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I LOVE'S FURLOUGH PROVES A WINNER Proof That Dreams Sometimes Reach to the Reality. By IZOLA FORRESTER. "It's only to be absolutely sure." Suzanne did not look at him as she spoke. It was far too hazardous. But Don was taking it very calmly. He regarded her with, unblinking eyes from his perch on the veranda rail. "But we stay engaged?" "Oh, yes," Suzanne assented, cheer fully. "I Suzanne pursed her pretty lips re provingly. "Sometimes you seem like a big, overgrown• cub, Don you do, really. Mr. Janeway is a perfect stranger to me—" "Blanche. has been writing to you for a month to come and meet her brother. Don't I know?" "Well—I'm going," smiled Suzanne. "And you may do Just what you please about It." "May I?" Don asked grimly, with a swift safe glance at her." I'll re "Well—I'm Going." mind you of that when you come back." "Don't be too rash, or maybe 1 won't come back." "Ah, Sue, don't say that?" But Suzanne merely laughed, and rose from the deep arm chair. She knew perfectly well how charming she was, and how she held Don Hamilton's heart on her own pink palm. And the very surety had begun to bore her. It had been unfortunate, their falling in love so soon, at the beginning of the summer season, and now at early fall. It seemed an old story. Blanche had succeeded In arousing her curiosity over her wonderful ex plorer brother. Don had never ex plored any unknown territory except her own heart. She would go down to Tressac Island and see this celeb rity, and witheut Don. And she went The whole island was owned by the Janeways. It lay like a beautiful green emerald far out In the lake. Aft er the excitement and restless life at the seashore resort Suzanne found it folding a spell of enchantment about her, the peace and dreamy langor that hung over the entire place. It was the fifth day. She had writ ten one letter to Don—one only. Was not love on a furlough? And not a word had she heard in reply. It was queer of Don to act that way. He had no perspective on life, she told her (elf. Carl Janeway was keen on per spectives. "We can never hold the reality in our grasp, try as we will," he told her. "Do we not ever reach for the dream?" "I suppose we do," Suzanne assent ed, faintly, but she remembered un easily how tangible had been the real ization of Don's dream. She did not meet Jaheway's glance. They were lust landing after the dally sunset canoe trip. She watched him now, as he lifted the canoe as easily as an Indian guide. He was like an Indian, too, In his tall, lithe build, black hair, ud odd, dark eyea that never seemed to close. Blanche had said he was In feresting. Suzanne found him more than that. Vaguely, he fascinated her. She loved to sit in the canoe, gath ering water lilies on a lake that had turned to sold and amethyst and ruhy fflwssl!8! Wm%V don't mind, do you? It's only to—to test our feelings, Don. Don't you understand? I'm going with the Janeways for a week, and you may stay hero and fish or sail do Just what you like." "So generous of you," murmured Don. "Why not? I want you to be hap py." "Yes, you do? You know I can't be happy- without you." "We don't know for sure, yet." Su zanne was very firm, but gentle. She felt sorry for Don, but when it came to a serious Question like this, she felt It far better to put it to the test. "II Isn't as if we were breaking the en gagement, Don, dear. It's Just a sort of furlough, don't you see? We'll kees It a secret and both be free to do as we please. "Which mean3 you'll trot all ovei Tressac Island with Carl Janeway." "You are at perfect liberty to do the came with any girl here." "But that's the ruh, Sue. You know I don't give a rap about any other girl here, and you want a chance to try out Janeway." red under the sunset splendor, urn ening to his tales of a world-wide quest. That was what he called it, a quest after fortune. Blanche had tak en pains to tell her he had found it. "When are you leaving Tressac, Gray Eyes," he asked suddenly. "Saturday." She waited while he hid the canoe under the trees. It was twilight now. A faint breeze etole over the lake, perfume laden. Up at the lodge they were lighting the long Chinese lan terns around the porch. And sud denly, without warning, Janeway's arms closed about her. "But you will not go—not now. You know the same as I do that this is the end of the quest." Swiftly, recklessly, Suzanne's palm struck out and cuffed the famous ex plorer's nearest ear even while she evaded his lips. And then, picking up her skirt, she ran straight for the shelter of the lantern's glow. "I'm going tomorrow, Blanche," she exclaimed, finding her hostess alone there. "Oh, so soon, dear why? Here's a letter for you, anyway. From the shore, too!" Suzanne read it through once,' twice. Every word sank deep into her conscience. It was from Don. "I think you had better stay longer. I am going up to Canada with the Wheatons in their car. The day you left I took a wrong header in diving and struck my shoulder. Lucky it wasn't the neck, eh? Have been laid up ever since. Head grazed a rock, too." "Blanche, I am going now, tonight Don's badly hurt. I'm sorry, but I must go." "Don?" Then Suzanne raised her head and for the first time publicly announced her engagement. Back there under the pines, when another man's arms had closed about her, she had found out what Don Hamilton's love meant to her. "So you see I must go," she added, hurriedly. "Aunt Isabel is there at the hotel, but he will want me. And —and—I don't want him to try to go on this motor trip." "But I thought you liked Carl, dear?" "Did you?" Suzanne laid her arms around the- other girl's shoulders. "Blanche, you know what funny peo ple we women are, don't you? I didn't know until tonight which one I cared for, but now I do, and I want to get back to Don Just as soon as the boat will take me." "There's a train at 8:18 and you can catch the ferry over in 15 minutes. Don't talk, Sue, Just rush. I know how you feel." Don Hamilton opened his eyes wide ly at the vision that stood by his ham mock beside Aunt Isabel's portly one. It was Suzanne, a long motoring cloak thrown back, showing her still in her brown khaki suit. "Don't hug him too hard, child.. He's all bandaged," protested Aunt Isabel, but Don did not mind the pain. He only heard her voice In his ear. (Copyright, 1912, by Associated Literary Press.) SOURCE OF HIS INSPIRATION Not From Qreat Singer In Naples, but From Phonograph Came the Fa mous Tune. Once there was to be a Salamis that should make it doubtful, when the name was heard, whether it was the mother city that was meant or its daughter In another land. So today when an Italian boy or girl appears In Boston schools, it is uncertain wheth er the child halls from the Italy o! the Caesars or from "Little Italy" down round North Square. The au thor of "Panama," a recent book re lating to the isthmus, found the same question arising in the Canal Zone. While we were stuck on a mud bank, fighting mosquitoes, an incident occurred that ilustrates how pervers ive is progress. One of the deck hands who looked like an Italian was enlivening his Job by stitching a patch on a pair of overalls by singing the duke's song from "Rlgoletto." And he sang it well. He had a rich bary tone. His voice evidently had not been trained, but he sang true. Sit ting there on a dry-goods case, beat ing time against it with his bare heels, he threw into his singing a large measure of the airy nonchalance, the very spirit of the song, 'that is so often lacking in the performance ot professionals. "Now listen to that," the captain said. "That's the real Latin for you. Music born in him. I don't suppose he can read or write. But once, when he was a little shaver, back in Italy, his father took him to the opera In Naples, and he heard some great art 1st sing that. And he remembers it still sings it down here in the Jun gle, without any accompaniment but his heels, a lot better than an Eng lish or an American university man could sing it with an orchestra." "Let's get him to tell us about it," I suggested. The captain called him up, and ask ed him where he was born. "New York," he said. "Mulberry street?" I asked. "Sure." "Where did you learn that song?" "Oh, that? That's a Caruso song. 1 learned it out of a phonograph."— Youth's Companion. One of Nature's Freaks. The village of Villarlmboud, Swit zerland, were awakened during a thunderstorm one night recently by the violent pealing of the church bells. Going out, they found part of the church had been wrecked by light ning. The bells, however, were till In position and, whether owing to an electric current or a fitful wind, they continued to ring till daybreak. FATHER'S SCALES AN AID TO UTTLE CUPID How the Housekeeper Success-! fully Engineered Love Affair. By J. T. GRfeENLEAF. "Did you get any satisfaction about our marriage out of father this morn-j ing, Paul?" Brownie Weston asked her lover aB they were pacing the broad piazza of the Weston home in the April dusk. "Yes and no," answered the young man. "He said: 'When I'm in danger of going to Jail on account of my' sharp practices or some woman ropes me into marrying her, you may have Brownie.'" "That's father all over," she laughed. "How he does enjoy a war )f wits, especially with you! Let's think about It, for I don't believe it's i' wholly idle speech. Tell me some thing else that has happened today vlth you." "Absolutely a gray blank In every espect. We've been hauling potatoes 10 the car for him to ship—but yes, here was one little thing that was in ieresting. Widow Ailcins brought !wo bushels of the tubers, and when weighed the outfit again it fell thort 60 pounds, showing one bushel inly." "That's queer," the girl flashed. 'What did you do?" "Registered it for two bushels and [ave her a credit slip accordingly." "Then his scales are wrong," irownie cried. "If they are, he doesn't know it. tie's the most obstinate, cantanker lur, old—" "Sh—sh—" the girl ordered, lay ng a slim, brown hand over the farmer's mouth, "you mustn't speak that derogatory way of your future father-in-law!" "A—a—mighty long way In the fu :ure," sputtered Paul, getting the ob struction to free sueech in his hand is he went on "but even then he's honest and square." "I'm glad you think so, but I know tilm better than you do, and there's more in it than shows," she pursued. "Tomorrow, every load you bring :o him, you weigh at home and then "Your—Your Scales, Mr. Weston." weigh back the crates on your own scales and tell me about It when you come over in the evening." "That's silly, darling," Paul de clared. "If there's an inaccuracy he doesn't know it, and if it should turn put that he does, you and I couldn't catch him. I know there isn't. He's honest." "You mind me, Paulsip," the daugh ter of Hiram Weston ordered, "for there's something doing, I know." This reminder of Weston's own spirit was enforced by something that topped the young man's mouth. The following morning a solid bit pf humanity, Hannah Arbuthnot, queenly, even in her dark blue calico dress said to Brownie: "What's the matter with my baby?" "Nothing new, dearie," replied the girl. "Just the old story—father won't let me marry Paul. He keps Jolly ing us along. You know what a dear, trying mischievous old angel he is!" "What's he done now?" asked the bousekeper, hitching her portly self up on the broad kitchen table and gathering Brownie in her strong arms. A few words told the latest devel opments and then Hannah solilo quized: "He said that, did he? You leave bim to me. We'll see what your old maid foster-mother can do for her baby. He wanted to marry me once, you know." "When Weston drove in, tired, wet and muddy, that evening, Hannah caught a lantern and slipped out to the barn, saying as she closed the door: "You give him his supper, little girl." Toward the end of the satisfying meal, Weston remarked with his eyes taking in the beauty of the girl: "You remind me so much of your mother. Brownie!" "That's a great compliment, father, for they say she was a handsome woman." "She certainly was," he agreed "but what's Hannah up to, taking csre of old Kitty for me and all? She hasn't heard of my proposition to that slow, good boy lover of yours, has she?" «,*r ?,'" TT W THE IRISH STANDARD, SATURDAY, AUGUST 17, 1912. "What would she try to do if she had?" "She might think I'd ask her to marry me, especially if you two got your heads together to beat an old man," he chuckled. "But I'll never do that twice to the same woman!" A ilght step on the porch took the girl to the door, and Paul waB ush erd into the parlor. "Well, what about the weights?" asked the little lady at once. "Each load was about 60 pounds short but he don't know it, I'm sure," was the report. "All right," she responded, with her eyes dancing with mischief. "I'll, call him in and you tell him." "I? I? Tell your father! I'd! rather face a locomotive!" he ex-j claimed. "But don't you think he ought to know it?" "Why—yes. He certainly—" he stammered, as she called out through "I—I thought you ought to know it, Blr," Paul babbited. Then he told his story." J, "But I'm sure you didn't know It," he added. ,J .'4 "And ypu and ]Brownie aren't in tending .to use it "in, response to my proposition of yesterday?" "Oh, no, sir. That'wouldn't be fair unless you knew it. You're honest, sir." "Well, sir, I did know it," said Weston, handing Erownie the round, iron disk that represents 300 pounds as a weight. "Turn it over, Kitten. See that little wad of lead. That made the overweight that Paul found. I used it on his own outfit and the widow's, to see how far he was watching his own Interest." "Then inay I have Brownie?" gasped Paul. "Not much," cried Weston, "I'm In no danger of going to Jail for sharp practices, am I?" "May I say a word or two?" de murely asked Hannah. "Sure," assented Weston, "I'm In the hands of the Philistines, but I'm too much for the whole of you." "Please read that," said Hannah passing an old letter to Brownie. 1 the open door into the dining room: "Father, Paul and I don't agree about a matter and we want your ad-1 vice. Hannah, you better come, too!" "What Is It all about?" Weston asked, going directly to Paul, who was as white as tnarble, IIjs and hands in a tremor. As the reply was slow in- coming,. there was a second demand: "Out with It!" "Your—your—scales. Mr. Weston, are wrong, .but I. don't—" "My scales wrong?" the older man burst out. •'Why you young—you young—and tight In my own house After a minute of scanning the missive the girl said: "This is a proposal of marriage "'"from Hiram Weston to Hannah Arbuthnot, dated six years ago. Its concluding sen tence provides that the offer holds good for ten years, as an evidence of good faith." Looking Westonv:Bquarely In his eyes, Hannah declared: "And now I accept!" Gathering the refeal figure In his arms and looking at Paul and Brownie over the shapely.. shoulder, Weston cried: "Roped! By thunder!" (Copyright, 1912, by Associated Literary Press.) N0T HIS TIME FOR REVENGE! Circumstances Seemed Favorable fo* the Moment, but the Luck Would Not Hold. Aboard the great ship the silence of despair reigned. She had struck on an uncharted reef, and, owing to the heavy sea, the boats had either been stove in against the ship's side or swamped in the attempt to lower. A stalwart passenger stole up to the captain's side. "Do you think, sir," he asked, "that there is the slightest chance of our being saved?" "Look here," s:iid the skipper, in tones of disgust, "that's the Bixth time you've asked me that question. Why, you great lubberly brute, I believe you're the biggest coward aboard!" "S—sh! No, I'm not," protested the burly one. "But, look here. You see that old duffer standing by the rail? Well, he's my rich uncle, and all my life I 've had to put up with his cussed cantankerousness. But If the ship's going down, and there's no hope, I'd like time to give him one good, sound kick to square the little account I owe him!" Just then a rescue ship appeared on the scene and above the joyful shout the raucous voice of the old man by the rail was heard, commanding his dutiful nephew to fetch Ills hot water bottle from hla water-logged state •oom. Carnegie Institute. The Carnegie institute, Washington, was founded by Mr. Andrew Carnegie January 28, 1902, when he gave the board of trustees the sum of $10,000, 000 in registered bonds, yielding 5 per cent, annual interest. He stated, in general terms, that his purpose was to "found In the city of Washington an institution which, with the co operation of Institutions now or here after established, there or elsewhere, shall In the broadest and most liberal manner encourage! investigation, re search and discovery, show the appli cation of knowledge to the improve ment of mankind, land provide such buildings, laboratories, books and ap paratus as may be needed." Mr. Car negie added $2,000,900 to his gift in IB07. HNDER APPLE TREE IN OLD ORCHARD trespasser Was Not One of the "Seven Sleepers." By CATHERINE COOPE. Joan sped down through the riot of flowers to the foot of the garden path there, she stopped to catch her breath before continuing on through the hawthorn lanes that led to the fruit orchard. Her wide garden hat had slipped from its nest of spun gold ringlets and her heart beat joy ously with the pulse of spring. She stood for a moment poised un der the old ivy-covered arch that ad mitted her to the orchard and drew in long breaths of delight. The great I gnarled trees were weighted with blossoms and the air was heavy with the sweetness of their perfume. Joan made a swift dart and with the agility of a squirrel climbed .into the topmost branches of her favorite tree.- There sho sighed happily, then laughed at the shower of pink and white petals that her Rscent brought down. "Now I am monarch of all I sur vey," she told herself gleefully, and settled herself in the secure seat the gardener had made for her. Because their orchard was only a sixteenth part of the original orchard that had been the pride of the one time Lamberth estate, it was not walled in, hut merely inclosed by hawthorn hedges. Joan regretted that necessity had called for a divi sion of the property, yet she rejoiced that the lot which her grandmother had purchased possessed the most beautiful tree In the entire orchard. She gazed out over the vista of pink and white, and from her high perch could see the various winding lanes that divided the properties. Suddenly she leaned forward, her eyes focused upon a figure that was moving about among the private gar dens. "lie must be trospassing," was Joan's mental comment. "I have nev er seen him before." She watched him intently, half out of feminine Interest for a masculine person and half because of the pe- "Now I Am Monarch of All I Survey." Millar actions of the man. He stood quite still for moments at a time, np parently gazing at the wonder of the orchard, but suddenly ho would dart toward a specific t.reo and make nu merous circuits about its base. Joan began to fear for his sanity and for her own safety. Certainly his actions were not those of an evenly balanced man. She felt rea sonably sure that neither an insane nor a sane man would catch sight of her In her bower of thick foliage, but her heart beat rapidly. "You never can tell," she told her self "what, any man in likely to see." With considerable trepidation she watched the man drawing gradually nearer and nearer to her retreat. Would ho or would he not. venture within her grandmother's private or chard? Joan felt reasonably sure now that the trespasser was mentally un balanced. "Ho is coming In!" Joan caught a sharp breath and drew up into the branches of her tre He seemed to catch sight of the great tree the moment he stood within the arch and made straight for it. As he camo forward, Joan again drew a quick .breath. The man was undoubtedly 'good to look at and Ills shoulders were big and broad. He had taken off his cap and the sun shone on a head of thick, red-brown lialr. Joan's .grandmother had a miniature of a man with Just such a head of hair. The girl In the tree-top sighed, partly because she felt a strong de sire to drop twigs down on the good looking young fellow whose wander ings had brought him Into her garden. "But I do not dare," she told her self and realized that her fear of the man had vanished. "I suppose his eyes are brown," Joan decided. She leaned forward cautiously and watch ed him prowling about the foot of the tree. Suddenly he threw himself down on the wide bench that encircled the tree. "Discovered!" she heard him mut ter, and peered down to see him draw a great knife from his pocket. He brandiished it about and the blood in Joan's veins stood still. He opened the evil-looking blade and ran his finger along 1|. Joan gripped the branches to keep from tumbling head long out ot th* tree. The man was silent for a moment, then he began very calmly to carve his Initials in the bark of the tree. The blood In Joan's veins took up Its course and she drew a long breath of relief. "Rather nervy, however," she com mented, forgetting that her grand mother abominated slang. lshed hlB knife to his pocket and caBt a glance about the orchard. Seeing no one about, ho threw himself full length on the soft turf and prepared for a nap. "1 certainly hope ho Is not one ot the seven sleepers," Joan thought petulantly, "my left foot Is already asleep—Oh-h!" She uttered a half cry and tried to drag her foot from the crutch of the branch Into which she had pressed it. The young man below blinked his eyes In the sunlight, then sat bolt up right. His eyes, blue as the summer sky, gazed up Into the branches of the tree as If an apparition had suddenly appeared. "My foot 1b caught," cried Joan, ac cusingly, "and you did it!" "I!" The man's breathless ejacula tion brought the color to Joan's cheeks. Slio frowned. "Besides," he continued, "you have |!av6n,t been trespassing for the last half ^aTf eyes, as if he were glad that he had "V'8 been watched for so long a time. Joan blushed furiously at herself, then re- treated behind a mnsk of light fab rication. "I suppose you were going I to take some of the apple blossoms for a wedding or something—so I kept my eyo on you," sko finished, lamely. "Not both eves?" he questioned, with a merry look. He was suddenly serious. "But this is not getting' your foot ojit. of tho branches of my grandfather's tree." He climbed up with a quick movement and placed himself hesido hor before Joan could gasp Indignantly: "Your grandfather's tree, Indeed! It Is my very own grandmother's tree and she did all her courting under It on that very branch." Joan Informed the young man's back, "but she didn't marry the man." lie turned about, having extricated her ankle from tho crutch and gazed back at her. "In that case," ho Informed her, "it was your grandmother who Jilted my grandfather because he lost all his money and had to sell the Lambreth estate." "She did no such thing," retorted Joan. "She gazes at his mlnature every day in this world." She cast a quick glance nt him. "I know now," she exclaimed, "you look exactly like that miniature." "My grandfather was very hand some," laughed young Lambreth then growing. serious again, he con tinued: "When he sent me to England ho told me very particularly to loolt for tills tree, which he said born the best apples in the whole orchard, al so to look closely to see his Initials carved with those of tho only girl he ever loved." "When the estate was cut up Into building lots," said .Toan, taking up tho thread of tho story, "rny grand mother made a bid for this especial piece because it. had that, tree on It." "I have carved my initials on it," said l.ambreth, "and they look a bit lonesome." His eyes met her appeal Ingly. "Wo will go In now and have tea and a proper Introduction from my grandmother, and after that we will discuss whose Initials would look well entwined with yours." "That discussion will bo short. Come," he said, "give me your hands —I want, to help you down from the apple blossoms." (Copyright, 1912. by Associated Literary Press.) WOULD RETAIN ART TREASURE English Antiquarians Up In Arms at Americans the famous carved stair- house, Hlghgate Hill, a line seven- toenth century mansion, presented, ac cording to tradition, by Cromwell to Ills eldest daughter Bridget. Cromwell house Is a red brick house faced with stone. A boundary stone In tho adjoining wall bears the date of 1614, and this is generally ncceptod as tho year of Its construc tion. The house was occupied at one time by General Ireton, Cromwell's son-in-law, and it Is suggested that It formed part of the dowry of Cromwell's eldest daughter Bridget. The whole of the Internal ornaments bear evidence of military occupancy. Unfortunately the greater portion of the drawing room celling was de stroyed by fire nearly a century ago, but some exquisite woodwork haa been revealed during recent renova tion. The main staircase, which is the Immediate subject of concern, is of handsome proportions, and bears at Its various corners beautifully carved figures of soldiers of the common wealth period. The handrail Is of dis tinctive molding, whilst the balus trades are rich with cleverly executed devices emblematic of warfare. Hand somely carved oak pendants appear »t Intervals above the staircase. His Catch. A man with a fishing pole sat on the river bank near the Atchison wa terworks intake. "How many have you caught?" some -one asked him. "When I get another I'll have one," to recital.-—Kansas Clt* OPERATION SAVED MIND MAN LBARN8 HAMK AFTER POUIfc TEBN BLANK YVAM. Evidently the young man had fin-1 Condition Due to Attaok of Toughs carving for he returned his and Being Shanghaied' so over Ing Memory of Former Days, H« Forgets Former Life. New York.—8. Chandler Rogers, who wae beaten by toughs, thrown In to the Hudson river and shanghaied by a British sailing ship on the night of May 10, 180T, and who spent the next fourteen years of his life with out the slightest recollection of whom he was or what he had done before he waa injured, came here from S» attle the other day to search for hli sister. His mind was cleared last Oo tober after surgeons in Seattle bad removed a fragment of bone that was preBBlng on his brain. Rogers, who is now thirty-one yean old, told his story to a reporter. "My principal business In life" h« sand, "now is to find the sister "at Boen/°[ J"-"1* ,n a c,ty at Klghth 8trpet- annoylng hlni Prospect of Loss of Crom- Pr)v |deI10e well Staircase. lhe London antiquarians are up in arma ,ho operation was performed, which against a proposal to sell to wealthy case in what is known as Cromwell's I Star. '3! 16 rea8°n bel'e™ jlour Bridgeport, Ct., and I am going there A slow smile dawned in the man's "'norr™- but I hope not. After 1 was cv«rJrthlng that she Is in Mrs. Michael Roy who Br,dSPort, has Identified, I am Ph°°K™ph of me as that of I b^er:_Maybe mistaken, derated on in Set tie I had been doing for four- ,een years was wlPed membered boeu out and 1 r®* who I was and what I had doing before I was hurt In thla nvenue and Sixteenth 1 remembered that my right name was 8. Chandler Rogers and that, my home was in New York, al though they told me at the Seattle hospital that I had been known as George Kelly for many years. "1 was a newBboy In New York and later a messenger boy. Once in a while I got a chance to box In the aters and made a little money. On May 1, 1897, I got a day off from my work and that evening with a friend and two girls I went to a show. Aft er the show I took my girl home and then started for bed, but at Eighth avenue and Sixteenth street three men stopped me. It was pretty dark and I couldn't see their faces. One of them asked me for a match. I told him I wasn't a mutch factory, and he made a pass at me. I tried to hit him with brass knuckles I was wearing, but another of tho three slugged me with a blackjaok. "When I came to I was trying to keep afloat In the Hudson, swimming desperately and nearly blind from the pain and shock of ray hurts. I man aged to catch hold of a piece of piling and screamed for help. That's all I recall definitely. I have been told by the doctors that I revealed to them alter the operation In Seattle that I was shanghaied that night by a Brit ish ship, that I was badly hurt by the mate and that I had all sorts of ad ventures in the next fourteen years tinder the name of George Kelly. I supposo they are right, but I can't re member what I did as Kelly. "There's a young woman out In Se attle who says that I am married to hor. If that Is true she Is In a mean sort of position. She married me as Kelly and I have shed the name and personally of Kelly forever." Rogers' Identity was established by li curious circumstance. As George Kelly ho was living last October at Fort Blakely and working in a lum ber mill. On the evening of Tuesday, October 10th, Rogers—or Kelly—left homo for a trip to Mill Town. He hadn't been feeling well and his wife was worried about him. After order ing groceries at. a Port Blakely storo, he disappeared. Three days later be was found naked in a forest near Port Blakely crawling on bis hands and a a a a was taken to the hospltllI ln Sefttti8 an WM doctors found, unable to speak co herently or to see. On October 15th, relfevc(J pres8ure on hls brBl0i re fitored the poTver o{ BIwech an(J the nbllIty to BOC M1 wh ,ch gave hlro back a]go hlg former Wentlty HAS A USE FOR OLD MAIDS John Burns Would Make Untaarrled Women Take a Poor Law Child to Board. London.—Replying to parliamentary critics of his administration of the poor law achooU, John Burns, Presi dent of the Local Government Board, declared that every old maid in Eng land who owns more than two cats or more than one dog should be com pelled to take a child from the poor house. He maintained that his policy of removing the children from the poorhouse to the care of private fam 11 es had proven markedly successful. Referring to the children who have been boarded out Mr. Burns said: "Increasingly both rich and poor are adopting poor law children. If I had my way I would make it oompulsory (or all women who keep more than two cats and one dog to have a poor law child on which to divert some of the cash and a good deal of the wasted lentlment which many people put upon animals to an extent which la absurd." 1,500 Tons of Hay in One Pile. Wapato, Wash.—The largest pile of baled hay ever put up on the reserva tion is to be seen on the Wapato ranch, two miles northwest of this city. Thla pile contains 1^18 tons, or lOtMl