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THE TIMES, NEW lJLOOMFlELD, PA., APML 20, 1880.
Professloiml Cards.
JR. JUNKIN, Attorney-at-Law,
New Uloomlleld. Ferry CO., Pa.
OlUue Next door to the residence ef Judge
Junklu. 4utf
AM. MARKET.. Attorney-at-Law,
New Uloomlleld, Ferry county, Pa.
MT OlBiie opposite the Mansion House, and
three doors east of the Post-WtHce.
J-EWIS roTTKlt,
ATTOUSKV AT LAW,
NEW BLOOMFIKLD, PKnRYCO.,PA.
-Claims promptly secured collected
Writings aud all legal business oaretully attend
ed to. 43 yl
CHARLES 11. HM1LKY, Attorney at Law.
New BloomHeld, Perry Co. Pa.
a-Offloe two door east
hotel.
August 2, 1872.
"TTM. A. STON8I.KK, Attorney-at-Law,
y Otllce adjoining Ills residence, on East
Main street, New Hloomlleld, Perry oo., Pa. 82 ly
1TM, N. HE1BRUT, Attorney-at-Law,
VV New BloomHeld, Perry oo., Pa.
BloomHeld, 3331V.
T EWI8 POTTER, hotabt PUBLIC, New Bloom-
JUI netu, rerry uo., ra.
Deeds, Hcnls, Mortgages and Leases carefully
prepared and acknowledgements taken. All
kinds of Pension and Hon lit y papers drawn and
certlHed, will also take depositions to be rer.d In
any court I u the United m ates. 7 10 ly
CHAS.J.T.MolNTIRE, Attorney-at-Law,
New BloomHeld, Perry eo., ra.
W All professional business promptlyandfalth
fully attended to. 8 2 ly.
M. A. MOllltlHOX,
.IITHTinKOK THE PEACE and GENERAL
COLLECTOR, NewOehmantown, Perryco., Pa.
-ReinittKiieeswlllbe made promptly for all
Collections made. 744
OHA8. A. BAHNETT, Attorney-at-Law,
New ltloomt1eld.Perryco.,Pa
.Ofllee on high street. North side, nearlyop
positetlie Presbyterian Church. 3 Sly
ML. LKKJETT. Atti)Knet-at-Law,
iVemport, Perry County. Pa.
Having perm inently located at Newport, will
give prompt and careful attention to all busl
ness matters committed to his cave.
. OUIne, No. 30 North Second Street.
Newport, April 2? 1878. .
D
R. R. M. ALEXANDER,
SURGEON DENTIST,
New BloomHeld, Perry County, Pa.
Offlce on Carlisle, 8t.,one door South of J. E. and
Judge Junkln's law olllce. Everything belong
ing to the profession done In the best manner.
All Woiik Wahkahteu. Terms moderate. 28
0.
P. BOLLINGER,. M. D ,
having located In Newport, offers his Profes
sional services to all who may need them .
Chronic diseases of every description cured.
W.Oitloe In Dr. Shatto's building, 4th Street
March 4. 1878. 1
I OLD AND RELIABLE, I
JDr'Sanfobd's Liver IxvioohatorS
Sis a Standard Family Remedy for 5S
fuiociwcow uiu juwr, Dwmmcn xVV
V AjfrptnlVIn Tf. novni'
" "V,
1 1 i i -
JTonio.
5
5
Invigoi-atorJ
1ms Ix.eu use
j in my practice
' nnd 1)V thfi nnVilinC
sum fa rrr. r
S B Pj'' vith "Pprcccdeuted results.
W. F n n r-, a-, M .
2S. T.V.'. SANFORD, H.D., iTiwSi
J . ANV DKraOIDTWIU, TELl VOi; ITS Utrt T4T10N. J
June 24, 1879.
POUTZ'S
HORSE AND CATTLE POWDERS
Will ear or prevent Dlieaaa.
No Hon will die of colio. Bon.or Lcxa F
Txa, If Foutzl Powders are sselllntlnie.
KontzsPowdrrawlllcarosiicl prevcutllooCBOMEi
PodUI Powilen will prevent Uirn ix linu,
FouUt Powden will increaee the qnnntlty of nilllc
nd cream twenty per cenu, and make (tie batter firm
and tweet. k
Footi Powders will core or prevent almost xvxbt
Diuabb to ayiilch Horaea and Cattle are anujeot. .
PorTz'a Pon dib wtu, iva SiTioriOTion. .
Sold everywhere. C
v David 8. rotrrz, Proprietor.
BALTIMOiUi, lad.
W For Sale by 8. B. Smith, New BloomHeld
Perry County, Pa. , 41y
t f f A WEEK In your town, and no caul.
I fill tal risked. Vnu can Klve the business
! I a trial without expense. The best
V It I opportunity ever ottered for those
111 I iltiitu to work. You should try
V I II I nothiiiK else until you see for your
v " self what you can do at the business
we otter. No room to explain here.
You cau dev.jte all your time or only your spare
time to the business, and make great pay for
every hour that you work. Women can make as
much us men. Send for special private terms and
Particular, which we mail free. t5 Ouliit free.
lon't complain of hard times while vou have such
a chanue. Address H. HALLETT CO., Port
land, M atne. 4illy
I
Don't you want somecheap
roods fur Pants and Hulls r
i If
: you do, don't fall to em
amine the splendid assortment for sale by F
MOKTIMKK. You can suit yourself In style and
price.
i
,sa m fid
nt :
hi ts an n km m
111! Ewi
Philadelphia Advertisements
Iloiidy Mixed Paints !
JUCAS'
HEADY MIXED TAINTS !
NO WATER, MO CHEMICALS, NO BENZINE,
BUT A PURE
Oil, PAINT,
READY FOR USE.
80 BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF kPAIST
BENT BT MAIL.
IT IS PUT ON LIKE OTHER PAINT. MADE
WITH LEAD AND OIL. VIZ: NICELY
BltUBIIKl) OUT. NOT FLOWED
ON LIKE WATER PAINT.
THY IT,
And Ton Uill Prove It to be the Best
Liquid Taint la the market.
.JOHN LUCAS Sc CO.,
Philadelphia,
MANUFACTURERS OF
Swiss and Imperial French Ureen,
WHITE LEAD, COLORS,
VARNISHES, &c
TZIW For 8am pie Cards apply to F.Morti
mer, Now Bloomfletd, Pa., or to John Lucas &
Co., Philadelphia.
EIGLER & SWEARINGEN
Successors to
HHAFFNEK, ZIEGLER & CO.,
Importers and Dealers In
Hosiery, Olovew,
lllbboiis, Suspenders,
THREADS, COMBS,
and every variety of
TRIMMINGS & FANCY GOODS,
No. 36, North FOurth Street,
PHILADELPHIA, PENN'A
Agents for Lancaster Combs.
W.H
. KENNEDY
WITH
TRIMBLE, BRITTON ft Co.,
WHOLESALE GROCERS,
No. 505 MARKET BTREET,
PHILADELPHIA. T 1
gOWER, POTTS & CO.,
BOOKSELLERS. STATIONERS,
And Dealers In
CURTAIN & WALL-PAPERS.
BLANK HOOKS
Always on band, and madeto Order.
Nos. 630 Market and 623 Minor Streets
PHILADELPHIA, PA
ALSO
. Publishers ol Sanders'New Readers, and
Brooks'Arlthmetics. Also. RnharM. ii.rnru
the UnltedStates.Felton'sOutllue Maps.fte.
L0YD.SUPPLEE& WALTON
u
WHOLESALE
HARDWARE HOUSE
No. 623 Market Street.
Philadelphia, Fenn'a.
JANNEY & ANDREWS
WHOLESALE
GROCERS,
No. 133 MARKET BT.,
Philadelphia.
QRAYBILL & CO.,
, Wholesale Dealers! n
Oil Cloths, Carpets,
Shades, Brooms,
Carpet Chain, Wadding.
Batting, Twines, &c,
And a fine assortment of
WOOD and WILLOW WARE,
Na.420 MarlLet street, above it h,
PHILADELPHIA.
Phikdelphtn AdTerli80ineut8.
M. BARTLEY,
jr. g. PEipmt a co.,
MA S UFACTD IllJtS
AND WHOLESALE DEALERS IN
BOOTS & SHOES,
SI NORTH THIRD STREET.
riiKL,Aii:i,riiii.
tf HppRlal attention Klven to orders.
June 3, lsitf.pd
" W AIN WRIGHT & " c6T
WHOLESALE GROCERS
AND
TEA DEALERS,
North East Corner of 2nd and Arch Street,
Philadelphia Penn'a.
J. 3
DOUGHERTY
D. J. LtOAIi & CO.,
WHOLESALE
BOOT AND SHOE
WAREHOUSE,
HI 3 MAKKKT 8TIIEET,
Philadelphia, Penn'a.
H
ALL, SHENK & CO.,
t05 & 407 Market Street,
fhlliulvlpliia,
(Old Stand of Barrroft & Co.,)
WHOLESALE DEALERS
GOODS,
January 1, 1879.
KENDALL'S
SPAVIN O Lilt IS
IBasurecureforcpHvIn, splint, curb, callous,
sprains, swellings. Ralls, lameness and all en.
largitnients of the joints or linihs. it will com
pletely remove a bone spavin without blistering
or causing a sore. It Is also as uood for man as
for beast and Is used full str jniiih, at all times of
the yer. with perfect safety. A cure which we
are knowing td Is a person who smlered is years
with hip Joint lameness and was permanently
cured two years ago with Kendall's Hpavlu Cure.
Remember we claim It will cure a bone spavin
and completely remove the bunch without blis
tering. Statement Made Under Oath.
To Whom it May Concern ! In the year 1875 I
treated with Kendall's Spavin Cure a bone spavlu
of several months' growth, nearly halt as large as
a hen's egg. and completely slopped the lameness
and removed he enlargement. I have worked
the horse ever since very hard, and he never has
been lame, nor could I ever see any difference in
the size of the hock Joints since 1 treated him with
Kendall's Hpavln Cure. It. A. GAINES.
Enoshurg Kails. Vt., Feb. 25. 1879.
Sworn and subscribed to before me this 25th
day February A. 1). 1S79.
JOHN O. JENNE, Justice of the Feace.
Offlce U'M. Marshall. Western Distof Mich.,
. Kalamazoo, Apr. 16th, laitf.
B. J. Kendall, Knosburg Kails, Vt. Dear bin
I received the two bottles of your spavin cure
forwarded by express In January last. I am hap
py to state that it performed all your advertise
ment called for. In three weeks after I commenc
ed using it, the spavin was entirely removed and
a valuable horse restored to usefulness.
Very truly tours.
JOHN PARKER.
Bend address for Illustrated Circular, which we
think gives positive uroof of Its virtues. No
remedy has ever met with such unqiialined suc
cess, to our knowledge, tor beast as well as man.
Trice II. per bottle, or Plx bott les tor 15. All Drug
gists have It or can get it for you, or it will be sent
to any addrexs on receipt of price bv the propri
etors. Dlt. B. J. KENDALL & CO.,
Knosburg Kails, Vermont.
" Kendall's Hpavln Cure" Is now sold by all the
leading wholesale druggists and a large number
of prominent retail druggists.
- K MnuriMKit, Xew liloomtield, agent tor
Ferry Co., Fa.
HOP BITTEBS.
(A medicine, not a Drink,)
CONTAINS
iioi'm, nucuu, MANDIIAUK,
DANDELION,
At Ti3 PusKST m Dust Medical rjrAiJrna or
ALL OTHER BnTCTl?.
THEY otrnE
All Diseases of the Btomarh, Bowels, IllooU, Uver.
KldnejB, and Urinary Orcann, Kurvnusnpjti, Blecp-
r Irflsnosa and e&iteclAlljr Fciuolo ComiUuiuK
$1000 IN COLD.
j Will bo vslA for a cose thC7 will not mi ro or help, or
(or Koyiiung iinpuro or uijuriuw iimim in 1 lieio.
Ask your drucftJst for Hop lliitcnl ami try tlMBl
befuro you sloup. Tuke no otZicr.
Hop Oovon Cunslstli. sweetest, saTcst and best.f
AfkCMklrcn.
The nor Pah for Stomach, Liver and lUdnry la wipe- E
rtwr to aU others, Cure. by absorption. A&UUrucirlst.S
T. C U an Absolute oud lrrcaitiblo cure for drunk-1
tflT ;nooA, uo of opium, tobacco and narootkai
., -jrewrrj Bend for circular.
Abonaolill7rlrwU.IIopnilln!liri;.Co.Rhatr,N.V.i
rimnni,i"T'iriT iTTnuri
15 W
UHRCC Send 25 cents In stamps or currency
nUIiOC for new itoKSK HOOK. It treats
all diseases, lias 35 line engravings showing posi
tions assumed by sink horses, a table of doses, a
Dnni large collection of valuable recipes,
uuuix rules for telling the ageof a horse, with
an engraving showing teeth of each year, and a
Urge amount ol other valuable horse Informa
tion. Dr. Wm. II. Hall savs: " I have bought
books that I paid $5 and 111) for which I do not
like as well as I do yours." KEND FOR A CIK
CULAR AENT& WANTED. B. J. KEN
DALL. Ennsliuigh Falls, Vt. 20 ly
The Hook can also he had by addressing
" Tbi Times," New BloomHeld, Fa.
fhn Aft MONTH guaranteed. 12 a
1111 I I day at home made by the Indus-
"J I I Itrlnus. Capital not required; we
V i 1 1 I I will start you. Men. women. boys
.1111 I land girls make money faster at
f fill I I work for ns than atanythingelse.
v 7 v '-'The work Is light and pleasant,
' 1 and such as any one can go rlghS
at. Those who are wise who see this notice will
twnd us their address at once and see for them
selves. Costly Ouint and terms free. Now Is the
time. Those alreadv at work are laying up large
sums of money. Address TK UK & CO., Augusta
Maine. 40 ly
ux i 1 1 1 :v i: n km t i
BARGAINS IN
and ORGANS
FOR THE NEXT no HAYS,
Before Our Advance in Prices I
Pianos $110 to $400
All new, and strictly first class, and sold at the
lowest net cash wholesale factory prlces.dlrect to
the purchaser, lli.se l lanos made one of the
nuest displays at the tVulennUI Kxhlblllon. and
were iiiinuimoiisly recomiiiended for the Hkiiiest
IluNOKH-nver 12.fKK) In use. Itegularly Incoipo.
oyer 87 years. The Hiiiaie Orands conlaln
Malhushck s new patent Duplex Overstruug
Bcale, the greatest Improvement In the hlstorv of
i, ' . " esiaoiisiied
Fianoinaklnii. 'the lipnglils me theFlNEHT IN
AMERICA. Pianos sent on trial. Don't fall to
wi lie for Illustrated and Descriptive Catalogue of
48 pages mailed free.
Our new styles of JUBILEE A) ltd ANH are the
best In tho world. An stop Tu gsn only 85
with all the greatest, latest and Twit Improve
ments, possessing power, depth, brilliancy and
sympntlietlo quiillly ol lone. Heaiullnl solo el
feet and ported stop action. Rolld walnut cases,
of beautiful design and elegant llnish, All
Planus and Organs sent on 15 days' test trial
freight free If uiisat'slactorv. Circular free.
HllEET MUHIO half price. Dollar's worth nt
one-third of price. Caialogue of l,5on choice
pieces sent on receipt of 8c. stamp. Address
MENDELSSOHN F1ANO CO..
21 East lf'th Htreet. New York.
September IB, 1879.
American and Foreign Patents.
GILMORE t CO.. Successors to CHIPMAN
HUMMER A CO., Hollcltors. Patents pro
cured limit countries. No KEKH IN ADVANCF
No charge unless the patent Is granted. No fees
for making preliminary examinations. No addi
tional tees for obtaining and conducting a re
hearing. By a recent decision of the Commis
sioner, ALL rejected applications maybe revived
Special atlentlon given to Interference Cases be
fore the Patent oitlce. Extensions before Con.
gress. Infringement Hulls In dilferent States, and
all litigation appertaining to Inventions or Pat
enls. Hend8tamptoUIIinore&Co., or pamuU
let of sixty pages.
LAND CASK!?, LAND WARRANTS t SCRIP.
Contested Land Cases prosecuted before the If.
B. General Land Otllce and Department of the
Interior. Private l.and Claims. MINING and
FHK KMPTlON Cl'.nns, and HOMESTEAD cases
attended to. Land Scrip In 40, 80, any wo acre
Kieces for sale. This Scrip Is assignable, and can
e located in the name of the purchaser upon any
Government land subject to private entry, at
J1.25 per acre. It is of equal value with Bounty
Land Warrants. Bend Stamp to Gllmore & Co..
lor pamphlet of Instruction.
ARREARS OF PAY AND BOUNTY.
OFFICERS, SOLDIERS and SAILORS of the
late war. or their heirs, are In many cases entitled
to money from the Oovernment of which they
have no knowledge. Write full history of service,
and state nmount of pay and bounty received.
Enclose stamp to GILMORE & CO., and a full re
ply, after examination, will be given you free.
I K N 8 I O N 8.
All OFFICERS. SOLDIERS, and BAILORB,
wounded, ruptured, or Injured in the late war,
however slight, can obtain a penson by addressing
OILMORK&CO.
Cases prosecuted by GILMORE CO., before
the Supreme Court of the United 8tates,the Court
of Claims and the Southern Claims Commission.
Each department of our business is conducted
In aseparate bureau, under charge of the same
experienced parties, embloyed by the old Hrm.
Prompt attention to all business entrusted to
GILMORE & CO., Is thus Secured. We desire to
win success by deservlngit.
Address: , GILMORE &CO.,
629 F. Street,
Washington, D. C.
Erorjone That Cultivates the Soil
should compare
The Original, Independent, Conscientious
Rural IVew Yorker
with other pa (ters.
I7ie Ftret Jforticultural & Agricultural
Authority in America.
An Illustrated Weekly for All
1'arts of Our Country.
Subscribe Now !
94 Paper for $4 per n nam. No Club It mm.
The "Rural" fii the ditminintnr of Mount! White
Prolific Uor 11, Beaut y of Hebron Potato. Pearl Millet,
siul Fifty BoiU ut new and rate vegetable ud ttuwer -set'iln.
The prefltmt free aeed aiul lant dlRtrlhutlon ft the
moist ciiHtly and valuable eter before offered by any
Journal in the World.
A full 111 up (rated dVarriptlve account of It will be sent
with Hneriineii 0py Free to appUoaute, that all may
Jmltr fur tlienieelven.
LarKet'apital and abundant RpBonrcea enable ns to
beuettt otir HubarrUiera by Much mean.
llluatratioun from Life. No untrustworthy adver
n :eutn. All new farm and irardeu plants or aeedti,
tented, and Impartially reported upon. When the aiM
and quality of tho paper, the ntandhiKof iu wnrld-re-nowued
coottibutorH, its lude)eudeiire and truatwor
thiuew). 1 a Free Hhh1 aud )iit IMRtributiona (which
aro deemed by RiibHrrtbers hh of more value than the
Bubeuription prloe) are oousidered, it is by far the
Cheapest Country Home Journal in
the World!
tw KMterimi'nt around" of B9 acres owned by "The
Rural New Yorker" and worked in the interest of Its
Tt will help you make money and Sed It Judi
ciously, . .
. Prof. J. W, Heal, of tlie Mich.Kn Afrrlcultnral Cnl
loKe ; "The ltural Now Yorker is now the bent pair."
Prof. K. M. Hheltou ; nf the Kanaaa Agricultural Ccl
live: " The ltural New Yorker Itaa morn Influence and
in more quoted than all the rest put Uwcthur."
I'res. T. T. Lyon ; " The ltural la the beat paper I
Bi't"
A paper for th? Country, YUlare, Ofty: for the mar
kef K-ardener, nuraerynian, fruit prrower, small fruit
culturlht, hcrdHinan, dairyman, apiarlau, the scientist,
everywhere. No aocuonai prcjudiuefl.
The moat vitroroua and able eomblnatlon of practical
writfrs evr befire colU-cted ttvether in the uoliimua of
any Journal. (risHual IlluHtrnti(jnH from life by our
Itfut artlata, of fruitn, ahiUMture, farm heljm, shrubs,
trues, agricultural implements, etc.
Enthxmiam Throughout the Country
lOfiQQ Conyratulatry Letters, ,
Third Year of Us Present Management
SJst Year of Its Age,
Published weekly. Address
li VllA Ij NE W YORKER,
78 Duade St., New York.
Highest Merlnl at Vienna ani Philadelphia.
E. & II. T.. ANTHONY & CO.,
691 BROADWAY, NEW YORK,
ManuTucturers, Importers & Dealers in
Velvet Frames, Albums, Graphoscopes,
Stereoscopes & Views,
Engravinss,Chronios,FhotoRraphs,
And kindred goods Celebrities, Actresses, to.
PBOTOGRAPHICMATERIALS.
We are Ileadquarters tor everything In the way of
Stereopticons & Magic Lanterns,
Each stylebelng the bestof Its class In the market.
Beautiful Photographic Transparencies of Stat
uary and Engravings for the window.
Convesgtass. Manufacturers of Velvet Frames
for Miniatures and Convex Ulass Pictures.
Catalogues of Lanterns and Slides, with direc
tions lor uxliig. sent on receipt of ten cuut.
February 17th 1m.
PIANOS
t$T A lar.y boy was compluliilti that
hla bed was too sliort; when his father
sternly replied, " That Is because you
are always too long in it, sir."
f4T " If I punish you," said mamma
to her little girl, "you don't suppose I
do so for tny pleasure, do you V" " Then
wltoBe pleasure is it for, mamma ?"
13 A Murray Hill young man though
20 years old has Just commenoed exer
clses in drawing. He sits down by his
girl and draws her head over ou his
shoulder.
UT Tatrlck having been told that Dr.
Peters had found an atiterold, remarked :
" Bedad, he may have his asteroid, but
for meself ol prefer a horse ter rold."
This ia getting to be a well-padded
world. There are horse-pads, foot-pads,
hip-pads, liver-pads, kidney-pads, lung
pads and stomach pads, and some one
will soon have a pad for bald heads.
The Chicago Tribune has a streak
of typographical economy, thus :
Rer. Douglas got Inebrl-'l
Hut denies be was iutoxlc- I
ated.
And wants to be renotnlu
By wary of being vindic
f$" Bir Isaac Newton's nephew, who
was a clergyman, always refused a mar
riage fee, saying with much pleasantry :
" Oo your way, poor children ; I have
done you mischief enough already,
without taking your money."
f-" Is this my train," asked a trav
eler at the Kansas Faclflo depot of a
lounger. "I don't know, but I guess
not," was the doubtful reply. " I see
its got the name of the railroad company
on the side, and I expect it belongs to
them. Have you lost a train anywhere?"
gag- A clergymau, who had been trav
eling in a remote part of the west, was
asked by a pious old ludy if he saw any
encouraging signs of the spread of re
ligion. " I heard something," said he,
rather hesitatingly, M which you might
possibly call encouraging. As I passed
a cabin a woman cried out to her daugh
ter, " Jerushy Ann ! you mean, snarly
headed cuss, come right in to prayers."
They have a powerful machine in
Holgate, Mass., that takes in poplar
logs at one end, and turns out paper at
the other. It eats and grinds to pulp
seven and a half cords of wood a day,
turning out from three to fou tons of
pulp. The paper is used for books and
newspapers. Spruce has more fibre
than poplar, and spruce pulp is used for
the cheaper grades of writing paper.
It will now be in order for slow going .
journal to spruce up and print a poplar
paper.
fcj- The full of & ballet dancer on the
stage of a theatre is descibed as follows
in the Boston Herald: " Bhe came ca
pering down, pointing one foot to &
o'clock and the other to high noon,
when suddenly both feet flew up at
once, and she sat down with what the,
reporter of a hanging would call a "dull
thud." There was the customary idiotic
smile on her face when mishap occur
red, and it remained there for a few sec
onds through force of habit ; but gradu-,
ally it was displaced by an expression
of deep, deep disgust, and her lips ruov.
ed while the people wondered what she
was saying."
Room For The Mourners.
In the Berkshire Hills there was a fu
neral. The woman who mingles curi
osity with pity was there with the
mourners. To the afflicted widow, in a.
melancholy voice, she said : " When
did you get your new eight day clock?".
" I ain't got no new eight-day clock,"
reeponded the bereaved woman. " Why, .
what is tiiat in the comer V Ain't tlvat
an eight-day clock?" persisted the curi
ous visitor. " Xo, that ain't a clock;
that's the deceased. We stood it on end.
in the corner to make room for the,
mourners."
Can't Lead a Woman.
A cigarette-smoking scion of one of
the first families on the West Side came
into the office yesterday .to request that
a notice of bis coating nuptials might
be inserted in the paper. " Don't Bay,
however," said the young man, earn
estly, " that I am about to lead to the -bymenlul
altar the beautiful and accom
plished daughter of Mr. Bo and Bo, be
cause that kind of slush is too old; and
besides, we all know that nobody can
lead a woman, and then again, It's leap
year. Better make it read that I have
consented to be her'n." He was assured
that it would be done, nnd left.

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