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I •1 -J .1? A'' 4 Ruth Kenyon was talking earnestly to the girl who sat next her in the train from Northampton one June day. "No everything is over between John Baker and me," she was saying vehemently. "Frances, I sent that .gentleman an invitation to the junior prom, two months ago, and he not on ly never answered the letter, but went to the prom, with another girl. Such rudeness! I've sent back all his pres ents and never want to see Wm again. But, for that matter, I suppose I shall •as I get home. He lives just next •door and always goes home as soon ^as college is out." "Why, Ruth," suddenly ejaculated her friend, looking out of the window. "Here's your station. Hurry, dear, or you'll be late. Good-by, and we'll meet again at Smith in September." "Poor John Baker, Jr.! I pity him when they meet," she added to herself, as she watched Ruth seize her um brella and suit case and hurry off the car. Farrington, the driver of the old yel low coach that connected the little out-of-the-way town of Thorndale with the rest of the world, was looking up and down the platform. His old eyes brightened when he say Ruth. "Ben hopin' yer'd come on that train," he cried, taking her baggage checks. "Jump right in. There's only one other passenger and I reckon you know him." He opened the coach door and the girl stepped in. With a crack of the whip they were off, almost before Ruth had time to recognize in her fellow passenger—John Baker, Jr. "Good evening," she said, coldly. "Good evening," was his equally chilly reply. John Baker became at once absorbed in the evening's news. The coach jolted on over hills and hollows. 'Pears to me," remarked old Far rington, putting his head in the win dow, "ye ain't got so much to say to each other as usual. Your folks go in' to meet yer at the village, Miss Ruth?" "They don't expect me tonight,"Ruth answered brightly. "But Jerry always "RUTH," HE CRIED, "ARE YOU BADLY HURT?" comes down about this time for the mail, and I shall ride back with him." "John goin' with yer?" "If he likes," she said, stiffly. "I shall walk tonight. I'm not go ing directly home," came decidedly from John Baker, buried behind his paper. "Oho!" said old Farrington, softly. He shook his head once or twice, but •said no more. "Don't see your wagon hereabouts, Miss Ruth," he ventured to remark as he handed down her suit •case at the end of the route. "It will be right along, and I'm in no hurry." And she sat down on the poctofflce steps to wait. John Bakar •strode off without a word. The minutes passed, but no wagon camp. After a time the postmistress •came to the door." "You ain't waiting for your Jerry, I hope, Miss Kenyon," =she said, "for he said this morning he wasn't coming down again today." "Thank you," replied the girl, with rather a vexed laugh. "Then I must walk." She picked up her suit case and started down the long, dusty road. The spirits of our college girl drooped •as, SUB prodded on in the hot summer 4wilight,.from' time, jto 1 time'* shifting irom*one hSnd to the other* her heavy •dress suit c^se. She began to think resentfully of all she had crammed in to it at the last moment, particularly •of seventeen different photographs of the same Yale junior, all of them dat ed before that junior prom. Then there was a sharp step behind her. Looking quickly back, she con fronted—John Baker. "Ruth!" he said, angrily, "they told me you had started, so I followed. This is no place for a girl to be alone." He glanced about, at the gathering darkness. "Let me carry that suit case it's too heavy for you." Ruth Kenyon suddenly straightened 'like a ramrod, and her eyes flashed, but she made no answer. John Ba ker's wrath blazed higher. "Miss Kenyon) I must find out what all this •outrageous treatment of me means. I •will not stand it any longer." "I will not discuss thje matter now, ICr. Baker," she broke in. Baker wip ed a perspiring brow and gave up in despair. The walk seemed endless,'^but at last the Kenyon house appeared at the end of a long pasture, which was separated from the road by a high stone wall. Before John Baker noticed what she was going to do, Ruth had turned, placed her suit case on top "of the wall and climbed up herself. How it happened neither of them never clearly knew. Instantly there was a rolling sound, a crash, and a moment later John was over the 'wall lifting the girl's prostrate figure from the ground. In his excitement he forgot everything except that the girl he loved lay motionless before him. "Ruth," he cried brokenly, "are you hurt badly? Speak, dear!" At his words she staggered to her feet. "I'm not hurt much. That case made me slip," she said, but her lips were pale and trembling. "Thank you," she added, as he handed her a letter which lay on the ground where she had fall en. In the bright moonlight she read the address written in her own hand writing, Mr. John Baker, Jr., Yale University, New Haven, Conn. "John!" she cried, suddenly facing him. "Light a match." And a minute later, "John Baker," she sobbed, "it was all my fault. I thought you were n't a gentleman for not answering my invitation to th^ junior pronienade, when I nevei mailed the letter. It must have been in that suit case all this time. Can we ever be friends again, John?" "No," said he, springing forward with a cry of joy. "We can't be sim ply friends. It's got to be something more than friends this time, Ruth." John Baker paused on his front door step before going in that night to look up at a bright light in the house next door. "Poor girl* she did hurt her self," he said gently. "And it was all on account of that plaguey suit case. 'But I was desperate, and it gave me a chance to tell her how I feel about us two, anyway'.' He laughed softly, then opened the door and went in.—Boston Post. HIS OWN DEATH NOTICE. It .Didn't Exactly Flatter the Conceited Man. "Some people., are so c.razy, to see their""ttanErefs xi L, St 1Q7 Sh amateur cynic the other day, according to the New Orleans Times-Democrat, "that they would be willing to die if they could only read their death notices." "Did you ever actually know of a case of that kind?" asked an old reporter in the group. "I can't say I ever did," replied the amateur cynic. "Well, I have," said the reporter. "The star actor in the little affair was a lumber man, and a pretty well-known lumber man, tod. He doesn't live hereabouts now, and I suppose it would be safe to tell the story. This lumberman con ceived the idea he was a very valuable and popular citizen in the community where he lived. The hallucination was unshared by any of his fellow-beings, but it had such a firm hold on his mind that on one occasion, when he was in New York, he decided to wire home that he had been found dead, merely to get a chance to peruse the eulogies he felt certain would appear in the lo cal papers. He intended, of course, to telegraph later on that it was all a mistake. Well, he sent the first mes sage, signing some fictitious name, and awaited developments. In a couple of days the local papers came to hand,and when he read"them he nearly had a fit. They had at once adopted the theory that he died from the results of a big spree and printed a spicy re sume of his past career to support the hypothesis. They also intimated that the community could struggle along very nicely without him. After he had digested these pleasing tributes he con cluded not to send the other telegram, but to return ip person and pay his respects to the editors. I have forgot ten now which licked, -but the affair was the talk of the section for months and effectually cured the lumberman of any hungering for newspaper noto riety. -By the way, this yarn is letter true. The incident occurred in Texas. Something About Shoe taces. It seems ridiculous to think that fashion regulates even the sort of shoe laces one wears, but it does to a cer tain extent at least. The very smartest shoe lace is wide, the wider the better, is of silk, and most notable of all, has no metal tags at the ends. The strings shSuld be tied in a large bow and the ends allowed to 'hang but, when the footwear gives all possible evidence of being up-to-date. They look very pret ty, these laces, but one wonders what their effect would be on the temper" if, tipless as they are, they had to be laced and unlaced whe'never the shoes were assumed. Happilx they are used only in low.footwear, and are so/long that they may be loosened sufficiently to al low the( foot to slip out, so this trial to the temper is avoided. Whisky for Powder. Among the principal consumers of corn whiskey is the. British govern ment, which used, 124,000 gallons last: year in the manufacture of smokeless THYwrtipr si" Hifl Mother Died Believing Her Be AUvft The saddest episode is thst Impwn as the mystery of Johann Orth of the most remarkable romances iii' the dynastic history of Europe in this]cen tury, says the Strand Magazine. ''The Archduke John Salyator of TuS^any, a nephew of the Emperor Franci| Jo seph, had fallen in love with ani ac tress and singer, Ludmilla Hubel.wfiom be married in spite of all family oppo sition, renouncing at the same tim49.aH his rights, privileges and, rank'Mnd assuming the name of Orth, after bne of his castles. 'The romantic marriage was celebrated secretly, but in a -..per fectly legal manner, by the registrar of Islington, and was witnessed byHthe consul-general of Austria in London. Johann Orth next bought in 1891 aJflne ship in Liverpool, which he renamed Santa Margarita and so anxious ctiras he to guard against the vessel bpAg recognized that he stipulated thaiall drawings and photographs of it 'sh|^ild be handed over to him, and the$&he burned with hie own hands. .More over, he caused all portraits and fixa tives of himself and his wife td be 'bought up at any price, and these were likewise destroyed." We are giving here only absolute facts. Shortly Aft erward the ex-archduke and his ifrife set •sail for South America, andthe.Ves sel was duly reported to have arrived at Montevideo and departed for a des tination unknown. But from that fo ment every trace was lost of the ship and all on hoard, no news as to cher fate having ever been heard, although many a search has been made along'the coast by order of the emperor of Aus tria and his government. Adventur ers and treasure-seekers have beettjat work, as it was well known thatJo hann Orth had on board over a quar ter of a million pounds in specie it is believed that he intended to have bought an estate in Chile with /the money, and to have settled -there, hrat that the vessel foundered off C&pe Horn during a tepific storm, wilch raged off the coast shortly after jihe ship had left. From time to time'Since then the most startling rumors have been set afloat about the missing ptfihce having turned up, one being that^he had been one of the leadera of ure among his crew, burned his sliip, landed on a lonely coast, etc. His own mother, who died only a few months ago, believed her son alive to her very last hour, and expected his return. The Swiss government is of a very different opinion, and assumed the death of the archduke, and paid over to Frau Orth's next of kin a large amount of money, which Johann Orth deposited, as a set tlement for his wife, with the Swiss authorities before his departure, and there is little doubt that the Santa Margarita lies at the bottom of sea, and that all on board perished. Racine for a Wife. In Lapland the crime which is pun ished most severely next to murder is the marrying of a girl against the ex press wishes of her parents. When a suitor makes his appearance he says nothing to the girl, nor1 does she often know who he is, but her parents inform her that her hand has been applied for. Then on a day appointed, the girl, her parents and friends, meet together and sit at meat, with the suitor and his intended opposite to one another, so that they can view each other's faces and converse., freely. When the. feast is over the company repair to an open space, where "the race for a wife" is to be run. The usual distance is about a quarter of a mile, and the girl is place a third of the distance in ad vance of the starting point. If she be fleet of foot, and does not care for the suitor, she can easily^ reach the goal first, and if she accomplishes this, he may never trouble her again. If, on the other hand, she wishes to have him for a husband, she has only to lag in her flight, and so allow him to over take her. If she be particularly struck with him and would signify to him that his loye is,, returned she can run a short distance, then stop, and turn, and invite him with open arms. The Kaiser Writes an Oratorio Book. The current number of "Le Menes trel" is responsible for the statement that the German emperor has blos somed forth^ in one more direction. This time he' has written the) libretto of* a religious oratorio Which will be produced at Berlin in the autumn. It is not stated whether the Kaiser will compose the music for his poem. It is a.t any rate certain that among his multifarious journeyingsvand occupa tions he cannot have had time to study music theoretically or thoroughly. We still have memories of his fearsome "Hymn to Aegir,"* introduced to this country, with dolorous effect, by Hay-' den Coffin. But "Le Menestrel" is gen- erally correct.—The London Mail. Then He Knew. ^Professor (describing ancient Greek:! theater)—"And it had no roof." Junior (sure he has caught the 5 a mistake)—"W'hat professor inu vdid these: *do~ sir,51 when:Jt rained ?"Professor^ (taking: off-his glasses and parsing a moment)| BAYS EAETH ISBOUND AND HE MAY BE THROWN INTO PRISON. ted Condition of Affairs In England— Sir John Gorst Accused of Intention to Teach False Precepts—City of Forts mouth. Excited. It is painful to read that Sir John Gorst, the head of the British educa tional department, is in serious trouble and^has been threatened by Mr. Eben ezer Breach and other taxpayers of the city of Portsmouth, in the kingdom of England, with prosecution under the "imposters' act." It seems that the 3chools of Portsmouth have been teach ing the damnable and heretical doc trine that^t'he earth is a sphere. Sir John's attention has been called to this dissemination of seditious and trea sonable doctrine, hut he has refused to correct "the abuse. Ebenezer and his friends know, of course, tha,t the earth is as flat as a pancake. They have been patient with.Sir John, and d,ay after day have allowed the false teach ing regarding the shape of the earth to go on, but can stand it no longer, they say, to see their children cor rupted with this rilost "heretical doc trine," as the complainants call it in this protest. Sir John Gorst has many political enemies, and even -his politi cal friends do not always agree with him but the depth of his depravity was not known until he was unmasked by Mr. Ebenezer Breach and his friends. Sir John may cavort about parliament and.deceive some people, but when he runs up against a body of respectable British taxpayers, the bulwarks of the throne and the guardians of the consti tution, it is another matter. Such new fangled ideas as that of the earth be ing a sphere he may impose upon the frivolous persons who riot in the un godly city of London,..but not upon the taxpayers of Southampton. Ebenezer and his friends mean business, and have served formal'"tibtice upon the Portsmouth school board that the teaching that the earth is a sphere "cannot be allowed to continue under any circumstances, plea or explanation wJh^teyer/A-r andvtha£. it .must*be aban for schism by the law provided." After having stamped out the dastardly doc trine in the schools of Southampton, the committee announce that they will next go up to London and bring the London school board before the courts, being well advised and informed that the same doctrine regarding the shape of the earth is also taught in the Lon don schools. Sir John, meantime, is to be brought to court and prosecuted under the "imposters' act" aforesaid. Now, the "imposters' act" is a part of the British constitution, probably— no one knows what is, and what is not apart of that nebulous thing—and provides certain pains and penalties, 3uch as forfeiture of estate and burning at the stake, if recalcitrant. Ebenezer and his friends are worthy and reputa ble citizens and mean business. If necessary they will light the fires of Smithfleld again for the wicked Sir John. At last,accounts Sir John was still at large, and so was Ebenezer. Women of the Orient. A recent visitor to the Philippines says that some of the women of the island are remarkably pretty, having big, languishing jeyesand an abun dance of long. hair. This they fasten up with a big gold pin and then adorn with flowers. They db not wear hats, but use sunshades, and do so very co quettishly they wear very dainty shoes, but do not wear stockings. They are distinguished by grace of figure and movement, though according to our ideas not especially by refinement of habits, for both 'women .and chil dren smoke huge cigars and indulge in betel chewing. It is their custom to keep the thumb nail of the right hand very long, as this assists them in playing their favorite instrument, the guitar. The use ofithe fan originated in China and sprang from the follow ing incident: A royal princess,, very beautiful, was assisting at the feast of lanterns, her face covered with a mask, as usual. The excessive heat com pelled her to remove it, and in'order to guard her features from the common gaze she moved it quickly to and fro in front of her face, thus simultaneous ly hiding her charms and cooling her brow. The idea was at once adopted throughout the kingdom. How to Get Beer In Wales. The well-known attorney, J. Willis, Gleed of Topeka, is going to Wales on business, and Howell Jones has been instructing Mr. Gleed "how to ask for two glasses of beer in Welsh." This is th$ proper version: "Byddweh mor garedig a dyfod a dau wydriad or dioc} oreu sydd genych."—Kansas City Jour nal. No Trouble at All. Grimes—-J should think it would be awfully hard to write a sea tale. Tin son—Not at all. You only want to speak .of laicloud no bigger,j- th£n a man's hapd\ and to say that the boat was.as .far off as you could toss "a bis-t liiiulC^Bbston Transcript. FwMmi, A MUMMY MYSTERY. Remains Found of Woman of Glsantia Proportions. There has just cbme into the pos session of the Historical society of Kansas a most interesting and remark able relic of the days when giants trod the'earth. The relic consists of the mummified body of a woman of gigan tic proportions, in ..whose arms are clasped the remains of an infant. The bodies were found in a cave in the Yo semite valley. There was no clew to the age of the mummy, and so far no authority on archaelogical subjects has been bold enough to go oi\ record with ai^ opinion regarding the probable time in the earth's history when the mother and babe were living beings. The in formation so far gathered is somewhat meager, although those most interested in the matter are doing their best to arrive at some plausible theory. Her© is the signed statement of the histori cal society, which throws as much light on the subject as it is possible to obtain at present: "We have no history of the relic, excepting that G. F. Martin dale, whose home is at Scranton,Osage ?ounty, Kan., left it as a temporary deposit with the Historical society. He reported it as having been found by a p&rty of prospectors in a cave in the Yosemite valley, in California. He says he is endeavoring to trace Its his tory. Our best local authorities on matters of this kind are uncertain as to the probable origin of the relic. The mummy \is 6 feet 8 inches in length, liy2 at the shoulders, and 18 inches across from elbow to elbow, ap pearing very narrow for the height. There is a necklace about the neck, consisting of perhaps a leather cord, in which two or three slender white teeth are inserted. Coarse black hair shows in the wrapping about the neck. The shroud has the appearance of a very thin piece of buckskin, badly worn and frayed about the edges, covering the head like a hood, and enveloping the greater part of the body.1 It seems to have been divided below the knee and drawn up about the leg and laced at the foot and ankle. The color of the mummy is a dusty gray, much like an old chamois skin, which has been wet and long exposed to weather and y?herfr pearance of old putty."—^Pittsburg News. THE FLAIL. Its Sound Has Departed from Nearly All the Farm's. The sound of the flail has departed from nearly all the farmsteads and the calling of the thrasher has gone with it, says Notes and Queries. Yet for eome time after harvest was over there was no more familiar sound in the country places than the "thud! thud!" of the flails as they fell upon and beat out the grain on the barn-thrashing floors. There remain, however, some sayings in which "like the thrasher" occurs, but the use of these grow less and less. A short time ago some friends were in a country place where a part of the thrashing is done with the flail. A couple of the implements were hanging on the barn wall and a heap of straw was on the floor. The use of the flail ^as explained and demonstrated for the benefit of those who had never seen this "weapon" of husbandry. Incidentally it may be mentioned that the sayings, "Sings like a thrasher" and "Works like a thrasher," came from that occupation, and are "as old as Adam." "It looks easy enough that can't be very hard work," said one of the company, a re mark which led to the flail being put into his hands for a try at the "easy work." One swing was enough for the amateur, for t'other end" caught him lia. friendly whack" which probably he will remember to the end. It also doubtless impressed upon his memory that ''working like a thrasher" as he had done had not led to "singing like a thrasher." "You'll get a good flail ing." Has any reader seen the flail employed as an effective weapon? When used by an old hand there is no standing against It. More MaKnificent Than Niagara. A correspondent writing in The Spectator says the Gersoppa falls, on the Sharavatti river, in South Kanara, India, are larger and more magnificent than Niagara. He says: "The river is 250 yards wide the clear fall is 830 feet. The Gersoppa falls in the rainy season are incomparably finer than Niagara in every respect. The roar of the falling waters is simply terrific the whole earth shakes, and the thun der is so great that it completely drowns the human voice When I vis-^ ited Niagara and told my American friends about Gersoppa they replied with polite incredulity, 'We never heard of Gersoppa.' I replied, *Make your minds easy the people at Ger- soppa have never heard of Niagara.' fellows to go with her. Take off exces If Niagara, could see .Gersoppa she would wrap he^ head in a mist." =.. Slaughter ofL Birds. On6 million five hundredf and thirty feight thousand seven hundred and thir- 1 Wdght of Pa ell hi Hogs. We are told and impressed by thecaJ thorfties in the provision trade tftati there I» HO possible chance that heavy hogs will be in favor for a considerables time, it'- ever, again, says Texas Stoclcj Journal, TMs view we are informed? iS' based eppon the requirements of con- sumers. amd the retail and export trade. Formerly- a packing hog was heavy at 350' to 45(? pounds now packing hogs are1 considered heavy at 50 to 250 pounds. Packers get all the lard they, can' possibly handle witnout buying a singler lard tog The best marketable weight now i» afrocrt 150 pounds, and' the best all-around porker does not ex ceed 225 pounds- although that weight Is too heavy to-day to sell well. Farm-. ers who make their hogs too heavy to suit the buyers must expect to get low prices, as the light weights bring the most money. The1 sides are manipu-' lated into breakfast bacon, canvassed and sold' for 8 to I01 cents per pound,! shoulders converted Into "California, hams"" and retailed for 10 cents per pound the hams? are small and sett readily for 12% cents, and some with. an extra finishing- touch retail for asf much as 15 cents- per pound. Then, isn't it strange, taking into consider-1 ation the above facts, that our farmers' and feeders will continue to feed after' their pigs are thoroughly ripe for mar ket, while with every breath the paek-r er is saying to them, "If you feed an other feed, I'll dock you." What is to their interest, the same is to our inter est. Then it behooves us to reach out for quick, growthy, fatten at any age pig, and six months after the pig is? farrowed turn him over to the packers,, who in return will pay you more than if you had fed it seven months, so far as profit is concerned. Iiangshans J. W. Wale', in an address befor® Missouri poultry-raisers, said: I have a friend who has been raising Light Brahmas for several years and. has been very successful in the big shows with them, who told me last year that he used to think no fowl laid as well in winter as the Light Brahma, but after trying the Lang shan for four years he said they laid, a great deal better, in the winter thant the Brahmas. He also said he did not believe there was any kind of a fowl in. that-^equaled Langshan as a winter layer. Judge C. A. Emry, after breeding them with several kinds for about fourteen years, says they are the best winter layers of any he has tried. I could name a number of others who have tried them with other fowls as egg, producers and whose testimony would be in favor of the Langshan. There are but few instances where the testimony is the other way. As sit ters I don't think I have found as good in any other breed. They do not get frightened while being handled very seldom break their eggs, and as a rule are not hard to break from, sitting. They are good mothers, but a 1 great many wean their chicks too soon, but they go to laying as soon as the chicks are weaned. The Langshans are very hardy, do not bag down at 2 or 3 years old and become worthless. I have some Lang- I shan hens that were hatched nearly five years ago, and they are some off the best layers, sitters and mothers on. the place. Transmitted I?qalne Infirmities. Hereditary entailment is not con fined to deformity, says Newark Call. It is now certain that all defects are transmissible and that accidental de formities frequently become perpeta ated in the progeny. But it is not alone physical deformity that may be entailed. Habits, peculiarity of tem per, behavior, and many singularities are transmitted with unerring certain ty. Few trotting sires or trotting dams produce speed uniformly, but the trot ting "instinct and the disposition to do nothing but trot is so strongly hered itary in so large a proportion of the progeny that, the absence forms the exception to the rulfe. The whole prob lem of heredity presents the most in teresting phenomena. The lessons that are being learned from the wonders it presents to the material universal are of incalculable value to the scientific breedef. To him heredity, lias a wide significance. He takes advantage of the'hereditary tendencies toward gooti qualities and works' from those ^'that bring bad forms and compromising progeny. Exercise the Young Pigs.—It fre quently happens .that at this season of the year, or earlier, when the brood sow is too fat that the young pigs be come very fat and11 victims to the thumps,va disease which, like cholera, is practically incurable, says Wallace's Farmer. Unlike cholera,- however, it is not difficult tb avoid and the method is not medicine, but by compelling them to" take exercise. Drive the sow out of'her lot and compel the littla sively fatteningy? food, let her have I plenty of grass,4 oats, bran and exr, I ercise and thumps will not trouble' them. One likes to admire those sleel 1 fat fellows that would make the moutl of an, epicure4 water- and brin^ to re-' ty-eight is the precise number of birds |membrance the gentle Eli's essay on estimated by the British consul in roast pig, but it is not profitable tc*^* Venezuela to lmve been killed last year in sucJl proyide aigrettes for ladies' ixatei, /'give-^hose bloated'milk. drgains^ Better take