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fl 4&* tfj' 111 II Mm Ringing Koises in lie ears, sometitaes a roaring, buss zins sound, or snapping like the report of al pLuol, aro causod fay catarrh, that exceedingly disagreeable and very common disease. Losd smell or hearing also results from catarrh. Hood's Sarsaparilla, tho great blood purifier, is a peculiarly successful remedy for t.hid ^.disease, which it cures by purifying thd 1\'|rblood. If you suffer from catarrh, try1 Hood's Sarsaparilla fhe Best—in fact the One True Blood l»arlfler, HnnH1c faille are the best after-dinner I1UUU fills pills, cure headache. 26a Comfort* of the Guests. The night-table is_the autocrat of the guest chamber. Upon it one should find a little frame containing a card giving hours of meals, mail (hours, etc., a candle with its match box, a cracker -or biscuit jar with a dainty collection of crackers, and a jug of water. No room is habitable without the com panionship of books, and no room is comfortable without a writing-table oi some kind. The desks that are foun in toy stores for children are often! large enough for grown people, and when enamelled and otherwise taste fully decorated they make delightful little tables for the scribblers. Do not forget a waste-paper basket and a footstool! Too Much Faitli l»y Far. Plugwinch—How did your Theosophi cal society come to break up? Beeswax—Oh, over the doctrine of re incarnation. Plugwinch—Couldn't swallow it, I suppose? Beeswax—Oh, yes. The trouble was they believed it too strongly. We had three incarnated Cleopatras and two Platos, and, of course, they couldn't agree.—Truth. Deafness Cannot Be Cured ty local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is »niy one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is eaused by an inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets inflamed you have -rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to Its normal condition, hearing will be de stroyed forever nine cases out of ten are :aused by catarrh, which is nothing buti inflamed condition of the mucous sur faces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of deafness (caused by catarrh)! that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY, & CO., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Circumstances Alter Cases. Sister—Stick out you tongue and take your powder, like a good girl. You never hear me complaining about such a little thing. Flossie—Neither would I, if I could take it on my face, like you do.—Brook lyn Life. Cascarets stimulate liver, kidneys and bowles. Never sicken, weaken or gripe. A Paris shoe dealer is the authority for the statement that Madrid ladies have the smallest feet, while the women of Sweden have the most shapely ones. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAT. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All Druggists refund the money if it fails to cure: 25o The robin and the wren are the only birds that sing all the year. All the other birds have periodical fits of silence. Just try a 10c box of Cascarets, the. finest liver and bowel regulator ever made. Maids of honor may retain their posts In the royal household of England so Ions )as they remain unmarried. There is no fixed age at which they are obliged to Retire. |Hegeman*s Camphor Ice "wltti Glycerine. The original and only genuine. Cores Chapped Hand! and Face, Cold Sores, &c. C. G. Clark Co., N. Haven. Ct, Governesses in families of the nobility seldom, if ever, dine with the heads of the establishment. They take .their meals along or with younger members.' Gladness Comes With PACTS ABOUT PEARL. LI HUNG CHANG'S STATEMENT t** AROUSED THE JEWELER. ,V& ,4g5 Where tie Finp Specimens Are foiad —Remarkable Belief of Many Intelli gent Europeans—-Cocoanut Pearls Aire Reality—Effect of Roentgen Rays. y.-* .v MONG the obiter dicta recorded of Li Hung Chang was a statement that pearls are more val ued than diamonds in his country. En terprising jewelers made a note, prob ably. They com mand their own price for a fine ex ample inTSurope and America, but pos sibly they might double it in China and still find buyers. And then the celestial, clever as he is, does not know everything—he is not yet acquainted •with the Roentgen rays, which have caused a panic in pearl factories. Hith erto, says the London Standard, there was no means of detecting a counter feit of the best class without damaging a genuine article submitted to the trial —that is, the fraud could not be proved. But the mysterious light iden tifies it in an instant. False pearls of the highest quality may be bought cheap in consequence and there is a brisk market for them. At the same time fraudulent speculators had best go cautiously to work. If the Chinaman be unacquainted with the Roentgen rays he has a vast store of curious and useful knowledge. Those familiar with him always incline to expect that he will produce some ancient "dodge" to confound the too ingenious Euro pean who would fain pass off an adul terated article. Chinese civilization is so old and Chinese swindlers so clever! For 4,000 years at least the latter have been devising tricks and the former has been studying means to circum vent them. Without any information on the subject we vfenture to say that the manufacture of false pearls has not been overlooked. In fact, the Chinese discovered the nature of the precious things in some Immemorial age and turned the secret to account by placing small objects within the shell which the offended mollusk covered with nacre. But In Europe, so late as the time of Izaak Walton, it was believed that the oys ter rose to the surface at full moon, opened its "mouth" and patiently awaited a drop of dew, which some how was transformed into a pearl, a3 Benjamin of Judela described the proc ess five centuries before. And the "In dians of the Red Sea," whoever they may have been, were still accused of extracting the juice from oysters and with that liquid fabricating an article which could scarcely be' distinguished from the real. It is probable that the finest specimens extant would be found among the jewels of the Chinese em peror. No one has seen that collection, but many of the Tartar princes wear pearls of extraordinary size and beauty. Li himself displayed a sample. Marco Polo says that the emperor of his day took measures to keep up the value. There was a large salt lake in the prov ince of Caindu, where they abounded— ttot of good shape generally, but white. Bo many were put upon the market that the price fell and Kublai Khan sn acted that no man should fish there without his express license on pain of ieath. These were not the fresh-water variety, but a lake in Thibet must be as sffectually landlocked as' possible. Doubtless they were extracted from mussels. The reminiscence suggests aur native product. Substantial articles, if net books, have been written on British pearls, and therefore we must not deal with that interesting matter at length. Perhaps :he statement that Julius Caesar was empted to invade the island by rumors of its wealth in that commodity was scandal, but he thought a good deal of British pearls, and he was a judge. After his triumph Julius presented a shield adorned with them to the temple pf Venus Genetrix, his "ancestress," as tie professed to believe, and a gift of fered to her must surely have been handsome. It is rather puzzling, for in historic time the mussels of England have furnished none of perceptible value. An explanation may be suggest ed, however. Possibly the pearls Caesar collected were Scotch of origin, which had been accumulating in the wealthier south for an indefinite number of ages. For it is to be observed that the re nown of British pearls did not last. A century afterward Pliny wrote that they were worthless. In that time the hereditary store of Scotch pearls would a better understanding of the I he exhausted and the current supply transient nature of the many phys- I would by no means keep pace with the ical ills, which vanish before proper ef- demand. forts—gentle efforts—pleasant efforts— At long intervals, which indeed, be rightly directed. There is comfort in I Fitha better understanding of the cleanliness' without debilitating the organs on which it acts. It is therefore all important, in order to get its bene ficial effects, to note when you pur chase, that you have the genuine arti cle, which is manufactured by the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co. only and sold by all reputable druggists. If in- the enjoyment of good health, and the system is regular, laxatives or other remedies are then not needed. II may come sickness are not aue to any actual dis- *1 ... ease, but simply to a constipated condi- and brooks those of Aberdeenshire tion of the system, which the pleasant especially. The authenticity of the family laxative, Syrup of Figs, prompt- most famous is guaranteed by the privy ly removes. That is why it is the only..: council records. It was found in Killie remedy_with millions of families, and is burn and Sir Thomas Menziee," provost who^lu? gSd WtlT Itf beneficial Aberdeen, got .pfcweHion of it. He effects are due to the fact, that it is the thought it a present for a king and one remedy which promotes internal in 1620 carried. it to London. James, afflicted with any actual disease, one ,, be commended to the most skillful ^t t$e natural result was a "bobm" physicians,-but if in need of a laxative, and the crown perceived an opening for one chould have the best, and with the profit. Next year fishing wps limited weli-informed everywhere, Syrup oi by proclamation to the months of July stands highest and ismostlargelj and August and gentlemen of estate in ,'lised and gives most general satisfaction. neisbboI .bood were appo longer and longer, a really good 1 a S delighted, gave him "twelve or four teen chaddar of victuals about Drum ferline"—we can throw no light on this mysterious statement. But an addi tional reward needs no explanatiorf. Sir Thomas also received "th'e customs of merchants' goods in Aberdeen" during his life. The pearl itself was set in the apex of the Scottish crown— whether it be there now we cannot tell. watch the streams and to buy all pearls discovered "at a reasonable price"—-the best to be reserved for the king. One of these procurators had charge ot Sutherland, another of Ross and a third of the Ythan and Don vin Aberdeen shire, which were and are by far the most productive rivulets. Forthwith Robert Buchan, merchant of Aberdeen, applied for a "patent," a monopoly and secured it. He did very well. The privy council report says that Buchan "hath not only taken divers pearls of good value, but hath found some in divers waters whence none were expected," Parliament suppressed his patent.^.' 4 TORN BY AVALANCHES. Great Changes Are Taking Place on 's Mount Tacoma. Great changes have taken place around the base of Mount Tacoma this year, notably among which are the widening of crevasses, the breaking away, of several big ledges of rock heretofore crossed in making the as cent, and the enlargement of mountain streams as a result of snow fields ex tending a mile farther down the moun tain side than usual. Terrific ava lanches have thundered down the mountain, carrying destruction before them. This week a large Tacoma party came very near being swept away by one. The party included Judge Dil lon, Prof. Dewey, Olof Bull, Robert Newell, Messrs. Wood and Johps. They were half way around Gibraltar rock, at an altitude of about 1,000 feet, when a deafening noise was heard. The next moment a tremendous avalanche dropped down, the edge of the frozen mass being only a few hundred feet away. It seemed as though the moun tain was tumbling down bodily. In vestigation showed that an ice mass 300 feet long, 150 feet wide and 200 feet thick, estimated to weigh 200,000 tons, had fallen over a mile -into the Nisqually glacier. Undaunted, the climbers kept on. They found that a ledge of rocks known as the "Camp of the Stars," on the east side of Gibral tar, had fallen off into Cowlitz glacier. On the south side another big piece of Gibraltar had fallen, leaving only a narrow ledge, so that climbers must use ropes stretched from rocks at eith er end. Most climbers must now spend the night at Camp Misery, near the top. This consists of a rocky ledge, six feet wide and nine feet long, protect-, ed by a reef ten feet high. Frequently six or ten campers sleep, or try to sleep here, the rocks protecting them somewhat from mountain winds, which have a velocity of sixty to eighty miles an hour. After spending the night here the campers press on early in the morn ing, and on reaching the craters, breakfast is prepared by making soup and coffee over steam, jets issuing from the interior. The increased width of crevasses has made climbing more dangerous than ever. Last week Henry Bergh fell into a blind crevasse, nar rowly missing a fall of hundreds ot" feet. A compensating feature -is the fact that mountain goats are becoming more plentiful, the Dillon party last week counting forty-three in one herd, of which they secured six. Two streams instead of one now issue from the Nis qually glacier, and a side stream has cut an ice tunnel 500 feet long, through which climbers can pass.—San Fran cisco Chronicle. EM1N PASHA'S PARROT. Dies of Consumption After Entertaining Batavia Fifteen Years. Dr. E. E. Snow of Batavia is mourn ing the loss of the most remarkable pet that has been brought to this part of the country for along time. Tt was a parrot and had a past, as well7as a wonderful personality. When the doc tor was in Egypt in the days of Emin Pasha he made the acquaintance of that potentate, and on leaving for home said he would like to take with him one of the small gray parrou that are peculiar to the Nile country, especially on account of their intelli gence. So the viceroy sent out an at tendant, who soon returned with one. He was called Pasha, in honor of Emin, and was all that has been re puted of its species. Pasha could talk, especially swear, in the best Arabic, and though he iioon learned English enough to hold a con versation equal to some people, he/nev er learned to swear in English. When any one was to -be gone over in the bird's best style of vituperation it was the language of the Nile that was adopted for the purpose. Pasha liked America, and lived here fifteen years. The bird was a good friend when ac quaintance was once formed, but a cas ual visitor was his special aversion, and he made use of the strongest notes of disapproval when subjected to any intrusion. His vocabulary was large, and he knew how to use it as some people, even, Could not. But he was so unfortunate as to take into close friendship a man of the fam ily who had consumption, and caught tho disease from him. A violent hem orrhage ended Pasha's life.—Buffalo correspondence of New York Press. Following Instructions. "Here," roared the statesman to his new private secretary, "where are you going with all that mail?" ., V-' jA "Ovei to the express office.' Tor told me you wanted all' your letters properly and Carefully expressed/' A SUverite's Weddlnir* "You will be married at high tidon I suppose?" said ..Tensjpo^to^his free silver friend. "I shall be married-, at 16 minutes tc 1," replied the white metal man. ^Ssmuf riift&iCopldn't' inted to Carry How is it with yon You are suffering from ffi&eXure WILL CURE YOU. rxr vr- It "How in the world did old Filibuster manage to leave Cuba? "Because he couldn't devise any way of bringing it with hlmi: 1 I •rf* 'A DISEASE DOES NOT S tamp S till- Every one is either growing better or worse. KIDNEY, LIVER OR URINARY TROUBLES. Have tried doctors and medicine with out avail, and have become disgusted. DON'T GIVE UPS Thousands now well, but once like you, say bo. Give an honest medicine an aon est chance. large bottle or new style smaller one at your druggist's. Write for free treat ment blank to-day. Warner's Safe Cure Co., Rochester, N. Y. Good Enough for Him. "I suppose," said the facetious friend the returning traveler, "that you stop ped at the Hotel de Ville while in Paris?" "No we didn't stop at the Hotel de Yea,. We stopped at the Hotel de Ham and Eggs."—Harper's Bazar. His Reason. Boastey—I had a half mind to thrash him. Osbin—Why didn't you? Boastey—Because I never do things by halves. Mind Reading1. You can read a happy mind in a happy countenance without much penetration. This is the sort of countenance that the quondam bilious sufferer or dyspeptic re lieved by Hostetter's Stomach Bitters wears. You will meet many such. The great stomachic and alterative also provides happiness for the malarious, the rheumatie, the weak, and those troubled with inaction of the kidneys and bladder. She'll Never Barn tlie Title. "I don't mind riding the bicycle and wearing the costume, but I should hate to be called a wheelwoman." "Don't worry, dear. Nobody will ever call you that."—Detroit Free Press. Mrs. "VV in glow's Soothing Syrup For cluUl ren teathinj, softens thegums. reduces inflam mation, allays pain, curee wind colic. 25 cents a bottle. As It Ought to Be. First Pugilist—How's business with you? Second Pugilist—Well, it's sluggish.— Puds. America has over 5,000 islands round its coasts. i. '/The Old Soldier's Favorite." •^.4 Patents I««ne9. List of patents issued las$ &k to Northwestern inventors: William D. Bates, Grafton, Nt D., manifold sales book Ole^Clausson, Nas sau, Minn., fracture apparatus Oliver Crosby, St. Paul, Minn., sectional der rick Herbert H. Freeman, Pierre, S. D., safe alarm Frank A. Harvey, Min neapolis, Minn., boxing glove Daniel F. Humphreys, Milton, N. D., anti freezing pump attachment George Mehl, St. Paul, Minn., sash ^fastener Daniel N. Nester, St. Paul, Minn., pneu matic stacker Arthur E. Pratt, Ando ver, S. D., feeder for threshing ma chines George A. Reichard, Minneap olis, Minn.,, condenser Hans A. Skre berg, Milan., bag holder T. D. Merwin, Patent Lawyer, 910, 911 and 912 Pioneer Press Building, St. Paul, Minn. An Early Graduation. "Is your daughter still taking music lessons?" "On the pianny, do you mane?" "Yes." "Lord love ye, no. She only took sivin lessons. Sure, she's tachin' now!" —Cleveland Plain Dealer. The gipsies preserve their family color in every part of Europe, and the Hebrews retain the same complexion, though dis persed for 2,000 years over the world. Don't Tobacco Spit and Smoka Your Life Away If you want to quit tobacco using easily and forever, regain lost manhood, be made well, strong, magnetic, full of new life and vigor, take No-To-Bac, the wonder-worker that makes weak men strong. Many gain ten pounds in ten days. Over 400,000 cured. Buy No-To-Bac from your druggist, who will guarantee a cure. Booklets and sam ple mailed free. Ad. Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or New York. Some very interesting statistics have been published which show that Great Britain's expenditure per head on her navy is nearly double that of any other nation. A Cluince for Work. Persons who buy forty acres of land at from $5 to $S an acre will be given work at $1.50 a day so as to provide the necessa ries of life. Land is located in Mason county, Washington, and will produce fruits and all staple crops. Land also for sale at low prices and easy terms on Whid by island, Washington. One free railway ticket to each purchaser of forty acres. Address R. E. Werkman, Grand Central hotel, St. Paul, Minn. Generally. Nannette—How can you tell a person that is insane from one who is merely eccentric? Cyrille—Consult Bradstreet. Insanity ends and eccentricity begins at one million.—Up-to-date. I never used to quick a cure as Piso's Cure for. Consumption.—J. B. Palmer, Box 1171, Seattle, Wash., Nov. 25, 1895. A Matter of Disposition. "My wife was rather worried when I left her this morning." "What was the trouble?" "Well, she had been worrying about something or other last night, and this morning she couldn't remember what it was."—Puck. Some Polynesian languages have only seven consonants. The Sanskrit language Is said to have about 500 root words. 2^3 I A NEW WAY TO iSmp YOUR INSTEAD H'H CARR 6c CO."Bcmoleo?""' A GRAIN.! of selling your grain at home send It to oa and save middleman's profit. We have Saved Other Farmers Tbooiandi of Dollars. Why don't YOU try it! Address for full particulars, JS1" A little bit of pension goes a long way if y^uvichew' "Battle Ax/' The biggest piece of really high- grade tobacco ever sold for 5 cents almost twice as large as the other ieflowV infmor brandJ^SfSS A Little Child With a Little Cold. That's all! What of it? Little colds when neglected grow to large diseases and Ayer's Cherry Pectoral CURES COLDS. Extravagant AwnJcana. It is passing strange to the French why this, the year of great depression in America, isn't felt more by th« Americans who are traveling. It is al ways the Americans, who travel first class they who stop at the first-class hotels, and it is for them that the shop keepers deck their windows out in their rarest treasures. And now that the season of American, shopping is nearly over, the shopkeep ers declare that they have had mor® than a usually successful year. As for the couturieres, they have their own private opinion of the de pressed state of finances in America, and it would take a great deal to con vince them that Americans hadn't more money than they knew what to do with.—Globe-Democrat. Agents Wanted. The Home Life Insurance company of New York issues the most attractive poli cies of any old line company. The caste value and loaning privileges each year are plainly guaranteed in the policy. An ener getic, live man, well acquainted, is desired as a local agent Special territory and liberal contract will be given. Reference* required. Address vr call on Fred F. Loomls, general manager, 306-9 Pioneer Press building, St. PanU The Eternal Feminine. "Your Majesty," said the savage war rior, "the Amazons refuse to march ia front of the regular troops." Clearly nothing else was to be expect ed, since the new uniforms of th» Amazons fitted atrociously in the back. —New York Press. Sunart^Vici" CYCLE CAMERAS The latest improvements in •CYCLE" CAMERAS, "VENT' "VIDI "VICI folding Cameras, Magazine Cameras, Tripods and Photographic Materials. First-class double Combination Leuses guar anteed. Latest Safely Shutters, Pneumatic Belease Iris Diaphragm. 4x5, OPIUM 5x7, 8x10. When in St Paul ask to see the "Cycle Vici.'' ZIMMERMAN BROS., 375 Minnesota St., St. Paul, Mian Send 2-eent stamp for Illustrated Catalogue. Sunart Photo Co., Rochsstsr, N. Y., U. S. A. GRAIN AND PROVISIONS Bought and sold for future delivery, 2c to 6c per bu. deposit. Sample sales a specialty. Correspondence and' consignments ||J(Cfl|i DDflC MS Van Bam Street, solicited inHalM DllUOt Chiearo, III. MEMBERS CHICACO BOARD OF TRADE* Habit Cured. Est. in 1871. Thousand* cured. Cheapest and best cure. FREB TKUX» State case. Da. MAHSH,Quincy, Mich. STORM SASH. City Sash & Door Co. Minneapolis* Minn. GREAT WESTERN ROUTE BEYDNO AWf HUE™* thebki sHonrrai u«n Minneapolis and St. Paul ever} Tuesday —ron— IiOS ANO-BliEIS via the Maple Leaf and Santa Fe Bontes, receiving passengers at all points between Minneapolis^ and Kansas City, arriving in Los Angeles at noontM- ding of a competent colored porter. Pot full particulars as to rates and any other infot illation desired, apply to any agent of the CHICAGO GREAT WESTERN RM or write to F. H. HUNTER, Traveling Passenger Agent* Youngerman Block, Des Moines, lowa F. H. LORD, Gen'I Pass'r and Ticket Agent Quincy Building, Chicago, III. Best Cough Byrup. Tastes Good. Use in time. Sold by druggists.