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r VOLUME XVII. BADEN & CO., LEADING FASHIONABLE HATTERS -AND- Men's Furnishers. AGENTS CELEBRATED STETSON, BUM AM EM EATS. FINE DRESS SHIRTS TO ORDER. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. WEEK AT 421 Felix Street, 8. ('. O'KAI.I.ON. I.KKllt I11TINH O'FALLON & IRVINE, Attorney at Law, 1!:;on, mihsivoiii. "Will praetleo In all courts (it Missouri. ('ollvcllon.-i, mill all manner n( lexnl business will rerelvx mr prompt ntlentlnn. C-f7" OIIIok iirlh.Mlo nl Conn I Ion v, over Minde's Dnig Nttuvi H.TEllHS ALKIUE, Attorney at Law, oiir.no.'-, mo. Will pnu'tlru In all the courts of Mlwiuil. Itesl estulc wkI colled lou business (iroiiij il 1 y Htlriiilail In Onice over Holiullc llros Htcin-. A. II. JAMISON, Attorney at Law, Paul E-.tf.ta, Inauranoo a& Colloot- MOUND CITY. MISSOlTIH. WMpritttlet-lu nil the courts ot northwest Miss nil. T. C. DUNG AN, ATTORNEY AT LAW, OIU.OON, .MISSOlTIH. W ill practice III "II Omits i( Mlnntirl, Kansas Will Nclnietku. Ileal I'Matu UiiIiii'mi, and I'olii'Cthms irniiiill)' attended to. It. 1. 11EA, Attorney at Law. Notary Public and Real Estntc Agent, MAITLAND, MO. Vt III illli'ml to nil kjliil liVillit'si Inlni'.ti'il In lilifuii In all the courts ol Ncrtlmisu MlJoiirl. flax lor "iili-n lurvT iiiii'l"'i ul choice mnltii'is nls. E. J. KELLOGG, ATTORNEY AT LAW, CltAUl, MO. Will practice ill all thn courts of MH-oiirl. Ural estate, and collcclliie; business iiinnitly attended t. L. It. KNOWLES, A I TORNK Y AT LAW, OU1H10N, MISSOUKI, Will I'rncllci' in all Courts. Ileal Kstnto IiksI Ilex nU ( olleelbms roiii)tly intended to, Mont joinery & Itoecker, HANKERS AND HROKEKB OUKOOK, MISSOUKI, T,oiiii Mnney, liny Notes, Draw Drills on nl ricliuil rlllcs.iiftd UollcvtlMiis iiroiniitlv tirade 'av Tuies for non-res items : I-onns neirot atcil unreal nine, auu iiivwmiihmivh nmuoon lavura UJetfrJfLi. kili'ivst allotted hii TIiiio I)ejiolts. THE Frazer & McDonald FOltES'f CITY. MISSOURI mllHITH it ift-iu-ral llullklllir business JL Hell, vxtliiuig' on tlio clilef cities of (lie KJiiltcfl Mates mid rairope. Alien imprest 01 flpHisUKwlifii left asscelileil time, UollcclUiu g-ecWte.cureful iiiU'titluii. 31. H. IVLXmiU OKI). WKIIF.n, . llUMWEVr. llABUIKK. J. T. THATCHER, M. D. HOWQvOPATJJIST AND SURGEON, KKUV.Vt MISSOUItr, iOKVItlK.-At rotMeiiee. two dour north 41. A. Ktxives'ii Htnre; tint nelly reildcncu of A. OOBUplM. Uk. tyKXIliUM.A.M.,M.t) rilYSICLUJS XXI Si SURGEONS, 0U&tN, MO. OKKtCK-Onedwur nmth at Uaalt, ui-slalrs OLARK PIIfLBUIOK, s rAHinoNAiiia: BAEBlfi ml MB CUTTE3, OREGON', MO. ftVert BWe Publlo Square, ltcsse rtfuHy In (vltes the patrmmno of tlioin ImvN; wiyllilng in the llurbfj, Hnlr-CuUInx or ttuxmiwoiilutf Line. Dan. Marti Is agent for Ibe Studc fcakerwajroa nd will sell them nt St. Joseph price. My stoek of WRtcfaos, clocks, and jowclry la second to uoo in tlio county. TCho prices can't bo beat.. iCall and too. larry Faraghcr, Watchmaker, Orenpofl, 4 ' X FOR THE IS A CALL, St. Joseph Mo. 7 Per Cent. Money TO LOAN For u short (ir long period on Iniprov d Farms. Hhvo lor salo 12,000 acres In ti body of t liolcu Ilottotn Luiiil, 1 12 milus south of Mound City; vll Iciinu for griming. May ho wen lit Motiml City every Sittunhiy niul nt Cnii),', Momhiy uitcli weok. Aildi cs.i. J. FOSTER MARSHALj., Real Estate Agent, Oreoon,Mo. ALEX LOZO, fflOTOCUH, PDBTBAJT And Art Gallery. Cor.ath & Felix, - ST. JOSEPH, Mo. All Work M'nrrmitfit. AV. J. liEA, The Cheapest and Best PHOTOGRAPHER IX Till: CITY. FOURTH AND EDMON'I) STREETS ST. .lONKl'II, M. Closing Out. We have a fine line of Implement!, con sisting of Plows, Harrows, and Horse Hay flakes, which we will sell very low Call and examine goods and prices, HEnSHBEIlGEH & ANOESON. Tlift Inrpcit Htock of Watchi's, Clocks Jmvulry, PocKut Cutlery, and Speulu des In lloltuotiuty, is Uupt :il 1). O. WsuIo'h jewolry store, Oral";, Mo. Don't Imy until you Iixiiniluo my utock, for I will not be uuder.-iold. Hnn wiitelir.su Hpcnln'.ty. D. O. WADE, I'ostolllce, Crnig, Mo. FOR SALE AT A BARGAIN, A Good Farm For Sale Cheap. I take tlili method lit utiiitinuncM that InHer my larni (or ilalo. situated on Hie Nodauay lliver. Uvo inlli" nnvllieast of ltlclullln The funn cnutahlH IW acres t ixi aerei In viilllvallou, thu lialuiii't', koimI timlivr land suitable (or pus luro, Kood lot; lion.se, good riiniiliiK water. 1'iut caili, halanw on tlliii l suit imri'liaser. For further iarllcularniiily on iriMiilH. .fOIIN l. HATZ, GEO. W. BELL & CO., l'ltOl'UlKTOUH " BELL'S PATENT WEATHER STRIP It U Ktmraiitt'ed iv surit iirotcctlon nitulimt Wlndt, Ualu unit llunt. it will save ten Mines Itnowii in Fuel uud carpiiU In iv sluttl Hi..nn. lit'tlilM the anuoyaiicu (rom dint. Territory ritMili Kaanl fixn llllllilt It with U4 Ill'UleV nud make lurser pronis than any oilier iiafent in Ihi' mnrket, Apply In person or hy lettATIo proprietors ' l MtANOIS I1ET. MAlN&SHCONt) HTUKKfo NT. JONKPU. MO. I SEALED BIDS. NotlooU hereby xIvch. tlmt sealed hl;H lt ueieceiveu uyiueiiiiuurMKiieu mi in m-mir. .l:iv. SfiitHinber 1st lor fntnlshlmr the OreKu ritbllu.SchooHHKlity .ordsof mrj dry hardwood. a , V. I, IJAVjS. Beeielarv Ilonid o( Kdiieatlou. I DISSOLUTION. Notice 1.1 hereby kIvcii, that the partnership liersHoforu exlitlni; under the flriii imiiy o( Hecinan llros., Ih this day dissolved by nntnal content I (leorKe Seemau r.tlrlng. All v'ftie ludobted to the Una are requested to call and settle at once, cither by j'&AN. (1K0IU1K HliliMAN, MEAT. . A l 4 1. T nKAKlitli nHn ItOW U0IOIU Villi IIUIIIJIU HI wiuuwit inn, usk for n Hlmro of tho trade. You will always flntl tho very cliotccst ment that can be found In tho market. They de not expect to cot rich In a weok or month; thoy will soil nt s low figures us possible. . I n ... ..ii.v.xti nm. Kloksl Kloxl A now lot of Walnut Clocks Just re celvod. Harry Furnglior, Wutclmtuk. or, Oregon, Mo, FOR SALE. I havo a span of good steady work horses I will sell cheap on time or chango for stock. W. A, (Sauhmkii. GIVE OREGOlSr, MISSOURI, FRIDAY, HP To Our Subscribers. To all subscribers who are In arrears for THE COUNTY PAPER, and who will come In and seltloupand pay one years' subscription In advance, we will make him n present of " Dr. Kendall's Treatise on the Horse. " It Is a valuable book and every owner of a horse should have one. Call and see them. Grapes I grapes ! grapes. All kinds of choice grapes nud only two cents a pound at Mike Spourle'.s. Circuit Clerk Springer and Recor der ZAchman nro now attending to their business in the front room over T. S, Hlutle'.s drug btore. Tlio-PIoreo Sunday School will give iv picnic nt thu Wlbloy Grove, near tlio 1'ierco school house, Saturday, August 20th. All Sunday Schools arc cordially invited. Tho treasury department nro mak ing an effort to put n Mop to tlio cus tom of punching holes In coins. They will invito the public to rcfttso nny clipped money. A lire broke out in Pawneu City last week and rapidly dc-troyed die business portion of the town. Suppose a lire shoulil brenk out in Oregon now. Wo would bo utterly helpless, with tho scarcity of water. Tlio l'lattol'roibytory of tho Cum boilnnd l'rcsbytcrian church will meet nt New Market on the 24th iust. In connection with this n convention will bo held. Lectures will ho delivered on l'rcsbytcrlanisni and education. Wo "havo received u copy of tho fourth annual cutulotie of tlio Mary vlllo Academy, printed nt the llepubli can oflleo nt that placo. It is a beauti ful piece of work ntiil a model of neat ness, and reflects great credit upon the printer and tlmloilU'c. - On the third day of the St. Joseph 'Exposition, nu exciting ten mile race, for $2,000 a side, between Miss Ei..io Williams, of KaiiKis, and Miss Ella Cook, of California, will bo witnessed. Ten horses will bo used and neither j of (lie young indies .are to touch tlio 'round in making tlio changes no in one hoi'.so to uiintlier. A correspondent of tlio St. .Joseph Jknild writing from Troy, says: "l'rof. O. C. Hill, of Oregon, delivered an ol oipieut address bnfoio tlio teachers asso ciation in the M. E. church, on Educa tion, l:tt Wednesday evening. Tlio house was filled, and all expressed a de sire to have another tectum from tlio Professor lietoro tlio close of the pres ent Institute." A gianco at tho premium list of tlio approaching St. Joseph Exposition Is sutllelcnt to ituro ovcii'the most Incred ulous of tho unqualified and unpnrallel success of that event. Tho races prom ise to bo extraordinarily fin, and every feature of tli greatest agricultural, me chanical ami live stock aggregation in the west will receive thu most minute intention. Tho dato of tho exposition is September fi 11, and the people of tlio Missouri valley may expect at that time tho most attractive display in ev ery department over witnessed in that metropolis, i -Tiik Countv Papkk miblished a hair llftius local n few weeks ago m re gard to ilr. S. Sipiirrel being snot and killed by Mr. Mituobody olso, and tlio Mnryvil'lo Hewtblican copied it. Now tho question Is, did tlio Republican tum ble to tlio racket. It not, according to the custom which originated, tho Lord only knows when or whore, It devolves on the Republican to set up the cigars. Atchwon uouuly Jat. mat editor tumble 1 No, Never. He wouldn't tum ble if a brl.'k house would fall on him. Wo understand lie was down hero the next week making nrragcinents to write kip the life of tho murderer, which ho M-auted to publish in pamphlet form ; jprlco twcnty-flvo cents, postago pre paid. Tho mysterious disappearance of John O'Fallon, our DcputyShoiiff and Constable, has created a good deal of surprise and comment In our midst. Ho left about two weeks ago and has not been heard ot but onco sluco. No 0110 can glvo a plausible reason for his sudden departure, as ho had u good paying oflleo, was a worthy and ofllclont nfneor and was well liked by all who knew him, Ho took about $200.00 in monoy uloug wllh him, of which about ouc-hnlf belonged to parties ho had collected for, Ills friends and bonds. men will mako tho dollcloncy good, and wo hopo John will como back soon, as ho lus many friends hero who would like to foo blm in his o'd position again. --Mr. Mlllor will preach in Oregon on next Sabbath morning and evening. News is scarco as lion's tcetlt this week and nil eyes nrc turned towards Washington. - Messrs. McCoy & Dodge of Mound City will feed scmo four hundred head of cattle tho coming season, Rer. S. Carothcrs will preach nt Triumph school house, Sunday next at clever o'clock and In Oregon nt night. Wo havo Just received Dr. Ken dall's Trcatiso on tho Horse. Every farmer should have one, mid everyone wll pot ono by subscribing for Tiik Cou.ntv P.M'ER or pnying up old scores. Como mid sno them. Sheriff Tool of Nodaway county had a barn to burn up for him In which was nlso burned n valuable team. His dwelling was also In great danger, but was put out. It is thought tho fire was tho work of an Incendiary. A very sharp sharper, is now visit lug somo parts of tho country mid swindling tho farmers by sellliie; them a pakago guaranteed to kill potato bugs. The directions nro not to open tho package until tho contents nro to bo used, by which time tho seller lias skipped. On opening the package It is found to contain two blocks of wood with directions to place a bug on ono block and mash It witli tho other. A glorious rain shower visited ns last Friday night which was the most welcome rlsitor wu ever saw in this section of tho country. It would havo done a great deal more good had it como about ten days sooner, but it was thankfully received nevertheless. Tho corn had about given up tho ghost and everything was parched nud dried up, and Itcanio jut In tlio nlcho of time, to quiet tho fears ol many who anticipated a genuine old-fashliiucd ilei.nili. iim everything looks fresh and green ngain at present. Tin: Coi'ntv Papku, of Holt conn ty, says Hob Norvell can icpeat Web ster's dictionary from beginning to end word for word, auddclino each word Ho must havo treated Unit editor licav y.Mriuillc Ilcpttlilirun. lie treated us with respect, and that Is more than wo can say oi a great many who made sport of him while here Wo didn't hear him repeat the wholo dictionary, but ho repented cnoitli ot it while In our ouleu to con vince ns that he is belter acquainted with Unit book llian Hie editor of the Republican, mid thai is Miynifi n good deal when Unit editor's conceit is taken into consideration. Tho Savannah Reporter slates that it is informed by Judge Kolloy that Cir cuit Clerk Spnngor writes hiuv that no August term of tho Holt Circuit Court will bo held by reason of the County Court being unable to provide a suitable room for that purpose. Tho Muitlaud Independent states that Judgo Uiadford Informs, Its editor, that Circuit Couit will bo held, as tho County Com t or dered tlio Sheritr to provido rooms. Sheriff Frame says that it is utterly Im possible to secure suitablo rooms for tlio Circuit Court. Now if tho County Court was unable to secure ti ro.ims, how could tho sheriff do so? It is our opinion there will bo no August term of tho Circuit Court. Brown the Counterfeiter. Tho St. Joseph Herald of Wednes day publishes nu account of a confer onco held In that city between Deputy Marshall Elliott and Special-Deputy Long regarding tlio shooting of Ilrown which mention was made of In Tiik Countv Pai'kii. Tho Herald says: During tho progress of this confer onco, tlio fact appeared that Ilrown iiad forfeited his bond of $100, for his up. pearance at Oregon, on charge of stab bing. Mr. Long went to Rulo nud told Drown ho wanted him on that charge, and asked him if ho wits willing to go to Holt comity, which Drown assoulcd to without nny objection. Tho parties erosscd.tho river in a skiff. Upon laud lug at tho Missouri shore, Drown bogau tho assault upon tho oQlcor, in tho manner heretofore rolntcd, with ono of tho oars, and had not tlio olllecr been iirmcd, no doubt lie would havo been very severely doalt with, Ilrown bolng a large muscular man and Long com paratively a small man. Although Mr. Long had n warrant of arrust for Ilrown, on charge of passing mid mak ing counterfeit monoy, this warrant was not served upon Iirown and cut no flguro in tho matter whatever. I'bis statement tho lltrald Is request ed to mako, In order that tho United Statos authorities, as such, may bo sot right. Tlio assault was not mado upon Long as n United States ofllclul, but as a State ollloor. Drown Is now nt his homo In Rulo, rapidly recovering from his Injuries, Onu ball struck him in tlio arm and tlio other In tlio side, tho latter coming In rontact with a rib and glancing olf, doing little damage. AUGUST 19, 1881. If you want n neat fitting -shirt call on linden & Co,, St. Joseph. Fourteon new subscribers this week thoy can't do without Tiik Countv Pat Kit. Local news Is very moagro this week, nnd wo can't write about anything but tho weather, and wo can't say much about It unless wo uso cuss words, so wo will desist. Wo have Jmt received fifteen fonts of nw job typo, and If you want some neat Job work dono with now material in modern stylo glvo us your orders. Prices always reasonable. -Anothor ono of those dcllghtlul open air concerts will bo given In tlio pnrk next Saturday evening. Musln will bo furnished by the band nud re freshments by Messrs Rolnhardt & Ilium. Don't fail to call on II. II. Kctchnm, 319 Felix street, St. Joseph, if you want anything In tho clothing line. Mr. Kcteham is ono of St. Joseph's oldest and most popular merchants and what ho says can be. rolled on. Ho would rather miss u salo than misrepresent Ids goods, mil ovcvythlng ho sells is war ranted. Sco Ids advertisement else where. The officers of the Nodaway Coun ty Agricultural and Mechanical Society will plcaso accept our thanks for a com plimentary to their Fair to bo held at Maryvlllo, September 18th to 2.')d inclu sive. Maryvlllu never does anvtlnnir by halves, and wo have no doubt their most sanguine expectations will bo re alized. Tlio wonderful Hob Norvell failed to create any sensation here. I'm hups wo are too wicked, or we may not ap preciate genius. Miiririllc Republican. No. wo piles not '"tliin2 short of a parieidal murder or a doub le hanging will "crcato any sen sation" in that wicked burg. Wo would adviso Elder Norvell, if ever ho goes back to that town, to go right to tlio Republican ofllce, and if lie succeeds In converting that editor, lie will have done a grand nud noble thing. Personal and Society. Willie Zook is with Kreek & Wat son. j Mr. Leigh Irviuo iu roaming through I N'ebvasJiv. i --M.S. Norman of St. .lo.-eph spem Sniuliv witli friends iu our city. .1 till ii llait lia. tcliirucd lo Mound Oily, after a four weeks visit to lino-dor-(loin. Win. Rancher will, wt understand, lit up tho Muitlaud mill with now ma chinery. Miss Alleo Meyer and Miss Minnie IIcLvig nro visiting at tho Mineral Springs. G. M. Hutchinson of Mallland left for a jaunt through Colorado, last Thursday. J. J. Render ot Nebraska, lias been visiting friends iu Holt county tlio past weok. Dan. Wllliaipson of King Grove, says ho threshed 829 bushels of wheat from forty acres. T. C. Young has purchased tho boot and shoo business of Joseph Hat field of Muitlaud. W. R. Burton, a former teacher of Holt county, Is now publishing a paper iu Marion county, Illinois. Master Georgo Sunlit of Forest City, accompanied by hU pa and ma, spent Sunday with grand-pa and grand-ma Nles. CO. Aiken is thinking of return ing to Holt county, locating nt Malt bind. Will a rolling stone gather nny moss," Hro. Aiken!' Miss Creswcll nnd Miss Frazer of Mound City, accompanied by a nlcco of Captain Frazer, aro tho guests of James L. Allon near this city. Philip Schulto and wife, Fred Kol logs and mother left Tuesday for Chi cago. Tho format' to visit relatives at Chicago and Louisville; tho latter to visit relatives iu Michigan. Lou. Mooro left last week and is looking up a location somowhoro to sot tlo In business. Lou. is a deserving nil J meritorious young ninn, and wo hopo ho will moot with success wherever ho goes. Tlio following parties nro now on joying a rest nt tlio Mound City Mineral Springs; Mrs, Stewart and Mrs, J. K. Cliamborlaln, Maryvlllo; Mrs Welch, Illinois; Dr. Iluchran and daughter, Goorgo Troubos nnd family, Rock Port; Mrs. Townson, Savannah; Ed. Prltchet and wlro, Rook Port; Mrs. Rich. Atch ison county; Mr. II. A. Gary, Atchison county i F. L. Summers, W. D. Rusk, John S. Crosby nnd family, St. Joseph; Judgo Noodles and wit'o, 'Atchison county. We understand that quito a num ber of our citizens will go to Mnnitoba Lake Park to-morrow to attend the picnic. Thcro will bo a batket meeting nt Tarklw bridge between Forest City nnd White Cloud next Sunday, August 'J 1st. Everybody Is cordially invited, and a good time Is anticipated. Rev. Mtiupiu will dsllvcr tho nddrcses. Wo failed to call attention to tho advertisement of J. Foster Marshall, last weok. 'Although slightly disfig ured hois still in tho ring," and has lots of cash ho wishes to dispose of. His terms are reasonable and nil business entrusted to him will receive prompt attention. Thcro will bo n.b.iskot meeting nt tho Richvillo school homo on tho fourth Sunday in Augutt, conducted by tho Rev. Mr. Aller, of Andrew county. Thcro will be .services nt 11 o'clock nnd nlso at four. A good time Is antic ipated, and everybody is invited to turn out on this occasion. When you visit tho exposition nt St. Joseph, don't fail to call at linden & Go's., 421 Felix street. They have tlio finest assortment of hats, and fur nishing goods over kept in that city, and extend an iurltatlon to all to come and sec them in this week's Countv 1'Ai'Kit. Tho linden Hrothers arc two young and enterprising gentlemen who it is a pleasme to meet, whether you wish to buy anything or not. In last week's issue wo said wo would llku to see a photograph of it Hood, and only u fow days later our curiosity was gratified. A subscriber In llrownville, Neb., seeing tho Item liu mediately sent us a copy of tho Hood photographed near that place, with tho following comments and description : Rrimmllle, Neb.. Auk. 16th, 18t LlltTnilS CoL'NTV P.ll!!-'"- I si.n liu vaiir last wihjk's paper that you would like to see a photograph of a Hood, and as I happened to have ono that I have boon using to look at during this dry weather, and can now do without it, having received a fine little rain Fridav night, I send it to you by to-day's mall I nlo send the following history of l ho I sanio: The foreground shows u part of tno Missouri Hirer, l no ireo and buildings also Iu tho foreground nro Scott City; then tlio intervening timber, and in tho background where you can sen the whitu building with tho spire, is Phelps City, nnd the dark lino farther buck is tho bluffs, salrl Ji'uff- boinfnllv si in i i s mini mo neaiosi nan ot tno M'cnn, all of Mich shou s one wide anil swift iier, and in some places trv,-r- i-u uri-. inn mimv Has UIKCU UOIll i tho blulls at Urouiivlllo, Neb. Your.s truly, S. W. Tanxak. She Got tho ''Drop" on Him. Quito mi amusing scene took place at Sheriff Frame's rosidimco Friday night which illicit have resulted In something more serious. The circumstance of tliu affair iu detail aro about us follows: It seems that the Sheriff had business nt Muitlaud on last Friday which would detain him there until the next day, (Saturday) and consequently told Mrs. Fraino that she would have to remain at homo nlouo until lie got back, uud for her in tlio moaiitiino to keep a watch for thieves or burglars who might give her call nud take advantage of his absence. Everything went well until 12 o'clock Friday night whon Sheriff Frame having finished his business in MaltlaHd sooner than lie expected-returned homo, and not wIMiiug to dis turb his wife's slumbers, procweded cautiously to creep around the back way, when ho was detected by his wife, who immediately reached under her pil- J low, pulled forth a pistol and taking dclihcrato aim at tlio .supposed burglar, . sho fired. If a cyclono had btruck Hilly bo couldn't have been more biirpiisi'd, Without Hiylii!! a word ho Immediately j started in tlio direction of tlio shot. Hut ho hadn't gone far before liu saw tlio glittering barrel ot a pistol through tho window of his wife's bod room. Sho was just preparing to draw unolhev "bead" on him, nud Hilly hearing tho suggestive click, click, of tho pistol, thought it was about tiino ho wns defin ing himself, which ho Old ituiiicdhtoly and In a very satisfactory manner, Sho soon recognized his voice nnd think ing sho had surely hit her husband, foil back on her bed iu iv fainting condition, Ho soon restored hor to consciousness, howover, nnd n mutual explanation took place ; but It was hard to toll for n while who was tho worst soared, hus band or wife Hilly says his wife got the "drop'' on him for once and that hereafter ho will ring tho front door bell when coming homo of nights. A TRADE, I have n No. 1 Wheeler & Wilson Sewintr Machlno, In good running or der, which I deslro to trade for btook or gooii dry nni'd womi. E. lqsrrjTTi:u. NUMBER 10. What Wc Would Like to Know ? f If sparrows can reason, t Tho sex of Job's turkey. t W'ie-s gets his toddy. t Tho real virtue of turtle soi p. t If profanity effects tiro wentijer. t Joint O'Fallon's postolllco address, t If there mm nny Jewish under takers. t How Sheriff! 'Frame enjoys being shot at. t If it is rc-.iUj true that Koowles i spunky. t If George Chndihick enjoys con toi lions. How many raWlcjudnt girt Ir town anyway. t Why every old saying 1ms ,i:s con tradiction. t Who will be orrr Ticxt CwsSablr iu this township. t What the comet has f wlffi pol itics, nny way. t If Sam Stuckoy woultf Rke-.to .st-o John O'Fullon. t Who gets the job of frcsvtirrie . the new court room. t Why poodles tnko tho first place fn a woman's heart. t How long before Jesso Jrnm will mukc another raid. t How long boforo something will be dono witli Guiteati. t If Louis Luckhaiilt is in the habit of Interpreting signs. t If Tom Hindu wouldn't mako n boss Immigration ngent. t A man who knows nny more about finance than C. C. Aiken. t If a woman's arm was made for men to take hold of like n Jug. t Why Miiiio people can't distinguish a suit of clothes from the wearer. t if there lives a man who docs not wish to .seo tho President recover. fWhy that certain young man was 'Vrs,"ri .). -4l(. illgtlt. t Where thcro is another town tho slzo of Oregon that contains more hood lums. t What town in tho county can show a bigger building boom than Mound City. t What iixctio can bo offered for tho slim ul tendance at tho churches last Sunday. t What liecomo of those young men's left arms who wero out h-ggy rid.ng last Sunday f How many thousand dollars worth of rood the ram did in this s,.,.tj0n l-na Fiidxy ni"ht lf S'iiii ii,..L.i- ill 1.: I i .j.... j ., ti, i-iiii-i ma uiiiiy to compete lor tho prize at tho St. Jo si'pli Exposition fWhy there is such a rush to the postoince when Tim: Countv Pai-eu is being distributed. f If it doesn't look a little suspicious to sue County Attorney Knowlcs buying so many new clothes . t And what makes him blush so when you say anything about thoni. How many persons havo cus'ed that sidu-walk iu front of Mr. Edwards' residcuco on Nodaway street . fWliat tlio good people of Mo.nd City have ever done that they be com polled to support thu lightning liar. t Why tho people- of tho Missouri Valley should not praise tho Lord for his blessings, including Tim GovNTr Papkr. t Whether tho Junior editor of this paper is marrlod for further inform i tiion apply to I ho gadding girls, rojuctot! oh! maids and gossiping old women" iu Oioxon, Arrested for Contempt of Court, A Kpcclal to tho Kansas City ' 7Yir from St. Josnph last Tuesday nays Goo. E, King, editor of The Saturday Demo crat of that city, was arrested at his homo iu Savannah, hist Monday, for contempt, of court, by order of Judgo Henry S. Kolluy, judgo of that circuit, and who is now holding court in that vlllagu. Last Saturday's Dimocrat, in connection with a somuwhat lonuthy, article upon tlio acquittal of tho Row Willis M. Sapp, ox-county treasurer, of thu cliaruo of embezzlement, says that Judge Kclloy, ably assisted by Charley Hooker, Heron & Son, Wnu Caldwell and others, ably defended ami cleaved Sapp. This Is ns much as say ing that Judge Kclloy, In presiding at this trial, by his rulings, etc., assist' d in clearing tho dolondant. Tho Judge took oxcoplions to being thus charged, and i-sued an order for tho arrest of King for contempt ot court. King gaVu bond for his appearaiico Sopiom bor 13th, Tho order created quite a sensation in Savannah, us King lives there nnd public opinion is 'somewhat divided, us King has many warm per sonal friends, as has also tho Judge, who Is nu cxcel'ent judge nnd'tory - I (.1. .1 .. -C.....A ...... I popuilll Willi lllll li;i,iU .-suiliu oaj this v.P '!"' Km '