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During odd moments when not en gaged in his duties as a "plain clothes" detective Patrolman Robert H. Hi board, of New York city, found time to study law with such success that he retired from the force recently and will at once take up the practice of his profession. Hibbard is an LL. B.. having completed courses in the New York university law school and the New York Law school. He was admitted to the bar in July, after serving eight years as a policeman. Merenry-Vnpor Lamp. Mercury-vapor lamps produce a light, as is well known, that is greenish blue in color, and which produces an un pleasant effect, not inaptly described as "ghastly," on the faces of persons illumined by it. This is because the spectrum of the light has no red in it It has been proposed to add a red re flector or globe to correct this, but the experiment shows that the light is not changed in color, but obstructed. When It I Heady t Bake. Bread is ready for the oven if, when touched with the finger, the dough springs back, leaving no dent. The old theory that bread must be kneaded stiff with Hour in order to be good is not altogether reliable. It is much easier to work if mixed soft, rises quicker and is just as delicious as if nade the old way. Precocious Children. John Stuart Mill was studying Greek at three, had practically mastered the language at seven, and a year later was acting as schoolmaster to his younger brothers and sisters. John Ruskin ac tually produced a manuscript work in three volumes before he reached his sev enth birthday. Speed. I found the moronnan an intelligent J it. and courteous fellow. "Would you like to drive a car at the ! rate of a hundred miles an hour?" asked. "Not unless I were passing people who were signalling me to stop," he replied. Detroit Free Press. A Child's Poetic ThooKht. "Mamma," said the little seven-year-Dld girl in a North side llower garden, "do you know what the llowers are?" "What do you think they art, dear?" "Why, when God breaks up a rainbow he throws down the piece.1 and they light on the bushes!" Atlanta Constitution. A 3few Broom. The broom will last twice as long if dipped in boiling water when new and left to stand in it until 5 lie water is cold. Hang by slipping the brush part between two nails close enough together to crowd the broom straws. A Boxx' ISnI finale. "Do you think you are giving your city a good government?" asked the earnest man. j "Well," answered Mr. De Graft after j some deliberation; "it's as good as money 1 can buy." Washington Star. Must Re Some MiNt:tkt. ' "They tell me that Guzzle has a per- feet horror of water," remarked Tred-1 way. ! "O, 1 guess not," replied Brisbane, j "He buys stocks." Detroit. Free Press. To .Imftcc 11 Hook. When a book raises your spirit and In spires you with noble and courageous feelings, seek for no other rule to judge the work by; it is good, and made by a good workman. Bruyere. ' The DlflTcrmce. J The difference between salary and wages is precisely the difference be tween accepting a job and getting a! job. Detroit Free Press. A1wkh Helpful. Books are delightful when prosperity happily smiles; when adversity threat-1 ens, they are inseparable comforters. 1 Richard Anngervyle. ; Great MIikIm. Grrat minds, like Heaven, are pleased in doing good, though the ungrateful subjects of their favors are barren in j return. Rowe. To Cruah Ice. When making ice cream a large wooden mallet crushes the iee suffi ciently fine and does nol break the bur lap bag. firrnianr'M Bent CuMtoiuer. Germany's best customer is England. ! The value of her trade with thai country during 1902 was $:79,5S7.0tif). Wunta to De Hacked I p. The less sure a man feels of his posi- ' tion the more Indignant he is if anybody i doubts it. Puck. ' - I Becomes a IVuiniinee. "When a man is too accommodating , he is apt to become a nuisance. Chica- t go Daily News. Life of the OranKe Tree. An orange tree will continue to hear fruit until it is l.r0 years old. The Chief Dm user. "We are all liable to he tripped up by our triumphs. RamV Horn. Miiiiist i;tii3iiie. It is excellent to appreciate those who excel. Chicago Daily News. .No Sunday Traitio in ltra-.il. In Brazil it is not customary to run railway trains on Sundays. AVhieh to Chouse. Of two evils Choose the"less; 0f two i crvwc ohnncatliairrooW- i Ttoe Rhine Fleet.'; The Rhin.e fleet ists&'.pf'afi MlS. 'Townsend & Wyatt's" BIG SILK S-A-LIE Begins Wednesday, February 17 and ends Saturday evening. February 20. It includes approximately $40,000.00 worth of New Spring Silks purchased spec ially for this sale and offered at great reductions from regular values for four days only. Fashion at home and abroad has decreed that Silk, the favorite of fabrics, shall be more extensively used than heretofore for complete gowns for street, home and evening wear. This has occasioned months of preparation on our part and resulted in the gathering of a very large va riety of new weaves and fancy effects calculated to suit the tastes of the most fastidious and the desires of the most economical. We want our out-of-town friends to tyt their fall share of the wonderful silk bar gains. If you cannot arrange to t;ome to the sale, write us for samples. We prepay rharges on orders amounting to f.U0 or more. Theiv is au immense variety of fancy Silks at 4h (?8c, 88c and USc in styles and values never before offered at these prires. Townsend k Wyatt Dry Goods Co., 5th and Felix Streets. ST. JOSEPH, HALO. r W3iy Suffer with Biu;kahe? T hnve suffered several years with back ache, and after takinz one bottle of I have been cured. Since then 1 have not, been troubled with my back. Too much can not' be said in its praise.. Capt. Win. Forrest, .Memphis, Tenn Price. ."(' cents and 81.00. For sale b U. O. Proud, Oregon, Mo. This popular remedy never falls to effectually cure : spepsia, Constipation, Sick . ccdache, Biliousness And ALL DISEASES arising from a sptd Liver and Bad Digestion The natural result is good appetite and solid flesh. Dose small; elegant ly sugar coated and easy to swallow. :ke No Substitute. Soft You can ronke your hr :u '-s iu rutfi .10 a !ovo r.:nl j:s toji:f hi wire hy i-jiii KIJHl?!vA llnr. n Oil. run !! ij r. luuke it r im Jw as it &t vj t . il iff hhi fJH iissiuess uh makcMfi poorlooK:nr liar Iiesa lil.t new. Ma.! i-f pure, iivuv.v Iimim.: oil. es pecially j)PT'!r,,l to wiih Kiod tbt v. r 8oM I'vory whore Ju CJins uSl uir.cd. Made b! STANDARD GIL CO. For Sale. Farms in Andrew county. The best farms in the state for the money. Write for lits and prices. Boohi'.k A Williams, Savannah, Mo. Your Druggist Will tell you that he believes Green's August Flower to be a reliable med icine. We have to learn of the first druggist who ever refused to endorse it. They all know of severe cases of dyspepsia, indigestion, stomach and liver trouble which it has cured. 25 and 75 cents. At all druggist. Many f'liihlren Are Sickly. ' Mnl hr (iKiv's Sweet. 1'mvflers foi-f'liiWli-iMi"- u;d toy Mother Gray, a -nurse in CliUdruuV OmiV .0 BW 1TVAK lip UO US in -4 IJOlirS, curb Feverisluiess, Huaduche, -.StonriiaKtr v VUllh ; 111 Harness 'mnifiics-H eeiniiiu disorders. . aim nest toy AVorms. At all dr.us;iss-.,.cr-ctsf" ftftaple v3L rtatled-FliEK. A'ddress, Allen S. Olmsted ; Leoy;N. V. 50 YE4X5' BiENCE SR-. . DESIGNS Copyrights &c. Anvnnc seatllng a ?W-h :i:mJ daix"ptinn nia quti-UIy jevui'laii! :i:r ihi:cki froo v.Iir:lier an ltivmiMj ! ubiili:y ;-ti"itji!:. (":rnin:iir: tlontf rtcliy frtn!:.i:iti il. Ilaiiubooki.n i'aleuta pout lr"i!. l!r-: : for .-".-lii i;r i;:IliiI.s. I'.-ttt'Jit? fatten t !! tu!.ii A Co. receive xperitil notice, witm.ni o!niw, i:i tl:o cieatiftc nmmu A. linniff-onifly SHiH'mled weekly. T.:;n:csfc cir culation of any en ii'lliu Journal. Tortus, a year: J'eiir months $1. :o!d byall newsdealers. MM Cc.36lBroad- Kew YdrR Uranch t13. fi2j !' Ht. WtisLiuiu m. t C If you. sutler from hpilepiie Imis or Falling ' sirlinoMir haverhildren.relal ivesor friends 1 lial tin mi, my New Discovery will Cl'li'i tlit'inand all voa are ak-(l to do is to sen , fr mv I'K'Kl! UK.MCIMKS and I rv I liem.Tlie' l....... ..,....,,1 ,..1 ,..."....,1.: 1. i ' f Hi Hreetions. uxprcss prepaiil. IMeae trive A(!K 1 ...1.1 ' and full address. DR. WM. MAY, 94 Pine Street, New York City. Do your Children ASK QUESTIONS Of course they do. III I Me r way of vuy of learning and il. is yt:r lu: d o answer. You may need :i q Uonary hp I you. Jt won i. .-us g swer evei tion, hu I. I hero v.vh thousands i" . It it will yui p (rue, clear and definiio answeis.h not about words only, Intl. :ii.-ict Nj 1 l.hiiigs, the sun, inaohiiiery, !!P"i, j jlaces, stories and the like. I hen. I do. .he cliildren can in I letrE! own answers. Some of our greatest men have aseribed Hp-Ii power tosMu.y ol me jii.Mi..iri tj Of roiirse von wanr. . he lies .dif-f I I.ionary. 'L'he most critical prefer the New and Enlarged Edition nf webster's International Dictionary. If von have ami uiititinn WEBSTER'S 1 .rEnsCTiotttLlQ. & Q. MERRIAM CO.. PUBLISMERS. SPRINGFIELD, MASS. Domestic Troubles. It is exceptional to find a family where theie are no domestic ruptures occasionally, but these can be lessened by having Dr. King's New Life Pills around. Much trouble they save by their great work in Ftomach and liver troubles. They not only relieve you, but Curd. "25c, at C. O. Proud's Drug Store. Lady can learn of pood opening and em- ciliIerni(xl-Jaccai d Building. St. Ix)iiIfi,Mo ! i BLUING POPE'S TABLETS SAVE 0NEY No More Streaking of Clothes Breaking and Freezing f Bottles Spilling of Bluing Bluing Balls and Rags Perfection for the finest linen as well as all clothing, cheaper, better, neater and inoro convenient than Bluing In any other form. Wakkanted Not to Stkkajc tue Drop a Tablet In half a tub of water, and the Bluing is inado. Tho Tablet Ih effer vescent and the water Is iustantly and evenly colored. Ten and twenty washings in a single box, for Sand 10 cents. Ask your greeir for II. If hi does not ktip It sind us 10 emit for a box by mail. St. Louis Granule Co. ffaffi' Mysterious Circumstance. One whs pale nut s.ilie.v and the Whence the ciitV- other fresh and ro erence? She who is blushing with i health uses IV. King s New Life Pills to . maintain it. By gently arou-ing the lazy organs they couinel good digestion and ; head off constipation. Try them. Only 2")c. at C O. Proud Druggist. ! Old Phone K.'iK) Unio:. liar, Union (.Suods. John Irwin's Place (Formerly Joe Op-nheitner's.) DKALKR IX Fine Wine, Liquors and Cigars. 112 Noitli Second Street, ST. JOSEPH. MO. i THE HOUSEWIFE who lives at a dis- I ,.i : ,.,... r ' itdifficuIt to obtuin lhftbest household . . lance iroill SUUiiiUK tcuina, uhcu iiuuo articles. Simply send your address on a postal for a liberal (rial quantity of ELECTRO- SILICON ! the famous silver polish, which will he spnttoyou free of all cost. Used by owners and makers of Valu able Plate for more than a quarter cen tury. Sold by grocers and druggists or sent post paid for 15 cents in stamps for ' regular sized box. Send address for free trial quantity to "SILICON," 40 Cliff Street, New York It Keep th Feet Wiirin and Dry. I Al today for Allen"- Foot-Rase, a powder It eure.- Chilblain-:. Swollen. Sweating. .Sore" Acliintr. Damp fet. At all druirfiists..and j shoe stores, iV. No Hunting. Any one trespassing on my farm will be prosecuted. William Bkodhkck. V T.l) I'll ! . t Technical Education. Dr. Louis Duncan declares in a maga zine article that in this country techni cal education is too technical. "There is too much instruction," he says. "We should not attempt to make mental atorehor.ic-s of men. but mental factor ies. T'ik ability of a man to work ouJ any sueei-ie problem uepomls upon his heir.-: aiiie to ma;-.c a mental plot of the proohm and i.eep i- constantly before him. This requires an imagination that has b-eu te eloped aiid not suppressed." Mit-o.-r of UilZe Uullct. Tar ij.iiz.If velocity a second of the rilk-s oi the iargsr countries is as fol lows: United Slates Springfield, 2,300; i-'i.:eh, L?IM, 2.u7o; English. Le Met lieiii. Spanish. Mauser. 2,388; Italian, .Mannlieher Carcano, 2,100; Gau.ai:. .Mauser, 2,034 feet. Sights on 1 hoe are now graduated thus: United States, 2.U0O: France, 2,187; England, 2,Sdu; Spain. 2,187; Italy, 2,10U;"Ger mauy. 2,187 yards. Water-Work SyMeiu. In an address before the British Asso ciation for the Advancement of Science, Mr. Charles Hawkins remarked that water obtained by gravitation is almost, if not quite, as expensive as water ob tained by pumping, may be something of a surprise to a layman, but is easily explained by the greater cost of gravita tion works. New Kind of Boat. The novel small boat of an Italian de signer has a framework of small steel bars, which is covered with wire net ting, and the latter with cement. The surface is then polished. The cost is less than that of a wooden boat, and it is claimed to have greater speed despite its greater weight. ThoBg-htfnl. Two men had fallen out of the sixty fifth story. As they proceeded down ward one of them yelled. "Why do you yell?" asked his com panion. "In order that people may catch us with their cameras," replied the other. Detoit Free Press. Its Stulen Caa Make War. It is expressly provided in the con stitution of Colombia that "when one state of the union shall be at war with another, or the citizens of one state shall be at "War among themselves, the gov ernment of the union is required to pre serve the strictest neutralit3" To Cleaa PhotoKraphn. Soiled photographs may be cleaned by being sponged with cold water and dried by laying them face downward on a soft cloth and pressing the backs with the palm of the hand. The mounts should be rubbed with crumbs of stale bread. I. urgent I'hotoKt-iiph. The largest photograph ever made is now on exhibition in Berlin. It is 12 yards long and a yard and a half wide, all in one piece, and represents the Gulf of Naples. It is to be taken to the St. Louis exposition. OilTert'iil In IteaJ I,if. In i he play, of course, the villain is always properly chastised by the hero; but in real life, unfortunately, it fre quently happens that the villain is six feet tall and a good boxer. Puck. When darning stockings, run a thread around each hole before beginning any draw til! the edges Me Hat. This makes the hole appear smaller, and it is mucb easier to mend. ll-for- anil ffer. During her courtship a girl wonder.1 what takes the place of marriage it: Heaven, but after being married a yeat she doesn't care much what it is. .luck.sou'M Stiitiif. ' Gen. Andrew Jackson's statue in I.a j fayette square. Washington, is the old- est esquestrian statue now standing in the Pnited States. InitMiieMe Sllier.. Japanese soldiers tight noiselessly They have no bands, no drums beat reveille or tattoo, and in action they utter no cheers. I New European Machinery. A large part of (he machinery now being used to reestablish the destroyed sugar mills in Cuba is coming from Europe. ItoMft liocnmotit e.. Road locomotives are used on German farms for pulling down trees and for hauling heavy loads of lumber. Houneholtl lliut. For a pot and pan cleaner use a fiber brush patterned after a dish mop. Tale of a Oraiidfatber. The tales of a grandfather are of his favorite grandchild. Chicago Journal. Lnck Sympathy. They who laugh at another's distress have no ability to share another's joy. Cnliforuin Dricil Fruit. California dried fruit is now to be found in every grocery in (Jennany. Spent on Mmiehuri:i. The Russian government has expend ed over :On,oflii,uOU in .Manchuria. A Soldier'a Credit. The limit of a soldier's credit at" the canteen was 20 per cent, of his pay. IllllNiOBM. Many of the so-called problems of life are the llimsiest kind of.iilusions. In Vietu, .. The notification of tuberculosis has been made obligatory in Vienna. HEALTH "I dont think we could keep fconse without Thedford'a Black Draught. Wo have used it in the family for over two years with the best of results. 1 have not had a doctor in the houso for that length of time. It is a doctor in itself and always reedy to make a person well and happy."-JAME8 HALL, Jack sonville. Hi. Because this great medicine relieves stomach pains, frees the constipated bowels and invigor ates the torpid liver and weak ened kidneys No Doctor is necessary in the home where Thedford'3 Black-Draught is kept. Families living m the country, miles from any physi cian, have been kept in health for years with this medicine as their only doctor. Thedford'a Black-Draught cures bilious ness, dyspepsia, colds, chills and fever, bad blood, headaches, diarrhoea, constipatien, - colic and almost every other ailment because the stomach, bowels liver and kidneys so nearly con trol the health. THEDFORD'3 BLACK- DRAUGhT ITCH -RINGW03M. E T. Lucas, Winio, Ky., writes. April 25th, 1902: "For 10 to 12 years I had been afllioted with a malady known as the 'itch. The itching was most un bearable; I had tried for years to find relief, having trid all ruuiedies 1 couid bear of, besides a number of doctors. J wish to slate that one single applica tion of Ual Ian. rs Snow Liniment cured me completely and permanently. Since thf-n I have used the liniment on two separate occasions for rinr worm and it cured completely. 25c, .K)e and $100 bottle. Sold by ILnde- Drug Co. .Compound Interest m:sKBi!itKt BssssssssnaVsmllEBSsssssssssI WTHAFVCJ)OLlAfB!a vmMTE FOR BOOklfv. Better Than Gold. "I was trfMibh.'d ror H'Vi;r;iJ ;e..rs wifh chronit i di''ctim ami nervous debil ity." writes b .1 (irern, t)f Lancaster. N H. No riMiit'dy lidped him until I bi'gan ur.u ic Bitti:is. which did me i: re ud than all the uiediei s I ev.ir us Th-y have also kpt my ife io i:c:llcut heah it for yi-ars. Shn s iys Kli-ctrir Bitters are just splenilid f r female troubles: 'hit thnv are a iiand tonic and iuviijor.rtor fcr weak, run down women. No other medicine can take its pluce in our family.'' Try them Only fit I- Satisfaction j;uarnn Jet'd l.v (J. O Proud Drujrisi. , Ortnin :nr !' :iilll:ins. Shake iiitoyoitr sIm AIIi.miS I-ikiI-Kum'. a Mwder. II enVe.s('hiU)laiii.s, FiiiNtliitesl'aiup. Sw':tinc .Swoilen fe:t. A all DrnnKSNt.". auU Slior Sture.s r'. CHICHESTER'S. ENGLISH Pennyroyal pills 78ArK. Alw.ytreli.bK). Ladles Uk DnntjriH ror vniinnniAK A Muiiioa ta KKD n-l (JaM roetallie boxta. cmlc4 with binnriMwn. Take other. Kcftoae Baacrroa MaWtltatlona ana lmtta- ttoaK. Bur of Tour l)nuoL or vl -Mv la (Umpa for Partlralara. Tcatliaalala 1 KcHer fr laicA.' (a letter, bj re tara Mall. IfMmtTmiimoaiaJa. Sold by Dninliti :k!rBirt.-r ChcKleal CT. .1-14 Jladlaua Maoarv. I'll I LA.. FA. Escaped An Awful Fate. Mr. H. Haygins. of IV1 lbouroi, Flat writes, "My d-etor lor-.' me 1 had con sumption an-' no: hio: could be done for me. I was giver: up to die. The offer of a free trial bottle of Dr. King's New Discovery for consumption, in duced me to try it Results were start ling. 1 am now on the roai1 to recovery and owe ail to Dr. King1:) New Discov ery. It surely savet) my Ufa " This great cure is guaranteed for all throat and lung diseases by C O. Proud Drug gist. Price ."Wc and I.dO. Trial bottles free. Administrator's Notice. Nol let- is hereby sjiv-it. l.ria(.l;lters of ail ininit ralion on tin: et:itr of Aiiliiony Uard inan. u'eeae(l. won? grant eU Io tJte iiiidt r signed on the Uth day of Deei'inher, liKX?. Iy tin: Probate Court of Holt, t'ounty. .AtMmi i. All prisons having elaiins asraiiiM aid estate are militated to exhibit f.hem for aliowaueo Io the administrator within ou year after t he dateof said letters. irt hey may he pr: eluded froiuariv benelittif siieh estate; and if sueh elaiue he mil. exhibited witliiu two years from t he dale of thi- jniblieaiion, I iny "will ! for'er barred. Ai.iti:i:'r ii M:n.M.N Administ r:tor. TIii 1Mb itay.' f ileeeinhrr. ISH. DR. A. V. BAKES. ST. JO.SEJ'lt. MO. OMice hours 11a in. to 4 p. rr ., except Saturdays and Sundays 11 a. m. to 1 p. m. Chronic diseases of both sexes a specialty. Monthly treatment furnished. PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM Cletswa .and teauUfias tkajp Promote a JaxurUnt grown.--' pevar fall to Sestore Gnr Hair to it Toothful Color. Com Mala iltteutt it hair imiltug.