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ADKKAM.
rklUpBntk Mtftton.
Here where kit night the came, wren the, for
whom
I would to gladly IIto or lie down ded,
Came In the llkincis of a dream and (aid
Borne word that thrilled tbta dciolate ghott-
throneed room
I alt alone now In the absolute gloom.
All I surely on her hreat waa leaned my
head,
Ahlsurclron my mouth hcrkl's waaahed
And all my life trolie Info acent and bloom.
Give thankf, heart, for tby rootless flower of
bll,
Nor think the god cvre though thus they
seem;
Though thou hast much to bear and much to
mlsj,
Whllt thou thy nights and days to be, canst
deem
One thing, and that thing veritably this
The Imperishable memory of a dream.
PRACTICAL SCIENCE.
Cast Iron.
Large bods of carboniferous cast-iron,
Dr. M. 8. Mcunlcr contends, aro con
tained In tho Interior of tho earth, and
tlicso deposits at high temperatures
coming in conlact with water jield by-
combustion set up exhalations of car-
bonio new irom vim wm.
method of indicating tho sourco of that
acid in tho atmosphere.
, To Preserve Flowers.
Dissolve by agitation nnd digestion in
n closely stoppered bottto J oz. clear,
palo gum copal, coarsoly powdered and
mixed with equal weight of broken
I 1 Mint nt nnrn eiilnlinrtn ntnnr
LltlDD) Jit J. JJIllfcV -
(ctbylio ether). Dip tbo ilowers in tho
liquid, remove quicKiy, cxposo vo mo
nlr 10 minutes; then dip again, and cx-
iw.ii.ni ltnnnnr tlila illnnlnrr nnd
drying four or flvo times. Most ilowers
thus treated will remain unaltered for
somo timo if not handled.
Mood Clrculntlun.
A German philosopher lias been ox
nnrUnnilnir na tn t lin intliinnpn of Intel
leetual labor upon tho circulation of tho
blood. His observations show that tho
heart beats aro increased two to tlirco
pulsations per second. Tho greater the
nn.l lm nlntnr flin attention, tho
greater tho number ot pulsations. Thus
this pliiiosopucr cuscoveruu mm. m
study of geometry, to which ho had
nnrnr rrlvmi tlllinll nttnntlnn. mado Ills
heart licat more rapidly than that of
philosophy, wuii wmcn uu wuo uiib-uuj
familiar. Concerning tho effect of nr-
duous love making upon tlioncari ocais,
ho docs not appear to have recorded any
observation.
Gelatinous and Delicate."
Dr. Loldy, In an anlclo on trlchlnm
l .1.- Tll.t1n.lnlr.1lln TwlttO B-1VS! "All.
nronrlato to tho subject an anecdote
may uo ncro reiuieu. ouwu ujju
in Charleston, S. C. at an entertafii-
mnnf nmntin. ntlinr lllsllfH SOrVCd WaS
one of tho tail of tho drum fish, in nico
brown slices. 1110 wruor was uuiijuu
r n ntnnn Oft lil n hn rmrtlmilnrlv oroln-
tlnous and delicate. Tlieso qualities
seemed to depend on a jelly-lino suu
imLoilfloil In tlin flush. Curious
D.l.llV, ..WWV. '
to know its meaning, tho next day a
urum lisn was procuiuu in mu uiuinti,
and on dissection tho tall was found to
bo duo to a hugo parasitic worm (acnun
thorhynchus) coiled into a mass nearly
as large as a hen's egg."
A I.nrco llliut.
A big blast wns fired in tho lino of a
now railway at tho upper end of Shell
Rock, twelvo miles abovo tho Cascades,
Columbia River. Oregon. Chambers
had been run into tho cliff from nearly
Itn nliina. nnd charcotl with four-
lonn llinncntwl nmintl.q nf nowder. Tho
nlHVwna nf Vinsnlr.. nroleetlnf? into the
river abovo which it stood, attho height
of about ono nunureu ami imy usci.
Tho oxtent of Its baso was about two
lmnfliW fni.f nnd tlin lrttm-nl denth of
rook 7 h it was desired to movo was
.. . . . . . 1 . ...
sevcnty-iivo to eighty ieev. adoui iony
thousand cubic yards of rock was blown
ou into mo river.
Kutiihnto of Sodium.
Mr. David Llndo, of Falmouth, Ja
maica, says that ho was recently lod to
try tho solution of sulphato of sodium
instead of dilulo sulphuric acid in a
. .. mi.. 1 .U.L.J
Uiovo uavicry. j.iio iusuuo uuuwuuu
urnM nvnnllnnf TTn pmnlnvod n. solu
tion in crystals dissolved in livo parts
- T 1 1 1 Alw.nln
oi waior. jNou.uuigiuuiHiuuuiwiut.iuu
i winulrnil nnd tTin IntonsltV of cur
rent appeared to bo qulto as great as
wnon uuuui suiimunu uciu wu uauu.
Two of Grovo's quarts charged in this
wnv worn nmnlfivnil nn sovoral occa
sions for tho purposo of precipitating
1 Alt. .1 1..4l
copper W11UU ubviiuuuu. a niiuuuu ui
sulphato of sodium nnswors equally
woll in Dunsell's cells.
Clitnconn.
Tho report of tho Government chin'
nr.. n nlnnlntlnna In Rniltliorn Tllllln In.
dicato tho -astonishing progress mado
.tnnn ullna nt ilita TnTllflhln trp.n wprn
first planted in that district, twenty
till M . -. .
years ago. nu nuiuuur o uuca umv
nlnntnii nut. la mora than four nnd a
half millions. At piosont tho groator
part of tho bark produced appears tobe
consumcu in supplying iu muuium uu
nnatln lit. nnlmittn.. nombnv. nnd Mad
ras; but upward of 3,000 pounds was
last year sold to tho public, nnd tho
annual yield is rapidly increasing with
tho growth of tho treos. Tho actual
profit last yo'iir on tho capital of tho
plantation is stated to liovo been eight
per cent.
A Kocket Torpedo.
Tho Trovldenco (R. I.) Evening Bul
letin says: Somo oxccodingly interest,
log experiments latoly took placo attho
Torpedo Station with tho Weoks rocket
torpedo. This torpedo is a most pecu
liar structure It consists of a lloat
mado of tin and shcotiron, being braced
Internally with wood., It has two rnd-
dors similar to the tails of a sky rockot.
Tho float portion is somo elovon feet
long, ?lth tho rudders of tho same
lengtlii In tho forward part or hoad is
placeHlomo fifty pOTuds of dynamito,
amlMsrA contact with tlio
object, exprociesy concussion. Tho
wholo structurovpropollod by a rock
ot, somo six iucjics in dlamoter, threo
and a half feet in length, and weighing
ono hundred pouads. It movos on tho
surface of tho water, and has attained
41. ...1n....1 annnil tt nlimtf. nnp. Itun-
drod and fifty feet a second, which-?
kept up for four or six hundred yi l9.
It Is aimed at an object, and movefMn a
straight lino guinea uy mo ruutiors.
is placed in tho water from a wharf, a
raft, or a ship.
Increase of Temperature
Arocont soiontiflo wltor Una under
taken to show tho erroneous vlow prev
alent in regard to tho law of incroaso
supposed to govorn underground torn
pcraturc. This incroaso has usually
loon assumed to avcrago about ono do
greo O. to ono hundred; nnd this, If
continued at tho sanio rato of inoreaso
from tho lowest strata over reaisJicu by
man. would seem to show that every
thing must be red-Lot at a depth of
twoivo nines, wniio av ono nuntircti
miles tho temperatnro would bo high
enough to molt almost ovory known
substance. To this method tif reason
ing, however, tho wrltor roforrcd to
raises tho objection that it Is very lnoo
curate and wholly unscientific to apply
a law to hundreds of miles tnat fins
been deduced from observations rang
ing botwecn threo thousand nnd four
thousand feet only; nnd that there aro,
too, various observations recorded,
widely at varianco with any such law
two of tlicso having becii mado in bor
ings which nro tho deepest over accom
plished, ono showing no law at all, and
the other exhibiting a constantly dimin
ished lncrcoso oi temperature
l'hvfllology a Physical Science.
Popular Science Monthly for October.
Thoso who aro conversant with tho
present stato of biology will hardly lies
Ituto to admit that tho conception of the
life of ono of tho higher animals as tho
summation of tho lives of a cell aggro-
pate, brought into harmonious action
by a coordinativo machinery formed by
somo of tlicso cells, constitutes a per
manent acquisition of physiological
science. But tho last form of the bnttlo
between tho ntlmlstio nnd tho physical
views of llfo is seen in tho contention
whether tho physical analysis of vital
phenomena can bo called beyond this
point or not
Thoro nro somo to whom living pro
toplasm is a Btibstnnco even such as
Harvey conceived tho blood to be,
"summit cttm providenlia ct intcllcclu in
fincm cerium agens, quasi ratiocinio quo-
dam"; nnd who look, with as llttlo favor
as IMchat did, upon any attorapt to ap
ply tho principles nnd tho methods of
phyalcs nnd chemistry to tho Investiga
tion of tho vital processes of growth,
motabollsm, and contractility. They
stand upon tho ancient ways; only, in
accordanco with that progress toward
democracy which a great political
writer lias declared to bo tho fatal char
acteristic of mo.dorn times, tlioy substi
tute a republic formed by a few billion
"animulnj" for tho monarchy of tho
all-provadlng anlma."
Others, on tho contrary, supported by
a robust faith In tho universal npplica
billty of tho principles laid down by
Descartes, and scolug that tho actions
called "vital" aro, so far as wo have
any means of knowing, nothing but
changes of placo of particles of matter,
look to molecular physics to nchiovothe
analysis ol tho living protoplasm itself
Into a molecular mechanism. If thoro
Is any truth in tho received doctrines of
phytics, that contrast between living
and inert matter, on which Biol at lays
so much strosp, docs not exist. In na
ture, nothing is at rctt, nothing is
amorphous; tho simplest pnrticlo of thai
which men inthclr blindness are pleased
to call "bruto matter" is a vast aggre
gate of molecular mechanisms, per
forming complicated movements of Im
menso rapidity and sensitively adjusting
themsc Ives to every chnngo in tho sur
rounding world. Living matter differs
from other mnttor in degree and not in
kind; tho microcosm repeats tho ma
crocosm; and ono chnln of causation
connects tho nebulous original of sums
nnd planetary systems with tho proto
plasmic foundation of llfo nndorganiza
tlon.
Tito American Newspaper.
N. T. Tribune.
A nowspnper Is a business cntcrpriso
and must bo conducted on business
principles. Men aro constantly asking
favors from nowspnpers, whieli moan a
sacrifice of spaco roprosonting monoy,
who would nover dream of asking
lawyers to tako cases without fees, or
expect their doctors to tako thoir pay
In thanks. Tho deadhead is disappear
ing from other departments of business
llfo, aud the newspaper deadhead, dis
tinguished though ho may bo, must fol
low. Newspapers, being business en
terprises, must livo in a business way.
If tho publio does not support tho best
nowspapers, it must expect to sco the
worst nowspapors thrive. Tho daily
journal is a product rather than a force.
It will not only reflect but represent tho
ago it lives in. It is true, and especi
ally true, of our own country, that
nowspapors, in tho hands of men hav
ing convictions and believing that thoy
could, with this modern levor, help to
movo tho world, havo nceorapllshcd
great things. Without them tlft great
movements of tho past century for tho
furthoranco of personal, rollglous ami
political liberty would havo traveled
at a snail's pace. But this was possiblo
ouly becnuso they had tho support anil
sympathy of tho best men and wnion
of tho community. Tho nowsp'Ws
can load, but tho leadership impltfl a
following, and whoro nono will folVVv
nono will bo bravo enough to lend, us
a rulo nowspapers aro what their ref
ers niako them. Tho responsibility jl
tho subscriber is as groat In Its way as
that of tho editor. Tho surest jyiy of
kooplng tho staudordsof our journallAi
high, and of raising thorn, la for tlt
portion of tho publio whloh knows tin
necessity of a dignified and ablo-jirof 1
to withhold Its support altogethojfrolA
nowspapors whloh cater to depraved
tastes and aro rookies of tho truth, and
to gl volt to nowspapors which can bo
safoly taken into thofamlly, and aro not
only decont but just.
Tho Sunday Argus, Loulsvillo (Ky.)
observes: A Woodbury (N. J.) papor
mentions tho euro of tho wlfo of Mr.
Jos. H. Mills, of that placo, by St. Ja
cob's Oil. Sho had rheumatism.
'Why, old follow, I thought you woio
doad long ago," ho oxolalmod, grasp
gin his friend's hand and slinking it
with nn enthusiasm that almost brought
tears to his oyes. "No, not doad," he
responded, calmly, "I expected to bo,
but a dlvorco court Intervened intimc
to suyo mo."
How to Make a Model School.
Eiehsnxed and Hcmodeltd.
1. Elect tho most Ignorant, bigotod,
close-fisted fogies in tho dlstrlol for tho
school board.
2. Employ tho cheapest teacher you
can get, regardless of qualifications,
reputation or experience.
!). Find nil tho fault you can with
tho tcnohcr, and toll everybody; ospoo
lally lot tho pupils hoar it.
A. When you hear n bad report about
tho teacher of tho school, clrculato it as
fast as you can.
6. Nover visit tho school nor en
courage tho teacher.
G If you should happen to visit tho
school tako closo notloo of what seems
to go wrong, nnd toll ovcrybody about
it, oxcept tho tenchor.
7 Nover advlso your children to bo
obedient to tho teacher, and when ono
is punished, rush to tho school-room be
fore your passion Is cooled, and glvo tho
tcachor a lecttiro in tho matter In tho
presenco of tho school.
8. Bo indifferent about sending your
children to school regularly.
9 Do not bo concerned whether thoy
hnvo tho necessary books
10. If any of tho pupils mako slow
progress, blamo tho teacher for It.
11. Occupy your old tuiub!o-down
school-houso as long as you can, and da
not go to nny expense to repair it.
l'J. Do not go to any oxponso to get
apparatus, improved furnituro, etc.
10. If tho teacher or pupils complain
of nn uncomfortnblo or inconvenient
school-room, do not consider It worthy
f notice
14. Employ teachers on tho bases of
sympathy or relationship rather than
tho basis of qualification.
10, Always bear in mind and net upon
tho principle that the teachers aro cm
nlovcil sololv to nlimsn vnu.
In general, conduct your school on
tho cheapest possiblo plan, nnd let your
chief concern ho to find fault and devise
wavs of retrenchment.
Tho Management or Sick Children.
Popular Science ituutlily for October,
Tho vicissitudes necessarily Incident
to an out-door and primitive modo of
life nro nover tho first causes of any
disease, though they may sometimes
betray its presenco. Bronchitis, nowa
days perhaps tho most frequent of all
infnntllo diseases, makes no exception
to this rulo; a draught of cold air may
reveal tho latent progress of tho dis
order, but its cnuso is long confinement
in n vitiated and overheated atmosphere,
and its proper remedy ventilation and a
mild phlegm-loosening (saccharine)
diet, warm sweet milk, sweet oatmcal-
porrldgo, or honey-water. Select an
airy bedroom nnd do not bo afraid to
open tho windows; among tho children
of tho Indinn tribes who bravo In open
tents tho tcrriblo winters of tho Hudson
Bay territory, bronchitis, croup, and
diphtheria arc wholly unknown; nnd
what wo call "taking cold" might often
bo moro corrcetlv described as taking
hoi; glowing stoves, nnd oven open lircs,
in a nlght-nurscry.'grcntly aggravato tho
pernicious effects of an impure atmos
phcro. Tho first paroxysm of croup can
bo promptly relieved by very simple
remedies: fresh all and a rapid fonvard-and-backward
movement of tho nrms,
combined In urgent cases with tho ap
plication of a fresh-brush (or pieco of
llanncl) to tho neck nnd the upper part
of tho chest, l'nregorlo anil poppy-
sirup stop the cough by letharglzing tho
irritability nnd thus preventing the dis
charge of tho phlegm till its accumula
tion produces a second nnd a far moro
dnngerous paroxysm. Theso second nt
tneks of croup (after tho administration
of palliatives) aro generally tho fatal
ones. When tho child is convalescing,
let him bownro of stimulating food and
overheated rooms. Do not give aper
ient medicines; costlvoncss, as an after
effect of pleuritic affections, will soon
yield to fresh air and a vcgotnblo diet.
Dear Hunter's Politics.
During tho war thoy had down in
Florida a shrewd old fellow known ns
"Old Hunter." Everybody knew him.
Ho was deaf as a post, and through his
dealings and his slirowdncss ho man
aged completely to hldo his sympathy
for either party during tho war. It was
suspected, however, that ho was with
tho Confederates at heart.
Every moans had been tried by tho
Union officers to procuro from him
some admission of preference, but of no
avail. Whon roducod to a corner, ho
novor lacked an expodlont to get hlm-
ot out. But ono day a Union captain
put up a bet that ho could tap hlin nnd
got his socrot. Ho accordingly went up
to Hunter's nnd skirmished around but
not ono hint could ho get. Ho would be
deaf to all questions that were unpleas
ant, nnd tho inquirer was Unfiled. At
last thoro eamo two largo bull-dogs into
his storo, llerco fellows and c.xnetly
alike.
"Fiuo dogs, thoso," yelled tho In
quisitor in ills car.
"Yes," was tho roply.
"What aro their names P" in tho same
loud tono.
"Wall," said tho old man, "I call ono
Beauregard and 'tothor MeClellan."
"You doP" shouted tho inquirer,
which ono do you liko tho bostp"
"Oh, wall," said ho, with a twinkio
in his oyo, "both on 'om Is ns ugly as
tho dovll."
Tho captain paid tho bet.
Tho noxt day ho was drinking In Hun
ter's storo, and taking ndvantngo of tho
old man's deafness, proposed a toast.
"Hero' to old Hunter, tho two-sided
old villain; may ho bo kicked to dcatli
by mulos, and his body bo sunk in tho
sea a huudrod fathoms deep. May no
prayer bo said over him, and may his
blind soul wander rnylass through all
eternity."
Tho toast was drunk with groat gleo,
in wlnoli tho old man joinod.
"Tho samotoyoursolvcs, gontlomon,"
said ho, "Tho samo to yourselves."
Of courso ho had not heard a word
that was said I
Tho Monnshn (Wis.) Press says: A.
Grangor, Esq., of this oily, uses St. Ja
cobs Oil ou his horaos with decided suc
cess nnd profit.
AN KX-VOnHWB MTOMV.
BroolOrn Kf It,
To the Editor oftht Brooklyn EagUi--
A late United States Consul at ono of
tho English inland porta, who is now a
prirato resident of New York, relates
tho following interesting story. Uo ob
jects, for privnto reasons, to havo his
nanto published, but authorizes tht writer
to substantiate his statement, and, if nco
eswtry, to rofer to him, in his private
capacltv, any porson seeking such refer
ence. Deferring to his wishes, I heroby
present his statement in almost the exact
langusgo in which ho gavo It to mo.
C. M. FAnitKR,
1690 Third avenue, Ncxo York.
"On my last voyage homo from
England, somo threo years ago, in
ono of the Cunnrd steamers, I noticed
ono morning, after a fow days out
of port, a young man hobbling about
on tho upper deck, supported by crutchi
es and seeming to movo with extremo
difficulty and no llttlo pain. Uo was
well dressed and of exceedingly hand
somo countenance, but his limbs wero
somowhat emaciated and his faco very
sallow and boro tho traces of long suf
fering. As ho seemed to hnvo no at
tendant or companion, he at onco at
tracted my sympa hies, and I went up
to him as ho leaned against tho taflrall
looking out on the, foaming track which
tho steamer was making.
" 'Exouso mo, my young friend,' I
said, vouching him gently on tho shoul
der, 'you appear to bo an invalid and
hardly nblo or-strong enough to trust
yoursolf unattended on an ocean voy
ago; but if you require any assistance
I am a robust and healthy man and
shall bo glad to help you.'
" You are Tory kind,' ho roplled, in
a weak voice, 'but I rcqulro no present
aid boyond my crutches, which cnablo
me to pass from my stateroom up hero
to got tho benefit of tho sunshlno and
tho sea breczo.'
" 'You havo bcon a great sufforor, no
doubt,' I said, 'and 1 judgo that you
havo been afflicted with that most
troublosomo dlsoaso rheumatism;
whose prcvalcnco and intensity seem to
bo on nn alarming incroaso both in
Emrlond and America.) ,
"You uro riguty ho nnswered; 'I
havo been its victim for moro than a
j car, and after failing to find lollof from
medical skill havo lately tried tho
Springs of Carlsbad and Vichy. But
thoy havo dono mo no good, nnd I am
now on ray return homo to Missouri to
die, I suppose. 1 shall bo content if lifo
is spared mo to reach my mothor's pres
ence. Sho is a widow and I am her
only child.'
"There wns a pathos in this fpscch
whleh affected mo piuioundly nnd
awakened in me iv deeper sympathy
than I had felt before 1 hud no words
to answer him, and stood silently besldo
him watching tho snowy wake of tho
ship. While thus standing my thoughts
reverted to a child a ten-year old boy
of a neighbor of mlno residing near
my consulato residence, who hnd
been cured of a stubborn caso
of rheumatism by tho use of
St. Jacobs Oil, and I remembered that
tho steward of tho ship had told mo tho
day befero that he had cured himself of
a very sevore attack of tho gout in Now
York just beforo his last voyage by tho
use of tho samo remedy. 1 at onco left
my young friend and went below to find
the steward. I not only found him off
duty, but discovered that ho had a bottlo
of tho Oil in his locker, which ho had
carried across tho ocean in caso of an
other attack. Ho readily parted with
it on my representation, and, hurrving
un n train, i soon persunaca tno vdunff
man to allow mo to take him to his berth
and annlv tho remdov. After doinrr so
I covered, him up snugly in bed nuu re
quested him not to get up until I should
seo him again. That ovoning I re
turned to his stateroom and found him
sleeping peacefully and breathing gen
tly. I roused him and inquired how
ho felt. 'Liko a new man,' ho an
swered, with a grateful smile. 'I feel
no pain and nm ablo to stretch my
limbs without difficulty. I think I'll
get up.' 'No, don't get up to-night, I
said, 'but lot mo rub you again with tha
Oil, and in tho mornlngyou will be much
bettor ablo to go above.' 'All right,'
ho said, laughing. I then applied tho
Oil again, rubbing his knees, ankles
nnd arms thoroughly, until ho said ho
felt as if ho had a mustard poultico all
over his body. I then loft him. The
next morning when I went up on dock
for a breezy promenade, according to
my sustom, I found my patient waiting
for mo with a smiling face, and without
his crutches, although he limped in his
movements, but without palu. I don't
think 1 over felt so happy in my mu.
To mako a long story short, I attended
him elosoly during tho rest of our voyage
soino four days applying tho Oil
every night, and guarding him against
too much exposure to tho fresh and
damp spring breezes, aud on landing nl
New York, ho was ablo, without assis
tance, to mount tho hotel omnibus and
go to the Astor House. I called on him
two days later, and found him actually
engaged in packing his trunk,
preparatory to starting West for his
homo, that evening. With a bright
and grateful rmilo ho welcomed me,
and pointing to a llttlo box, care
fully dono up in thick brown paper,
which stood upon tbo table, ho said:
'My good friend, can you guess whnt
thiitlsP' 'A present for your sweet
heart," I answered. 'No,' ho laughed
'that is a dozen bottles of St. Jacobs
Oil, which I havo just purchased from
Iludnut, tho dtugglst across tho way,
and I am taking them homo to show
my good mother what has saved hor
son's life and restored him to hor in
health. And with it, I would like to
carry you along also, to show hor tho
faco of him, without whom, I should
probably nover havo tried it. If you
should ever visit tho llttlo vlllatro of So.
dalla, in Missouri. Charllo Townsend
nnd his mother will wolcomo you to their
llttlo homo, with hearts full of gratitude,
and thoy will show you a bottlo of St.
Jacobs Oil enshrined in a silver nnd
gold casket, which wo shhll kcop as a
parlor ornament as well as memento of
our meeting on tho Cunard steamer.'
" 'Wo parted, after an hour's pleasant
chat with mutual good-will anucstcem,
and a fow weeks afterwards I received
a letter from him telling mo ho was in
perfect health nnd containing many
gracoful expressions ot his affectionate
regards.
Tho Scotchman reads political econo
my the samo ns othor mou road novels.
Whon a p. or fellow had been arraigned
for stealing sheep ho looked nt him with
n pitiful glanco and Bald: "My dear
man, you should bo moro thoughtful.
You ought to havo known that to delib
erately stoal a slicop is a groat ciimo,
which thoro is no earthly necessity to
iinmntrntn. Wliv i1lflli,T. vmi lnar. hliv
tho sheop and not pay for it? That
would hnvo simplified matters and
saved you fiom prison."
A Dos Molnos man, tho father of a
largo family, calls his Hour barrol
"Maud S." It goos so fast.
IlcatttlHers.
Ladles, tou cannot make fair skin, rosy cheeks
and sparkling ejrs with all the cosmetics of
France, or bcautlfiers of the world, while In
poor health, and nothing will give you such
good health, strength, buoyant spirits and
ticauty as Hop Bitters. A trial Is certain proof.
Seo another column. Tttrffrapt.
Tho Irishman lias his brains closo to
his lips. "Fat," said a conceited cox
comb, "tell mo tho biggest ho you can
on tho instant and hero aro two shillings
for you." "All," snld pat, with a sig
nificant leer, "Your honor is a gentle
man." Unlike other cathartics, 1). l'lorco's
"l'ollots" do not render tho bowels cos
tlvo nftcr operation but, on tho con
trary, establish a permanently hca'thy
action. Being entirety vegetable no par
ticular carols roqiilrcdwhilo using them.
By druggists,
Lesson for Young Housekeepers
"How can you toll a young fowl from
an old ono?" "By tho tooth!" By tho
teeth? But fowls havo no teeth!" "I
know thoy haven't, but I have?"
ItoMf ot-'Ml I'V'oni n Decline.
North Greece, iV. Y. April '2b. 1880.
Dr. It. V. Pierce, Buffalo. N. Y :
Dear Sir 1 feel It my duty towrlto and
thank you for what your "Golden Med
ical discovery and "Favorite Prescrip
tion" havo dono for my daughter. It
is now livo weeks slnco sho began their
use. Shu is more lleshy, has moro col
or In her face, no headache, and is in
other ways greatly improved.
Yours Truly, Mits. MAiicr.r.LA Mykiis.
Tho shark litis to turn over on its back
befoip it can selzo Its prey. Tho shnik
is tho genuino backbiter.
The Peoples' Paper.
For fifteen cents wo will mall tho
Omaha Weekly BEEtwomonthstoany
address. This liberal offer is made to
introdiieo tho llr.r. to thoso who aro not
familiar with It. Tho Bee Is tho only
llEPUiiucAN Anti-Monopoly Paper In
this section. Fearless and outspoken
on nil tho issues of the day; demands
tho regulation of tho Railroads by tho
legislature; advocates tho rights of tho
producing ami Industrial classes; Is a
live journal and tho lonilimr paper of
mo west. roingo stamps laKcn in pay
ment. Snmple conies free. Address,
vi eeki.y uee, umatia, AeD.
PERKY 3 AVIS'
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A SAFE AND SURE
REMEDY FOR
Rheumatism,
Neuralgia,
Cramps,
Cholera,
Diarrhoea,
Dysentery.
Sprains
AND
Bruises,
Burns
AND
Scalds,
Toothache
AND
Headache.
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
mm
DOES
uWKY?
WONDERFU
CURES!
nrr.nif It nfttoii tho UV.W, IIOHKLSl
mitl KIHM1VS ul tlii t :i mo time.
Seoauio It oleamea tbo yiim of LUo poison
loui humors tuat develop In Kidney aud Urt
lnanrD!enj.Diliomneaii. Jaundice. Coniu.
nation, riles, or In Jlhetuaaiiant, Neuralria, I
INcrvoua Dbordors ami J'euiaJo Ccuiiawu.
bee what rEorr.ii BAY i
rtrjrrriiA It. Stork, nf Junction CUT. Ifaiiw.
Ai'HivTMYorn'iHrd unit imcr irigmar
IsldannliaiUji'iii.trWiKr fur fuuryeai. !
Ilirrlior wruiKtvfiMmM.IItt j four iroinluul
ihrrldnii4iiii(t tliatliu wtui afterward cured
iiwiuuey on
II. M.I). (Joo lfffn, nn tMtcr In Clmnlon. Ch I
nvi tia Miii lint L-inccti'il la lift, tielnu Mori .1
uojouu utiivf, nut jfcitima7ii ui t tuivn jiiiu
I that cevtii yeurH "nirei Inur from kidney trouble I
In ml oilier t'uiiillcuUuua iu4tuJvU by lliouaeofl
Anna. IV Jnriclt tit ftmillt Hnlrm. N. T.. saril
I JnUn Tl. Tjttrritnit nf JflrVami. Tnn.. ilfredl
I for yearn from liver mid kidney irnuhki and!
after tnUur "liaireU of other intdlclneiT
MIctiA") Onto of Miitimmer7 Center, Yt.l
finWi'iMtflit jruiHwIUi Lfldiifr tllMlnilir atutE
n a ntialiU tn vuil. Kidney wuit tad him I
' vrt'lt iiirter.
PERMANENTLY CUnES
KIDNEY DISEASES,
LIVER COMPLAINTS,!
I const hint on nnu piios.
Ilylt la put im In Urjr Vrctlalila Form In
Hit can, ono pecuairittif wlileu niakt.iix quuru
of medicine. Al.aln Uaiilil Form. Terr Con.
eentralcJ, for tlioiio Iliac cannot ft-u4u pre
narelL I IV II acli fltlt V'I eSelencv tn tlltur form, I
OCT IT ATTUR mtrnaiSTS. I'KIC". 1.00 1
wm.i.s. Kioimsnsos a m,. r-rop'a,
I (Will ntl tha dr tntt-fM.) nvnl.lMiTOl, fT.
KOSTETU
Though Shaken In Every Joint
Anil fiber with fercr and ague, or bllloua remittent,
the ij-item mr yet be freed from tbo malignant vlrui
with lloitetter i Stomach Dlttcri. l'rotcct;theij-i.
cm acnloit It with tbli beneflctst antl-ipaimodle,
winch la lurmennore a anpreme remedy mr uro
eonipiBiui, cuuiiipaiion, uyipepam, aeuiiur, rueuu
Uin, kidney tronbleiaodotuurallmentR.
Ifurialo brail imiKliti aud HeuIciajKaerdlf l
Irfs
"Golden Medical Discovehy"
(Trade-mark registered) is not only a
sovereign remedy for consumption, but
also for consumptlro nlght-sweaU,
bronchitis, coughs, spitting of blood,
weak luugs, shortness of breath, nnd
kindred affections of tho throat nnd
chest. By druggists
There is nn awful state of affairs in a
llttlo Iowa town, whoro a typo-sottor
substituted tho word "widows" for
"windows." Tho editor wrote: "Tho
windows of tho church ncod washing
badly. Thoy aro loo dirty for any use,
and aro a dlsgrnco to our town."
II Yois lire Hlclc
Kidney-Wort will save jou more doctor's bills
than any other medicine known. Acting with
specific energy on tho kidneys and liver, It cures
the worst diseases caused by their derangement.
Use It at once. Union,
An old lady was telling her grand
children about somo troublo in Scot
land, in tho courso of which tho cMef
of her clan was beheaded. "It was
nao great thing ol a head, to bo niro,"
said tho good old lady, "but it wns a
sad loss to him."
litrtloMloii.l.VMM-1n. nenoni pros
trsllon, unit nil formi of penersl dtlillltjr rvllcvril hy
luklnc MtMiMiium'M rMtnW.-l ;.'",.,
M'unlc. llieonlirprrprllonof m t contslnlnirlli
fnlfrf nuirlllom inoptrllt: It H nut mere Umu
Unt like the exlrscfi ot beef, but contln 1iIo.k.
msklnir.. force-srncrstlnir. nd Mi-.MiMatntnj prop.
rrtlrm l Intnltitlili- In nil rnfeeMed conilltlmn,
whether the result of eilisiullon. ncnoin projtra
lion, overwork, o mcute dlc'i pnrtlculsrlr It re
uniting from pulmonry comp!tni. CAawaLU
Hazard Co., I'roprlctora, New York. Sold by
druirKlats.
A worthy deacon gavo notlco at a
prayer meeting of n church meeting
that was to bo held Immediately after,
and unconsciously added: "There is
no objection to the female brethren re
maining." Von are atrki well there la Juit one remedy that will
cure yon liejrnnd poulblllty of dnibl. If It'a t.'ter
or Kblnev trouble, Contlt.nrli- lii, .!.(
.WptU llrnllli tlcnewi-rlM-
Mltchell, llanlrtt ftCraln. 1. M'l
In.
Some one wrotu to Horaeo Oreeloy In
quiring If gunno was good to put on po
tatoes. Ho said It might do for thoso
whoso tastes had become vitiated with
tobacco and rum, but ho preferred gravy
and butter.
VHnu mill 1.iM.illlfl.l,-M.
A 13ehoxof llotiEhon ltatu" will keen a liooao free
ton. DrUKKlJli.
rrrm men. moquiloe. rataanu mice. iue i m rv '-iv
Mitchell liartlclt it Cratn, Ilea
uoina
GiNOint llitKAD. One cup sugar, ono
cup molnsses, two eggs, ono cup butter
milk, ono eup sour cremu, n lump of
butter tho sl.o of nn epg, ono table
spoonlul of ginger, one teaspoon sodn
mix stiff enough to pour. For n small
loaf take half tho quantity.
Lyilla K. l'liiklitim'H egvtnblc Comiouiiil
iloubtlcM nuiku llr.t ns a curative nont In nil
iiiicipcsoi mo procrct.uvc jnein. uenericra.
linn nf flip kfilnnVH. Irrltntfmi nf tlin hlnilib.r.
urlnnry calculi. Ac, Ac. fc'enj to Jlrj. I.jilla
riiiKiinm, am western Avenue, i,ynn, Mats.
lor jmmniiif'
"Our experience with Allen's Lung llalanm
for Colds and Coughs h.is been of the most
sntlfnctory character," writes tho Editor of n
icauiiig paper, lie is oniy one in uiousanus
wno uas trieu uus "uaisnni," nnu been convinc
ed of Its virtue nnd merit'. QoruiddollkcwUa,
Use Itmldlnn'a Kuaula Malvf Cuts.Burna.
Correct your habits ot crooked walking by
UBinc J.yon-a i-aienr. nee i cimenera.
llaldliejilecl men uro Informed that fiere Is
but ono avenue of cjcano from tuclrafll ctlon
and that Is Cauiiomnr, n deodorized extract of
nctroieum. the ceat hair rcnewcr. which be nc
recently Irr proved. Is rrorecfllcadous than ever
aim is ausoiutciy inuuicrs.
Sulphurs tho thine to banish eruptions and
conmlcxlnnal lilemlflicK. This remullal airent Is
I'lllOOUIftl 10 Uf.r.XN n cl i.rUlTIt COAr, W 11 It'll 19
Just ns beneficial as costly sulphur hatha. Sold
ny imiirL'isrs. iiii.ih iiaiii axu wiiikbu
Uvb, Hlack or Drown, W)c.
All respectable dealers tell Frazer axlo reaae
because u is mo genuino ana gives perfect atls
faction.
You feel weak and lanirulil. noencrcrv. nnnm
bltion to do anythlne. Dr. Halllday's HIooc
runner is iuo rauieuy ior you. rorsaiouyai
Western druggists.
Wlllliun J. Coughlln, of Somcrville, Mass.,
snvs: "In tho fall of 16701 was taken with
hlecdlngof tho lungs, followed by 6Cvero cough.
1 1081 aiiDeuieanu nesn. wascuuuiieu 10 niv oeu.
In the summer of 1S77 was admitted to the hos
pital. Tho doctors said I had ft hole In my lung
ns big as half a dollar. I gavo up hope, hut a
friend told me of DK. WM. HALL'S BALSAM
FORTIUS I UNGS. I got a bottle when Icom
menred to feel better, and to-lav f feel better
than for t n co years past. I write his hoping
that every ' ne ntlllcted with disease 'rings will
taKO UU. WM. HAI.l8 1IA1.HA.M, a -.DO COll-
vluced that CONSUMPTION CAN Ilk UKEI).
I can positively say It has done mo n legood
than all the other medicines I have tak ilnce
my sickness.
Trr A mriTTTIP 0'ltn. lUn,t)umt
TO AlUuiJU a
Am'rirtQ W(rb Co J'lPburuk, M
GUMS 0B
rft WmlObb Wortt.ritltbiif,.'!!, t
Mt. Carrol! Seminary.
and MUSICAL CONSERVATORY,
Carroll Co., Ilia. "Oremla" Sent Free.
fVWre&Car!
t ahatru mi
MS
InffSioek DrTltir. One Uuridrfd DollArt. H
nrt ptiyi tucli pro flu m iUrr AialOtf I CctortAz
BCDa ntupior parnoaiarm
tDWAKu uhiles, stock Broker,
Nik. 3 Wlndisr Dlock, Desrar, Caloraio.
JAMES A. GARFIELD.
An dcenm iitnofrrnpnnpritvinK or rrifldent Mar
cltl. tn bl.R'k nnd lint, for H) c nut alio a flnclv rltit
i1ii!t! UtlioKtapli fiiKrailnn fur JH Tlit'tmplc-
turciiiro frum thp lati'it niiotiurranh ul the l'rcHtilctit.
audaifthc tliirit ptcturi'i tolw hail. Mailed on a roll
er tu any u liln-kt, pout fn. on rf ct Ipt of prlcf. blze
of picture WCM, C. A. BOOTH, 1. (). llox'JUU, Mil
wnufin-, I'UfciuKU iiuiuui nxvivi'u.
Riouble Hullor Clover Machine
u.t. limit the lllrilHi.lla. Alfililrnr. .lr.. nnj tin
Aatilnnd Clover Jtulleraln a actenllne ten at thf
Toledo, ()., Fair, Kent. 151 h and 161 li. 1M In tlx
pretence of 30.000 FanneraandThrenherincnof lh(
Wcit. CotnmltMt Hepdrl matkd h tt, Xni Vlt-tura
aold lait rear.
lUuiBarowx Aoatov-L-ri'saLliiT'LiviNTMr'n Co..
Stitt uhtrt vmi tn'c atetrllumti,!,
WELL AUGERS,
ROCK DRILLS
And Him Hi',.l',MArHi.NKiiV in tin
I SWlltl.lil.i-
DO HIN'J and DRILLIMQ WELLS b,
. ..hi. vr wiim rtwi' I
Book Fr. .ddreu
' LOOMIS & NVMAN. TIFFIN, OHIO..
GjtNTU-Jtim lwoaiadtirla,
uouaomoiomo. AraoAt
lonrvoaed prtwtratloo and
aluoa aim out immedtata
wm not prmanntlr abated.
Dortnai.
uur .u.vi.Toruiuiuiueiuaiaiimoaurinillor lllno.
. . .. . .. -r. - ......
a Iroci iitfiiernl debllltr to auch nn axtent that mr labor iraaezoA
op or omonlb did not. iilvoma inueli relief, but on the contrary, aa
lalnklnscUllla. Atthlatlnik IbeeuntLouMofrour liiON'l'ovia f -n
and wondarfut rAtnltft. Th.nlil unnrn inmul ..J 1 .
I .H.n.ul tlin. iMrilA.Arik. '1 I Ul A I ..
ua Tizor oi uoair, aaaoornaalioa claarneaaof tnouBlitnevorlwrore oinni. I (tho Toalotanioot doi
"-ww Hw.wuM ..ii.iim.tnMi.1
Thai Iron Tenia a
vrtuniHaii oVo.l
Itmxlan of Iran, JVrtl-1
I viait Hmrlt. and Mo, I
I
iM"....ww, iiN.urifliru
arllii Ihm Vaelablm
Artnatiem. Itmemem
rory inirjiiie where!
itm xaifiia iaHenMiani.r
iAIIMCTUIlt TBI OK. HARTHt MEOIOINE
A TOUGIIJIORSE STORY.
TlioClnclnimll Enquirer lately published
tho following horMi litury, which wo give
just ns it nppKiivit: "A curious Instance
of sagacity In the horse oecnrrcil recently
in i!u'ttlaIilcior.Mr.A.ToiiKliman,slliintcd
on North Klin uln i t. Jlr.'J'.hos for a long
time In tn n tho luMt of lining 8t.Jac-oi
DM, tho (liriit Oiiin.i.t lluiii'dy,in Ids cx
tomivo ntalilis. .iiionj; .Mr. TM many
horses isa$;rcat,povi i fill Canadian draught
ho;y Tills nuliiial iu coili-jo of tliuu got
so that that hu kumv tho St. .I.icoih Oil
botllu very well ;so well, In flu-t,tIutoiicdny
recently ou .Mr. T.'a return from business,
upon entering tho stables hu e.iiiht him
licking iho boru nhotihlcr of iih.-.itt which
stood beside him; tho niiiiii.il.glvliigau ivj
K1 v-
suruy to his Hiking wotk,turncd his head
and (-might up with his teeth fhmi thebox
used ns it rct-eptablo a bottlo of Sr. ,1 Aeons
On- He threw tliu bottlo on the lloor
with violence enough to break It, and then
deliberately licked up tho Sr. JauoimOIL
and applied it to tho cut. Headers, we have
wen the laws of association belled by beings
with len stensc than Toiighmnn's horse.
The word ha jussed among us, and when
we hoc man who won't try tho Oil, wo
nay, 'Hu is wore is than Totighiuan's lion.'"
To many this may nppc.nrns a very "tough "
story; nnd were then: not proofs inuumcr
iililc of tho cfllcacy of the Great German
lccmcdy they would bo Justlllcd In w
designating it. Tho testimony, however, Is
plentiful and pointed, mid Is lrom people
wlioao long experience In matters apper
taining to horscllcfth entitles thclrephuons
to piol'ounil ciinslilcrntloii ninl resiiect.
MUSTANG
Survival of the Fittest.
lA FJLHILT KEOICIXR TIUT HAS II LEI
HILLIOXS DtniQ 35 TClttSi
I A roil BVERY XVOVKV OF
WAN AND UE.VSTI
THE0I.DESTABE8TUJ11KENT
Kxn iur is .unuav
BAIE3 lAEGEIlTIIAir EVEE.
Tlio MciTlcnn Mngt.-inir T.lnlmrnt linal
I been known lor mora than thlrty-llvcl
ivivirs nn inn iio&i. oi un J.inuw-niH, iori
Inmn ami uuaau jis tiucn iniiny arcg
lars'r Jinn ever. It oni-ow when nlll
olhcnrnll.iind tienclmfea fililn. tdnilnnl
land iniiaefo, to tho very bono, bold!
I r:ryr,i:i;ro.
m ajH Mjnm dn attnJinjcl
mh vw.iinuM in i ! irv -v.moijru
uawioi -lanwo ioon-wounounj(uoi
WIIV1UIM4J.II I. .iiu.ywi
it.a tii(ii.waji (.uu jnpwiTi un .10 1 u
tnsni inoinm oi iiineii
l.mei in nauvl u pun ..j.toll P"
Btsntx K'arTin.. e-nlopvinjoaoo-iji'.it
p u tIim out nii -uinjjtoa uo-iiiTup
I2rjp '..uioti tl J311!lI dou 'JMmenjiji
O dOM rioim"ll ojnpi:onitiri'j.'iir
apu.j.i 'iioJ-i'n 'ou I ",'l"l J"""'-5
lu mu Lr o.fivjujoji vJoqni"00SS
trajptiMf P i.iii""HreilJr.oXP.iivnif
-mo v v .nsnl'ainvj3Bpa jc pvjp:n
eoX it iin u ainoXn)unii"1.'ie(t vin
1111 "ion tl n9nitra Jaomofip oii irtj
auiu)duX. jo U)unJ JnoXt(MJJiiniiei
.oiunnouii'oimn,Vl,'1"rl,ul?.M'''iloorl
liren.ujiisiMMmni ouioiMrMo.V na wiiii.
M mi j.i ua.-jo jtjtmnn J0iiMOiotijoIj
.liwm.l.uji etr.cjio.iuii;oiaoi oeoquol
qiJv) BMW10 9""V
40Ai i9UJricl pooiaijioaa ttttmvoina
'ijoiin j.Vi n Jt niMojtl8iiwanni,oai
PAYNE'S AUTOMATIC ENGINES.
himiiic Aititi;sri:it.
Itellnlilf. iliintliloiitit! eronomleiil, irlt1
'h n A'e it'ttrirtriltt 1 esa mel tihit uitei'th-ii unu
tt,ftirl.rbnflt, nut Hired with an automatic ent.ofl.
nn ioriHUiraieai;atni'fi;uR "ir. a - ror luionnation
n..iU-.. II, H.VAYMiAMllNH,
Cornlnn. U. Y.
One Dollar
ti ttlfUal 44 MmI-mU1) rat4 ntur, pr.t4
Ylvt IVmI r-r Tt aa ftka Wma M a,im
aXKa la UaiiZdlltAkM. liiUn rjLUm
yvtursa, Maala mm, Avim
Ut DftllairaTcar. InifftM ma a
n.OOO rro ! I Vnnlel for Ilfe of
GARFIELD
It cuntntnn flm full lifjtnrt'nf lilt rmfiln mitl ittfntrut
lift1 and danfanltf amditliMttua. Mllilo. of iK-opl
arc wultlim for IhU lioolc. The tifti flmrr of tou i
Ufi to iiikt iiiom-y, Ik wan of Vntrljcm f"lml
tailono. TM a la t li orly utli"n(li) and tuu ill-lira
led life of niir martyred Pre.lileut. fend mr clrcu
lura atnl evtia terinn to Airenti.
Artdnn Naiionhi. rciauiiiMi Co., Clileaim, 111.
W, W.r. t Wlmr,Tig.llr ft
ir tiny tiunixa r jiwhiiYisMf
;.' 'e kiii joh jnir the AilnitUoi nt'Hl (
'iff ti7l
I Vi l f a i neil a tt it re eaa
lllllrle-f bit flfltiaeilal
Jenl vrofrmHian. torA
I flyaiieiitln, UrtxmUf
ieuuiii;,eeiHfljeni.F
Iriisea, l dill or UMltl
ill). Xervouit SWotrm
Kan, mill wnvafav.I
eciierroiiiclera,i
una trim itoulila tbawiMi. With tha tranoul'
, ,u UM,V, i ... v I. luioHi. i iiH.B uuur
u.i - . , Aitu. t'utiori.-nrinan ijnuren. ti
CO., Kg. 3U KSIIH MAIN ITHIT.li 1