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The Lincoln County Herald
PUBLISHED KVKUV WEDNESDAY BV 'rlllSO. 13. FISHER, Cl,00 YEAR IN ADVANCE. COJP1I1 K1VE CENTS. T. DUNN,. Aiidrney tl La Mi 'Mary Public, New Hope, Missouri, Wilt practice iBtheCourtt nf the Nineteenth .Judical circuit. epcii " tceting. yrplBitp Dr. Jt C. GOODRICH, DENTIST, rWetille, - - Missouri Will in Troy ftom tlpla io time, due notlee of whlch'illt Will le given in mo iocbi papers It. Co MAGHUDElt, ATTORNEY AT LAW, tj:i-i-ir, - JIliMOUrl m - - Will prncticeln tbo Court, of tho Klneteetnh Judicial District. 'ni LINCOLN COUNTY HERALD. VOL. 8. TROY, MO., WEDNESDAY, MAY 14, 1873. NO. 19. A NOVEL SPOILED. From Scrlbner'a for May. Tho biroiue was not beautiful to begin wltb, not queenly, nor in any who ro niarkablo. one was just plump, win tangled yellow, curl appeared in tht doorway. ' Hut Miss Poll; was too busy io notice, oven when tho Httlo navigator took siUoco for consont, and plunged into hor fmso water with his trcasores. In this gen Uiarituuiu. uuu nua luat piuuip, win- , , . . . . i , somo little maiden, and .he stood it tho m "'"B'!8 . J ? garden gate, that moonlit Sunday even M. t , . e,Vn. n.,t B.v. ... - i j "All sort to make a world I 1 should think so I There's them reformiu' wo men what co about lecturin' and wantin' laws fixed, and men to giro em ihoir rights. Land rakes! why (loot they iag, with an air the very reverse of stato liueis and composure, pulling leaves from the roso bush near by with nervous fluttering fingers, that did not even know when tho thorns pricked them. Outsido W. C. McFARLAND, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Troy,' - - Missouri. Will praotico In the Courts of tho Nineteenth Judicial Circuit, aud will g'vo special attention to collection,. OfBie Front room over J. It. Knox', Bank. 7nl8 CIIAS. MARTIN, Jr., ATTOIJiKV AT LAW, Troy, - - Missouri. Will practice In all the Courts of tho Nine 'tionth Judicial Circuit. Special attention given to the collection of debts. vCn3'J "Yet." taid Uilly one tm, and lift ing tho lateh of the gate, he slipped Out. Maggie baa ears lo naming tnat mornini! but a footstep that did not come, and Aunt Polly wt too bust io rooking after tho whole treatioo to pay any ape clal attention to her own small eornor or it ; so thcro was nobody to observe tho new firm, as they trudged on 10 sect i favorable locality for their enterprise. It wan a long 6earoh, boweecr, sinco tho road at the end of tho rano was the only one they knew anything about mor over it was narrow, and well suited to their purposo in that. , ..t .1 . t . I I .ll ..on it lin I words half pleading hall : rowontful. do.?lhcBtop talkiu' aud doit? WhoV thorn Billy remarked, surveying it There was a momen s pause, then the oinR. ,0V,nder him 'cm ? They're just doubtfully. But Carli. was fertile in voice questioned, with a dash ol titter. fiko Mrs. JouCS when she wants to cross expedients. Her quick cyo rested upon n little (lis- "Shall I go, Maggio? aland on the fence and shoo I and swim! lanco un the lunc. and eho proposed that "Just OS yon please. Mr. Clifford ; Unr rn,k.li9tf in. flnn her nutaaoi. and fh.v .knnlit draw irini ilnwn serosa the w"bcroupou tho questioner turned sud cry( .q out jnoro j- W1CU tho critters load, to begin with. It was Tiord work, donly about and strodo rapidly down the ar0 s0 busy ca(en' gra8s that they never with all their united strength and most country roau, crusuing mo gimenng notico her no way, and sho might croea a vigorous efforts, but they pcrsoverou sand under his feet, whilo Maggie Bpcd jnzon times if she'd a mind to." until the task was accomplished. into the house, up to her room, and Ati me too ; yes, I think so," ob "I thought it was big enough to reach bolted her door as if afraid of being pur- gervC(i iiS8 Beck v.countinc her slilolics. ever bo far. and it don't." said Corlic, sued. Sho peeped through a window, ltut then I don't sav somo folks disannointcdlv. "Anvbodv could just . i . .11 s P I . I ino cato was a tun uuuru, a laco uruozen . . . , iv !,.-. and 'bearded, and . low voice uttering "VV"r V, TEMMS OV ADVEHTISISC;. One ,qaare(10 line,) or let,, one Insertion ..ft I Each additional Insertion. TV Administrators Notice, Final Settlement Notice, 3 l Stray Notice, (tingle atraj)., 3 0 Each additional ttray In tame notico 1 8 A Liberal Deduction -will be made to yearly advertiser,. A. V. McKEE. E. N; BOKFILS. JflcKEE &. ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Troy, - - IfliNsoiiri. Will practico In tho variou. Courts of this and adjoining counties. Special attentiun given to collections and matters relating to real ettato. p&- Office, northeast corner Main and Cherry treats, Just oplow Liacieuo lluiei. nouvi J. B. ALLEN. W. T. DAKER. ALLEN & BAKER, .AHorueys-at-Law, Agents Stale aim Pboeuix Iusuraucc fompaules, and Real Kslale Agents, TROY, MISSOURI. JOSP:i'il B. ALI.EN, 'Notary Public, apr25-'72ul7 Irom Donina tne curtain, utitit mo loueiy l,aVcu t as good a right to vote as any- (-0 around the side ot it. it tucy wantca pedestrian on tho quiet road had van j,0 jy( and more, too, for all I know, if to, nnd never pay a cent." ished from sight; then sho assured her tiey bo women," pursued Miss Polly, Jlilly cxprosscd a valiant determination Belf that "if Tom chose to act so-so frjsking around to tho other sido of her to "knock any fellow down that tried it," sho didn't care 1" and proved her utter tub. and Burvevine tho suds from that but Uarlie was unsatisfied Presontly a your wife examining the chair and bo. moaning its injuries, ana go into ino kitchen and wash your skinned and bloed ing hands with yollow soap. 'I lien you l'o down street after n man to do iha business, and jour wife goes ocr to the noighbors with her chair, tells l hem about Its injuries, and drains the neigh borhood dry of its oymputhy lung Lul'gre ion set huotv Denbury Nerrs. How a married Mat Sews tJuttwus It is bad cnouiih to seo a bacholor sew on button, but ho ie the embodiment of graco alongside of a married man, Ne cessity has compelled experience in llto former, but the latter bus depended ou somo ono else ler his service, and furlu nstcly for tho sake of socioty, it is mrely he is obliged to resort to tho needle It tu Fclf. Sometimes tho patient wife culd her right bund, or tuus a slner under the nail of tho index finger of the bund, and it is then the man clutches the neciltn around the neck, and, forgetting to t o it knot in the thread, cumniei.oit tu put on thn button. It is ulv.ays iu the uiurtiiug, and from fivo to twenty tniuulu alter this he is expected tu bo down ttreet. lie lays, the button exactly ou the slto nt its predecessor, urd puhi;s the need in through one eye, and vurefully draws tho lot nnint. "Puts me clear out of patience ni o of bean nolcs in a neighboring li 1 . .... .. i ... ... , 1 . : . 1, i .i Ditto wo- Hiii'itcs-rd on idea o re ci. anu me ran urvevint! ndifference by burying her face in her nnint. "Puts me c li . . -r I 1 .... .. ... n now wiiu a uurst ui sous, uuu umiru i n iinar all tuts tallc aooul Its sdiiid wo-Ihul'l' !. . i r .1 : l .... ... .... "., . . I . co . . . . . . jJ lorgeiiuiuess ui iuc jiuuoil-b iu ucr jiruuj mea 81 Wl) wa3 a tot oi eggs mat must area, in ntgn spirits, once more pruci'uuuu hat. he kent cool and not shook up much to annroDriatc them. Thov could carry They had quarreled about nothinR at al,,l callio' us 'miuisterin' angels,' all the but ono ot once, but gradually they loast bIio couldn't remember what it began time. Do I look much liko an angel, piled them up, with ono end on tho fento ... i . r ; . . n 1 - I . . . -,, I . . . i ... iu. wiiu uui oi coureu n wua an oiui ua i jjccUv Murray f and tuo otner resting upou iuv ran tween them uow, and he would go away ti,0 rcsomblaoco was not very striking nuite forccttinc in their zeal for a thor. as he had said. Sho wondered, as she 1S Bi,0 stood thcro with her sleeves rolled ough barricado to mako any arrangement lay with her flushed face turned toward up bcr bare arms akimbo, a wet check for opening their gato when the required . . . i i.i .i... 11 . .i j i . T , i i - . i t . ntt tuo stars, uow wuuiu setui iu uiu inai i uproti pinned about ncr, ana iier uuju ton biiouuiu no paiu. it wua smn, uii, nii'ht. and no awav Irom it all. ,i..nniti.il with n Rtreak of bloeini!. Con- Unma Imildini! : but tho two littlo faces, Wouldu't somebody be eorry thou ? bhe BCieiitious Miss Becky surveyed tho stout though flushed and perspiring, wcro also alaiost wibhed she could do it not quite, oru, rathcr doubtfully. triumphant as they gazed upon the com- because ouo doceti't liko to stop iu the "Well, to be Buro I That is, you'ro as pleto structure, with its last polo standing middle of a atorv. even if it is one's own : rnni tlm most Pollv better'ti most, nonrlv unricht acainst tho cart. Partly and, beside, what good would his reiuoree l0lly ; but then there's tho wings aud for coolnees to herself, partly by way of do her if she never could kuow anything things ; they'd make considerable differ oruomcnt to tho edifice, Uarlio removed ubout it? ' ence? 1 do s'pose 1" her sun-bonnet from her head and bung 'I'n m on Ins homeward walk, dis- !:,, vnn'll int winss sometimo. it unnn the highest point. coursed furiously to hiuictf u.on the Aunt Polly. Wish I had some now," "Bet nobody can get throuuh that I fi,.L Ptipsa and tierversltv ot all woman- ,tln,.i,l Rillv. with a nlashlli!! ot his rTnlainied lit v. panllticlV "uow mucu hind. "Not ouo of the whole raco worth hnrU in tho water that at onco recalled do vou 'ariose we'll mako ?" fnllows haart for." bore MUa Pnliv tn matters terrestrial. "Dollar, mav be." replied tho sanguino markod savagely, though with a queer "Mercy! what is the young one up to Garlic, her eyes growing round with the little quiver about his lips the winio. now? Uot my best spice box lor a boat, stupendous prospect. "i m too iireu iu Ono thiug was certain, he would not stay auj punched a hole clear through the build any little houso to live in to-aay , moping there. J ho world wus wide, and bottom of it to stick a mast iu, as sure as let a stay out-doors. come ia for repairs. "She was washinc, to bo uro, nnd liccky wae no groat nana at aoy ucedlo but knitting needles, but Maggio could do it slick as you ploarc." The owner assented with alacrity. "It did look rathe feodly to wear through tho villrgc if it wouldn't be too much trouble to just ut a stitch in U." lie watched the color como back into the face benl so steadily ovef that piece of darning; watched the white fingers buy with their task, and temarked sig nificantly : "What o talent you bare tor malting things rigbt.ogain." "After other people have mado thorn crooked," added Maggie, promptly. '1 don't think those threads will show that they were ovr separatod. Maggie vouchsafed no reply to that, and ho looked on to silence a few min utes lougcr. "There I tho breach is nearly healed." "Quito,-" sho said, clipping the thread "le it ?" he askid so tuddenly that she looked UD. andtbeo his eyes would have un answer, and she couldn't keep her heart out ot hers. So that was tho cod of it n long story cut thort in tho most commonplace way. And folly absolutely lelt the world at ., j artl.r jcavinc about three inches larcc to lake care of itself lor eeveral , :, ,:i,;t, r, ..0 wav. lie uivh successive wash days while bhe planned (0 j,imstlf : "Well, if women don't havn Mangles outut. lorn never went to ,e caBjcst time I ever see." Then he Arizona at all, but kept his place in tho coulus back ihe other way and gels the viiluiio store, and uous homo to u cozy littlo nest at night, where Maggie meets him at the door and receives a double entrance fee, because ho Bays he shall owe that to all toll nates bis life Ihrouuh And Maucio thinks, with a throb of thankfulness, bow well it is that a ten derer hand than our own wilful ones guides our destinies. Yes, they are bimplo souls and better satisfied with their humdrum happiness man wiiu tue II. W. tVHEELER, Jltorney at Law anil Notary Public, TROY, MISSOURI. "Will attend to any profe-slmial buili.ess In tho Courts of Lincoln, Worrell, I'iho and MorURoni-t-ry counties. sep7'7ln3Gyl AYM FHAZIEll. Q-W. COLBEHT FRAZIER & COLBERT, .Attorneys at Law & Ileal Estate Ag'ts TROY, MISSOURI. Will practico In all tho courts of the Nineteenth .Judicial Circuit. Special attention givon to col lections and to the sale and purchase and leasing of real estate. Abstracts or titles, warranty deeds, deeds of trust and mortgages made out on short notice. Large number. of valuablo -farm, for sale at low prices. f4f Offlco on Main street in Kansdell'a building, up stairs. v7n!4 W ALTON fc CREElCIl, Attorneys at Law & Real Estate Ag'ls, TROY, MO. Will practice Iu all the Courts of the Nineteenth .Judicial Circuit, and the Supreme Court of the Plate. All business entrusted to their caro will be promptly attended to. Office over Dr. S. T. Bast's Drug stole tours from 9 a' m. to 4 p. m. voldn2 there wus nothing now to hold bim back Uo would resigu his place in tho village store, aud join, tho uurty for Arizoua, 1'us. he would take tho first morniug train for tho city, and tell Colter he i. .i j-.... would go; mere hub iunui,ainijr nmu I'm alivo I Out of doors was very pleasant. They "Well, Maggio wouldn't tell me stories, 8at down on tho Bol't.grass that eded the ,.n' mv tnnV bruko. au' I did'ut kuow road, aud curled tho lonu stems of dan- ,,nihm oUc to do." affirmed lit v. deleu- ,i on w hi o thev waited lor their lortuuc sivoly. to como ; growing so interesting in their i.V.l.;..' lo? Wn it a IlH-l.-r nn nt im . that thev nau BimOMl enough for that yet, and if it left brief didn't, for it would like as anyway have forgotten that they were waiting for . .. ... 1. ll.. I.nlln. .1 -! lnl'l.nl...Hll 1 I. .. .. I....A nnj .III.. PaHlH space lor preparation, so mucu .uu mini, lccu tomeiutog worae lueicuu m uunci 1 1 anytuing, wucu u uui.o .u - - lie should iiot wait for the people lo tu. there, child I" with a softening dashins down the road, and Tom Clifford, l.ni.n their oninion. ho thought, lunoy. i!.,!.. in bar eves whereby tho anuel iu arith harelv time to reach the villago lor ing that by "people Do meant jiiss uur flashed into Bight tor an iniiant, -ail the city oouna train, rouo iuu uVvu .uo M ,.n lint in rca itv. learinc more i i , m im n m ba wor n can i maxe an hnrncado. ior a cioouiy auu uwuni faltering of purpose iu a nearer party. ocean in a wash tub; older folks than suitor, bcut upon rushing to the ends of Let the Sunday night be what it may, you have tried it. uuu out in tuo yaru mo cartn, to up Biayeu iu ma ,. j , . ; r-.ll : nll ,1... ai,nn u,wl rtluo thnre'i l l.n ml bov." m nld cart, loaded with beau polcst. was; MaKBie was glad that it was Monday The Juno sunshine fell soft and bright certainly exasperating. Nevertheless, ho bei ... t.t u- i;i,.ri. in .i..n tlm nmiitit. horxelr old warden, and nmild not no on : and as the two beam m nrn i n 17. h i u c u it iuii. udi u huvhi . , u -i- , . . . i . , sit with her sewini: in a quiet corner by a Billy was quite reconciled to his banish- iDg and satisfied young laces peeteu out w . . .. a t I . . a. 1 . - I. 4 ikn ... nt I . .:... 1. - .1 .inla.l tn DBWOll nKIIlIIIKIl' window, uoqueHtioned and unaisturuea, I meot mo uiomuuv uu uaugutv iuo iumiu ui ai auu, uo umuuCi u Willie UUBV i-UIll I UIIV. WUU HUUIU anwn I iuv aee-w I " I , n tho tall, cood natured sun- "What on earth have you aot ncro f no incxporieiieeu uiKu. '"'"'V ""-' ,, "..:.'..:. ir .i. . il ...,. ;.l.i,l Mis. in her washing, and lame Auut uecuy, uowers. uo seaieu uimii k. .u.. k-'-i --f who would stay whore Polly was, wer dug bis bare toes mto the warm earth of Carlie, with dignity. "Mo and Uilly WUO wouiu aiujr nuuioiu... . a !.:,. c...ll . i:. .....1 lot vnn llirnin-h if . i. i. . k a n ,i,.,i,iini ren nri:inarv i a noDDVuuu. tuu ictuiui: u.o dui.h , uj.uv it, "w j- d - u iuu .uuu.u .ujv..-0 v - r rt ,. I p l.i. ... '.i M f ,.,m. out tlnl.on thta. Mniltllini?. SOaPV. SHU 0OW8 UPOU IUO UUIUUCU ItUVSB ' uui iuu ..a,ku. v. ..vuvw . , , ., . 1. ....! l,i Office THE ORIGINAL LACLEDE STABLE, BIRKHEAD & THORNHILL Still have their. Livery Stables on Cherry st .the sign at the brick livery stable on Main street tv the contrary Bothwltbstandlng. The original Laclede Stables, by the above proprietors, are, as they have always been, few doors east of Wlthrow's ,addle thop, where the proprietor, will always be pleased to seo their friends. Busrelea. horses and wsgoaa to hire. Horse, fcoarded by ay or week. v8n2 NEW HOPE, M0.f ell$ Dry Goods, Groceries, d-c. AS CHEAP fs thttf cj ie tought anywhere in LINCOLN COUNTY.. Bis Stock i Fresh ni he wilt JT BE UNDERSOLD HE WILL PAY THE BEST PRICES iron Country Produce. disconsolate but a larne. pleasant, tidy small trowsers, sottlea ins round coin short. Jne norse, ot mat wuu, room where Aunt Becky could eujov between his palms, and dropped into a pied the fluttering whito sun bonnet, and her arm-chair and ner knitting togethe'r fit of childish meditation. With no past seoing so favorable an opportunity to be with Aunt Pollv'a discourse. Tho latter to remember, no caro to mako anxious, frightened, sprang suddenly to ono iide, lady was unusuauy luiaauvo u nau- -....--D r . . J . , i . u umU Li-.k lir.,1 ilrnnma nnd Diana had a crnnnrl. ana Btied OWBV Up day. I'OSSIOiy Doing Burruuuuou - "'" """"TS HI 7" ,1 . ' rn. ,j.J ...,. nn in the road n i i f I . ...i.i um. ii n 1 1. n nt i iron rnnpa : uuu uu uuu uuuv u- i juuiu. i uuj iuiivu wiw. r - ana ones oi itneu uBnoo.cu, y. - . ...i i u fput nulnit or speaker s stand, or perUaps, oided wuere no wouiu go Dewnueruu ui. u haShad all day Sunda; to think in. into possession of his coveted wings, be- 8lowly, brushed the dust from his clothes naving nau on uujr uuuu . , ...i..l,l .nfi flno lnti , ifter h a rfitreattn-? steed With her opinions needea susaing out auu biuub Buioiinuj, v - , " . ,w "-rT L.r... .1 ii,i .o.t- fnr nlnnil in the fur-off blue, to serve as bis a lone whistle smootntnt; oeiore tuoy ns - , . . , . . ' . . . . . the week At any rate, Miss Polly had bed at night, -"after it got too dark to ..Well, it isuT likely trnything will, a way of doing up tho world and her fly," when a voice intcrruptoa mm. 8t0p blm now until ho gets home, so i washinsr tocether. "Why don't you play with me, Billy might as well stay and pull this thing "Most throuch. Pol y." Uuestioned Murray r ' a nvue uiuu aowu. r --". Miss Becky as sho alwayi did every crushed .gainst the fence, and a pair of ,c,"-and there lorn paused, laughed the mukets. and from cod crew moro liko his jioou -natiarcu tlttlt-nour. ,T. r ' .T... l. I....I l,.,. ft., .omntv.fnnr Can't sa I m. responded ftliss under a wnue sun oouuea, hi bh . Polly, with a snap that shook out a pair eyes laugneu at ouiy. ,. ,. , , noum. i " '" ",;.! f"V t uiij, witua.M j. . OJ I'm thinhin' what nmnlnil nsnreamou -of thOBe dirty little tier worus ni iuc saiuu - juu b--"" - . - , : .: , ,. ".. ... ..1 'C'o-Parlitei'Hliil Dissoliiliou TUE co-partner,hlp heretofore existing bo tween John V. Nelson and II. II. trailer, ... ... t , J. V.n.i.r. unaer tuo name anu siyie oi ninuu has been dissolved by mutual eonsent, J. Nelson having purchased the entire Interest o ML . , ' .. I t II ..n.intia tit 1. 11. trailer in ino uusiness. nu (lebtml In ..ulil Ann. nllliur bv IlOtO or UCCOUIlt ore earneitly reuuoited to call and settle the . ... iaiiv 1.1 Vl.'l GflV .inn wun me. uiviii. i.wwv- Now Hope, Mo., Art" "-i 1873. . . ., i .1 i . i . i. needle tnrougu me eioiu eay l-iiuuk", aud lays himself out to fiud the ejo, but . . . i i i.;li: .1.. in spite ot a great ueui oi juooiiik i" needle oint persists in bucking agaitot' the solid parts or the button, sud unuiiy when he loses patience, his fingers catch the thread, and that three inches he ban lelt to hold tho button, slips through t'lto .... , . i . . ii eye in a twinkling nnu tue outioii run leisurely across tho noor. lie picks u up without a siugie rctujiK, out ui ros- most poetic misery ; but, alas, lor meir pect for ui8 childreu, and makes another biographer aud the ruined volume I attempt to fasten it. This time when cominc back with tho needle no Kccpn DoulPSliC Experiences both the throad and button from slipping Puttini- up a stove is cot so difficult iu by covering ihem witn ins inumo, auu . itself. It is tho pipe that raises for- is out ot regard lor mat part oi nim uiai. dm,., nf il. niinhii't' and all tho dust, be feels around lor the eye ol the necdlein You muy take dowu a stovo with all the a very carelul and judicious manner, oui caro in itie woriu, anu uave juur wiiv eveutunuj iuoiuj, ... put away ibo pipe in a secure place, aud search becomes more uuq more uupeiest.. , thut rtiiui won t coma tocther BL'aiu he falls to jabbing about in a loose and as it was before. You will find this out savage manner, and it is just then tho when you aro standing on a chair with needlo unds the opontng, anu cornea vntir urind I'll 11 nf nir.o and vour mouth throuuh tho button and part way ti ro igh .. .1- I . I ..1. - ..l..im lV.nt nn ttiiiiiun full 01 SOOt. lOUr WlIB IS btaUUtng OU IUU tliuiuu auu a icism; " the floor in a position that enables her to ingenuity can guard against. Then he ... ih.ii tin, iiirin null tint rliiiir. and Imre luva down tho thiocs with a few familur ci. u Jin., r l -. 1 1 - -j ., - , . , . ' ' ... I ... I . ......! .1 .l.A Ilill1.dll hoilll i. nttur-iiipn tn itui&G rt-niartia mat i ciuaiuiiuiia. uuu uii-Dsva mo .,-ju.vu ,.uu ure calculated to hasten a mau into the between his knees, and then holds it extremes of insanity. Hor dress is under tho other arm, and finally jorns rt pinned over her waist, and ber bauds rest I into bis moutn, auu an mo winiu no ou her hips. Sho has ot ono of your prances ami cans upon ueaven anu eanu . . . . I . I.. . . . . I . 'lii. a n i. li ii V V i ii 11 M II II tf . i...a n iinuii unit vnnr linnn rnat nn iu witut-ss tuat tiiciu ua. h.i.i wvu .. , - her back, and a pair of your rubbers ou thing like it since the world was created, her feet. There is about fivo cents' and howls, and whistles, and moans and -nrth nf'not black on her nose, aud a sobs. After that he calms down, and nr An,,, nn hpr chin, and altogether nuts on his pants and fastens them to- ... s. .. tnini ih.it wniihi inanim n aether with u etick. and noes to Lis huai. BUU IO u .. 1 - - - n - , . . dead mau with distrut. And while you Uess a changed man.-Daubury cws. n ilwtrn trtMntr tn oiruiinivent Ihe I UU ut,iw I j-t ----- ----- I . ... r..l pn..imrinnssnl the Dine, and telliiii- A Fe.iKFUL JwKE A drcaaval boy that you kuow somo fool has lecu mixing on Jefferson street ranged a saw buck, a . . . I a 1 I . I. 1 . .. .ml nfl.ll t II K f t 11 1 (1 T f It, sho stands saiety on iuu uoor auu nucciuunnw .uu -- bomdards you with such domestic mot- intervals in iront 01 nis lainers aoor, toes as "What's tbo uso of swearing about 9 o'clock last night, and then gave .. ' . l.. . . l.-.t .1.... .1... I II . ..ul volloil "firn !"' SO, you KUOW no onouas tuucueu luatiiuu wen . ..v-iwu. ... j , pipe " "jou aiu't got any more palienco immediately placing nimseu on me ouicr tban' a child.;" "do bo careful of thut Bide of tbo feuoo. A procession was in chair." And then she goei rtfT and re-' -etently heard forming all over thehoUFC, appears with an armful of tnoie pipe, and abd tho next imomeut the door opened before you are aware of it she has got and tho family sallied foith, som-v.btt that pipe so horribly mixed up that it eagerly, into tne com. oar, iiigm air. doc seem no two pieces are alike. crash woi heard. Tho old man "ras- You join tho ends, and work them to 7A " " and" fro, and to and fro again, and then '""'".: ""X h. vou take them apart and ook at them. ---- " " r. Then you spread ono out and jam tho ith that and doubled up in the was , other together, and mount them once tub. the retainers ,UHt carr.od t.o. ,. mnrror into, so ho managod to fcecp ono foot out'! I don't believe no such I "Wby, of oourso ; to bo sure I ad milled Miss Becky, with mild indefinite. ncss. . . , . i "Curious what kinds of folks this world does hold anyhow 1" pursued Miss Polly, gazing meditatively into the depths of hor tub. "There'a them that has beslm ou tne pram, now .... -.. their brains ie ao pattic'lar healthy, neither that I know of ; but tbey r alwayi a talkiu' abowt it. You roost do this, and vou musu't do t'other, for fear you'll spile your constitution and all your by lawa. Somo of 'cm says its a sin to be siok. 'Pear to tne, if hat's so, the sioker you get the vickoucr yon must be, and dyin' would seem fitter to sond folks to tue peniteutmiy "r" , ,, It makes things look coasiderablo witeiv. "There's the railroad smash ups, Polly," suggested Miss Booky,Aalloviate- "Humpt 1 Well, I abould ttiink ihero was But everybody can't expert to get killed that way, though the companies olTer 'preatindqoomentsV " muttered Miss n. ii.. Har. Aunt Polly, can't I sail stips uv your tub?" inlerposed u small voice ; Li a pair of blue eye "d a head of mi. .... i i y hnp nimhln tnnfuo orowdinir IB illation. the words so thick nd fast that she Tho '"toll gate" disposed of, Tora'a contrived to utter a doieo in the time noxt move was to follow his uorse, anu n;n unn rl havn ramiircd lot one. Ihe sneedt v discovered mat iuu wieo uui- What?" asked Billy slowly, bat mat bad not taken the troublo to go with an awakening gleam of cunojlty. borne, but had atoppea near oy, at toll gate that's what. 1 piaoe wuero ue uau iretiucut.y u... PArin I IrlHHfl Lit UlBsVU U lUDUII llUiaw nd ed . a '.i f . ii ..-., fiti onenin mn. ni iivii. i uu nils u, srvwuu across the roau, so ioiks . PT-T", a , iB i ,i, throuch, aud then they pay you to opon uau gaiiieit-u - inrouuu, u J e J j r Aunt Po v w th hands dripping from but just live in a tc. funny' littlo houte, Ihe suds, Aunt Becky leaning upon ber and Jget lots of money.- . uob Ui v s blue eyes nngntoneu. uown wuou -r - r,om bis airy heights, at tho prospect of ho was prevented from making a journey SnTea th's shiniuE dust, lt.o cLo as to far-off lands, and leaving long chap- adily as though he had been oldef. tera for muunderstaurj.ngs, suspense an "I cue s I'll do that too," he an- adventures, he should, according to alL n i precedent, have broken a limb in falling . I r l.t an tlinl tin Ortll ll llAVf) '.'"saTd'B'illy scceptin, tbo part- been carried into the house and have had . ... i 1jii tnn.,..ii ihn a oradiiai reconc nation mrouKU aiow, nersnip as oonuesuu, B., " r, ffV,"" n0nvalescenco-a mixture of na ent r.gnt lor u ""V nd cream toast. But ho had .diet's do it now:" proposed the boyish propensity of mall iauy, anxiu-. .u u - k, --"-;--. . . ; , . , ,, e at once. I guess lots wsr except a mu. im . vw... -j .i a .n h ,h ntinnd tho torn irarmout before his briol vivacious s ini; ber fortun . . 1 1 S lane t J if we u.yVVtheto exp.Snation was elided, and in the kind then they'll have to oay ncss of her heart iubUtcd that it bbuuld mors. But it is no go. v.... .....: , the house 'in mat ustrut rectpiauiu, iUU UVKIH IU , - nii, p uoctors uavuu t iuuuu vm n...v.. w. mint, me nieces are iusukcu wnu mo, - , . . - , . . .i" i. .i. : I llifi SIX tumos on HIS nee sieuia bci- and acno to kic mem urougu ...o . ---. . .. . h- mml 1 a . I 1. v . I. ., ......... I Ullll S.UUV VU-fliU waj a-i - . . - . dow. Ut BOO uoeen t iua iter I ticu.. - i..,r;i,!. ,.1, ...) tin.. i I . ) ... i It a1ia txr I i 1 1 1 i, n v n I one goe. .rou.iu .looping down to listen where the tweara 0 am 'V g"ha .5 camo .ffom. lie hasn't a piece of ,kiu him her band, and say. she don't ? " ,08 ? ,W? nau to ourn iuu uuea. . .. . piece, and moy seo now t ,. . VV . ,;U h,'t off of u and bo wheel. any trouu.o pu.i.og up . . atu.D. . uu . anwhere. and it ie you unss the hammer. J t bj B0Jew,1Ere iD8ido of ,be anywhere. ou stare in o t ho pipe, U man Tll0 ,0Qy way ,J,ey along me manue, auu uuwu ---". . rouflo anJ hold Uim back to life. and Oil on mo uOJrt iuui wi u rtttivuco - - i L i - i. yZ, and is finally thoughtful enough to 'V'rBUai B Ln. i, -h.i vni. ttre lookins after, and him tremble, and place a skato strap iu iuuuu v j n Oil poc snuare . ..." ... -i . ings, out sue mereiy ooserves ; I . t. ..n t.li linn k.nnni UlKlIn Vn., 1 KUCIIS It UK Wl.u livi w.ww.u, J-l,. . ' .1.:.. " nnnnnnt.ni. .nil .tarda at Ot. UDBrlBS -UOSmua. Ul U UJU. 111 .-- it with an intensity that is entirety un called for. All tho while your position is Lecomine moro and more interesting The pipe don't go together, of course 1 in soot iUaKeaQOWU into your mumu tho innnllir. nnrVOll'KS liaDCIS. JHil IUt raiw-Tmbl. stands there waiting for his fatl,. ket. inen you loot as u . eonv,ifll(all0o., with a dull throbbing 1 out a.oor'' oa s.ear. ' ; his heart and his atlss under hi- tdrouun a otoca o oricu uuuu- r--- -- ... ' . 1.1..1, m..i. uiuu sinrt. lee nt; mat u irreut ui- " . nf wno hnni'a nvor bis future like a pall, on earth don't you speak wuou you want j . ass ffisUZf r srss ':.d:r which cces tbrouish tho wall is up, she "' "V0- u. u'''u, , alias slips wnoii iuu oiu uiuu "Paws for a reply"' as tho oat said . . . . ... 1 i 1...1.1.... when sue acratoueu iub uug ii "i"'"t at hor. Tlenr mav not bo intoxicalinc, but'j the sweat volk down your laco and , , , ,u'ak cg a great many pooplelloA tickles vour chin its t drops off. and U 6 J r - seem, as if your armi ore slowly 'but ue,T "40Jr!l surely drawing out ef their aoekeUf. Arkansas newspaper correspondent Horo your wife comes to your rescuo n tb0 Legislature make assertiout utir by asking if you aro going to be all day book 'cm up by saying : "I've got t't . . .1.1 1 !r .I.I.L 1... ..mo . 11 . l.!-l . :.- .n UOing noiuiog, auu 11 yuu uuu. uu. UUIICtS Wlliuw euyo it a .u, uro made of cast if oa, and then ihe broom , . - slips off tbo pipo, and iu her eudeavor to "Mrs. Grlmcskiid mo your tub. ' . . . . . , 1.. .1.. un..i. .1- t. .11 l. Iinniui nlFlt . rocover nor uoid bue jaus you uuuet mo --lbu 1 uu u-n r... chin with tbo handle, and rbe pipo ooroo full of suds; beside, t aeverfcad 000 1 dowu with ill load of fried soot, and then washes iu a barrel." the chair tills forward, cuougu lo dis- . ' "TiJ. , "iinn-t. charge your feel, and you- come down ou Prof U. Pumpelly, State 1 Oeolo-g h. ' . V... I .t.l. - 1- K.ia lattilurnil M,H 1 1 V R r II 0 h 1 , T C, I U UU the wrong cnir oi tuai cuair wun m. " .r .m, . . . that would bankrupt f Uo driver. You ion, to take effect o-oiho ..Oil. of June. dou't touch that alove aaiu. Vou Iciwo 1 1 uc leasou ussigueu is m .i..