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1'ATK. Mart-La B-ron. Thcro wcro luinus ntid tlio odor of blossoms, Tlio whirl of tlio waltz, mid the hciit f Instruments tuned to fee d;'clnR; Tlicro were tows and rcsponres sweet ; And Into tho chaos of color My heart went ccklng n face That floated amid the Ray dancers I.lkc a rose blown free In Its grace. A gllmpss of gold trews uncoiling, A gllmiidj of star that were eyes j A sigh from a rpso mouth soft jKirtcd, 1 A smllo sweet with mute melodies j And my heart lid whirled with tho waltzcrs, And misty the lamps paled, nnd far The music receeded, like straining Of wave o'er an ocean's gay bar. 'lVunro sad," laughed n voice. "Come ho merry, Gay life Is fleeting at lct; If you carry a heart In your bosom, Oct rid of It, friend, with i rest." Hut ever the music moaned by me, And ever the face floated fair, And ever I knew that n siren Had lured mo to follow for o'er. Tho lamps went out with the morning Tho warm odors drifted away; The music was limited, aud the dancers in dreams of Its melody lay; But. o'er, like n ticnutlfiil phantom, Tlio face, hi my path, moved lu flight, And ever I follow Its circling From dawn till the dusk of the night. And subtly It 'wapes from my grasping, . Llko a dream n foul woos to stay; And ner I feel, lu mad clasping, A shadow thin, bloodless, aiHlfgray; Till I cry In despair: 0 face fairest, Grown out, like a rose, fmm a glance, Let mo hold thco but onco to my bosom, And death may whirl wild In his dance! Tin: coitN A?f t Tin: i.ii.ils. Sunday Afternoon. Said the Corn to the Lilies: "Press not nvnr my feet, You are only Idlers, Kelt her Com nor Wheat; Does one earn a living Just by being swcctl" Nought answered the Miles, Neither yea nor nay, Only they grew sweeter All tho livelong day. And at last tho Teacher CI aiiccd to como that way. Whllo his tired disciples Kcetcd at his feet, And the proud Com rustled lidding thciu to cat, "Children," said the Teacher, "Tho life Is more than meat. "Consider tho Lilies, How beautiful they growl Never king had such glory, Vet no toll they know." Oh I happy wcro the Lilies That ho loved them so. THIS It.VISlMl Ol' tiii; SASIAniA. si:kii: oi' Sermon by tho Kov. T. l)e Witt Tal- miigo, ).l).,prenchcd in tho Hrooklyu Tabornaclo, on Sunday morning, Sopt. 11, lBai. biioject, "iironu." Text: H.KIniis.vil, l,:i, 20:-"To mor row nbout this time shall a measure of fluo Hour bo sold for n shekel, and two mensures of barley for a shokoi, in tlio gate of Samaria. Thou a Lord on whoso hand tlio King leaned nnswered tho man of God nnd said: 'Heboid, if tho Lord would mnko windows in hcavon, might this thing bo?' And ho sold: 'Heboid tliov shult seo it with tulno eyes, but shalt not oat thorcof. And so it fell outunto him; for tho pco nlo trade upon him in lho inito, and ho died In tills season of soycro drought, anil when tlio consequent iiros have left in Michigan 2,000 families completely des titute, and many of tlio harvests have failed, it will not bo inappropriato to sneak of bread. Around Samaria is drawn lho Hory girth of Assyrian vin diclivoness. Slcgo is laid to tlio city, and soon famine, most ghastly and hor rible, appears. In tho modorn bom dardtnont of a city, there Is a grandour minRled with tho torror. The toss nnd hurst of n bomb shell kindles tho eye of tho artist, while tho citizens perish. But thcro is no hunglnlng tho desola. tlon of a city approached by an old- timo siego through years of starvation. Tho judgment day only can reveal tho anguish endured when Ilamilcar, uo sieged Utlca, and Titus Jorusalom Whon Hnnnlbal sought to capture a city, so great was tho hunger nnd des. tilution that n mouso was sold for two hundred pence. Inouoof tlio ancient sieges, tlio soldiers gnawed tholr left arms In hunger, while with tho right mm thov fousrht. Alas for Samarial What a crowd of hollow-eyed and stag goring wrotches, lllled tho streets cry ing for bread! So grent wns.tho scarcity of food that an ass's liea.l was sold for $25. Mothers cooked their children nnd fo-JKlit for tho disgusting fragments, And still hunger pinched and drank up the life of tlio great oily, nnd lifted It- woliisli howl In tho markot placo, and shoveled its victims into tlio grave. And still tho Assyrian host hold tlio town within its old, tighten ing its embrace of death and bauqucting on tlio agonies of a wasting city, lu tho midl of nil this Ellsha, in tho namo of God, said: "To morrow tho famine will be gono, nnd tou will trot a peck of Hour for live shilling.," A nobleman, who was tho onildentlal frlond of tho king, stood by and laugho'd at tho idea. He said, "If n window-shutter could bo opened in the sky, and a.lot of corn pitched out, you miiaht oxpect it. Hal ha! you silly jqmophot, you can't fool mo I" Tlio .nroilhet ran.'.jctl to tho taunt bv savlnc;: '-SjJnTuXu shalt seo It with i eyes, butfchall not oat thorcof." There ro four lopors nt tho gato of the city thoy say: "What shall wo do; If wo go into the city wo shall dlo of tho leprosy; if wo go Into'tho city wo shall dlo of tho famine If wo go out toward tho be sieging Assyrians, tljp probinTltios nro that thoy will cut us to pyfeos, but tho host thing that wo can do is to throw oursolyes upon our enemies," As night begins to come down over tho hills, costing funorul shadows upon tho dying city nnd iu tho surrounding country adding darkness to desolation, tho four lopors start for lho Assyrians' camp, Coming up whoro the Assyrians hud been, the lepers find nothing but a for saken oHoampmont. At what thoy sup. posod to bo tho sound of chariots, und of horses, nnd of marching hosts, tho Assyrians had fled, scattering enntcons nnd blankets nlong tlio highways. Tlio horsca nnd nsses of tho cnumy nro still tied. Tlio touts nro standing, walk In hungry loners, nnd jmrtako of tlio feast Hint tho Assyrinn noblemen prepared for thcrnsolvesl Help yourselves to all theso luxuries! Kat tho fruits! l'otir tho wltiel Gather up thogold and sllvor and costly garments. Word Is sent to Samaria that I ho slcgo Is lifted. Llko n voice from God tho nows wont through tlio city. I ho gntcs wero opened, nnd out went tho fnmlno struck pooplo. Thousands of dying wretches lifted up tholr heads from tho street, nnd gave n glirmly emtio ns it woi, told them that bread was coming, und that prices has gono down until n jicckof flno Hour was sold for livo shillings. 'Ihcro was ono word caught up and Hung ovsr tho city and country. It camo from poor man s cot nnd rich man's palace, from city gnto and tcmplo towor. It was sounded by tho clapping hands of childhood ami by tlio tremulous nccents of old ng'e. It went up In shout nnd song, laughter nnd thanksgiving. A plain word, nut It thrilled through fainting henrls, nnd Hushed tlio pale cheeks, nnd lighted tho gln.ed eyes, and bounded from tho wjilto lips, nnd lllled nil tho nlr with light and gladness; nnd that word wns "Jlroatl " All Hint vast population got tho advan tage of tho fall In price, save ono man, and that was tlio nobleman who ht.d scoffed nt Kllsha. In the wild rush of tho peoplo out of tho gate of tho city, the scoffing nobleman was run over and trampled to death; and so Kllsha's word proved true: "Heboid thou shall seo it with thluo eyes, but shalt not eat there oil" Heforo wo como to tho more cheer full phase of tho subject, let us attend the funeral of that sooner who was trot! on In the gates. The obsequies shall be brief, 1 know him well; you all know him. Ho was an out-and-out rational 1st. Givo mo time and I will show you 20,000 peoplo just like him In IJrooklyn, ;u,uw iiuupiu ju iimi uiiii in uiuun., .., and a hundred thousand just like him In TCmv Vfii-I.- moii wtinlinllnvn no moie about God and tho lliblo and eternity then they can reason out with their little Intellects. Kllsha, nt God's command had prophesied plenty of lino Hour on tho mo:row. "Preposterous!" said tho skontlcal nobloman: "whoro Is it to come from? Why, oycry hole and cor nor of tlio city lias been ransacked for Hour. Wo havo oaten up tho horses, ay, wo aro canni bals, and havo oaten children and men. Tho re is no prospect thai tho Assyrians will lift tho seige; and yet, Klisha, you insult my common sense and my reason by telling mo that to-morrow tho mil ket will bo gliiUcd with bread supplies. iVwaywlth your nonsense!" Yet not withstanding it seemed unreasonable, the lino Hour camo: and because of bis unbelief tlio rationalist of Samaria per Isiied. Men and women of God. at thl. point tlio great battlo of Chiistianity i: to bo fought. Tho great foe of Chris tianity to-day is rationalism that conies out of our schools nnd universities und magazines and newspapers to scoff at Hiblo truth, and earicaturo tho old re llL'lon of Jesus. It says Jesus is not God, for it is Impossible to explain how tic can bo divine and human nt tho same time. Tho Ulblo is not inspired, for thcro nro in it things that they don't like. Regeneration is a farce; there is good enough in us.'aud tho only tiling is to bring it out. Development is the word development. Tlio Garden of Kden is a fairy story, .and no more to bo believed than tho Arabian Nights, or Gullivor's Travels, or Hoblnson Crusoe Wo all started as baboons, aud nro blood relations to thnt monkey squirm iii" about on tho top of that liand-oi' gan. Lazarus was not ucau wnon Christ pretondod to raiso him; ho wns only playing dead. Tho water was not changed Into wino at tho wedding, but Christ brought In sonio wino that He had found olsowhoro to make up for tho dollcloncy. Christ did not walk on tho sea, but on tho shoro, so near that itscomod n3 if Ho really wero on tlio water. What is still moro nlarmtus Is. that Christian men daro not moot this rlill culo. There is not ono Christian man in livo. that can. unblanchod. stand in tho presence of all this raillery, saying 'I beliove in tlio whole Hiblo and in ovory single statemont thnt it makes." Christian nion try to soften tho Hiblo down to suit tlioskoptics. lho skeptics sneer at, the dividing of tho Hod Sea; nnd tho Christian goes to explaining that tho wind blown hurrienno from ono direction a stood wliilo until all the water piled up; and besides that, it was low water anyhow, and so tho Israel ites wont through without any trottblu Whv not bo frank and saQ "I believe tlin1.,,.i1 Cinil Almlirhtv cumo tn lho In-inl- nf l lio Hoil Sen and witk his right bunk of lho Ucd boa and wi yimit ni arm swung back tho billows ou tlio right side, and with his leit arm swung back tho billows on the loft side, and tho abashed wator stood u4 hundreds of feet high, while through;tliolrglassy wall the soa-monstors gazru Willi at frighted eyes on tlio passing Israelites? "Oh" you say."tlioso rational' its would laugh at nio.'Thon lot them Ultgh. The Samaritan skeptic laughod at I llsliic.but w urn', iiudui' t no rus i oi mo auopio io got tholr broad, tho unborivor was tramnlod to deatii. whoso turn wns it to laugh then? mo rationalist comes iu vou Riivlni'. "How ubowt Jonah and .1... .,l.ul..si Mt i-iMilli li.finvn t lull I 1111 HIIIHIII '' Jl Pah stoi-vV" There woroiiovollso many Nantuokot llshorinon after dlo wlinlo as there havo buou rntiounu. is nying harpoons at thu MedlU'ira Venn sea ....,. ul.ti. nnil fenm I linfr. i An V IHllo ttlOV lliwnai vii . .... "''',.''!'.''' " ' have irot enough o 1 to lh.Hl lo.uuu SOuis lo iierdltion A skontto tells 7011 thai .limnli u-nnbl hiivo been killed ill tile mvinnsanf aivnl nwinrr.iinillliatllO WOUKI nave ueou hiiiouiuicu u.y pom immo lation. How tlio good Christians Imme diately go 10 worn aim iry louxpuun tlw ivlwilitthlnir liv nntural laws, sous to pleaso tlio raiionaiisis, unu w wu- vulinlnla nn nlr brouthlng fish: that v..w .. - ----, ...... ovory littlo while it comes to tho sur- f,m nnil thnt.thn wlinlo that SWalloWCll .loniih did tlio same tblng.and thus got n supply lor itsoit and lor 1110 propuut. Win' nnl. rnllim- RHV tllllt God Crtll (U) anything, and Ho could tako Jonah 1 iii'itmrii rim wimiH m 1.111 hill, iiiiiiijuuii tho throat would not havo boon lalf irh ni illnni-ilv to let him pass, nun nmilil Hiiivii Unlit him tlllvo 111 till1 ...... WW.. - wnnio live years winiout any u, ' had chosen to. Who made the whale? God. Then Ho could do anything Ho pleased with cltuoroi mom. Tlin moment von licinn to cxnlan away tlio miraculous and supernatural, you surrender tlio lllblo. Take tho sup ernatural out of tho lliblo. and you mako it a collection of lies and hum- buns, in preference to which I chooso Ksopic fables Thoy nro what they pretend to bo fables. Hut, if after all thai the lliblo declares, Jesus is not God, nmt Iiartts was not raised from tlio dead, and tlio water was not turned Into wine, nnd the Hod Son wns not di vided, then tlio lliule is tho worst fraud over perpetrated in uotrs universe. Mv object to-day is not to argue ;tho truthfulness ol tlio lliblo, but to make you. who bollevo m it, willing to bo inugnca nt. surrender noinini oin- promise uoininci j run on uniniiiu io plcnso tho skeptics. If you cannot stand tlio Jeer of your business friends, you nro not worth to be ono of Christ's disciples; you cunnoi niiord to wait; tho tide will turn; God's word will bo vindicated; nnd though it may seem to be against the laws of nature and the rules ol reason, to-morrow a measure of lino Hour will bo sold for a shekel; and then as tho people rush out of the gates to get tho bread, alas for the ra tionaHstr Ho will be trodden under foot, nnd will go down to shame anil overlastiiiir conlemiit "Slop." von say: "suppose he graduated at llavnrd suppose ho graduated at Princeton; sup pose lie Is at the head of one of the Gorman Universities!" 1 am not help that. Ono rule for nil for great brain and little Drain, for litixii lore- heeded Greek Professor', nnd for llat skulled Esquimaux: "He that boliov eth and is baptl.ed shall ho saved; and lie inai iieiiovotn not snail no iiainiirii. Hv this announcement of God's word I stand or fall. Come scorn, or criticism, or anntliema. An nfalllhlo Hlblol A supernatural religion I A divine Savior. in wnoin men iiiusi oouovu or ou ioni Iutiehalfof Gods work and tho old fashioned religion of our fathers, and the cross of Christ on which 1 have Hung my hopes for eternity, 1 proclaim everlasting war ayriiiiisi rationalism. Know all men in America ami in r.tir- opetowliom tho.-o words Minll come wnero wo stnmi. ah iiiiiiiiuiio mine: A supernatural religion! A Savior in whom men must bulleve or bo lost! further. I earn from the scene in Samaria, how God provides bread to stop n famine, if God had opened the aio mat morning, ami our. a lew loaves of bread had cotno in, it would have been a mercy. Hut lol the Hour nniiiMln. Kvnrv nnssllOn vehicle is em- R& lUrln J .... I v 1. 1.,.,.. U'i.,.t la In ilmf un,..-v Flour. Whnt is piled up in tlio market? I'lour. So common that It Is cheap. A measure of line Hour for livo shllllni:.s! Vou know that all the nations aro faiiiino struck by sin. I'liov aro dvlmr for bread. Here comes through tlio gates n glorious supply not ono loaf, but an nbundaiico tor nil, pardon for nil, strength for all. sympa thy for nil I Will you have tills bread tbiil camo down from Heaven. aud which if a man enl he shall never hunger Word camo to the Superintendent of a Sabbath school in New York, that lie was wanted in n garret In one of the lowest streets. Ho went there and found a boy dying in tho straw. Ho ml: "Whv have vou sent lor mo? Tim Imvsaiil: "I attended your Sunday ehool. The omierinlontioiii asKcin Why do you look so happy? 1 ho boy answered: "I heard vou ono Sunday sav that whensoever a follow cometh to God. he will in no wise east him out I believed it. and Christ has paidoued mv sins: anil I am on the way to Heaven mil l want to Did you goon nye. vuoi- oiis rono &o wii e in is provisions. Whoioovurl Whosoever! Murk you that God stopped bamariti's famine not with ooni'so meal but tlio text says lino Hour. So lho ircud ot H o wllu w i cn uod would appease our hunger is m ido of lho best material. It is not tlio ground- up, eoar.se cobs of morality mingled Willi a lltuograeo, mu it is nunc gosnei in unadulterated gospel a puru gos- oi-l. Jesus was liuuiu his life, lino in ins sympathies, lino in his promises It iiu'iiii3iioeoai'sosui)iilv when Jesus of fer.s hlmsoil to lho iconic saying: "I am the bread of life." "l-inu Hour for a hekel.' T int day. when tho gales ot Suiniina wero onenci I. whv d d llioy make such excitement about tho Hour? Why did not some one send lu ligs or patry. or migrant nouqueis insieaii f I'hoDcmiln would have thrown away the ligs and trampled upon tho pastry in the rush for broad. Ktlbrt has been made to feed thoso spiritually dying with tho ooesles of rhetoric, and tho sugar plums of ritualism, ami the eoiv Cm-linn rv nf Kontiini'titnlisiil. UlirtllO ology lias been sweetened, sweetened and sweetened, until id is as sweet us ipecacuanha, and ns nauseating to tliu rogonoritod soul. What lho people need is broad just as liod mixes it unsweetened, l) In n. liomulv. Ulinro- tending, vol Ufa siHtainlngbread. 'lliat von liuisL nave. u. av nr sou . iioiier tho smallest, oiutnb of this that over full rom the Masters table, than every thing the world can givo you. Hroad no Oalvnrv. kneaded bv knuckles ol oart i v lor lire, and OiKUd in mu urcs id' tho cross! One of the old writers wished lio could have seen t roe things: Konio in its prosperity; Paul preaching; Christ In tln lioitv. I Irmi thi'L'o wishes: I rat. tnsiuiC II-still !' Ol'V StltTOtllll Od bv his redeemed: second, to seo Christ in glory surrounded by his rodoumed; llli'il, to seo uni'ist III gioiysiuiuuiuiuii by Ids redeemed. "When on my new HeilKcd wlnirs I rise, To tread thoiu shores lieyond tlio tides, I'll run tlinniKli overs- gulden Ktreet, And nsk ouch blissful h.miI 1 meet Where Is tlio (led, wuitu pralsu wo oins? Oh, lead me, fctr.uiffvr, to your Islmr." Are vou ready to-day to accept him Instead of Hounderiiig about in dark miss. this. that, and thu oilier thing, now taking tho Gospel of Theodore Parker, and now tholnpoi of wurwin; ,low tbo Gospel of Herbet Spencer; j th) (Jogi , of Umutu. aml ,,, (5,..lof hJ,,v: take f.io Gospel ni the two old peoplo who had more ra- llgious police and hapniiiess iu one ono hour than all thoso Bolentists have In 11 llfi'ttnie tho two old nooplo who sal at the either end of the table In your jhildhood. I mean tlio old neopiu ny w h ?, v. r work Is do no place t,.' When join W k ', "". . . V re " o 1 01 vour milium nuii.su Humuau the dreMiiing of all tho iniver sltlcs of tlio world. Como out of that cold log of rational Ism that has been chiding' you to tho bono, and stand on the rock Christ Jesus. Not many wise, not many noble, aro called, but God hath chosen the weak things lo confound tho mighty. No elaborate thinking is no- eessarv to undorstai d our religion You have only to put two wens loguinor: lho ono Is tho saddest ill Idea tho uni verse, and the other Is lho gladdest; 1 11111 a hi 11 noi. lint, .leans 11 oil io save mu, lho god of M. Comtu was what ho do- il.,,.jl ii'I'lw, ....iliiiiMiia 1'nQii 'tnnt. nf nil t in forms cana l o of Vo UlltlU'iaiy llllwll r IIU vw, I ill. ...... ' w" ...... ... concurring 111 tlio universal perfection. Ing ot the world," That Is not my liod. I do not kuow unu, i do not want to know him, My God is Jesus Christ, who camo to pardon and savo n world, nnd If I havo nover douo it bofnro. t lis moment I enst myself nt Ills feet, crying for His morey upon my soul, nnd for tho snlvn Hon nf oil tills nooolo. Avo. famine struck souls, th- slcgo Is lifted I Hread for all tho slarv ng! A measure ot line Hour for llyo shillings? Not nol noil Without money, Without price. Howare lest beeauso I hero aro sonio things nbout tills religion you oniinot under Htm il. thnretori-. vou dlsbellevo. nnil tho fntn nf the Samaritan rationalist be yours I Uohold thou shall sco It with t lino own oyes, but shall not eat th -re-of: and so it fell out unto Mm. for tln pontile trodo upon lilm lu lite gate end ho died." Impulsion of the Moors from Spain. IMInliiiit Ucilcw, Professor Phillnson calculates thai the Moors carried out of Spain, in "old and silver coin, and In moveable valua ble, property to the amount of iliOO.- 000 ducats. And ns the Moors took nwny nil the host coin, nnd left nothing but tho debased miutngo behind, this abstraction Mono cnuscirimtnenso finan cial confusion throughout the land. All such Industries, too, as remained to Spain, had been In the hands of tho Moors; tho cloth of Murcla, tho silk of lmoria und Grnnnda, tho leather of CVrdovn, nil held a high reputation, but from thnt tlmo they wero never heard of more lho lower kinds of indii'lrlcs. Riieh as potteries, carpet maklnfjr. rone-maklnir, shoe-makinirand others, sull'ercd equally. Tlio Moots, to", had been tho great nanuor.s oi iiio country, and being abb) to give higher interests than tlio SpanMi bankers, they held in their hands, Intrust, tlio great er part of tlio moneys of widows and orphans and religious bottles, and the niajoiitvol theso lounu uicni-eivc.s uo prlvcd of a largo part of their income bv tho denattnro of the Moors. The great banks of Spain, that of aleneia and Harcclona especially, became ut terly bankrupt. Tlio agriculture oi Spain, which was generally In tlio worst lossioio condition, now cciicu um-riy n iiiniiv unriri n f tho eouiitrv. The Holds lav untilled and jrnve no harvest, and tliolnimeiiso wastes called tlio lies jilobmlonWw unpeopled (lis! rids now began to nave an oxisienci-. a was natural, the cultivators of the poorer parts of the soil of Spain eatno for ward to take possession of tho rich farms vacated by tho Moorish cultiva tors, while the poor, dr Mills which tho iut'Icalo and ingenious system oi catiail.aiioil OI IIIO iwoor nun mono i t'll dered productlvo, fell back into a state of wuMe. Many districts, formerly thickly peopled," remained without a living soul, aim mo noii-os mm m;i- f ,.!,, T. oll ... . ,. c....t.. ...i. ,.r..iii,.,i i.t-n. ly people in Spain who prohlcd by the expulsion were, as wns natural, the expulsion Were, as wns uaiura Duku of Lernm and hi family. Duke rnntrivod to SillieeZO for h r. l no lllllisolf .'.JU.UUU dlicais ouioiinu iiynii; muus cos; his eldest son, tho Duke of Ueedsi, 100.000: tlio Condo do Lemos, the bus band of his daughter, about tho same sum, nnd other members of tlio family in tho same proportion Old Jack .Martin. lie was mi eccentric character who crossed tho plains with the lined of em igration in V)0. Ho had been an e.- horter In tho States, but the gold lever tore him from ids .theological studies and turned his feet towards tlio west. Willi pick, shovel and pan, he went to work n a milch on the American river, but fortune was nol lavish of her smiles t.. !l 1 it I... t.,l I... .Iltlll , ill tliis nartieular case, and he found himself llat ou bed rock, with not a pound of Hour or bacon in Id cabin. At a later day lie settled down as tlio regular pastor of a charge in Dutch Flat, where a rudo church had been erected bv such of tho miners as had not lost all their religious inclinations in their search for gold. A ratlior good story is told of the manner in which tho old man woko up Ids congregation on the matter of a lit tle back salarv duo him. On a certain Sabbath morning un unusually large congregation had assembled to hear him discourso. Heforo the beginning of tlio service" Jack descended from tho pulpit and was seen to approach several brawny members of the congregation and whisper into their cars. 'When ho returned to his stand tho muscled wor shippers quietly arose and stationed themselves at tho door, after which tlio preacher calmly said: "My dear brethren, It is now nbout a year slnco I llrst showed up In this pul- "' I 'l .1... 1!..! pit aim neaueii you lowam mu living nastures on the straight and narrow gospel trail. .I've tried to hullo out tho square iruin os l cmigui onto h in my fklnnisiies through lho Holy Writ. In my prayers I have shown no partiality, but have wrestled just as hard when asking Heaven to open tho eyes of uuminer Jim, and iiiru mm irom ins wickedness, as I havo when imploring that tho truth ho mndo manifest to Col. Ward, tho owner of tlio Monarch mine. Now I'm going to talk business to you, after which I will drivo ahead with tho regular service. I want money! I'm going to havo money, too, heforo I sling a word this morning. You are not doing tho square thing by mu and you know it. When I agreed to look alter your spiritual wcimro you prom ised mo a clean two tiiousanii a year, but during tlio past year I havo received less than a thousand. Now, I have stationed n mob of business at thu door, anil the llrst impenitent sinner who at- lompis to mauo a snoai: on mo open air will to the leading character In a lively littlo incident that ho will reinonibir as long as ho lives, A collection will now , v , , .... ....ii i. i.. uu uiKon up, nun ua i u'ui imuu mini 1 : . . ..... . name I want him to pull his bag lllld uiniitv some dust into tlio box. Tony Arnold, iust vou circulate tho box. Now Doe., spill tho dust and set the boys a goodoxamplo. T p'er up and don't bo ;il raid 01 dropping u grain or two 100 much. Coniributo your mlto that your days may bo long in the land that Hows with milk and honey. Now, Alex Jones, It's vour turn. I'hat was it decent spill. Johnson, I saw the bulk of tho wealth on your side of tho table iu tho game at ... ..... , .1... ,. Itcuiuciv'S nisi nigui, aim mo uiiurcu wants its percentage. Good enough that's a faro sharo. Judgo Mason, skin your weasel ami pay toll or don' t travel "rlinr'n ll.n tlnhnrilothln.r ineim nboul That's tho tlckot nothing mean about you, Judgo. Now, hhorty, chip in, and givo tlio glorious cause a boost- .May tho LordTjo as liberal in shaking down blessings ou you. lour next pull Ar knnsaw; niiteo nnd pass tho buck. Hold on, that don t go. ion iiiun i urnp thrco grains into tlio box. Tip'er up again, and may your blessings bu clinked oil' as you ohoko oil' tlio stream of dust." Thus ho wont over tl.o wholo congro gallon, none of whom had tlio cheek to reluso n contribution. Whon tlio dust was broug t forward the preacher said: Tim oiiusn of tho Lord nnd Jnok Mar tin Ml not stiller now for sonio months, .1 , .1 .1 I . - nnd 1 shall contlnuo, as horetofor, to herd your souls on tho best theological . !. . 1 .. . ... grass io uo iounu in mo gosooi ranges. f'l tnvl nltncnn rnnila na fnllmva- 'Tn ns much ns yo did It unto ono of tho lonst of thoso. my brethren, yo did It unto mo," From this text ho prenched such a powerful financial sermon that sovoral oamo forward after tho service and wanted to double tholr contributions. "Mamie." said lie. and Ids voico was singularly low, "will you bo my wifuP Win you oimg to mo as uio lonuer vino clings to tho" "Yes, I catch ou," said sho, WIT AND KU3I0K. There Is n town lit jMnlr.o where faih Ion allows the glils to Hanger not, just ns they plcnso. A l iborer in Hussla get' i-lght cents n (hv and "Minis hlmelf." nuos nimseii mlghly hungry, pretty of.cn, wo should think. Whnt is to be dono for a man who has no mind of his own? His wife should givo him n plcco of hefs. "My wife." remarked FitznoccJK "Is f.tlrlv ernzv over tho fall fashions. She's got tho ilelirum'trlinniiiigs " Tho lumberman sends his Iocs down si renin and 1 (reduces them to the cir cular saw as his buzz 'cm friend. "Go to tlio nnt. thou sluirL,ard,"don't seem to lie heeded in any way by the sluggard who generally goes to his uncle. All things sink Into repose, Ths p.my and the woodland roe: And so It's getting hard to stand The straw h.it with the purple b.md. A man fished for two hours In a trout brook, lust snmnicr, and never got a bile until tlio farmer's dog happened along that way. At all events, ns tlio remedy is com paratively easy, there is lltllo reason to fear bad results from a so-called "mon opoly," which is really no monopoly nt all. A scarlet glow Is In the wct, The bird h.vs left II summer's nest And now It l high time i-.u'h fellow """' Should lay aside his white duck veat. n "What's your religion, Mr. Gilbert'" asked the landla 'y of her new boarder. "Meat t!i reo times a day." was the re nlv that startled the good woman, and put her into a rbvorlo as lo whctlier the man was u acumen or niiMiiiui.'isiii i no quosnon. A young lady recently married read Motlier Sliiplon's prophecy for the lirt time tlio other day. "Just my luck!" she exclaimed, throwing, down tho p." per. "Hero 1 am newly married, and now bote's the world coining to an end." "There nro seventeen and a half men to every female lu the territory of Da kota." "Well," said Mi.ss Jones, spin ster, when she read tho above item, "if girls ki.ow whnt I know, they'd take that half man rattier than nonu at nil. "If you Hud a locomotive rushing at you." says a Virginia pniiosopner. "spring into tho nlr and como down on tliecow-eatelier." Tliat'sgood "spring advice, but our midsummer plan would bo to step oil tho traen A horso car conductor who had waited livo minutes at a crossing for a lady who was taking It leisurely. Impatiently re marked. "I tun of opinion that when Gabriel ldows Ids la-t trump that those too late to get seatswill all be women.' "Seth,1' said Mrs. Spleer, "I wish you would go and see to the turiiacu; tnai K , mit, . .1 iu coal as if sho was lii'ing a locomotive." And when Spieei remarked that the girl was perhaps a railway eiiuler-Kate. Mrs. S. grow wanner than over. "You mean elastics," replied Mo Gaughy's unsophisticated clerk to un elderly lady who asked for gaiters. "I suppose liigli-iioed peoplo call them 'lalics, ' sho said, "but when I got so all-lired stuck-up that I can't say gart ers, I'll not bo- mv cousin s ears whon shoe lis 'cmnnkle-ties. Savy, honey? Ho savlcd. "The summer h.is departed, love, The leaf I lu the here, The cup of sweet regrets, love, Is brimmed with many a tear, The forest treei are clothed, love, Iu garniture anew, And, I" "Ah yes," tho Interposed, . 'That's what you ought to do." "Were you drunk? ' asked his honor of a prisoner who bad been found in the gutter. "Wore I drunk?" "Yes." "Well, the last thing I remember was seeing the Citv Hall tower l aning over within a foot of my head, and I squat ted to gel out of the way. If the tower is down I was sob r; if it is up theie yet I admit t nt I camu uwful noir having un i-ttuck of thu vertigo." A Hot-Water Kher. Tho groat Sutro tunnel, cut to reliovo the celebrated Comstock mines at Vir ginia City, Nov., of vast quantities of hot water which is encountered In them all'ords an outlet to 12,000 tons every twentv-four hours, or about .'1,000,000 gallons. Some of the water as it llnds its wav out of the mines lias a tenipcr titure of 105 (leg., while four miles from the mouth of thu tunnel the temperature ranges from lilO to 130. To obviate tho inconvenience which would arise from tho vapor such a vast quantity of water i i , n- .1... it r. ..x.... !...(... I WOUIU gIVO Ull IIIU UUn I", throiurh tho entire tunnel, four miles, iu a tight ilutno made of pine. At tho point of o.lt the water lias lost but frevon degrees of heat. Sixty feet below the mouth of tho tunnel thu hot water is utilized for turning machinery bo- longing to tlio company, from whence , , -j -- 1......t. ...I.1..1. cim'n, na ft M-filn..lv'n V it is turned ou uy a uiuuei i,iuu luut m I ll'IIJJlll. " ItlUM 1.1 .w.-..... Leaving tlio waste way-tunnel tho wator Hows to tho Uurson river, n nuio ami a linlf distant. Tlio hot water is belli. utilized for man purposes. Thu boys havo arranged several pools, whoro thov indulge in hot baths. Tho miners and others uso it for laundry purposes nnd nrrangomonts nro being made whereby n thousand acres bol niging to the company aro to be irrigated. It is proposed to conduct tho not water through iron pipes, boMoath tlio surface of tho soil, near tho roots of tho sands of fruit trees which aro to bo piantoit, ami In a similar manner givo tho neces sary warmth to a number of hot houses to bo used tor tno propagation oi eariy fruits and vegetables. , - B Laborious Authorship. Clianilmrt' Jnurnal. Harriet Martiiicaii at first bollovod ennvlnsr to bo absolutely necessary. Sho had read Miss Kdgoworth's account of her method of writing submitting her rough sketch to her father, thou copying and altering many times, mi no ono page of hor "Leonora" stood ot last as t did at first. Hut such a tedious pro cess did not suit Miss Mnrtinonu's habits of thought and hor liasto to appear in ( prlul. Sho found that there was no uso XT. 1 I !. .11.1 ....I nil,,,. .,,! Hill, copying if she did not alter, and that oven if sho did nllnr sho had to change back again; so sho ndonted Abbot's maxim, "To know llrst what you want to say, and then say It In tlio first words that como to vou." Wo havo a very different stvlo and a dllVe rent result in Charlotte Hronto s toll In authorship. Sho was In tho habit of writing her first drafts In n vorv small siiuaro book or folding of pnpor, fiom whloli sho copied with extreme caro, S.imu)l lingers' nilvleo was. "To wrllo n- very little nnd seldom to put it nwny nnd read It from time to timo, nnd copy it pretty often, nnd show it to good indues." Another contemporary authoress, Mary Itussel Mltford, frankly confesses that ho was always a most stow ami labor ious writer. "The Preface to the Trage dies", wns written thrco times over throughout, nnd many parts of it livo or six. Almost every lino ot "Aiiierion" has b?en written ihrco times over, nnd It Is certnlnly the most cheerful nnd sun shiny story thnt was ever composed in such n stnto of helpless feebleness and suffering. A HUNDRtD DOLLAR BILL. H.wing licen Given in Miitako for One Dollar. It has a Queer History. Ilalllmure (lotle. A few days ngo Mrs. l'rederica Wright, of Hank street, gave to a colored iiinn a hundred dollar bill Instead of a one dollar one. The negro was evidently deceived or dishonest, for lie failed to return the proper change. Yesterday a colored man was arrested on tlio charge of stealing tlio niney, but he proved to be the wrong person nnd wns dismissed by thu Justice Caslinie,cr. This ease calls to mind tlio story of a hundred dollar bill under like circum stances, well known to the citizens of Halliiuore. A distinguished statesman forty years ngo wns on n visit to Haiti more, and ho gave a colored girl what ho supposed at lho time was n ono dol lar bill. The next morning the girl went to a grocery store on Liberty street near Fayette, and after making n few trilling purchase, gayo the bill in pay ment, under the supposition thnt It was n dollar. Tlio proprietor of the store, a most respectable and highly esteemed citizen of Haltlmore, noticed with great surprise that it wa a hundred dollars and lie supposed at once thattbe woman had stolen It. Ascertaining lho delu sion sho was tiiuler, bo Informed hor of (he true character of the note and t her lie would detain it until an owieu was found. The girl told how she had received it, and persisted that it had not been stolen, and assented to the gentleman retaining it until the owner was found. Ho advertised tlio bill, and tlio statesman, in answer, called to say that lho girl's story was true, and that as her honesty had been suspected she should keep tho hill. Ho then depart to tlio scene of his dally triumphs, and lu the acquisition of a great fame per haps forgot tho Incident. Tlio grocery merchant retained tlio noto, in expecta tion of the girl returning, but sho never called for It, .It is supposed being fright ened and feared being charged with its theft. He deposited it at interest. Years rolled on and sho married, bore children and died, and a few years ao a son applied to the merchant for the note and thu interest, which now amounted to a largo sum of money. This amount thu custodian ol the fund paid into ono of our city courts, iu or der that the court should decide wheth er or not tlio claimant was entitled to it. The court sustained tliu claim and the nirniev was paid to tho heir, and thus ends ihu true story of a hundred dollar bill. - mtt - O Opposites in Matrimony. Theodore Parker wrote: Young peo plo inarrv their opposites in tempera ment ami general character, and hiich marriages are generally good ones. They do it instinctively. The young man does not say: "My black oyes re quire to bo wed with blue, nudniyover vchemenco requires to lie a littlo modi lied with somewhat of dullness and re serve." Whon these opposites como to gether to lio wed they do not know it, but each thinks tlio other just like him self. Old people never marry their op posites; they many tholr similars, and lrom calcul'dion." Knoh of thoso two arrangements is very proper. In their long journey theso opposite will fall out by thu way a great many times, and charm lho other back again, and by and by thoy will be agreed as to the place thoy will go to. and tlio road they will go uy, anil iioin necouie rucuiiuiiuu. Tlio man will lie nobler and larger for being associated with .so much human- tv unlike ilm.solf. and sho will bo a nobler woman for having manhood bo. .side hor that seeks to correct her dell clunules and supply her with whnt sho bioks. If the diversity bu not too great. ... ..... , . . and if there bo real generosity and love in their hearts to begin with. i.no old bridegroom, having n much shorter journey to make, must nssochvte him self with one like himself. A perfect nnd complete mnrringo Is, perhaps, as rare as nerfeul norsonal beauty. Men and women aro married fractionally; now a small fraction. Very fow nro inarr led totally, and they only, I think, alter some forty or Hfty years of grad ual approuen anil uxncniiiciii. oiiun i largo and swcot fruit is complelo mar ringo Unit it nee Is a very long slimmer to ripen in, and then a long winter to mellow and season in. Hut real happy marriage of love and judgment between a noble mnn and woman is one of tlio ihiugs so very handsome that if tho sun were, as the Greek pouts fabled, a god, ho might stop tho world to feast his eyes with such a spectaclo. ODD SHIPMENTS BV EXPRESS. Babies, Dears, Snakes and Other Queer Ar ticles of Freight. IMillniU'lPhlaTlmc-. "Odd frok'htP Well, I should say we havo," said K. V. Mnstors.onuof lho oldest clorks in tlio main oillco of tho Adams Express Compar-y, on Markot street, as ho t-iirled himself around on Ids high slool and faced an Inquiring reporter yesterday uftornoon. Mr. Mas tors tnlks with great volubility, and as lie hr.8 a lmblt of dropping many small words, his conversation was decidedly jerky. "Yes, wo bhip a littlo of ovory thin", from diamonds to Chestor-whlto pigs" and Limburg eliocso. Remarka ble thing about that cheese. Evor smell anyP Hioh, penetrating sort of fragrance, ain't itP Case burst in freight-room last Spring. Madu ovory ono sick. Two Irishmen tried to shovel It up. Smell noarly turned 'oiu insido out. Got a Dutchman, regular out-ar.d-(iut-eal-a-saiidwloh-ln-a-inii uto sort of ii fellow from Hcrgmyr'H saloon across tho wt y 1 ut lie gavo out in ton min utes. Oulv finished it with help of a box of dco'dorizcr. i'liow! Thoy should charge double ratos to ship such stuH'," and tho spea-fcr olovatcd his noso as though a trace of the diabolical aroma slid fingered in Ids nostrils. Two babies I' avo come through lids oHlco, ono from Chicago for Now York nn the other from Washington to tills city. Tlio nion on tho lino made a grea'. fuss when the Chicago young ( no was shipped. Telegraph oporators all aldng the routo sent dispatches ahead ami crow s o' peoplo ivent to the depots to hce tho baby Camo all tho way In tho ears. Had n hammoor all rigged up. Now idea, you kuow, an ii.essongo s thought it wns kind of a joko but thoy lU'flll hlc't llko too muoli work of thft kind. Hab's mother diod In Ohio got. father .lve'd In Nuw York; woighod foity mo pounds, I believe; cost about S2.60 to send It through. Philadelphia, baby cam-- nlong sorao tlmo nftor. Hoth mailu their trip first class, and soomod Io enjoy things generally. Fod 'em regulation spoon victuals from hotels nlong tlio lines. Oft n have dead folks shipped, Don t know why they sond 'em nv expres.' t ho'. T.itu t llso unr one's going to wnlk off" with n oorpso. Yes, ti man shipped three short horn cattle c can through to Nebraska about a month ngo. Unless ho pot 'cm for nothing thoy must have cost him a power of morey when ho got thcin. Just think of n man expressing ft wholo deer careas two or throe thousand miles. About ns senslblo for n butcher to cxprrsj n beef through from fcero to Camden. Last f 1 1 n lunatic sont twelve hiinilr d-pouiul block of cedar troni California clear to New York. That's nothing, however, for I seo sonio one sent twenty barrels of mess pork to tho I'oiisiown military camp nv express and tho charges amounted to over $100. eluiinnioii jear camo tiirough from Nevada bv express last January for tho Zoological Garden. Said lie was tamo when thov shipped him. ,(iot loose near Omaha, ilrme everyone out of the oar, chewed up half u ileer ripped around I motig lho freight nnil hail a circus nil to himself until be wns lassoi d and tied In n corner of the car with log chains. Oli, yes, they ship lo;s of mir rors, but the men d li'l llko 'em. S ven years' bad luci to smash a looking- gl iss, you know. Snake - till jou can't rest, tint tiiey ko p them inboei. Mes sengers doii't mind 'em. Now, you might think eggs are a nice freight, but they ain't. More expressmen grow bald on account of worrying over b.iskets of egi'.s than anything l know o .'" nnd Mr. Masters turned from tho reporter to receive a package of hvmii-hooks unsigned to a missionary iu tlio Hlack Hills. Itiirnlni; Ihu Mr.m. itcriini -ni' t'lilnti. The season ' for burning thu stubblo and straw stacks In the grain fields Is iigain approaching, and wo suppose, as usual, the smoke will nnso from thou sands of fields in all parts of the State. How much beef and mutton will tints bo committed to he (lames! How much fertilizing materials that are absolutely necessary to fuluro crops will then be carried away lu gases and smoke and diluted iu the thin air? Can the farmers of California aflford lo continue this pro lllgate practice much longer? Tlio re duced yield per acre points significantly to a correct answer to this question. Our bright whonl straw, grown ntt cured without being hlcacuou ttiui weakened by heavy dews or ilrniiJItiig rains, is worth more per ton than swido grown mixed grasses of other and wet ter countries; and yet wo commit mil lions of tons of tills valuable stock food to tlio Haines every year to get it out of thu way of putting in the next crop, which for the want of fertilizing proper tics will be less valuable by four timos tlie cost of taking caro of tlio straw in ithorwavs. I hen wo also commit to tho 11 lines all the profits tlrit w i uilgli mako by feeding this straw to sheep and :utllc. u lieu wilt wo utiaudou baa iracticcs on our farms? Thoso who nivo straw and no stock would mako money by giving it to thoso who havo took and uo straw, on condition that it bo fed on the land that produced it, ot where tlio manure from It can bo trans ported to tho land that produced it. LTTTIil'f FOLKS. A beautiful little Hrooklvn girl.hcimr reproved tlio other day hyjior oldor sis ter for using n slangoxpresslon, sharply retorted: "Well. If vou went into no ddy more you would hear slang." "I saw a big boy and a llttlu fellow quarreling over some marbles to day," said John. "Did you?" asked his fath er. "I liopo you inlorfcrrcd to stop their quarreling." "Yes," said John, "1 took tlio littlo lellow's part." "Littlo Lucy fell and hurt her kneo badly, which hor mother, when she went to bed in tlio dark, tried to ban ilngo. Soon the littlo ono was heard catling, "Mamma," said she, "tills ban dago is not iu the right place. I foil down higher up." Tlio clergyman who tied tlio knot made a serious sort of speech whon tho cake was cut. One of the little brides maids, aged 7 years, was asked by n, younger sister to givo nn account of tlio ceremony. "Oh," said sho, "wo bad tho prayers in church and tho ser mon at breakfast. During a rainy spell, tho table talk was largely about tlio weather. The first pleasant morning Trot spied n ray of sunshine, she called, excitedly, "Sco, Aunt Hot, sco. Tlicro isn't any woathor this morning." "Mamma, is it wicked to whistle on Sunday?" "Yes, Sunday is to bo kont holy, my boy?" "It is very, very wick ed?" "Very," answere'd tlio pious mother. The lnd rested from ids in quiries as if deeply pondering tlio infor mation liuhnd received, aud then glanc ing iqi said iu a half sorrowful tone, "Mainniii, I guess quails don't go to hcavon." A little girl oncu said that sho would bo very glad to go to heaven, becausa thoy had plenty of preserves there. On bolng cross-examined, sho took down her catechism, and triumphantly rend, "Whv ought tho saints to lovo Godf" Answer, "llccauso Ho makes, prosorvas, and keeps thorn. A tircaehnr In UoeV county. ICanai. has been for weeks conducting n won derfully successful revival. "Doar brethren and sisters, ' no saiu one day, "this is the last meeting l sunn noni It is impossible to keep up a fervor on corn broad and molasses for myself and an oar of corn a tiny for my norsa. God bless von." UNIVEHSfTi Or' JiJfcJS .UUliNiiS. The Heat A(lvuntKi ut tlio r.emt Kx- JieiiHw. nutructorl. Three Colltn Cnumoii alto Normal. UouuncrcUl, and Muita. Thorough ilrlll In prtp irnloru utiinut nnil In Mm-u-lion. Ilwmt Willi Faculty, nlcnji. SiX'Clal dlicoant 10 Mimatcri- i-nuuren. ran tiTm ni-gini HKITIIMIIUK in! Bcndfor ")' l)iirOoiiu"aiidfiin ptrtlcnlarato it l'r!. D.Win ii r . i.ii. .......... - KatulillaliHll 1 80S. Davenport Business College, 10 experienced Tuacti era. a tlrat-clata leo men. saisiudtiuanajt year. Oiwd lard at t-r weelc. Aildroia, illlllirdxi'&VnlciiUIno, uaveupon. itiwa, tor Circular!. 11,000 AkciiIm U'nnliil lor "" ol" It rnntnlna tlin full litatorr nf hti nohln an 1 oventfn! llfu ami dailardly a,;nlniillou. Mlllloni nf nuopla lire walltnx fur till book, Tlio heal cluiiuo uf your lift. In mulct lilonev. Ilowtiro of -'oAtelimillllv' lull. laliona. inn la iiiu unir auiuenua uuo. luiiyiuusira; led llfu of our mariyiTif l'rioldent. Send for clrcu lara and extra lerina In Axenla. Addreaa National I'unLiaiiiwnfln.. rilili-iM. III. WEU AUGERS ROCK DRILLS Aud thu liB.iT Maciiinkuv Iu Uih Woiii.u lor DOniNO and ORILLINO WELLS by 1 nana or 'ontm rcwar i Dllooi; fur., f.ddreii. 'LOOMIS 4 Hf MAN, TIFFIN, OHIQ.t