The Irish standard. [volume], September 04, 1886, Image 8

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'STANDARD" BREVITIES.
Give a man 10. centB for car fare and
he will take a schooner.
The man who cried, "Oh, for a lodge
in some vast wilderness!" must have
been an odd fellow.
A lawyer is frequently embarrassed
by facts, but rarely is he embarrassed
by the absence of facts,
Sometimes we vote a man a snob
simply because we suspect that he is a
smarter man than we are,
A grocer advertises, "something new
in coftee." "We arf glad that beans
have had their day, anyway.
The idea that fish is good brain food
has been exploded by the scientists,
Tne fact is that brains are usually born
in a man and not fed into him.
"Is there anything more excruciating
than the music of a Japanese tom-tom
orchestra?" asks a writer. Did you ever
hear the music of an English tom-tom
cat?"
i'Are cigarettes injurious?" demands
an excited exhange. As the cigarettes
are fast wiping out the masher popula
tion, we are inclined to believe that they
are not.
Is this a joke in a public document?
The agricultural department's crop re
port for July says: "Wheat is the sport
of speculators, while corn has seldom
been cornered."
A book on etiquette tells "how to tell
a man larger than yourself that he is a
rogue," The best way is to tell him
through the telephone^ and then go into
the country a few days.
4'And
how is the ozone?" inquired the
old lady in search of summer board
"Excellent, first-class," said the rather
puazled housekeeper "wo get it from
the city every day."
rMy dear." she said, "what is the
difference between ingenious and in
genuous?" "The difference between
and i, my love," he replied, and he
scratched his head for a diagram.
Some time ago a New York lady mar
ried a foreign count, who proved to bo a
financial impostor. That goes to show
there's a diffevence between marrying a
count nd account.
The Massachusetts Republicans who
met to discuss and indorse prohibition
ought to know without being told that
.iu this weather water is too warm to
drink, unless it has ice in it, and then it
ie dangerous.
A newly-converted reporter thus no­
DRESS GOODS
Wonderful Collection,
Stupendous Array
1)1 seasonably ami stylish fabrics from the
most ctiebmU looms of Europe
and America.
Bargains Unsurpassed
Standard and
Staple Goods/
TRICOTS I
SMnch all wool Tricots 44 cents.
33-inch nil wool Mixtures 50 cents.
54-ijieh all woo) Tricots
ri5
cema.
5Hneb all wool Tricots 84 cents.:
54-inch all wool Tricots 97 cents.
Bosfc KngHdh and French Tricots $3.50 to
gl.&S.
Dress Flannels.
ALL COLOIIS.
38-inch all wool Flannels S8 cents.
42-inch ft wool Flannel? 42 cents.
fvl-inob all wool Flannels 50 cents.
Eii-inch 5U wool Flannels 65 cents.
M-ineh all wool Flannels 75 cents.
64-ir.ch ali wool Flannels 90 cents.
iM-iuch
host all wool FJnnnoJs
$1.00.
Fancy Worsteds.
All qualities and designs.
63-inch all ivool Homespuns 45 cents.
54-inch Cheviot Cloths SO cents.
43-inch Etamine Caroel'3 Hair 65 cents.
rMnch Brocaded Camel's Hair 65 ccnts.
54-inch all wool 1'iagonals 65 cents.
54-inch Illuminated Camels" Cloth 65 cents.
54-inch Cfissiiuir Effects SI. 00.
Foreign Fabrics,
Superb assortment, of
Cashmeres. Empress Cloths,
Serges, Biarritz,
Diagonals, Brilliants,
Corkscrews, Pranelles,
Drap Almas, Beatrice,
Cordurettes, Melanges,
Armnresv
Black Goods.
Largest and coiapletest stock in the city.
Popular Fabrics.
In all conceivable styles, qualities and ef
fects, too numerous tomqntioriin
'f this hmited space.
INGRAM, OLSON & GO.
tices a minstrel troupe: "For those
who do not consider it a sin to witness
minstrel shows this entertainment will
furnish a pleasant relaxation' from re
vival meetings.'-
The hall of the House of Representa
tives is the coolest place in Washington.
It is refrigerated with drafts of air forced
through ice water, and the chamber is
only prevented from being chilly by the
heat of debate.
Policeman: Have yon a permit to
play here? Organ-grinder: No, but it
amuses the little ones so much. Police
man Then you will have the goodness
to accompany me. Organ-grinder:
Yery well, sir, what do you wish to
sing?
An intoxicated man was discovered
trying to hold himself up by clinging to
one of the upright iron street hydrants.
He said that he was only a little full and
thought that a .little lamp post would
serve his purpose as well as a full
grown one.
"And this is Frankfort-on-the-Main,"
said a traveller, musingly, as he paid
what he considered an exorbitant ho
tel bill in that city. 'It ought to be
rechriBtened." "What would you call
it?" asked the clerk. "Frankfort-on
the make."
"I don't put much faith in proverbs,"
said Brown to Jones. "For instance,
look at the oft-quoted one, 'A friend, in
need is a friend indeed.' Now most of
my experience with friends in need has
been that they wanted to borrow. Give
me a Mend that is not in need."
Aunt Jane (fr©m the country) Con
ductor, just let me out at Nathan Sikes,
house. Conductor I don't know Na
than Bikes. What street does he live
in Do you know Aunt Jane Well,
no, I don't. But I'm in no hurry. Just
drive your 'bus around town I'll know
the house when I see it.
"I'll engage you," said the theatre
manager to the actor in. search of a job,
"but times are hard just now and I can't
give you any Patti prices. How would
a $100 a "veek suit you "No, cully,"
said the actor, "that won't do at all.
That isn't enough. Say, see here!
Supposing you give me $10 a week and
pay it!"
"What," inquired the proud parent of
his particular graduate. ''What has
my daughter learned?" "All about the
affections of toy dear, John, dear father,"
was the reply, "and it was a very charm
ing study." "But what of Latin, and the
modern foreign languages'^" "Why,"
she said, ''there was no use for them.
He courted me in English."
DUST, DIRT AND
X3sra-K,-A.M, OLSON
ILKS1 VELVETS
No'.r occupy the raoal eligible unci con
spicuous ])lace in tire store. Bargains in
this department -will ho particularly at
tractive.
SPECIALTIES.
BLACK OliOS GRAMS.
23-inch pure Black S ilks at 75 cents,
GREAT LEAD Eli.
quality otTeved at 86 cents.
$1.25 quality oil'red at §1,
1.50 qualiry. .aood at that, i'or SI. 25.
Great barjr'uns "t ^-.50.
Our lines irom tliis price up will com
pare favorably with those of any house
west of Chicago.
Colored GrosGrains.
Superior 68 ccnt quality fit50 cents,
Grood 81 Silks at "5 cents.
Excellent $1.12% Silks at 8S cents.
Superb SI.25 ?ilks at $1.
In these lines our assortment of shades
and excellence ol' quality is unsurpassed.
Colored Rharizimers,
Co!ored Mervilfieux,
Colored Rhadames,
Colored Satin Surahs,
In the best shades adapted to the season
and lower figures than ever offered.
Plain Colored Satins.
At S5 cents, equal to any 50 cent uoods
in the city.
In other qualties as well we show an un
limited range of colorings to please.ali.
Brocaded Silks
Full range of shades to match our plain
Silks for combination.
Velvets.
All the best shades and nobbiest fancy
effects in stripes are found in stock, but
not at fancy up-town prices.
PLAIN and BLACK SILK VELVETS
In all qualities from 75 cents per yard up
wards. Prices uniformly below ail other
stores*
INGRAM, OLSON & GO.
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BRAN—Held at §7 35@7.50 iu bulk.
SKOKTS—Bulk, it 50@$1O25.
OATS—No 2 white selling1 at 24©27C ON
track. The range of sample sales is from 23®
27c- t.
RYE—Nominal at 53@55c for Nos 2 and 3.
BARLEY—Quiet at from 53@55e for Nos 2 and 3
by sample.
CORN MEAL—Coarse, city, 14 00(S$1450, deliv
ered iu lots of a ton or more.
MIXED FEED—Good southern quiet at 14 00
16 OOon track and to arrive city ground. $15 00®
It 25 for choice, delivered in iote of a, ton or
more.
HAY—Receipts moderate market steady and
quiet prices steady choicesoid at£9 00@950
fair, steady, $GOO@8 00.
OATMISAI/—Steel cut, $2 35@$3 per half bbl.
BUTTER—In job lots: Fancy creamery, 2le
extra firsts, 16@18c dairy, fancy,
16@18c dairy,
seconds, 14@15c dairy, thirds, S@9e. packing
stock, 4@5c grease. 2©2Kc.
DRESSED MEATS—Prices for well dressed:
Eeef.hindq\i'a.cyi@8 [Hams, city J)@ll
Country dres'd.5 @6 [Hams, country 7® 8
Sides,cjtydre'd.5 ©S'ii Breakfast bacon.. 9@.1I
Country dres'd.4 iShoulders 5® 6
Fore quarters..
S @4 I Sides
Yeal,choice....8 ©10 IMutton,city 4@ 5
Dressed lwg-s..4}4®4%jMutton, country.. o@5V'i
EGOS—Strictly fresh, 10 toll c.
VEGETABLES—Offered by dealers:
Cabbage, doz 25@80j8pinach, bu f»0
Onions,bu Spi 25Xettuce. 10@lf
Bermudas, bu .. 3.00'Pieplant, lb 1
Onions, doz 10@15iParsley 30
Dried peas, bu.. J."5|Cucuuibers. doz... 10
Horseraaisb, lb. 2@3 Peas, bu 1.2&
Radishes, doz... lO^lo'Beans, bu. 00
POTATOES—Sweet, Jersey, bbl, §4.50 new
Irish, bbl, 5200 old Irish,50®d0c per Ira.
Woor,—
Fleece-washed medium, lb 23©24
Fleece-washed coarse 20@28
Unwashed medium 17@19
Unwashed coarse 14©17
Tub-washed, good 24@2S
Tub-washed, coarse, poorly washed 20©28
Black, washed ..18©2O
Black, unwashed 12@16
Trimming Dap!
1'cpi.cto with all Freshest Noveliiei
for the Season.
Olienille Fringes,
Blacks, Colors and Oombination.
Black Chenille Fringes, :fet drop5,i'5c
Black Ch«nillo Fringes,
fancy jet, 85c
Black ChouiJle Fringej, Iridescent,
31.25.
Plain Chenille Fringes, blacks and
colors, !i0e.
Moss Trimm].ngs,
Plain Full Worsted Moss Fringe, 40c.
Fancy Moss Trimming's, loop cen
ters, COe.
Fancy Silk Trimmings loop cen
ters, 38c.
Fancy Moss Trimmings, Chenille,
loop centers. 75c.
Superb assortment of Black and
Fancy Moss Trimmings, at SI per
yard.
Fancy Silk, Moss Trimmings, Silk
Braid Centers, only SI.25.
Fancy Block Moss Trimmings, Fur
Edge, Gray Center at §1.
Beat! Trimmings.
BExVD ED^ES, Black and Fancy
Colors, .it 25c. 50c «"J 7.5c per yd.
BEAD BANDS,in lilack«ntl Fancy
Colors and Iridescent,
at 35o to vm
yard.
Gimp Ornaments.
In Black and Fancy Colors, at $1-75
to $3 per yard.
Braids.
Full lines of Braids in Hemiles,
Plain Mohairs, Bilk, Wool and Lat
tice. Braids in all colors.
Astrachan Braids at 22c per yard
and upwards.
Beaded Astrachan Braid, extreme
ly desirable, only 65c a yard,
OOPL2DS.
Silk Dress Cords, Lacing Coids,
Worsted Cords
for skirts in all colors.
Feather Trimmings.
Complete lines to match every and
all colors of Dress Goods at from 88c
to $1.25 per yard.
INGRAM, OLSON & GO.
OE3STXJI3STE
ONLY 25 CENTS A PAIR.
Two Hundred Dozen
All-Wool Scarlet Hose, Only 25c a Pair,
-AT THE—
BIG BOSTON
MINNEAPOLIS.
We advertise these bargains this early to give country visitors to the Expo
sition and State Fair a benetit.
3Ta.ll and. Winter
Suits, Overcoats, Fur Coats, Fur Caps, Fur Robes, all kinds of Hats, medium
and heavy Furnishing Goods,
AT PRICES THAT DEFY COMPETITORS
Minneapolis Produce.
MINNEAPOLIS, Sept. S.
WHEAT—No1hardat 74&e bid Sept.
Nol northern bid for Sept.
COKN—Sales light 3S@40C, according to con
dition.
FLOUR—Minneapolis patents, in sacks, to local
dealers,$4 0Q@4 70:tor
shipment in sacks.car lota.
J4 80@4 40 iubarroJf,§460@4 TOjdelivored at New
BUM]and points, 5 00(5:520 at New York points,
84 90@5 70 rye Hour, pure, nominal at jl 7o@.~
per 100lbs, and buckwheat, $4®5 per bbl.
DEBRIS
213 AM) 315 NICOIXET ATEMJE, WMEAPOLIS,
Have finally emerged from a terrible ordeal of shavings, and mortar, and pamt„ and general turmoil of carpenters, and plumbery and.
elevator men, and masons, and painters, and like the Phoenix, arising from its own ashes, appears the sun more resplendent than ever. We
now have got a store and are proud to say that we are better equipped to do business than anybody, and, aside from the wonderful attraction of
our LOW PRICES, our new environments will afford our customers and the public a positive pleasure to trade at our store. Our immense arid
superb new stock is being distributed among the various departments, and each is receiving its full quota of remarkable and astonishing bargains.
MILLINERY,
3i mat
Our myriads of customers have ai.
last norsuaded us to add this im
portant brauch to our business,
which want of room alone has thus
far deterred us from doing'. We
have the room now, and henceforth
the LADIES will be DELIVERED
from the THRALDOM of hig-h prices
exacted l'or these goods by venal
and unscrupulous competitors far
ther up the avenue.
Bargains in Straw
Hats.
Good Straw Hats, 35c :"uptown 50c.
Good Straw Hats, 50 and 75c up
town, 75c and S'l.
We have in stock the most
popular shapes for this season,
araontr which are ihe "Foisom."
"Larchmont." "Belmont," "Mel
rose," "Marquise," "Etelke," "LYN
dale," "Cranbrook," "Etelke Crau
brook," etc.
Choice Birds.
.. In all new designs and coloring,
BIEDS O* PAEADISE,
MEAKL''Biiffsa,
WATERFOWL.
DO^S,
IMPEONS,
And a thousand Others.
Ostrich Tips.
35c, 50c, 75c, and $1 and upwards.
Only a fair wholesale price.
Ornaments.
Ail the new designs in wood, jet,
steel and grilt.
Braids.
In endless variety to match all new
colorings.
Trimmed Hats & Bonnets
For Ladies and Children.
INGRAM, OLSON & GO.
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OCEAN PASSAGE,
$ 1 2
England
TO-
America.
This makes a rate of $34
through to St. Paul, all rail
from New York, and any one
wishing to send after family
or friends should apply at
oncet Office open to 8 o'clock
evenings. _____
A, E. JOHNSON & Co,
General Northwestern Agents.
Corner Third and Sibley Streets
ST. PAUL. MISTS'.
24
CLOAKS.
is so well established in this par
ticulav branch that it is unneces
sary to dwell at length on our ruaay
superior advantages here.
FAIL "STOCK
all complete, ready for inspection.
GREAT DRIVES
NEWMARKETS!
Plain Black, Single Breasted, in
verted pleats, only $2.50.
Invisible Checks, inverted pleats,
Astrachan collars and cuffs, §4.
All kinds and qualities upwards,
all very, very cheap.
Jii
Boncie Jackie, double plaits, metal
buttons, only
FineUoucle,doubioiw.fi sfced and double
plaits, only $5.
Imported Glace, double breasted, sn-x
faced jackets, §7.59.
Bouele Blegftnt Fur-lined Wrap3, worth
$13, only ST.
Bouele Wraps, Fur-trimmed and tails
all around, $10, worth S15.
Bouele wraps, jacket fitting,tight sleeves
silver hair trimmed, only $10 cheap at $15,
Seal Plush Cloaks
Upwards of 500 garments in stock. Larg
est assortment ever on exhibition in any
one house,embracing only the better class
of goods and honestly made. BEWAFEof
spurious, slop shopgarments. no good to
anybody. Market is full of them,
INGRAM, OLSON & CO.
Ojaais. JP.
ALL CLEARED AWAY
«it
The Largest in the West
Best Lighted, Largest Space,Great
est Stock to be seen at^where.
OUR PB.ESTIG-E
German-American Insurance Company of New York
Connecticut Fire Insurance Company of Hartford—
Orient Fire Insurance Company of Hartford—
JFireman's Insurance Company of Dayton
O.—Fidelity and Casualty of New York.
REPRESENTED BY
H. L. MOORE. H. E. BLAISDELL.
Moore & Blaisdell,
IsToteiries 3?-u.Tolio,
INSURANCE, REAL ESTATE AND LOANS.
Manufacturing, Commercial and [Residence Property ill City,
MINNESOTA, WISCONSIN AND DAKOTA FARMS.
Remember now is the time to invest in East Side property. We have the
largest list in the city.
MOORE & BLAISDEIi,
103 Central Avenue, MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.
BOOTS AND SHOES
AT
PRICES ALWAYS LOW.
Goods Warrantee! to Give Satisfaction, lie Sure to Call when Wanting Foot
wear Before Purchasing Elsewhere,
250 3STIOOLLET AVE.
INNEAPOLIS PROVISION COMPAQ
Beef and Pork Packers and Genera! Provision Dealers
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL.
Market men,wholesale and retail grocers, botfcl, family and lumber camp supplies
and 26 South First Street« MINNEAPOLIS, MINN.
NORTHWESTERN MARBLE WORKS
EDWARD DONLIN,
Manufacturer and Dealer in
Marble Granite Monuments,
Gravestones, Cemetery Posts* JEte.
First Avenue South, Bet. 3d and 4th Streets, Minneapolis,
Stevens
FURNITURE AND OFFICE DESKS,
1A AND 16 SOUTH FIFTH STIIFMT,
NEAR THE WEST HOTEL, MINNEAPOLIS. 'MINj/.
Hosiery Deparim'tiWoolffl Goods
Department
JTEW LOCATION M0BE SPAO'E
LABGER STOCK I
Better prepared to serve the multi
tude than ever before. Starting
on the autumnal course with
LADIES' HOSE.
Full linos of CASHMERE HOSE in
blacks and colors, .starting av 25 cents per
pair and running up to §1.
Western Knit Ho so, excellent assort
ment, e.vtra heavy goods at 85c, 50c and
60c per pair.
Fleece Lined Hose—Extra large lines in
blacks and colors.
CHILDHBN'8 HOSM.
Comi)lete stock of Cashmere Hose, from
•i'/s to 8 inches, in black and colors, all
prices.
Klb&t-d Cashrnerc Rose, 5 to W% inches,
in black and colors.
Children's Ribbed Black Cashmere Hose,
double kneee, to Hyi inches, various
prices.
INFANTS' HOSE,
All Qualities and colors.
For fall. A more compete line was never
before shown, and notwthJrfiaijSjn tifi
marked advance in all lines of all-wool
goods, we will maintain our former uni
formly
Qualities and Prices Always Guar
anteed.
INGRAM, OLSON & GO.
'If
Son,
fs equipped with complete linos of goods
suitable to the soafion. This De
partment is
Greatly Enlarged,
Ana the popularity which all our other
departments have won will now be
extended to this.
WHITE DORMETTS,
From the Cheapest to the Best,.
WHITE ALL-WOOL PLANKIUL.S,
... Ail widths and qualities.
WHITE SHA KICK FLANNELS,
SCARLET,
PLAIN SCARLETS,
All widths and quaiitfea.-
TIVILLJID FT. CAW LETS, all grades.
SmiiTING PLANNELS,
All the best known Western and Eastern
makes.
SKIKTING- FLANNELS,
All grades and Btyles.
EIDERDOWNS
Will be more sought after than ever, and"
we have all grades and all styles to showv
JERSEY FLANNELS,
Plain and stripes—all ualities,
&EPELLANTS,
Cassimers, Jeans, Cloakiugs.
ASTKACHANS,
In stripes and Plains for
trimming in colors and blacks-
Kid Gloves
The best 50c four-button -jiovrc-s in
Half Donar*
COl°r8
and
blaoka'
for a
ta Elaote
»fss^s°ac.Fren,h
KM
Undressed Kid Gloves from
X^ i!1'65-Per pair, best goods at. the
price in the city,
VDI Z,I
v,j L'tfa
INGRAM,, OLSON & CO