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Potosi Journal
F. M. Deggendorf, Publisher.
POTOSI.
MISSOURI
splendid shopping weather get
ready for Christmas!
Beware of a meek-looking man 01
ir.ulu. It may not last.
Somo men smile In the face of ad
versify, but they don't mean It
PerhapB a girl's red hair Is for thi
purpose of keeping her temper warm
Many a married man spends th
rest of his days wondering why h
did It.
Most people manage to get stuck
on themselves without the aid of anj
adhesive.
Compared with the Balkans affair
Mexico's war looks like the comlt
opera kind.
Sometimes a man tries to please hi
wife Just the opposite way he would
any other woman.
The trouble with the man who says
a smart thing la that he always books
It for a return date.
A southern aviator who Jumped
from a biplane proved that It cannot
be successfully done.
We may be sure that it Is a wise
hen which eats a cement floor In or
der to lay hard-shelled eggs.
The discovery that typhoid fever la
carried also by bugs and roaches adds
a few more things to be swatted.
Eloping In an aeroplane accomplish
es the seemingly impossible by in
creasing the hazard of matrimony.
That the stingless bee Is the pre
cursor of the slngless mosquito Is the
earnest prayer of New Jersey people.
November has no hay fever, no
Christmas rush, and no spring fresh
ets. Yet very few poets sing its
praise.
New York's barroom for women
Is variously considered. Some lnno
tent observers are envious and some
are not
About the only thing that can be
said for the eclipse of the moon is that
one may watch It and smoke at the
same time.
A Texas woman left $100,000 for the
support of old maids, nut how are
they going to be convicted of being
old maids?
Nobody denies that automobiles are
becoming cheaper, but then one can
not eat even the costliest cuts of an
automobile.
That man who pleads for anesthet
ics for rats would probably want chlo
roform administered to the fly before
swatting him.
A story from Chicago says there are
calves there worth $5,000. That's noth
ing; there are cnlves on Fifth avenue,
New York, worth $5,000,000.
The dictates of fashion has put the
ban upon switches and puffs. We will
soon know what our best girl really
looks like without her disguise.
There are some things we do not
understand. One of them Is the mad
and almost universal desire to change
the color of a meerschaum pipe.
A Los Angeles youngster stood on
his head on the top of skyscraper to
"test his nerve." He was arrested1
for shattering the nerves of passers
by. A taxlcab in Athens, according to
an exchange. Is called a poll poly tan;
toclnetharmoxaxe. That'B what a
taxi chauffeur is called In this country
when he presents his bill.
Milk makes an excellent tonic foi
the hair, according to the prima donna
who discovered the $15,000 lump of
ambergls. Those press agents dc
have to work hard for their money.
Reef 1b probably going higher, but
rabbits will soon be on the market
At the same time they will not be
widely popular until someone Invents
a device to dig shot out of the teeth.
A playful person threw a melon Into
a passing taxlcab In Brooklyn the oth
er night. Many an actor along the
great white way is praying that mel
ons do not become popular substitutes
for hen fruit
America's oldest doctor says modern
physicians are not much better on
cures than the healer of a half cen
tury ago. But the old fashioned doc
tor didn't have all the ailments and
diseases to treat they haye nowadays
An Increase of more than one-third
in the number of cigarettes consumed
In three months Is another proof that
advertising pays.
Mayor Fitzgerald of Boston favors
a law limiting hatpins to six Inches.
The county will await with Interest
his attempt to enforce It.
"Woman makes the most of her
self." says an "ad" writer for a de
partment store. But that doesn't pre
vent the department store from offer
Ing her all the aid she will accept.
Again the playful gun Is In evidence
In different sections of the country
Until the joke of taking chances In
pulling triggers of supposedly un
loaded weapons is foregone by trust
ing jokers, funerals will continue tt
follow the joke.
When a submarine is cut in two b
rn ocean liner, and a torpedo boat de
stvoyer Is put on the damaged list by
n tramp freighter, the mind goes intc
curious speculation over the check tt
sea power that might be adminlsterer
by a tough little tug.
U. S. SHIPS' VISIT
WORRIES
MEXICO
EXPLANATION OF SENDING FOUR !
VESSELS UNSATISFACTORY,
STIRS UNEASINESS.
NOTE CAUSES ILL FEELING
Negotiations, Started in September,
Are Unsatisfactory to Both Coun
tries New Minister to
Grant Amnesty.
Mexico City. Mexicans are not
wholly reassured by the Washington
declarations and are keenly interested
in the proposed visit of four Ameri
can battleships to Vera Cruz and the
motive for their coming.
Much interest is displayed in the
character of the Mexican note reply
ing to that which the United States
sent to Mexico in September.
It is no secret that the American
note is not pleasing to the Mexican
government, and the failure, of the
Mexican foreign office tJ discuss the
nature of the reply gives some basis
for believing it is not entirely pleas
ing to Washington.
Convinced numerous bands of reb
els in the states of Durango, Coahuila
and southern Chihuahua are contin
uing their operations merely because
they believe surrender would mean
summary execution under the suspen
sion of guarantees, Rafael Hernandez,
the new minister of the interior, an
nounced that be would attempt to
gain for them a promise of amnesty.
Gen. Orozco Reappears.
Minister Hernandez has issued a
general order to the rurales to com
mandeer horses when needed, giving
receipts to the owners 'and notifying
the government. The rurales have
complained that frequently they are
unable to follow the insurrectos on ac
count of worn-out mounts.
Out of the mass of rumors as to the
whereabouts of Gen. Orozco, that
most credited is the report that he
has reappeared at the head of some
hundreds of men east of Ojinaga, in
the state of Chihuahua, after recuper
ating from a serious sickness.
The governor of Vera Cruz reports
that with the capture of Garcia Bravo
near Tuxpam, "the last band of rebels
Ya the state has been exterminated."
Borrowed Gun Protects Train.
El Paso, Tex. A machine gun bor
rowed from a Mexican gunboat is be
ing used to protect a troops train
which left Juarez to patrol the rail
ways between the state capital and
the border. The gun is mounted on
a flat car.
The train, carrying 500 troops, de
parted over the Mexico Northwestern
railway shortly after arriving over the
Mexican Central line. It is planned
to continue making this loop between
Chihuahua city and Juarez.
Movies Made Him a Bandit.
Los Angeles, Cal. Moving picture
shows caused his downfall, according
to Cornelius Hadsaucknr, who pleaded
guilty to highway robbery, after which J
he made a pathetic appeal for probrt-
tion. The "movies," according to the j
prisoner, showed him "how easy it i
was done." !
Carnegie Strike to Spread.
Pittsburg. That a walkout of nt
least 10,000 steel workers is threaT
ened here if the Carnegie Steel com
pany attempts to resume operations
in Oil departments, using strikebreak
ers In the places of the striking train
men, was the persistent report here.
Money for Chinese War Fund.
San Francisco. The Chinese con
sulate announced that, two subscrip
tions to the Mongolian war fund of
$20,000 each had been received from
New York and Cuba. It is said that
every largo city in the country will
contribute at least $30,000.
Three Killed, Four Injured.
Olive Hill, Ky. Robert Hedges,
Bob Baker and a young son of Robert
Erwin were killed and William Knipp,
Wiltard Erwin, Matthis James and
Knley Ownly were injured when a
grist mill boiler exploded.
To Wed Fo'ish Count
Baltimore Ciible mctfcages from
Pekin announce the engagement ot
Miss Louise Warfield, daughter of
former Gov. Warfield, to Count C.
Ledochowski, a member of the Polish
nobility. lis owns a large estate in
Austria.
$200,000 Armour Fire.
Chicago. Fire destroyed the pro
vision bouse of Armour & Co. at the
Union Stock Yards, causing a loss es
timated at $200,000. The building
was a three-Btory brick structure.
Prairie Fire on Border.
Swift Current. Sask. A prairie fire
is sweeping south of here over a ter
ritory 40 mile wide and extending to
the North Dakota boundary liae. Farm
buildings and everything before it are
being swept away.
Historic Texas Town Burns.
Brcnham, Tex. The last of the his
toric town of Old Washington, on the
Brazos river, at one time capital of
the state and where the declaration
of Texas' independence was promul
gated, has been destroyed by fire.
Train Runs Down Autoiet.
Springfield, ill. Benjamin F. Fletch
er of Spring Held, a retired farmer,
was killed when a Chicago & Alton
train struck his automobile near
Chatham. Fletcher w;s more than 70
years old.
Suffragettes Destroy More Mail,
London. Desipte the cicse watch
iVilch had been kept by the police,
jffragettes again destroyed the con
sents of various mail boxoy by pour
ing chemicals into them. They even
invaded the general postoffice.
WHEN A FELLER
WINS POST SUIT
DENIAL OF INJUNCTION IS AF
FIRMED IN HIGHER COURT.
Buck Stove Manufacturing Plant to
Be Conducted on "Closed Shop"
Basis Held to Be Legal.
St. Louis. An opinion handed down
by the United States court of appeals,
in the suit of C. W. Post, minority
stockholder in the Buck Stove and
Range company, who sought an in
junction restrainng the company from
entering into an agreement with the
labor unions whereby the manufac
turing plant of the company should
be conducted on a "closed shop"
basis, was a decided victory for the
labor unions.
The opinion, which was written by
Judge William C. Hook, and con
curred in by Judges Walter H. San
born and Walter I. Smith, sustains
the decision of Judge D. P. Dyer, in
the United States district court, who
denied Post the injunction he sought.
For years the Buck Stove and
Range company, of which J. W. Van
Cleve was president, fought union la
bor in its plant. After the death of
Van Cleve iu 1910 the company then
entered into the agreement whereby
it would employ nothing but union la
bor in the plant. Post, who owns
$55,000 of the preferred stock and
$55,000 of the common stock of the
company, the capital stock being
$1,500,000, filed the injunction suit in
the United States district court, hold
ing that the agreement wa sillegal.
contrary to public policy and in vio
lation of an act of congress adopted
in July, 1890. relative to public trade
and commerce, claiming that the em
ployment of union labor would be a
violation of the act.
Judge Dyer held that there were no
grounds for the injunction, and the
court of appeals has sustained his
decision.
LISTED AS VICTIM IS ALIVE
Woman's Mind a Blank for Two Year
After Iroquois Fire Takes an
Assumed Name.
Grand Rapids, Wis. Mrs. Sidney
Burrows of this city found her mother
after a search extending over nine
years. Mrs. Ella Mayhew Mrs. Bur
rows' mother, now a nurse in the Red
Cross hospital at Chicago, was listed
among the victims of the Iroquois
fire. She was badly injured, and for
two years after the accident her mind
was a blank. When her memory re
turned she learned that her husband,
believing her to be dead, had mar
ried again, so she took an assumed
name and became a nurse. Her iden
tity became known when she hud
claim to a share iu the estate of a
relative.
FORMER SENATOR DIES POOR
"The Gentleman From Mississippi''
Gained National Fame Through
"Brotherly Love" Speech.
Okalona, Miss. Former United
States Senator James Gordon,
"The Gentleman from Mississippi,"
died here. He gained national fame
during his brief term in the senate
chiefly through a "brotherly love"
speech.
He was in straitened circumstances
and recently was appointed gane war
den for his county.
Czarina Attempts Suicide.
Berlin. Cable dispatches received
from St. Petersburg say the czarina
attempted to commit suicide after be
ing informed by physicians that there
was no hope for the complete recov
ery of Grand Duke Alexis.
Bank Recovers Lost Bonds.
Kansas City, Mo. Two mail pouch
es stolen from a mail car last June
were fouDd buried in a sand dump.
They contained bonds valued at
$150,000, consigned to New York by
the Commerce Trust company.
Two Die in Managua Riot.
Washington. Advices to the state
department report a fight between
Nlcaraguan police and soldiers, in
which an Englishman was ktNed, one
soldier killed .and one morta'.ly
v.'ounded.
Negroes Held for Killing Deputy.
Lexington, Ky. L. L. Leek ;ind Hen
Emory, negroes, charged with the as
sassination of Deputy Sheriff Hart at
Wincheste
ster, Ky., were captured at .vounded Deputy Sheriff Edwards of of Jamboli, 5G miles north of Adricn
ton, W. Va., according to rc- i Cossier parish several weeks ago. ople, accused of trying to get informa-
Charleston
ports to the sheriff here.
NEEDS A FRIEND
You ecT.fo 5
aenr To ! tfSaV
CHICAGO TRISUMC
"YOUNG" JURKS OUSTED
CABINET ABROGATES CONSTITU
TION A3 UNSATISFACTORY.
Nazim Pasha Always Had Opposed
New Order Constitutionalists
Gradually Weeded Out.
Constantinople. The cabinet de
cided to abrogate the Turkish consti
tution, declaring that after nearly
four years' trial it has proved wholly
unsatisfactory.
In the general excitement over the
war, Constantinople did not seem to
realize at first that the government's
announcement amounted to nothing
less than another revolution.
Preparations for the step had been
made very carefully. For days past
the authorities have been quietly
gathering in the Young Turkish lead
ers and iaking them to places of con
finement on the Asiatic side of the
Bosphorus. Constitutionalists in high
any posts have been weeded out
gradually and men who were known
to believe popular government poorly
adapted to Turkish requirements put
in their places.
Nazim Pasha, the minister of war
and active commander of the army,
has always opposed the Young Turks.
Enver Bey, the ablest man iu the
Young Turkish organization, has been
in Tripoli since soon after the out
break of the war with Italy.
The coup evidently was the result
of long, careful planning. Everything
indicated that the Absolutists had
been awaiting their opportunity for
months. The war with the Balkan
allies furnished this opportunity.
The Young Turks were wonderfully
clever as conspirators, but none of
them have administrative ability. In
stead of devoting themselves to the
business of real reform when they
giiined control of the government,
.hey played politics.
They were theorists, and each had
a different theory of government
which he insisted on trying.
LAW AIDS VICTIMS' FAMILIES
Dependents of Eleven Men Killed in
Waukegan, III., Refining Plant
to Get $2,500 Each.
Waukegan, 111. Families of all
the men who were killed in tl-.e
explosion and fire that destroyed the
starch plant of the Corn Products Re
fining company here last Monday and
those who were injured will be com
pensated under the Illinois working
men's compensation law, which ad
justs damages automatically.
The dependents of the dead men
of whom 11 have been identified
will receive about $2,500 each. Vir
tually all of the 22 injured-remaining
in the hospital will be paid under the
disfigurement clause of the law, each
of them being burned so badly that
those who are not actually helpless
the remainder of their lives will be
injured permanently or marked.
Kills to Have Gun Notched.
Springfield, Mo. Because he want
ed a notch on his gun to display his
prowess in true bandit style, Harry
Dish man, 16 years old, shot and killed
Calvin Higgs, a negro hotel ported,
here.
Woman Slayer Sentenced.
'Marion, 1!L Mike Russia pleaded
guilty to the charge of murdering his
mother-in-law. His punishment was
fixed at life imprisonment. Circuit
Judge W. W. Clemens presided.
Red Cross Seal Sale Begins.
New York. More than 85.090,000
Red Crose Christmas seals weft
placed on sale, the proceeds to go for
the benefit of the anti-tuberculosis
movement in the community where
the seals are sold.
Plans Dinner for Cannon.
Washington. Plans for what will
be one of the most remarkable din
uers ever given in Washington are
being arranged by friends of former
l Speaker Cannon, who intend to mark
his retirement from congress.
Dosnimjo Revolution Ends.
Santo Domingo. The resignation of
Eladio Victoria, president of the Do
minican Republic, was tendered and
formally accepted by congress. Hos
tilities have been suspended through
out the republic.
Three Negroes Are Lynched.
i-nrev port. La. Wood Burke. Jim
Heard and Silas Ji merson. three no
iroes, who attacked ftnd seriously
IS
ere lynched here.
ADMITS KILLING TWO BOYS
CHEMIST CONFESSES MURDERS
TO BUFFALO POLICE.
Blames His Downfall to Drink Con
fesses Writing Postcards That
Led to Finding of Body.
Buffalo, New York. District At
torney Dudley announced that J.
Frank Hickey, the chemist, had con
fessed to the murder of Joseph Jo
sephs, and also to the killing of Frank
Krucke, a New York newsboy, who
was found strangled in Central park
10 years ago.
Hickey began his story calmly and
deliberately, but when he came to the
part of actually committing the mur
ders he broke down and wept.
"Drink, drink, that's what caused
my terrible downfall," the man ex
claimed as his frame shook with sobs.
"I've stood it as long as I could, but
I've got to confess. Oh, the hell my
life his been since that time, when
late in the afternoon of October 12, I
lured that little Syrian lad to his
awful doom.
"Yes. 1 wrote the postcards. I
wrote them mostly when I was drunk.
I drank to try and get away from my
remorse, and for a time it seemed
that I would forget it, but in these
spells I used to become conscience
stricken, though in a different man
ner, and write the cards telling of my
state of mind."
EX-CONVICT AGAIN ACCUSED
Aided by Friends to "Live Down
Past," Bank President Is Held
on Forgery Charge.
Clinton, M. John Ogden. pres
ident of the Farmers' bank of
Deepwater, Mo., was arrested and
brought to Clinton and placed in jail,
charged with forgery and giving
forged collateral securities. All of his
property has been attached and levied
upon. His forgeries and misappropri
ations are placed at $15,000.
The bank was organized about two
years ago and has a capital stock of
$10,000, Mr. Ogden owning 22 shares.
His friends were trying to help him
succeed in business and live down a
past record, he having served a term
in the penitentiary from Davies
county for stealing several years ago.
FATHER OF 23 CHILDREN DIES
William G. Maguire, Aged 99, and
Thric Wedded, Was Tuscola's
Oldest Citizen.
Decatur, 111. William G. Maguire,
99 years old, hfater of twenty
three children and the oldest resident
in Tuscola, is dead. He was born in
Estell county, Ky., August 4, 1813.
After hurying two wives Maguire
lived with his third for forty years.
Fourteen of the twenty-three children
are living. Maguire was a physician
for twelve years, but. having no li
cense, received only $1.75 for services
in that period.
He never drank and owned the first
kerosene lamp in Douglass county.
People for miles around went to see
the then extraordinary light.
VOW LOYALTY TO U. S. FLAG
Thousands of Lawrence Citizens Hold
Patriotic Demonstration Fol
lowing Ettor Meeting.
Lawrence, Mass. Uniting In a
series of mass meetings, thou
sands of citizens of Lawrence re
newed their vows of patriotism and
loyalty to the nation's flag. They also
pledged themselves under any and
all circumstances to support the city
government in enforcing the law for
the protection of property and the
preservation of law and order to main
tain and defend the honor of the city.
Earlier in the day 1,500 textile op
eratives gathered in a vacant field
and listened while Joseph J. Ettor,
the Lawrence strike leader, expound
ed the doctrines of the Industrial
Workers of the World.
CZARINA ATTEMPTS SUICIDE
Mother of Grand Duke Alexis At
tempts to Kill Self When Told
Real Condition of Czarevitch.
Berlin, Germany. Code dispatches
received from St. Petersburg say the
czarina attempted to commit suicide
after being informed by court physi
cians that there was no hope for the
complete recovery of Grand Duke
Alexis, the young czarevitch.
The conditon of the czarina's health
steadily has been growing worse since
her son was stricken.
No details of the manner in which
she tried to end her life are given in
the dispatches.
Exploding Boiler Kills Three.
Olive Hill, Ky. Three are dead,
one probably fatally injured, two seri
ously hurt and one slightly injured as
a result of an explosion in a grist
mill here, caused by a defective boiler.
15,000 Kilted or Wounded.
Washington. That 15.000 persons
probably were killed and wounded in
a typhoon that swept the Philippine
Islands was reported in cable dis
patches to the bureau of insular af
fairs. London Hears Peace Rumor.
London. According to an uncon
firmed dispatch from Belgrade, the
Turkish and Balkan allies' peace rep
resentatives have agreed on terms.
Turkey, said the message, is to re
tain the Tchataldja line of defenses.
Sons to Pay Father's Debts, v
Chicago. After more than 16 years
flepositors in the private hank of
Etnilio de Stefano will be paid in full.
Stefano's two sons announced they
had the $12,000 to square their la
ther's debts.
Five Correspondents Arrested.
Sofia. Five English and French
war correspondents were brought here
under arrest from the Bulgarian to.n
i tka by bribing sentries.
NEVER WITH RED HAIR
HISTORY RECORDS NO GREAT
GENIUS THUS ADORNED.
Men of Eminence Have Been, but Nat
Those of Genuine and Deathless
Fame As to Beards and
Ringlets.
History 6hows that no great genius
ever had red hair. Alone among the
poets of the world was Swinburne,
whose hair was distinctly reddish, and
among the great reformers only John
Bunyan's hair was really red. The
simon-pure carrotty head, however, ap
pears ncwhere linked to world fame.
Tbe flaxen-haired blonde or the man
whose hair when an adult is a true
yellow also remains marked apart us
being unlikely to possess genius.
Should one such be. bis only com
panion will be Thackeray, whose hair
Is a scribed as yellow. Mr. Charles
Kassel has reviewed the biographies
of most of the eminent people of the
world's histories and tabulated his re
sults so far as the color of the hair is
concerned.
Dark brown to black is the prevail
ing hue on the heads of great men. A
list of fifty names has been compiled
in which the color of the hair is given
by biographers, and 90 per cent, are
dark brown or black. There Is not,
strange to say, a single mention of
premature grayness. nor a single case
of that ashen brown hair known as
"singed" or "mouse color."
The structure of the hair whether
straight or curly Is given in twenty
six of Mr. Kas8el's list of geniuses,
and of these all but four possessed
curly or wavy hair. It is extremely
notable that of the remaining four.
Napoleon and Andrew Jackson were
the two remarkable for "wiry hair,"
and that James Russell Lowell and
Grelg were those having lank straight
hair. The poet's "ringlets" and the
musician's shock of hair are by this
list seen not to be mere accidents,
but in some strange way are co-ordinated
to their powers and the general
popular instinct is not at fault.
The color of beards also arouses
many points of interest. All the an
cient tapestries show Cain and Judas
Iscariot with yellow or red beards,
and Pontius Pilate in ancient art al
ways was given a beard. (Being a Ro
man of good family, he probably had
no beard, but those details did not
trouble the old masters.) A reddish
beard, however, does not carry the sig
nificance that goes with red hair, for'
a large number of eminent men with
dark brown hair have had reddish
beards.. SomeUmes the eyelashes have
been ruddy, Savonarola, Who had al
most black hair, having startllngly
red eyebrows and eyelashes. But, as
a general rule here also, a silky brown
beard when accompanied by fine cur
ling dark-brown hair, iB the most
usual characteristic shown In the
biographies of those men whotse
names have been handed down to
fame. New York World.
Ideal Hosts.
"English country houses are, to my
taste, the most elegant and at the
same time the most comfortable places
imaginable. In my Indian sketches I
have already paid tribute to the won
derful hospitality of the Briton, and I
should like to mention it gratefully
again. At home we are apt to think
j a guest must be everlastingly amused;
1 he is worn to death with the occupa
! tions, pleasures, 'sight-seeing,' provid
! ed by his host. There Is nothing of
this kind in England. Unless there
is something special on foot, such as
a shoot, each guest Is absolutely his !
own master. The whole house and
home of the hosts Is in the fullest
sense of the word at the guest's abso-
I lute disposal. He only has to say the
word, and he can ride, motor, fish,
shoot, sail, play tennis, or flirt every
thing is at his hand. The English ex
cel In this art of genial and thoughtful
entertaining." From My Hunting Day
Rook, by tr.-e Crown Prince of Ger-
i many.
Out of the Past.
Not long ago, from the clay of a
railway cutting near Spokane, Wash.,
there was taken a little bit of vege
table fiber the leaf of a gingko tree
which must have flourished something
like 100,000 years ago. There are
fossils of even greater ae. of course,
but this leaf Is 0)111 a leaf, not a mere
Imprint in stone; and It Is undoubt
edly the oldest known bit of vegetable
matter in the world.
The particular species to which it
belonged became extinct long ago;
its only surviving relative is the ging
ko tree of Japan. Its appearance at
the point where it was found proas
to geologists that It grew and fell
when the Cascade and Coast Range
mountains had not yet been formed,
and the Rockies themselves were
young.
Vegetarian Tips.
The man who had forsworn meat
wound up his first vegetarian dinner
with the accustomed tip. The next
day" the service was Indifferent, the
third day It was abominable.
"What's the matter with that fel
low, anyhow?" he growled. "He used
to be a good waiter. Now he sinfply
throws things at you."
"That'? because you don't tip him
enough," said the man opposite.
"Waiters always expect a bigger tip
for serving a vegetarian meals. It
takes such a variety of things to
make up for meat that they have to
handle more dishes and make more
trips to the kitchen. Any sjood waiter
would rather serve one meat dinner
than two of vegetables, and unless he
gets tipped generously he gets ugly.'
Took Parson's Advice.
Tonal Eh, you want a powerful dis
burse on "Thrift" ye preached the
sabbeth
Tother Ah'm glad ye were able to
profit
Tonal Profit? Why, men, I would
ave sloshed ma saxpense into the
ilate wi'out a thought. If it had not
ieen for your providential words
hew saved me fourpence there and
.hen! London Opinion,
Whenever You
Use Your Back
Does a Sharp
Pain Hit Yon?
Picture Tells
i Story'
It's a sign o
sick kidneys, es
pecially if the kid
pey action is
disordered, too,
passages scanty or
too frequent o r
off-color.
Do not neglect
any little kidney
ill for the slight
troubles run into
Dropsy, Gravel,
Stone or Bright's
d isease.
Use Doan's Kidney Pills. This good
remedy cures bad kidnevs.
A t Hit AiO t ASF..
T It Williams. Kant Kim St.. Chl-
c4so ji) save: "I had such imrf pains
through my kiiinf js 1 ooul.l not straight
en m. Vv limlis b,-'am.' bo numb I
ouid hardly walk. 1 useJ many n-m-r.li.s
but found n b.-m-nt until 1 besan
takir.c Doan's Ktdiwy i'Ws. They cured
r:u- lompl. uly ar.d 1 have had no trou
ble since."
--. nn..'. . An Draff Star. SOe Bom
DOAN'S p Pll s
FOSTER-MOJBURN CO., Buffalo. New York
Constipation
Vanishes Forever
Prompt Relief Permanent Cure
CARTER'S LITTLE
LIVER PILLS never
fail. Purely vegeta
ble act surely
Carter's
but gently on
ITTLE
IVER
PILLS.
the liver.
Stop after
dinner dis
tresscure 1
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improve the complexion, brighten the eyes,
SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE.
Genuine must bear Signature
Bart Couch Syrup. Tutsi Good, Uss 1 I
iu Urns, told by Drusjrlsts.
We are most apt to realize that time
la money when the interest cornea due.
Constipation causes and seriously aggra
vates many diseases. It is thoroughly cured
by Dr. Pierce's Pellets. Tiny sugar-coated,
granules. Adv.
The World of Elegance.
"We never buy anything in this ex
pensive store. Why do you gaze for
hours at those dummies?"
"Well, Edward, one learns from
them much good manners, don't you
know ! "
Reason for Inquiry.
The following after-dinner story
was related by Br. Henry Churchill
King, president of Oberlin college, be
fore the Chicago Congregational club
banquet:
"I was Btandlng out In front of one
of the big exposition buildings at the
St. Ixmis Fair, when a man came out
of the building much the worse for
liquor.
" 'What's the name of thlsh here,
building?" he asked, as he reeled away.
"I told him the name of the build
ing. " 'Thanks,' he said, 'I was just In
It, and I wanted to check it off.' "
WHAT HE THOUGHT.
Wayback What be yore son doln
tew th' city?
Hayloft He's BtudyhV fer a doctor.
Wayback The Idea! Is th' doctor
tew lazy tew study for hisself ?
A DOCTOR'S SLEEP
Found He Had to Leave Off Coffee.
Many persons do not realize that a
bad stomach will cause insomnia.
Coffee and tea drinking being such
an ancient and respectable form of
habit, few realize that the drug caf
feine contained In coffee and tea. Is
one of the principal causes of dys
pepsia and nervous troubles.
Without their usual portion of cof
fee or tea, the caffeine topers are
nervous, irritable and fretful. That's
the way with a whisky drinker. He
has got to have his dram "to Bettle his
nerves" habit.
To leave off coffee or tea 1h an easy
matter if you want to try it, because
Postum gives a gentle but natural
support to the nerves and does not
contain any drug nothing but food.
Physicians know this to be true, as
one from Ga. writes:
"I have cured myself of a long
standing case of Nervous Dyspepsia
by leaving off coffee and using Post
um," says the doctor.
"I also enjoy refreshing sleep, to
which I've been an utter stranger for
20 years.
"In treating dyspepsia In its various
types, I find little trouble when I can
Induce patients to quit coffee and
adopt Postum."
The Dr. is right and "there's a
reason." Read tbe little book. "The
Road to Wellville," in pkgs.
Postum now comes In concentrated,
powder form called Instant Postum.
It is prepared by stirring a level tern
spoonful in a cup of hot water, adding
sugar to taste, and enough cream to
bring the color to golden brown.
Instant Postum is convenient;
there's no waste; and the flavour is
always uniform. Sold by grocers 50
cup tin 30 cts.. 100-cup tin 50 ctg.
A 5-cup trial tin mailed for grocer'3
name and 2-cent stamp for postage.
Postum Cereal Co., Ltd., Battle Greek,
Vich. Adv.
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