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THE SEDALIA WEEKLY BAZOO. NOVEMBER 5, 1889. HANDSOMELY CELEBRATED. Prosecuting Attorney Longan's Natal Day Monday Evening. The dinner party given by Mrs. George Ldfcgan, complimentary to the thirty-third birthday of her hus band, the well known prosecuting at torney, last Monday evening, was one of the most enjoyable and well man aged affairs of the kind ever given in the citv. The entire residence was made beautiful with cut flowers and t0daJ- Death's Doing. The funeral of Ernest H. Ficcher, 6on of Louis and Mina Fischer, took place ihis afternoon at 2 o'clock from the family res idence, No. 324 West Cooper street. Ser- vieea at tne uerman .evangelical church, Rev. Kohlnaann officiating. Mr. Thomas Plumlee died yesterday afternoon. The funeral took place irom the family residence, 119 Pacific strept, this afternoon at 3 o'clock. Services by It. D. Black. Elladay, the little daughter of Charles Gray of Camp Branch, died yesterday morning at 3:30 o'clock. W. F. Alverson died at his home nine miles northeast of the city yesterday and was buried at Providence church cemetery Mr. Joseph Oliver died at his home. 918 East Fif ih street, this morning, in the 74th year of his age. The remains will be sent to Washington, Indiana, ior burial. THE WORLD DID NOT END. A Second Adventist Tells of his Disappointment. potted plants and the dining room was festooned and adorned in such a fashion with flowers and vines that the scene was a most effective as well as beautiful one. The central dining table was orna mented with a floral design in white flowers bearing the figures 33 and from the chandelier depended trailing vines of smilax and Irish ivy. Mr Iiongan with his beautiful little baby HRiitrhter. Afrnp.R8p.ntf LnncrHn VipriHa C3 CD IS J I T a T-l I . 1 1 W Mm and his handsome wife iut back iaet J? naay, was tne day set by of him presided over th nentrnl tsihU the Second Adventists forthe wor Id while two smaller table similarlv L come t0 an end- There is but one decorated with theflarger one, were this county belongm to presided over bv ieeal friends. that 3lBfc Mr- Jacob Wel1-7 llvIQg Tho mpnn wQ VnorfiQf about d miles east of thiscity. He one and was served in pirrht. was in town to-day and a Bazoo re courses under the eraceful man- Per being acquainted with his agement of Mrs. George P. B. Jack- peculiar religious belief interrogated son, Mrs. lieorsre Galbreath, Mrs. W. mm m reSara lo De mauer. P. Woods, Mrs. Frank Donohoe. "Yes," said he, "it was a great dis- Misses Eva Johnson. Trfa Npwtirlr appointment. My wife and I con Emma Longan and Lizzie Yeamans. Gently expected the world to come The menu consisted offish, oysters, t0 an end and we 8Pent the daF on , fcirkey, ham and other meats with our knees in PraJer- We have two entries of salads, olives, coffee, ices, chlIdren. bota of tender years. My frozen fruits, cakes, meringues, Koman Wlfe took the baby in her arms and I punch etc, followed by cigars and t00K ine D0J m miDe ana we wauea wine, and waited. When the sun went At the close of the dinner in a dwn I began to doubt the correct neat and happv address, Judge Z. h ness of lhe calculations made by Bailey arose and in the name of the the. head of the church at countv officials presented Mr. Lon- Bridgeport, Conn., but my wife gan with a beautiful gold charm in reminded me that the day did not the shape of a locket set with a dia- &"ly end until midnight, that gave mond. me hope, for, since my mind wa3 Mr. Longan received lhe made UP to S 1 reall7 wanted to wit- - 3 il i f j i Tit 1 1 i sift in a. frracefu wav and ;n pess me wrecK or me worm, ana we A Startling Letter Picked up the Street. on on WHAT DOES IT MEAN? would lose most of its point and strength if all the voters of that state possessed the mental and moral quali fications to enable them to use the ballot intelligently and honestly. Ihis. however, is very far from beiog the case. It is known to the think- The following letter was picked up haree DrOUOrtion 0f the voters of the the street near the intersection of Inhr nU nF atoa , umo ana Main this morning: an(1 -i flnf3 fl!tn(yf her Hnwnrthv Dear Mother-I am going send ?bis ? be w,ith the privilege of to jou through the mail this afternoon and l?e sunrage, wnue in tne smaller when you get it vour ooor Lulu will be no cities and the rural districts the onno- more. I bought four grains of morphine this site conditions prevail. In more than morning and have secured a nice room one canvass the illiterate and purchus- don .nSief " "d ,ay able element of New York City, the I can't Jive. Georee nromised faiih- democratic stronghold, has overcome fully to marrj me and on the strength of the intelligent and incorruptible vote that I slept in his arms last night. tThis of the remaindei of the state, in which morning when I awakened he had gone tDe Republicans are heavily in the and left a note sayiug that he would never j i . j J., i mrry a girl that surrendered her maiden- preponderance, and turned the scale hood :o fiim before married, as he classed ln tne national contest. such girls as no better than women of But the dominance of New York the town. My God, what Citv in national nffaisH hats nndnnhr. an awakening that note was to me. 1 1 olrr nnooA Tk u studdied a long time whether to kill him fi .r , j ... or not, but I love everv hair on his head &.,v-" bUO icjiuuhwiuo o icuu uuu and I can't harm him." Oh, how I do love virtually makes them independent of that boy. He won't love me and I can't New York in the future. In the live without him sol am coin? to mrhrpimnf. haa A STRIKE THREATENED. A Startling Discovery. Dr. and Mrs. Ed Small entertained Mayor and Mrs. J. D. Carwford. Children of Blacklisted Parents Hr aZdJS' 2 ,H- Hil, Mr and uirs. vx. r. u. jacsson, Mr. ana Mrs. Driven From School by the Jeers of Their Play-mates. J A T T . , . ueain, ism sorry momer, to onne so much misery upon vou. I wish I had taken jour advise and remained at home when George called. Watch Bertha and don't let her be served as I have been, Good Bje, Lulu. toe aaamoii or luaiana to tne sure republican states would give that party the victory without New York, even if the democrats should hold New Jersey, Connecticut and the two The letter was written on a sheet Virginias. This calculation is on the of fools cap in blue ink. The hand- basi? of the present appor writing was very good and its gen- tionment. The new allotment of eral get up indicated the writer was a members of the house of renresen- girl of considerable education and in- tatives, however, which will be telligence, but there was nothing to based on the national count made indicate who the unfortunate girl is next year, will undoubtedly increase or when she comtemplates commit- the relative Republican strength in ting the act she threatens. the Electoral College and perhaps .w.n.i,.'L be efficient to give the Republicans -upHUOfl. the victory even if Indiana should be BYLER ROBINSON. ,08t; But m any event it is hardly prooanie mat tne district witnm a radius of a mile of the city Hall in "V r t n:. ;n - I W I Mlk 1 t U J Will Ml. HITRin 1 Pleasant Wedding Which Took cise the sw Jin preaidentiai riace at ixoon TO-liay. tests which it wielded so often past. exer- con in the and Dr. Geoiere W. Kobinson. of his response testified his appreciation C0Dtinued our prayers until the clock Trinidad Col , took place at 12 o'clock in a manner which won him manv 8truck midnight. My wife arose and , to-day at Calvary church. Mis3 Byler i is the ddushter of Mr. and Mrs. J. M. PrP Vi)9 n f rnrr mhn litr-f? in o enrinn TbeweddiBg of Miss Lilly Byler He caught sucb a cold that he could not ju n manner wnicn won mm munv compliments. Among other things Put tne cnildren .oecI and DOln of ue aaia mat wnue to nis wire and ju"u"i-u) , umu, child belonged the honors of the even- and 8mce that nour we have not SP0' in?, vpfhft himsAlf bH Wno ff i,A nen a wora to eacn otner anout our charm " disappointment of last Monday. The souvenir cards were pretty So far as 1 know mJ wife and 1 are creations and bore eiVhf- fnnnnnHnima the only Second Advent people in for the correct answer of which a tnis cou.nly-. There was a family of a prize was offered of a beautiful pair inai Delier ilvm near seaman a year of jrold evA alftsRPB Tha foil Jorso ago, butthev removed to the Capt. L. Bridges, the "booby" going west some months ago. n A?Dgan Wlre 1eXU1Blte Kheumattc Syeup Co , Jackson Mich, gown of blue surah with a scarlet Qenis: For years I have been ereatlv Iront, Mikado sleeves, diamond orna- afflicted with inflammatory rheumatism, ments and carried a fan of white mar- ibe pain and soreness of the joints at times about nlnmntrp beini almost unbearable: could Byler, old and much respected resi- move t .1 '.i-i e .i -- Arrnaa Knnrf T r. cool oniy wnn me use or cruicues. m as a picture in a dainty costume of cameo pink surah and duchesse lace. ition to this my stomach became badly diseased, and neuralgia set in which threatened to end my day. A travelling Among the gentlemen present, m.an stopping with me gave me quite a nearly all of whom were local legal f15"7 or niooara s pneumatic byrup, lights or conntv nffiniak wprn TT n h?4 lhe peculiarities of its combination, vf n J w wnicb induced me to try it. 1 have taken fcmnett, Ueorge r. B. Jackson, six bottles, and no act in my life affords Xouis Honman, Henry Lamm, me greater satisfaction than in writing you Judge Z. F. Bailey, Frank Land- that I am well man. mann. P. H. SAno-rPP T A Wmon j. Deueve it 10 oe me oest remedy ever Col. Hoy, L. L. Bridges, Ellis Smith. E. L. Collins, John Montgomery, jr., Thomas Mitchum, Judge Halstead, B. H. Gray, Emil Landmann, W. O. B. Dixon, Gilmer Gilbreath. John K. Clopton, A. B. Easton, John lucu-miey, Vr. Uverstreet, B. T. Gentry and others. other guests were Mr. P. G. Walker, father of Mrs. Lonean, and Elder and Mrs. Longan, father and mother of Mr. Longan. WINE OF CARDUI. a Tonic for Women. A Tall Chimney. A chimney 340 feet in height has just heen completed at Fall Eiver, Mas. It is thirty feet gquars .at the base and cost 28,000, It is next to the tallest chimney in the world, the tallest being 500 feet high, and is located at Paisley, Scotland. The Fall Eiver chimney will furnish draft for the boilers of four new factories. It requires the most skilled labor to con struct such a chimney, and the slightest deviation of fixed rules as to the reduction of its diameter, which lessens at about 1 inch in 80 inches ris, or the failure to construct the cores which extend fiom the base to the top, would result in the col lapse of the whole structure. The build ing was watched with much interest until the last brick was laid. As the chimney's altitude increased the size of the workmen decreased to the eye to that of vertable Lilliputians. The steel-nerved chimney builders walked about their narrow scaf folding at the top of the chimney with but one plank between them and eternity, with as much ease and carelessness and chatted and laughed with as much nonchalance as though they were in the middle of a forty-acre pasture lot. formulated. A. J. Bowrarx", Proprietor, Empire House, Independence, Iowa. W. E. Bard, Druggist, Sedalia, Mo. The Sins of the Ancestors The Bcripture declaration that the sins of the fathers will be visited upon the chil dren even to the fourth generation neyer fails. The society seeking to reiorm fallen women, carefully inquire into the history of the generations back of the woman they Eeek to reclaim. If there is a single licentious or dissolute person among her ancestors she is lost beyond all possible hope and the society does not expect a permanent rtform, but if her ancestry are all pure people who lived the right kind of lives, reform is sure, but the facts show that less than 2 per cent of the fallen wome have such ancestors. Blood will tell. It has been discovered that the father of the young woman who ran off with O. F. Kelsey last week was killed for seducing the wife of a friend. She is not therefore to be blamed for bengj Sing, Poor, unfortunate, Batrachian! In what a sad plight he must have been. And vet his misfortune was one that often befills sogers, iuany a once tuneiul voice amoo? those who belone to the "eenus homo" is dents of the eUy, and is a young lady utterly spoiled by "cold in the head," or nf intpllitrpnrR nnd refinement, -with a on the lungs, or both combined. For the - & , i . , , l n ;w,l nf fSianAa 0j uuve menuoneu -croaKer- we are noi - i uu: , i j . - w.wv. auniirera. vs. xwumtruu, ia a but we reioice to know that all human well known and prominent singers may keep their heads clear and resident of Trinidad, is president throats m tune by a timely use of Dr. of the state medical association and a S3fieS cfJa"h -medy nd Dr. Piercs n nfmonv rfmirRh1e. minifies nf uowen weaicai discovery, Dotn oi wnicn both head and heart. Calvary church are 60 7 ruggists. was beautifully decorated with au- THE S TODD A HD CASE. lumn leaves and flowers for the cere mony and the beautiful ring service was used by the Er. J. J. Wilkins, The Defen(ient Held Eor the Ac- wnu baiu me wurus tuat xxjuuc tuc j. e . bridal couple man and wife. The uuii ui iuo urauu jury. bride wore a verte green lamise cloth gown with an entire iront of Koman embroidery in copper and green shades. The directoire coat was also finished with the copper and green embriodery and with this beautiful gown was worn a Yelvet toque ana gloves to match. In her hand she carried an elegant prayer book, the gift of her mother. The urbers were Messrs. Charles Dexter, Will and Lee Byler, broth ers of the bride, and "WillRitcbey. The weddug march was performed by Mr3. B. B. Lynn. After the cere mony the immediate bridal party were handsomely entertained at the Byler residence, corner of .Fourth and Lamine, at an elegantly served luncheon, after which, amid many good wishes, Dr. and Mr3. .Robinson left for Kansas Citv where they will remain until to-morrow and then to their own elegantly fitted up home in Innidaa. Among the many choice presents were paintings, solid silver vare and rare china, engravings, brie a-brac. bronzes and many other articles. The Bazoo together with many friends wishes Dr. and Mrs. Robin son a life of prosperity aud happiness. The trial of Mr. Stoddard, theEaJ1 Sedalia swichraan charged with a fe loneous assault on Pat P. Murphy, was concluded before Police Judge Brady last evening, and resulted in being held for the action of the grand jury. His bail was fixed at $500, but he was unable to give it and was re turned to jail. Jno. Hall, at a 6 o'clock tea Tuesday afternoon. Col. Crawford and Mr. Jackson spent a few weeks early in the fall on a big hunting expedition in Colorado and they were full to the brim with huutinsr stories. The Missouri Pacific shop men claim They claimed that thev had slauerh- that a number of their fellow workmen tered bear and elk, the royal game of haye been placed on the black list by the mountains, and produced photo the Sedalia brauch of theMercantile graphs of themselves surrounded with Protective association, who got behind piles of that class of game. Their and are not abte to pay their debts at stories would have passed at par had the present time on account of sickness, not Mr. Hill happened to place a They have the sympathy of the entire magnifying glass over one and no force at the shops. The greatest in- ticed that the bleached featere3 of dignation prevails among the men on the Elk's horn3 had been reproduced that account and they propose to by the faithful camera, but so light withdraw their patronage from the that it could not be noticed by the merchants who furnished the names naked eye. The horns looked as if of these unfortunates to the associa- they had laid upon the mountain tion. The children of one of the aide for a year or more and forced the blacklisted men came home from conclusion that the photograph man school at noon to-day with their books had fixed up an ouifit k please am in hand and declared that they would bitious hunters. The bears had a never go back. They say that this suspicious Icok. It may be that they morning on tne play ground other really killed the game phetographed,. children twitted them by saying but these old horns look bad. "Your pa is no good. He is on the black list and don't oav his debts. WHOLESALE ROBBERY. while our papa pays hi3 debts and is somebody." To say that the parents of these The Entire Winter Stock Stolen children were mad don't express the . .... idea. Tha father nf th nhiMron rom a Montserat store. - w a, w A www VUiAvIA w Li claim that be got behind while his family was sick and he has mt been able to catch uo although hp. One of the stores at Montsprat w has paid all of his surplus robbed last night by a couple of men earnings on his debts every month who drove up to the rear door with a since. wagon and loaded up a lot of new TbG railroad man while speaking to goods, about 600 worth, and drove a Bazoo reporter about the matter away undiscovered. The track of the said, "I tell you the next strike will wagon was so plain'that it could be fcl- be a strike of right against wrong and lowed quite a distance. The goods sto- we won't quit work to win it either." len comprised the winter stock which. Shopmen in the Missouri Pacific had been rece'ved the day I e'ore. Some shops say they don't care how much a of them haa been unpacked and were dead beat is black listed, but they ob- lying on the counter ready to be ject seriously to having: good men who placed upon the shelves. The robbers have always paid their debts until they took the whole outfit but did net were overtaken by misfortune, treated touch any of the old stock.. The Ba- like a dead beat. There ia consider- zoo's informant was unable to give able talk about striking back by boy- the name of the merchant nor any cotting ail belonging to the more of the particulars. The town association. In their move in was all stirred up over it this morn- that direction they get strong back- ing as he drove through the town, and ing from the merchants that a party had started out in pursuit of association and was looking the There is no sweetness in a kiss, Unless your leeth are just like pearls, Then would you share its trembling bliss, Use SOZODONT at ence, sweet fiirls ; For it alone gives to the mouth. White teeth and fragrance of the South. MeElree's WINE OF CARDUI for female diseases. M Missouri's Mineral Wealth. For the week ending last Saturday the mines in Southwest Missouri yielded lead and zinc valued as follows : The Joplin mines, $14,53S ; Webb City, $21,064 95 ; Centerville, $5,226 ; Zinctite. $4,442 ; Lehigh, $3,652 ; and Galena, Kan., $9,438. The Center Creek Mining com pany's mines in the Webb Citv district yielded 1,100,000 pounds of zinc ore aod 24,740 pounds of lead ore. cELBEE3 WINE OF CARDUI for Weak Nerves. Have You Kheumatism ? If so, a2-ceat stamp sent to Hunmcuit Medicine Co., Atlanta, Ga., will put yau on the -war to be cured. Their book will be s-nt containing won derful accounts of cures enected by this remedv "by well-known physicians, clergymen and others. Don't delay, but address them, with stamp, at once. iet it out of your system before your heait become permanently diseased. In cases of Fever and Ague, the blood is as effectually, though not so dangerously poisoned by the effluvium of the atmos phere as it could be by the deadliest poi son. Dr. J. H. McLean's Chills ani Fever Cure will eradicate this poison from lhe system. 50 cents a bottle. Frequently accidents occur in the house holdjwhich cause burnE, cuts, sprains ana bruises; for use in such cases Dr. J. H. McLean's Volcanic Oil Liniment has for many years been the constant favorite family remedy. Great Reduction in Horse-Shoeing. As I am tiied of doing most of my work on erf dit, I have reduced the prices of horse-shoeing to the following terms, for cash : Old shoes, 15 cents a shoe "j 60 cents all around ; plain shoes, 20 cents a shoe j 75 cents nil around ; new steel toed shoes, 25 cents a shoe ; $1 all around. These low prices are for cash only. E. J. Kelsllkg, 314 West Second rtreet, 9-29j&wlm, Sedlia, Mo, fevF Toi-K as a Decisive State. St. Louis Globe-Dem'crat. Senator Frank Hisccck Iiopes that the xiuie is near at hand when lhe im mense democratic majorities in the city of New Yo: k w ill not bejpolent enough to decide presidential contests. Good citizeES of all parties and of all sec tion3 will join the Jistingoished New Yorker in this aspiration. In four national elections, exclusive of that of last year, the result wpj determined by f.he vote ar the empire state. The support drawn from the whigs in New York in 1844 tnd given to Birney, the candidate of the liberty party, en abled Polk, tie democrat, to carry tho state aud the election, and defeat Clay for the presidency. Four years later a diversion made by Van Buren from the democracy in that state de feated Cass and senl Taylor, the whig nominee, to the White House. In 1880 the siate elected Garfield, and in 1884 it defeated JBlfine and placed Cleveland in the presidential chaii . The objection to the potency which New York holdd in national contests Altncky Strike. A party of Sedaliaus, recently purchased a piece of mineral land in oueof the South western counlies for a trifle. They have naa ii propeciea ana succeeded in open ing two shafts yielding enormous quanti ties of zioc and lead, one at a depth of six-ty-fiye feet. They are elated over the find, and they can afford to be, as the land con tains a dozen handsome fortnes. They are so exceedingly modest that they forbid lhe mentioning oi uieir names in connec tion with the mines. One of the gentlemen is arranging to build a lesidence here to cost $10 000 and he expects to dig the money out of hi3 miue. He has been of fered $1S,000 for his interest, one fifth. A century of progress has not pro duced a remedy equal to Ely's Cream Ealm for catarrh, cold in the head and hay fever. It js not a liquid or a enufF, but is perfectly safe and easily applitd iuto the nostrils. It gives immediate relief and cures the worst cases. Don't say that there is no help for ca tarrh hay fever and cold in the head, since thousands testify that Ely's Cream Balm has entirely cu-ed them. It super seeds tho. dangerous use of liquids and snuffs. It is easilv aunlied into the nostrils and gives relhf at once. Price 50c. Nevada in JKonr or Peril Nevada is stirred up over a scheme which involves the huiiding of tliree rail roads through Vernou county neither of which will toucn Nevada. A meeting has been called at the courthouse to-night and the Mail in a double leaded notice frantic ally appeals to all .Nevadians to come out as "this is an hour of pril to Nevada." "If we fail' says the editor," "there will be two roa-1 running thiough the eastern p3rt of our country neither of which will touch Nevada and n the north the Missouri Pacific will car ry the trade of Vernon county to Fort Scott. Nevada will be a garden roofed over aud deprived of sun shine and rain." don't belong to the while the reporter matter up he found clear cases where the outside merchant was doing all he could to stir up hostility to the as sociation. Their object is to get the men to go into a scheme to boycott the insiders and of course thev will thereby get a large increase of trade. lhe merchants of the association ought to be careful about blacklisting: names and be sure the man they thus ruin is really a dead beat and not an umortunate. ine blacklisted names are quite numerous nearly three made a careful pages closely printed in fine type. i K lie robbers, but he did net stop to learn any farther particulars. Baby wii tick, fmtarCHtaH, "Hin lit fTfrnna lfliw. i A DEAD LETTER. Kemarkable Presentiment Caused by Such a Letter. , Fall i-astnrage. The Farmers' Eeyiew of Chicago has investigation of the fall pasturage in tne western states. In? pa per announces that there is absolutely no fall pasturage except in Ohio, Missouri and Kentucky. Wisconsin and Minne sota have sufieied the most from the drouth. The lack of faU pasturage will materially affect the cattle raising business. A Night .Engineer's Strj. The Brunswick (Ga.) Times tells good railroad story : "I was on the Tuesday morning Mrs. Stegman re- night run," said the engineer, "and ceived from the dead letter office a my train was about thirty minute letter she had written to her son late. I said to my fireman 'keep about three months ago. He had her hot , I mean to go to meeting been in Colorado, but left before his point on time.' During the next fif mother's letter reached him. She had teen minutes I was not long in passing not heard from him since and better- the mile posts, for my engine flew ing that the stamp of the dead letter along at the rate of fifty miles an honr office meant that he -wa3 dead, she down a long grade as straight as an lamented in the most heart arrow. Suddenly something struck broken manner and would neither be me in the face, making a slight comforted nor accept the explanation wound. I slowed down. Whats of her friends of the functions of the that near the furnace door V I asked BLACK-DRAUGHT tea cure? Conitlpatioa. t 11.. nr T t aeaa teller omce. ner mends were startled about 4 o'clock the same day by a telegram from the authorities of a Kansas City hospital, stating that her son Jb red had died there about a week ago and inquiring what should be done with the body. Mrs. Steg man was not any more startled than she was when she received the letter. The remains were ordered to be shipped here. They arrived yester day morning and were buried yester day. It appears that the young man had been at the hospital but a few days when he died. Nothing could be found to tell where his people lived and the remains were kept until, at last, a clue was found. Married in St. X.enls. Richmond Deane, assistant general su perintendent of the Pullmaa Gar company at Chicago, formerly assistant to the divis ion supesmtendent here, will be married to-day to a young lady well known in St. Louis society circles. Globe Democrat. Mr Deane was formerlv a resident of this city and is a relative of Mrs. A. E. Easton, jr. The young lady to whom he was wedded to-day was Miss Katharine Finn, an accomplished young lady of St. Louis and daughter of Mr. John Finn, a prominent resident of that city who resides at No. 2715 Lucus Avenue. A Former Sedailaa. President Harrison denied the applica tion of J. M. Dayis for a pardon yesterday. He was sent to the penitentiary for a term of three years for stealing in the Indian Territory. Davis formerly lived here. of the fireman, pointing to a little bit of white paper just to my left. Ther fireman stooped, picked up the pa per and handed it to me. In the dim light of the steam gauge 1 read z Look out at the river bridge ; there is a tie on the track.' Sure enough, just at the entrance to the bridge X found a tie securely fastened across the track;" The piece of paper has been framed and hung over the en gineer's parlor mantel, and he calls it his mascott, for he has never been behind since it was thrown into his cab. Exchange. Carter's Little Liver Pills will be found an excellent remedy for sick head ache. Thousands of letters from people who have used them proye this fact. Ask your druggist for them. FiTS. All Fits stopped free by Dr. Kline's Great Nervz Kestoreb. No Fits after first day's use. Marvellous cures. Treaties and $2 trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline, 931 Arch street, Philadelphia, Pa. If you once try Carter's Little Liver Pills for sick headache, biliousness or con stipation you will never be without them, they are purely vegetable ; small and easy to take, all druggists sell them. The only reliable vegetable substitute for calomel, which acts on the liver, bloodr kidneys and stomach, and best anti-billions purgative is Maguire's Cundurango, Indorsed by Archbishop Ryan, of Phil adelphia ; Bey. McNally, of St. Louis,, and a host of prominent psople.