The County paper., June 10, 1881, Image 3

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WHEItK IS VOCnnOY TO MOUTT
Life Is teeming with evil mirti,
The Rites of tin are wide, '
The roay Angers ot pic Mure ware,
And beckon the young Inside.
Man ot the world, with open purse,
Seeking yonr own delight,
Pause, ere reason Is wholly gone
Where It jour boy to-night 1
Sirens aro singing on every hand,
Luring the star of youth ;
Glided falsehood with tttTer notes
Drowneth the yolee of Truth.
"Dainty lady In costly robes,
Tour parlors Rleam with light!
Fate and beauty your senses steep
Whero Is your boy to-nlghtt
Tempting whispers of royal spoil
flatter the youthful soul
Eagerly entering Into life,
Restive ot all control.
Needs aro many, and duties stern
Crowd on the weary sight;
Father, burled In business cares,
Where Is your boy to-night I
Fltf alls lurk In the flowery ways,
Vice hath a golden gate;
Who shall guide the unwary feet
Into the highway straight!
Patient worker with willing hand
Keeping tho home hearth bright;
Tired mother with tender eyes,
Where is your boy to-night I
Turn his feet from the evil paths
Ere they have entered In;
Keep him unspotted while yet he may
Earth Is so stained with sin.
Ere he has learned to follow wrong,
Teach htm to love the right;
Watch, ere watching Is wholly vain
Where Is yonr boy to-nlghtt
LITTLE iOLKS.
A llttlo boy was told by his mothor to
tnko npowdersliohad proparod for htm
rowdorl" said ho, "mothor, I ain't a
gun."
"Now, Sammy, havo you road tho
story of JosophP" "Oh, yos, undo."
'Well, then, what wrong did thoy do
whon thoy sold their brother?" "Thoy
sold him too cheap."
Her littlo sister Bcllo had been ac
customed to a light in tho room, and
waked in groat distress ono night, cry
ing out: "fi'o can't seo, Aunt Bossio
my oyes aro ail bio wed out."
Llttlo Artlo camo running in from tho
field ono day exclaiming, "AIul ma!
seed suffln' down hero thut stlcked his
hudd (head) right down in his mouf."
Investigationproved that he had lound
a mud-turtlo.
"What is tho meaning of a back
biter P" asked n gentleman at a Sunday
school examination. This was n puzzler.
It went down tho class until it enruo to
a simple urchin, who sold, "Perhaps it's
a flea."
One day when Hinmo was 4 years
old, sho was telling her grandmother
about tho sons of Noah Shorn, Ham,
andJaphoth. Her grandmother said,
"What, Minnie, ham Uko this on the ta
bleP" "Oh, no, grandmotherl" sho ro
plied, "liko Abra-ham."
Little Noll mashed her finger in tho
door tho other day, and carao up crying
and holding it in her othor hand. All
at onco sho stopped, as if listening
then looking up through her tears, cx
claimed, "Mamma, (hero's a littlo heart
in my finger; I feel itfrobblng."
Sharp child "If you como to bo our
govorncss, I do so hopo you'll marry
my grown-up brother soon." Young
Govorncss "Good gracious, child!
whyP" Sharp child "Cos then thoro'd
be a jolly big wedding-cako, and
shouldn't I just havo a blow-out whon
it was put aloro mo!"
Thoro was a groat parado of soldier,
and llttlo Mary, aged 8 years, went -to
tho door with her not dog, Uyp, to seo
tho nroccsslon move by. Llko all llttlo
dogs, Gyp was saucy and bogan to bark,
Mary ran up stairs to her mothor, ox
claiming: "Oh, mother, como down
stairs: I'm afraid Gyp will blto tho
army!
A littlo girl took a letter from h'cr
mothor to an old lady friend. "Many
thanks, my child," she said "you may
tall your motner that you aro a goou
child and aro a faithful llttlo mcssn
gor." "Thank you ma'am; and I shall
toll her too, that I didn't ask you for
ton cents, becauso mamma told mo not
to."
A littlo thing was. asked in Sunday
school it sho always said hor prayers
night andmornlng. "No miss, Idon't
"Why, Mary, aro you not afraid to go
to sleep in tho dark without asking the
good Fathor to tako caro of you and
watch over you till tho morning P" "No
miss, I ain't, 'cause I sloop In tho mid
die."
" Mother," said a llttlo girl, who was
eneoged In making an apron for hor
doll. " I bollovo I will bo a duohess
When I grow up." " How do you ox
poot to becotuo a duchess, my daugh
torP" "Why, by marrying a Dutch
man, to bo suro! " replied tho littlo girl
This is tho kind of a three-year-old
boy to have: Mrs. Burchell, of Tren
ton, wont out on an errand and lelt ber
creeping baby in chargo of hor threo-year-old
'son, with Instructions to stay
in tho haOse till sho returned. When
nho camofliaok sho foundho boy out of
doors, br..'tho baby,wui safe. Ho, had
ualledCchowilant's Coess to tho lloor
with a couplo ot taoks. That boy will
xnako his way In Cho world.
Tho toachor had gTown .eloquent in
ploturlng to bis littlo pupils tho'boau.
ties or Heavon, and ho finally asked:
" What kind of llttlo boys go tc Uoav
onP" A llvoly llttlo four-ybars-oEJ
boy, with kloklng boots, flourished' his
fist. "Woll you may answer," said
tho teaohor. "Doad ones!" tho llttlt
fellow shoutod, at tho oxtont ot bis
lungs.
All druggests in this stato soy Dav
Kidney Pad is giving tho best of sutls-iaotlon.
LEPROSY IN LOUISIANA.
The Extent of the Dlstase and Just What
It Is.
Tho just pullshod roport of tho Louis
iana board of hoalth gives somo inter
esting account: In rotation to "yaws"
and loprosy, desoasos whloh havo ex
isted in tho delta of tho Mississippi slnoo
tho earliest colonial times. Both of tho
diseases aro now happily on tho do
crcaso, mainly becauso of moto wholo
somo food, better clothing and increased
cleanliness, but the cures, though fewor
than havo been represented, aro suffi
cient in number to excite earnest atten
tion of the authoritlss. Tho "yaws"
aro supposed to bo tho leprosy men
tioned in Lovltlcus,, and was first
brought to this country by tho nogroos
from tho Guinea coast. Nearly all
theso negroes havo this dlsoaso somo
timo during tholr lives, but it is said to
bo cureable, and if radically cured a
second attack novcr happens. It is
mostly confined to tho negro raco, as
also loprosy, whloh is tho loprosy of tho
Arabians, would appoar to bo. Tho
latter was also brought to this country
by tho negroos from Africa, and llko
"yaws," Is contoglous, and may bo
roadlly communicated by allowing tho
virus to touch any scratch upon the
ilosh. "Yaws" may oven bo taken by
thouso of a bowl or b asln which n dis
eased person has employed; but pari
doxical as it may soem it cannot bo
communicated by inocultalon of tho
blood, and tho sufTeror from "yaws has
this grain of comfort thatfovers rarely
attack blm. Somo pathotlo stories aro
told of tho infliction of loprosy upon
pcoplo who had been nursing tho sick,
and one instanco Is given whero a good
ly priest vlsltod tho lopers' ward nt tho
Now Orleans charity hospital cvory
day for 14 years, and at last caught tho
fearful dlscaso whllo annolnting tho
hands of a dying patient in administer
ing tho extrcmo unction of his church,
Tho board of health, therefore, natur
ally think that tho practico of Introduc
ing iopors into thocrowdod ward of tho
charity hospital at New Orleans should
bo discontinued, and that theso pationts
bo isolated. This is not, however be
causo of tho frequency of tho disease .
'I hero was only ono loprosy patient in
tho hospital at tho beginning of tho
yoar, and only 14 cases In all havo ovor
como under tho notice of tho physicians
now practlctng in tho city. In tho last
century, howovor, both dlseasos wcro
pretty wldo-spread, and it is stated that
many doctors made fortunes by making
their treatment a specialty.
Suicidal Mania.
The Fortnight! Ucvtew.
W. C. H.. aeed fifty, a laborer, who
had four times attempted, at last com.
muted suicide by drowning himself:
brother had drownod himself at tho
samo spot; a uistor poisoned herself,
anil another sister had attempted suicido
Among tho three hundred cases I find
but two in which heredity may bo sus
pected, though I have not usually
midc Ianu.ii ' as to this point. One
man had un undo who had poisoned
himself, and a grandfather who cut his
inroat, uotn under mo inuiionco oi
drink, and a woman said her father had
blown hid brains out about a yoar be
fore lies attempt to poison herself.
Tho tcmpcrnmunt and dispositions,
however, which prompt or incllno to
suicido aro no doubt matters of trans
mission from paronts who havo not
taught or transmitted the powor of soil
government and tho revoronco for lifo
which they thomse'vos did not po'scss.
Secondly, 1 cannot doubt but that tho
sontimontal glamour thrown ovorsuicirfo
by somo poets and moralists has hud i n
ovil lobult, which thoy would bu
eager to dnprccato. I distinctly assort,
for example, my belief that tho poem
of Thomas Hood, "Tho Bridgo ot
Sight," written with tho solo object ot
ovokirjg charity for the despised, has
yet with a certain class, tinged suicido
with a halo ot romance, and afforded
a justification of cowardico and criruo
to tho unreasoning and hysterical.
Thirdly, many ot thoattompti'thathitvo
como under my notico aro distinctly
attributable to tho ordinarily violently
exaggerated languoge of parents, per
haps especially mothers, of tho pooler
classes. "I'll break every Ibono in
jour body," is an ordinary way of ex
pressing uisplcasuro at somo trivial of
fence of a child , and no ono who has
been forced to overhear' a fow family
words" will wondorhow that deed of
violonco, which is threatened with no
Intention whatever of accomplishment
becomes In a loss guarded momont
suggestion of a crime which is familiar
in languago though novor really con
templated hitherto in act. Brought up
in nn atmosphcro of threats against lite,
what wonder u children proceed ironi
tho sin of word to that of deed? ,
Ucnao. (,
I Theodore Bent, in his recent work
on Genoa, thus nnltomizes tho former
greatnoss of tho city: "Of modiooval
oitios uenoa was among tno grandest;
ofniodlioval ropubllcA sho was about
tho most powerful. In her caroor alio
humbled Pisa; in hor day Bho woll ri'rVh
set foot in St. Mark's at Vcnlot
Kings wero horvnssals; kings woro hi A
prisoners. Sho was the nloneor in thoH
paths of comraercu for tho Dutch anirn
tor tho English. Her intornal and ex-r
tmnnl wara wnrn lone Vinfnrn thnv'
could oradlcato hor inherent vitality.
After each revolution Bho awoko i"vin
with renowed vigor, and it was not till
her own citizen, Chrlstophor Columbus,
bad discovered for other powors now
sources of wealth and commorco, and
not until her own discoveries had
pavod tho way to tho Cape of tHtod
Hopo, that her decadence set in."
A healthy body is good; but a soul in
right hoalth it is a tiling, says CarJylo,
boyond all others to bo prayed for, tho
V-bssodost thing this earth rccolves ol
honvoji. Without artificial medica
ment of philosophy, or tight-lacing oi
oroods always vory questionable tho
healthy soul discerns what is good and
roUliH it; discerns what is bad and
AponUinuously casts It off.
Tim best way to opologlzo Is to do
.inch tv kindness to tho offendod ono
that hn will forgot that you over at
tempted to injuro him.
MoneyEarnlng Wires.
St. JcnpbNtwr.
is frcquontly a subject for thought
and conversation as to why professional
woman actresses, milliners, dress
makers, and principals of joung ladies'
academies, etc havo so much troublo
with their husbands; and It is also fre
quently obsorvod that tho husbands of
money earning ladles are idlo or lazy,
or both, or aro dissipated, or elso
shrink into quiet nonontitlos who aro
apparentry endured become of tho fom
inlno belief that It is good to havo a
man about tho houso anyhow. It Is
certainly truo that tho husbands of
monoy earnlrg woman are generally
tho qulotcst and most unassuming of
tholr sox in their domestic lifo. To
somo this condition may appear a
causa for merriment and ridicule, but, In
reality, in involves tho serious question
as to whether it Is good for a man to
marry a woman who desires or will bo
forced to earn Lcr share of their in-
como in actual hard cash, and not by
staying at homo minding tho houso and
economizing in groceries, dry goods,
gas and fuel. A man who morrloi
with this contingency staring him In tho
faco risks a good deal coaccrnlng his
domestic happiness. A woman who
can oontributo a tharo of money, earn
ed by her own labor, to tho common
household fund, is naturally prouder ot
It than a man would bo, and woman
like, sho wants to crow over it a bit,
and it frequently happen: that this
crowing becomes (rksomo nnd embar
rassing to tho man. His responsibili
ties as a man, a husband and a lather
aro lessened and with tho burden that
is lifted from his back goes something
of his self-respect and sturdy iudopen
denco. His prido in himself and his
self asturnnco rccievo a blow. Wo
know thcro aro many worthless shirks
whoso unmanly solfishncss and lack of
pluck havo thrown tho heavy bnrdon to
provido for tho homo upon tho slender
shoulders of their brave, patient wives
Wo know, too how nobly a woman as
sunics such duties when they nrlso be
foro her, and wo know of her mar
velous soli-sacrifices and endurance,
but theso aro not tho monoy-oarnlng
wives wo refer to. Theso generally
marry with all tho pretty dream? and
hopes of wifehood that aro natural to
young wives, and when it is too lato
discover that It is tho woman who must
bo strong and tho wilo who must pro
vido. Our original proposition is that
a rightly proud man will do any sort
of labor rather then havo his wlfa work
for him. If his wife has tho timo and
tho fancy to employ either brains
remuneration, this monoy is hers, and
not his, and when he begins to look for
ward to hor earnings as a part of his in
oomo, ho also begins to loso his prlds in
being tho bread- winnor and piotector
of his family. Another and strong
moral reason why women whoso hus
bands can and do support thorn, should
not seok "paid work," is that they may
bo taking work away from somo woman
who really needs It.
One Vuciliiullon Too utility.
Bright and early yesterday morning
a middle ngud man, of anxious look and
mucii corporosity, cniicu at mo uny
Hull and went for the Chief of I'olico
with:
"Hnf wo sonioshmall-boxln dor city ?'
"l bcitovo wo navo a sponuuc caso or
two," was tno ropiy.
"Und dozo soniopody haf to get wnc-
cinated to keep him nviiyl"
"Every citizen should protect him
self." "How mnnv dimes was I cot wacci
noted to keep dot shmollbox out of mein
nouso nnu saiooin
'Oli I guess onco will do."
"Voncol Great sliiminiiivl no more
ash dotl Sliust wnitaininitl"
Hu lurked oil his coat and pushed up
his shirt sleeves mid pointed to four
spots on ills right arm and llvo on his
loit. nnu 8iu(i :
"Four nud tivo makes nino dimes dot
vims wneeinuti'd in four days!
"How is thn"
"How ish dot? Dot's vhat I likes my
self to know! ,1 vims sliust loading a-
aDout dot slimnll-oox no otutor day in
dor S hormon bailors when two men
vhnlks In niino saloon uiidsavs:Chimey
lot sliiiiiu-iUox is ail oter down und you
must bo wiiccinatcd ot dor Gommon
Gouncll vhill closo you nop. So 1 yhas
wnceinnted lor two shillings unu zwei
class boor."
Yes?"
It vhas sliust two hour more as a
man comes in und say ho vhus sent to
wncc nato mo on do ouuer arm. mm i
bays him two shillings und clns of
beer
Yes?"
iltiif.irn ntrrlif n mnn mlf. atinnfnnlna
comes in unu say no vims sent uy tier
Health v Poard to sen oof I vhas wacci-
nated. X show him two li aces, but lio
shakes his head t, und says: Dot wncol-
nation am too nigu ooti, unu you vuu
;a uur siiniau-uox in uur nanus.- nan
lio makes dot blncu hero' und I gif him
twenty iivo ceuts und class beer."
lusr
Vholl' in dor course of four days six
more men conies aroundt to wocoinoto
mo bv ordor of dor Mavor. dor Gufurnor.
dor Brosldont, dor Pord oof Bublio
Vorks, nnd I doan' know vlmt elso, und
efery dlmo 1 pays two shillings und
class beer." Vlion I vhas wacumatcd
nine dimes I ueglns to pullevo I vhas a
croon horn, und' vheu dor tenth man
comes aroundt 1 hit him on dor hendt
in It a pottle und vlmlks oafcr to see you
about it . v lias it an right? '
"I guess tho boys wero guying you.'
"VTiot is dot?"
"Why vou havn't really boon vaccina
od at all."
'N-oP
No. and you'd bettor bo vaccinated
gain'"
woccinated again l waocinatotl don
lmcs Nefer furore I vhas wueolnu
lid den dimes I catch us dor shmali
unci goes to pod mit hlra nil zummorl
uot's somo closo pins liko I am P
The Czar and tho Bores,
From Uio London Telegraph.,
Of tho strango storlfts connected with
tho melanoholy fato of Alexander II, that
havo obtained currancy slnco his death,
not tho least curious Is tho following
narratlvo published in The St
Petersburg Beehiv;, and alleged by that'
journal to bo iu iivery particular au
thentic. Ono morning, about iv fort
night beforo tho catastrophe otlho 13th
ultimo whllo looking out ot his bedroom
window, tho lato Czar noticed two or
threo dead plgoono lying on tho lod;o
of tho balcony. As tho Imperial pig'
cons, Uko thoso of tho Flazza dl San
Marco in Vonice, aro privileged birds,
his Majesty, displeased that thoy should
havo baen slain within tho very pre
cincts of his palaco orderod an inquiry
to bo mado as to how thoy had como by
tholr death.
It was soon discovered that a huge
hawk had taken its quarters in
somo out-of-the-way nook of tho Wintor
Palaco roof, and, emerging thonco
every morning at dawn, It mado a
rugular practico of thinning out tho
Emperor's flock of pigoons. Imperial
commands woro issued that this in
veterate columblolde should bo watched
for and shot; but the hawk contrived
to evado tho vigllanco of tho domestics
charged with its destruction, and con
tinued to kill its two, threo or four pig
eons dally with absoluto impunity.
A powerful trap was therefore baltrd
and sot for it upon tho roof; and, early
next morning, below, caught by tho leg,
and struggling with all its might to get
looso. Boforo tho sorvants could reach
tho spot to put an end to tho fierce
bird's agony It had dragged the heavy
trap over tho edgo of tho parapet
and fallen with It upon tho paving of
nn inner courtynro, cvcnooKcu by tho
Imnorial nnartment. Whon tho Em
peror was informed that tho hawk had
mot its death in this strnngo manner, ho
appeared much disturbed in mind, and
several times observed to his attendant
that "tho wholo affair was of ovtloman"
TltEATiUliNT Ol' CIIICKUNS.
Tho London Gardeners Chronicle in
speaking of littlo chickens, says:
"Thoy run about, doing no harm, their
little bodies and feet leave no impres
sion on tho soil, thoy do not scratch,
seem never dissatisfied, but find pleas
ure only in the pursuit of food, or in
basking in a warm corner in tho snn's
rays. Whilst m this stage of infantile
innocence tho littlo creatures can in.
tho garden perform n vast amount of
good; their littlo eyes spy out and
littlo bills gather myriads of insects
that aro not easily visible to the human
eye. t'erhaps owing to tho very minute
naturo ot the food they gather, perhaps
arising from their characteristic vorac
ity, they arc almost always roaming
about and doing useful work. Mean
while the clucking and anxious mother
may be kept secure in a bottomed coop,
which, removed hero nnd there in the
garden, will allow tho chickens to enjoy
trcsli lecding ground each day.
Sheltorffaa Fallf. Shtborffan Co. Vuwi.
Wo novor saw any one loyous when
suffering from pain: neuralgia for in
stance. In relation to this malady Mr,
George Guyett, Prop. Guyctt House
thus Informed our representative: 1
havo used St. Jacobs Oil for neuralgia
anu can conuuentiy recommcnu it
any ono similarly affected.
After Many years.
to
Moro than thirty j cars ago, a yourg
man in tho employ of Thomas JanEcn
a farmer living near Port Jaivls, Md
suddenly loft his cmplojor. Eubfe
quontly Janscn missed thirty-ono dol
lnrs in bank-bills. Ho believed his
hired man had robbed him. A few days
ago, tho farmer, in touring down his
old farm-house, discovered, tucked in
under a rafter, a roll of bank-notes
Tho money amounted tothlrty-ono dol
lars. It was tho Identical sum ho sup
posed had been stolen, and which tho
farmer had put thcro himself for salo
kcoping.
Human lilo is uverywhero a stato in
which much is to bo endured and littlo
to bo enjoyed.
lI(t II Iiu Uuud.
New Tor' Iftllon.
Air. Charles 11. Mauor, editor ol tho
abovo paper and Notary Public, In u
lato issue mentioned uio lotiowing:
Patrick Kenny, Esq., somo timo ago.
suffered much from rheumatism and
tried almost every means to rid himsoll
ot this painful evil, but iu vain. Ho
wns advised to uso St. Jacobs Oil, which
ho did so successfully, that oil pain has
left him nnd ho is ns healthy and strong
as over boloro. Mr. Henry is nn en
thusiastic advocate ot St. Jacobs Oil,
and it has dnno him good.
The Timo 11ml Como,
Throo or four years ago whon tlior o
was a urii) on tho potato markot there
llvod nunr tin interior village in this
stato a farmer named Petors. Ho rais
ed good crop, paid his debts, and was
down on rings of nil sorts. Tho prico of
potatoes kept froinirup and up. and tho
old farmorwns nnoasy.llo camo Into tho
tho village ovory overlng to seo how tho
market stood, and although ho never
said much It was evident that ho would
burst his hoops pretty soon If things con
tinued on that way. At length tho ell
max camo. One evening tho old man
and his son hnd a warm eornor In a erro-
eery when aoltizon ontorud with nnows-
paper in ins iiunii nnu nam:
"This Now York daily savs that tho
price of potatoes Is certain to ndvanco
again before tho wook is out."
"Whatl" oxelaimoil Peters, "another
advaneo in 'Inters?"
"Yes. the Lord only knows what is to
bccoino of tho poor if this potato ring
isii i uurstoa."
Tho farmer nroso. buttoned his old
white overcoat clear to his chin, brought
his list down hard on tho cheese-box and
sternly said:
"Tho timo has como! I'yo stood it
nud stood It, ns long as long as I can
nnd now I'm going to nctl Georgo we'll
go homo and got ready to throw fifty
six bushels of pcachhlowa on the mar
kot to-morrow, and bust that wicked
ring all to thunder." Wall Street News,
"Women Never Tlilnli"
It the crabned old bachelor wbo uttered
this sentiment could but witness tho tutenee
thouKht, deep study and thorough investlca
tlon of women In determliilm: the best medi
cines to keep their families well, and would
note their eaijacliy and wletlum In si'lectki;
i) uitters as tno oest uua uomonstratin it
by Kecpin); their families lu perpetual health,
at a mere nominal expeuee, be would be forc
ed to acknowledge that such sentiments arn
basclesD and (atsp.
Spirits anu (J.n ral iuiiin.. Iu their v.irloua lornii
nln a, a prevemlvH ugatmt Fevrand Aeu". ando'li
er Int. raitltcnr Ffver.. t .h !'. .i..l'lm.i.,i.iii
Vnr llv.nti. Yridtir .itl.n. Tlrnr...tnn nf
ten Ellxlrurt"ullaiyii."inaiiiby Ca will, il.t
ard & i o., Nrw Vutk uudaolnbyal uksI, Ittlio
beat lonli'l and fur n ttrnti recoiurfnir fmni Kuvpr i.r .
ctierakkuoai,, U bmnocquai.
Million, nf rat,, nlie, cnt,, bed Ihiki, roaclic, lo,o
hair I 1 1. liv I nlll.lnn w.di Hrmuh ..n llai. R. .1
rrMrtit,tM Y.ni.. .rr.irH.
ivdruaelifa. lSatiivn.. allr.-li.ll. Ii.miii Hr. iTr!n. .
Uv llomn.
tlltlUrK nt lli lllii.lil.N. I
Ftlnjluir, ainar.inir. irrltn.ion of cue urlnarr nn-
Pruui.-l.il, Ml-vbcll, llarili'tt lie Ora:n, Del Molsd. i
airi!.. ill .. uai.il .1 . .jki . nrA h. ll..i..ii..llt . I
Cnrlons Infirmity of Hearing.
Mr.LdwIn Cowlos, of tho Clovolnnd
iitaacr,s the victim of singular In
firmity of hearing. He says it partakes
somownni oi mo naturo ot color-blind
ness, as that affects tho ojo, ho being
unablo to hoar certain sounds at nil.
ror oxamplo, ho has nover hoard tho
sound of a bird's song In his lifo. A
wholo room full of canaries might
uu in mil song nnu vet no couiu not
boar a note, but tho rustling of tholr
wings would bo distinotly hoard bvhim.
Ho can hoar all tho vowels, but thoro
aro many consonant sounds which ho
has novor hoard. Ho can hoar a man
whlsoer but could not hoar him whUtln.
Tho uppor notes of a piano, violin or
otner instrument no never hears, but
tho lower notes he hoars without dlffl
culty.
Itloirln. r.YMiNKepoBMlblc
for the following valuable lUtement from
Mr. M. 0. Arnold: "Warren's Safe Kidney
aid Liver Cure has done me worlds of good
for catarrh of the bladder and female weak-
new."
Children like to tk Hi.n'a (!nr. VnMilnrr
Kitv is bo kwju inrrnugnw unci croup.
We are stronsiy imposed to regard that
person as the best pbyxtclan who doc a most
to alleviate human ulrerlntr. .Tiioiil frm
this standard, Mlts Ltuu E. Pinkaam, 233
Western Avenue, Lynn. Ma&s., Is entitled to
me iront ranir, for her Veoetahle Coirou.i)
Is dally working wonderful cures in female
diseases. 8end for circular to the above ad
ores.
KnVctuiil untl I'licnn.
DytpepMa. bullous attacks, headache, and
many other Ills can oulv bo cured bv remnr-
Inf? their cause. Kldnev-Wort haa been
proved to be the most effectual remedy, for
nine uuu lur Ulliliuil CUBIITCUCBB wnil'n CO
afflicts millions of the American people
Fiirin awl Flru'ult.
All respectable dealers sell Frazcr ftile
grease because It Is the genulno and gives per-
IVtl, BBllBlBVllUU.
Dr. TTol man's Ahsnrntlvn PlnafrM riv!w
and Foot) are, beyond all question, thomoat
valuable remedies ever placed In (ho hands
of tho public In tho form of Plasters.
A. Viirnicr'H uuiiiiuii.
A Michigan farmer writes that ho was
completely cured of n very bad caso ol
ni oy ono box uucKion's Arnica Salvo.
Nothing on earth is so suro a euro. Sold
by all Druggists at 25 cts.
Xoveft Bros. A. UULllT. liriliirltm. nrilnrpil nt
a. DiacKiora, proprietor or Dr. uallKUy's
remedies, live market baskets full of Dr. llnl.
JUav'sUlooJ l'urllkr. all In one dav. last
ween, now 18 ttmt forfait! Dr. ilalllday's
medicines are fast getting away with all other
remedies In Minnesota, and don't you forget
It. For ) hvnll weottrn ilnnri (.
PERRY DAVIS'
Pam-Kilk
A SAFE AND SURE
REMEDY FOR
Rheumatism.
Cramps,
Cholera,
Diarrhoea,
Dysentery,
Sprains
AND
Bruises,
Burns
AND
Scalds,
Toothache
AND
Headache,
H M CELEBRATED If.V
W w STOMACH 4
Why Suffer Neefllcssly
With the convuWnp, loaimodlo tortures of fever and
guo and bilious mnlt ent. when Iloiictrcr'i Btomach
lllttl'IH. tl knitM lnMffPil (n lin A i-al iimrtvdof m la.
raltuverr, will eradlpaic Mi rauo ot lomtKli if-
"iu( no leiNt ni iivei tiin iH'Duna t auefMive
U CAhUl nf rnniftn itlnn. nviiwni u IVr inn ulalnr
rl.cutiu (bin, nun In gunen-l uthl tiy nnd nu vuui
Wl'iiKD'H. f'Oririln hw All nruo-pUta tinrt IiittiUr trtin-
DOES
WHY?
WONDERFUL
CURES I
Peranaeltacla on Uio I.ITIMt, IIOITKI.SI
ami MII.M.1S nt tlieanme time.
Seeauae It eleansea the ayatem of tliopotaon-
loua humom that develops in Kidney and Cn-
Inary DUe,os,lJlllou,ne,i, Jnundina, (,'onitl.l
paaoii.riiea, or In ilheumntlini, tfKiiralzia
Iticrrsua Sbordem mil ITciuulo CojisikluU. I
bcb w xiat rcopr.i! BAT1 1
,aj, Klduey.Woi H-ui i d l.l-n nfl rr l i-k'uUi- i'iiy"
Iclana had bxn in Inir for four 1 1 ai .
Ellff.nM II FTIi.rl I ...... 1 1.... .'It. ,-.....
Mr John jtrimlt, of Wnhlnirlnii, Olilo, rnv
tit iMKirm un i'i din nv Mtnr I'ri.iimi, ii.
ElLiey Wo"11 "U'( HU urU1 "ul J "urtJ hi I
11. M. fltnAmtn nn .iltlnw It. rM...1..M nMn I
aayiho wrliot eiiwcltd ta live, l-i t l.loateul
iwfouu ueiier, im j.iunej. wort fill l linn.
I that Yen yearaauirerlna- from klilm y truiihlel
Inn. I. Jnrroif. ..PEtmili Unl V ..L
? i iu ' Haavuuvu uj mo iittltiip
for J cum from liver ami kidney tloulilea anill
after taklnir "liarreU of. other uiedklne,,"!
U'Uil.v.Wml. mail. Iiltn Hull '
John I). TwrAni. oP yaf-lrinn T.nn . .itnMifl
......- ..V. ....... W...M,
UlcliA! C.'tlto nt Mmifffnin.i f.tilai.. V,
lllfi.,i.d ulirlit veal. Willi Ll.lnnv dliniiliw mull
vraa unable tiiwoiU. Uldury-WorC mo do nihil
- wen u. uivr.
PERMANENTLY CURES
KIDNEY DISEASES.
LIVER COMPLAINTS. I
luonstipnuon ana riios.
I tin can., nun naruai? a ,if urliii-n inaLLialic uuart.l
I Ite-lt 1. nut nn lu Ilrr Vepi-lnliln f.,m In I
ui niriiiciue. ai.oui a.iqnia e orui. very vjou-
eentratcd, for thoeo that cannot icadily pro-
I V II actt ictto tqual eJJWenei; til tUUrJem.
OCT IT ATTIII5 I)ItL-(lQI3Tfi. 1'IUCi:, l,OOL
WKIitiS, HICIIAIIIlSON.'.Co., l-rop'a,
(WllUend tU dry poit-pald.) IH'IILlXtlTOV, vr.I
n it)-, vBSniJv ftBs
FOR SALE BY ALL
jt is uniuiKAt. insanity to risk consump
ii"n wnen h lew aoscs or llALK's uox&r or
jioBEnou.ND and tah would arrest the counh
that leads to the dltesie. Tike's Toothache
uropa cure in one minute.
An Esonwous InArnc Plttsburirh hoist
, U ( O 1 ,1 -.11 1. -. 1 I - M .... .
.ut oiv.nu uumcB ui uaiiboline nave oeen
sold within the last sir mnnthn. Thi. ikn
that the great army of haldhcads will soon
do reuucea to a corporal's Guard.
Use Reddlng's Kimmn i-mvp Cuts. Burns.
RINf!llKli VIIIIM .''
William J. CoURhlln.of Horaervllle, Mass.,
says: In the fall of 1878 I was taken with
uiecuiDR oi me iuhri, rouowed by a revere
comm. i lost my appetite ana nesb, and was
conhnea to my bed. In 1877 1 was admitted
to the hospital. The doctors said I had a hole
in my lung as big as half a dollar. At one
lime a report went around mat I was dead.
I rave up hope, but a friend told me of fJu.
William Hall's Balsam ron the LfNnn. r
got a bottle, when, to my serprlse, I com
menced to feel better, and to-day I feel better
than for three tears nast. I writo this honlnir
every ono filleted with diseased lungs will
WHO UU U.1.IAM MALI. 3 X1ALSAM, SPll DO
convinced that consumption can he Cl'iied
I can positively say It has done more good
than all the other medicines I have taken since
my eiCKnei s.
"INDIOESTKIN. Yon hivn trlpil nvoralMnir
fnr If nr, fnnntl nn h.ln W . -
but can offer a prescription that has cured
very many, and ft mljrht euro vou as well: tt
will cost hut a quarter of a dollar, and ran be
bad at any Druggist's. Ask for Perry Davis'
Paln-Klller.
Correct vour habits ot croaked walking hv
using Lyon's Patent Mpel BtltTcnrrg.
RE
ron
RHEUMATISM
t
Houralaia, Sciatica. Lumbaao. '
Backache, Soronoss of tho Chost.
Gout, Quinsy, Soro Throat, Swell
ings and Sprains, Burns and
Scafds, Gonoral Bodily
Pains,
Tooth, Ear end flecdache, Frosted
Feet and Ears, and all oilier
Pains and Aches.
No Prfraratlon on earth rqunle St jArnr Oil
i a n. rr. tilmulc iuil ehmn Exttmal
llfmfdjr A trial entail, titit Ihu comimratlvfly
trifling cullav of SO Cent,, and every one iifTtrlnn
with rain can Lava chi-ou and iiccIIIvb tiruor or Iti
clalma.
Direction! In Eleven LanguagM.
BOLD BY ALL DRUOOISTB AND DEALEE3
IN UEDIOINE.
A. VOGELER & CO.,
Hnltlmorr, Md., V. S, A,
UOOK FOR THnE8HERMEh
Worth For ,ale for aj Cta
Tiirfsuhnman's CooKKSEHNa,
incluilini; nil tilnnVa needed to
male lettlrmcnK w itli ci iicirierH.
Money refumlcl If not n.titely
"Mi-factory AJiltc,
lilt Aullm.in & Tayter Om'y,
Mantfield, KkhUiul Co , O.
i taaa warrant, fi
Ptlarana for 'The I'lClw n-Soldler." anj l'a,lin
and llnuntT.lam.t ankt and Inilraellin. w!
V fur VAii.tUhi. .i .... u.-j ..
eanrerirto thonynJ. uf l-tnilnnrn an, t'llent,.
1AICHT Alt'?!, Locklluitw. WnifTin.tnn. I). IT.
uuiurin. ihoimndiyettntltlij. I'tnilnuMlrcn
lur urn j-r flnatr.ts'.ct er rui'tnre.t nci ,in
it un j 1)1.,..,.. Th.n.nnJ, or .en,lnn,r .iwl
UKNTLXMEHil waaaurfertni rroma.nerald.bUltjto inch aa eitent, that my labor aa aioaodlnolv bur.
rlin.omtom.. A vacation oia mpnth dldnot alvamomocb relief, bntori thi eontraT "ailloSd K
fa II tea fl
lutinturq
wn not r
uor mat i erer ma in tDo name time during my IIIoml au
ami vU'or of twdr.ruu come alaa clearDMaof tbouuoto
viork, i know not rrhat. I give It thaeredit.
I
The Iron Tonle im a
prrnnrntton olVo-1
tojclilr of Iron. I'rrn.
i fnii Hark. nf Vhom. W
phntf, antnclntrtt
rifn rne i'rpetabte
r-oi,nfra. MtmerrrHM
rvrrv nurpom-r trfirref
it Tonic im neremauru.f
MANUACTURID II THI DR. HARTER MEDICINE
n BBH lr VI I Vir auS?T0SlnfAi?0., . jy-i tni5 .
nilnliitrntlon from Watnixarov tdlhoprwentUmo. Includes much Uflaaf UVjltnM
ff.'f'"1 Pr bM,.ry never bi-foro iublh.bo.1. Addra WWIIIIK iHflllSR
BKADLnv no., oft N Fourth Ht.. Phila., I'a. IDUIIOO
v I eh Haiidid aikflcli.rd rcrtra'tof Mra. O.rfl d.
r rr ti
AGITATOR ! AGITATOR! AGITATOR !
THE MOST PERFECT THRESHER AND SAVER
J. I. CASE THRESHING MACHINE CO., RACINE, WIS
iiuum; t'i i;ks. l.Whi i-i . nnu ii U'AiiT.""!.!
Mako More and Sell More Tbrethlng Machlnca than any
BARNES' WIRE CHECK ROWER.
The Only Entirely Saoceasfol Wire
CHAMBER8, BERING & OUINLAN.
'Iiclutlvo Minuiacturera, DfiOATUlt, III.
ffjOaly BonUoKli;g TiiTeatid
Chamiiloii Hi v fCliik'r.
It IN CIS AMD II
Wll.U
Ko aharp lolu-a 11- the e.-nb rt
eaaue Irrlfauon and riie. w It.1
tiaao ot rinpa ihat cuan witn Uk
Jolota In the fltuh. ani prnduoa
aorcneae of tht noaa.
tiic i:iiampion uoiruoiaer ipeau tor luoir la
iu. uut. uun iuv
miuIds U to doc ud to kMp (ttM kvotf1! m Ml
OOAJCBKBa. IlKniNQ QUIMXAV. XxolBaTro MiuiularePJaOACTK Ma
HOLMAN S PAD
cures ft simply
Without (flhi ti
MEDICINE MsorptfM
TJblDSMABJC
The Only True Malarial Antidote.
Da. HoutANt Pad It m guess-work rta4jw
no fecbtt loalutiv experiment no nilils
hodft podge of aom ethtr Inrtntor'aldtai hi
the original nnd onty ffentslaecsu
nil ve Pad, th only remtd tht has an hem
eittyacqulrtd ri(M to um th UtU-word "PaWI
In connection with a tf tatmeat fin ilinult illnn
of tht Sttmath, ZAttr und BpUm,
By a rtetatly prftctlJ lmproTtnnt Da. H4
mam has frtatly Ineraaata' the scope of th PulM
aMfalntu, and appreciably anfataUd iu adhw
enratir power.
This (Ttat ImpiOTCnenl (Its ItOLMAM'a TtM
(with Its Adjarantl) rich complcU and nfilllafl
control oter the most pertinent and mayteUtaf
forms of Chronic DlieaM W ft
Stomach ami L,lvcr, as wall aa MaUjtt
rial Dlood'-IolHoiiliiB-t aa to aato
uillfy tht eminent l'rofttior XoomU' high mm
romlumt "Iris neaksr a Un ivaaaAj. Pamacm
THAU All TTlllflO lit A1UJICINBI"
The racceit of If olmah's Pam ha Intplred U
llalort who offer Pads similar In form Mud
odar to the genuine IIOL.SSAM PAID,
ilcvrnrc oftlicne Dostta and Imb
Intlon PndH, uottcn bb to aell oat
the rcpntntlon of Uie OBMVINal
IIOL.MAM PAD,
Knelt Genuine Ilolman Pad baa
the Private Revenue Stamp of tko
HOI.MAN PAD COMPANY with iU atwt
Trade-Mark printed In gmaw
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS,
Or tent by mall, po,t-pald on receiptor 9a.O
HOLM AN PAD CO.,
o b :m.) 744 BROADWAY, N. Y.
rim I'urltat and Hint )li-diclno tier Itadr.
A romtillnatlonof Hope, Buchu, Mandrake
ind Dnnmdotlon. wluialltluilin-tuulmotcura
iitu pivji-r m in vi mil vm-r iiuirns jnanfa iik
r ro ft tcKiuiooq.Kurincr, Liver Renuln
tor.acjmoanil llralth luvUiitry Auit 01
artn. vaaaaaaaaaaiBai
Ko dlxofljo eantxmnltjlr lunir cxUt whrro Hot
iiiiicra art- wu, pu mraniu
iiioratlona.
iltej tilt tOT llfaul.1 t!;:; to lio tpl i:l Initj
ToallVflioMitlnplotmnicntfl eaum lrrrmlarllr ot
tlio bonel. or uiinarvwonratiii. or v. ho ritiulm an
Aritl"rTonlcanilmlliiksUniuIanl, Hop mitcri
iro invaiuaKir, VVIIIIOUC VHBWniOIICntlnK'
Kornatlrr lit your flnior Fjnintom.ar.
liat tho ill!iraoor ailment 1, luw Hon Dltter.
Ooii't MBit until you aro lick l)iit If j'cu only fee
lauormivrai.u-. uouio lillirrvH. nnco. iL inav
800 111 be raid for n cano thlcr will not mro oi
kiwamlurKothcnito uwiHodEI
(it-n. no nomuuur nor let yourr
lU'lncmlK-r. llonnitti-rH luno rdckw uruvcrrtrl.
lrunkcliuoHtruui. hut tho Turoit ailSw tl... Mwtl
cinoiviriiiadciiho "invalids Frloncl and
nopo."anuuujK.-niun orianui ahould
I. O. lana1nolutluillrmtlllortin ful
Urunkciu-Ki.uw of ojilum.lo'j&cx-oaiul iurcutlce.1
VlliioldhyilniirifWa. Etnd for Circular.
Up IHltm Iff, c, Itochicr,N.1.
PENSIONS.
EVEHTf KOLOIER dl.ahlnl In line of duty br
wi'JVItIt rtlfo. or Injurr, l entitled to prnilon.
l'K.liNIO .m I .cnliilHKU-Manv are draw
Inir Iraathan entitled to.-Thon.andiiof Heir. rntltlid
to Tension and Ilountr -HF-I K) r l CASES
ri-tprllid -A1IAMIOKKI1 CA MEN tlllllhcd.
Cniiietof Lo.t DlietiatKea oln lined -Claims ft ev-
ery uncririiun proiccuteu -1-uteuta 1-ro cured.
AddriM, wltiiatnmp,
II H. HEULIN A CO., Atlovney.,
Wu.hlnmon. U C.
rolVi ihoal J ttntl VtT4 f ml
FOLKS,
ItaJTIp lor ft It 4 bOOl V
lUUlaTBv UUTO iAi
root, la tuuiur o
HIDIUL CQMMQH SENSE H PUIH HOME W,
toSa-rnfuH, DUfK'fi tf Mtj
tnJ Worms, inl all (Itrmnc
ftlimentt, a it h tlrvrdlvin'oof
thnr rnrtU ty. A-Mm Muk
fv Mi'l 1'iih Co., Ih iMt.
Vrk CilT.
MiKXI'S WAXIIAI FOR
TlirlifttamlcheapcM lll ittratcd rdlllon of the He
J lae-J NtwTi-itan cnt. Mllimm ol pronle are waiting
I !l'T. " .u..no' bl deechedbr thoChiap J htiful
HMioifof Inftrioridltlo a. 8i'ethatltn cony y. u buy
contalna l.lo nuu enKravlrRi on .-tl',1 autl wood.
. AKi-nta arr coining inom y telling llili t-iltlon. Bend,
furclrcula'a.
1 Addri'n N'ATiQXAr. rpnumixn To.. CMeagn. III.
AGENTS
Bt. Loi'ia, Mo.
WANTtD.
V. N. if. ilea aiolnea. vallaualtl
lrJlUN MUTING TO AltVEIlTlHUItS,
pirate d you saw the AilvcrUttment in
I Ilia unuer.
Iir.titlnrmrt, .. , . u...
Mutriulra hu r,itnr(ff
Ifleni jir-orwaloii, for
I licbiliiv, teinoli- ,.
I lea,r, Irani of Vital .
I 'V. .rereoin l-rottra-I
INeN, and Convalet-
I Kenteromei-wrejao
rith doutta tho eat-.
With tha tr.nnnil n.-
merer oeiore eojoyea,
J. P. WT0)f.
if tha ToBlahaannt tinnm h
aator Ohrl.tlan Chnrth. Troy. O.
CO.. NO. 213 kORTH yua tlairv t mint.
AuiaaTB wANTIlDfor "The LameToTWwma houmo
Vlv'5!W2raH,.JS0-rrBS,,,'n "10 Iuoel intorwing ihvh of
WAQHINQTON LIFE ever rubllUod. A lll.tory of evcriS
i r , . . . . . . -
MADE.
firm in the World.
n the World.
Stall ferCaUletat It teitalttMif.
Oheok Bower Etw InrwUd.
joint yeare pracaeai oaa aaa wait. a naaaata
the Barnea' Win Check Bovrar fcuii fjntaaatai af
Uklruf lLa Iea4 lUi daHan ill ,ai .. awaaaaayv.
have rendered aa anaalaoaa Taratka a. a k aa kaat
Check Kower mate
The foUowUf am th MTaaaaa Wim mm mWa
Check Kower i
um or win ta place ea ray, aac aai cava wm
ootlait two ronea.
Tha win wlA not itntck aaa aarkak I
The wire la aa eaay tohaadla aa a nou
. There la do Uda aran.
1 no win uuea dh crvea um a
The Op-jntor doea not kare ta mt
throw tl a wire off uthaeaaoi tEaf
11 will punt per feci ly aa 1
tl wUl work oa aay plantar aa aaw
It la taer to work aaa to utentaM.
II la dorahia In all It, parte. Takaat
Only Bln.l. Blaa Mrwf a
BROWN'S ELlliniCirkllr.
An4 rri4e Oroore lac aarfm
laia mm omiy
tartBUd thai aloata
- no ta au
wiuui uua wit. nww w.
vkmuhi j m livnt I
laapv 11