The County paper., November 11, 1881, Image 3

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OniEIt fSUOWl) THINK SO TOO.
Harper's Msirsitn.
There's Just one thin; a man can have
In all this world of woe and strife,
That makes tlic business not too bad,
A&d tbat one thing's an easy wife.
Dost fsncy tbat I love my girl
For rosy checks or raven halrt
Ebe holds my heart because she laughs
Because she laughs and doesn't care.
1 put my boots nst where It suits,
And And them where I put them, too;
That Is a thing, you must allow,
A chap can very seldom do.
I leave my papers on my desk;
She never dusts them In a heap,
Or takes to light the kitchen stove
The very one I want to keep.
On winter nights my cory dame
Will warm her toes before the fire;
Bhc never scolds about tho lamp,
Or wants tho wick a trifle higher.
On Sundays she Is not so line
But wlmt'licr ruffles I can hug;
I light my plic Just whero I please,
And spill the nshes on the rug.
The bed Is never flllod with "shams"
A thing some women vilely plan
To worry servants half to death,
And spoil the temper of n man.
She lets mc sleep to any hour,
Nor raises any liorld din
If It Just happens now and then
To be quite late when I come In.
I tell you, Jack, If you would wed,
Just get a girl who lets things run;
Bhe'll keep her temper like a lamb,
And help you on to lots of fun.
Don't look for money, stylo or show,
Or blushing beauty, ripe and rare;
Just take the one who laughs at fate
Who laughs and shows she doesn't care.
You think, perhaps, our household ways
Aro Just, perchance, a little mixed;
Oh, when they get too liorld bad,
Wo stir about and get things fixed.
What compensation has n man
Who earns his bread by sweat of brow,
If home Is uiadcn battle-ground,
And life one long, eternal row t
THE FIFTY DOLLAR BILL.
From Saturday Sight.
Mrs. Doun stit nlono In her llttlo
kitclion. Shu never used her parlor.
Thero was tho oxtravngnnco of tin extra
flro to'bo considered tho fact that tho
jest rag carpot, woven by hor own skill
ful hands must not bo worn out too
recklessly, tho dread posslblllty'of suu
ihino fading out those chair covers.
Sirs. Doan was an economist. Sho bo
ovod in making everything last as
.ong a3 it possibly could. And so sho
made tho kitchen hor hcadquartors.and
sat tlioro knitting, with hor foot com
fortably balancod on tho stovo hearth,
tho saucepan of apples bubbling away
at tho back, and tho sound of hor hus
band's axo ringing from tho back shed
ho cut nntl split tho kindling wood,
piled up thero in well seasoned logs.
Sho was a llttlo wrlnklod faco woman
of fifty, with stiff ribbon bows in hor
cap, hair that seemed driod up instead
of silvered, and keen bluo oyos that
twinkled as if thoy had dlsoovorcd tho
sccrotof porpotual motion. To save
monoy was hor chief end and aim in
life. Tho vory m ittens sho was knitting
woro to bo sold at tho villago storo in
oxchango for tea, sugar, splcos, and all
nocossary groceries. "A penny saved
is as good as a penny oarnod," was tho
goldon iulo by which sho shapod her
life
'I'm glad I took that monoy out of
tho savings bank yestorday," said Mrs.
Dean to herself us tho bright needles
clicked mcrlly away, 'Teoplo say it
Isn't quito safe And ono can't bo too
careful. But thon, again, thcro's tho
danger of burglars though to bo sure,
no burglar," sho added, with a compla
cont inward ohucklo, "would over think
of looking in tho folds of tho old Clink
erville Clarion nowspapor in tho wall
pocket on tho wall. It's tho buroau
drawors, and tho trunks, and tho locked
up chosta that thoy aim for. A fifty
dollar billl a oloan, crisp, now fifty-dollar
bill I And all savings too, out of tho
houso monoy.''
Just then thoro sounded a knock at
tho door, and in caino old Dr. Bridg
man, rubiound with the touch of tho
March wind, and mulled up in tho furs
of the wild animals which, from tlmo
to timS ho himsolf h&i shot.
'Good day, Mrs. Doan, goed day!"
saul ho, "No, thank you; 1 can't sit
down. I'm a deal too busy for that.
But I hoard yesterday that you took fifty
dollars out of tho savings bank?"
"Yes," said Mrs. Doan, hor faco in
voluntarily hardening, "I did!"
"Wo aro taking up a subscription to
to cot llttlo lamo DIokBodloy a cart and
donkey, so that ho can go arouud ped
dling tinware," said tho doctor. "It's
pretty hard for any ono afllictod as ho
Is to got along, and if you can help us
little
"But I can't," intorposod Mrs. Doan
breathlessly. "Tho monoy was an to
vestment. I don't proposo to lut it up
into little bite."
"It's a doed of oharlty, Mrs. Doan,"
said tho good man, "to holp lamo Dick
Bodley."
"I daro fwy," said Mrs. Doan, a littlo
Irritably. ABut I nover protended to bo
a cliarltalfo character.!,'
The tMMootor. v'.yJ away, and tho
wrfmm&SW Hurst, a rosy
girl of eighteen, f
"Excuso mo for interrupting you
Mrs. Dcon," said sho, "but Larry John'
son was at tho batik yesterday, and ho
tolls mo tlmtyou drow out your monoy!"
a v w - - a I "
Was all creation thoro?" JJiouglporous, novor fear. I'm awfully sorry
Mrs. Doan.
But sho said nothing.-oHly knit away
until her needles scorned to glauoo and
glitter like points of flro.
"I nm trying to Rot a boarding place
at Mrs. Swipes','' addod Helen, color
lug, "so as to be near tho district
school, whoro I ora to toach thissptlng.
But Mrs. Swipes roqulros payment in
advaneo by tho month, andunfo.tuna'to-
wo have used up all our slender
means in yroviding an outllt. A
eacher, you know, mutt bo dressed de
ccntly to command tho respect of hor
pupils. But if you would kindly lend
mo ton dollars "
"I nover lend," said Mrs. Doan, curt
ly. "I will bo suro to pay it up whon I
recoivo my first quarter's salary," plead
ed Holon. "And I don't know of any
ono olso to go to."
"It's altogether against my princi
ples," said Mrs. Dean, with hor faco as
hard as if it had boon carvod out of
hickory.
Holon Hurst crept out,fcollng humili
ated and disappointed beyond all ex
pression. Mrs. Dean ehucklod at hor own
shrowdnoss; but sho hardly had tlmo to
stir up tho npplos in tho saucepan, bo
foro Airs. Graham urtorcd with a littlo
leather covorod memorandum book
and pencil.
"I am looking for charitablo people,
Mrs. Dean," said tho Squiro's wife,
with a laugh.
"Then you'vo como to tho wrong
place," said Mrs. Dean, frigidly.
"Poor Tatrlck O'llara was killed yes
terday, iu tho machinery of tho rolling
mill," said Mrs. Graham, ignoring hor
neighbor's response "Ho has loft a
wife and eight children, totally desti
tute." "And whoso fault is that?" said Mrs.
Dean.
"Will you not contrlbuto something
townrd relieving their destitute condi
tion?" urged Mrs. Graham, oponing tho
book and holding tho pencil ready for
uso.
"Certainly not," said Mrs. Jean.
"I've no monoy to spare."
"But I was told "
"0, yos about tho monoy that was
drawn out of tho savings-bonkl" said
Mrs. Dean. "But I Intend to keep that
monoy for myself, Mrs. Graham."
"Ho that givoth to tho poor Icndoth
to tho Lord," softly spoko Mrs. Gra
ham. "Yos yes I know!" said Mrs. Dean.
"But nobody intorprota tho Blblo liter
ally, nowadays."
Mrs. Graham took hor doparturo, ac
knowledging within horsclf that her er
rand was a failure, and Mrs. Dean, left
to herself at last, indulged in n nap,
with tho knittlng-werk in hor lap a
nap whoicln sho dreamed that tho fifty
dollar bill had takon to itself legs and
was running away from a crowd of pur
suers, herself among tho number.
When sho waked up, roused by tho
noiso of coal being poured u,Jon tlto
stove, a candlo was burning and Mr.
Dean was laughing at hor.
Why, Botsy," said ho, "I thought
you never woro going to wako again.
Hero you sat, with tho liro dond out,
and I'vo had to kindlo it up again."
Bless mo!" said Mrs. Dean. "I
must have been asleop quito a whllo.
But" as sho started up sho saw that
tho old wall-pocket opposito was empty
"whoro is that old numbor of tho
Clinkervillc Clarion!"
"It was last week's papor," said
Mr. Dean, calmly. "Wo had botli of
us read it, so I just took it to kindlo tho
liro "
"You burned it up?"
"Yes," said Mr. Dean; "I burnod It
up. wny stiouiun't if"
For half an hour Mrs. Dean sat silent
and novor spoko a word. Hor first ut
toranco was:
"It's tho Lord's judgment upon
nio!"
Mrs. Dean was a rosolnto woman,
full of charactur. Sho wont to her
table-drawer, took out a sheet of paper
and wroto to Dr. Bildgman, Inclosing
a dollar toward lamo Dick Bodloy's
cart and horso. Sho sent another dol
lar to Mrs. Graham for tho poor llttlo
O'Haras, and promised to donato a
barrol of russets, a bushel of potatoes
aud somo of hor husband's cast-oft'
clothes to out over for tho children. And
sho sont for Holon Hurst to como and
3C0 hor.
"I can't "lend you ton dollars, my
doar," flald sho, "because I havon't got
it. but I'll tell you what I will do I'll
lot you mako your homo hero as long as
you pleaso. There's a nico sparo room
and its an eighth of a mllo noaror than
Mrs. Swipes to tho district school."
"O, how vory, vory good you aro!"
said Holen, hor oyes swimming with
grateful toars.
"Good!" cried Mrs. Dean. "I'n jttst
beginning to seo what a selfish, greedy
croaturo I'vo been all my lifo. But
you'ro wolcomo, my dear, and you
board shall not cost you a cont." .
Sho oponod tier parlor, shook out Wo
curtains and built a liro in tho nlr-tlfflit
wood-stovo.
"Dean likes tho parlor," saidshN
"becausa it has such nico south win
dows, and I don't soo why ho shouldn't
onjoy it."
Sho baked a fresh patch of gingor- I
1 ..1 1 t Hf-oM
Madge; sho took out a basket of Wok-
m Villi T '
ory nuts for poor llttlo Harry Jonos.-
who was trying to oraok dried up plgvJ
nuts on the stono by tho roadside; shoJ,nstomi of
uwv..r . w...v...
charities. ;
"1 can't bo very liberal," sho widj
"but I am dotormlnod to do what I
can."
"That's rlghtroy doar that's right!"
said her liuS!rd. "Wo shall bo pros'
about burning up your niiy uouar oiu;
but, if it's going to opon your heart
llko this, it's tho best thing that cptiltl
havo happened to us." J
Mrs. Dean was swooping oitho
kltohon. Sho looked arouud 4lt n
srcllo as sho moved tho wldo-leavid ta
ble which always stood under tho wall
pooket, and took down tho pookot It
solf, a rude structure of splints, Hnod
with red eambrlo and tied with cords
and tassols of worstod, to dust it oil'.
"Yes," sho said, "I am afraid I was
getting to bo a littlo miserly, and why,
what's this?"
Mr. Dean stooped and picked up a slip
of crumpled dark groen papor which
had fallen out from tho wall-pocket as
his wife turnod it upsidn down and
tapped hor finger against it to romovo
all posslblo dust.
"It's tho fifty dollar bill!" said he,
with mouth and oyes opening in unison.
"It must havo slipped down from tho
folds of tho nowspapcr and lodgod
horo."
"Tho Lord has sont It back to u?,"
said Mrs. Dean rovovontly; "and Ho
has sent us a lesson, wlso and merciful,
with it."
"Woll," said Mr. Dan, after a mo
ment or two of silence, "(hero's alcsson
in almost everything Ho docs, If wo did
but know it."
And all tho theologians in tho world
could not havo Improved upon tho faith
of this simple, unlctlorcd old fnrmor.
Emblems of Morning.
"I trust that black will not always ro
main tho emblem of mournuig in this
country." said a dealer in mourning
goods who is a scholar as woll as a
merchant. "It is not a suitable, cm
blom cut it implies an absenco of light
and a want of lifo, which wo certainly
do not wish to convoy as our conception
of tho stato of our departed friends.
Mourning is supnoscd to bo tho outward
Vlsiblo sign of Inward grief. Tho notion
f a chango, howovor, would not readily
bo received, for when ;no has to put on
tho habiliments of woe, grief is too
strong to bo overcome by fashion."
"What other colors aro used in
mourning?"
'In Italy women griovo In whlto gar
ments and men In brown. In China
whlto is worn by both sexes. In
Turkey, Syria, Cappadocia, and Ar
menia celestial bluo is tho tint chosen;
in Egypt yellowish brown, tho huo of
tho dead loaf, is deemed proper iu Eth
iopia, whoro men aro black, gray Is tho
omblem of mourning. All of theso col
ors aro symbols. White symbolizes
purity, an attrlbuto of our dead; tl.o
celestial bluo, that place of rest whero
happy souls aro at peace; tho yellow or
dead leaf tells that death is tho end of
all human hope, and that, man falls as
tho autumn leaf, and gray whispurs of
tho earth to which nil roturn. Tho
Lyclans consldor mourning for tho dead
an cll'uminato practice, aud so whon
thoy griovo they put on women's clothes
as a symbol of weakness and as a slmmo
to them for n lack of manliness. The
Thraeinns mado a feast whon ono of
their loved ones.dlod. and o vory methud
of joy and delight was employed. This
meant that tho dead had passed from n
stato of misory into ono of nover-ondiug
felicity. Black was introduced as
mourning by tho queen of Charles VIII.
Beforo that tho Fronclt queens woro
whlto morning and woro known as
whlto queens.
a-.sa
A Ilolyoko, Mas exelinngo alludes
to tho euro uf D. O. Ju, d, E;q tj. S.
Supervisor of Postal Card Manufac
tory, who was cured by St. Jacobs Oil
of rheumatism -mil nnuraliila. llridnc'
port (Conn.) Standard.
The Health Bulletin.
Tho National Board of Health bulletin
llves in its last report tho following
dcalh-rnto in every 1,000 Inhabitants:
roncinx cuins.
London l!i 7 Liverpool 2S.D
1'arls "1.7 Amsterdam 'J.'.:)
Havana lO.O llerlln m,:i
St Thomas IW.OCol ijrnc 18.7
Mutamorns II).!) Munich KI.4
ielf.ist l!I.O,MnhiL'C 2&0
Dublin 18.7Alcxutidrlst 17.0
Dundee 1.1 0, Bombay ,'i(J.O
Edinburgh 10.0
AMEH1CAN CITIES.
Portland...
Concord....
Boston
Cambridge.
Nantucket. .
3-1.0,Clnclnnatl 21.2
18.5 Cleveland 83.3
28.2Davton 14,8
SO.OjludlaiiapolIs 20.8
Do.iiiiiiciitnoiiil, Ilia 12.11
ti 'ir...,0ni.. ,., n
Ilolyoko 85.8
Providence 18.4
k.t,t.of iu. ........ Ill U
Chicago 27.3
New Haven 10.0
New York Kl.0
Ilrooklyn 27.8
t-eoria lu.l
Aurora 20.t
Jacksonville 9.5
Buffalo 41.4
Elgin 41.0
Mollne 40 7
Newark 2V(
Philadelphia 24.0
Pittsburg 28.B
Erie....? 23 0
Richmond, Va ....42.5
Wilmington, N, O..S0.0
Atlanta 33 4
UocK Islanl 8.5
Lake 43.8
Qutncy 13.0
Mllwaukco 27.4
St. Paul 83.5
Minneapolis 83.2
East Saginaw 13.7
Uat 0.3
Port Huron 89.5
Keokuk 4.3
Savannah AO
Jacksonvllls 20 0
Mohlle 41.0
Natchez 51.0
New Orleans 33.6,
RrWeston 23.1
Nashville 23.8
Memphis SMI
Louisville 24.5
St. Louis 31.4
Umaua 22.2
Salt Lake City 50.3
San Francisco 13.1
Mr. Goorgo Drako, 48 Oak street, In
dianapolis, Ind., suffered torribly with
'wotir' rheumatism. Ho used St Ja
cobs Oil and was ontlroly curod. Af. 1".
Sjirlt of the Times.
Where Women are Employed.
In Bantam, an East Indian tributary
of Holland, tho relation of tho sexes is
peculiar. Tho government of that
provlnco is almost entirely in tho hand
of women, tho sovoreign only being a
man. Tho council Is composed of thtoo
women, all tko Stato authorities, court
functionaries, military commanders and
soldiers without exception aro womon,
tho men bolng dovolod to agriculture.
Tho King's body-guard is composed of
tho fomalo ellto. Amazons riding In
tho maseullno stylo, wearing steel points
Thoy carry muskots,
which thoy dlsohargo at full gallop, and
swing tholr lanocs gracefully. If tho
King dlos childless, a hundtod of tho
Ama.ous assomhlo and ehooso ono of
tholr own sons tp bo nominated sover
eign of tlto realm.
tlMelcMH iiitd Hurtful KflUllvIllVN.
Thero Is a certain elans of roTcdlen for con
stipation ahsolutely useless. Those aro boluses
nnu Jiotlona mado In great part of iodnpliyl
lyn, aloes, rhubarb, gambogo mid other worth
less Ingredients. Tho danmsjo thoy do to the
s'-omaelia of thoso who uso Ilium Is Incalcula
ble, They evacuate the bowels, It Is true, hut
nlwaya do so violently and profusely, and bo.
aides, gilpo tho bowels. Tliclreirect Is to weaken
both tliciu and the stomach. Hotter far to use
the agreeable and salutary aperient, Hoetctter's
Stomach Hitters, the laxative clfect cf which Is
liaver preceded by pain, or accompanied by a
eonvulslve, violent action of the bowels. Oh
thu contrary, It Invigorates those organs, the
stomach and the entire system. As a means of
cwlng and preventing malarial fevers, no
medicine can compare with It, and It remedies
nervous debility, rheumatism, kidney and blad
er Inactivity, ana other Inorganic aliments.
A Servian Inn.
At tho inns of Scrvia tho host sits at
tho tablo and takes care that tho guests
has ovorythlng promptly, and of tho
bestth o house can afford. Ho scolds
tho waltor and often swears at him In
gurgling Slavo oaths, If things aro not
satisfactorily managed. Ho brings a
llvo coal in tho tongs if tho guest U kes
out a cigar (matches aro unknown),
finds out all about his cucst (if ho can),
and listens with interest and childish
simplicity to everything told to him
about tho groat outer world. A travel
er onco happened to bo out of cigars
and took to smoking cigarettes. As n
rulo ho rolled a cigarette slowly and
badly. As usual tho host stood respect
fully by with a coal; ho blew it mos
religiously to keep it alive, until tho
strangor felt compelled o think of his
family (a wifo and children Innumera
ble) and what would becomo of tliom
in caso ho burst a blood vessel. Ills
neck swelled and got dark red, tho
tears ran down his checks, nnd tho
veins stood out on his forehead; ho had
his back humped up, nnd his hair like
a blacking brush. Tho tobacco was
dry nnd dusty, and what could tho visi
tor do? It would bo disappointing to
toll tho landlord ho did not want it; ho
could not moko tho cigarette, so ho
rolled up paper and smoked It. Poor
follow, t''0 landlord staggered back to
tho fireplace and could barely find
breath to bid tho stranger "Kes Boguni"
(God bo with you).
"If you graop a rattlesnake firmly
round tho neck ho cannot hurt you,"
mys a western paper. Keeping about a
milo ahead of tho snako Is also a good
scheme.
Young and middlo aged men sull'or
ihg from nervous dohllity, prematura
old age, loss of memory, and kindred
symptoms, slituld send three stamps
flir l'att VII of pamphlets issued by
World's Dispensary Medical Associa
tion, Buffalo. N. Y.
"What aro your politics?" tho chap
lain of a pcnltentinry asked of an Intelligent-looking
conv'ot. "I havo not
como out for anybody yet," replied tho
convict, gazing placidly through tho
iron bar?.
Tlio lsi'iul (.'annul bo ItiiiNcil,
nor if jour luns aro badly wasted
away can vou bo mired by thu uso of
Dr. 'Piercers "Golden Medical Discov
ery." It is, however, unequalcd ns a
onlo, aliorat vo, and nutritive, and
readily cures tho most obstinate cases
of bronchitis, cougns, coins, ami incipi
ent consumption, far surpassing in clll
caoycod liver oil. Send two 'tamps
for'Dr. Pierce's pamphlet on Conump
tion and Kindred Affeutlous. Address
World's Dispensary Medical Associa
tion, Bullalo, N. Y.
A reporter for a city paper in giving
an account of tho burning of an ice
house, says that "tho power of tho rag
ing llaraes was irresistible, and soon re
duced twonty-flvo thonsand pounds of
leo to nshes." '
I's :.u,i i . i : com ii . x l .vrs.
Dr. K. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.:
Dear Sir I write to toll you what your
"Favorito Prescription" lins done for
me. I had been a great sufferer from
female complaints, especially "drag
ging down," for over six years, dining
much of tho timo un.iblo to work. I
paid out hundreds of dollars without
any bonoflt till I took tlireo bottles f
tho "Favorito Proscription," and 1 nev
er had anything to do mo so much good
In my life. I ttdviso overv sick htdy to
tako it. Mrs. KMILY lltlODKS, Mc
Bridos, Michigan.
Somo pcoplu aro so very auxlous lost
men should bo spoiled by tho possession
of loo much niouoj', that thoy s'.rivo to
get it all themselves. This kind of phi
lauthrophy is not uncommon.
Uiuuoj-tVoi-t
Is a dry, vegetable compound of wonderful ef
ficacy In uirdlscases of the liver and kidneys.
I Is prepared In both dry and liquid form, und
cau always be relied on an an effective cathartic
aud diuretic. Try It. 7 ribtme.
Tho young woman who had many
suitors, nnd from tho timo she was six
teen until sho was twenty-ono rojoetod
thorn all, referred in hor later lifo to
that porlod as hor "docllnlng years."
YOU CAiVr iiii (IKi)
To be without Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver
cure.
An tcsthotlo writer speaks of a fair
young girl "vanishing liko tho dew be
fore tho morning sun." This is shock
ingly vulgar. In plain langugo It moans
sho dried up.
No preparation ever ilisvvrua except Carbo
llno, n deodorized extract of petroleum, will
really produce new hair on bald heads, it wilt
be a happy day when tho great army of bald
heads fully understand this.
A learned writer asserts that "Hoavon
keeps our lights burning while asloep."
Well, it does look that way whon tho
figures on a gas bill stares tho avorago
citizen in tho faco.
How many persons get up In tho morning
without an apctite, having a bitter tasto ta the
mouth, and feeling weak and debilitated. All
these need Carter's Liver Bitters.
Tho International Medical Congress
would not admit tho lady doctors.
Tho ladlos looked so killing tho malo
physicians woro naturally joalous of
them.
Thousands of ladies to-day cherish grateful
rcmeinbrauces of the help derived from Lydla
E. Plnkham'a Vegetable Compound. It posl
lively cures all female complaints. Send to
Airs. Lydla E. Plnkham, 333 Western Avenue,
Lynu, Mass., for pamphlets.
Even tho wisest is somotlmos a fool,
For example, tho philosopher who woro
his spectaolos when asleep that ho might
rocognizo tho friends hu might sco in
ids droams.
Are you aware that a shnplo cough often ter
minate In consumption! Why not bo wle In
time, und ua Allen's Lung Balsam, which
will stop tho dtecuo and prevent the fatal con
cequciieoH, Fur ealo by all Medicine l)ealers.
'Fruit oaten at night Js baueful."
This is ono of those axioms provod to
be truo by Adam. His troublo was
caused by eating au apple after
Kvo.
m
Graduates of literary college have an excel
lent preparation for commencing the practical
training at II. B. liryant's Chicago business
Colleg. They all need this training.
diet Out tUtnm.
The close confinement of all factory work,
gives the operative pallid faces, poor appe
tite, languid, miserable feelings, wor blood,
Inactive liver, kidneys and urinary troubles,
and all the physicians and medicine hi the world
cannot help them unless they get out of doors
oruso Hop Hitters, the purest and licst remedy,
especially for such cases, having abundance of
health, sunshine and rosy cheeks In them. They
cost but n trifle. 8ec another column.
VMitUm Ittmrdtr.
Spoaklng of Mr. Forbos'a lecture on
"Kings I Havo Mot," a western nows
papnr says that somo day ho will como
across throo kings nnd a pair of sovens,
and thon ho will learn something about
tho really great rosourcos of this coun
try. , . ...8Ti tyhT's O., Jan. 20, 1S70.
Mrs John O'Donnoll, down for for four or live
years with consumption very worst stage of It
was In ImhI for 12 weeks, and could not get no.
Sho commenced on Plso's Cure for Cnntimp
tlon, and Is now up nnd Improving rapidly, by
utng only four bottles. "lWs Curo" i per
forming wonderful curs, and ;lvlngthf utmost
satisfaction; Ofs Moiivii.ifs.
Tho editor of a Now York paper In
roply lo n Pittsburg odltor, who con
tended Hint "an immenso fortune" was
not likely to give hnppincss offers to
sottlo tho quostion by having it tested
in his own person.
For ltrprplH, tmlt(rtlnn. Di-proxlon of
Spirits andflrnrral Dflilllir. In their vnrloui fonn
nlxifunrr'vcnllvenniln.t Kovrr nnd Apir, snJ oth
or Intermittent Fevers, tlic "trro-lhnnhnrn.
tnl Kllxtror'nllnyii,,,mtehy Canwtll, list,
srd A Co., New York. nd aoM lijr lllrMiiRlt, lithe
tiet msilet nd for pntlents recovering from Fever or
otlicr ilckncM, It tim norniml.
A young lady at an oxi mlnatlon In
grammar was asked "why tho noun
bachelor was singular." Sho replied
Immediately, "Bccausolt Is very singu
lar they don't get married.
-mm ,
IlriMliiK', Iloitclir.
lists, mice, nnt. lite, Termln. monqultoep. Insects.
Ac, clenrcil out liy Homth on !tt," IV-lnneint
a (TRlftn. MIlchilllUrtrettAJiralii. I)c !.'o!nui
An old lady In cast Saginaw refused
tho t'ift of a load of wood from a trco
struck by lightning, through a fear Hint
somo of tho "llulil" might remain in
tho wood and causo disaster lo her
kitchen stove.
When aggravated tiv the InjuMclmi ue of
ointment or lotions, skin discuses aro still eally
overcome with fli.r.NN'r Si i.riii'it Sou-. Sold
by nil l)rui!:lsts.
Hill's llnlrnnd Whisker Dye, lll.ieknrllrown,
60c.
It is impossible for n man to keep up
with tho litotaturo of tho ago. llar
num's monstrosity with two heads nnd
four oyes might do it, but tho ordinary
scholar must imitate tho fen skip n
good deal.
m -
llriitii anil rtv
Weill' Health ltenowcr, ureatest. nrdy oncurlhtor
Impotence, lennness. sexual lUhtli.r. ftc. Ilatdrurf
RUts. Mitchell Itnrlleit ft Ursln. lies Moines.
Count Tracy complained to Footo that
a man had ruined Ids character. "So
much tho better," replied tho wit, "it
was a bad one, anil the sooccr it was
destroyed, tho more to your advan
tage." You feci weak unit languid, no energy, no am
bttion to do anything. Dr. Ilalllday's lllooc.
I'urlUer Is the remedy for you. For sale by al
Western druggists.
Correct your babtta ot crooked walking by
uslne Lvon'A Patent Heel StlrtVnprs.
baiSah
Tkli ntrvtB rtprtiHti tie Lmnii li akcsllkr
ut.)
A Standard Remedy
IK KANT HOMES.
For Gonitis, Colds, Croup, Bronchitis ants!
otber iHectioiM of tba Throat and LUNUhVI staadt
unrlvsltd-ud otttrlj Bujoad compttuioo.
In CONSUMPTIVE CASES
tt approaches so Bear a speoiao that Slaetr- ore" ft
cent, an pcrmsntnu cured where las directions an
itrlctlr compiled with. Then Is no chemical or other
lagredleiu to ham the roue or eU.
As no. Hxpeetortmt t hu no. email
It contain no OplntA In any form!
J. N. HARRIS It CO., Proprietors..
CINCINNATI, O.
FIR SALE IY ALL DRUGGISTS.
MRS. LYDIA E. PINKHAM, OF LYNN, MASS.,
LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8
VEGETABLE COMPOUND.
Is a 1'osltlye Cure
f.rll Ifcao Puliirul )ompUlnl and WuIiihih
oaoiumon toourlienfewKU population
It will cur tntlretjr tli vortt form ot rnile Com.
plaint!, ell oisrlsn trouUei, lutlsiuiuttloi) end Ulcere
Hon, ruling' and Dliplucciutntf, omttlie eoniequent
Spinet Weelineu, and ll particularly sdapled to Hie
Cliengo of Ufe.
It l'lll dliiolT and eipfltumore from the uteruitn
en eail etaireot development. Tlio tendency to can
cel ous Imiuoin tlierole checked Torj rpecdlly t j lie me,
It mnoreifalntinu, llotuloucj, deetrojeiill orating
foretlmulante, and retleTciwealtncie of the etotnacli,
It curee Bloating, Ueadachee, Ncrroiis rrottratlon,
Qeiierol DeUUI, Sloeiilouneu, peprcnilou and Indl
geitlon. Tlmt fMlIng of healing down, rauMng pain, nelght
and liaclaclie, la always wrtnanontlr rilled lylte vie.
It nlll at Dllthnei aud undernll rlrcuuiitamei act la
liarmonr with tlio lane that (totem tlio female tjiLm,
ror tlio cure of Kidney Complaint ot either mi this
Compound Is unsurpaaeed.
I.YIIIA IS. riNKIIAU'B VnOKTAllI.E COM
I'OUNUIe prepared att33 and ta Weitern Atenue,
I.jun.llm. 1'llcotL Blibottlo.ror 5. Benthytnall
In the form of pllla, alio In the form of loiengee, on
receipt of price, 1 per twg for either, ill. 1'lukbaia
freely aniner all lettore of Inquiry, lend for pamrh
let, Addreee a abot. HnMm IM JVpetv
jtofamUy thould b without LTDU X. riNXHiM'
UVXH PILIA Tt7 cur couetlpaUon, hUlenme
ud torpidity of th llrer U cent par am.
j- ueta oy eui arnnm.
A NAPPY lHIGIIT.-DId you tsks
pains to notice the operation of Uolnan'i Pad
upou a peevish, tick, Irritable My, that has
suffered and cried Its life nearly away, and
which nothing has hitherto caused it to thrive
and oe nappy 1 I
It Is very Interesting. The first sign of Im
provement Is seen In the regularity and length
oi me mue one' naps, men comt goon appe
tite, regular bowels, the end of crying and wor
rlmcnt, and, Anally, rosy, dimpled cheeks,
bright eyes, and a tendency to get fat In abort,
a bouncing, happy, beautiful baby.
Aim lucre nas uetn no aoaing, no siranguia
tlou. no destruction of the ttoaiach bv dnirs. 1
Just a natural cure In Nature's way. The titth
er's iicarucne is gone, me poor, urea mother
ci b umiAViic la huuu, tue pwi, uim luuiucr
gets a rest, and baby happy at the day 1 lens
mixes ine wnoie noure nappy.
1'hinciton, N. J,, June 8, 1SSL
Uolmak Pad Co..
(letUwuiil waa taken with the malarial fever
the last of March, 'and suffered very much for
nearly two months. I tried to take quinine In
different forms, but It Had such a severe effect
on me that I could not and did not take
It, but still suffered with the fever, and also
chills occasionally. My case waa pronounced
by an eminent phyaitlan to be a case of malari
al fever. 1 was Induced to try your 1'ad, and I
must sar that I grew better every day after I
applied It, and had no return of the fever or
chills afterwards, I am now, I think, entirely
well; at least I fed as well aa ever. I took no
medicine of any klud after putting on the
1'uil, and 1 attribute my cure entirely to It. I
recommend It to every one afflicted as t was.
8AKAH I.KONAHD.
Ono enn occasionally moot a follow
who Is willing to txecept death before
dishonor, but they nro senrco ns lien'n
wisdom teeth, nnd ccnornlly devotu
their lives to driving lmeks at Nlnsmrn
Fnlls.
-
How lo Hootirc llt'itllli.
It seems strange that anyone will sutler from
derangement brought on by Impure blood, when
fk-ovlll's Barsapnrilla nnd Btllllngta, or IIUkhI
and Mver Syrup will restore perfect health. It
haa proven Itself to be the U-st blood purlfler,
cITcctually curing Scrofula, Syphilitic disorders,
Wcakiu'sa of the Kidneys, Krv.lieliis, Malaria,
all Nervous Disorders nnd flebllltv, HlllliuH
enniiliilnts and all Diseases of tbcllfnod, I.lvcr,
Kidneys, Stoinnch, Skin, etc. A single bottle
will prove to vou Its merits ns n health rcnewer,
for It nets like n charm, especially uhcii thu
complaint Is of an exhniMlve nntiire, having i
temiency to lesM-ii tin' i t .. v . "at lliulirain
and nervous svsteiu.
llAKKIt'S l'AIN PANACEA cures pain In
JIati and Henst. Use rxtenmllv nnd Intornallv
DIt. HOOKU'S VEOKTA1I1.E WOUM SV
UUP Instantly destroys wonns and removes the
Secretions which cntiso them.
"Vou nro not fon I of monoy for !t
sclfP" "Oil! no," said Johnsonliurg;
"I'm fon. I of it for myself."
PILES! PILES I PILES!
A Htiru 4,'tiro 1'oiinil stt I.'.trif. Tlfo
One 1 Siillrr.
A suro cum for tho 1511ml, IMuuding,
Itehinr nntl Ulcorntcd l'ili-s has lieon
discovered by Dr. Williams' (an Indian
remedy,) called Dr. Williams' Indian
Ointment. A single box lm. cured the
worst chronic cases of 25 ami SO yours
standing. No one need sutler llvo min
utes after implying tills wonderful
soothing medicine. For sale by all
imiggisu or million on receipt ot price,
91.00 per box. F. S Hknky & Co ,
l'rops., Cleveland, Ohio.
ITHE ONIV HsSDICINB
IK BlTIIKlt I.UJUin Oil I'UV 1011.11
Thnt Acuni llisaitnir time on
TS3HmiS, TSS80WBZ3,
AMD KiSaxsS.
WMY AFSE VJE 80CK?
Beanut rt allot tttttt gnat organ to
Uco.-M e'.otl"l cr f.tf, ffHif ixisonoui
It'-.vtwflTr- ffor: ftrt:J iito t'.t b'.ood
Vial c?tOulib:t.t"tdna'.uranj.
WILL SURELY CURE
Ikidney diseases,
LIVER COMPLAIIITS,
llII.nn CONSTI PATIO S, tIKIN'AUY
dwsasi. umaij! ivnAKNisi:e,
and Ncn oc i!t-oiii)i:i:s.
Uby canting frtt action of thtn organ) and
ntM'tg thtlr ;wicct to throw cf illuau.
V-Iir anfrer lllllnns ratne and nclieal
f iviit tnmifiitr.rTTltl. I'llrs. Consllimtlont
juhfrlhti'iiid otorillioriloreil Klilncjst
I why endure ncrrous or sick nrauacucii
rKIINnYaWOItTuri(:r;ol In htallh.
t Mini. 11. V.v.fnl.lM V.,M. In tin
Icansonopackaeoot which makes elz quart ol
mdlctno. Also In Uquld Form, "cry Conccn.
!ltuca, lor mwiu ....v ...
(Vlt act with eiiiu. eRIclency In cither form.
OST it OK YOlIlt DKUOnlST. raicE, i.os.
WEI.I.8. UICIUIIDSO.N A Co., Trop's,
lrWUleenathedrypoVlald.) BnnLOTOS, TT.
YDIINR MPN If '"" woulil h'nrn TcleRrophy n
UUliU ITICI fourmonthennaiioccrtalnof allt
nation, addrraa Valktink IIro.. .InnpwvlU'. Win.
fnilNR MFN. ivANTKIl IMMKDIATiaYto
. . "."""warnieieKrapninicanuisKefiiarKe
ui oiiicrHiit'iiqiiniinru. wood auuiiiioni guaran
li'fil, Wtttrrn Tel. (uK. Sfil.i In. Mn,
CHICAGO SCALE COMPANY.
131 South Jtfltrton Strttt, Oilman, .
J-Ton Walton Scales, tali 4-Ton MO t The
.5
M rtrllTO hTllEntilKs. cAKVAss.
i-uiie iich-civi. a. weiiq rnr rrico l.ui.
bl'llKtl Mils.
firl I f."3 aim fAiu .mi.n, h'u
nUIM I Si
WmYO'
rour adilrcaeeaiiulclctoSlanU'
'faotnrere. .tM "Univ.. V. V.
I7 A TPTTPC! ouKrr. Atme.
I AnierlaaWaUKOe.ntlatercti,ra.
fTTTffC fiJTOln. Oualufue fie. AUraee,
3f J tj Still W.l. Oon Wwti.niuUirtt.ra
THE OLDtST MEDICINE in the WORLD
IM l'ltOllAHI.Y
Dr.Isaac Tbompsou's G clelirateil Eye Water.
Thta aitlcli- 1m u cnri-futly prtparnl iiti)ecIanHpu.
ecrlptlon nnilhue hi'cn In cunetftiit ni'i- for m-iiriv t
century, iiiuliiutuliliiimiilliii! tin-ninny other pri'-n-rations
tlmt Imvf hi'tn tntimlumt Into tin- niarki t,
ttiobiiluof t h tit n 1 1 ft lo liconMnntlylncmmlnir- Iftlii
dlrecilone uin tolkmiMl II will iiei-r lull, Wi par
ticularly IiiIi,'ii nil wu lini of pliiihliiiia toltauii'r'
it. .lOllN.I.. IIIOAll'SuS, bltNH C
Tro.v. N. V.
o.ooo AkciiIh Wnntcil for I.I re or
GARFIELD
It contains the full hlitory of hie noble and eventful
lifo and dattardly examination, gurglcal treatment,
death, funeral obactiutci, etc. Tho K-at chance of your
life to make money, llcwiueof 'catchpfnny"tmita
llone. Till, lathe onlyaiithiutlcand fully llluitrated
life of oar Martyred President, r Ine steel portrait!.
Kitra term to Afti'un. Circulars free.
Airuri'r. v .TioMAi. I'rnr.iBiitNfl t o., ciiicago, in.
One Dollar
TkbtSJIr7 .Fr ta th Wt 4S eolumm
eUnul and eiellTtJeya41ai matter, prlnied
om Larg. plain tfp. laaoed Walr, and mailed to
aoy addra la tb Uall
Oil Dolur Yiear.
illaraYear. Betty eabeerlow tU a
uaiiea iuin, poau; paic. '01
CHlOAilU jLKItUkK, Jklar,
IIL
F R AZ E R
AXLE GREASE.
llest In the World. Get the cenulne, K
eiry lineiiugo Hurt mir -i ruiii.-.iiiirh unit In
miirluol Knimra. Will I) HVIt U V V 1 1 W H t-.
denaome to ine. A vocation of a month did not si to
ftodTtoorof bodr hoe come alio a clearnenuf thought
it. n
The Iron Tottie ta
vwtxtratian of iVo
toxitle of Iran, iyrti
mi
M
phatott fnl
iriA tho Iritrtablm
Aromatic. Jtimtrtra
Wmpery murpooo ter
lAlalMTHI I? TMI OR. HArlTHR MKOICIw AO.. . IU MI
Mowm m iinrrwwHryi
WEITHER OR NOT.
Woadmlrotho phlloorhy of tho unfonunata
man, who, when cvcrylhliig hail been swept
away, unlit, "Well, thcro'll ho weather anil taxes!
left, at any rate." Alasl weather Is tho " yellow
dog;" of all suhjects; everyono thlnVs It his
ricclal right to try to better tho weather, anil
hurls his anathemas aealnst "Old Probabilities,"
and all who endeavor In assist him In regulating
tho weather. The following communication I
from rrof, Tico, of SI. Louis, Mo., the renowned
mctcoroloirlst and weather prophel of the West.
Itiloo not dlscus the weather but something
surely of mora Importance to those who sutler
with that painful malady he (peaks of! "Tho
day after concluding my lectures at Burlington,
Iowa, on the Slstof Deccmlier lnt, 1 va si'lrcd
ultlinsniMcnnttackof netiralpln In the chitt,
(living tnecxerurlatlng imIii ami nlmrvitiiroi'nt.
Inghrenthlng. My ptilsi-, tiMinlVy HI, fell to V5;
Inlcmetuui.eaof tho atmniieh Miecceitotl. ami a
cold, dummy snent eni rril my en'lri UmIj.
Thcaltendliigtihyslrliiii inulil ilo lintlilng In It
llcvo mo. After atiuVrltig for three hiMH, 1
thousht-asl lmiltieen mine St JauhwOu I(1i
food ellect for rheumnlli! pulhs I tnulil ti it.
siituratoit ii pleeu nf llnniu l, hiree enough to
cover my ehi't. llh the (HI, mid npilUiHt. 'I ho
relief a almost In-iiiuliuiwiu-.. In r.no hour I
as entirely In-e rioni palu, nnd w 1.1 lma
taken tho tr.iln infill mi aiiinilnttni'iit t . (uluht
Innnolghbnrlliif tnwn luul my frien.M tint ills
niailoilmo. Aai'n It ikthenl,ht r i. finny
Imtne, In HI, Louie, und havo lint b-.e'i r.iuhUil
slnco.
hop bitters:
(A .llrdieiae, not u IlrlnU.)
CONTAIN
HOI'S, HITIIir, .HANDIIAKt",
DAMllll.IO.N,
Ami Till. I'l lll:sr ami llrs r MriurAi.QUAI.l-
TIKSOr Al.t. OTIIKII III1TKIIS.
All lHTA-fH()f tli Pto'i irlit Itoffrl. lllooj.
I. nor, liitinrw.ni.ii i iiiiHry'irpunii, rtr
Fftimlo Complitluti.
SIOOO IN COLD.
Will he p.ild for n cafe they will tint enre or
Help, or i or an) mini; impure or injurious
fouinl In tin in.
Akyour ilrucclit fur llnp lllttrra ami try
thrill licfotv )uii dorp. Tn he no utlier.
1) I (' li an nliimlulennillrrrflMllilrritr" for
Uiuiikcuiicie, use uf npluin,tulutroaiid
nurcotlct.
Pbnii ron Cmcri.R.
Lay the Axo
to the Roa-
if yoa wonM destroy She
kori ng worm. For aaextev
uul poiii, sore, wound or lain
ocss of mini or beast use on!,
MEXICAN ilUSTANO LtN '
BiHNT. It nciictmts all mir.
do uml flesli to tho vory boo
expelling nil inflnmiwiUoi
soreness nntl pnln, nnd lieall:i
tho dUcnsctl prt ns no otJic
Llnlini'iit over did or can.
salt It t'iQ experience of
gononidons of sutTeron), &
so will you say when yos I
tried tlio JIustauK.1
Vt iiifiintod! Only
CM I i Y S () pfl m it al.nri-.
s- -T A Sure :ir-.
orntry TT i
U R El No Cure, No Pay.
Itypurdranrlit won't order lw lend aiJeei
4 botlles, chargesipKpald
NOKMAM MEDICINE CO., I'rvvt.,
Dee Bfolne, low.
rFosBAUBTi O.n. Ward A Co.. Mitchell. Dlt
lettACraln. DesMolnest Fuller A Fuller, CbJcest,
"DRAW-CUT"
MTlpPPEBS.
These Celtbratttt OhoptHYi, now In
uce In alt parts of the world, are the
onlvptrfcct Vliopptt t Jor Uutchrrt
MURRAY IRON WORKS CO,.
Bend for
Clroul r.
I Manufacturers.
Hole
Itilrllnuton. Ta
m reeU,UiaatUier R VfHSlU
MEDICAL COMMON SENSE M FUIN HOME fflt
ftlid Wouirn. And kit rhrotiic
nimttU, wiib tbrTirinrof
am
infif fort.inty. AtJJ'f't Mnr
stw utility.
r-iy inn i nn viiii isii iMi
NEW RICH BLOOD !
PARSONS' PURGATIVE PILLS 8 &S
IUooU, and will completely change tho blood In tho en
t lrt ivstem In thrro monthi. Any per tun who will take
1 plircach night from I to 19 wt'ekainay borrvtorrd
tosoun health, if auchA ttilnif hunnHHlhlH. Hnldev
erywuere, or icm ny man torn letter ttampa. i. u.
Joiinboh & Co. Uoaton, Maaa, former) Utwurar, Me.
$100 FOR a5.l
IlrKinrvctlDtu1 t'lve
Pollarii, 1 will Mnd trn
liarcn of Mlnliik'Btoclc
mtr valufl Mnn Hundred
dollar. XoliUHlncita pay iiuch produ an silver mining
u voturuuu. dvimi Miaiiin ior nariicuisrs.
id Htatnp for partlculari.
EDWARD chiles,
STOCK llltOKKlt.
N. 3 Wliiilanr Illnck, Denvpr, C'nliiriiilo.
FurDuslnes st tlm Oldcit & Heat
V?X"--r"Conimerclal College. Olrcuiarfree.
vCCCtt& AddriMC.llaYl.uta,IJubuquc, la.
AllKNTK j7w, (,'nrn, Knurwnm IVANTUn
.1. II. KlltlKltTOVftrO KAXSAHCITV. SHI, a
W.N. V. Ha al-laa.,
al Ix 4
nu:s wan so to aih nvtsi u
jKifUHf vf Ion Siitc th ciilvrtisvint ut i
thin tutw
f,fHrorsIaiicf reroni-1
liiiAiidrfl ItM fiseiispiK.I
pal jrora,oi, fort
itu, Xevvoum X'routrtt
lccjircVoiiiI'YtwrffA-o.J
me muc
iucU qj titcut that my atot wuczeedlnftlr boit
much relief but oa the contrary, wna followed by
M)gaathou(H)oour IiiONloNio, fromwbich I tv
iuu uij Davwrai ionx
ava dan twins thm !
Doror Iwioro enJojfd, It the Tonlohasaol done tho
Uh the trtAQtiU pern
j.i-. nATuN.i'npioriJunniiAn iiiufto, tvj, u.
I AMIIIalLl,lWL