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Saja Mr. Drown, Of Slandcrtown, "It may or nay not bo: I only tell Yon know mo well What folks hare told to me. Tbty My that Fife And bis young wlfo Get on quite awful, dear; They Mold anil tight DoUi day and night Cr tbat Is what I hear. And who would think That Smith stould drink The way he doer, good Lord t Oreo thcTay; My dear, I pray You will not take my word. And there's Mrs, Burt, The saucy flirt, She's talked about; I heard Such frightful (binge, It blushes brings To tell them 'pon my word. Oh denr, they say Tho other day TbatltcT. Dr. Dlrd AndMan'Oilm Went arm-in-arm Down Broadway so I heard." Pays Mrs. Jones In chilling tones. "You have quick cars, my dear; Just till them full With cotton wool; You hear too much, I fear." ouh'oijting. Sally Jniio nml I had calculated on having an outing for qulto a considera ble time, but ono thing or othor kept putting It off, and bo It got to bo Juno beforo Sally Juno and I got a chance for our holiday. But ono Monday, as wo woro helping with tho starched things, Sally Jnno said to mo "Jemmy," my namo Is Jomlma, but it is such a solemn namo for common usothat I'm always called Jemmy 'Jemmy, today's wash day, and to morrow Is Ironing day, and Wednesday finishing up, and Thursday baking, and Friday sweeping day, but don't you think wo could got old Mrs. Hubby to como over and scrub a Saturday, and havo our outing then?" So I considered a mlnuto, and said "Well, Sally, I shouldn't wonder." So wo settlod that wo would. And as wo had fifteen dollars wo'd mado out of pot-'ehceso, why, wo felt In dopondont and wouldn't bo obliged to ask any ono for anything, which is a groat comfort to two slnglo young wo men, living with an unclo as closo and careful with his monoy as Unolo Joflrio is. That night I told Aunt Joflrios that Sally and I woro going to tako our out ing on Saturday and go to Now York, and sho lookod solemn, nud said in a loud whisper to nobody In a way sho has that makes you think of ghosts "When I was a gal, young women was keepers at homo and not gadders about." But I just pokod Sally undor tho tablo with my foot not to say anything, and wo both know that, old ns sho was, Aunt Jcfl'rics wont out ton times to my on co. Wo had hired Mrs. Hubby oursolvcs, but wo didn't make any romark. Wo woro to tako our outing Saturday, and to bo up, bright and early, to tako tho stago for tho fivo o'olock train. It is singular how news files. Before Tuosday night ovorybody in tho county soomod to havo found out wo wero going to New York, and folks began to call in with commissions for ns. Mrs. Potter wanted a now muslin and Pamolla-Pottor wanted nino yards of sky-bluo ribbon, and old Mrs. Jako wanted a now crapo voil, and Martha Tack a Japanese umbrolla, and Miss Guild tho minister's sister, sho wanted ton copies of tho "Advlco to Young GolV' for tho U;n best Htmdtiy scholars at vacation, and some lawn for her brother's, cravats. And io thoy kept coming In ono after the othei, und r Ihiuk Emma Priukor was tho last. Sho oily wanted it) to call at hor brothor'i) ollico and get a hat in a box that wus to bo lott thoro for her. Wo mado out a long list of what thoy wanted us to buy, for foar wo'd forgot something, and started ou in thoptngo at half past four Saturday mornlngV. Jt was a iniglity hot day seemed to got, moro'ii moro broiling every hour. Iho stage was bad enough, but when wo got to tho cars wo woro roastod. And naturally Now York wasn't tfool. . ? Tho stroots f tho stores wef air-tight. ' "Dear iu? llko bake ovons, anil 'rtoso as if thoy wero ''," said Saljy Janu to U10,, "if. J for this shoppV' . ... j- ii 1 1 i . pi''w was to H to coulTJ "VS"" 1 , jp croam anu WO .itfi Ii ji-itrchasos to jMi." opon whon wo its halMiast ,tlireo ished ottrlast match- $ro loaded down aud as oven thought of nor our bonnets, 1. . . I.. 1 ..1 iiuouguv unoio jus uniiuvi kerchief, and aunt some calIco aY "Through atlast, Jommj ," said baUy Jano, looking nt mo over tho top of hor pllo of.bnudlcs; "and I'm a(rnld it's too lato to seo any show, or to got our mm lln nnd ribbons. Wo could go ovor and spend U'o rest of tho uftornoon, and tako tea with ocusln Hetoy, thougl ." "Tnat's a good idon," I frald. "It will i-wl; uj and wo Iiavtn't seen cousin llctsy for ft yenr, not since Why, whBt's tho matter, Sally Janol'' i: ... a vy luln't liters ton ouinown in . ?ns, thouuh'wo hu' Ami I stopped Bhort,i for sho was staring at mo ns if sho'd boon struck. "What's tho matter, SallyP" "Wo forgot something," said Sally "Emma Prlnkcr's hat box." "Thank goodness, that wont havo to bo matchod," said I, cross as could br. "It's at hor brother's ofllco, in Maidon Lino." , "Sally, wo'ro up at Twonty-flflh St, it's an hour's Jnurnoy. Pvo a mind to keep on forgottlcK It." "That won't do. Thcro'd bo lll-fcol ing," said Sally So wo carried our bundles Into tho stago that seemed to us to go nearest to Maidon Lano,and off wo wont, Nothing happened to us until wo got to Maiden Lano, and found tho numbor and Etnma Prlnkor's brother. Ho was a crosslsh-looklng man, and when wo mentioned tho box ho said "Emma wanted I should foteh it up for hor but I struck. I ain't nu ex press; If I was I d chargo for it. It isn't hero. I sent tho man over with It to Cudllp and Currior's, thrco doors from tho depot; thought sho could tako it up corsolt wlion sho camo down;" Ho hadn't ajked us to sit down, so wo stood, and now ho walkod off without a word moro, So away wo went up to tho depot, and there, to bo sure, wasCudllp's nud Cur rier's, nnd in wo walkod, and said to a young clerk sitting on a box 'Will you plcaso let us havo tho hat- box that was sent hero by Miss Prlnkor's brothorP" "A what? an ash-boxP" asked tho young clerk. "Hat," said I. "Go and soo if thoro's a hat hero for anybody," sild tho clerk to a llttlo boy. And ho went away, and camo back nnd said thcro wnsn't. But protty soon thoro camo nlong a real prettily spoken nlco young man, nnd after wo'd oxplalncd, ho wont nnd Inquired. And ho camo back and said thcro was v box with Emma Prinker on it. So wo thanked him, and ho went and brought it. It was a great squaro thing, mado of pluewood, with two iron handles and a Lig padlock, and marked with great black lcltora, "Emma Prlnkor." I looked at Sally and sho looked at mo.. "You didn't expect such a largo box, did you, ladlcsP" said tho pollto young gentleman. So I said we didn't, and thanked him. And then wo piled our parcel J on top of It nnd each took a handle and walkod off with it. Wo hadn't had a bit of anything to oat siuco four that morning, nnd wo ran straight to tho restaurant nnd sat down to a tablo. Wo ordorcd soino sandwiches and somo iced tea and somo cream and it was just put on tho tablo beforo us when whang went tho croat boll, and "Last train for Dlllytown!" scroamodtho mau at tho gate. "Can't stop to eat," said I. "Pay for it anyhow, ma'am," said tho waiter. So wo paid aud flow. Wo hardly got on tho train In tlmo ns it was, on account of that pesky hat-box of Emma Prlnkor's, which wo had to send as freight, and being so dead tired, and missing tho stago, wo had to hiro a wagon to tako us homo. Sally paid for us, for though I wanted to I found I'd had my pocket picked, whoro or how I novor could guess. About ton o'clock wo got homo. Everybody had gono to bod, and un olo said it wasn't seemly for girls to stay out to such an hour, when ho let us in, and aunt called downstairs that "when sho was young women thatwero always gadding worou't thought "muoh of;" and wo hunted up a Jlttlo short cake and somo milk, and took it up to out room anu bully cncil, Ultt what I said was what Mr. Priukor said to mo I nln't nu express, if I was I'd olianjo for it." And I mado up my mind what to do next tlmo. But Sally and I don' talk much, and nobody knows what sort of an outing wo had, nnd wo'ro spokoi "f, in the, family and out of it as" very jja' '-ounf women, who woro always going v:'' xork to enjoy ourselves. If w" go ngaiu wo will. . v Tho Pittsburc Sumfav Leader nudiu.H,. lUr. .HUIUII iYUI I, nilVUr IrlVOK. At 1111..! r r .i on..." i l.. . uuiuu u uimijr uuumiuu liurau Willi Cutf i i,.n.. i ...t.i. o..j Jacobs Oil. Apple Buttcii Poudino. Paro af il coro six largo apples; stow them wy a Htt); sugar, having thorn as dry "s ff;uoo, Mnko a baiter of a quart- Uour, sitting with it two nnd a hnli i... I...I., I.. ' l 7l "BBWWBPlnJ, stir In a toaspyouful of corn . , . "u'k,lstnrch, mixed iu a llttlo cold water, lot ""UHT oftL' pvdlfls'hes woll butterod, and bakoi a aulok ovon. Eat with butter and su' gar, or swoot cream. This puddlntjj wlion donn should pulV up vorj'lightn with tho applo ou top, Ai'VI.K MAHMAI.AIH2. Applo JVarj maladp is a simple and oxceUcntMu' orvii, and offers a ohaugo frotl t over-presontcd eldernaw,ral.'i'.., Stowed appliwt'Sili .' I?:Hnanv , ons. lioll about ono Hour; ton nur ires ' ' " : r ........ . . beforo It is dono add threo ounq of ginger root. Tills may bo made o Jmor thltd oulneos and two-tliirds n-'plos. wlion thn frlutrer root and lemons '(ould bo loft out. . m .. I' U,v notual morltthofambiUMib'jtanee, St, Jacobs Oil, has steadily won its way tint 1 1 it Is to-day tho national rcmody for rheumatism. Lawyers, physicians, clergymen all uso lt."-Cmdiinati (Oii'h) Daily Etujuircr. On a Diligence lload to Mexico. In Mrs. Mary Hallock Footo's "1)111 eenco Journoy in Mexico," in Tho Con tury Mngn.tno (recent!) Scribncr) for iMovomncr, occurs tno following: juius inr wo Had mot no vonloles ox. copttho two-wheolcd carts drawn by oxen, wheels without tires, hown out nnd showing tho scparato strokes of tho ax, but many httmblo travolors on foot trotting Into Mexico with baok-loads of market stuff. Fruits nnd vegetables Woro carried in a four-sided hnmpor or cago called a hmcal, mado of osier often it was filled with livo fowls, tho tfJl-feathcra vt tho cook gnyly fluttering through tho brs of tho cage, or w divided into compnrtmonts. with eggs bolow nnd fowls n' vo. Wo mot hugo masses of potti ry ingeniously woven to gcthor with cords of tho agave, nnd towering perilously nbovo tho boarcr's head; rolls of matting, woodon trays bundlos of srgnr-canc, camolc (a kind of sweet-potato), tomatoes wrapped In green leaves. A pair of livo lions never camo amiss, swinging by tlio legs from a discngngod hand, or tied to an avail aVio corner of tho lond. Wholo fami lies woro en route, oven to the baby, rolled in ono end of tho long cotton scarf which tho Indian mother wears over her head, or suspended In its folds nt her back. I do not think a stranger procession could bo mot with on tno hbh-roads of this contnrv. Stendily climbing, tho country grow ing poorer anu wimor, wo pass many llttlo heaps of stonos, supporting tho fatal cross, tho place of a mur.Ior, making a muto appeal to tho trnrolcr to pray for ono cut off In hh sins. Wo enter tho niountn'n passes, dark with pines aud firs, and ascend to tho battle giound of I.as Crucos on tho dlvido which separates tho valley of Mexico from that of Tolura. Wo pass tho mon- umont to Hidalgo, andlnskwlthshaino who was Hidalgo, aud nm nnsworcd no was our Washington tins Is our Bunkor Hill I" It was hero on tho 30th of October, 1810, that Hidalgo with his Indian insurgents, nrmo.l chiefly wit.1; slings, hows, clubs, lancos,andiiacics mot tho t roups f tho Spanish Govern ment, under Colonel Truxlllo, nr.d droyo them back upon tho capital. Tho loss of tho Indians must havo been frightful; in their Ignornnco of tho na ture of artillery, thoy chnrgodTruxlllo's guns and "tried to stop tho mouth of thorn with their straw hats, until hun dreds had perished by tho discharge" After tho battle, a sad train of Indian women wont up on tho mountain to bury tlioir dead, and tho many crossos that woro raisad by tholr hands gavo the spot its namo. lircnt Sunken Lake. Tho Jneksonvillo (Oregon) llecord says: bovoral of our citizens returned ln3t week from tho Groat Sunken Lako, situated in tho Cascado Mountains, about sovcnty-ilvo mllos northoast from Jacksonville. This lako rivals tho fam ous valley of Slnbnd tho Sailor. It is thought to avorago two thousand feet down to tho water all round. Tho depth of tho wntor U unknown, and lis surfaco is smooth and unrullled,n.s It Is so far bolow tho surfaco of tho mountains that tbo air curronts do not affect it. Its length is ostimatod at twelve or fifteen mllos, and its width ton or twelve. Thoro is a mountain in tho contor, hav ing trees upon it. It lies still, silent nnd mystorlous In tho bosom of the ovorlnstlng hills, llko a hugo well scooped out by tho hands of tho giant genii of tho mountains in tho unknown agos gono by, and around it tho tirlruo- vnl forosts watch and ward aro kooping Tho visiting party fired a rillo Into tho water sovoral times at an nuglo of forty- fivo degroos, and vero ablojo noto sev eral scqonds of tlmo-from tho roport of tho, gun until tho ball struok tho water. Suolt scums iucrudlblo, but is vouched (or by our nioU ro.lablo eltizons. Tho lake is certain! a must rouinrkablo cu iosity. - VswIi'mm mill Hurtful .11 : (If elm1. TbiTO In a certain class of rrmedlcs for cun EtlmU'm absolutely umMms. TUet urn bnluicn nuir potions m.vlo m great part, nl nonupiiylliti. al'ht, rhtilurb, punbose and other wtrtbk'iH, t ulli'iits. Tho damage they do to the tuiachs of those who uto them is Incakaih ill. Tlii-y evacuate the bowels. It H true, but w lysdoso vlolcnt'y and proftmelv, and bo nes grips wo uowi'is. ijieir encct w eoKcnooiuiiicmaiia we itoinacn. Hotter r to uae tho ngrecsble and alutary aperient, ottetter'a Stoinnch Hitters, tho lixuthe eiteet wmcii is never prrcedai hv palu, or uevoin Died l)v n couvulfrfvo. violent iietton of the kiwnjs. On tho contrary, It Invliroriites thow reuru, the stnnmetl nnd the entire svstuui. u melius uk cuniic miu nrevui 'As a meant of curing nnd preventing inalnrlal 4vi,iv nninn1lrliinanvii;ini.n.ii.llf; It ..,,11. "i""""" "'rv ..-"'", v !." '1 remcdltt) uervouj dciilllty, raouiustlsui, kidney aud bladder Inactivity, and other Inorgaulo all- Lkjion Sai'CC Put plceo of butter tho size of an ogg, intonsiucopuu, over tho lire; when molted, stir In a coffee cup of white sugar, and one-half pint of boiling water; wlion tho sugar U dls- 't 'v' It boil aud add a lemon cut in siloes: or Instead of a lemon, add a fow tea spoonfuls of vinegar, and flavor with lemon extract. Tauhauon VmiO Ait. Cover a bunch of tho lresh hoi'b with n pint of hot vin egar, lot stand for twenty-four hours, Uten drain aud put another pint of vlti- -ii'uu uiu ii-iivua. nutguiuii uvuuuyn, .wild It to. tho first pint, continue to Hfiosh vinegar a llttlo at a tlmo, let- etioh tiiuo, until all acted. It Is mi lull noirar for maltnir salad dressings, If prcferreiwtho Iioili may bo dried and a llttlo vinegar pre pared at a tlmo as it la uooded. A World l" 4Jtil. One of tho most popular mllclm-i now be fore the American public, la Hop Ultttri, You tea It everywhere. I'otplo tako It with cowl I'lfeat, It build them up. It U not ai nleatnt to tho taito ns some other Utters as It In not, n whleky drink, It hi moro llko tlieold fuilMwnoi bono set tea that has done u world of rood. If you don't feel Just right try Hop Ultleri. AuniAi Aetet, i Nnnkewnn I.lfc DrMtr-ovcrM. Tho loss of lifo iu India duo to tho ravages of venomous jnakes Is nlmo.t incredible. Yet Consumption, which is aswny ami laiai ns tlio dead est Ind an reptile, Is winding its colls around thousands of peoplo whllo tho victims aro unconscious of Its presence. Dr.lt V. Plorco's "Uoldon Mod ca D scov err" must bo usod to cleanse tho blood of tho scrofulous Impurities, for tubor cular consumption is only a form of serotinous uisoaso. "Uoldon Met cal Discovery" Is a sovereign romody for nu iorm 01 scroiuious uisoaso, or king a evil, such as tumors, whlto swellings, iuvlt sores, scroiuious soro-oyes, ns well as for other blood and skin discos cs. Uv druceists. - - When Paul rocommended a llttlo wlno for tho stomneh's sake, ho could have had no ndequato Idea of tho prominent plnco tho stomach would ono dny oc, cupy in tho thoughts and affections of tho pooplo. . Uno Kcmcdr for Unu Dollar tlirrn In lint rain way to cure bildnrst, anil that la by ualng Caii iioline, a deodorized extract ot petroleum hair rciicwcr. It will pooltlvety Ju the work nnd It is me oniy article mat mil. Iho thrco sen-ants wero discussing tho merits of tholr respective lovers. Susan was very suro thnt hers was tho smartest and tho host. Mary said hor boau could dance and ho was a perfect gentleman. "Woll, I don't caro what you all say," spoko up Ellon, "my beau can bent them all, for ho sings base-ball In tho choir." Ill all cllPfteaof rocletr. tlloiiii'8iiInliiir Snan is uiu rumiK punucr. panics wc it 10 remove defects ot the romplexlon. Hold by all Drue Ktats. Hill's Hair and Whisker Dye, Black or Now .hrsoy widow couldn't oarn $G a week at tho wnshtub. She becamo a clairvoyant, aud hor income increased to sixty. It just shows that a man be. grudges a quarter ho nays for washing his shirt, whllo ho will cheerfully gito a dollar to stick his noso Into tho other world before tho show begins. 91' Vim I'fi-I lciiuiitli'iii and weary of life, do not (jive up; It la not trouble that cnusca tuch fccllne, but disor dered hldtiers or liver which Warner's Sale Jvlclnev anil I .Her Cure will lnvlirurnte. restore nnd thus brim; you lmpiilnex onee more. Professor, examining a student: What is a virgin fovuttP" Student: A forest where no one has ever been." Profcisor, soveroly: "Shall I novcr bo iblo to Inditco you to express your idcn& elegantly aud classically? Why couldn't you saj1, 'A forost where tlio hand of man has nover loft Its footprint?" I'ltH. 1'ilM. I'ilH. successfully treated by World's Dispen sary Medical Association. Address,, witn stamp lor pamphlet, uullalo. N. Y. "Can't you steer tho mntumast down tho forccastlo stairs?" asked a sea cap tain of a now hand. "Yes, sir, I can, If you will stand bolow nnd coll it up." C iptnin didn't chalcchtso that man any more. Tnltvn out of lied. Dr. It. V. Pierce. Bullalo. N. Y.: Dear Sir I havo to thank you for tho irreat relief received from vour "Favor ite Prescription." " My sickness had listed o von years, one of which 1 was n Iwwl Afhit fttblnrr nun Imttln T ti-na ablo to bo about tlioliouso. Respectfully, AMANDA K. ENNIS, FultoJ, Mich. " t A witty doctor, who was ouo of tho corp3 of physicians appointed to vac cinate tho policemen romarkod, "What is tho uso of vaccinating those fellows? Thoy novor catch anything!'' Women that havo been pronounced Incurable by tho beet pbnlclans In the country, have been completely cured of female weakness by tho use of Lydia E. Plnkham's Vegetable Com tiound. Send to Afri. Lyilia E. l'Inkham. Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass., for pamphlets. Tho idea of tho blsrccst head knowing tho moat is all nonsense. Tho mastodon had tho biggost head ot his time, yet ho didn't know enough to go into the nrk out ot tho rain, and bo saved. Tho mos quito, with scarcely any head at all, was wiser. You feel weak ana laiinuui, no euerirv. no am bltlon to do anvthlnir. Dr. Hallldav'a liloof l'urlfler Is the remedy for you. For sale by al Tho Kov. Daniel Isaao was both a great wivg and .t great smoker II there you aro," cried a lady who s - prised lilm ono day w'th a pipe in mouth, "at yoar Idol a-iln ' Y miiduini" replied ho, coolly "bnrnln!, It.'1 flMt-lluu. fiunrhoa. HMc, mice, antd, UU'k. lenntit, ir.0K)lt', iJnnrail mil bv MEaiiir!i on l'.nt.M IVi Ihiy flilltlieil. jtHriid aa ,roilt. lie .MU1DC I Ida LowU has saved two members of a brass band from drowning. Ida' popularity h rapidly ilceroiisiiig since this rash act. llrnlii nml itm. Weill' fIOiilttiltencwr, Kreiteit rcinorty onoiirlli for fta, ..t-vuvii. ii.riiri.i.i mill, tri,a HU It is astonishing how fust an oyster can.jwliu nflor he is tnadouplnasaueo. S Brown says hn saw a rostaurnnt-Ueoper uau outiourtcon iauis of sauco before i ho sueceedod iu catchlug a single j oyster, i "St Iu 4'iirinu: B.Vivvlioily," writes a drucrsiot. "Kldeer.Wort Is themo-.t popular medicine we n1I." It should be by rljilit, for no other medicine hai ench sjeclflo action ou the liver, bowels and kidneys, Do not fall to try it. 8ro adv. A toroiiju-lookiiig American said: "I'yo tried ovorylhluj I oould turn my haud to, but couldn't mako auythiug answorj and now I'm' going up among tho rooks, whero thoy say there's a wonderul coho, to !ca If I can make that answor." Ant you awaro thut n eituido cou?h often tor mlnatcs In consumption! Why not be wlso In (line, mid uso Allen's f.untr ll.iUaui, which wtllatop tho disooAi uud prevent the fatal con keqnencei. DVr ealo by all MoJIcIno Dealers. IfflM llriiln llloltetl Our. A jrrcat man In his period addressed n Kweru mental neeoniblaco. Every listener was (.pell- ImMMIiI Xl'lth till tlirt m.nl,, B,..tA. rhetoric, phlloajphy aud tbe keen Insight Into human alfalro evinced by the speaker. In thn mldbt of a sentence that forcean the speedy cul inlnallonot his fuiemle oTort, thoKreat man li'clwl, lifted his huiidi alolt mi, ui3ncly sink Iiir down, fttlterloply said i ".My (lo.t I My brain In blotted out as with a spotuM." The itnyilclan versed In nervous and MiCJitiil (llms(M will snv at once, "Hun down," nnd many othcrn am following In tint man's footsteps In Kreater or low haste, Their elm pleat succor la Iu Allen's bral food, vhlcli hak ttnoil unllliichlnirlv tho test of u remedy for weakness ot brain mwer, lom of memory and nervous dtblllty. 'ii:it. A TniftTY YEAI18' BUFFERKR. Wadi.notok. D. C. Juir 9. 18S0. aexTlXMBX! 8entlmenta of duty to those wno nave suuercu line myseir inuuee me make this statement of tht fuculn mv case. Is not In tht least coloreJ. Wklle In California in ISoI. I was attacked with Chrtmlc lXarrhaa. which luted more than five months, and came tear proving fatal. Tills left me with a dis eased Liver, and a condition of tenderness and sensltlvoness at the pit of tbe Stomach, so great mat a mis nnaurc ui ucsr even uie wcigoi oi i sheet upon It at night Mr dimllmi was bad, corapelllne me to abstain from manr of the common articles of diet, and the pain and sore- ncss oi my oiomacn were at limes intoierame, The condition of my Liver resulted In the for maiion oi unit morut, irom wnicn I sutiercd In tense apony during their passage. My lower rigut side becamo so weak and tialnful that was unlltted for business. I tried Blue Mass anu otner "remedies," without subtlantlal ben, ellt. This condition of Stomach aud Liver ton- tlnval for very tttar thirty yam, and towards tbe end ot that tlmo was rapidly growing nurse. At last I heard of Holman's Pad. and deter mined to give It a trial. Early last spring I ob tained If olinan's XXX Tid or belt, and put It on. Within n very short time, I began to mm renei in mr rcjjinn oi iue j.irer, aaa uie result was an aMunlMng improftinent In tny fitomacn as veil as IMrf. The nervousness gradually subsided, the pain and much of the icnncrncss leu tne pu oi my Hiomacn, my in gestion Improved and I now find myself In better health than for years before. I still wear the l'ad of nights, leavlnr It off during the day; and IwntU not be trttfunil it for a tfiowand tuna Us euit. MV healtn. Is st 111 Irntirorlnir nn dcr Its use, aud I anticipate a thorough nnclver manent cure. No trouble from Oall Stenes since l commenced tills treatment. To the af lllctrd, Ilka uivtelf. I sar: (let Holmau's Pad ana try it; tne cost is but little, aud 1 can cou Udsutly say, (( mil uo you good. NOTB. (leneral ai.d ex-Conrruimin Rein, I si I iinir, n. iiKiitir.i.u clus Garfield, of Washington, 7s a cousin ot iTcsiucni uarneiu. i no original of nls admi rable letter may be seeu at our office. Holuin I'AU I.O. (Tall inirrlat MjMiliU Ula Lines Ii akeataj suta.y A Standard Remedy IN MANY HOMKS. Far Oonrhi, Colds, Oroap, Bronchitis sal al inrtvslea ana aturlj kaa4 coraptlltloa. .tier aurcLion. ui lam nru.i uia .i.i.i.n.ii.i In CONSUMPTIVE CASES Ite(ipretwMBearasielltaM '7natf.CTSnMr cnL an Dermintnllr eurad whera iaa directions an itrlctlr compllrd witn. tbera Is aeetUBlcal or oilisr lacrvoicau w amrm ua jomssiaraia. As a Xxpectormnt it haa no Kqaall it coataua bo upiant ib BByranal N. HARRIS A CO., rivpi isiuia CINCINNATI, 9. nn SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS. THE GREAT CURE yoa RHEUMATISM M Am It la for alt diaesaas if tba KIDNEYS, LIVFR AND BOWELS. It ula&xaioa vho nj-item -r h acTld polaon that oauata tba dril:: affirlni wbloh only the vlnllma of Ilheumatliia can roallxo, THOUSANDS OF CASES of Ui wont forma of this terrible dlaoaaa havo bsan qulokly rollovad, tn a ahort Umi PERFECTLY CURED. bMhftdwlcrniItuceUtiad n immaiiie I ale laefery prtor mo Countrj. in nun dredj orcAca It bM cured vrhord all elao bad failed. Xtle mild, but efflolent, CEUTAIN m 1TB autk.n, butbaruieu in all caeca. tVItlcaaiice,Btretitheai and cirri New IJfe toall tlie lmiiortautort-aneof the body. The natural action of the Kldneje la restored. Tbe liver le cleansed or all dlseaae. aud tho Lowela move freely and bealtlifully. In thia way the wo rat diseaaee are radicated from . tne aye te Am It nai been proved br thou and that la tbe moat efleotual remedy for oleanataff the yatem of all morbid aooroUooa. Xtahouldbe uaed to every bouaehold aa a SPRING MEDICINE. Always euros BILIOUSNESS, C0NBTTP4, HON, PILES tod all rmvtAI.Ti SlMaaoa. Il p-it op InDry Vegetable Farm, In tin cans, i jjtt yasra of which uiakej fiquaru madlclna. Alio til Liquid Farm, very Uaueeatratcdfor tht- ranlunco o f tliu.a w ho cannot rendUy pro ptm 1 It act! irill tqual fjleune) in tithtrform. ctx rroFYouit DttcaatsT. nncR.i.oe V J.I.I.S. KIClIAKIiSON A Co.. Prop's, 0 Ir-litthailrTpoit-naM.l III llMIUTOs. TT, MRUYUI& L PiNKHAM, OF LYNN, MASS., c 1 I J' 1 ak LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 VEGETABLE COMPOUND. Is a I'oaltlvo Cure Nr alt tkoaa r.lnrul Oowpl.l.ta aa4 Waakaaiaaa to -oniaon to our baas faaiala population. It..;5Ura .Dtlrelj tlio worst form of Female Caaa. lWnU,110Tarlautroul,I..,Inn.roi;iatlon and Clears lion, railing- and Pliplacementa, and tba eoMaqveBt Bflnal Weakness, and la artlcululf adapted to tba Change of Ufa. It Kill dlnolie andainaltumorafrorotbeuteniala an ml? ata(re of deTeloinnent. Tbe tend. 007 to ean crroiinbunioratberoleohrekedTeirapaedllblteute, It reinoroa fajntnea a, flatulency, doatroyaaJlerarlaf forallmulante, and rellerra weabneaa of tbeatomaob. It cure nioatlng-, ndachee, Kerrone Troetratlen, (lcnrl DobUlt;, glecpleuaene, Depreuloa and ladl veitlon. Tbat reeling- of bearing; donn, ranting- pain, weight act let kaclie, la alja peraianoullf cured If lie uie. It will at all tlmoe and under all rlrcumatancee act la It nmcj with tbe laws that gnrern the female rjikro. IVrtbecureof Kldnoy Complaints ot either eei tble CouiKiuud la unsurpassed. I.YDIA IS. I'l.VKIIAM'S vrncTAnLK COM r:il)N'lla prepared at t33 and SU Wmttn Arenue, l4tn,Mau. 1'ilcotl. BlibottloaforaJ, Bentbymall lult.to.TO of pill., also In the foim cf Iokoch, ca I tc.i t ot price, (I per box for either, lira, riubhact fr.a) ansiteraeJIli'tteranf Inquli7. Bend ferpaupk ll, Addraaa as aboie. i'rudoii IAl iijr. Jletantlr chuld be wltbnulTYPU B. riXinsK'fl UVtll DIX3. Th.jr euro rouatlpatlon, bllleuaae ra ttmldlli ot IL lltor ti t.nl.jr tea. BAlftAM IVo ether mmllclno will cure a Cottirlt no quick iim IMko'n Csii-i; Ibr C'oHstHmplloM. There la no other mcillclno that taslo so koo ! at 1'lso's Caro fur Consumption. It nlioultl I ktit nl wiiysi In tlio hotiHr. because It Is n '!' Inln ami Bitffc remedy for i'roiiii, Aollf mil, llronchltl. iindNornTlirttnt. It will cure Consumption; ,onHi,iiitntlv it will ciim llimi- lrsmnr coin plaliitM. whldi nrt so often the forerunners of Consumption. Dr. Taft'a White I'lt uBjnip la a imre extract of the white pine pun , will quickly cure any couch that ever f listed. Don't fall to try one bottle. (See another column.) Correct your habits oi ctookim walklnif by usui( Lyon'a 1'atf nt HM atlffenera. For cuta, burns, use IteiliHuR's Itustla 8alve, Do not ncclcct a Coucn or CoM. Kllprt'a R. tract of lar ami Wild Cherry Is a standard remcny in an uiroat, asthmaUc ana tironrblal alfectlons, and haa sawd many valuable llrcs. It never falls to give satisfaction. Bold by all Druggists. trefos.ft,i unclo Barn's Sena and lloni- l.lnlniciit l. most efficient In Khctimatlsm, Urulscs, burEf, Bviuimcc miii maoy mncr ins inciucni 10 mat auu in-iirt. imiiii ov an urutrciAl. Save vour harness hr olllnir It trllh trticl. Sam's Harness Oil, which wiirkecp It soft hiii' pliable. This Is tho best oil ever made foi leal her. Bold by all I larness Sf altera. Dr. Jariuu's Herman Wnrm C.'akiaannnpir.vs luai ana saio remedy for worme. Tliey a pleasant to take and not only destroy the worms, hut remove all trace of them from the systoa leaving the child healthy and strong. Tiny art narromcu to give pencci SAUSlacllOU. BOid DJ Uncle Sam's Condition I'owdcr nrcventa ills case, purifies tho blood, lmntoves tlie aiiitlt kucb n ciuuuiu Kiniwy coai, anu Keeps tuc ani ium iu Kuuti conuuion. All urugglSUI Sell It. For Headache. Constlnatlnn. I.lver Rninntalni auu iui uiiiuus ucrangementa oi uie oioott, tnert Is no remedy aa euro and safe as F.llcrt's Day light Liver rills. They stand unrivalled ft removing bile, toning the stomach and In giv ing healthy action to tho liver. Bold by all Druggist. Mr. WlnrhcH'a 'rroMiInc Hrriln haa huvdi failed to rive Immediate relief when usi1 It cases of Summer Comnlatnt. (Ihnlera.lnf.intim or iiains in mo stomacli. iUitlicra' when yout little darlings arc sintering from tbeso or kin- nidi cnusvs no noi ncsiuic to give n n trial you will surely bo pleased with the cliarmlni cueci. Be sum to Duv Ur. W neliel 'sT.-ilhln. pynip. ooiu uy an liH-i'i m, , . cts wi in A'.'kNTS Hunt, :iia,ti,t snimntn, WA.N Tt'.n 11. H)(iKliTovc:ii.. icAN-KAiif'iTv: mi U Fornnitrw.a. al thn IXiIimi k rtaf. vomraeTOaii'oiirn, uircuiarrne. AUdreMC. uatli an, Dubuijiu, Ii AGENTS, nut, r.,11. oir.li .I'll your aililrri.ra oulck to Mann. fnclureK. .TMTIImr.. N. V. 'fSUHICAUO SCALE COMPANY. 1S1 Smith Jtffernnn Sirttt. Chloann. in Ton Wnctiti Sciiloit.HH: 4-Ton ifOiTlir I .win nrirrm m. m-ihi for rrU' MU 1 iiixiii riis-iiit nf Vii Illar, I will nrnd trn Flmrrmif MInlnrrStock rtnrtitlltitf Inn llniilrn.l ttltlfirt. S'n tllltniK nfli lltrli rir-rifl til uai alii .p nl..f n a V v.vi iiuvi vwiiuaiHiu iiiii I'll I IMIIltirPI. EDWARD CHILES. UTfarMr iiiii.tr No,:i Wtmlanr lllorli. lniTr Cfilurfitln. FRAZER AXLE GREASE! Heat In UieAVorld. (It't tn ccnnlne. ry pHrkiicn ima our TrnilpMiirk nml 1. mirUffl Vrnwr'n. HOM KVKKVU'IlKKl nnn i B.000 Af;rnfn Wanted for life of GARFIELD tt COlltalnatllf full htltorv nf him nnliltt ami nver lftil dratli, funeral obicqulci, etc. Tbf bent chinceof your iiicnnu iiaiinriiiT nninKiinfiiinn. Kitroisii irraimKni tlpni. Tills Ii the on It autticntlc and fully llhmratt d uiu ui oar uanyrra rrrmacnr, i mc itt'ci portraits. lv t t-al (anna tn i.nnta Plan., .a. f ... .. Adilrer KATinwAt. ITnT.iwiiiNU I'o. , CM r ft go, 1 1 1 . hiiiij v iiHi utai uilLUiain 1 1 (.-a.-. NEW HIGH BLOUD PARSONS' PURGATIVE PILLS U$,JL iwoou. Hoawwicompiciriycuanfcaino moouinino en tlrc'yftem In thno inonUi. Any poron wliu will tAke it from 1 til 1 1! triiki ttinv lis ralnr. unnv ui-aiui u aucua ininfricnosii(Jin, boiacv vwht'ro. or ai-nt tiv mnll fur H lnfliF tmnnt) I. A JoiiNftON ACn. liomon, Miihr, formerly iinntrnr. Mv. One Dollar jA. YEAR, 1 lie HpatHtory l'Hinr InttieWeit. 4Scolumi uiiiiiiti nuu .uyic-isfuitii'u rvauiiii? in nu it. niid unon larirc. ulatn trno. Iimipd Ufrlrii. nnH iiiiiiit u iv Miljr HiiurcBB in uiu UUUI'U OltllCl, pOHlUK ui't. a ort-mlum Bend for anniole eonv. A.l.lr, n, rillCAHO I.KDHKll ;iilfiign, in. WELL AUGERS,1 ROCK DRILLS And tbe bum Macihncut la tlie I World lor I BORINQ sad DRILLINQ WELLS by , nwH or aiaim rowar Illoox Fail. Address ' LOOMIt 4 NVMAN, TlfFlM, OHIO. J HE OLDEST MEDICINE in the WORLD IS 1'llOIlAIII.V r. Isaac Thompson's Celebrated Eye Water. IIiIm nrtlcle le a curvfully prrnrt'dnlivlcUir nrc ilpilunianu liai bt'i'n In i-oumuiu use for ncuriy u -iiiMry. nuu iiuiiiTyiiuiiBiiuiiiK (uc uiany uinrr j'rrp atlous that liaii ln'i-n Intruducfd into ilu maikft. tiL'iati'nf tlilatartlclL'U ronitanllir tnoriantnF. If tht tiirriuoniari'iunuwi-u u win novcr ihii, epar uiany inwic uie attnuion ur inijMcimi tounner . JOHN I.. TllOMPHON. NONS Ar :.. Trov. N. V, mm tump lor a mm pvuk ui dm; . M.fiai i avtMi aroru iwirn ucuro kaunaiii fiiuuii put 07 1ST Bm m9t tb auUiur 4 1 rKJAL COMMQH SEISE ISO PUIS HOME W M imtalA. Dimum ef al.a a4 Wvomb, and all ckrool. HA AY? atlnmu,wliai.rkkwwaf III U 11 lUH.anMlttj. A4anMSI.f UIII an u nr Hill rvk Ck. DM N.a MiA my (ItMTLKUENi Iwaaanffarlnix from cenrtra! debility aeoaomatoma, &vacaiioaoff amontn oiaoot sue .-ccrduud prot ration and Inklncchllta. At thia vui not i-ermanenUr obateH, 1 bare o aiiiXKi tumoH unmeaiBvo ana wonueriui rauua. wif Ihnt. f aftvaarriiH In that, au'tnn t Ima rinrlnff tri lllnsMtL. 1. 1 DaraDtea in; at -I lorti tt knif. hnirnmn nlmi j. claarnMinl (houoht f0rB4laUl0WlMWaa IClTeninacrean. I Thn Iron Tonic 4m a ttri ration of Vro aru.l 1 wtisraarHia ir tmi OS). HAHTIII MKOIOla i iiitMjarsr.Aim'vioHaj ( tihatmm, ammoclattdm i trim ihm Vratlat,le I .-Iromaffoa. JfmervruWl em tntrtfmm where f r laaletenmea cromr to the wobld. 1V.i,Ki.lliHHiliiifc'i R a i TjVI uTi i'J COMFORT BY THE WAY. iicneuintoajionifaricecrtniiiwhwo lon-l Wfri, in. .1a .r t. .. iHtpiiineiM wa 10 is Ill inker? was the nlome of theno rilearantsulntanpni. Th jt i.i.im.,i. represent!! Iiiimanlty. Comfort ts nr nrt'clatrtl In raninii... .... '" In, jiroimrtlon to our ronre pllon or tun ilfsAUvaiitni-p-i nr r,n- .i..ia on thereof. This appilea to material 1 1 hits as well 0.1 to fmnuterlal ion ilderutlons. The IclcJe. wliiwe ih cnraiiec In the wintry rold and ilenkmwi arnili alia. .Mv... nf ,iiu.,.n. fort thruunli tlio cilnrn-rr. ttf.nt.i .u. (rest nolloiij or the eoolcat eomrott fii hot ami sullry ilnys of the summer H-iiNin. Atuf In both CiiMin-that III Mh rli thn f1mtri.il... i-. and In the ono whcrt ln It attenre la riiii.leiiomthat iiil tinicinrirla lilo nud turtiirliiK ili-e,i'e, rheiima, llm, plcntinilly nlxiiiiuli, rauMnu imliiatid nkuny In mjrloilinl iKuple. And Htltnccd not lie thus nnlkllve If sullercM W011I1I i.iiU- iu sr. I., in,. Oil., the mrcM, nfc-t and speedler't nillei I V 111 Uiu Hlmln unrl.l flir II,.. crnilli jitlDii mid euro of rli(-iiinntttii nniliilliniliiful nllnunt.. The riilli.u- mi? mini uiu Ku iieitvr (llnl 1 timtiml llOMMh(IWSOnin t4litil..nlli,i.l lnll..,l ihciiuintlMii: "Mieii n Joium hu bund hail gono fn,m home, anil w llli Mill sullrltiido tilittmpluMl li.Ki ""m "i'mt ,mv '" lutbieiiklHl, .! 11.1,1 n uiu imm-f lie rcrviveii I NO 'tlcf. practical iinil Mrrti'lUe reply lllli kivlil ilt rnli n mill tin. i,,.,.I... Wi'hitto Iho ritwirt nf n nm, in ., mlil.l, not Mhiro incases ti as Initio ;in 01 mrc, i.uiiwicrcMinticriifiimn lm tiintlned sir. J. liatiMin. iim u .11. liiiuiiii JliK-hcticr ilrugnlit, to M room for a long rlwl. llwnsstated uuurrvi-oricr ill 111c luuouitig wnrils: The senior tnetntrnr IhU ilrm un. Ulaeked wills sciatic rliiiiinntlm Ikiiii Derenilicr 10th lait.and fur Ittir eeki Mieiiedlni! Feb. loth, could 'iircclv leave hla rrvan. Hi u.eil sr. aixiihOil, and Is now able to lie nt NlllACOOf bll.lntKR. rei-llliulinttnlirli lie wir-o for his reient nltliitli,n. Iho InfiTcnro Is mnvlni hw. Hn run which ft. JAior.iOiL I hatlim .Homy, iintirciiilrntcil. and thi-Hr- iu it riipiuiy iii.pnieiliit nil oilier ellinnth' retneilliM ui lu.tiia Iu vlr. tllei lii'eoini' ktiouti. " I "lilitnr T. ralce. F1 , drunrM, jwrllii u from Chlcor'CO 1 alls,,ra)a i; rjiiiUKlii'liI l.Mli, HtjmWHaH, hat .Mr. Albert fine iilher, tinilir lid's Hotel, bus lived Unit reiiinrkn- remi'iiy,f-T..i.i unsrin., lornwi i re I'ltf tllftlliuilittn.illiil li 1 nml lilm Ii by HiiikIi'." ion are a man 1 ill NinrKi.w rait fir youaiea ' man nf lei enrdbytlieptralnnr your duties atoltl gtlniulanUntiU tiao terMtAllliitforeriiii tate brain hrrteand Hop Bitters ate, ue Hop B. If you are joumk anl I riltrretion or dlxii)li I pufTeilrifi from any In I lion 1 If yon are mar tied or rltiKlf, old crH lyoiiiic.siiircrti'ir from line ou a bed of ick pooriicaiin oriaiiKiniiit rl un Hop liters. whtnvrr fou ficl , iiioimKntMaie aa tmally f i o in lome form of K IdnRV that y oti r yupiti i iiruj tririHi"i; wn Int nr ttlimilntlliLf. divert thut might iaTeleiiicietilri by a timely ue of wUliouWnfoxiftitOifir, I in 11 o M Op nopuutars uuiuini lUfOTAltirtt' rrptUt, khtnrjt. D. t. O. U an alitiolnte ami IrrettMa hlo rn ro for ilrunkenneia , mn of onlum. I vrutiNiU'trrMii 1 afrit, UF.et.re Ol 111a iicmur'i, fii-rrornrnei J ttotrrl. Miinii, Ton will iif rureil If sou tifo toliaeoii or Hop Dlttors iiairtTuvica. RoldbTdrur. If ton are Hm rly wrftk an ) low finiilted.tr j trliti. hendUr riivnUr. it 1 It mny nve your nor Btrrns ro cs.. lire it nm saved hun KMbitt( H. T areas Aim steam Trap Co.'s TRAP. ' Tl'.U trap nm, i laatl.Miijr .I'nlii", I In- i"iter of eon il.'niiloti froir .IKATINO COII.i ami r"turn the H. IMV'Ulllu, Uutll-l, KlK'lhi'r tin- Colls In- ADUTK on HE- I. ow Hi? wnttr Ii'irl In nollrr. thn. iliilns nway with pttntp. ni.iJ oihrr ti feliantcnt dcilci' for mtcli. pnrr-xei. OUMTACTCnSll nr (I ALBANY, N. Y. FltGIlKllICK TdWNbEN'l). I'n ildont IAMi:M II III.K.SMMl H, ,' l'lnr WHY WILL YOU COUGH IWhen one buttle of Dr. Taft's AVIJITn finis hvnur tlil euro tho wnrsioom-ii. Cold, Tlctllnc la !io Tbront, or CuDsutnpilon, no matter tow bad or turn Ions l'"il!ni( 1 To conTlnca yon, no will rrnd a liotilo fjr trial for 80c. rxprcm paid. Adil.-ei llrs. Tnlt Mros., Roclicsli-r V V., nr STO W. MiiJiwrn St,, Cblcsso, 111. tI'or tao all rtr:i -;lts. ,e51a Tr'al Ilolllr. nf I)r. Taft'a ,V i.. ! i;-u ,.,ffl 1 ure for A-l ll.MA- IIIIHD1 I'ltCli I17 CIH' til lliJ OIil aflliclfd. Ijit.v iKUIIra r mh- liv nil itriiu Kill. Addro-a- l)rn. TAKT UIIDt., Koch. tolrr. N. Y.. orirTO W. MadUau .Sl. Chlca. CO. III. HT A HT'TTTT'C! eaiia n. a raa, I W aaaWUUW i Sai.iloaaWai.NO. .I1tuurca.ru guns; BanolTam CaialoiriM bar. wat Wart. Qoa fyki. rill.tiBlaa.tX Yt,M. V. Uh HatiH, vails -III trUJiff II Ki l l Ml Ttl AIW 1 JtHli pttHF mm ifbtt arlio tht Attvfrt, ci'tni-r.t i Bndorwed and r- enonifeil bu fitt,, eat proftmmioti, t i19ppa4a, Oetif ' MttUUu,VmalHl evfa. Want nf Via, Uy, Jftrvoum I'roM, Hon. and e?oiiixili. loesiccywaiVaTavera,,. to luchaa extant that nr labor araaaioaodlnalT BUCKET Hi asJ9SSJk Tie Almy S!i!8in limoI begun tba dm of xonr Ibon ToKiOp from whirl. I ThaoldanaiYTntarneaanal foand ihai iarnataral foi me muca reuer.ont oaano oontrary, waaionuain reebottloiof the .Tonic Hlnoe aauuiU JLP dons twice thj lfcaw da a Toclobi favnii tarlth clonhiti thn aUM. nRTr hAfnrw anlOTivL If that Ton in i tranqqll n.i baa Dot dont a irch, Tror. O. u.r, r a isxjrt. j utor .junaiimn tuoaroa, n. H. na tut Kail (TUIt. CT- Archangel Compound LIVER AND KIDNEY CURE. An Bxoellejnt DiuilieLuitiTiToaiciBdAliinliTt. It ia used far, and Ii a Poaltlro Curt iot DYSPEPSIA In it variotu forms ai Ducaie of the BtumMCli, Kldnrya, ItlatlUrr, lilt llontncsi Mid Hick llt aduclie. ItoOuunJii tr lottlct have been o!J unJr a potaitiva guaramre, rnJ not a tingle riH ie ported ua unutUf actor y, All wa wkk U a Uir i Hal anti if ii it not a we ay, condemn it to " your friend PUIOE, 7B Cts. PER 0771.", Abo put uu In Pill fcwiiL WiJ 1st cui by mjll potat(e peiid upa tict oi ynta. Norman Medicine Conipauy,! l-KUI'KIISrUHS, DES MOIHES, IOWA.