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(MRM 3CIHE IN MOLT COUKTY. MA 1 VOLUME XVII. OREGOX, MISSOURI, FRIDAY, JULY 15, 1881. DUMBER 5. LET THERE BE LIGHT! t25MS IT CAN 111! sAFKIA 8AI1) THAT Jones, Townsend &Co., THE SqujFe DejLi1q CLOTttlEH$r havk tiik iiHHT i,Kiirn:i CLOTHHsTG- TtOOlL IN THU CITY OF ST. JOSEPH. They hnvo nw on hand a Rclmblu Stock of Spring Clolhlng, for MEN'S YOUTH'S BOY'S 'S wear. Unsurpassed In stylo, quality mid fit In ovcry particular. Wo keen on Imnd a lino ox samples tor eustomo work, whore suits cm bo cotton up In quick tunc, and a perfect lit guaranteed. JOFES. TOWNSEND & CO,, WE SMILE A T COMPETITION ! If vou -would consult vour own interest. lllltlllilV o m - i M an honest (lustre to hhvo Money, come to Barnes & Collison's NEW POINT. Public Attention IS CENTE1JKD cm CORUXJPTIOJff AT THE Nation's Capital, Hut something of far more Importance demands tho attention of tho eltlzeus of Mound City and Holt county just now, ami that Is THE BED-ROCK PRICES ON ALL HOT WEATHER GOODS! Wo Have Them in all Styles mm x-ncun. WELTY BROS & CO Green apples and young tombstones aro growing. Tun County Pai'kk Is for sale for llvu cents a copy. Orwron will tako tho lend for a good crop of babies this year. -Snilnsr chickens aro now rlno 4 o enough to pull, but It takes a fellow with gocd norvo and a well filled pocket-book to tncklo them. Horn, to Mr. and Mrs. Dan Thorn ton, on Tuesday, July 6th, a boy His first whoop was for Weaver for Presi dent and down with tho National banks. -Ilinun: " Hoso miss: yes ina'm, splendid lino, all shades. How many?" Miss: "Two. of course, you old hea then. Do you think I have a wooden leg!" Tho second Quaiterly Meeting of tho M. K. Church will bo held at Tri umph School IIouso next Sunday. Itcv. John u ayman, I). 1). will proacli In Or egon at night. -Married, nt Mound City, at tho res idence of thu groom's father, on July Cth, 1881, by Nov. .1. II. Whipple, Mr. Laudon Silcott and Miss Annlu York, all of Holt county. . Orejron is a :ood, Rolid town. Her merchants aro nearly all wealthy, and prosperous and contented: but It don't speak well for a town to hnvo .Jlmpson weeds and dog-fennel blooming on our main stroets. Ninety-six in the shade makes a man satisfied with the new version of tho testament, as it seems wlso I hat hell was eliminated therefrom. Wo have a sufficiency of it haro now, without wait ing for a hereafter. There is no nso in being backward I prlmsliful about t l.o ,,A,,V1mi.fr-,!fii'im jVIOTITX CITY, S.. A. N. 8AXT0N. R. U. HENDRICK SAXTON & HENDRICK, Jewelers, Jewelers, uimiru(I V. 11KTA1I. DKAl.KltH IN Fine Watches, Rich Jewelry, Sterling Sllverwaro, Silver Plated Waro, French an American uiocks. upera masses, opeuiauicB, j ,lin wr.. ul..,ll r.tr.... nitr L iMilnppmeilts III IUlr.ll lllu lit f.ii.f nverltll IIL' nrrtn n HIT in III" ie.wt iry triHir. J i """('"".' Wllllt til UlIL .. n - - ... to thn Ueoordor's oiIHc, tea nun an about it, and get a license before tho minister can tie the knot It is trying on tho nerves, but it must bo done. Five saloons in Parsons, Kansas, it.!..... !... aro soiling on tin average, umij m.- of beer per day. Ono week ago tho Helnwnt House bar cleared 8350 on beer alouo. How U that for prohibi tion, Kansas, "(iod's country," and great St. John? fttrmns Sun. A well-known local preacher in Maitland whllo Instructing a class of urchins In Sunday school told them that God could do everything, whoro upon ono of them asked: "Can God make a rook so big that ho can't lift it?" Tho boy's question remains unanswerable. Somo of our county officials aro lust now rcalizln'' the beauties of mov ing. Judge Hussol has woven nis pro bate business into tho law olllco of K. VnnHusklrk; S. W. Morrison, County Collector, will receive your taxes in the law olllco of Jas. Llmbird, and W. H. Frame can bo found in tho olllco over T. S. libido's drug store. Tho comet, or sumo other disturb er, has nuuio iboi tiui.s i .- ruble year. Tho almost universal anil excessive cold, snows, Hood, Hurri canes, and oxtromes of heat, aro not easily accounted for by any ordinary t,.4 iiimivn tn Kninntillo men. If Rev. Mr. Miller .vlll preach next Sabbath In Oregon both morning and availing. A cabbago loaf in tho hat will not prevent sunstroko, but a brick in the hat Is almost latal. Horn, to Mr. and Mrs. J. II. Poyne, on Wodnostlny, July l.'Ith, a girl; moth er and child doing wall. Do you want an organ? Wo liavo a splendid eight-stop, Kimball organ for sale for S'Jj.OO. Call nnd see It at onr olllco. Gnsconi, the Chicago faster finish ed his forty-five davs fast last Monday at noon. Hound Tanner should now got up ago-as-you-picasc starving miiteii. Tho man in the moon will bo of no Interest to the "doar gills" so long as tho comet's tall remains as largo and as visible ns It has for tho past few nights. The grnco with which our sixteen-year-old boys swing on totHo arms of their sweethearts on their evening prom enades those pleasant evenings is amus ing to witness. "Is kissing criminal? " asks an ex change. That depends. If a man klscs a homely slstcr-ln law on relation ship principles, it is quite proper, but if ho kisses tho plump, rosy cheeked hired girl, his wife will mako him think it is decidedly criminal. And still they coma! Horn to Mr. and Mrs. W. II. Richards, a boy. Tho way Henry was setting 'om up to tho boys was evlilonco enough that ho was pleased with the now arrival. ' ("mini boys, hurrah 1 It's now my t rout. For I'm llu' happiest laddie That ever walked upon this street, I'm (laddie. Oh, I'nuliiilille. Our darling Is mi killing sweet, Ami iih pretty us n posy j U gut sueh killing little feet, And looks so round mid rosy, lt'n pit tin1 e es anil nose of pa's. It's little head It level ; It's mouth l.s Just llkn Its mama's, I'lwi 11,(1,1 .liii'll OT,K'7'J1V"W Willi vj,1()0 to maxo a practlco of Iiitcliing tici "n '' oani o ,ii;ir leatiH to the (.hade trees along Hie Mle.,Va.s anil wo liavo been requested t0 S,M. V ' all sucli pers iuu It. i" lr i Interest hereafter to tlo to tho bltchlng posts put up for that purpose. One of our citizens had si thrifty Klin troo en tirely killed last week from tho effects of horses girdling it. After so many years of waiting and the tlmo nnd ex pense of getting a nice shade tree it Is really discouraging to seo them destroy ed In such a reckless manner. Let per sons who aro In this habit mako a note of this and hereafter cxerciso a little Judgement about tielng their teams. Next tc a good 'load overseer Ore gon noeds a dog-klllor worse than any thing elso. Tho canlno raco for tho nast two or three wcoks have been mak ing "Koine howl" In the locality of ono ot our hotels, and the boarders swear during tho most of that. portion of tho 2t hours when night has tin own her gablo curtain o'er all creation and pin ned it with tho stars." Sonio of these durs aro liable to meet an untimely end if they do not clmngo their midnight serenades. Ono of tho boarders says is Is almost as unendurable as the prac tlco liourot an amateur oporatlo singer, or tho doleful repetition of "bweotlicart I am dreaming," with piano accompa niment by a lovo-slok girl. A correspondent thus writes to an nvelnuiirn: " Penny wise and pound foolish " is an old adage, and no better in iit't'iiH'iiii in nur-ii - ... i - i- ... m to iiuinumiu i v" -. " ...in i. i i . .i.t ..ii i. ltitiii ii.iciinnawunr i t ...!,. in tint ini'iiifi " :r ' ; "i .,lii i..iiiiin u nvtciiiioii 10 nil. win mm n n wtu i r wiiiil biiuii uu nv "r ttinn wild iifuiiuuii.u-) u imin jiiiwitit inoiMiininir Kt'iiMMi a vmu't Ml?, v. ;V" . . t. f . - ....... . -- i. I , m till roil HUMS. lur nil ill fill l II til' niij t inn I'lltlMl'm lllUt-IMIIIlIK ni.tir.wii. 4 . , ihiliii ivlull U k:I V. 1 11111. HIIT rXniZWl KloekDetwcen Filth .u.d K.xU. St. ,IOMpll, AIO. comet hns nothing to uowuuii, Cvtuu,,i0 f it can bo found than mat oi uiKing ,.i,.unn notlco hla county paper, no aim ins juuhij F. ENDEBROCK, jlHinifactiirer of till klnd oi TRAVELING antl PACKING TRDMKS VAI.IKKH, &e AND DUAI.KU IN TBAVELING BAGS ai SATCHELS, 113 &, 115 Second Street, bet. Felix & Francis HT. .lOHKl'K. MO i' .... 1 110 lOIK.WlUX ui. . . . .... . , f from tho Kdlna Democrat pays a high non.n.j u,"ll, V " " w rlbuto to Miss Heath who formerly all tho Information it co, tains, I u uiuutu . ... ...i la , iiatvunnitei-In a family tltniirht iii tho Normal, anil who mis n """" i " ' ... ..... ." ? i., vi,h,lrv who are tho children are apt to grow up w.u.m.t uus u. ' . , n ,,B9il.u t(( b0 intelllffont above tho re Pi erbert & Co: V In their Noy Quarters at 618 PaMx Sim, StddroopIi9 Have the fiarorcpJ! Host nnd Most In St. Josopli, to wlilcmiiOY inviio espocim niiuiimiii. im j skilled Plumbers nnd Gns Fitters, nnd guarantoo any work they do to be us cood as tho best. They also have n complete lino of Iron nntl Wooilen Pumps Whon in want of anything in thulr lino rc momber tho plnco. 01 fi Felix Street, nnd tho firm, W.nta f,,v the State Normal in nun un - -i . ents Ml ino a ave .u . ,m,eiuing of of Judge Henry, of Macon county. hopo is strol,gor, the cer- Ihith citizens and students becaino very -Alt" 1 3" , "ove v is by 1 Anant over the act, and quite a nun, t. y of U, I t J bol of tho former waited on tho .onr. " " Ilutllorlti(,s Hl otc- to i-Vicerlaln tho cause, but tho bourn " . Umt ,U8CO',tulon eoi, d give no reason for their action in ,.,.ui,ml. nnd. whllo tho removing Miss II. Somo say that it I ' . mll inm.fullv onoour. was dono on ncoount ot politioiil prcju- ' , ........ ... ... ,, ,,.. ,.on; tiim.a . i nirinip iviniiii inn iii"5i u ti dice, others that it was on account ot n n b(j her being a Molhotlist. nut, be tuut us . t tQ it may, the clti.ena were no ways uoek- 'Btoat AU that hvmm 8kill can ward In giving vent to their leoi ngs. . nd, with thu A meting ot the boai-il of public schools 1 n was called, and Miss Heat., was oiooiou ; ? ,th of w, w(0) to tho prlnclpalshlp without a dissenting - . tlmt vnlon ,.t ,, anlnrvnf S100 DOV UlOlltll. ,lU ""v " . . i 1.1 nulttcau wanted to bo a Mo Too. 101 3 in tho shado nnd Vunnor to hear from. Don't forget tho concert and festi val to-morrow evening in thu park. Wouldn't It bo a wlso thing to start a "Novorswcat Club" this hot weather. W. T. Scott will preach nt Forest City next Sunday morning nnd ovuning. Tiik County Pai'KU offers a premium for tho man with tho biggest feet Kb. Wlcknm and Louis Moore aro ruled out. Wo aro surprised Ouiteau did not succeed ns a lawyer. Ho has soveral of thu elements that would have made him a great criminal lawyer. In our notice of Mr. Pinkston last week wo made an error, it should liavo read "sitting room" instead of "kitchen." Kd never goes about tho kitchen no never not in hls"vholo life." Sho was decorating her room with pictures, sho perched Ilairy's photo on the top-most nail. Then sho sat down to admire her work, and quietly re marked: "Now evervtlilmr is lovelv and tho gooso hangs high." -Owing to tho intense heat there was not as largo a crowd as was ex pected at the basket picnic lat Sunday In Mr. Sehlotzbaucr's grove. Hut those present passed a pleasant afternoon in singing and listening to tho addresses delivered by Key. Maupin and William ton. If wo aro to belicvo our exchanges there wasn't a celebration In the coun try but what had "a crowd variously estimated at from six to ten thousand by the best judges." It would have been a good time lo tako the census uu that day. Missouri would surely had a population of over 4,000,000. There will bo another one of thoso delightful open-air conceits and moon light festivals in thu park on next Sat Mrdny evening, itofroshiiients will bo flirnisll(!i! hv Messrs. It.dnlmnlt Itlinn. and music by tho Oregon Cornet Hand. Come out everyone and enjoy a cool aiu visited us Tuesday noon which came just lu tlmo to throb life Into the living corn and lay the dust on the hot and parched earth, which seemed to laugh as it frooly drank it down. 1 hu farinors aro jubilant, and they havu good reasons to be, as a good corn crop Is now ii'snred. John Hurnctt Collins, sou of T. W. Collins of St. Joseph, and whoso old homo Is Oregon, was captain of tho fa mous Yalo College boat crew, which defeated Harvard on tho first of July. This is said to bo tho greatest eight- oarud race ever ran, and all tho eastern papers speak highly of John's captain ship Ho was furnished a special train to Now Haven and met with bis recep tions on route. John, having gradua ted with high honors ns a student and alhlfte, has put on tho crowning sheaf by sailing for a plcasurotrip to J-.uropo Success to him in his life work. They wcro sitting on tho school houso steps ono ove, not loiig ago. Ho had an aim around her waist. Sho had her head upon his shoulder tlmt manly shoulder. They had been cooing love to each other for some time, when she nestled a little closer, and murmured audibly, "I love you darling Harry, aren't von triad?" hy.... niv dear. I'm clad. Aren't v,n olmlP" "Yes. I'm clad that you're glad Arnn't vou rlail that I'm slad?" Yes, I'm glad that you're glnd that It,., rrlml. Arilll't VOU fflllll tllttt Pill glad that you're glad?" W'e heard no moro, for Head lioweil toward head ; Up met Up, Their Rliidiwn mid their hllss Vcru personllleil rlcht there and then, In ono tremendous kiss. ir,. .innk. Scott, who lives near Craig, had thirteen head of horses run nln'ont hi tho bottom near that piaco I'OKTICAIi POINTH. There was a young man fnmt the Mission. Who spent atl his Sundays a llshln' ; He said lludes, for llell, When they didn't hltc writ, Korliu read the. ltevlsed Kdlllon. "Oh thou dear nilstiess of my heart I My iiiiki'I let mo kneel before thee And say how heavenly .wort thou art, And how devotedly I adorn thco " Sho turned away her lovely heard, And with 11 languid look that tired My soul, hi murmured nceunts nld "You make mo tired." A mini of kindness tiililslc;t Is kind, Put lirutal action show a hrutal mind ; lteineinher lie who made thee, made the lirute. VHoae',thec speech and reason, formed hlui muto. Mary had a little lamp, Kho tried to blow It out ; The papers say that Mary went IllKht ll)i tlieKoldeii spoilt, There Is a place that Is warmer than this, And a place where they don't .shovel snow j There Is a place where nil wicked people Kd, Ami a place where Charles (lultteail wIIIk", Oh, hc'llsneat, Yes, you het. I met my love In the summer Thu breeze blew from the south, Sweet with the breath of cIiiut; 1 kissed hc'l- Utile n th ; Hut I told my pet full plainly, As I gave her hand a siiiei'e, "I've lots of love for you thirling, Hut not much bread and cheese." Hut then she showed her dimples, Tim blue eyes seemed to shine. Her head was on my .shoulder, The little lips toughl mine ; Him said, "1 am not hungry, And summer lime Is here ; Wlm cares for bread and cJiccsu, hive? I want j our kisses tlear I " Ye men of business, ste,i this way, l'lease notice what I havo to say : "l is simply this. I would aihlse, Jl Mtftltylt In lHll'lllf. The ellorts of an honest man, When iiinile iifciirilhig to this plan, Can scarcely fall success in bring. And wealth will be a certain thing. l!w Is It with the stingy knave, Determined nil his cash tu savo (V) He gains no wealth, and wins mi prle, llecaiise, he tloes not advertise I A'nd all the world will soon tlesplso Thu in. in who does not inhcrtbe. Wiy .should you wait, It will nt poy, .S'n Ki ml ymir orili iv i 'i'ui mnill This paper's Agent's eager cj es Await to see you adveitlse. Our paper friends, Is Just the thing, It eauiHt fall success to bring i If you would bo accoriledwlse, In Tiik Cou.NTV l'ACKU advertise. Now tho Khowder'.s In the pot, And the days lire gelling hot, And wo nil begin to swelter With n swclt, swelt, swlt. While tho crimson lemonade, Through astrawenehauts the maid, Who displays a hunch of Mowers At her belt, belt belt. t See. which gives her a better position than tho ono sho lost without just cause." Call and examine Dan. Martin's complete stock of Fly Nets, Covers and Lap Dusters, before purchasing elsewhere. him. Hut the publlo sliouiu not suffer too great a reaction tram tho terrible anxiety that lias ueou uuuui gone. Tho people should not bo decelv ed with thu belief that the uangev over. Tim stuck tailed to come up, and Mr Scolt started out In search ; ho came to an old log hut and looking in discover ed his thirteen, horses stiff In death. Mr. Scott thinks the horses nan gone Into the houso to got out of tho heat, and in movlug about caused tho door to shut, which caused their death by ex- trmnn heat. Wo recret to learn tins, u jl0 is illy able to stand such a loss. NOTICE OF ELECTION The stock holders nf the Hast Forest Flouring Mm ('oiiniai Ytiro hereby not lied that im elo;' VZ friMot'ie!MUreel...rH w ill be lie d ot August next, ai y f,''wu j(j,v jf, rims. J. II. U, tC'KTin, of", ..... ,..-.! to ,,,vv niirrvliisr a colli Wail. iUHIHll " n . . ..i. triL- nf Hucro'V Harness of his own nianun.iiii ,v.. ..... -- ., n..at n nii unrk can be. tjttll Cllonii 'tn iiicv and In' I'oiivliined. llln.e on, Old Sol, blaze tin I ;.. With all your pent up heat lllaze on I Although I'm conked from head to feet. Allhongh I'm soaked I ruin feet to head, Allhough my iiomi Is blistered red, Although I've wished that I wero dead. .Never you inlud, lllaze on, lll.ie on, Old Sol, blae nil I Willi all your piercing rays lllaze on I You have my blessing on your hliue. TIs true I'm overshoutlng "phmigh I" TIs true, I've .swum thn hot nirbhie? "l is true, a Ktmsti'tiko sunn comes duo ; Hut don't let that.iiiiseltlo you t Never ou inliitl. Illao on I Tho comet has spilt In two. So say the astronomers. Sunstrokes nro numerous In ot Louis and Kansas City. About fifty on ui urn reiioi'ted. anil ubout liillf these proved fatal. - Our Forest City correspondent was lu error last week in .stating that Air. ). M. Ford of that city Intends to vomvu to St. Joseph. Wo aru glad of this. Wo cannot afford to lose sueh citizens. Wo understand Miss Lou Arnold is making arrangements to give us anoth er musical treat in tho shape of one of herentoitaining concerts somo tlmo in! August. We ate only expressing thu wish of many when wo say we sincerely hope she will. Sho will bo greeteu wiiu a crowded houso which will only indi cate the esteem of tho people lu tills vicinity of this esttmablo young Iiuty. Wm. H, Patterson met with quite u bad aouidont ono 'day last week whllo harvesting.- His team of four amies lio.cimio frltihtened at tho cars and ran o.eov. timrliiL' a now self binder to "v, " . ,.io,. and in urine Mr. rauorsun vcrv iii. His son who was riding the load team was carried and dragged for half a mllo, but oseaped with miiu in juiy. iT.,ni0 vn.r,,),,iii Kleilllsiu Ilnir lie- nowor is a universal favorite for rcstor- ..... i.ni,. tn tta nriirtiiiil i-olor. and niaklug hair grpw out thick, Whnt We Would Like to E cry body hanny. t Politicians cot sense. t A law restraining cats. ' t Jako Foster get married. ' f All lunatics shot on sight. tChnrlcy Peter In tho tank. tHob. Montgomery on stilts, f (iitltcau in Atchison county, f Hod-headed girls In a minority, t All soro heads tile at their birth, t The author of "Hcautlfiil Snow." t Miss Arnold give another concert, t Harry Farngher's marriago license, f An asylum for families established, t Sloiiofcldcwalks built nil over Ore gon. t Thu old maid that didn't live in hopes. t President Hat field fully restored to health. t Will Noble open n bottle of lemon soila pop. t Will Minton when he is painting those sizus. f Our delinquent subscribers coir.o lu and sett It) up. t-I. W. Hart of Mound City return with his bride. t A small touch of last winter's cold weather just now. t The preacher that wasn't addicted to white neck-tics. t Fewer silver pieces with holes gouged out of them. t A comet that didn't insist .upon moving tail foremost. f John Lent, of New Point' with a wife ami six children. t Thu next assassin strung up be fore tho police gets him. t Thu Council Hltiffs railroad com pany get up an excursion. t The man who has counted tho hairs on (Jt'orgo Chadtluek's hca-.l. f A man that doesn't thiuk'tilsuvotlier can cook better than Ids wife. fA small hoy that didn't bvlievc his mission in life was to make iv uniso. t A bigger fool than tho imn who ex pects to-fiud gratitude in this, wovid. f A woman who didn't insist upon having the inside of a wuwdcil sldo ""i'j'ror. DraKO aim wuicaivim of T. I. Krcck. -J. A. Ilooton of Curning gave us a pleasant call last week. Fred. Kellogg w tv.vllng law with . . t ..1.... nron'cuttug utUMrtiey auumm. Mrs. Alice- Hunt oi ;eiiaim i ws- . I.! . lug her inwthtsr, Jtrs. iAiuey tu iuv city. Ira Iteemo ot Afton, iowii, wis visinng hi uuuy friends in l orcst t-nj , last week. Dan. Martin is ugont for tho Stude ikor wairon and will sell them at St. Joseph prices. Mis. Daniel Zook has accepted tho ageney for Holt county for thu model dress cutter. Mrs. Kaio fi. Holta spent Montla y In Mound City: sho was a witness in a telegraph suit. S. Westheliner anil son oi ni. .mo . .t.... wero interviewing our prosecuiuiK tornev last Friday. Marshall S. Huyett of the Wilcox w White Organ Co., was In our city sev eral days this week. Mrs. Julia Marshall nee Dryileu) t.f Pleasant Hill, Mo., is visiting nor sister, Sirs. M. Sterrettt W.'T. Kdtly, nnu of tho most go nial men m Holt county, was at the the seat of govert niunt last Friday. Unhurt Montgomery and family returned Saturday last from Ihulr sever al weeks jaunt to the lakes ami the east ern resorts. Charley Crsant of Mound City was shaking hands with the wholesale men of St. Joseph last Salurday-101 In the shade. Mrs. Dr. Aiuold, from llrownvlllo, Neb., is visiting her estlmablo and ac complished daughter, Miss Um at tho residoneo of W. 11. Frame.. Master Clare Irvino left Monday, to take a "case" on tho Maitland Inde pendent. We Imllove that Olare is ono ot tho best compositor oi ins sru hi (lie northwest both swift and eloan. John Cowan of New Point icturneil from auineeton college last wonuaj. He was captain of the viotorious crew in the rowing matcli between i riiieo- on ami Williams. He .now --wears mo Victor's Hadgo." Hon. T. H. Pamisli, who Jias ueen .,t, nin. umtniff Ills ,fiuenus 111 cen- ttral.lown.'liuiiting, flslilng, and the like, .returned ,to UU .old stamping grouuu last aJiioslltiy. Tom W1U them iouows that was a poor country In -wliloli to hutit, and that lu Holt county ho had klUed as high as 270 rabbits In ono day. Ho was immediately olccted .president of .thn Liars Club of the State.of Iowa, vivo the present Incumbent removed for inoompotency.