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PUMPKIN PIE. It was not exactly pumpkin pie but just as good. Saturday evening twenty six youths and ! misses paid Wray and! Miss Mary Fuqua a visit. It was a pie and pound party. That is, the girls were sweeter and more luscious than pie and the boys each had a pound of confections. Smiles, laughter, fun and a new sweetheart were the features of the evening. We cannot speak for the girls but -there was more than one of the boys waked up Sunday morniag wondering where they were -at." EAST WINDS " The east winds, did you ever give them a thought,- with the exception of thinking them nas ty aud raw? Dickens, with the I exception of Scott is recogniz ed as the novelist. When seeking a nasty eompari- ! son or something disagreeable lie always speaks of the east winds. The Bible refers morel often to the east wind than tfny i other. Experience teaches lift that the next thing to tire and brimstone (we Jiuvu't been there) is the east wind. Beware; ..r ill . . , . i . -. rr, in me east winu ana "Vldaers is the Scotclimiflis .a.dv.icei""'"' Why is It that ?28$ vs lias never been ansVere'd? Be cause it cannot be." . i ' 1 Rev. B. F. Hi.xsqu preached for J. U. Biggs at Oakland Stiff dav. vide for in a practically barren ' FOR MIIMAhII Mil... t . .1 , I - a ivjiicsii.tu six men io one, no women or children and all the provisions and munition of war that he wanted. Joseph defeated him at every turn and when the snows were deep, the weather bitter Joseph die tated his own terms of surrend er and Gen. Miles afterwards violated each and every term. Miles is as fond of gew saws as Aguinold is said to be. CALIFORNIA A TEXAS WONDER. Hall's Great Discovery. One small bottle of Hall's Great Discovery cures all Kid ney and bladder troubles, re moves gravel, , cures diabetes, seminal emissions, weak and lame backs, rheumatism and all irregularities of the kidneys and bladder in both men and worn-1 en, regulates bladder trouble in I children. If not sold by your druggists, will be sent bV mail on receipt of si. Ode small bottle is two months treatment, j and will cure any case above! mentioned. E. W Hall, sole ! manufacturer. St. Louis. Mo. j Send for testimonial Sold hv B. 0. Wcod. The Burlington Route has' week I v tourist sleeper excur sions, personally conducted (by a Burlington Route Agent every Wednesday from St Louis, and Thursday from Kan sas City and St. Joseph to Los Angeles and San Franscisco. The route is via Denver, Scenic Colorado, Salt Lake City with 98 per cent, sunshine through out the year. Ask Ticket Agent Or write. L. W. WAMJLBY, General Passenger Agent. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis Fancy Horse Show, St. Louis, Mo., October 10 Nov ember 4, 1899. October 81st and November 2d only at open rate of one and one third of the standard fare for the round trip, tickets to be good returning up to and in cluding November 8th.- Burl ington Route. KhAD THIS. Bowling Green, Mo., July 18 1898. -To "Dr. E. , HaU,. St Louis. Mo.V Dear SiV: We .have been selling your Texas Womler Hall s Great Discovery, for. two to years and recommend it to any with any kidney onenffeVini I L a J II Kt .James S.- Elzea has sold two1 we i: fine Hereford bulls to H. M. Clark. Mr. Clark will sli'ip them to Texas. Fr. W.. D. McKisnoa chaplain of First California Regiment denies that the U. S. soldiers desecrated the churches in the Philippine Islands. Of all things Monroe County, Missouri has ever known, that little deal of 28$ -vs 47.50 takes both the lead and ginger bread. trouble as being the best remedy we have ever sold. Yours truly, Pi UNKLi. it Davis. Ey Eakle of Palmyra was a business visitor in the city Fri day. He came up to visit his sister Mrs. C. P. McCarty and to see a live town. Miss Mary Proctor 7 of ttaw city who is one of the students At Hardin College, Mexico has been quite ill. Her many friends will be glad to learn that she is improving rapidly. U. J. Davis and accomplished daughter drove from their home near Emden to the city Saturday. Miss Zetta is often ia Palmyra and Quincy but when she wants to go .shopping she comes to Mouroe City to. do it. The Queen of tye prairies like her rose buds, leads the world. For a fresh pretty blos som the para'tries will mane the hillsides hustle to getther.e ow color or freshness. t,.t,r ONCE AGAIN? . Once again . Monroe- City Has been compelled to quarantine (Monday) against. Paris. We' feel sorry for our sister tovji, A wanderinging Africo-Ameri- cau brought the trouble on ihe- Lapital ot tne county. Tjuwus it looks like a shame that Irre sponsible are permitted.-, to wonder at will over the country and temporarily ruinthe fairest towns in the State. mIlESON PARADE. Gen. Miles and party in a private car is touring the west and inspecting the western posts. It will be remembered that he is the gentleman who had a six mouths runuiug tight with Chief Joseph. Joseph had this women and childereu to pro TO BURN. " Missouri grows grass, apples, wheat, corn, oats, berries and mules and is not second best on tobaceo or corn juice. She is recognized as an authority on coal, iron (the best iron in America is in the Iron Moun tains) she leads in lead and zinc and now the report comes from Independence that they have struck an 8 foot vein of petro lium. The Grand Old State plays second fiddle to none and the man who is a Missourian is in luck for the blue grass regions of Ky. and valley of Va. is not in it with their chil dren and grand children even it there is not ten or a dozen kids in the family. THE TOUGHEST. The toughest lot of soldiers that ever started across the UnitedState's was the ' Forty Sixth Regiment Massachusetts Vol. 'bere were 1500 of them and .tljey; painted tile earth, sXv.Sl,as and "citie-s1 a' limd litieV At. Cincinnati, OhiQ," tile then got.niirk and raised' cain as well as other, thfrigsf The offenders were forced' aboard the traiii'aird twenfrr-H wi- ( . . . a drumhead .CQurt-martialeu arft snt to jirjsuu for five years at Coluinhus. Ohio. When they ierve t)euvwHl be dishonora bly discharged. Colt Sthhyler then, marclled with drawn sword thVbhgh' the .trains and sternly ttfld 'the men i No more men will be 'sent to prison, but by, Heaven jf 'this, conduct con tiiwes a worse fate will be in store for you. When the men arrived at St. Louis they were quiet but sullen. (The bean eating nutmeg State has broken the record for rowdyism..) Offered age .its in every town to secure 'subscriptions the magazine ,'IGOOD HOUSEKEEPING." Special commissions and prizes good workers during July and August. Write us for inforv mation that will interest you. GOOD HOUSEKEEPING, SPRINGFIELD. MASS- S. G. Demaree was a Clar ence visitor during the past week. He reports Clarence cit iiens as being much elated over the prospect of Mrs. Blees of Vacation Work Great Bargains Tat In WALL PAPER will be found at the Turner Drug Company's Store at the Cor. of Winter and Vine Streets. The paper must go on account, of tack of Call early and Scoop the Bargains. Dr. GEO. L. TURNER. 3rd. door west of P, O. M. M, S POULTRY FENCING In f n in: ..... i I i : . .... mi t. M w aB ft Is thoroiiirlily intarwovan hut h.i lornr horizontal wIhm whi.li classes It nit n A FENCE, NOT A NETTING. Utcoiifcuc.', ItiMii M properly Strrtched ami emctcd with row posts iiml without fop and bottom rail. Has cubic ki U -ro uwl n cable runniijir tlnourii tho fence every foot Each roll contuins the famous M. M. S. trade mark. None other genuine, we are manufacturers also nf On. f,,ii,,inir r,.,,,,.,,.. CABLED FIELD AND HOG FENCE hiiw it iMir icrwirnaniH DHDML All DOniODtal llnnt am mhl . . hht STEEL WER Plf.MFl FFNr.F ' ' parks, ct-nietciies, fa-wOl U I f atj, jnwm. etc. tverythinft. DE KALB FENCE-Okr, l.oq High St ,0E ULB, ILL -! 1 m rrr, m a ed. AUhorizon(al , . ; 7&J& ' 'i'frcyl" Wffr'r" pnTTTi TfT- for 'swmx?iMm wz, - III A I V :- .EAS if . NEW -FAST TRAIN VIA THE WA tt-S A St. Louis Exposition, St. Louis, Mo., September 1 1th to October 14th, 1899, at rate of one and one-third of the standard tirst:class fare (not temorarlly reduced) for the round trip; tickets to be -sold conrmenciny Sunday, September 10th, and each Tuesday and Thursday thereafter during the continuance of the Exposition. All tickets to be limited for re turn not exceeding live days trjm date of sale. Burlington Route. "THE NEBRASKA COLORADO EXPRESS" A NEW TRAIN. On June 4tli the Burlington lioute puts into its passenger servi.ee to the West a new fast daily train St leaving Eastern! anernoou-' ana early evening arrLyiny at. Denver G:20 p. nr. uextdayi One night en route, tiirect v4a St Joseph and South ero, Nebraska. N . . ,.vv y& mwi .i new iaat Louis to. Detuaji .it nT ' K. rajMour):m'te' rrne wuriington and' Rio U Gcande Routes from the middle. wayv fche-seenic wa.tu.t.he Da ciftc Coastr.- -' " ' This service 'is altogether ad.-, ditional to che Burlington' great scjierae of passenger trains to'the West and Northwest. m CalifbfnTa Weekly Excursions personally conducted every, Wednesday night. .,. For details write your ticket agent or Howard Elting. Gen'l Agent, Hannibal, Mo. L. W. Wakeley Gen'l Pass'r Agent, St, Louis, Mo., Howard Elliott, General Manager. St. Louis, Mo. Macon, iu vesting heavily Clarence real estate. A snow white sweet potato raised by John oleary, was brought to this office Monday at noon. John knows how to find sweet potatoef like lie do iu sweet girls- The potato weigh ed ii pounds. 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