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^insK %^fki WM l- 5 "STANDARD" BREVITIES. Full ticket. "Wealth may not bring happiness, but it forms a very good substitute. .5,What class of women are most apt to give tone to society? The belles. He is a first-rate collector who can upon all occasions collect his wits. Time makes age. and time will come to man, even if he fails to come to time. 'Woman is not much of a philosopher, but she is proverbially a clothes ob server. Captain Henn of the Galatea may find ducks eggs to sit, on after the interna tional race. There is nothing particularly fascinat ing about a cyclone, and yet one is apt to be carried away with it. The anarchists wanted an equal di vision, and as time is money they are getting it in the penitentiary. "Do you enjoy good health?" asked .Cross. "Why, yes, of course. Who doesn't,'5 replied Ross, tersely. Speaking of drinking, it may be ob served that a man who "can take or leave it alone" generally takes it. The man who is always looking about for something to turn up is apt to find it when he steps on a loose barrel hoop. In China two people of the same sur name are forbidden to intermarry. That must be hard on the Chinese Smith family. 11 We more than hold our own," says an exchange. The police generally lock up such fellows on the charge of larceny. An exchange has in article on "How to Let People Help Themselves." A good way is to leave your front door un locked. Pretty nearly everybody is on strike nowadays—trying to hit the pestiferous fly and missing Idas nine times but of a possible ten. All signs of ripe watermelons iail at this season. They have a seductive ex ternal beauty, but a diabolical disap pointment -within. The New York city politicians look with contempt upon the hide of the rhinoceros which died in. the Park zoo. It is only eight inches thick. A dealer advertises "Lightning Fruit Jars,'' They may be a new brand, but for lightening fruit jars there is nothing more saccees'ml than a small boy and solitude. An exchange heads its Washington dispatches "Talk and Work in Con gress. The talk fills a column and the work four lines. And it wasn't a very good day for talk, either. A baby was born in Pennsylvania the other day that had a fine growth of whiskers. We were going to say that he starts in a fine little shaver, but on second thought we won't. It is thought that unless the base ball season is soon brought to an end the feeling between Detroit and Chicago will result in a quarantine being estab lished between the two cities. A boarding house mistress has added another ornament to her wall decora tion3. It is in the shape of a motto which reads thus: "Laugh and grow fat." She wants to give the mouths of her boarders something to do. "Do you think I could mould public opinion?" asked an aspiring young poli tician of a veteran in the profession. "Perhaps you might," said the other "some of the stories you introduced in your speech seemed a little mouldy." Father—"Now us you are about to start in business, let me congratulate you, for I wish you success.'' Son— "But what if I should fail?" Father *lThere is no such word as fail. Re member that assignment is another word." "No," said the Vermont man, who was shot in the head by his friend while they were out gunning, lost the most of an ear and was considerably scratched "I don't mind the woxmd so much, but it breaks my heart to have my head mistaken by most intimate friendfor a pole-cat." She—''John, why do you spend so much time at the ball games?. I hear of your being there every time they plav. Don't you consider it a waste of time and money.'' He—"Heavens, Alicia, don't you want me to have some sort of standing in the business world?'' "What is this anti-saloon move ment?" asked a friend of our fellow-citi zen, Colonel Sozzle. "Ante-saloon," said the colonel, toying with the straw berry that had settled in the bottom of his glass—"must be one of them clubs where they play poker. Gimme an other of them, George." Some of the German critics still claim that galvinism was discovered by a German named Swammerdamm 130 years years before Galvani called at tention to it, and ask "that the name be changed so as to do justice to their countryman." That is a useless ap peal the human race can never be in duced to change from galvanism to £wammerd animism. *& 3 fi interest a pawnbroker's -^Sfmw&T ,':*K th ST. PAUL NEWS. Diphtheria is reported at 925 Hudson avenue. Thursday was St. Paul's day at the Battle of Atlanta, and special rates were made on the railroads. The contract for finishing the upper rooms of the high school building has been let to Ilinsch & Lorsh. The announcement of the death of Herman Wittmack in West St. Paul was premature. He is still alive, but very low, with little chance of recovery. At a meeting of the directors of the St. Paul Panorama company ?n Mon day last, Geoige K. Shaw was elected vice-president and Lewis Baker trea surer. Michael Connolly, an infirm man of 76 years, was found dead in a barn at No. 200 West Fairfield avenue Monday afternoon, where he had lived with his friends. Death was the result of old age. Mr. J. F. McGuire, of this city, re ceived a telegram Sunday morning last which conveyed the mournful intelli gence that his father was dying at Arcade, N. Y. He left tor home the same night. Christopher Peters, charged with having sold whiskey to Indians on the Chippewa reservation, gave bonds iu the United Slates district court Tues day for bis appearance when wanted for trial. The board of equalization Tuesday looked over the assessments of White Bear, New Canada, McLean townships and part of the Seventh ward. The changes made were not of much im portance. The appointment of additional po licemen, which has been contemplated for some time, will not take place until after the new police stations have been constructed, and then thirty new pat rolmen will be assigned to duty. The Warren-Scharf Asphalt Paving Company of St. Louis yesterday filed a bond in the office of City Comptroller Roche for the paving of Summit ave nue. The work is to be completed by Nov. 17 next and the total amount of the contract is §95,500. Tuesday Lawrence Sokal appeared at the sheriff's office and reported that he had given §100 to a Bohemian, whose name he could not pronounce in Eng lish, to pay an installment on a lot he (Sokal) owns on Buffalo street, and that the fellow had skipped with the money. As he could give no definite description of the man, the officers were unable to aid him. The saloonkeepers of St. Paul are getting on their metal. They held a se cret session in Market hall Tuesday afternoon to consider ways sad means for resisting the Law and Order league. Nearly 300 saloonkeepers were present, and a campaign fund was raised by levying a tax of $4 per head on each one/ Tha were very close mouthed about what they did, but they wanted it understood that they meant business. Tuesday morning two policemen brought from West St. Paul a man named Gusi Reibling, who was violent ly insane. Reibling shrieked and swore in a dreadful manner. He was locked up in the county jail, where be grad ually became quiet during the day. The cause of bis insanity is supposed to be a love affair. At intervals during the day he cried out asking that "Let tie" come to him and wanting to know if she was going to leave him. He was examined before the probate judge Wed nesday. Reibling became violent Tues day night and attempted to dash his brains out against the iron bars of his cell. After much difficulty he was handcuffed' and sheckled, and a physi cian sent for, who gave him medicine which had a quieting effect. There was a quiet gathering of land leaguers in St. Paul Sunday and a con ference was held for the purpose of making arrangements for the national convention of the league to be held in Chicago next month. Several promi nent members of the order from other states were present, which lent the conference an air of importance. Among them was Alexander Sullivan* president of the National Land League. He came in from Chicago Saturday morning and returned the same even ing. He stopped at the Ryan hotel, but did not register. He was non-com mittal when interviewed by a reporter. Other members of the conference were silent. There were members from Da kota, Illinois, Iowa, Michigan and dif ferent parts of Minnesota. The members of the local organiza tions of the Irish Land League met in the Crusaders' hall on Sixth and Wa basha streets, on Friday, August 6, and elected the following list of delegates tb represent the Irish element in St. Paul at the Irish national convention, which convenes in Chicago Aug. 18, and remains in session two days: Bishop John Ireland, Father James Shanley, Michael Doran, Timothy Rear don, P. H. Kelly, M. J. O'Connor, Den nis Ryan, Patrick Keigher, J. J. Mc McCafferty, C. M. MacCarthy, F. Mar tin, William Dawson, Thomas Grace, C. J. McCarthy, Mark McEllistrem, M. Lyons, Lawrence Fahey, P. R. L. Hardenberg, William Delaney, D. W. Lawler, Matt Breen, J. G. Donelley, Patrick Egan, William O'Gorman, M. J1 Bell, J.J. Egan, Barney Ryan, W. L. Kelly and Patrick Hogan. The meeting then adjourned to meet Thurs day evening at 7:30. -J THE WORLD AT LARGE, Texas fever has appeared in Clark county, Mo. The President returned to Washing mgton Saturday. The $1 and $2 certificates will be ready in September. Senator Sabin is at Marblehead, Mass.,feeling quite well. Preparations are under way to en force the eleomargarine law. A national temperance camp-meet ing has begun at Oakland Park, 111. Secretary Bayard is mad because the House modified his Cutting resolution. The probable displacement of Col lector Hedden is discussed in New York. Between 5,000 and 6,000 Chicago The CJnited States steamer Essex, now at New York, will join the China squadron. At El Paso Saturday Cutting was convicted and given a $GOO fine and one year in jail. Charles Russell, of Cincinnati, found an 82 karat diamond in the streets, worth $100,000. The Davenport, la., Republican city primaries have endorsed S. J. Kirk wood for congress. P. T. Barnum has offered §20,000 for the skin of a sea serpent, seen off Rock port, Me., July 24. Stories are told of the fearful bru tality with which the insane are treated in the Indianapolis hospital. William Potts and George two coopers, successfully ran gara rapids in a cask Monday. Winnipeg wants a panorama of Fish Creek or Batouche. The lumber firm of Owen Bros., Hum bird, Wis., have failed. A band tournament will be held at Madison, Dakota, Sept 22 and 23. James Keeuan is appointed deputy collector of customs at Bismarck. The Standard Oil Company's well in the Black Hills continues to flow. Senator Sabin has adopted the two daughters of the late John B. Ray mond. Jerauld county, Dakota, farmers lost $10,000 worth of grain by not having binding twine. A lot of mail stolen between Rapid City and Chicago was found on a Ne braska farm. Lauren Dunlap, commissioner of immigration, will have his office at Bis marck hereafter. Change of Time of Wisconsin Central Chi cago Trains. Commencing Sunday, Aug. 8, the Chicago day express will leave Minne apolis at 12.05 m. and St. Paul at 12.40 p. m., instead of 1.45 p. m. and 2.20 as heretofore. The Chicago night express will leave at 8.20-p. m. from Minneapolis and 9.00 from St. Paul as heretofore, and will arrive in Chicago at 12.30 p. m. next day, making the time in sixteen hours. This train is the fastest train carry ing all classes of passengers between Minneapolis, St. Paul and Chicago, and is the best appointed train running be tween these cities. The Chicago train, heretofore arriv ing at St. Paul at 3.00 p. m. and Min neapolis at 3.40, will arrive at 3.50 p. m. in St. Paul and 4.30 p. m. Minne apolis. The arriving time of the morn ing train will remain unchanged, ,,•,.**• M,f£ Deo- pie attended a Socialist picnic yester day. It is reported that United States Minister to Mexico Jackson has re signed. Hazlitt. the Nia- The mill and grain house of Fleisch man's distillery, Cincinnati, were burned Monday night. The loss is $100,000. A full volunteer battery of two guns and 40 men has been organized at Gar den City, K.is., in view of possible hos tilities with Mexico. An eigliteen-year old boy in New York, who volunteered to drink all the whisky another could pay for, drank eleven glasses and died. Forty men have been searching the woods in the vicinity of New Holstein, Wis., for John Rolf, a grain "buyer who disappeared Thursday. N0RTHWESTERN NOTES. Fidder, Hughes county, Dakota, is a new postoffice. Hog cholera is giving trouble at Janesville, Wis. English Snobbery. :. Although we are sorry to learn of the treatment received by Nellie Grant in England, yet we hope it will be a warning to our American society belles who consider the blue-blooded aristocracy a great match in a matri monial alliance. Had Nellie Grant been more prudent and not carried away by the high sounding titles at tached to Sartoris, her condition would, in all probability, be one of peace and contentment. This is only an instance of the many unhappy marriages results ing from similar alliances, but we hope the day will come, when those con templating that important step, win THE IRISH STANDARD: SATURDAY, AUGUST 14,1886. Jf,' consider W3ll the shady and bright sides, omitting those accidental ap pendages which are too frequent only in name. Then we'will read of less misery in married life, and our courts will be free from the abominable prac tice of granting divorces. AN INDIAN SEER. The XjRterloni Gift Poasesaed by An OM1 St. Francoig Redskin. In reading the advertising columns, of any popular daily one can not but be surprised at the number of clairvoyants and other seers, who even in this age of skepticism find it profitable to advertise their powers. My experience with these gifted people is slight, but unique and worth relating. I was once traveling in northern Nebraska with a guide \*?ho knew the wilderness about us as a farm knows his fields. One night we went into camp by a small spring, where a partv of Indian*, had pitched their tent. Ihev were of the St. Fran cois tribe, and old acquaintances of my guide. One of them he pointed out to me as having received his Government annuity one hundred and seven years. If he had set his age at one hundred and seventy I should not have disputed it. He was a mere shadow of a mnn, dried and withered until he scarcely looked human. His head was bald and pol ished his face like dried rawhide. His name in English was Louis Coska, but his own people called him by a many-jointed name meaning one who can call the spirit out. I suppose West- er ern Indians calls such medicine men "What can you show me? Where can you send my soul?" I asked, curi ously, whew I had listened to a long ac count of his doings. He shook his head and chuckled and looked at me awhile, and then said: "May be you hain't got no soul. Well, I will see!" Supper was over by this time and the' fires dying down, but he pushed the charred ends together until they began to smolder but did not blaze. He di-! rected me where to stand and told rae to look into the fire. From a buckskin! bag swung around his neck he took bits of bark and gum and threw them into the embers, muttering all the tim* a sing-song sort of chant. His looks,! his motions, as he would bend nearer,.' nearer the fire as if to warm himself and then suddenly spring up to niorei than natural height, swinging! one foot and one hand alters nately, were so funny that I had to fix} my whole mind on the fire to avoid laughing. I will say that I thought hirni a humbug that he could have any! power over me I did not believe. As gazed the embers brightened. Fron? the bits of bark cast in there came whi|f« of perfume indescribably sweet, fol-j lowed by a stench, stifling and noisome! beyond compare. By this time thcj woods beyond the gleam of our fire was in darkness, and as I gazed the gloom} seemed to lift—to swing out like a cur-f tain. The coal upon which I gazed be*j came a flame around the flame then* was formed a crystal case, which, as ij looked, became a lamp chimney. The! old man screamed a final word, and! thrust me forward almost on to the fire/ Still gazing I saw this: A room, largoi1 and comfortably furnished, lit by a sin^ gle lamp. Lamplight and nrelightj gleamed on many articles known to mef of old, and beside the fire, with knit ting in her hand and Bible on her knee, sat my mother. Every feature was dis-] tinct. I noted the gray threads among) the locks once so blaclc. I saw that her. lips trembled and her eyes were wet.] It was of me she thought. It was my' absence that wether eyes with tears. Ij knew this in some undefined way, but ij knew it, and I bent nearer and nearer.. Suddenly her face became convulsed, her lips quivered. She raised her handsj toward Heaven. "Mybov!"she whig-? pered. "O my boy!" she murmured,! when, prestoi"as if the word had had! power to dissolve the charm, room,' lamp and mother all were gone, and I| was struggling in the arms of the guide, but for whose interference I should have fallen face foremost into the fire. Thej conjurer brought a dish of water and, flung it over "the coals, extinguishing them completely, and hobbled away to1, roost without a word in reply to myj questions, without even glancing in my direction, and when I rose in the morn ing after a troubled sleep their camp was deserted, and I never saw thwa again.—Cor. Kansas City Times, Minneapolis Produce. MINNEAPOLIS, AUR. 12. WHEAT—No 1 hard at 74c bid Sept. No 1 northern 71e bid for Sept. CORN—Sales light J58@40C. according to con dition. FLOUK—Minneapolis patents, in sacks, to local dealers,$4 70 :for shipme.otin SRcks.carlots, $4 30@4 4G 1nbarrels,$460gi4 70 delivered at New England points, $510@5 30 at New York points, $5 00@5 10 ryeflcur, pure, nominal at $1 75@2 per 100 lbs, and buckwheat, $4@5 per bbl. BRAN—Held at $8 25@8.50 in bujk. SHOETS—Bulk, 9 50@$1000. OATS—NO 2 white selling at 24@27c on track. The range of sample sales is from 23(3* 27C ot. RYE—Nominal at. 53@55c for Noa 2 and 8. BARLEY—Quiet at from 35@60c for N os 2 and 3 by sample. CORN MEAL—Coarse, city, 14 00@£i-t50, deliv ered in lots of a ton or more. MIXED FEED—Good southern quiet at 14 00 16 OOon track and to arrive city ground. $15 00© 16 00 for. choice, delivered in lots of a ton or more. HAY—Receipts moderate market steady and quiet prices steady choice sold at 3S 00@8 50 fair, steady, $400©6 00. OATMBAI—Steel cut, $2 35©S3 per half bbl. BnrnJR—In job lots: Fancy creamery, 15c extra firsts, 13@14c dairy, fancy,10@12c dairy, seconds, 8®10c dairy, thirds, 5@7e. packing stock, 4@5c: grease. 2®2V£c. CHEESE—Fancy full cream, 9©10c ftne full cream, 8@!»c part skims, 7@8c skims, 4©6e. DRESSED MEATS—Prices for well dressed: Eeef.hind qu's. 6%@8 Country dres'd.5 @6 Sides,citydre'd.5 @6! Country dres'd.^'/i®^ Fore quarters..3 @4 Veal, choice... 8 @10 Hams, city. 9@11 Ham9, country 7@ 8 Breakfast bacon.. 9@11 Shoulders &§> 6 Sides Mutton, city. 4@ 6 Dressed hog8..4K country..6@5V4 EGGS—Strictly fresh, ll'A to 12c. VEGETABLES—Offered by dealers: Cabbage, doz.... 25©60 Spinach, bu 80 Onions, bu $1 25-Lettuce ,10@15 Bermudas, bu .. 3.00iPieplant, lb 1 Onions, doz 10@15|Parsley 30 Dried peas, bu.. 1.25 Cucumbers, doz... 10 Horse raaish, lb. 2®3 Peas, bu 1.25 Radishes, doz... 10@15|Beans,bu 60 HIDES—Green veal kips,:8@9c green-salted calf,ll@12c green pelts. 74@1.00 green-salted, lb,7k@8& dry flint, lb, 12@13c dry-salted, 11® 12c bulls, stags, etc., off green,6J^@.7c. POTATOES—Sweet, Jersey, bbl, $4.50 new Irish, bbl, $200 old Irish,60®60c. WOOL— Fleece-washed medium, lb....—.. .28@24 Fleece-washed coarse s...20@23 Unwashed medium .17@19 Unwashed coarse 14@17 Tub-washed, good Tub-washed, coarse, poorly washed...... .20®23 Black, washed .»18@&) Black, unwstfhed .12@1# rK7 »7,WTrV^r'^ l«h •f faeryr ,i' »)Tt "il^""*ff fit J. F. McCarthy, Practical Well and Cistern Builder. WELLSDUG, DROVE, BORED and DRILLED. Artesian Wells A Specialty. Wholesale Dealer in Cowing & Gleauon PUMPS AND CYLINDERS. PUMPS, &A. u. s. tausjt CLAIMS. JLPLO-A.IDEI. G. W. SAWYER, Proprietor. Imported and Domestic WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS 48 THIRD STREET SOUTH. M. J. LALLY. T. F. LALLY LALLY BROS., IMPORTERS, Wholesale and Retail Dealers in LIQUORS AND CIGARS, 113 WASHINGTON AVE. SOUTH MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA. Branch house, corner Sibley ant' Seventh street st Paul. 7 .- t!\T/77fT^v wSf'Ww*iA POPULAR EDUCATOR! Opening Aug. 23, Closing Oct. 2. BETTER THAN A COLLEGE BETTER THAN A MUSEUM Better Than an Industrial School! More to see, more to hear, more to be learned than in a year spent in con tinuous travel. Everything specially prepared for the convenience of visitors, who will find a multitude of skilled exhibitors ready and anxious to show and explain the mysteries of all Arts, Trades and Sciences. THE CHEAPEST AND THE BEST! All railroads make the lowest rate of fare ever known for so long a period* in nearly all cases 2 CENTS PER MILE. No increase in the cost of board and lodging, a free directory of boarding places for the use of visitors. Only 25 cents admission to the Exposition and 10 cents to the largest Art Gallery ever seen in the West, including the most complete collection of casts from the an tique in the United States. Look at the dates on which the railroads sell cheap tickets: August 22. 23,. 24, 2fi, 20,31 September 1,2,3, 4, 7, 9,14,16,21, 23,28,30. All tickets good to return until the Monday following date of sale. The Mexican Band AND The Great Organ! Alone worth a journey of a thousand miles. If you want to know more about the Great Exposition, address "Secretary Minneapolis Exposition, Minneapolis Minn.," for a full line of printed matter and a handsome photo-lithograph. Established 1872. JOHN T. BARNUM, TRUNK MANUFACTURER, DEALER IK Traveling Bags, Dog Collars, Etc. Eepairing and Sample Work Specialties. 240 NICOLLET V., Mlnneapolis—Nlcoltet House Block NORTHWESTERN MARBLE WORKS. -EDWARD DONLIN.—— Manufacturer and Dealer Marble Granite Monuments, Gravestones, Cemetery Posts, Mtc. First Avenue South, Bet. 3d and 4th Streets, Minneapolis. s. J. MCCARTHY, MILL ANO MACHINE BLACKSMITH, MANUFACTURER OF Bridge Bolts, Trass Rods, Drilled Well Tools, WROUGHT IRON MATERIAL FOR BUILDINGS, All Kinds of Iron and Steel forging, ^SHEETING CAPS ALWAYS ON HAND. No. 506 and 508 Second Street South, MINNEAPOLIS, WINN, McCarthy & Courtney -DEALERS IN- AND IRON PIPES. Brass Goods and Men' Supplies. 109 Central Ave., Minneapolis. TELEPHONE CALL. 03-3. PENSIONS, BOUNTIES, And all other Government Claims suc cessfully prosecuted. Pension Vouch ers carefully executed. No fee until claim is allowed. OFFICE HOUTCS—9 to 12 a. m. 2 to 5 p.m. era r—T lo it' ion J. P. Courtney PRACTICAL Plumber Steam and GaB Fit ter. Estimteshroiskl On Application. Repairs Promptly Attended to. A. RflOBECK, SOLICITOR, 41 Wash. Av. S Minneapolis, Minn* Address corre spondence to P. O Box 620. A. P. McCARRON, Painter, House Painting, G*aininjr and TTfj Inornining o» short notice and ^asonub.e rates. 37 South Sixth Street, Minneapolis# FINE PHOTOGRAPHS o':'- CABINET PHOTOS. CO cv C2 $3.00 PER DOZEN. FINEST GALLERY IN NORTHWEST* I'i'r 1 i, iK. r» 4 ,r' -v a v'to