge the packing people with the loss, for which they do not appear to have had any responsibility at all. But the question naturally suggests itself, What about the tons of "canned roast aud other beef" which were de stroyed as unfit for human consumption, and to the effort to consume which so much of the prevailing illness among the soldiers was traced, according to the testimony taken before other boards of inquiry? Who bears the loss of the huge quantities of beef which, according to the same testimony, came to the hands of the soldiers without any unusual delay, and which was declared to have been unfit for use from the beginning? The public has not heard anything about reimbursing the United States for losses of this kind. True, there was some talk about the packing concerns replacing certain meat which had to be destroyed off-hand on its receipt In Havana. But there has never been anything to indicate that that or any other beef found unfit for consumption was replaced. Since boards of inquiry seem to be very generally In vogue these days, why would it not be a good Idea to con vene one to inquire just how much, if any, of the cost #f this kind of beef should be remitted to the United States? BIG MEN; BIG SALARIES. The impression prevails somewhat generally today, that owing to the great movement toward concentration of effort which has been the supreme feature of our In dustrial growth during the past decade It is not longer possible for a young man of sterling ability to rise to positions of prominence and power in the business world on his inherent merit. The belief has no substantial foun dation. Influence and personal association may count for more in certain departments of commercj^l life today than they have done for many years past. But no Influence, however strong, has any weight today to stay the up ward progress In business life of the man of real energy and ability. Brains are in greater demand In business life than ever before, and they obtain a higher measure of compensation, actually and relatively. A close observer of the progress of events In that great center of American industrial life, the city of New Yorfc, has recently shown that the men at the head of all the groat Industrial undertakings, and who command com pensation for their services which seem by comparison fabulous, are men all of whom have achieved their promi nence unaided. He presents a list of ten men engaged In the management of large Industries In that city, whose aggregate annual salaries reach the tremendous figure or $055,000, adding that the list can be extended without bringing down the average of the salary of the individual. No one of these men, and, indeed, but very few of the men in corresponding positions, but started at the foot of the ladder, and reached his position purely through his superior ability. The opportunities for the individual engaging success fully In business on his own account may be, and no doubt are, less today than they have been In even the mv mediate past. But the opportunities in the great enter prises of commerce of the young man who Is gifted wltn force and intellect and Is ready to offer those qualities ample play were never greater than they are at the pres ent moment. Mediocrity lias less chance to impose itself on others for what it is not. Shiftlessness, lack of training or looseness of disposition in any regard place those whom they burden wholly out of the race, as they never did In the past. There Is nothing to discourage the young man of our time In the progress of events In commercial life. The average of ability and reliability is higher than ever be fore. But the qualities which work toward the best re sults are still in high demand, and receive recognition In business life as lucrative and enduring In results as they ever did. Special skill, training and adaptability are tlie great demands in our commercial life, and they lead their possessors higher than was ever the case before in Ameri can life. 1 -•- HOW WE PAY. The chief justice of the state of Maine has recently called attention to a circumstance which shows how far behind we still are in our efforts to secure representative and responsible government in actual operation. That or ficial pointa out that during his twenty-five years of service on the bench of the highest court of his state he has never been able to meet the ordinary expenses of the support of his family from his salary. Chief Justice Peters began his judicial career at a sal ary of $3,000. Since 1897 he has been paid at the rate of $3,500. Speaking of the proportion which his salary bore to his indispensable family expenses, the chief justice says: And. while it may not be worth while to expose the facts in detail, I will say in general terms that for the period of more than a quarter of a century during v/hich I have been a mom ber of the court, and wholly in tho service of the state, my or dinary living expenses, not including any of those items enumerated above, exceed all the amount of salary received by me from the state by more than the sum of $60,C00. And still I am not aware that I am regarded by my friends and neighbors as living at all extravagantly. It will doubtless be said that there has been no obliga tion on the part of Chief Justice Peters to remain on the bench at the salary mentioned, and that he was at liberty to withdraw at any time if he did not deem the salary sufficient. Of course, such a proposition does not in any degree meet the situation. The salary paid this official Is absolutely, as well as relatively, wholly insufficient. The dignity of the position, combined with the learning and ability necessary to the proper discharge of Its duties, re quires a much higher basis of compensation. In every large city in the country we are paying minor local officials amounts varying from five to ten times the salary of this judicial office. Not to go away from homo at all, we here in this city are today paying our city clerk $5,000 a year for the discharge of duties which he has practically nothing whatever to do with, and for the prac tical discharge of which we supply him with a large staff of clerks. Not until we have learned to grade official compensa tion on the basis of the value of tlie services rendered will it be possible to secure clean, responsible and efficient pub lic service In all departments. As long as we pay the mere ministerial officer higher compensation than we are willing to offer to the man of trained Intellect and expert skill In the higher callings, we must not be surprised if the intellect and integrity of the country carefully avoid public employment. -^»- MERITED WEALTH. In the progress of our industrial life for the past twenty-five years or over great fortunes have been amassed by a comparatively few men In the United States. Some of those fortunes have been acquired dishonorably. Some of them have been the result of the tremendous abili ties of those who have amassed them; while others, by all means the fewest In number, have been the growth of the sterling Industry and devotion of the possessors of them. A splendid example of the acquirement of a fortune with honor to the possessor and advantage to the com munity is presented in the case of Andrew Carnegie. He has been the object of some abuse and a great deal or misunderstanding. Yet he stands today beyond all com parison the one man in the United States who has given practical demonstration to his conviction that immense wealth has its duties as well as Its advantages. "Noblesse oblige," is no mere phrase with him. He has lived up to its highest Import. Andrew Carnegie landed here penniless, the sou of a poor Scotch hand weaver. Working for his living from his eleventh year at anything and everything he could lind to do, he has worked himself up into position and fortune by his unaided efforts. How has the son of that poor Scotch weaver used the wealth that had Its beginning In a rate of compensation that no boy of our time would consent to accept? The answer Is one which should furnish an inspiration to every really good man in the United States, whether rich or poor. In free public libraries alone, the endowments of Mr. Carnegie have by actual computation been found to reach the sum of $0,883,000, more than half of the en tire sum which he has bestowed on art and educational in stitutions. The aggregate amount of Mr. Carnegie's bene factions is $11,949,000. In every case these benefactions look to the better ment of the lot of the children of the people, of boys like Carnegie himself was when he took his first job supply ing fuel to a little boiler in a factory at nominal wages. Of that almost $12,000,000, all but $558,000 was bestowed on American Institutions; the balance was donated to his native land. Mr. Carnegie is still a man In the prime of life. Much more can be reasonably expected of him along the same lines before his career is ended. He is destined to con tinue to play a large part In our national concerns as he has for many years, and to be misunderstood and mis represented. Or It may be that he will pass away In an hour. But, living or dead, acfivc or Inactive, under stood or misunderstood, Andrew Carnegie holds today In American society as a humanitarian and a philanthropist a position that no other man living can be *sald to ap proach. Of the dead, the late Samuel J. Tilden represents the nearest approach to Carnegie In his profound sense of public obligation and devotion. Perhaps It might be a good plan to muzzle those naval officers who are Inclined to converse through their head gear. Col. Funston can have anything he wants in Kansas when he gets home, even Jerry Simpson's socks, if he can find them. Throw out a flag tomorrow just to show that you re member Dewey's great victory in Manila bay. May 1.1888. Dear Mr. Tornado, will you please go Liast by an all- Canadian Una, GLEANED BY A GIKL. They were playing: an alphabet game. a stupid one In which you are required to tell why you "love your love," uslnff Words all commencing with the same letter. "I love my love with an h," slad the pretty girl with the blonde, wavy hair and dark eyes, "because he Is handsome, because he— because he is— oh, dear! I don't know of any other reason— l mean I can't think of anything else." Then the tall, good-looking, rather convened young man began in an as- ' sured way: "I love my love with an a," he said, "because she is artless, because she is angelic, because she Is amiable, because she is an heiress, because—," but the broad smiles on the faces about him made him stop to wonder what he could have said that was so very amus ing. * • • • She Is tall, and fair, and very sweet. Her home is in one of the suburbs of the city. This spring a friend froir. Winona visited her. and the two girls were down town the day the Winona maiden returned home. "Al what time does your train leave?" inquired- the fair one. "I think at 7-30 " f.a' d v the other, "but I must Inquire." v\ hy, I'll go into the next drug store - and telephone for you to the office," Said the hostess. They walked into the corner drug* store, and with a charming smile, she made the apothecary glad to call up the railroad ticket office for her, Hello," she said, sweetly, "Will you plcnse tell me at what time the 7:30 train leaves for Winona?" And when she received the answer, "The 7:30 train usually leaves at 7:30, and will tonight," eho realized that the clerk was smiling, and was glad that the man at the ticket office could not see as well as hear her over the 'phone. • • • From the following little incident. It would seem that the characters in Ib- ' sen's dramas really live, and move, and have being for their author. A friend of the great dramatist was one day tcJldng with him about "The Doll's House," the play to be presented at the Metropolitan opera house this week. "How did you happen to the prin cipal character in the drama the com monplace name of Nora?" his frlenl asked. "Why," said Ibsen very seriously, "you see she was the youngest in her family, and a spoiled child. They christ ened her Lenore, but nick-named her "Nora," and so they finally called her that all the time." —Beth. ■ TO TELL A DIAMOND. There are three ways in which an ama teur can tell whsthcr or not a diamond Is real. First boil the stone in boracic add to preserve the polish on the surface of the stone. Heat the jewel in a gas flame * and dip it Into odd water while hot If it Is a diamond it will stand the test with out cracking to pieces. If crystal. It will shatter and crumble into little balls. Take a cup of water (a black cup, gutta percha or any dark stone «jup Is best) and drop two stones into the water, the one a diamond or supposed diamond, and the other which is known to be ordinary crystal. The diamond, if a true one, will shine a clear white through the water and will be clearly visible, while the other stone will blend with the water In such a way as to be almost imperceptible In the water. Take a surface of striped cloth or pa per—red and white stripes are the best— and pass the stone slowly over the Bur face. If the colors show through the stone it is crystal. A diamond will not show the varieties of color, but -will look the same over the red as over the white . stripes. Of course, these tests are only for amateurs. There are numerous chem ical tests made use of by expert diamond dealers, but these could not bo used by one not an expert on the subject. Distress of the Proui. Duluth Herald. The St. Paul Pioneer Press Is much dls tresped because tome newspapers have prinfed extracts from the private letters of volunteers in the Philippines, whifh contain unfavorable comments on tne policy of the war. The Pioneer Press evidently thinks the volunteers ceased to be citizens when they enlisted and have no right to express their views as Ameri cans. That Is good Imperialistic doo trlne. Will Tli lnk Vl. .,id. Morris Sun. It will set some people to thinking when they flnd that Chicago's standard grade of wheat Is quoted at 3 cents above Min nesota's contract grade, and there will be lots of people thinking out loud as the margin widens. Legislative tinkering Is the cause of a loss of confidence. -•» PeaNe's Belief. Waseca Radical. Old Pease, of Anoka. calls Gov. Lind an "accident" and a few other pet names since he vetoed the pet bill of Anoka. Pease evidently thinks there is no here after, or else is sure that Lind will never again be in a position to slap Anoka. -*»- For Fear of Lynch Inn. Little Falls Transcript. The way those Filipinos fight it seems they must have heard that they we're to be governed by samples of Christian civ ilization for Georgia. » Her Enthantaatlc Approval. MoKeesport Times. The announcement that China is for disarmament is not surprising. If any nation ought to favor the scheme It Is China. ■ »^»- Our Own Troubles. Stlllwatcr Gazette. St. Paul has all kinds of trouble— a smoke nuisance and a mayor already yet who writes poetry. A bill for the relief of the Saints is due. «^B> HER PAPA. My papa's all dressed up today; He never looked so fine; I thought, when first I looked at him. My papa wasn't mine. He's got a beautiful new suit— The old one was so old- It's blue, with buttons, oh, so bright I guess they must bo gold. And papa's sort o' glad and sort O' sad— l wonder why; And evry time she looks at him It makes my mamma cry. Who's Uncle Sam? My papa says That he belongs to him; But papa's joking, 'cause he knows My uncle's name is Jim. My papa just belongs to me And mamma. And I guess The folks are blind who cannot see His buttons marked U. S. U. S. spells us. He's ous— and y«t My mamma can't help cry. And papa tries to smile at me And can't— l wonder why? —Boston Globe. AT NIGHT. Gently blows the evening breeze. Laden with the roses' scent, Hidden now behind the trees; Ends the sun its steep descent. From the sky so blue and far Comes the night and many, a star Shining In the far azure; Shall preserve the morn secure Roses sweet along our way Nodded meekly all the day, Envying the height where shine Countless stars of light divine. Higher than that boundless space. Maiden, one of them I place On thy bosom's mystic grace. Still below thy blushing face From the vacant airs the dew Falls on leaves of grass and trees; Naught disturbs the heaven's blue; All Is calm and all Is peace, So sublime is all we see; In this pause it seems to me God has planned 'mid angel's mirth To immortalize the earth. -A. B.