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THE SEP AT J A "WEEKLY BAZOO. TUESDAY, JUNE 9, 1 885.
SUITS
Worth $40
HADE TO ORDER FOR
$2S
00.
MPANTS
Worth $10
MiDE XO ORDER TOR
$600,
-At-
SPBINGr CLOTHES.
Dashed In and Out by One Who
Don't Slop Over.
GOING TO A SUMMER RESORT.
The proprietor of the Goat House walked
along the platform of the union depot last
night under the electric light, in his red
socks and low-necked shoes. The train
from the south rolled in and our hero took
his station, handing his card to p:S3ers-by
which read as follows :
I GOAT HOUSE.
i Accommodation for Man or Beast. :
: Sedalia, Mo. :
One old ladj with three grown daughters
stepped up to the landlord and to. -k his
card.
The old lady handed the card to one of
the daughters, who red: "Goat House.
Accommodation for man or beast"
"Well, mister." said the old lady, fmy
darters and I are on our road to a northern
summer resort from Austin, Texas, and we
can't stp at your house, because we're
neither man or beaat we are thres ladies."
Landlord "Waal, I'll try and give you
THE
BEAUTIE
WHAT WOULD LOOK WBLL.
Children's Slippers
A.T
Bet'er streets.
Ice grow on bush s.
Secretary Bayard visit Sedalh.
The cjpital removed to Sedalia.
Some of the holes on Ohio Etreet filkd.
The people all get rich and be hippy.
rnt. o x
iueoi. .Louis race mis weex a suc
cess.
policemen with
FOOTUGHT FLASHES.
Items of Interest to Play Goera
from Everywhere.
MOORE'S OPERA HOUSE
Nevada, Mo.,
Harry C. Moore, Proprietor and Manager.
Population 5,00 . Seating Capacity 900.
university get a fresh ton Ideals text seaacn, af er all.
WM. COURTNEY & CO., 206 OHIO ST.
P.
More
Fifer.
The SedaTa
boom for 1885-86.
The water works
please eerjbody.
The Fourth of July c'labration at the
lair grounds a gr-md success.
1 he admirers of Deacon Simeon Din-
Mary Ander.on has gone to Paris.
the "sand" of
Myron Whitney will go with the Bos-
S. We have the best selected stock of hriddieaIlinonemeetIo81'ouse-
m-a -i rwi tt j ii mM me railroads nave more business and
uiiiiareii s straw nats m tne city.
227 Ohio Street.
tor eipt-nces when it comes to enterta;ning
gnteei folks like you."
lorn (Jox walKiu up and Bug-
fi--AVkTrnfi ft- "Dlii Dwao gested mat nis nonor cou'Q iurnisn
DiepiieilS ? XillCIlie JSrOS.j them shelter, and they walkedja way, follow-
mg Tom, who was loided down to the
guards wi'Ja grips and bundles.
The landlord was disconsolate, lie
found Officer Mason and asked him if there
was any wav to keep Tom Cox from inter
fering with his custom.
"Yes, said Mason, a smile playing
aroun 1 h's mouth well stained with to
bacco juice.
'How will I do it " asked the landlord
The Water Works.
Elsewhere the Bazoo publishes the pro
position of the National Water Works
the best in town, sb strawberries are sellintr company made to the board of aldermen
three boxes for a quarter, and I don't care Sedalia, and which has been the Miujct
"WHOLES AXiE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN
Coffin?, Caskets, Robes, etc.: also a full and
complete Jock of Parlor Sets, Cham
ber Suits and Furniture of
all kinds.
106 and 108 Fifth street, south of new
court house, Hillis block. 3-ld&wly
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WEEKLY BAZOO.
SEDALIA MO.
TUESDAY, JUNE 9,1885.
anxiously.
"Move away," said the officer, aud he
walked away thumping his cine on the
plank walk.
AT THE MOBERLY RACES.
Deacon Simeon Dinwiddie vi-ited
Moberly last week on Ecme church busine-s
and took in the races Pit Carmody told
him that the boss would be on the ground
ana that he must look out for the slick fel-
of so much consideration and discussion
during the past three weeks. Every citi
zen of Sedalia fchould real it carefully at d
thoughtfully in order to know exactly
what rus been offered. That thee are
some objectionable features connected with
it which should and would have to be
corrected before it could be accepted, al
i
most any one can readily set, out au is
only a tiist draft submitted n 1 exp c eJ
to be modiueJ, there is no reason way u
should be whollv rei cted, provided t: e
people f el that they would be benefitteJ
bv unloading the water works frcin the
city'h shoulders.
App n-leu to i lie proposition is U12 re
port cf the committee on water worke
showing the piesen? condition anil pur
ported needs of the water works to render
thtni c flu ient. In regard to that there can
be but one question to answer, as to
its efficiency. If Sedalia actually
has a water works which has a sum i nt
rapacity for the need of the city. If the
prvssnt niiins as they are now lid art
ample and sufficient for the pressnt de
maads of consumers, and to resist ih-s out
break of fire throughout the ciU, tl.ea
THE COURTS.
the employes more remunerative pay.
Congressman Heard succeed in recom
mencing lirdt-class men for pjstmasters in
ine eixm uisintt.
Wm. J. Kcanlan arrived in X(r Vrrb
so managed as to Ctv t MVm.v hen Mrt.oJ k;c
soo.
Fay Tern pie ton U still singing at tha
Spanish Fort, New Orleans, before large
audeuces.
Frederick Warde's engagement at
Portland, O e., was a great success. He
begins a fiv nighis' enaement at Helena,
Mont., to nijrroff Dight.
The dramat'zation of "Tom Sawyer,"
which w s recently pie e. tad for the" first
time with Mollie Kevel in the title role..
began
The County and the Courtesans j Hereford's Acid Phosphate-Hun- hES been Pronounced a failure.
o uuuwok. i I i .u : a TP " i
Dr. C.R. Dake, Belleville, III., says: "I S" B?ft - i w j iau);
have prescribed hundreds of bottles of it u! ? Fi?' ' ?ade gK&l
t. ? -t . i -., t " w hu and received a perfect ovation.
Monte Vaughn, the frail fair one men- y. " Ul K, . , VUUC 1U au nervous
tioned veste-dav. anneired before Jnstiee UI3ease..wmca re accompaniea Dy lo.s ct
A "
jWiB
lows who knew which horse was coming
ont first.
"I know Curg Marvin," said the deacon, clearly accerding to tnis report all tint is
"find he will hln me to strike winners " he neeaen is me expenanure oi a lew inou
asserted in a positive manner. "He's from
our town," continued the deacon.
Descon Dinwiddie walked to the fair
ground to save his nioDey so tint he could
have more to bet. At the gate he dropped
fifty cents for admission, and then found
President McLean of the Fair associaiion,
and told him that fairs were all right, but
races were an abomination in the eyes of
the Lord, "but, said the deacon, "I am
here to-day, and I dont mind buying a
pool or two, if I can strike a three-time
winner.
"All of our horses at Moberly are three
time winners," said Geo. L. Hassett, who
had overheard the deacon talking to the
president of the fair.
Jenning'8 h irse won one of the races and
another one of the horses won a seven fur
long race. The deicon was on top in both
and got thirty for one in each.
sand dollars for repairs, and the city ough
to be able to accomplish it and worry I nx
in the ol 1 groove. But if the facts a leered
and to which the report in ikes no allusioj,
are tru-, viz., that the water works are in
adequate bs to supply ; that the p:p"8 in
the city cover but one-third or lts of the
area within the city limits, and taat oue-
balf of the one-third having mains of some
kind is without fiie protection, then it is
plain that if every part of the recommenda
tion of the commiiiee was ca rled out, the
city could boast that it had an tffi ient
water service for just one-sixth of the
city corpora ion, a&d that it would not
cost over about $1 ,000 pt annum exc usive
of income to run it until further ou lay for
repairs were needed. These are tne plaiu
bare facts to be considered, and in consider
ing them it is an easy umtter to figure he
result can ba obtained by continuing in
O'Brien vest-rday and said she did not ex
actly fancy his way of d-aling with femi
nines of her class, and she wou'd therefore
like a change of Vf nu to a more suscepti
ble judge. Her petition was trrsnted and
her case transferred t Halstead's cour.'.
John Westbroak was the next culprit to
answer to roll call. He is a farm hand in
the employ of Dauthertv, who occupies the
ixrt r it i -
M oo;er? larm. aoou' me premises ana in
power.
FLBA BITE 3.
Miss Florence Marry at in a recent lec
ture advises the girs to "dt down on the
mt n." Exchange.
To niO't of the girls that wou'd prove a
soft "sit "
perfect
As the amusement season in this citv
at the opera house has closed a list of the
attractions which appeared together with
the da e and at mdance noted w ill be of
interes. In the Ut heme tntertainments.
t-re iBduded.
Sept. 1 Young Lndits orchs ra goocL
6 Lillian Browa'd Jollit es f.ti-, 10 Calen
der's minstre's good, 23 Loui-.e Sylvesier
five n ghts ( a r week) large, October 1
Josefiy fair, 3 and 4 Littles World largej
13 Frederick Warde Ltree. 17 and IS Ab-
Bob Inpersnll ?avR T..w Wnllp.
the wcois pastures of the farm are numer- not know wht he is Hiking about when he bie Carnngton opera company light, 23
l"lV.ll.Vt ?:fA Yl'Ch, ,alks of - fair G"d-"-Ex. jeie w5ta Cole OprrcoipaL three
vi.r,tn TlZw LT, r r. Bob does njt koow what he is talkint; nights light, 27 and 28 Lillian Brown's-
;S'1T J' V' ;tlM: .bout either when he t.lks about JoHitieslight, 31 Eob.rt MeWadegood,
Ii:" , , r il' . ( nnfr,,r. r. , JNovember 3 and 4 Buvr Oaks large,
7 ' " i? -,r . LKatzeaber Comedy company light,
WEATHER REPORT.
Corrected daily for the Bazoo by 0. G.
Taylor. Horolocrist and Ontician. No. 108
Ohio street, for the twenty-four hours end- the end of his noe and was setted by Car
The boys flocked around the deacon to the old groove, making the present result
congratulate him. Prominent among these the basis and mul lplymg the quotient by
was Kewt Douglas, his 8dalia neighbor, six is all that is required.
"You are a trump card, said .Newt en- nence n me present worKS cosi iu,uuo,
thusiastically. lT want you to go to St. to supply the entire city would requite
Louis with me next week. I think you are $8U0O0 or a further outlay ol tooU.UUO.
my lucky star" continued Newt as he It one-sixtn cost i.wu over m-
ilapped the deacon on the Ehoulder. come to maintain them $o,000 more or
The deacon rode bick to the city that $6,000 per annum in round figures
evening m a uses ana was a sort ot lion win oe me requirea uuukt u b-eep
among the boys. up an emcient water supply ior tsie
At the supper table he put his elates on entire city, lhis is about me only tie uc-
t e t - .P. i i. L. J-r U I..
lion io oi miue irom sucu rccuoiuieiiua
Ing at 9 o'clock p. m., June 6, 1885.
TIKE, j THER. BAB. WIND. WEATH'B
7 am.
2 pm.
9 pm.
78
90
78
28:92 j SE
28;90 i S W
28:92 SW
Hazy.
Clear.
Clear.
Extremes 69
st
and 90.
mody al the head of the table to do the
honors.
The next dav the following appeared in
the Moni'or :
"Personal. Deacon Simeon D.'nwid-
die, of Sela'ia, a prominent worker in
1 1 . - . x . 1
cnurcn mailers, was in tne city ytsterdiy
ti ns, and while there mny be the usual
allowance madj in favor of who e a!e as
over a reUil business, yet it il.
be found with the masni
sude of the undertaking there
is always a corresponding increa-e ii t'ie
ex rararnt waste and needless ixieiid'-
BAZOO BUZZ.
Yesterday was warm and clear, the
thermometer registerfng 90hin the shade.
Mr. Charle3 H. Collins, the new man
ager of Wood's opera house, is now at his
home in Detroit.
Chas Sandford, a section laborer from
Savanna, I. T., was the only admission to
the hospital yesterday, Sanford is suffer
ing with rheumatism.
Cortina's Wild West show which per
formed at the park here a few weeks go,
is said to have closed its season at Gales
burg, 111., recently. Cause, financial em
barassments.
Miss Louise Hutchison, Kansas Citv's
favorite elocutionist, after a three months'
absence, during which time she visited
Washington, D. C, Pit'sburg, Chicago and
points in Ohio, has returned home;
Amancrf.zed from hard dink Ins
"been spread.ng terror among the feminine
portion of the population of the north side
lor the past two days. Officer Kahn
brought him over and put him to bed, yes
terday, and if he is wise he will not re
Tisit the north side soon.
inauirinsr af er the spiritual welfare of the lure which invariably accompanies all p ih
r 2ople of Moberly. He appioves of the lie or political management of strici b ji
high license, but thinks it teods to cheapen ness matters. The L'os Tweed ring, 'lit j
whiskey, and therebv does not give our St Louis swindles, the U. S. navy expen i-
matters as heartv an endowment as could tures are fair illustrations of the priori pj-ls
ba desired. He goes to Sedalia to nieht." Then red, ponder, consider, and raliz iig
Thed?acon arrived in St-d tlia yesterday, that, S dnlia mu?t h.ive an efficiei.t wier
and will pas the planter a church to- system at whatever co t Act as your best
day, collecting nickels for thf heathens. judgment dictates.
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raiiL'Ui xerrvl Kantmt miwnnjriM hf-ft hfofiL-foafoil I r a f v, , trr
t: t. " ?j , , , 4 i " x w , v.uniujiuu juuuis rviuiiun in Hi y x onuei Liuuu, xt
k i ul i r ii i . ill ill unii n T. . r ... w .
u.w., ii .y ....J . tub ?SU 11 Lull Ut I OIBUICT.
u.. 4 i .v. i
luc iPfl ine prem&S, ana Thpv nrnUU7 i nt kl.Vf,e; Trm.hnHnnra Irc 9R nH 9Q Vfottm V?
home prcducioas. Urs fair, December 4 Mes:aver's We, Us 6l
-Whales are nnnsnnliv nnmomn inn, Co. large, 6 Grau s opera company good,
the New EnHml .! tl.w TTr 18 K. L. McCumno k elocutionist g od, 20
rpk t u i v t .. i . 1 wo Johns fair, 22 Madame Stanley's min-
""-" -uo rvuuisu ui4 ib str.js rf. Jannarv 1 ISSn Lizz a Tv TT1.
io:a oy blames friends during the last mergo d, 2 3 hnd 4 Fay Templeton large
campaign. 5 Adamless Edeu good. 9 and 10 Komanv
Kose (Joghlan has sold herhore.s. Ex. ivjegood, lb snd 17 Jolly iratbhnders fair,
RhPTirobsbltr fnnnd hr Pnafnn wr, William Pa srs lecturer good, 21
I UanL'ap'e TV. fn . OQ nnW OA T . ,, t
Inn PTnPT'Cl V(i tni tha en rT ft rf nnnlhinn l. 0 1 -
r- -ui.wiuujmiuj KT -K .r f ft .2fi -nd 07 rfahta
I - J - f,--.-w
aauilional. Q' London, lfirire. SO Miw Allen'o
Dignified buiine?s!men are lookincr for Pinafore cooiprnv tod, Feb. 5 Belva
a word to take the place of "hallo" in ad Lockwood, light 7 Laura . Daiatv in
dressing the conventional hole of a tele- M Mountain Pink fair, 10 Col. J. P.
phone. Ex. Sanford Jectunr gocd, 17 Flora Moore's
They should go to the new revision for a
word.
give him a terrible beat:ng. Keimtr, as
soon as released, weut home and reported
the ma'ter, and jesterday Reimer's father
swore out a warrant against Weitbrook,
who pleaded guilty to the assault, and was
fined $1 and cos's, $13 in all.
Maggie Williams was the next victim
on deck. ine bishtullv" acknowledged to
hr courtesan propensities, and wa3 fine!
$5 and costs.
halstead's court.
The case of Monte Vaughn, the cyprlan
referred to in O'Brien's court, was before
his honor all day, the case baing bitterly
contested by both sides, wilhout reaching a
conclusion until alter seven o'clock. The
batle of the lawyers and the evidence was
not only of a decidedly p2rson il character,
but of a nature unfit for publication. The
verdict of the jury, howevar, was "Guilty,"
Dmcsthene? was not born an orato-.
?ndil,h?"-'lltJ?s fixed at SlOandcosts, Hett usgled hard and failed many tim
iu au coi.o, wuicn was paiu. ne WtS homely, ard he stammered in his
police court. speech.
There was one plain" drunk and a tres- Yes, but before his death they cime to
pinetore nis honor bnyder yesterday, him for hundreds of miles to get him to
J B Lvnch was fined $5 for the p. d. and f - , . , 4, ,
Vic Collins SI f -p the vag. The only other f 0 , f he ldeF8 f
cases were dt-linquent licenses. John llbrty bald headed on the glorious Fourth
Green and John Stark paid up and were of July.
disnrsed. E C. Ott's case was continued
to the 9th inst.
A
JOHN MITCHELL,
Sedalia Printer Advertised
Fort Scott.
m
The following from the Ft. Scott Moni
tor of June 5th will be recognized as de
scribing the ameara-ee and habits nf nne
John Mitchell, who figured conspicuously pinnies on the hearse.
June bugs will be on hand as usual,
at the proper time. Xew Orleans Pica
yuae. Ham bugs are m hand all the year
around.
-Suab BernharJt has asked p3rmission
to join the Victor Hugo iuneral pro;es
sion. Ex.
Sarah might be utilized as one of the
Police Pickups.
"Please don't publ:sh my name for my
parents sake,' hedged an iomafe of the tir
box last night as the reporter entered.
''That is a very curious but common re
qest of those who get here," replied the
reporter. 'But do you know what you are
af-km
3
Officer Fifer.
The condition of the old hero last night
-was cheerful and 'the prospects of an early
recovery are quite flattering. When a re
porter called on him last night he was sit
tiDg up and able to talk. He is experi
encing confciderable difficulty in talking
and eating, owing to the soreness which
must necessarily exist for some' daya. The
wound is inflamed and the patient had a
high fever, but the most dangerous symp
toms are passing by. The ball is still em
bedded in the flesh.
Some Figure3.
It is asserted that tha expenditure of
-about $50 will place the waier works in
good condition eo far as it at pi e-en t ex
tends. This means simply $G0 over rev
enue this year.
It is fur.her recommended to supply an
efficient su pei in!endent for not less than a
iour years' term at a good salary, which
will pay him and cause him to devote his
entire time to the work. Placing this sal
sry at 4,000 will increase the annual
expenditure to $10,000 without anyex
ieosion of the works,
"Yes, of coursj I do. But why do you
ask that?"
"Because I do not think you do. It
makes me tired ail over to fee a man make
a beast of himself and by his own deliber
ate act bring disgrace and sor
row to those who love him and
then ask a newspaper reporter to
spare him iir his parent's sake, and show
them a tender e?s and regard that he
shows by his own act, he does njt himself
ftel for them."
But the plea is often effective, and it is
in this cae, dear reader.
"What has he been doin?" asked the
scribe of an officer.
"Oh, he got drunk, went home ami
whipped his mother, and h's father iays he
will prosecute any man who goes on his
bond," was the reply.
Another individual who shall f Iso be
nameless because he is frieadle:s, forlorn
and fosaken, and who, doubtless, on his
hard couch last night may have seen vis
ions of loved ones fir away and shed un
conscious tears over the sw.et remembrance
was locked up for trespass. He did not ak
that his name be suppressed. He may have
given a bgus name, or he miy have so
often seen Ins real name figure in the po
lice report that he cars nothing for it, arid
expects no mercy at the hands of his fel
lows, but surely, if he, who sur
rounded bv home, friends, relat.ves
and the comfor s they afford is entitled to
mercy after such deeds as those above,
then this poor waf ought to fiirl gome
paliition for bs unknown crimes, fct
'he tame hand, aud as to which deserves
he greater commendation let the public
and the good God say. Though it is prob
able his honor, Kecorder Snyder will be
the first one heard from on the point,
Housed Up.
For the last three months a grea. manv
people have betn housed up, because th- v
have not felt ab'e to withstand the stormy
wintry weather that has prevailed. Hut
unfortunately the confinement and cl st:
air of modern houses during the winter
season, is very enervaing, and the ty?tiu
netds help to enable all the org-.ns to do
their prpr work. If theEe organs lmve
been inactive , the consequences are si'ow
ing themselves in ihe bilious onditnn of
the system, or in constipation of the bowels,
or in disorders of the kidneys, w th a.l the
achs and pains that accompany ihe e
complaints If you are in this conditi n
from any cause yci should make, a faithful
Hal of thtt well known remedy, Kidney
Wort. It acts Ht the same time on the ki 1-
neys, uver ana uoweis, aua is tneieior- v
pecidlly fitted to correct this torpid condi
tion of the system.
in Sedalia recently :
' PASS HIM AROUND.
"Tl e brotherhood of printers is hereby
jrntd against a tramp priutar, by the
name of John Mitchell, who has proven to
be unworthy'.! cjr.fidence, rp; ct or as
t r i i .. .i .
sisitu'-e. iiucji ii came io me Aionit r
newsroom, hungry and ou: of money. He
w."s given work, and the foreman stool
g od for his board for one vr ek. Mitchell
dr w Irs pty and sneak-d out of the ctv
wiih'.-ut drilling for his boarl, leaving that
for the man who bef riended him to do. He !
Odium jumped from the Brooklyn
bridge for glory. Ex.
It may have been a glorious jump, but to
have attained bis object, he should have
j imped up, instead of down.
"Heaven Iks ab:ut us in our infancy,"
sajs the poet. Er
Aud our enemy lies about us when we
crow old.
A Nevada woman took a foil of 385
feel off a ledge, the other dav. landed in a
is aiMiit 11 years ot ae, with a ireshlv trte t p, helped herself out, went home and
sprouted mus. ache, and blck hair, which cooked dinner, js if nothing but a circus
, ... . ... . 1 . -I- 'C l 1 T. I i . 1 1 -,
ms i-jw uurtii ou ins iorenuau. xi wouia I pracession imu pa-sea oy. And vet soie
ue simply a ma'ler ot lusuci and protec
'it-n lor .-.11 papers in this section to pub
lish this John Miichc laa a firrt-class dead
b.-at a: d bum."
PERSONAL.
home
Dime Novel Work.
Officer Mason yesterday received a te!e
gram from Ibdianflpo'is reques'ini him to
amst and hold thrt-e boys, two of them
aged IS years and the o'hr 13 years, who
were expected to arrive in S'dalia eoon.
The boys are luuaways from their homes
in Indianapo:ii and were led to their esca
pade through the reiding of dime novels
and other trashy literature. Investigation
proved they had reached Sedalia Friday
evening bat up to a late hour last evening
thy had not been found.
Died.
"Wesley McClure, a well known resident
of Petiis county and for two years the ciy
marshal of Hugh sville, died yesterday at
the residence ot Jno. 8. Banks The funeral
will take place thi3 aft rnoon at 3 o'clock
from the residence
The smokers of the Richmond Straight
Cut Cigarettes will be interested to know
that they are now also packed loose in neat
card-board boxes containing fifty.
Eodmaster Rockwell returned
last night from the west.
C. G. Taylor left this morning for El
Dorado springs for a several d?y's visit.
J. R. Hoff came down from Kansas
City ya-terday on a vi it to his brothers
and friends.
Mrs. John D. Russsll re'urned yfster
day from Jeflerson City where she wmt to
attend the luneral of her mother, Chris.
Keisl ng.
Mr and Mrs. Berry srrlv d in the city
3eter(1ay from Mitch-11, Indiana, oi a
vw:t to ihi'i: ?tn, Agent Hardy Be-ry, of
tae ussoun jrciuc rjaa.
.h.. A. Holrae3, whose deceased wife
was formerly ihe well known Miss Julia
Castle, is reported as drivings street car in
ct. Louis on the union depot line.
P. B. Perkins, of Springfield, Mo., who
has been here looking into our water works
system, left for home last night. He will
return early this week to talk water works
to Sedalin.
-Dr. J. J. Littlefield and family, of Au
burn, Indiam, who are on their way to
Kansas to locate, stopp-d off in Sedalia
yesterday and are the guests of Collector
Pilkington.
Rev. D. R. McAnally, editor ef tha St.
Louis Christian Advocate, president of the
Carondolet academy, and one of the oldest
and mo-t prominent divines in the sUte,
arrived in the city yesterday and will fill
the Southern M. E. pulpit to-day, morning
and evening.
pople saj women are frail and tender.
kiii-as Citv News.
m
She whs probably ' tender" just where
she struck the tree top.
There is n .thing thai so tikes the
starch out of a youug man who has been
married about a jeir, as to have to go to a
store where there is a girl clerk with whom
he u el to keep company, and inquire for 8
packet of thes-j largd safety pins. Puck.
Unless it is for the girl to meet him
wheeling a bnby Cfrriae, and hive bis
wife ca ling h?m :paw" iq her hearing.
Bunch of Keys Urge, 24 Mrs. Livers
more lecturer good. 27 Alvm Joslin
laige, March 6 and 7 Hoop of Gold
fair, 12 James O'Neil in Monte Cristo
large, 14 Biker and Farroa light, lf
Thos. W. Ktene large, 28 Lizzie Evans
fair, April 7 and 8 Charlotte Thomp
son fair, 10 and 11 Smith and Mc
Faddtn's U. T. C. good, 17 and 18
Br.dges Twins fair, 21 Ollopadrida Episco
pal church entertainment good, 18 Boston.
Quintette club lirjje, May 4 Wm. J. Scan
l.n, largest of the sea. on, 9 Dickson's.
Skeich club fair, 23 and 24 Zoe Gayton in
Mazeppa light, 25 Mrs Donohoe's concert
good, 26 High School Commencement ex
ercises large, June 1, 2 and 4. University
closing exerciie good.
The above list of attractions have neirly
all appeared in the larger cities in first
class iheatres and r fleet much credit upon
Dr. Wtod's man?gement. The amusement
public are b.comiug hard to please be
causa of tbegret number of really good
attractions, and many that are received
favorably in some ci'-ies ara received ad
versely in other, so m.ch does the public
taste differ. Dr. Wbcd f-els that his
rapidly incras ng patent medicine busi
ness and other interests require his
dvidu d attention, ard. as the
mamaement mi his op r.i houe
required no sma 1 psrt ot his tim.
He hs leiPfd it to Mr. Ui rles H. Collins,
who the Bazoo predicts will carefully at
tend to i s interests.
OSOEOLA.
a -Decorative Act. Explicit direc
tions for every use are giTen with the Dia-
jnond Df es. For dyeing Mosses, Grassts,
Usrgs, lvoi, Hair, Ac 10 cents, druggis's
keep them. Wells, Richardson & Co. Bur
lington, Vt,
The Huckleberry Cordial.
For a Ion time it was thought that the
huckleberrv was only for table use, but it
was known during the late war in the
sh-ipe of a cord al it was superior to th
bl-ckbsrrv. Dr. Biggers' Huckleberrv Cor
dial is the GREAT SOUTHERN REM
EDY for restoring the little one from the
effects of teething; and cures Diarrhtea,
D.vtentery and all bowel afTc'ions. For
sale by all druggists at 50 cents a bottle.
Is He a Orank ?
McLiughlin Brother, undertakers of
this city, yesterdiy reci?ed the following
telegram from St. Louis :
St. Louis, June 6, 1S85.
McLaughlin Bro.'s, Sedalia, Mo
Please give full description of man that
was shot on the fourth by to-night's post.
The telegraph folks at St. Louis were in
terrogated as to the party who sent the
t Iegram, and they replied that he was a
ta'l, slim man and ?aid he did not want to
be known. Of course the gentlemen ad
dressed can make no reply to the telegram
as they do not know to whom to send their
leter.
Horrid, yes, it is, that we must suffer
from diseise, but from heart disease, ner-
vousaess and sieepiestness, Dr. Graves'
Heart Regulator will give you immediate
rel'ef ; thousands say so. 1. per bottle at
druggists.
The young bloods are making arrange
ments to f-tart a brass b ind.
Speedwell township of our county, has
organizd an anti-bond association.
Our real estate friend. Vaa B. Wisker,
is going to try his hand raising silk worm.
Z. T. Lee was fiued by his honor,
Mayor Gardner, $25 and crsts for selling
liquor without license.
Mrs. Clar.i Hoffman, president of the
W. C. T. U , is wiih us, ftivirg us a series
of tempera.c lectures.
Mrs. Lillie Thoma?, accompanied by
her husband, of Warsaw, is visiting her
childhood's home, in Osjeola.
C. H. Iucs has eit)rial charge of
the Sun during the absence of Dr Whaley,
who is att niing the editorial convention.
The Higiinsvi'Ie and Springfield
branch of ths Ch cag & Alton raihoad is
at racting he auction of oar business
men.
John C. WhaTey and wit-, of the Sun,
and Ihoi. M. Johnson, of the Plstsonist,
were in attendance at the editorial con
vention. A. P. Spencer, special agent of the
Queen insurance company, was in the city
'lhursd y to place lib company in Oscar
McNeil's agency.
Pat Malone wss struck in the head by
a derrick pole Thursday, while at work at
the Gulf bridge. The wound is serious but
not necetsariiy dangerous.
The city authorities are hiving a live
ly time among themselves and with the
balance of mankind, arising from the le
gality of a city ordinance passed by the
board of aldermen.
"Work will commence next week on
the rebuilding of the First Presbyterian
church. The walls will be taken down and
the building, when rebuilt will be much
larger, with frontage on Second street.
Comes now at this time Charl s H.
Lucas, and proposes to inflict upon a long
suffering, but patient people a history of
St. Clair county. If it has to be done, we
know of no one who can do the history
business more justice than Charley. He
will do it in a manner justifying its jjjx-portance.