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m'"vv FATAL LOOPHOLE LEFT gk I X 1 1 - 4- T T . r - .-v i'J si I B.ll. f ... . . ... .. . LINCOLN. John Barton and wife visited at Mrs. A. Barton's Sunday. Wayne Fitzgerald and (amlly visited (at Nell Odcn's Sunday. Joih'n Ulrlch nnd wlfo vlnitarl rnl ntives in this neighborhood aew days last week. Stanley May arid wife vialted nt Charlie Steele's Sunday. Mrs. Ralph McCoy and daughter Lcta Bpent Sunday at Mrs. A. Bar ton's. Mrs. 'Marischall tond son Charlie visited at will Smith's Sunday. Mrs. Ulriihc is spending this week in Danville with Mr. and Mrs. Jno. Ulrtdh. A ball-bearing 18-inch Lawn Mnwtvr. i1hloh Rolls frtr 87.Q5. run be (bouglht at ROLLA PAUL'S Fri- uoy ianu aaiuruay lor jfo.uu. CROSS ROADS. Wheat harvest is in full swing at present. MLsn Clara Reed is sick. W. E. Holt haa bonn mitHnir wjioat for Robert Hensley the past WICCK. (Grandma Merritt is quite ill. I Miss Clara Reed had a birthday nnffv Rninwlnv. ntirl n nnmltnn r,t Star school mates were present: to yJholp her enjoy the day. Mrs. F. Sabourin of Montgom ery visited ihcr mothei1, Mrs. M. J. Merritt, the first of the week. Graves Knofler visited home folks (bho first of the week. Born, Friday night, July 1, 1910, to Henry Pratt and wife, a fine, 12-lb. boy. Henry Kohl and family visited John Kraft and family Sunday. Harvey Holt of St. Louis is vis iting his eon, W. E. Holt, and family. Herman Kraft of near Vandalia visited his parents, John Kraft and wife, last week. Exchange FOR SALE, At 'reasonable prices, a few pure urea young i'oiana-Ulvina boars and (gilts, at Culver Stock Farm, one miio east or Montgomery City riEter, Miss Lydla Nagcl, accom panied her to St. Louis', nnd then they will go to California. That 10c counter PAUL'S is a daisy. at ROLLA S. Those Pics Of Boyhood. How delicious were the pies of boyhood. No pies nowover tasto bo good. What's changed? tho pies? No. Its you. You'vo lost tho strong, healthy stomach, tho vig orous llvor, the active kidneys, the regular bowel's o boyhood. Your digestion is poor andyou blamo tho food. What's needed? A com- ploto toning up by Electric Bitters "Ho Fondly Imagined, h Had Ee- epad tha Usual Suffering, But AImI of all organs of digestion, stomach llvor, kidneys, bowels Try thorn They will rcstoro your boyhood appetite and appreciation of food and fairly saturate your body with now health, strength, and vigor. GOo. at Crump & KldwolPs. Harvester and Snethen's. Disc Oil at D LOUTRE. t Mr. and Mrs. D. H. Hnll nrrpmlorl the ice cream supper at Americus tne 4tn. R. F. Stuart nnd dnnnfhniv M-fsa - .... juaivina, maae a row days' visit in iJeiuiower this week. Luther Clnrk nn'fl fnmilv viclfd at uenry uagedonvs Sunday. Geo. Brookshier and family vis ited at Fritz Stiegman's Sunday. Stlogman Bros, will start out with their threshing machine next week. Dick Burks and Lnhhnp Plnrlr de livered hogs at Montgomery Tues day. The Mule A Frightful Wreck of train automobile or buggy may cause cuts, bruises, adraslons, sprains or wounds that demand Bucklen's Arnica Salvo - earth's I greatest healer. Quick rolief , and prompt euro results. For burns. I bolls, sores of all kinds, eczema, chapped hands and lips, sore eyes lor corns, it s supremo. Surest pile leure. 25c. at Crump & Kldwell'a. fHITE OAK. Wheat cutting is the order of day. Mesdomes Lee Moss and Beni. Mabry attended the funeral of heir uncle. Leonard Evans, nt 3rus'h Creek Thursdav. Thev nlso visited their mother. Mrs. Tntum. at Macedonia, andreturned home naay. Mrs. Frank Williams wont to fit. liouis Saturday to bo oncrnrMl nvt lor appendicitis. ' Albert Perrv of BillflrwAr -wan. Ihe guest of his sister, Mrs. Wal ler Robertson, Saturday night and Bnnflnv i w Henry Hagood sold a veal calf his week for $13.86. LHcnrv White nnd wife visitor? Vior lid homo place near Buell Sunday. I several gin mends spent Sun ay With Miss Flov Mabrv. nnd 111 onloved a' nlnnsnnt dnv. Dan White and daughter Barnice 3ok dinner tme fourth with his laughter, Mrs. Gordon Houf, and rmily. Mrs. Herman Wicklein's affiter of lalifornla is her guest. Her -other Don't think that piles can't be cured. Thousands of obstinate cases have been cured Jby Doan's Ointment. 50 cents at any drug store. DANVILLE. Tho Fourth passed off quietly at this place. Miss Audrey Williams of Wells ville, who has been the guest of relatives here for -several days, returned home Tuesady. Wheat harvest id ovnr. nnd th farmors eay the crop is better than they expected. Title picnic at White's nnstur on the Fourth was verv well nttnnfl- ed and proved to be a very en- joyauio affair. E. L. Brierhnm linno-V rlnivlnrr horse from W. R. Keith, jr.,. last Todd McCuno'came near having a very serious accident Monday evening. ie and Miss Stella Mc Cune drove tin Irt frnnf- nt T n Grebe's store, when Todd lit a big' nre-cracker and threw it on the EtrOUnd. The horse boenmn trirrht- eneu ax ono exnioeion nnd nlmnnt upset ute buggy, hut was fortun ately quieted before it could do much damage. Henry Wesselman and sister. Miss Pauline, and Miss Estelle smith of St. Louis are guests of J. D. Ulrieh and wife. Miaa Helen Tony and brother nf St. Louis aro viBiting at T. P. Scott's. Miss Alice Kirn of Montirnm City is tho truest of Miss Mollis White. Mrs. ff. C. Calhoun, aired 82 years. who has been Hvinci on Clnar Creek laU. alone, is movine- Upf hous'ehoid goods to this place and will live with her son, T. J. Calhoun. A. T. Wafrner and wife of St. Louis are visiting the former's father, A. M. Wagner. X. Tho belle of tho ball was bored, for she had brains besides beauty, and intellect is not favored bv tha average worshiper of the two-step. uisten to me," she said, gravclj, ob her partner for No. 11 vn1. led her to the sacrifice. "I hate com pliments, t am passionately fond of dancing and I think this is a very good floor. I am a lover of miimV read a great deal and I have seen t i an tne plays now running. I am not a BulTracette nnd T find very fascinating." She paused for a moment to get her breath: then, with n fftsn'nnfinir smile on her enchanting face, she uuucu : "Now, you can becrin vour ronror. sation." The young man blushed and stam mered. She had 6ed up everything. But stay I A triumphant light flashed into his blue eyes. "What a wretched day it's been !" lie cried, enthusiastically. "Hasn't it?" FREE FREE) Women Suffer ImilcK needless Tain when fchov dfilnv nuiTior fla-pJni for their female troubles. Cardui has been found to relieve headache, backache, pain in the side and diz ziness, arismer from deranp-fid nrrrama. Tt dnnoVinvo than relieve, if used persistently,- many have writ- wait iy uay umi ic curea inem. CARD II I ms ii yvm ueip you Sirs. Maxwell Johnson, Tampa, Fla., writes: "Cardui cured after doctors and evervthimr pIhr hnil fnilorl T yaA I r " ' J a www W4 UVUU HUUU4 lag with numb spells oyer since I was 16 years old. One davI uoymou mj uiao uuruui. j, nave now toKen o Dottiea ana I 'can eav Iuwb it nuts uuruu mo. j. aaviso au auuenng women to give Uardui ; long and fair trial." , )- Mrs. Johnson SUffarnd vonra TTn i ii. wjr aiuxvi b ui m uaraui. uive it a lair triaL. SAMPLE OF BRITISH RED TAPE ' Roundabout Method by Which Mem- ' ber of Parliament Give Up Seats. Theoretically, a scat in the British ' parliament is too hieh an lmnnr in 1 be resigned. So a member cannot resign directly. He must do some thing which has tho effect of vacat ing his seat. They have a curious method of doinc this and this is thn only way of getting out in honor. mere is an- olhcc known as the stew ardship of the Chilterh Hundred. Tt is an office of no use or importance, as far ns is known, but it carries with it a small salary. This steward ship is practically alwavs vacant. When a member of the house of com mons wishes to cive un his lob. he simply asks for the stewnrdRhin nf the Chiltern Hundreds, and gets it, or course. His acceptance of a po sition of profit under the Govern ment at once vacates his seat. Then he promptly resigns his stewardship to wmcn ne has just been appointed and leaves the door onen for some one else who may wish to use it ENDED HI8 RHAPSODY. "Ef it wuzn't fer snrintrtime an' fried rattlesnake," he said, "tho blamed meat trust would sure have the best of me; but, as it is oh, don't open yer eyes so wide, like you thought I wuz lyin', 'cause I ain't! As it is, rattlesnakes air plentiful, an' thar's no better meal for break fast, dinner or supper than rattle snake, cooked proper. Rattlesnake meat is more tenderer than spring chicken, an' fur more life sustaining. Yu jest cut tho head of! kaze the head's whar the pizen stays an' then you " But he stopped short. "You Hiram!" called the woman in the doorway, "Ef you don't come right here an' git that washboard, an he'p me scrub these here cloze. you'll know why!" "All right, Molly," said the snake man meekly. "I'm comin'l" At lanta Constitution. A season Ticket to the Chautauqua With every $25.00 Cash purchase from the St. Louis Furniture Company. Don t forget we are headquarters for Cast and Steel Ranges. Here are the names of the Ranges we are selling. The Great Majestic Range; The Sheridan Stoves and Ranges j Champion Hot Blast and the celebrated Buck's Ranges. EXTRA SPECIAL! We were fortunate enough to pick up a real "snap" in H "r:. -! i i n ..... . 1 fining nairs wnicn we win sell, while they last, at a great bargain. A set of 6 Chairs worth $7.50 for $5.50 A set of 6 Chairs worth $9.50 for $7.50 A set of 6 Chairs worth 10.00 for $8.00 We sell a 4-ball Croquet set for 75c Lawn Swings, while they last,for $5.00 We sell a G-ball Croquet set for $1.00 Lawn Seats, while they last, for 90c Hammock's at $2.00, $2.25 and $2.50 A few Refrigerators Very Cheap. WE BUY Your PRODUCE And pay you more than St. Louis Quotations for it in exchange for Hardware and Furniture. When in town make my store your stopping place. We are always glad to see you. and make you welcome. Yours for business, St. Louis Furniture Company, CLEVE SMITH, PROP. MONTGOMERY CITY, - s MISSOURI I A 8WELL1NQ. rTwo soldiers," said Capt. P. O. Church, at a dinner at Palm Beach. "once decided to celebrate Valentine day with a little beer. "There beine no canteen, ono sol dier got leave, went out and bought a pail of foaming lager. "As he was retummtr to the bar racks with the pail under his coat, his company officer stopped him, sav ing: '"What have you got there, my. man a tumor r "'No; a can, sir,' was the reply." 8. P. C. A. AGENT'S REPORT. The society's officer, who arrested a man for cruelty to a miserable looking horse, asked his nrisoner if ho ever fed the animal. "Ever feed him?" replied the hu man brute. "He's got a bushel and a half of oats at home now. onlv he r v ain't got time to eat 'em." INGENUOUS CONFE38ION. "I lovo to moke dainty dishes, of the loft-ovor foodi" remarked vounar Mrs. Nuwedd. "So?" 1 "Yes: and since tl becran doincr tha ..'cooking I have, plenty of left-over jmawrial tojworir wltn." ilana Statement of the Condition of The flontgomery County Bank 1 i in Montgomery City June 30, 1910 RESOURCES LIABILITIES Loans Overdrafts Cash and Sight Exchange 258.63538 304.24 87,389.69 346,329.31 Capital Stock Surplus and Profits Deposits Dividends Unpaid 50,000.00 23.458.S0 272,750.81 120.00 346,329.31 SAMUEL. SHARP, Cashier. do ryow Montgomery City People Should Not Wait Until It Is Too Lato. The appalling death-rate from kidney disoaso is due In most cases to the fact that the little kidney troubles are usually nee- looted until-they become serious. The Blight aymptona give plaoe to chronlo disorders and tne sufferer goes gradually into ihe grasp of diabetes, dropsy, brlght's disease, eravel, or some other serious form of kidney obmplajnt. If , you suffer-, from . baokaohe. heaaohes, - dlazy .Bpella; if 'the kidney secrettong are Irregular of passage and unnatural in appear ance, do not delay. Help the kidneys at once. Doan'a Kidney Pills are es pecially ior kidney disorders they euro where others fail. Over one hundred thousand people have recommended them. Here's a case at home t Mrs. Nanoy Laird, of Montgom ery City, Mo., saya: "Doan'a Kid ney Pills have been used in mv . w family with the best of results. The contents of three boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills, procured at Crump & Kldwell'a Drug Store, disposed of a oase'of lumbago. and kidney troublo of long standing arido. although two VMri:lhBv since pawed, then .ha been? no HfWMU WWW" For Bale, by all dealers. Price 60 cents. Fostor-Milbum Co., Buffalo, New York, solo agents for tho United States, Remember tho name Doan's . and take no other. 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