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T Hi: UtMOCRAT; You want mone we wan' butter and eggs and pay the hitjhjst price for them. Shakp & Don ley. W. .1. ROUttE, Editor. It. F. BIX SON, City Editor. IKRMS $1.00 Pl-K VhAR laterse itin postofleeM Mowm city, as servind-rlasa matter. Mo Alexis Melson, formerly with the J. J. Rogers department I stor, can now be found at H. Li y's department store. He made the change Thursday TEI I PHOM ISO. U i morning. THURSDAY. MARCH 27, 100S ANNOUNCEjMENTS. FOR COLLECTOR. Vr it re authorised to announce NATHAN 1'. RODOER9 as a candi date lor Collector f Monroe County, abject to th" primary election! We are authorized t announce THo:.s. i. yatks as a candidate for Collector f Monroe County, sub toot t the primary election. We ati authorised u announce H. CLAY BAKER a- a candidate for Collector ol Monroe County, subject to the primary e eotlon. We are authorized to announce DR. VV H. II. ci:ov as a candidate for re election a Collector of Monroe Countv, subject to tin- primary elec tion. March 29, 1002, FOR Presiding Judge. We are authorized to annonnot jas. S.ALLEN n a candidate for Presiding Judge of Monroe County, subject to the primary election. We are authorized to announce J. O.ADAMS us a candidate for Pre idlntl .lailne of Monroe County, sub ject to the primary election. FOR I'ROBATL JLDGE. We are authorised to announce T. T. Homes as a candidate for Pro bate Judire of Monroe County, sub ject to primary election. We are authorized to announce JAMES M . CRUTCHER as a can didate for Probate Judge of Monroe County, subject to the primary elec tion. We are authorized to announce R. L. WOODSON tis a candidate for Probate Judge of Monroe County Ubject to the primary election. We are authorized to announce Ci, W. FA RRELL as a candidate for Probate Judge Of Monroe County, subject to the primary election. We are authorised to annouoe J. R. REYNOLDS as a candidate for 'robate -Judge, of Monroe County, bubjeel te the primary election. FOR TREASURER. We are Authorized to anm. a nee Wm. M. METEER us a candidate for re election as Treasurer Of Monroe County, subject to the primary elec tion. FOR SHERIFF. We arc authorized to announce JOHN W. BURTON as a candidate for Sheriff of Monroe County, sub ject to the primary election. We are authorized to announce , N. MELSON as a candidate for Sher iff of Monroe County, subject to the primary election. We are authorised to aonuunce J. T. WOODEN as a candidate for Sheriff of Monroe County, subject to ,primary election. We are authorized to announce.!. MARTIN CLARK as a candidate for Sheriff of Monroe County, subject to ithe primary election. We are authorized to announce F. MARION NOLEN as a candidate for Sheriff of Monroe County, subject to Jthc primary election. F0RC01NTY CLERK. "We nre authorized to announce O. T. Guthrie as a candidate for re election as County Clerk of Monroe County, subject to the primary elec tion. We are authorized to announce J, If j MAO RUDER as a cancidate for Cdunty Clerk, of Monroe County, 'resjojeet to the Democratic primary election. For Circuit Clerk. We are authorized to announce J. F. SMOCK as a candidate for re election as Circuit Clerk of Monroe CQunty, subject to the primary elec tion. We are authorized to announce JAMES H. HILL as a candidate for Circuit Clerk of Monroe County, sub ject to the primary election. FOR JUDGE EASTERN DISTRICT. We are authorized to announce H. J. CLAPPER as a condidate for re elactiou as Jude of the Eastern Dis trict of Monroe County, subject the primary election. FOR PROSECUTING ATTORNEY. We are authorized to announce rVnk W. McALLISTER as a caB aJidate for re-election as Prosecuting Attorney of Monroe County, subject Mluc M m ti cicviiyu. We are authorized to announce xs P. Boyd as a candidate for seeutinfir Attorney of Monroe nty subject to tne primary election. FOR REPRESENTATIVE We are authorized to announce JAMEs H. WHITECOTTON asacan Aidate for Representative subject to tsis primary election. Miss Mary Landers returned 'Thursday morning from a two wr . W Y OI K. J. W. Dulauey and family, have moved to this city from Green Lawn, Mo., and now re side in the Piersol property near t lie Catholic school. Mr. Dulauey was formerly a resident of this cltv, You wonder how your neigh bor keeps her house so clean hnd shining, and yet appears to do so little work. Go with her to the grocers when she buys soap, and that will solve the mystery. Self WASHING SOAP saves time, saves work, saves money. At your grocers. Why pay for wind to make soap float? Why pay for resin to make bulk? Why not save the expense of a washerwoman by getting a soap that will do her worn. MAPLE ClTY SEEF - Washing SoAPisal) soap, made from Packers Prime Tallow and Cocoanut Oil, with no adultera tion. It will save you money in the end. Your grocer is waiting to sell it to you. Rural routes means in the end good roads. That's the logical outcome and both should be pushed. Monroe county needs nothing so badly as roads and bridges. It is the poorest bridged county in North Mis souri. With the routes already petitioned for in operation, and their benefits made evident to the people, others will be ap plied for. As a result there will be an added determination to put roads in shape and build the bridges necessary to their establishment. Mercury. You have good reason to fear an attack o pneumonia, when you have a severe cold, acs cmnpanted by pains in the chest or in tin back between the shoulders, tiet a bottle qe Chamberlain's Cough Remedy and useitsao directed and it will prevent ;the threatened -,-o Uck. jmong the tens of thousands w hare used this Remedy for colds and lagrippts we have yet to learn of a singe case that haf resnlted In pneumonia, which shows that thi Remedylis a certain preventive of tha dangerous disease. For sale by Wood a Um stand Heavy Loss. Nobody would give more than $3,131,406, and with admirable business sagacity, tbev were closed out. Globe Demo:rat. That is what the G D has to say about the Republican deal in 1868 when it sold 131,000.000 worth of railroads for the in significant sum of $0,131,496 and in so doing lost for keeps Jfor the state, in round numbers 5,000.000 and then has the gall to call it "business sagaci- ty." What Is The Word? 'What is the real good?" I asked in musing- mood, Order, said the law court: Knowledge, said the school: Truth, said the wise 'man: Pleasure, said the look' Love, said the maiden: Beauty, said the page: Freedom, said the dreamer; Home, said the sage: Fame, said the soldier; Equity, the seer Spake my heart full sadly; 'The answer is not here, Then within my bosom Softly this I heard: 'Each man holds the secret; Kindness is the word-' " John Boyle O'Reilly. JMO 5"l OJUD Homeseekeer's Excursions. The M. K. and T. will sell Home Seekers tickets on the first and third Tuesdays of each, month until further notice at one fare plus 2.00 for round trip to all points in Mo., Kan., Oklahoma and Texas where one way rate is $7.00 or more. For further information see E. B. Spahr, local ticket agent. Wants a Wife. The following was clipped from a matrimonial journal and handed to us: "Parmer's son, 23 years old, 69 inches high, weight 150 pounds; brown hair, gray eyes. Catholic, jolly, good natured deposition, love music and a cood time: can nlav the violin. Want a nice sweetheart I for a wife; now all please write. J. W. C., box 37, Indian Creek, Mo." Monroe county girls should not miss this opportunity. Stoutsville Banner. Unless Tipton is setting a up job on some one. well, the Indian Creek girls ouerht to take Farmers son" to the town pump and duck him. The girls of Indian Creek have cheeks like the famed Missouri apples, teeth like pearls, eyes like twin stars, forms like that of Venus, minds that are practical and educated. What more could a man ask for? But then maybe the poor devil has been turned down by the girls and he is forced to get some one that does not know him. Theodore Sullivan, a Palmy- ra realestate man, was in the j tty Thursday. In writing up the Frank D. Proctor farm last week we stated that there was 20 acres. It should have read 350 acres. Week before last the Demo cuat had something to say about a muddy crossing where Vine and Summer stsjeross Last Thurs ay the Street Commis sioner put in a good stone cross ing at that point ie north side of Summer where it crosses Vine Good. Has Come. Spring time has come, Gentle Annie, but it is not Gentle Annie's business to clean up the allies In the interest of neat ness and good health they ought to lie cleaned up now, not after awhile or after the spring rains and hot sunshine makes them offensive. An ounce of preventative is worth a pound of cure. Railroad Time Tables. lurlington Route. All Train Onlly Krrrpt M Otherwise Noted. Dally Kxcept Sunday. Train No. I MONROE CITY TRAIN 8E11VICE. Arrive. 16 lfi . 56 "6 . 6 . . 92. GOING WEST. For Kansas City, St. Joseph Omaha Nebraska, Colorado, I'aclfleCoast, from fit. Louis anil Hannibal Tho Burlington-Northern Pacific Express for Northwest Nebraska. Black Hills. Wyoming, Montana. Washington, l'uget Sound, Port lam! from St. Louis ... ... For Kansas City. St Joe, Kansas ami west from Chicago and Qulncy .Local Passenger to Missouri River and west, from east Nebraska, Colorauo Express, to St Joseph and west from the east ,Way Freight GOING EAST. To Hannibal. St Louis and east from west To Quincy, Chicago, Peoria and east St. L K. !c N. W I Local Passenger for Hannibal and St :,oiils i Local Passenger for Quiney, Peoria Chicago, St. L. K . A N. W. points ... Local Passenger to Hannibal. St. Louis Illinois, Chicago, Peoria, St. L. K a N. W. points . Way Freight J. Is. LYON, Agent. 1:00 a m 1:02 p m li&l a m 8:52 a in rt. Hp m 10: 10a m :t:14 a m IBM a m 9:17 a m ;:I7 a m 2::19 p m 1:35 p m Missouri, Kansas & Texas. No 15 21 TRAINS SOUTH. Passenger Flyer 11:03 p nvNo Accommodation 11:38 a m Buffalo to Kansas City Flyer, 4:45 p m TRAINS NOKrH. Accommodation. 'Loral Freight . 16 Passenger Fiver 4:55 a m 22 Passenger 2:57 p m 8 Kansas. City to Buffalo Fiver.. 10:48 p m 84' Accommodation ''52 Local Freight I E. B. SPAHR, Agent. 9: .Vt p m 8:15 a m 5:18 a m 6:15 p m Wabash at Moberly, Mo. K0 10 St. Louis Accom.. 12IK.C. A.St. L .... 2 Eastern Express. . . 6, Mail and Express TRAINS EAST. 6.00 a m No. 8 l:50p ml 4 .'mi p m 14 9:30 pro 64 I 701 TRAINS WEST. No 21 'Kansas City Accom. is'st. L, & K. C I 5:15 a mjNo. 9 2:40 p m 1 1:45 p d 7 71 Buffalo Mall via Ban.).... Atlantic Express Omaha Express Local Freight Local Freight Fast Mail Omaha ExpresB. Pacific Express. Local Freight DES MOINES & OTTUMWA BRANCH. TRAINS NORTH. j TRAINS SOUTH, "aclfle EzDress 1'40 a m So- 4 Atlantic Exp ... No, 31 Western Express 2:00 p ml vEastern Express Ill, .... ....... ..)! u lilt ' 'i '' " a i ' 1 1 m , 1 1 . ,, 71iLocal Frcig 9:30 p m 1:50 a m 2:50 a m 6:20 p m 5:00 a m 6:25 p m 11:30 p m 2:50 a m 8:15 a m 1:55 a m 12:05 p m P , H. E. WATTS, Pass, and Ticket Agt. Ref le ctions of a Bachelor. A man isn't a man who won't admit that the reason his wife loses roost of her friends is be cause he doesn't like them. If any other woman talked about the man a girl is engaged to the way she does, she would never forgive her with her dy ing breath It's a mighty rare woman who can't manage to put a chair in the bedroom where her husband is sure to knock into it when he gets up in the dark. It is hard to say which is the bigger fool the man who al ways gets fooled by a woman or a woman who always fools her self into believing that she fools the man. All a man has to do to make a girl think she is having a des perate flirtation with him is to ask her what he ought to do to show women his ideas are dif ferent from other men's. The modesty that a man has is only bashfulness in a woman. Kisses are like mushrooms; they all look alike, but some of them aren't. The average girl judges a novel by whether it is nicest to read in a hammock or in bed. A "womanly" man is probab ly one that doesn't like a sponge as well as be does a washrag. You can make , any woman like you by being gentle with her, but you have to be a brute o make her love you much. New York Press. Cheap, One Way Rates! TO ALL CALIFORNIA POINTS ALSO LOW ONE WAY RATES TO MINNESOTA AMD NORTH DAKOTA, VIA THE WABASH ROUTE DURING THE MONTHS OF MARCH AND APRIL. For full information in re gard to rates, routes, etc., ap ply to your nearest ticket agent or address H. E. Watts, P. & T. A., Moberly, Mo. BANNER TELEPHONE CO. Try our lines for all points in Monroe county. Reasonable Kates. S. T. POLLAUD, .Manage DR. W. B. A. McNUTT Pays special attention to diseases of women and children. Office with Dr. Norton on Summer St Telephone Residence No. 29. Wood's Drug Store No. 59, Residence 3 blocks west of F. & M. Bank, E. E. WEBB, Auctioneer. Money is made In selling goods at good prlcos and lttakesaflrst class auctioneer to bo that. Give me the work and It Is done as the people oftheBtateof Illinois will know. I have sold many thousand of dollars worth of goods across the river Enquire at the Dsmocrat office. F. S. TURNER, M. D. Physician. Surgeon and Accoucher. Makes a specialty of Catarrh, Ear and Lung Troubles. Office in New Proctor Block. Resf dence 2nd St 1st door east B. O, Wood's Low One Way Rates to Northwest VIA Wabash Line DURING THE MONTHS OF MARCH AND APRIL THE WABASH WILL SELL Cheap One Way Tickets To Points in Oregon, Washington, Idaho, Montana, Utah, North and South Dakota, and other points in Northwest. For Full Information, Apply to Nearest Ticket Agent or Address H. E. WATTS Pass. 4 Tkt. Agt., MOBERLY, M0. AGNES McNEIL, D. O. Graduate of American School of Osteopathy Klrksvllle. Mo. Diseases both acute and chronic are treated. Consultation free. Office Main St. Proctor Building. Palmyra Each Tueaday and Friday. R. S. McCLINTIC. Lawyer. Will practice in ali courts. Office over Monroe City Bank. Dr. J. H. Hoi-laday. Successor to W. W. Ritrhey. Physician and surgeon. Special attention, giv en to diseases of ear, nose, throat and chronic cases, Office and residence over Yow ell's harness shop. Phone 51. ROBERT MERIWETHER, Attorney at Law Will practice in all courts. OrHce Over F. & M. Bank. Notary Public in office. RAWS SSSNALLY GUIDE as CENTS AQAMS SUMCAfifiL J. It. DAWSON, VETERINARY SURG ION AND DENTIST. of he Western Veterinary College, Kansas City, Mo. Offle witn Dr. Unoelsu Phone M. R. L. WOODSON, Lawyer. Will practice In all courts in the Btate. Office over Caldwell's Res taurant, Monroe City. Mo. Farmers & Merchants Bank. Do a general banking business, buy and sell Exchange. Accounts of Farmers and Merchants and others solicited. Absolute security guaranteed to depositors. 8. North. Pres. W. K. P. Jackson Cashier. W. T. Rutledge, Dentist The saving of teeth a specialty. Office in Redman block, over Variety Store. Telephone 5tt. Dr Arch E. Ely, Dentist, Saving Natural Teeth a Specialty. Office In Ely's Private Hospital, Corner Summer aad Davis 8 Is. ELY TELEPHONE CO. Try our through Una f-om Monroe City, So r.u.7'a. Mc. beyond 2... . Emerson, Nslaea Tllle, Cherry Dell, LaBells. Meutlcello. New Ark, Taylor, Maywood, Philadelphia, Warssa SSr Quinsy S2e Hannibal fia. Quick V vlee guaranteed. H. DURST. Manager. WAFREN TELEPHONE (30. Try our line if you wish te reaeh nd points north aeast of Monroe. ai 9 ay points, j. F. RBHSHAW, - Manas-.