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1 MONROE HOSPITAL Men roe City, Mo. Open for . Surgical and Medical cases ironi all Reputable Physicians. MEDICAL STAFF 17 -. I I -i ' ; ik ! j i . t 4 I i 1 W n A. McNUTT, M. D. 8. M., BROWN. M. 0 JAMES li. HULL, M. D. A. W. ELY, M. D. J. L. SWEENEY, M. D : ; jj Monroe cSteam Laundry, jj Quick and Quiet, QUEEN of cleanness, rapid in reaching results, silent and satisfactory in action. royal in simple beauty and purity. Self Washing The one aplendut and tutvit tntial white Soap the best ever used n t,ub or boiler. Besides being the most effective of all cleansing agencies, it acts as a sterilizer and preservative While making bleached clothes dazzling white. It prevents colored clothes from lading, and woolens from shrinking. It - restores brightness, to woodwork, and is unrivalled for ' . dows, dishes, glass, silver an 1 tinware. One cake outlasts two of ordinary caps. 5. cents. At all grocers MAPLE CITY SOAP WORKS. ' Monmouth, Illinois. fIFRUITBQOK 44 liairea 9 x 12 inches: ZZ pairoB showing in natural colors 216 varieties of Fruit, with concise duscrirti.a ard season of ripen ing of ech;(4 half-tone views of Nurseries, Oroh'nrtli, Packing Houses, etc. Send JSOetS.-for book (post-paid) and Rebate Ticket pprmittine return of book bv mail within 60 days and we refund the M. Or, muil us within 1 year, R..liHtu Tirkt with J 12 order for nuraorv stock and we will credit SI. 00 in D&rt n.,unt in vnur nrilnr and Vnil KEEP T11H BOOK f Pftft- WE PAY THE FRF.IliHT. TtT' f1n tyl weekly and wanvore home and traveling salesmen. Outfit IV C Fay VaSU fkee. Stark Bro's, LOUISIANA, Ms.. Atlantic, lewa, Faytttevliie. Ark. "3f Bffl2E T"T TfSOk M k I I 1 wr W- X U M & M lki ki DEMOCRAT v .i HOUSE, Editor. K. rv HfX SON, City Editor. Sl.OO YBA8 -,i4tni imf (iit office at Monroe City, Ho nad-olaM matter. THlfRSDAY, AUGUST 22. 1907 The Banks 0' Dooa. Ye banks and hues of bonnie Door. . How can ye bloom sae fresh and fair; How can ye chant, ye titife t.irs, And I sae weary, fu'o'care? Tboult break my heart, tboo warbl.ug bird. That wantons through tbe flowering thorn; Tbou mins o' departed jos, , Departed never to return, Thou'll break my heart, tbou bonnie bird. That sings beside thy mate. Ff-r sae I sat, and sae 1 sang, And wistna or ray fate. . Aft be 1 rove my bonnie Dooa, To Bee tbe rose and woodbine twine. And like a bird sane o' Us lore, And, fondly, sae did To' raise. Wi' llrbtsome heart" I poi'd a rose,. Fn sweet wfoo. ite- thorny tee; And my fause luver stole my rose, ' But ah! be left thorn wi' me Robert Bums. We're All Rabbits Washington, Iowa, Democrat: What rabbits we a,U are. Mr-. Pannie McDowel I, .who i9 a good woman, God bless her soul, call ed Saturday to get the Demo crat to print a silly bit of potry r doggerel that we wouldn't read in a hundred years, and do you know,, we hadn't tbe nerve to turn ber down. Which shows that we are a bigger coward than some of our contempora ries in town, hec.iuse they re fued to print m. But we are bold now that he is away, and we won t prfnt it either Why should wer Sne d" not take the Democrat an ' v. r will, so why should n mr paper ith truck n- ie other pa prs will not h-.ct But we are i rabbit aH name. Bert Laoge. night operator at the Joe Depot, is out on a ten day vacation. He and bis wife will spend the time in'Hunne" well and Si L'-uU A Mr Bar rett Is'fllling his position. Miss Anna reitfHey went to New London Thursday to visit friends. She was accompanied by her father as far as - Hanni bal. ! ',-.. U f ; Mrs. William Qcbafler, of Pal- jinyra,. Tjstted ber sister, Mrs. X F. Smith the latter cart of last weesv ' EARNING ONE'S WAY Poullry Wanted. Oppoftiniiiies for Self Help at the State 'I'niv.r ity What it Veang to Lam O.ie $ Way The time ha -t l, ;f. in. deed, it ever lim ilie pooi boy could cation, ami th.ti to i. i-i u.e world's best echixii, A r rj. majority ol Atm-nctd U Urihi ty and College stukii-i I ;. ie to day pa ing their o.vi. ,vay That is true of every Piiuralii.ti al institution. It i particular, ly true of the stale colleges of tbe Middle West. It n ;rt- em iaently true of mir mvu Slate University. At the Uuiversily o! Missou ri more than half the studenlN are said to be dependent wlmily or in part on their own re sources The work they du i? of every sort. TI.ey- are s!e- nographers, book atnis-. tmoK keeprs, clerks, paper r.m-rfc, canvassers, carpeuttr-. tciri ciao.e, laundry agent", c mmis- saiit-. jauitoi., ttailuia, wail ers, dish-washer, n.usiciaiis, li brarians, reporters, printers, clothes-pressers, photographers and surveyors. Th' build tires clean yards wori on the State farm, do house-work, iniik cows ma we mechanical drawings, do chores, no evtrything. Some after several jtars. obtain min or University cfiices, as secre taries to the Piesiuent and Deans, a Manager of Athletics or as University Publisher. The Younif Men's Christian Association maintains an Em ployment Bureau which solicits thousand dollars worth of work each year Ironi the reople of the town. Tbe University it. self spends several thousand dollars annually for student labor. Tf.e fcood man will have little difficulty in tiDding work, bul willingness alone will not yet him work to do. The job is nut looking for tbe man. Just as in tbe big world after college days are gone, the man must rind the job. There will some times be disappointment and discouragement, there will be little time for pleasure, little time to loaf, little time to give to the social side of University life. But there will be time to study bard and to win high hon ors. And in the end the man who works bis way finds always that tbe prize bas been worth tbe price Human, Hand cm the Tender Engineer Bartlett and Fire man Parker brought in an extra freight train . with locomotive 1936 from Kansas City via tbe H. & St Joe, at & o'clock this morning and ran tbe engine in to tbe round bouse. While giv ing tbe engine its customary ex amination they found a human bandj.and tbe . arm up to half way between tbe wrist and el bow laying on the tender. . The dissevered member was badly crushed. ;( : . The engineer was under the impression that ' tbe train struck a man asjt was pulL iug thTougb Bevfer after mid night and Master Mechanic Dickson packed tbe shattered .member in a box and shipped it there on tbe noon train.' ' Tbe find was a sickening one, the band and arm being literal ly torn to shreds and horribly mutilated. Quincy Journal. : ! Even tbe Monroe City News now sayst "Now If Got. Folk, at the expiration, of bis terra of ofSce, should devote bis whole- W. i. .. MrM 'lT, M. L. . -..jyv--.;- Highest Mark et Price.paid for Poultry, Butter and Eggs. Get our prices on poultry before you sell. S P POND CO time to the practice of law, as he is likely to no "Well, when he does, we hop he will not have laws passed for his pri vate gain and then break laws trying to collect' salary, as he bas done. The poetical editor . of the Boonville Democrat while m a reminiscent mood reeled off this: "Yes, .verily, girls are -of few days and full of mischief, and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise. When the fair one cbeweth her turn with much baste and: stampeth her foot, then beware. She cometb forth in tbe evening with low neck and short sleeves, but in the morning she lietb in bed while ber mother bustleth. She eat etb all winter of tbe young man's oysters and partaHeth with glee of bis sleigh rides, and when tbe gentle spring cometb she winketh ber eye and goeth with a new beau. That it makes a difference whose ox is gored, is often il lustrated but not, often more forcefully than it is in politics in this state just now. Tbe Folk owned newspapers are now particularly virulent about tbe preacher criticism tbe governor is receiving at their band, while a year ago, when tbeir remarks were commendatory tbey could not pat the preachers on tbe back bard enough or abuse any one with sufficient virulence who felt to differ with them It is to be hoped, at least, that tbeir second sight was better than their first, for they certainly bavemucb more evidence. These papers are now positive that the preachers have no right to butt into'' politics but should deal only with heavenly things, which'-of course would compel tbem to let tbe governor alone. Moberly Democrat. - Tbey took in tbe Clarence dance. Who!" Why, Ivan Yates, Earl Mudd. Lex Hays, Ed ODan lel, Font Montgomery, Andy Robertshaw, Will Pike and Misses Beatrice Elliott, Letta Haydeq and Eva Moyer. . Misses Hazel Hesklhson and Raxie Douglas, of Frankford, arrived late Wednesday to visit tbeir aunt, Mrs. M. B. Garnerr ' Mrs.' F. G Metis, ot Clarence, has been visiting ber mother Mrs. Martin Pike, ' Misses Agnes and Ella FiU. patrlck went to Kansas . City Thursday for a, wtek's vhit. JRB KIDD, AUCTION hi H. . MONKVK CITY, MO. Will conduct ish lls ,any where ( n reason i iie terms. fatisfac- tiOT) gUHl aP't'1'1' J. ; MEH1WBTHEK & MEHltvEtHER, Attouneys at Law Will practice Id all ciuru. No tary I'u I., tn olllcb. Dr. C. A. NOLAN L). DENTIST. Monroe City, Missouri. Office over Turner Drug Store. Telephone IV, W. T. liuTLKDGE, Dentist The narlng of teeth aepecialty. Office In Redman block, over Variety Store. Telephone 66. DR. U. S. SMITH. 109 S, Aain Hannibal, flo. Practtce Limited to Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. R. S. McCLlNTIO LAWYER . Oflico over Monroe City Hunk Monroo City Mo. DR. J. Li. SWEBNiY Physician and Surgeon Office over Variety Store. Office phone, BurTum No. 220. liesidenco phone, F. M. No. 203. Dr. J. D. SCOBEE Osteopathic ' Physician Graduate of American School of Osteopathy, Kirkaville, Mo All Acute and Chronic Diseases Treated Office Id Proctor Building' Phonss Orlice Bullum 141; Residence F&M 148 Consultation and examination free. Farmers and iMerctats Bant MonroeiCity Mo Capital $25,000. Surplus $25,000. Officers: Wm R Yates, Pres ' H W Ely, Vlce-Pres W R P Jackson, Cashier Directors: W R Yates fl W Ely F H Hagan W R P Jackson John Shearman A Boulware R A Jackson W E Jones W W Longmlre Foreign Exchange Bought and Sold. New business desired and unex celled Facilities offered. Drs. Hull & Ely Practice limited to efflce practice, con sultation, accident cases and general surgery. Office at Monroe Hospital. Botij Phones Monroe City Missouri NA&HC DrescherS MONROE CITY, MO. LAND and IMMIGRATION AGENTS Merchandise, City Property Improved and Unimproved Lands In Illinois, Iowa, Missouri and Texas Office over Boulware's Shoe Store Exchanges a Specialty W.T. YOUEII Licensed Auctioneer MONROE CITY.MO Satisfaction Guaranteed Headquarters at th Djcmocrat ofnc. , mm