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4 f GLOBE'S TELEPHONE CALLS. i- "the NORTHWESTERN. feusiiK-ss Office • • . . .7 1065 Main [i Editorial Rooms * «... '78 Main j^ompocinsr Room . » • • . 1034 Main r MISSISSIPPI VALLEY. -,_ $$ ,Business Office ....... . . lOC3 fnaines* Office * » lOCS dltorlal Room* • » T8 %he gt. mote jjpCIAL PAPER, CITY OF ST. PAUL. I THE GLOBE CO., PUBLISHERS. ' *" ' " "" ~"" ' "" ' 'Entered at Postofflce at St. Paul, Minn., i ; as Second-Class Matter. - --i f» r — ■ ■ ... - >\ 7 CITY SUBSCRIPTIONS. By Carrier. 1 1 mo | 6 mos | 12 mos (Daily only ; .40 52.25 $4.00 Daily and Sunday. .60 2.75 6.00 [Sunday .... .15 .75 1.00 COUNTRY SUBSCRIPTIONS. ; By Mail. | 1 mo | 6 mos |12 mos i kaily only .....V-.. .25 $1.50 $3TOO Daily and Sunday. .85 2.00 4.00 ;Sunday ....( ... 75 %M BRANCH OFFICES. ;flFew York. 10 Spruce St., Chas. H. Eddy l^in Charge. iChlcago,' No. 87 Wellington St., Th© F. 0. Webb Company in Charge. WEATHEE FOR TODAY. Minnesota—Fatr and cold Tuesday and {Wednesday; northwesterly winds. v lowa—Fair and cold Tuesday and (Wednesday; northwesterly winds. ■ Wisconsin—Fair and cold Tuesday; TWednesday fair; fresh northwesterly arinda. I South Dakota—Fair Tuesday; Wednes day fair and probably warmer; northerly .Winds, becoming variable. • <■ North Dakota— Tuesday; warmer In northwest portion Wednesday fair and Jrarmer; northerly winds. : Montana—Cloudy Tuesday, with snow In extreme northwest portion; warmer In east portion; Wednesday snow in west; fair in east portion; variable winds. Upper Michigan—Cloudy Tuesday and Wednesday; snow along the north shore; probably colder Tuesday; fresh north westerly winds. St. Paul — Yesterday's observations, taken by the United States weather bu reau; St. Paul, P. F. Lyons, observer, for the twenty-four hours ended at 7 o'clock last night—Barometer corrected for tem perature and elevation: Highest temper ature, 7; lowest temperature, —C; average temperature, 0; daily range, 13; barome ter. 30.23; humidity, 90; precipitation, .05; !7 p. in., temperature, 6; 7 p. m., wind, northwest; weather, partly cloudy. Yesterday's Temperatures— \a, •SpmHigh •BpmHig<h lA.lpe.na 8 10 Kansas City. .20 29 Battleford ..—lB —12 Marquette ... 6 8 Bismarck ...—S 0 Minnedosa ..—8 2 ♦Buffalo 14 IS Montgomery .34 42 Boston 24 30 Montreal ....4 14 Calgary —2 0 Nashville ....22 24 Cheyenne —16 30 New Orleans.44 44 Chicago 8 8 New York C..18 22 .Cincinnati ...12 14 Norfolk 34 S6 Cleveland ....8 2 2 North Platte. 6 2G JDavenport ...10 12 Omaha 4 36 •»es Moines .. 4 18 Philadelphia .18 24 Detrr.it 10 18 Pittsburg ....10 IB .Edmonton ..—2 2 Qu'Appelle .—l6 —10 Galveston ....4fi 4GiS. Francisco..so fO J>uluth —2 0 St. Louis ....20 20 .Grand Haven.lß 16 Salt Lake ...80 82 Green Bay ... 6 8 Washington .18 24 Helena 30 31 St«. Marie ... 8 12 Huron —6 4M Winnipeg ..—lB — Jacksonville .49 52| — Below zero. ♦Washington time (7 p. m. St. Paul.) TO OUR FRIENDS. Anyone unable to aecnre a ropy of The Globe on tiny railroad train leaving or en. tering St. Fast Trill confer a favor on the management by reporting the fact to the bag. lues» office. Telephone, Main I GCS. Subscribers auuoj eft by Ir regular or late delivery of The Globe -will confer a fa vor on the management by re porting: the fact to the business office. Telephone, Slain 1005. TUESDAY, FEB. 4. 1902. Strange cases of infatuation crop out occasionally, but none more strange than that of the wife of the warden of the Jail at Pittsburg, who became enamored <p£- one cf the Biddle brothers. As is the rule in such cases, the wages of sin was ifleath. if men is xo blame? The issue Is very sharply drawn be tween the interstate commerce commis sion and certain railroad interests as to the extent of the powers of that bod> to prevent unjust discrimination and the jnaint'iiance of unreasonable rates. The commission practically insists that its ef fort to put an end to either evil as the faw now stands is a farce, and that It is helpless until congress shall pass certain to the law which it offers. pn. the other hand, as the press dis hatches show, at least one railroad ad jfninistrator, Vice President Hines, of tho l/ouisvilla & Nashville ruad, goes so far ps to dispute even the truth of certain of the statements of fact made by the com jnlssion in this regard, and to insist that ft is not the law but the commission Jsyhieh should be held responsible for rate putting, and that the commission is sim ply asking that it be given absolute pow ,ifr to make and enforce rates at Its own eweet will. No issue could be made more clearly between contending interests. The public [Will piobably leave Mir. Hines, of the railroad company, and Mr. Bacon, of the commission, to settle the question of veracity which exists between them. The public question involved is, whether the commission has the power to prevent the abuses which are conceded to exist ana has failed to exercise them, and wihether, cissuniing that It ds the law, not the com mission, that ia at fault, that body should be giv:n the additional pov/ers which it asks of congress. That the railroads have been acting in Violation of the set and plundering th© consuming public in the Interests of big shippers is not open to question. Whose fault is it—the law's or the commission's? If it is the fault of the law, then the law should be amended, whether or not Jn ihe direction sought by the comanls eion. If it Is the fault of the commission, the sooner its members are removed? for non-feasance and malfeasance in office the better for the welfare of the entire country. At the present time, when complaint is made to the commission of certain pre vailing rates, the commission makes its order only after having heard all inter ests involved. It has not the power pres ently to put that order into effect if it Is contested by the roads. That la un questionably true. Should It be given any such power? What happens is this; The railroad or shipping interest which considers itself aggrieved by the commission'a order appeals to the court, and the rates pre vailing remain in operation until tha court Confirms the order of the commis sion. What the commission is now ask ing is that congress amend the law so that after it has made what it calls "a definitive order"—that Is, an order made after a full hearing by its members of the matters under consideration—that or der go into operation within twenty days unless the aggrieved road shall file a bill in equity in the United States Gourt, whereupon the order of the commission Is suspended for thirty days; but to re main in force thereafter unless the cir cuit court, on an examination of the rec oiVJ, directs that, on a Question of law or by reason of some evident unreason ableness in the order, it be suspended during the further pendency of the pro ceedings. The position of the commission Is that as long as it does not possess the power to enforce its own order, placing the bur den on the railroad concern to satisfy the court that the order Is unreasonable, it has no such powers as would be effective in removing recognized railroad abuses. The railroads, at least so far as their view finds expression in the position taken by Mr. Hines, insist that if the commission is given any power it seeks it will be in a position to work irrep arable injury to railroad interests. The commission rejoins, that such a body of distinguished jurists as now compose the interstate commission, being experts in all that relates to railroad administra tion, can certainly be trusted not to abuse its powers, and is qualified after the fullest hearing to make such orders in the premises as are worthy to be en forced, unless the courts intervene and say their operation shall be suspended. A wide difference of opinion will nec essarily prevail as to the soundness of the public policy which would give the interstate commission the powers which it asks, as above outlined. The Globe will endeavor to present its view of the question hereafter. Meanwhile it may without impropriety be said that on this state of facts the commission has not shown clearly that the fault of the ex isting railroad abuses are due to the defects of the law, and in no sense or degree to the fault of that body itself. With the excitement of an extra session to divert attention, Miss Stone will please pardon any seeming neglect if she should be omitted from the news columns once or twice a week. THE WAGE EARNER'S SHARE. It has been several months since we have had reports of an increase in the wages of any considerable body of work ingmen except upon certain railroad lines. In fact, such occurrences are as rare as a snow storm in July. On the other hand, we have had some recent studies by notable men and insti tutions on the subject of the wage earn er's share of the vaunted prosperity of which wo heard so mudi some years ago. And the results of these studies have been such as to open the eyes of the wage earner. Bulletins recently issued by the census bureau—a devout Republican institution, as all know—afford some authentic infor mation on the subject. Statistics thus furnished covering four small manufac turing states—Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Hampshire and Delaware—show in ten years an increase of 62 per cent In capital invested, 61 per cent in value of output, 37 per cent in number of wage earners, and 33 per cent in the amount of wages. That is, the number of wage earners has increased faster than the amount of wages earned, thus effecting an actual reduction In wages. Another bulletin, published subsequent ly, made even a worse showing for tfie wage earner. What does this mean? It means that the trusts are getting the benefit of the so-called prosperity which is now alleged! to be overflowing the country. And whTie it is true that a small proportion of the workingmen of the country are faring better today than they were a few years ago, the great masses are really wors* off, because they are not getting their share of the "prosperity," because, ac cording to the testimony of Dun's Trade Review, the cost of living is now 40 per cent higher than it was in 1897. Yet, in spite of this, the trust mag nates will blandly come to the front this fall and ask the workingmen to vote for congressmen who will exert every effort to keep the present trust-bre&ding tariff law upon the statute books. Will the wage earner do it? St. Louis took occasion to pun off her municipal scandal before the opening of the World's fair she Is to entertain in 1903. CHINA'S A WAKENING. The first substantial sign offered by the Chinese government of a purpose to in augurate Western social and poLflical methods has been, presented within the past week. Naturally a great deal of doubt Is entertained of the real disposi tion of the Chinese authorities t<y inau gurate the necessary movement toward reform. But there is much to remove all reasonable suspicion on this score, and to lead to the belief that the movement Is real and practical in its purpose. The only real test which can be applied to the sincerity of the Chinese officials lies In the answer to the inquiry, What the result will be to the existing regime In case such reforms are not instituted within a reasonable time. That answer Is that the Manchu dynasty must fall by force of Its own inert weight. The powers will not submit to a maintenance of tha old conditions. The demand' of Europe is that the country shall be opened to mod ern commerce and Industry. That is tha demand of the United States also, even ■though it ia not backed up by physical threats as ia that of Europe. There is but one alternative for China. It is reform or dismemberment. The em press bas recognized that truth. Ever THE ST. FAUt GM>BE, TUESDAY, FKBHHAKT 4, 1903. i ' since, her reappearance in Pekin the evi dences have been accumulating of her,' conviction and that of : her advisers in that direction. . Such regulations as the prevention of foot-binding and the open ing of the court inceptions presided over by tho emperor in person, to the foreign diplomatic corps mean nothing less than a social and political revolution. The Indebtedness of the Chinese empire to the nations of Europe consequent on the resent disturbances will be a deter mining factor in the future progress of events in the empire. Economic reform is indispensable to the fulfillment of th.3 financial obligations thus assumed. Tho failure to meet those responsibilities will mean one thing-, and that is the further acquisition of Chinese territory by the powers now possessing spheres of influ ence. . The question which possesses prime im portance to the American people in the present contingency la the one whether this people will be in a position to avail themselves of the benefits to the trade of the country which are bound to ensue In case the new regime is inaugurated. That event must depend solely on two conditions. That is the freedom of this country to engage In open commerce with the Chinese and our ability to sup ply ourselves with tho means of carry ing on that commerce In American owned or built vessels. •^ ; ■ Thomas B. Reed's successor in congress is said to be able to talk at the rate of 300 words a minute. But Reed could say more in one-fourth that number of words. SCHLEY \OT WELL ADVISED. Whether the statements now current in the press to the effect that President Roosevelt will refuse to reopen or re verse the conclusions of the majority of the court of inquiry, are true or not, the filends of Admiral Schley will be united in the conviction that a grave mistake was made in Invoking the interference of the executive. Whatever the official determination may be or may have been, the American people have reached their final conclusion regarding the part borne by Admiral Schley in the battle of Santiago. What that conclusion is they have made plain. They have done so regardless of party political affiliations; and their verdict will stand as the verdict at least of Admiral Schley's generation. While President Roosevelt has been and is being pointed to as the one official who is ready to lay aside all considerations of party pride or interest, in reaching of ficial conclusions, his nearest friend and greatest admirer will hardly insist that his career in the presidential chair sus tains any such view. Mr. Roosevelt is a politician, and a clever one at that. .He will be his party's nominee in all proba bility for the succession to the presiden tial office. He has not shown any such disregard of considerations of political expediency, or any such devotion to ab stract right since his accession as to war rant any belief on the part of Admiral Schley, his friends or his advisers, that he would upset the entire policy of the administrative, officers of the navy de partment, or 'breast the official opinion among the officers of that or any other department of the national government, in his determination to do justice to Admiral Schley. Let President Roosevelt's opinion be what it may, It will not alter the situ ation one iota. The decision of the ma jority of that naval court will stand, and by it will be judged, not Admiral Schley, but the administration which was in power when he was declared guilty of lack of diligence in his management of affairs while commander of the flying squadron, and of neglect of duty before the enemy at Santiago, and when the (honor of the victory was sought to be wrested from him in favor of an officer who was not within hailing distance when the victory was won. It would have been better for the good name of Admiral Schley to have left the subject where it was when tne country first repudiated the conclusions of Ad miral Deweys associates on that court of inquiry. It was very kind cf the billlon-uouar steel trust not to raise the price of its product when it could have done so, as it says, without fear of consequences. There may have been a lurking belief somewhere that the limit of forbearance has been reached. Jan Kubelik, the violinist, has mf.do more money in his short American tour than he ever knew existed in the world before he left his Bohemian home. And he is getting more of it every day. His profits for four concerts in Chicago wer* nearly $22,000. One result of the proposed visit of Prince Henry to New York, as noted by a city paper, is that the parks are to be cleaned up and made to wear a decent garb for the time being. Shakespeare is not to be let alone. Along comes an autnor who proves the Bard of Avon to be a reincarnation of the Messiah. That goes Bacon and the cryptogram one better. Gentlemen of the house and senate will come to order this morning. Whether they will stay that way or not remains to be seen. And Powder Puffs. One of the New York aldermen has in troduced a resolution in the assembly calling on all railroads running surface cars in the streets of New York to keep a cuspidor and a clock in every car. Why not bootjacks?— Boston Dally Globe. The same people who complain if they have a long wait for a street car will kick Is given short weight at the grocer's. —Augusta Herald. "Why Canada, of Course. Porto Rico, the Philippines, Hawaii, Tutuila and others of the Samoan group, and now the Danish West Indies. Ex pansion is the order of the day. Next? —Tacoma Ledger. Editorial Enterprising- Farmer—l wonder why farmin' don't pay better? Rural Editor—Well, you know you farmers don't advertise.—Judge. And Sow a Little Jnlep. L»ater Col. »»atterson may advise Mr. Carnegie to endow a mint bed in connec tion with that home for aged journalist:*. —Detroit F>nee Press. *Sfe]TRIC/ib The largest and most brilliant audience of the season witnessed the performance of "The Chapsrons" at the Metropolitan opera house lust night. Society was out In force. Every seat on both floors was occupied, tveiy box was filled and St. Paul's smart set gave a warm welcome to • Frank Perley"s clever people. Miss Cahill, wno -waa in much better voice than on the opening night, received an ovation on her first appearance, and the welcome accorded her must have glr.d dened the heart of "The Chaperons" cle/ er leading lady. All the other principals were in excellent condition and the play went with a> rush from start to finish. Charles B. Hanford, supported by Miss Helen Grantly and a strong company, comes to the Metropolitan Sunday night, In a splendid production of Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew." "The Heart of Maryland," David Be lasco's war drama, seenis to have plead ed local theater-goers. The play is full of thrilling climaxes', strong heart inter est and presented by a company of ex cellent merit. The Grand cpera house next week will have for its attraction "Yon Yonson." Despite the cold weather yesterday, two record-breaking houses saw tne excellent performances given by tbe Dewey Ex travaganza company at the Star theater. The entertainment provided by this com pany ranks among the best of the Star's offering's thus far this season and is pleasing the patrons of the theater. GREE\aOO.V GOSSIP. Nance O'Nell, who is now playing in South Africa, is to make a London ap pc-a ranee. Annie Russell, it is reported, Is soon to have a play from tine pen of Steplien Phillips. Charles E. Evans intends to tour next season in a revival of his old sucuife;, "A Parlor Match." A dramatization of Mark Twain's "Tom Sawyer" has been completed by Paul Kester, and is now in the hands of Charles Frohman. According to the London papers, whsn Oiga Nethersole returns to America she will use a dramatization of Thomas Hardy's novel, "The Mayor of Caster bridge." John Drew's return to New York in "The Second in Command" was marked by the appearance with him of his daughter Louise, who is achieving con siderable success as a member of her father's company. E. W. Townsend is working upon a dramatization of "The Daughter of thd- Tenement," which is lo be produced as soon as it is ready. Another newspaper man, Vance Thompson, has had a play accepted by David Belasco. Grayce Sc<>tt has been engaged by Henry B. Ha.rris for the role of Hope Langhom in "Soldiers of Fortune," in which Robert Edeson will star. Tommy Ross, formerly with the Grand stock ctHXipany, will also t>e in the cast. Charle3 Frohman has succeeded In 33 --curing from Arthur Wing Pinero a con tract to write an original play for pro duction in this country. With it is the rights for America of "Iris" and the play upon which Pinero is now working. Under the management of Robert B- Monroe and Alan Gray, "A Gibson Widow," the new farce comedy founded on Charles Dana Gibson's series of hu morous sketches, "The Widow and Her Friends," will be given an early produc tion. Oscar Dane, who until recently played the leading part In "Are Tou a Mason?" will soon make his debut in vaudeville here. His act will include imitations of Richard Mansfield, Joseph Jefferson, Henry Miller. E. H. Sothern, Stewart Robson and Nat Goodwin. Manager John R. Sterling, of Buffalo, who has so successfully looked after the starring tours of Rose Melville in "Sis Hopkins," has a new star for next sea son in Almiro Droege, a German come dienne, who will be sent out in a musical piece that is being written. The inevitable has happened, and, though not yet announced by the man ager, it is a fact that Charles Frohman has secured a dramatization of "Tom Sawyer." The play has been made from Mr. Clemen's book by Paul Kes ter, the American dramatist, who wrote •'Mile. Mars." It's William B. Van now. The former little comedian of the burlesques, whose sketches are well known to patrons of the People's, has succeeded Charley Evans in "My Antoinette," a musical comedy now running in Boston. Van has received much critical praise during his engagement in the Hubs. The announcement that De Wolf Hop per will leave Web*;r and shields to re sume his starring tout next .season again confirms the rumor that feie i>ailey is to go back to hid old love. An. Hopper is to play "Pickwick," in a comic vertlon of the famous Dickens stori,-.,. now being made for him by Charles Klcia. Gus Rogers' illness in Chicago last week cost the management of u.e fing ers Brothers' piece quite a tjuj .! iaa." The Illinois theater had been pra.u ily sold out for the week, and it is estim c d that the comedian's inability to pla> , ->- ily figures up a loss of $10,000 in rece.ttj for the week. Rather an expensive Sick. ness at these figures. Miss Jessie Millward," former leading lady of the Empire stock company, has secured the English rights to "In the Palace of the King," and will play Mis? Viola Allen's role in the London produc tion of this piece. Miss Millward, by the way, was brought over to this country to succeed Miss Allen when she retired as leading lady of the Empire company to become a star. The announcement of Richard Mans field last week that he will produce a play founded on Tolstoy's powerful story "Iran the Terrible," has been received with interest in theatrical circles. It will be Mr. Mansfield's first attempt at Russian character work since his play, "Rodion, the Student," which was a powerful drama, though it never caught the public to any extent. There Is a rumor that seems to be well founded that Edna Wallace Hopper has decided not to be her own manager in the fall, but to intrust her fortunes to Charles Frohman. It was under his man agement that she first became known as the little soubrette in "The Girl I Left Behind Me." It is rumored also that by the terms of her contract Frohman will keep her in musical work . Delia Fox resumed her stage work in the star role of a lively comedy called "The Little Mam'selle," last week at Paterson, N. J. The piece is said to oe a very entertaining comedy in three acts, depending up<n the complications arising from the mischievous behavior of the Little Mam'selle in a Jersey village. Miss Fox plays a dual role, that of the French girl and a dashing young boy. Charles Hawtrey, the English actor has been so successful upon his first visit to this country that he has signed a three years' contract with Manager Charles Frohman providing- for annual visits to this country of thirty week 3 each season. Mr. Hawtrey will remain all season in New York and sail back to London March 8. When he returns he will tour the country in his success, "A Message From Mars." The benefit of Laura Burt, which was to have taken place at the Bijou theater in New York tomorrow, will be held in the Casino theater there on Thursday afternoon. An unusually long 1 list of volunteers will assist in the entertain ment. Miss Burt is still confined to Roosevelt hospital, where she is slowly recovering from the injuries sustained by an accident during the performance of "The King's Carnival." The rumors-that Ada Rehan was left in financial straits owing to the sudden death of Augustin Daly, which have been persistenly,caieted about since the famous manager passed away, was put to the blush, let us hope for all time, in New York the 'cth^r day, when Miss Rehan disposed of a, piece of property in the metropolis to John D. Crimmins for $30,0CW. The ground originally cost the actress about $9,000, and is but a part of her real estate holdings in and about New York. With that snug sum In bank Miss Rehan can doubtless worry along, eating regularly for some time without fear of becoming a bankrupt. Many of his friends wondered why Rob ert Hilliard took such a lively interest in the late election, even to the extent of invading the district of hl3 friend. Sen ator Tim Sullivan, and winning the hearts of the Bowery audience. At last tho secret is out. Hilliard will know the loot lights no longer, never again, ha swears, under any circumstances; or for the most princely salary ever offered, will he be tempted to put on hia make up and take the center of th« stage. He is going into business just where he left off fourteen years ago. Ana he feels confident that there success will be his In a more steady, if not c,p brilliant a fashion as it naa been recently. ADDING TO THE PARK PARK BOARD'S CONTEMPLATED IM PROVEMENTS AT INDIAN MOUNDS. During the past year the park board has added thirty acres of ground to In dian Mounds park, at a cost of nearly $30,000. The board contemplates another addition of nine more acres, which will bring the total cost up to about $35,0C0. In a few weeks the board will call for bids for the improving of the buildins to the west of the grounds, which will be used aa a pavilion. It will be sup plied with a veranda and toilet rooms, at a cost of about $3,000. The board has received a gift in the shape of a ring-tailed monkey, which has been added to the collection at Oomo park. II S TRE£:T. Using the cub reporter's copy for a piece of sandpaper, the city editor was hard at work rubbing the end of his blue lead pencil ta a point when Tommy Quin, police reporter, pushed into the office. Tommy, being one of the regular men, could push into the office every five minutes without attracting any particular amount of attention, but this time the city editor stopped grinding the blue pencil. Tommy stopped him by starting to talk. For at least seven minutes Tommy said words without compelling the us© of the ditto sign a single time. On the eighth minute he repeated, and fearful that it was to be an encore, the city editor waved the flag. "What's the matter with you?" he shouted. "Here you stand talking cuss words without a break for seven minutes. Come out of it and tell us what's the trouble." "I'll tell you," shouted Tommy right back. "I'll tell you all right, all right Wot' fell you want to send me up against that cat show for?" "What's the matter with the cai show?" asked the city editor. "Oh, nothin', nothin' at all," snarled Tommy with a nasty grin. "Here I gets sent up against a 'bunch o' cats an' that aint enough trouble for me. I meets up K . -1 fj&jr > -*(r • &**»y \ Riding in the Patrol. With a lot o' folks with funny apart ments occupied an' almost gets pinched. Oh, irothin', nothin' at all Is the matter with that cat show." "If you back up for a minute," broke in the city editor, "and kicdly begin eA the beginning perhaps we can help you out." "Oh, It's all over now," growled Tommy. "Well, what happened to you at the cat show, anyhow?" "Oh, nothin', nothin' at all," answered Tommy. "Only I goes up to that cat meetin' place to get a line on the doing. I goes in an' announces that I has come up to look the kittens over. " 'What for,' says a thin-looking guy at the door. " 'Oh mostly cause I wants to look 'em over.' I says. " Has you a ticket?' asks this wiso boy. " 'Nixy ticket,' says I right back. 'I don't need any pasteboard in mine, cause I'm a hunter.' " 'A what?' he inquires. "'A hunter,' I says. 'A hunter of news. I'm the boy reporter, an' my city editor baa sent me up here to look over the kittens.' "He didn't like it, but he lets me in, an' I starts to look over the tabbies. I tells a little Ruth maiden that I'm from the newspaper, an' she starts out to take me by the mitt, an' away we go to look at the living bundles o' violin strings. "We is doin' mighty fine an" dandy, an' the maiden is telling me that she would like to have me call some even ing, when'an old dame catches the curve at thß corner of a row of cages an' we just miss a head-end collision. Then trouble starts, for the old dame barks out a yelp that starts all the kittens for the dark corners. " 'Oh, Marie,' she shrieks at the maiden on me arm. 'What, Oh, what are you doin'?" "Marie wasn't doin' anything, an' she tries to tell this to the old fairy, but hot for Maw Maw. It was Maw, an' she wouldn't listen to reason. " 'Who is this man?' she pipes just like 3'ou get it at the ten, twent' and thirt' shows. "Marie makes an old acquaintance play an' explains that this man Is a news paper reporter interested in the study of felines. " 'Not so, not so,' shouts the old one. 'You are deceived, for this man is a burglar.' "That was all news to me, but I was overlooked in the deal an' I lets them play out the cards. The maiden wants to know why, an' the old one explains that she sees me pinched just th« day before up at Seventh an' Minnesota streets. "'I saw him hauled to jail in the patrol wagon' shouted the old one. 'An' you, sir," she goes on handing it right straight to me, 'leave the place this minute, or I will have you arrested.' "I ducked, mostly 'cause I didn't want to stay, an' now I wants to tell you that you either cut out this police work . r the cat shows. If I gets the police news, it is up to me to ride in the patrol wagon with the cops. If I rides in the wagon I'm a burglar and if I'm a burglar you send the others to cover those society events. Another play like this and my nerve is to the bad." The city editor said he thought so, too, and then returned to his blue pencil, while Tommy Quln, police reporter, went out to his machine and started to tell about cats for the readers of the paper. And Like Smallpox, Catching. Just as the beginning of the end of the Boer war is again announced, comes the news of another capture of - British yeo manry. • This time the number was only twenty-five, but.it shows that the Boers are still at work.—Philadelphia Times. - -*»-- A Poor Job. Hospital Doctor—Have you ever been asphyxiated before! Mose—Yes, sah; in de let' ahm— it didn't take, sah.—San" Francisco Bulletin. grist wm political Mill A New York Judge In & decision says: "No man's life, liberty or property Is safe while the legislature la in session." That judge talks as if he had! traveled in Min nesota. There may be no connection between the convening of the legislature and the cold wave which struck St. Paul simul taneously. If the Duluth delegation will introduce an amendment to the tax bill providing for a 10 per cent tax rate on farm ma chinery notes it may make even Jaeobsoh listen to reason. Comptroller McCardy's fame has trav eled abroad. Municipalities throughout the Northwest axe crying- for Instruction that will enable their officials to keep books along the lines originated by Mr. McCardy. Mr. McCardy is modest and has not given this fact publicity. He has recently received delegations from Pig's iiye, Mendota and North St. Paul. Each cf them was very anxious to secure a dote for a visit from the comptroller, when their officials can be brought to the rack and be taught to keep accounts in a metropolitan manner. It was suggested by a prominent Republican yesterday tna t a series of lectures on official courtesy from McCaT&y might also bo of gTeat worth to officers and taxpayers of com munities not favored with a McCardy, and an effort to route him through a lyceum bureau will probably be made. William Louis Kelly Jr. yesterday filed his certificate of nomination to the Demo cratic municipal court ticket. Mr. Kelly is tha eighth avowed candidate from the Democratic side of the fence. He is the son of Judge William Louis Kelty, of the district bench. He Is young, aggressive, an experienced lawyer and has built up a lucrative practice. John Gioske yesterday filed his certifi cate of candidacy for Democratic nom ination to the assembly. The withdrawal of Fritz Lehmann leaves Mr. Gieska the only Democratic candidate, to date, from the West Side. He ds a resident of the Sixth ward, and the proprietor of a bar ber shop on Fourth street. A meeting of the Democratic First ward /few tfork £eiter. Xew York's IVevr Bond Issue— NEW YORK, Feb. 3.-The first bond sale under Mayor Low's administration will be held on Feb. 18, at which time $3,000,000 of corporate stock of the city will be sold to the hig-hest bidders. Comptroller Grout announced yesterday that under the new charter "all or none" bids which (have been! the feature of aft city bond sales for years will not be al lowed. In advertising the sale the Comptroller calls attention to the charter provision which declares that preference shall be given to small bids providing 1 the pre mium offered equals that of the larger bids. The bonds may be in denomina tions as low as $10. They will bear inter est at the rate of 3% per cent, payabfe in gold, and will run for forty and fifty years. Nearly all the proceeds of the sale except $500,000 will be spout on rapid transit work. Columbia's Chinese Chair— It has been announced by John B. Pin?, of the board of trustees of Columbia uni versity that the anonymous gift of JlOf, --000 made publio on Jan. 6, is to be used for the enlargement of the department of Chinese language and literature, founded last spring by the "Dean Lung founda tion." Gen. Horace W. Carpenter gave t/he $100,000 to start the fund, and $12,000 was received from Dean Lung himself. Gen. Carpenter reserved the privilege o* increasing the endowment at any time, and although the name of the donor of this latest gift is withheld, he is under stood to be Gen. Oarpentier. Schwab Has Not Resigned— The story that C. M. Sdhwab had ca bled his resignation as president of the United States Steel corporation to J. Plei pont Morgan was denied positively by Mr. Morgan this afternoon. It has been announced in Wall street that C. M. Schwab, president of the United States Steel corporation, will sail from South ampton, England, on Feb. 8, in time to be present at the annual meeting of the steel company next month. Pine Arts Federation Building— Members of Che United Fine Arts build ing committee, composed of delegates from all the societies of tha Fine Arts Federation of New York, who are work ing on a scheme for placing the art so cieties of this city in a permanent home In a central part of the metropolis, at a cost, exclusive of site, of at least $1,500, --000, are strongly of the opinion that the city should give substantial aid to the project. Bishop Wants Coffins Closed— "U'illiam B. Derrick, bishop of the New York diocese of the African Methodist Episcopal church, and presiding bishop of the New England, New Jersey and Philadelphia conferences, has issued an edict, from his episcopal residence in Flushing, to the clergymen under bis jurisdiction, dealing with the custom of exposing the bodies of the dead in crowd ed places at funerals. The bishop con siders the practice, at the funerals of industrial ffofes. Among the recent combines are the following: Boxboard manufacturers, forming a $30,000,000 combine; new cycle combine, with $8,000,000 capital, has been organized; an $8,000,000 lumber trust, and a $2,000,000 motor cycle combine. The United Labor League, of Pitts burg, Pa., has taken a stand against bossism on account of the employment of non-union labor and low wages in the city bureaus, and will make their griev ances one of the issues of the municipal campaign. The working of alleged non-union elec tricians, steamfitters and lathers on eighteen houses in Pittsburg, Pa., will, If the men are not unionized, result in a sympathetic strike of about 400 men. The Building Trades council has taken the fight up. An effort Is under way among Fall River, Mass., manufacturers to settle all future wage disputes in the mills by the appointment of a special arbitration committee, composed of manufacturers and representatives of labor unions. The much-talked-of Shipmasters' Pro tective association along the Great Lakes will not do any business thi3 season. They seem to lack a leader for organiza tion. The Pilots' association has increas ed its membership wonderfully since the ciose of navigation." The entertainment committee for th» annual convention of the Amalgamated Association of Iron and Steel and Tin Workers, which is composed of labor leaders and business men of Wheeling, W. Va., will raise $5,000 for expenditure during the convention. Notwithstanding the decline In Indus trial activity in Germany the coal pro duction is not much less than last year. The three chief coal regions in the month of Odtober shipped' out 7.748.C60 tons this year, which Is but-2.8 per cent loss than last year. The labor bureau in lowa, as at present formed, has been found Inadequate for effective work, and an effort will be n:ade at the present session of the legts* lature to enlarge the board and effect a complete reorganization. It has been in existence for twenty years. The feeling is very prevalent in Great Britain that in the near future trade wll! Improve. It Is argued that immediately after the settlement of the South African war there will be a greatly enhanced de mand for bridge work, mining machinery end metal goods. The Schcnectady Locomotive works organization will be held Tuesday even ing, F e b. H, at 942 Payne avenue. Trie, meeting will be thrown open to the voters of the ward, and Fred W. Foot will de liver an address on the primary law. Tt is entirely improbable that the in fluence of the "consolidated committee" will be felt in local politics. The con solidated committee represents the Com mercial club, Chamber of Commerce, Job bers' union, Northwestern Manufacturers' association and kindred organizations, jt has taken an active Interest in the work of the conference committee and ttte charter commission. Last we?k it was proposed that the committee take upon itself the task of securing the candidacy of good men for the common council. Ambrose Tighe was appointed to secure a conference o-f the party leaders and urge upon them the necessity of en couraging the candidacy of clean, repre sentative men and the discouragement of political hangers on. The prominent Dem ocrats on whom members of the com mittee called at once promised their co operation and invited the attention of the commltttee to the splendid array of representative men who have offered themselves as Democratic candidates. It Is Just barely possible that the com mittee ran into a frost when It waited on the Republican wheel horses. At alt events it Is given out that the committee is not inclined to mix in politics and that the "proposed meeting of twenty-five " representative citizens to" whom the "urg ing" waa to be delegated will not be called. Mr. Tighe says there seems to be no very urgent demand for tne meet- Ing and that until there is a demand the committee will not feel called upon to assist in creating one, In the mean time the Republicans are howling for council candidates and wielding a twenty pound sledge on the reputations of the few faithful who have filed with their usual promptitude. The First precinct committee of the Re publican Second ward organization will meet tomorrow night in Eis-enmenger'a hall, Hastings avenue. There are several vacancies to fill and the committee will take some action looking to tne selection - of judges and clerks for tne primary election and registration. colored persons, of opening the coffins at the end of the services that those pres ent may have a last look at the dead, a-j dangerous in the extreme, and he won ders that the health authorities have not taken action on the ground that it la a violation of sanitary laws. The bishop instances a case where fifty persons died from smallpox as the result of the ex posure of a body. It is said t"hat the col ored undertakers of this city are heartily in favor of Bishop Derrick's edict. The funerals of colored persons are often pro tracted, they gay, by the exercises of the fraternal and beneficial societies to which the dead person belonged. Often the body has been kept over night at the under taker's expense. Cleric Likes Stage Realism- Realism on the stage has found a cleri cal supporter. Ha i 3 the Rev. Dr. Percy Stlckney Grant, rector of the Church of the Ascension, and his views are looked on as Important from the fact that he is secretary of the Protestant Episcopal diocese of New York, and is understood to stand •extremely close to Bishop Pot ter. In fact, his views on public affairs are understood often to be those of the bishop himself. Electric Fire Losses- Fire underwriters have just issued an other record of electrical losses snowing how extensive is the damage done in the United States through non-enforcement of protective regulations. Some recent accidents have been distressing. Involving destruction of life and limb, while others have entailed a heavy property loss. Slxon Wants Hill— Lewis Nixon, acting leader of Tam many Hall, did not appear at the wig wam this morning. He will meet most of the leaders this afternoon, and arrange ments will be made for calls by more delegations of business men, young men and other sorts of men who want to assure him of their loyalty. Nixon likes to meet those delegations. Next week, it is said, an effort will bo made to send to Tammany Hall a "delegation made up of men who have been fighting the or ganization for several years. If the men can be found they will be received warm ly. Nixon is all for harmony now. Tam many la always for harmony when it is out of power. It was reported today that Nixon might even call on David B. Hill next week and ask him to forget all dif ferences till after the state convention. The Children's Court— The children's court, provided for In the revised charter, for the purpose of guarding juvenile offenders from expo sure to the atmosphere of crime that prp vails in the magistrates' courts, has net yet been opened. The law creating it set Jan. 1 as the day upon which it should be opened. This delay Is due to a va riety of causes. Officials of the new ad ministration say that 4t is for not more promptly furnishing the money for the changes necessary in the old Charities building, but it is expected that It will be ready in a few weeks. have Just completed the largest and most powerful locomotive in the world. It la seventy feet in length, and stands half as high as Niagara. On a level trade it could haul a train a mile and a half long, carrying the harvest of 10,000 acres of wheat. The scale recommended in the Mine Workers' convention last week was for the general advance of bituminous mit, lng of 10 per cent, on a "run-of-mlne" basis, the differential of 7 cents (the oM figure) between pick and machine mining; 15 cents a day increase for inside driver* and a uniform scale for all outside labor * MUST MAKE NEW START" CONDEMNATION PROCEEDING FOlt PARKING LEXINGTON' DEFECTIVE. "The proposed parking of Lexington av enue, from Summit avenue to the North ern Pacific and Great Northern rights c? way, received another setback last night, •when the board of park commissioners was compelled to rescind all proceeding and began the condemnation proceedings over again. The stumbling block this time Is H. W. Topping, who objects to fory feet of his ground being taken without retaining soma jurisdiction as far as its care and maintenance as a lawn and beauty sp * is concerned. Through Attorney Chapin he evidenced his willingness to. deed the ground desired over to the park board, but demanded that his interest be recog nized to the extent of giving him com- < plete control over. Its care and mainte nance. Other conditions were also at tached. Attorney Chapm intimated that his client would fight rather than permit the lawn to be taken from him absolutely. Some of the members accepted.it as a. challenge and a sharp Interchange of words ensued. Some of the members ■wore opposed to giving concessions to one and denying them to others, but out. of respect to President Wheelock, who has been per sistent In his efforts to see the street parked, they gave way and voted to ac cept Mr. Topping's conditions. - The sams stipulations are imposed toy the cwn «-"3 of , the fstickney property across the street. . , <i The work of : condemning for a forty foot lawn on each side of the street was started nearly two years ago ; and during that time *: the proceedings because of some irregularity or a protest from some property owners, have been rescinded and approved fully a dozen tlni«a.':» - ,?-