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WAR TIME HEROES.
THE TWO OLD SOLDIERS. You don't nuito remember! Ahl modest old remm? T.M Yea, wo civ grny ori1 n llttlo lilt mcllotri Hut II from tho Hinde o( yon .twltctlng thicket Should creep lorlh tho enemy's tiirllunt picket, We'd prick up our ears, nnil we'd rum down tho cnrtrldL'e, And scent Kiime that's dlflcrcnt from squirrels and partridge. Old fellow I Think! Aye, now you've h t It there Aad"bten eoinc tldhtlni;,' Old boy, u hero tho hail storm of bullets was blighting And deadly. Ono half of tho company shot there, All heroes, whoso blood has made sacred tho spot there, Ahl now you remember. Yes, Death icat Ac lighted. (He'd hclda rcccpllon, nnd we'd been Invited, Old follow I) We resled that night on the Held, In ouriilaecst The moonbeams seemed trying to kiss tho dead races That lay there! whllo slowly I called the roll, giving The names of the dead with the names of the living; And when I called yours n strange feeling came ii er me: I dreaded to look at the thinned ranks before me, Old fellow I I called you no nnswcrl Hut who was Ihnt crawling Across Iho torn 'earth where tho shot had been falling! "He's here!" answered some one, nnd up you came, dragging Your pour, Mounded limb; for jou wouldn't be lagging At rolbcalll "I'm present," you answered, and sank there, The truest of all true heroes In rank there, Old fellow! 'I cared for jou?" llless your old buttons don't sav It! 1 owe you much more, but 1 ncer can pay it. Tor wo two were messmates, llh! Yes 7. warm wcuihcr, And tears come from dust nnd tobacco to gether! Come, let us go In. Hark! the children ure singing Our grandchildren! Time has been swift In his Inglng, Old fellow! J. c. Maey, In N. 1!. Magazine. WEEPING LITTLE LOU. A Tmiehlng Incident Iti tlic rniiornnm if tin- (Irent lt tu ition. It v:is In January, lbO:t, tho wind nilu lod with rain unit sleet, swept mourn fully thrutifrh the forest of cedars that hoi'ileicil Stonu river. Thoroails, called plhes down there, deep-seamed and fur vowed hy tho wheels of heavy army wagons were soft or sllclcy with toupli clay and almost impassable, yet artil lery was mining to tho front, cavalry and infantry soldiers hurrying forward silently, hut with a stern purpose, to check the expected attack on our left. Not a camp-lire eheeied the dismal sur roundings, not a huglo note or a loud word of command, for llosocrans was quietly massing his forces on the left center to mow down without mercy the thousands who were soon to fall a sacrifice in tho dreadful Inmost of liatty. Long rows of dead, slilo hy side, lay alongside tho pike, for identillcatlon, a sad commentary of tho axiom that the bullet is no respector of persons and a mournful Illustration of tho soldiers tin knelled fate. Nor were these all. Alone, forgotten, with no soft hand to smooth his war-worn brow, or hreatho a prayer fur his gallant soul, hundreds of miles from the proud, loving clrclo of his Inline, in the dense cedars ot that bloody lialtlelleld lay many a soldier dead or dying for the cause ho gavo his life to win tho splendid Hag ho died to save from dishonor. Klsowhere, across the Held of tho still unburied dead, from their rain-sudden, muddy-trenches, the shivering sharpshooters kept up a des ultory tiring that boded no good to any rash enough to expoo his person to -Jheir aim. No Hies to warm, no rations, but dry field corn. Men slept w rapped in wet blankets, in tho cold, clinging clay, while their leaden hearts weroas gloomy as tho leaden skies above. till near another pike, and out far from tho sceno where the glorious Hill Sheri dan's division saed from utter ruin tho panli-strlckon veterans of that grand army, stood a small house, used as a temporary refuge for tho wounded, marred and splintered with bullets and shell, ono cannon ball having plowed liter tho floor, spattering the room with its red work of destruction. It was scarcely the placo to find mi old womai and a llttlo girl eight years of age. Sho was standing by tho house w Itli an offi cer, lie found hor sobbing as if her heart would break. Her father, like many others in that region, had Hod to tho Confederato sido with his riflo as soon as our army drew near. A prisoner had told her that her father lay dea'd between our pickets and the enemy, and indicated to her quite plainly just about wiiero lie tell on tho skirmish line. Sho was sobbing and pleading to go to him. In vain tho ollieer warned her sho could not pass the lines or, If sho did, tho danger of being shot, but sho cried she must go find hor father; that her mam ma was dead, nnd papa had mamma's picturo with him, and If she did not go and get it some ono would steal it. The ollieer, deeply alfected by the poor llttlo creature's distress, hurried away from the spot. Then might havo been seen a strange tmng. mm a littin old faded shawl about her wan-plnehed face, her cold, slockingless feet in wot, mud-covered shoes, flitting from treo to treo through the dark cedar aisles to tho front of tho line, this llttlo ghastly spirit sped along on hor mission of love. On past tho trenches, while tho spinning bullets whirled and sung abovo her head, sho soon revealed herself to tho opposing sharpshooters, but was sho safe',' Kafo? Not in tho halls of wealth, In tho iruard ed thoroughfaro of tho most peaceful spot on earth was over a child safer and freer from danger than that poor llttlo orphan of war, as with anxious look and hasty tread sho peered about among tho clay-Ulsllgureil laces for tho feat urcs of her doad father. J,ilin tho lull boforo a storm tho rlflos ceased tholr wicked crack, and know that many a powder-blackened faco was streaked with a hot and un checked tear, when at last thoy saw this llttlo inald haston o ono body and help to ralso It to a sitting posture, and then saw tho gontlo, tendor motion of a child ish hand wlpo tho coarse stains from tho dying soldier's face, saw her place a canteon to his fovcrlsh lips, sav him fold her to his heart and thon fall back to earth, saw her stoop and kiss tho silont Hps, and taking somothlng from his hand, silently drmv back to tho shel tering cedar grovo onco moro. Tho soldiers called hor "Littlo Lou," but, llko tho scenes and events ot those trying and soul-thrilling days, sho too Hnos, but In tho memory of tho past a faint, fantastic mjitli in tho panorama of tho great robelllon. Major 1, W, Hub boll. In American Tribune, A HEDEL PARROT. How It Piucil .lotUti I. Ilenjiiinln From Ileitis' Cnpttircd. General Forney, of Alabama, told a. good story of tho war, not long ago, In a cloak-room of tho House ot Representa tives. He heard It from tho lips of a Confederato ollieer, who got It direct from Judah 1'. Henjamln, tho Confeder ate Sectotaryof .State. Jefferson Davis and his cablnot wore nt soino llttlo town In Wcstorn North Carolina, on their wnyto Toxas, after Leo's surrender, when thoy heard of the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, Tho news appalled them, A council of war was held, All fell that the Indignation of the North titer Lliuvln's death would be so great that summary vengeance would be wreaked upon any members of tho Confederate Cabinet who wcro cap tured. Henjamln struck out for himself. Ho tried to make his way to tho sea coast and tako his chances of escaping V) Hurope. lie had llttlo money. At first he was assisted by members of his own religious faith, but In tlmo bis sup plies ran out and he had any thing but a pleasant experience. He understood that there was a largo reward olfered for his arrest. The country was scoured by Federal cavalry and several times ho narrowly escaped capture. Ho finally reached the boundary of Florida and (ieorgla. It was unsafe for him to ap ply at plantations for shelter. Ho slept in thickets and wherever ho thought it would bo safe. One night, hungry and footsore, he went to sleep upon a bed ot pine needles in a scrub of saw palmettos. Soon after daylight ho awoke. A sharp f.ilsetto volco shouted: "Hurrah for Jeff!" It startled hliu. At first ho thought that it canio from some Yankeo trooper on his trail, and trying to lure him out. TJifi mocking-birds were singing In the plno trees above the palmettos, and iinches wcro twittering in tho tops. Occasionally a cardinal groesbeak How ever him. All the time, however, ho heard tho words: "Hurrah for Jolt!" ut tered in the shrill falsetto tono, Atlast ho ventured to ralso his head nnd cau tiously peer over tho scrubby palmettos. Nobody was In sight. Ho raised himself to his full height, which was very short, and looked around htm. "Hurrah for Jell!" was repeated. Ho saw, a few yards away, a parrot sitting upon the limb of a burned pine. Ho iiilckly concluded that tho ilwncr of the bird could bo trusted. He approached the parrot, which gazed at him with ap paient Interest, and then began to whistle "Away Down In Dixie." A mo ment afterwards the bird Hew a hundred yards or more and again shouted: "Hur rah for Jell!" llenjatnln followed nnd soon arrived at a plantation In tho edge of a hammock, shaded with live oaks. Its owner lived in a large log house, with a cartway through the middle. The chimneys were built upon tho outsido of tho dwelling, and there was a row of negio quarters near by. A tall Cracker sat upon the stoop dandling a half-naked oy upon his knee. Iteulamin asked him It he owned tho parrot. Ho replied that he did, and added: "That bird's a rale old rebel, llko thu rest of us." Thereupon Henjamln made himself known, and was treated with the utmost hospitality. More than that, tho Cracker gavo him a mule and saddle and after that ho had no dllliculty in making his way to tho coast. N. l. Sun. A DOMESTIO DISTILLATION. To kill bluo grass growing botweon bricks around tho lawn, wash tho bricks with salt wator or strong solution of soda. A olub for attaching lcathor to Iron may bo mailo by adding about flvo por cent, of glycerlno to good gluo, and just boforo using add flvo por cont. extract of oak bark or tannlo acid. Uso thick and hot. Am. preparations for waxing doors nro heated byjsottlng tho kettlocontaln tng tho mlxturo Into another containing boiling wator. Hy this means tho bees- wax becomos incorporated with thoaur pcntlno and othor Ingrodlonts. No floor will bo "sticky" If tho wax Is properly rubbed In. Tho bestartlclo for rubbing In oil or wax Is a parquet brush, such as are sold by manufacturers of parquot floors, and at largo houso-furnlshlng stores. Is an lntolllgont treatment of differ ent fabrics a largo part of tho art of washing consists. Flno laces, for ex ample, must bo treated by thomsolvos. Vory Bno laco may bo cleansed and whitened by folding It smoothly, and sewing It Into a clean linen bag. It Is then Immersed for twolvo hours in pure oltvo oil. A llttlo flno soap Is shaven Into water, and tho lace put Into this and boiled for fifteen minutes. It must bo well rinsed, dipped Into starch water, and thon taken from tho bag and stretched and pinned to dry. A onnAT many women aro annoyed by the rapidity with which braid woars off their dress skirts. Tho best qualities of skirt braid aro tlncr.and of ton do not wear as long as tho cheaper, coarse onos. Tho vory best material for binding a dross skirt Is a bt.is band ot good volvot put on as a roll., (t will outlast threo pieces of worsted braid, and, moreover, will savo moro than Its cost In saving flno walking shoos from tho wear on tho In step caused by tho friction ot braid. Tbi.i often causes tho shoo to bo shabby hero bolero any other part of It Is por ccptlbly worn. Wax disappears If, aftor saturating with benzine or turpentine. It Is covered with folded blotting paper, and a hot flat-Iron put upon it. l'arafllno Is ro moved by boiling wator or hot spirits. Ink spot or rust yields to oxalic acid. In combination with hot wator; chloride of gold or silver spots to a weak solution of corroslvo sublimato or cyanldo ot potassium, but all of theso agents are doadly poisons. Sealing wax Is dis solved by hot spirits and then rubbed off with ossla sepia; India Ink is slightly brushed over with oil, and. after twolvo hours, with saponified salmlacj any particles of color still remaining must bo removod with rubber. TRAVELS OF A PIANO. ventrul Wnr Kxperlenre of a I'nloll In. strumeiit In the South. Dr. J. I). Hale, formerly of Halo's Mills, Tenn., afterwards (Jenrral Thom as' chief of scouts during tho war, and now residing nt Howie, Md,, tells a re markable story of tho experiences of a piano, which is still in possession of the family and in good condition. It Is eceeiliii''ly doubtful if any other piano in the country has such a stirring and romantic history. In the j ear lv"7 the Instrument was brought to Halo's Mills, Tenn., from Al bany, s. Y-, and when placed in posi tion and tried by Miss Acherman, tho children's teacher, sho declared "there is an angel in the house," The senti ment was echoed by the entire family. The piano remained, and also tho angel, until the Halo retreat in July, leDI, when Halo's neighbors, fearing tho reli els would burn the hamlet, as they wero threatening, waded tho river, carried It across and concealed It In a corn-Held, whence other neighbors carried It to Mr. John Weils' residence, near tho Kentucky line, where it remained sev eral months, and was then reunited to Albany, Clinton County, Ky. In April, lf-ii'.', when Mrs. Halo's experiences had taught her that she must remote her sell in order to retain any means to llvo on, or even decent clothing to cover tho children, she went to Creesboro, on tho Cumberland river, leaving thupluno. minus tho legs, packed In a box with clothing, and a 1'nlted States Hag, the ono hoisted over the mills, July 4, lbOl, in Major Jlrent s house, whero sho had been living. Tho next news tho Halo family heard ot tho piano, clothing, flag and cover, thoy had been captured by a Confeder ate force and taken in an ox wagon to tho town of Sparta, White County, Tenn. Tho Hag w as fastened to a horse's tall and dragged through tho streets ot the town, amid shouts nnd jeers; tho clothing was disposed of, tho rubbor piano cover cut In the mlddlo and worn by tho Captain, and tho piano, nfler be ing fitted on pieces of bedstead legs, was buhl to a air. Anderson, of Whito Conn ly, Tonn., in whoso possession It was foimd by a company ot Federal soldiers tho latter part of 1WI5 and conveyed to Livingston, Overton County, Tonn,, where It remained some months, and was then removed to the Halo's Mills slto In tho year lMU, and placed upon Its old legs again, tho sumo "angel," though battored and rather out of tune. Tho flag that was so nialtreatod at Sparta was replaced by an old garrison Hag from tho United Statos ordnance department, by order of (Jeneral (Jeorgc ii. i nomas, in louo, uut Is only display od on special occasions. Tho piano remained at tho Mills site until some tlmo In tho year 1870. whon It was shlppod to the manufacturers In Albany, N, Y., for repairs, and thon tc Stoddard, N. H., whoro It romalned un til ldS.'), and was thon shipped to Ilowlo, l'rlnco Ocorgo County, Md., whero it now is in tho possession of tho Hale family, and remains, tho "angol in the nouse." Washington Tost. MA.mil William II. Ui'iiam, of Knclnc, wis., is salU to liavo boon tho onlv sol dlcr who ovor took off his shirt in tin prosonco of I'resldent Lincoln. Ho was wounded In soveral places at Hull Run, captured nnd confined In Llbbv nrlBon for eight months without having hli wounds drossed. Aftor hearing hl story Lincoln nskeu to see. his wounds, DROPS OF WISDOM. Ilr.CAUsi: a friend Is pollto, do not think his tlmo is valueless. Tiir.iu: is ono thing that monoy can not do it can not Impart to Its possessor that real refinement which marks the truo lady or gentleman. Tun golden moments in tho stream ol ltto rush past us, andwosco nothing bul Band; tho angols como to visit us, ant1 wo only know them when thoy aro gono. Gcorgo Eliot. Hi: is tho truo hero and sho is tho truo woman with whom thoimpulsesof kind ness aro most powerful and by whom tho call for help Is not unheeded; nnd thoy aro best fitted for usolulnoss who do not waste their sympathy In tho fruitless pursuit of. usoless .excitement. N. Y. Ledger. ' - Do good Co all'mrm as you havo tho'' opportunity. Deal out kindness and fa vors with an unsparing band. Tho causo you understand not search out. It you can not find happiness by direct scarcn try anoiuor pian. iwauo otners happy and seo'lf that docs not makoyou truly blessed. Tin: man who can learn, reason and executo with equal facility possesses tho elements of success, ovon though his qualities bo of but an inforlor order; nhllo ono who has any of theso facul ties abnormally dovoloped at tho ex pense of tho othor, will always bo crip-" pled by tho absenco of the essential features of a successful llfo. The Impediment Is In thyself; thy con dition is'tho stuff thou art to sbapo that samo Ideal out of; what matters wheth er such stuff bo of this sort or that, so tho form thou glvo It bo heroic, bo poet ic? O, thou that plncst In tho Imprison ment of tho actual, and criest bitterly to tho gods for a kingdom whoreln to rulp and crcato, know this of a truth: tho thing thou scckest Is already with thee, hero or nowhoro, couldst thou only sco. Larlylo. T PAINTERS AND PAINTINGS. The Queen has Invited Ilerr Swoboda, tho Austrian artist, and his slstor, who Is also an artist, to visit Windsor Castlo for tho purposo of painting portraits for tho members ef tho royal family. John Sargent, tho American portrait painter, who lives most of the tlmo in London, has picked up as high as $80, 000 In four months at his profession. lie Is tho only Amorlcan artist who can com mand $5,000 for a portrait. THE MARKETS. a a , l 40 . 8 GO . S CO S 33 ft 06 2 10 a l onto 7 a 3 oo a 8 13 W 01 10 11V4 4 73 4 10 4 30 4 73 3 23 8 CO 1 I'lVj 40 87t'l 7014 9 00 9 00 a 14 no a is uvea 14 ,. o 11 73 6Vta ett ,.. a o , . a &3 New York, Aug. 26, 1800. CATTLE Native Btoera. 4 0 a B 03 COTTON Mlddllnu a lltl FI.OUII Winter Whoat. . . 8 85 a 6 83 wheat-no. 2 Red i io a l ntj COItN-No. 2 17U OATS Wcstorn Mixed 40 a 45 I'OHK-Meas U '0 a 13 23 ST. LOUIS. COTTON-Mlddllnn IIEUVKS-Kiport btoers Slilpplni; HOGS Common toSelect... KIIKK.l'-l'nlr to Choice VLOUK-l'atcnts XXX to Oliolca.... WIIEAT-No. 2 Hod Winter. CORN No. 2 Mlxod , O ATS-No. 2 IIY1C No.2 T011ACCO-Lub (MUsourl). Lout, Hurler.... If AY Clear Timothy IlUTTUIt-Oholco Dairy KGQS-Freth l'OUK Standard Mess IIACON-Clcar ttlb LAKO I'rlmo Steam WOOL Cliotco Tub CHICAGO. OATTI.E-Slilpplns 1IOUB Good to Choice SHEEP Good to Cliolce FLOUH Winter l'atenu.... Sprhifr ratents ... WFIKAT No. 2 Spring COUN-NO. 2 OATS-NO, 2 White roitK stauuaru ica KANSAS CITY. OATTLE-SlllpplliKSloorB.... 8 25 IIOGS-Salua ut..., 8 73 WIIKAT-No.2 Ued OATS-No. 2 26 COUN-No.3 NEW ORLEANS. FLOim-Ulffh Grade 4 C3 COHN-Wlllto 61 OATS Choice Western 48 IIAY-Clioloo rOUK NOW ill'85 , HACON-Ulear Itlb CO ITON Middling LOUISVILLE. WIIEAT-No; 3 Ued COUN No. 2 Mixed., , oats o. i uixeu l'OUK Mrs IIALON Clear nib COrTQN-MIUdllnf ,.,, IV .jimlth'i Tonlo Bjrrup. TaU'fnie&i remedy was discovered by tneemlnenttDr. John Bull, of Louisville, Ky. It IS intended as a scientific substitute for qulnlno, and Is rapidly superseding tho use of this drug. For any ailment thatmay indicate n need of qulnlno, Umlth's Tonlo Byrup may be prescribed in prelercnco nnd with more, satisfactory results, as It never leaves any unpleasant after-effects, such as fullness of ,the hoad, headacho. buzzing In the eart, deafness, uneasy or aching sensa tions, .nausea, convulsions, paralysis, etc. It has all the good medicinal qualities ct aulnlne andla frco from lti many evil ten enclos. As a tonic, antlpurlodlo nnd anti pyretic,' His unexcelled by any drug known to medical: sclonco. In cases ot malaria, colds, lnUuenza, Inordinate temperaturo of tho body, feverish symptoms, chills and fever, etd,,itio othor remedy can bo used with suchn-ertalnty of beneficial effects. It Is a certain antidote for tho evil Influences of malaria and cllmatlo changes, A. MAN onV Pullman may sell his berth right for moro than a moss of pottage In case of a crowd. Washington Star. rt Items Beckers' Kxcurilona At HALF BATES, VIA WADA8II LINK, will be-rnniBeptomber 9th and 23d, and October 14th, to points in Southwest Mis souri Kansas, Nebraska, Arkansas, In dian Territory, Oklahoma, Texas, Colo rndo. Hew Mexico, Wyoming, Utah, Idaho, Montana, South and North Dakota, Iowa and Minnesota. , Rats-One Fare for Hound Trip. For time tables, tickets and other particulars apply to the' nearest ticket agent of the Wabash, or connecting lines. ,i - TntRi Is nobody or nothing In this world that Is so often crossed in love as the front door-mat Blnghamton Leader. A. Valuable Franchise Hernrfld. ' The franchise of easy digestion one of tho most yoluablo In tbo gilt of medical science can bo secured by any person wlso enough to uaj-flostctter's Btomach Hitters, either to supJTr&ss crowinc dyspepsia, or to uproot It at maturity. Bilious, rheumatic and fever and ague sufferers, persons troubled with nervousness, and the consti pated, should also securo the health fran chise by tho same means. It seems quite natural that the threads of conversation should sometimes produce a long yarn. It is a common belief that all advertise ments of medicines are gross exaggerations or downright lies. Moro than thirty years ago Dr. Shallcnberger, of Rochester, l'o., dls covered an Antidote for Malaria, and tho medicine has had a largo salo without news paper advertising. Could a lit llvo and pros per so many years without help! Wo aro now telling tho public through tho newspa per that such a remedy Is within tho reach of every sufferer from Malaria, and shall state nothing that docs not squaro with ab solute truth. A. T. SniLLENnr.noEK & Co , Rochester, l'a. The first week that a man has a telephone In his ollico bo Is apt to have thoycller fever badly. Boston Bulletin. 3, -m PRICKLY ASH BITTERS On ot the most Important organs ol lh huminbody IsthaLIVER. When It falls lo properly perlorm Its functions the entire system becomes deranged. The BRAIN, KIDNEYS, STOMACH, BOWELS, all refuse loperlormthelrwork. DYSPEPSIA, CON 'STIPATI0N, RHEUMATISM, KIDNEY DIS EASE, ale., are the results, unless some thing Is clone to assist Nsture In throwing oft the Intpurltles'caused by the inaction ol a TORPID LIVER. This assistance so necessary will be found In Prickly Ash Bitters ! It acls directly on the LIVER, 8T0MACH and KIDNEYS, and by Itsmlld and cathsrtlo effect and general tonlo qualities restores these organs to a sound, healthy condition, and cures all diseases arising from these causes. II PURIFIES THE BLOOD, tones up tho system, and restores perfect health. II your druggist does not keep It ask him to order It lor you. Send 2c stamp for copy of "THE HORSE TRAINER," published by us. PRICKLY ASH BITTERS CO,, Bole Proprietor!, ST. LOUIS, MO, Invalids, aged peoplo, nursing mothers, overworked, wearied out fathers, will Unit the happiest results f roil) judicious uso of Dr. Blierman's Prickly Ash Hitters. Where the liver or kldneyVare affeeted, prompt action Is necessary, to change tho tide to ward health, cro thodiseaso becomes chronic possibly incurablo, and thcro Is nothing better to bo found In tho wholo range of materia medico.- Bold everywhere. Said, tho penlmtfe to the you're bo shurpvi think I'd Binghamton Republican. tho pencil: "Since Dettersaut up." The Mother's Friend" Not only shortens labor and lessens pain attending It, but graMy; diminishes tbo danger to llfo of botJtnaother and child if used a few nwntfMtefore confinement. Wrlto to Tho BrjBfc Rogulator Co., At lanta, Go., for IjWfartlcuUrs. old by all druggists. JmHst j .v, OOI.D is pj iany in mo lodVmaovesses. oartlen-T i a waicn. Texas oiiwpgs,.' A. u. vhau. IV VAh, Ul A III Dabbini' Eltctrlo. Suav. sav tin close un their Immense wor one. grain of agvutrtUinu in their-DBflOins' 'Klectrlc Soap vvdula tbamil wero as hon est. ' . t Tub recetver'Is-enr'Baa as the thief, but Mthcrdtahem feel as bad ns td tojcr.-rf AL' first: UpatcoVCastor's Llttlo Liver Mils regulato old harsh nunratlvo nills. .Thov you sicic ana meiT tcavo you con u$er.'s Little Liver Pills rcmilfitr the howels aim inako you v, ell. Dose, ono pill A roruult fallacy that the easiest things to do aro to tell tho truth and to edit a pa per. Llgljt. ' I I'HEScniUE Smith's Tonlo Byrup in my practice, having found It to bo usirocom mended a euro for cIiIHb and fever. A. Brown, M. D., Concord, Tex. UiiL-STOSts intended tor publication aro usually as big as hen's eggs. South Side Observr; A child that Is restless at night and don't ouiabogivenDr. Hull's worm it may nave worms. VT aa v A i sleep well, should bo liesiroyers. Tns man who lives a dual life will kill himself sooner or later. Elmlra Gazette. It is no longer necessary to tako bluo pills to rouso tho liver to action. Carter's Llttlo Llvert'lirs aremuciiuctier.Don'tforgetthls. Wisb as an owl tho lawyar with Ms "to wn." fuck. A'fair lady becomes still fairer by using menn s enipuur noap. UIll's Hair and 'jyhisker Dye, BO cents. S SO a 1 fill 0 s 60 a si a s jo a 1 OGU'd .... a .... a I 10 I Si i S3 5 61 S 50 1 OCVl i'M S7U II 2i S 00 S 0211 1 UJ a in a 63 a Mi a is oi la 13 Wh Ml a it IS 00 I 00 SI 411 im A rnoTOOiurnan 's negative and a pretty girl's afflrmatlvo are both developed In a dark room. ATHFn-rBtracn. TVest Toledo. Ohio, savs "Hall's Cotarrh Cure saved my Ufa " Write him for particulars, noia Dy iiruggisis, too. Womerfc are not- slow to comprehend. They're quick They're alive, and yet it was a man wno discovered the one remedy for their peculiar ail ments. The man was Dr. Pierce. The discovery was his " Fa vorite Prescription " the boon to delicate, women. Why go, round "with one foot in the grave," suffering in silence misunderstood when there's a remedy at" hand that isn't an experiment, but which is sold under the gmrantee that if you)are disappointed in any way in it, you can get your moneyjback by applying to its makers,; We cant hardly imagine woman's nQft.rying it. P6s siblv it mavbe true of one or two: butiwe doubt it. Women I'ate ripe for it, Thev mustr&have it. Think of a prescription and nine out of ten waiting for it. Carry the news tolthem iff IM. The seafsof sick headache is not in Jthe brain. Regu- . - U Its. 1 w late the stomach and vou cure it. Dr.v Pierce's Pellets are the Littiu. Regulators, .lVf.l aBV-aBBBBBBBBa ONI$ ENJOYS Both tho method nnd results when Syrup of Figs is taken ; it is pleasant and refreshing to tho taste, and acts gentlyyet promptly on tho Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses tho sys tem cllecttinlly, dispcis.coids, Head aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is tho only remedy ol its Kind ever pro duced, pleasing to tho tasto and ac ceptable to tho stomach, prompt in its action nnd truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from tho most healthy and agrccablo substances, its many excellent qualities' com mend it to all and have mado it tho most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for salo ii 50c and 81 bottles by all leading drug gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAH FRANCISCO, CAL. LOUISVILLE. KY. HEVt K0RK, N.Y. Tutt's Pills la an htualuable remedy for SICK HEADACHE, TORPID UVER, DYSPEPSIA, PILES, MALARIA, COSWENESS, AND ALL BILIOUS DISEASES. Sold Everywhere. urt. OWEITB ELECTRIC BELT jvitd oran.apiDiraioxvx'. Patented Auo. to, 1887, tMM0YJuirso.itt9. giMmmimWKSr'n. ah RhftuBttis c.. "AT . OALVAKI0 BODY BUT All Rhaunatis Gen plavlnlLnmbnjO"frl nnd Htrveu , DiUlity, Ooitlvaaut. Kit da DImmm, Jfartantis, TrtintllBfi ItxTjavl Ex IT. if Ymts.AfV (i-T-RziT ra Dtsvmaini.B piitiii ni iibit itluu is ,.1. 116. BttrOIHIIll.S riSTIMOl PIT'TSUU I' dr. OWEN'S CUb I nib indULXdairiariia,. Also on Eleotrlo Truss and Belt Combined. fund to, t.uc for nil lllaat'd IMt. tu pcm, irtlah will b mbith Ir pl.la actl.d taTtlo!. Mantles Ilia nenar. Addratd OWEN ZLZCTKIO BELT ft APPLIAMCK CO. 300 North Brondw.r, ST. LOUIS, XO, 880 Broadwar. NEW TOESCITT. THIS IS THE CLASP 00FF'8 DRAIO. 1 wherever found, That holds the Roll on which Is wound Tho Braid that Is known tho world around- CAPILLINE U rente it Cherolctl Plicovciyof. tha nice, iforaor need to bo bald or gray, 'Warranted to present or euro every of baldnem, A dellcloai perf ami and unrlraled hair dre-tialng. $t per bottle, free bjr matt or expreM od receipt of prlc. In bank draft or money order, parabla to CAPILLINE MANUFACTUR ING CO.,lea Melneclaw. lik jvirDreflUtfbrU. iriiuii tola raran rwj mm ?m i IT IB Tini br OIIIT. nitKVA cintmtEN. Tbomanda f jennf tocaaM onto In Iht U. It. a. ttavlr llfti and tiHr health aad tfcflr bapplnf u la Jlldft'a rood Ibelr sUllr dirt In Ifer and CklfdllMdlianDi beta UTUlIIK IIADIXG TWO II 05 wall 0. WMOMIICII CHI IV Washington, II. :. uuccessTuny pkuheoutes claims. P, GANGER Lata Principal Examinee U. H. 1nilan Bureau. Syr In lat war.lftatljudlcatlnsr clalnu.attr ainco. and Tumnra Cared, noknlfe.book f re. II rH O rat I n y II u ah. 1A3 Elm MVeat, CJnciunatl, Ublo, PATENTS! ' at Law, Wubtattsa, II. I Catarrh. nro'aehltla.I.un Troublea aurad by lUmell'i 1'atent Hrrb 8innlce. lohala ASTHMA RrlUttd I tlnn and Inf union, dialled for tVJc nUmra, Ueoi ire Atliuollt 1J9 Kranklln Avenue, St. Louie, Mo. , WAWTPn PEACH 8EED inloUltol.OOOnuih IIMniLU ola. MTAUK HiKH.. Louisiana, Mo. jr Sim TUll fiPKR ettf that jm PAINLESS. PIJILS WORTH "A CUINEAA feOXfk - For BILIOUS & NERVOUS DISORDERS allClt as WVW uu ruin in tnu oivrnmn, rsyiH33 WIU vnoitmy mmc, mvui; Dizziness, afid.DroH'siness.XoldChlllt.FIOshings of Htat, Loss ot Appetite, Shortness of Breath, Costiriness, Scum, Blotches on tho Skin, Disturbed Sleep', FrightM;B(eams, and all Nervous and Trembling Sensations, &c. " THE FIRST-DObE WILuCIVe RELIEF; IN TWENTY MINUTES.. BECHAM'S PlflS TAKEN AS DIRCCUO RESTORE FEMALES TO COMPLETE HEALTH. For Sick, Headache, Weak Stomach, Impaired Digestion, Constipation, Disordered Liver, etc., Ihf7 ACT UKE MAGIC. Strengthening tllo mncu! Syttem, restoring lonc-lost Com plexion, bringing buck tho n edge of appetite, and amusing with the ROSEBUD Or HEALTH Hie whole phyelcal energy ot tlicl human tramo. Ono of tlie best Kuarnnttea to thn Nerixue mJOebllltateil Is Hint BEECHAM'S PILLS HAVE THE LARGEST SALE OF ANY PROPRIETARY MEDICINE IN THE WORLD. . lrpiired only by TIIOH. II i:i:cll Alf . S(.n.tn. T.nn.n.hlre. Englnnd. AOia n JrMI'iHrFirrffii!. p, r, HLLan ooa anu oof vanai 01. near nil.. .in lieu ni a lea. , rn ill v'.ur onjgKiai uora n"vn'.p.nanij ,'iun wniu HENBY BOOKRATH DBALEB IN I DIIT GOODS. 0LOTIHNG, HATS, CAPS, BOOTS. SHOES, GROCER" IE8, PROVISIONS. TO'BACCOS, H A RD V A IX E, QUEENSWAItE, 1'INWAKB, OILS, SALT, 151717. . Country Produco boucht and old Goods dellvjrcd froa of charge to any part of tho city. 701 & vm West Alain ana corner of Uollrar Street. "JlT. X) "W" IQHT, DBAL1SK IN , Qrooenei, Agricultural Implements Wotjons, Spring Wagons, Buggies, Road Carts. PlOwa, Harrows, Hay Rakes. Corn Shelters, Feed Cutters, Steel Road'Scrapers. 70 West Main ttireo.. F, H. R E P: H L 0, DBALEIt IN General Merchaudlso, (Vest Mam Street. No. CO I - C. & L. WAGNER- BREWERS, JEFFERSON CITY, MO. KEG AND BOTTLED BEER.' Havo tho largest Brewing nnd , Bottling Houso West of St. Louts. ' MOISTROJE 1-IOTJSE W. W. WAGNER, Proprietor. 82.00 PHB ID-A-'Z'. Cor. High and Monroo Sts. j Enlarged, refitted nnd furnished. First ciass in nil departments. Ac commodating and trusty porters at all tinlns. ) Electrlo Bells nnd Hess Guest call and Fire alarm in every room. OITIcp, Dining Room nnd.largcst and finest Sample rooms in tho city on the first Ooor.' VICTOR. ZUBER DICALF.U IN ii!D WANCFACTUHEH O? . sMARBLE e AND o GRAHITEs Monuments and Headstones, AdJoloiDz Merchant'! rank, Jefferson ft. j CITY Hem " COHNKU Iliail AND MADISON STS. E.FFERSOHCIT Y, HISSODRI. FRED. KNAUP, Proprietor. , RATES-12.00 PER DAY: 1'elcphpno communlcatlops and olhe'r modern conveniences. Commercial men will find it to their interest to stop At Jlic City. It is centrally lo cated nnd i.ssiimple rooms are tho 'best. Trus'y portcra nt all pnasen. get trains y THEODORE TAHPRf Farm and HacMn8;Repair Shops IlllASS CASflNOS IIADK TO OIIDEU Glvo hs a vnll.for anything In our line. Satisfaction guaranteed. Shops on.-Jtfferson'strect, between Dunklin nnd A9h!cy. 9 ebher our ofj-he wQrldha.n oul-of the raaniuru 2LdL it IS 37y1- MI Hon SB mm iik.u... i ri!ri"jii ili i. t ui i iuuoe-t.ieo.nine-iris o.soiia coJe ojscounng so.e.pTry ih Cleanliness is always fashionable and the use of or the neglect to use SAPOLIO marks a wide difference in the social scale. The best clashes are always the most scrupulous in matters of cleanliness and the best classes use SAPOLIO., PlIITIMJ W. Ii., poiiKlan Khoei.nre war vnwBBvi rttnieua mid over. name and prion stampeU on if pair lias hu W. L. DOUGLAS $3 SHOE 8ENTLEMEK Fin C.lr le4 W.l.rpr..rCr.l.. Tla and dlirAb llltv. S3 50 ,onrlr Welt la lb iuud.rd droll io ih l'ollceman'i Rlioo liieipeelallrailtptel iiuiuu lorrKiirona man, iriner., viw. ILL BID! II concuss, HCTTOJ iSB UCL S3 0 9 SHOES . . hTBbenmoitfTorntilf receiTedflnolntroduoeJ. Ak your inler, and If be can not tupplr you tend dfre.t to f uctory ndOBlng adrtrtlied prfco, or apoii iur oraar iianBi Y. t. DOUOLAS, Brockton. Mass. 1 This Trad Mark I on Waterproof coat ith world, BORE WELLS ! Oar WcllMtehliifl kf lit moat liiejraoMHKi; woitK nn ! U It K ATKK IMtllFIT. Thfy M.N I II Mr1Uwbr Ibcr rAJI.I ADT'lUt,'! IncLiM lo U incbec tlUmtra LOOMIS & NYHAN. TIFFIN, OHIO. rvAjii this rrzB iwi MAKB MONEY! 1 tUgffS' FREE I NEEDLES, fForall BtnrMtchlneii I Btanimrd uoousonlr SHUTTLES lpend (or wholeasle price HFriAino ' llit.BLiLrcr M'r'oOQ, aVfflXI VBU r ATU mm Um m trrtU. FRED. TRUBTZEL, Proprietor. Having purchased tho "Farmers' Home," corner, of Jefferson and Dunklin streets, and put everything about tho premises In good order, I ask tho patronago of farmers and others. First Glass Heals and Lodging; Finest Honors, wines", . beer and e'ears always on linnd. Good horse' and wagon lots. Itatcs very reason able. Vcrv respect fully. FRED. TRUKTZEL, Prop. .1 PENSIONS: Thousands XNTZTXJEO undirtba NEW ULW. Writ lmmaiUaielr for It BLANKS for applica tion. J.H.CHAI.LK JU.,tVaUalata,l.a 'B1M1 TKIS rrxft mrj ta. pa vtMfr EDUCATIONAL. UN I ON CO 1,1,1(1 If of LI W.Chlc.io. rail Term be llui dept. U. ror circular add. If. Boolb.Cnloaf o. 1 UU nil m un Agent Uuilneaaliere.andieciire (ood iltnatloni. write J. 1). BHOWN, Bedalla, Mo. aj.juluUIjr1nJlm7llaaiMa.1u. TELEGRAPHY "olgRS: Tuition paid in intllmoti. W anlit to Doctttonf. IIBEMRfiMT TCUQRAPH SCKOIt, IlliriltllCt, Ml. UNIVERSITY 03B1 IT-iTjTTVOHSI. Oooriei In . AonicoLTOnn Eaiilo, V ebanlcal.ClTll.iin I Mlntnm AKCUITEOTUlKlCBtu. isTitr.NAT0KAi.niiTOHyi KHoMaaenduoDsnif LaNouiatei ancieut I.lNauJuaM. l'raparaiorr SELirH:P0l,llTSolH A, N. K. B. 1300. wniiff wnmita to adtebtihb pueasi aula, taat I .a .aw (ke 4railHMaU u Ulf E. W, ROER Insurance Agency, JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. HENRY WAGNER IH'.U.KIt IN Wines, Liqiiour, Cigars, Etc NO. 221 KAST Ilinil STI1EET. A fine Lunch counter run in connec tion with tho saloon, where lunch can bo bad at all hours. BEN.G. VIETH. CHRIS.J. MILLER Vieth& Miller, DEALE.1I3 IN C1IOICB ALES.WINES, LIQUORS, Whleky by llic gallon nt low rates. Families runpllnl wllp Cliulceft gredt S6T 2 2 0 Madison Street -a Ml To cariTll)l9o?nci, Dick Ilea J ache, ContU. patlon, Miliaria, IJvcr Complaint", tako, the iKo and eertnln remod, SMITH'S BILE BEANS Cfjo the HM Alt. Bice ( little Beam to tha t-OlllO). Tl!EAUa TUB HOST COMVENIBMT. . , Pl tea- AKm. 1 rice or clllier alie, sac per Ilottle. KISSING.'7:70-? MmUK8im