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THE CALCIUM MAN. iMIHM m Wwm t niUrW Da *WWI Patel of VMM. I "Actori *re carious folks." ob served the calcium light manipulator of one of the New York theaters to a reporter the other night. He was breathing upon the reflector, and then polishing it carefully with n woolen rag. i “Curious, in what respect?” asked the reporter. I “Oh, they are queor creatures in •very way,” returned tho other. Oughtn't I to kuowP I’ve boon ovory . thing connected with a theater, from usher to scene-shifter; but Lord pro serve me from ever being an actor. They got more money than most folks, but they never have a cent Off tho stage they’re the biggost cranks in the world, and on the stago thoy’io cranky enough, Lord knows. Now, look at mo knd my profession, for instance. Any ono would think that I’d be in solid with tho actors, Boeing that I light ’em up in pretty poses and bring out the effective parts of tho scenes. But, would you believe it, if these stage folks had their way I’d bo bounced twenty timcß a week by the management. Kverybody that foots it before tho footlights kicks at mo, from tho chorus to tho star, and from the comodian to the supc. •. ••There’s SJOO gray hairs in my bead, for which theso serpentino dancers aro responsible. Thoy’ro kickers with a vengoanco, on and off the boards. Now, I guess I know moro tho ofTects of lighting than they do, but whenover they come hopping on tho stago I nevor catch them soon enough to their notions. When thoy Bwing around in tho butterfly danco thoy start off differ ent every time, and if tho light glancos off ’em for tho eighth of a second they’re wild with rago. It’s their conceit, you know. Thoy want to look sweet 100 seconds to tho minute. Then thoy complain that I catch ’em in tho oyes and blind ’em, whoroas it is tho continual chang ing of thoir regulation poses that rattles me. • “Thon, when it comos to the chorus, oh my! If thoy had things thoir way tho loading lady wouldn’t bo il luminated ut all. Thoro isn't ono of ’em that doesn’t want mo to show ’em up for a full minute for tho bonolit of thoir gcntlomon friends in tho audloneo. Thoy bosiego mo evory night for favorH iu this way. and I promise; oh yos, I promise I’ll light ’em. But do Ido it?” The calcium man rubbed hie foro flngor and thumb in a sugge-tivu way. -If there’s a little half-dollar I feo forthcoming they got a flash for two and ono-half seconds. Lot ’em pay it. Thoir Johnnies can stand it. and they’re tho ones that get tho benoflt from tho sight.” Whistling Fireworks. 1 Tho peoplo of London aro very much interested in tho whistling fireworks whicli have long coasod to be regardod ovor hero as a pyrotech nic marvol. Tho popular notion among tho Britons is that gas gen erated by the combustion of tho fiery composition actually blows a whistle, but this supposition is orronoous. So far as can bo dotorminod by tho pyrotechnists thomsolvcs, the scream ing noise is duo to tho violent com bustion of tho picrato of potash with which the little tubes of tho fireworks are stuffed. Experiments have been made with other ma terials, but picrato of potash is tho only combustible substance discover able that will give anything more than a faint imitation of a whistle. Discovered by Accident. The works of Quintilllan wero ro vivod by being discovered undor a heap of rubbish in an Italian monas tery. Those of iaoltus were found in a monastery in Westphalia, where they wero being usod as fuel by tho took. The original manuscript of lustlnian’s Pandects wero found in a cellar in a little town. A Sad Picture. The n?xt time you arc in a melancholy mond.a* yon are almost certain to be if you become bilious or dyspeptic, picture to yourself the condition of • poor man who. without resources un<l with 11 family on Ills hands, finds himself on it sick bed. (Jloom obscures his narrow horizon iu every di rection. I'nable to do any work, without means, or frlenda capable of assisting him, with the pos sible prospect of continued lb health; with rent, perhaps, unpaid and unpayuhlc. the outlook for film Is gloomy Indeed. How shortsighted, then, la the man of huniblu means who perceiving that hta health and strength are falling takes no pre caution to avert the oncoming evil. Hostetler's Stomach Hitters is a reliable, professionally rer ommended restorative of heulth and vigor, ami a aure means of preventing the many diaiihllng complaints which ex|s>»ure, overwork, neglect and lnanfflcieut food produce. Malaria, rheuma tla m , kidney and liver complaint, dyspepsia nml nervous disease always yield to It. Accepting the theory of Darwin, some men developed from monkeys, but others niude n complete jump from the donkey stage. Catarrh Cannot Be Cured With LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they can not reach the Beat of the illBeaae. Catarrh in a blood or conatitutlonal disease, and in order to cure It you mubt take Internal remedies. Hall's Catarrh Cure ia taken Internally, mid acta directly on the blood and nnicoux sur facea. Hall’s Catarrh Cure la not a quack medicine. It was prescribed by one of the best phyalclana In thla country for yearn, and In a regular prescription. It la composed of the heat tonics known, combined with the best blood purifiers, noting directly on the mu cous surfaces. The perfect combination of the two lngrenicutn la what produces such wonderful results In curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY «fc CO., Props., Toledo, O Bold by druggists, price 7fic. j All those who pass through tho door tonne ossa will find It labelled “push.” KNOWLEDGE Brings comfort and improvement and tends to personal enjoyment when rightly used. The many, who live hot ter than others and enjoy life more, with less expenditure, by more promptly adapting the world’s best product* to the needs of physical being, will nttcsi the value to nealth of tho pure liquid laxative principles embraced in the remedy, Syrup of Figs. Ito excellence is due to its presenting in the form most acceptable and plena ant to the taste, the ref resiling and truly benefldal properties of a perfect lax ative; eflectuaPy cleansing the system, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers and permanently curing constipution. It haa given satisfaction to millions nm! n*et with the approval of the medical profession, because it acta on the Kid ■eys, Liver and Bowels without wen le asing them and it is perfectly free from •aarjr objectionable substance. of Has la for sale by all drug gtesl* ofoaaafl bottles, but it is mini ufnrtiuud by the California Fig Kyrup Oo. only, whose name is printed on even [very Pair Guaranteed. address &an Francisgo Cal. LOVE AND WAR STORY. AN EXCITING ROMANCEOF CEN TRAL AMERICA. Dirllllng ITrluds to the Courtship and Marriage of lion I.ills Ue Ojeda and the Daughter df I’reshlertt Merrills* of (iuatcmala. The steamer San Juan, which ar rived in this port rocontly had a dis tinguished party aboard. It was made up of Don Luis do Ojeda, a young Spanish gentleman, who puHsed through this city some years ago, and his in ide. who was Nenorita Soledad Barillas, tho eldor daughter of ox-l’resldont Barillas of Guatemala, with their retinue of servants, says the San Francisco Chronicle. Thoro is a charming romance io tho latter period of Senor Luis de Ojeda’s lifo, in connection with hie marriage that may bo told and road with Interest. His affairs called him into Contral America, whoro interests in his coffco plantations demanded his at tention near Sun Sulvudor. It was in 1890, when ono of the periodical disturbances between Salvador and Guatemala had brought thoso two opposing countries to arms. The Guatemalan forces wore marching toward tho frontier when General K/.eta. the provisional president of San Salvador, mot them with his troops. His headquarters wore at Santa Ana, some fifteen miles from the lino, and tho reports ho rocoivod every hour from tho front led him to believe that ho would nood rein forcements. Ho had his chief officer. General Rivas, ready to march at a moment’s notice, and ho sent a courier to San Salvador to ordor him and his mon to r tho front (tenoral Rivus was in charge of 6,0'J0 Indios. which was more than sufficient to put down any army sent to the lino by the enemy. Rivas bo gun his march lu obedience to orders, but roali/.ing tho unprotected situa tion of San Salvador, tho capital city, after his departure and tho naturally disturbed condition of tho ontiro country, ho decidod suddenly to turn traitor to tho city trio very noxt day with a viow to taking pos session of tho government buildings and declaring hirasolf president. Coups d’etat of this nature, had not been infrequent in Salvador, and, with President Kzota on the frontier lighting tho Guatemalans, Rivas believod it would bo an easy affair to banish him and tako his place as ruler. Ho Was partly successful. The town and government officers sur rendered to him and his 5,000 sol diers. Rivas’ next move was more in tho nature of a protective ono. Ho wanted to seouro hostages that would insuro himself and his main follow ers from harm in tho event of possi blo disaster at sumo future time. Ho directed somo of his soldiors to cap turo tho household of President Kzota. Thoro was Mrs. Kzota, her children and sorvants, who barri caded themselves in their homo and fought as best thoy could. Tho drunken soldiers hesitated at nothing. Thoy tore everything be fore them, knocking down doors and shooting right and left, terrorizing everybody. A number of sorvants fell wounded and a fow wore killed outright lighting for their mistress, who had finally sought hor last refugo in tho back room of the house. In u few moments moro they would liavo been captured, but, while tho shooting und turmoil was in progress, tho women had an un known friend who was working to thoir rescue. Senor Luis de Ojeda lived next door. Like all the houses in those countries, tho wulls aro built only of laths, wall plastered with mud or adobe. Ojeda realized what the frenzied Indios wore bent upon do ing. so ho gathered his servants and armed them with every available weapon. Some of thorn ho put to work tearing a hole through tho wall into tho Kzota homo. This was done nono too oarly and tho fright ened women and children made thoir way into tho Ojeda house. Rivas’ fiendish soldiors attempted to follow them and wore mot by a ftißillado that laid some of them low. But thoro was no time to lose. Tho fugitives did not dare leave the Ojeda house by tho natural oxits. Soldiers woro everywhere anxious to capture them. The gallant young Spaniard’s homo, however, could not long protect them. Ho had neither authority nor force enough to ropel tho pursuers. If he could only house them in the British coaisuJuto, five houses down tho street, he knew they would be safe there, and being unable to do It otherwiso Ojoda began tunneling a way through tho walls from house to house. It was a severo strugglo. Rivas’ men woro reinforood and drove tho Ojeda faction from house to house. The battle lastod nearly two hours, but the haven was finally reached and Mrs. Kzeta and hor children were placod by thoir friend undor tho pro tection of the British flag. In tho moantime President Ezeta was notiliod by courier of what was taking placo in the capital. His force on the frontier had repellod the Guatemalans and he ordered his brother. General Antonio Ezeta, to march on San Salvador. Rivas’ Indioß had virtually de serted him for the plunder and pil lage. As a consequence tho traitor general was easily oaptured and summarily shot down on tho public square. Tho war being over some weeks later, the ministers of both Guate mala and Salvador wore to meet in tho former’s capital and make settle ments. As tho minister of Salvador and Senor Luis de Ojoda wero very friendly, thoy proceeded to the con forenco togother. It was at social reunions that fol lowed in Guatemala that Don Luis met Senorlta Soledad Barillus, wooed and won hor. She is a petite bru nette. with very distinguished feat ures, a bright conversationalist and a decided acquisition for the local fashionable socioty. Opium Smoking in China. "Seven-tenths of the people of Uhlne ore opium smokers, end *,000,- mm m *»«•»? mi effects,” said a Chinese missionary recently, who has spent twenty-two years of his life In tho flowery king dom. ‘’This habit is rapidly grow ing,” ho went on, “it is confined to no class or sex, but men and women, officials and coolies, use it alike. As soon us opium smoking becomes a confirmed habit with a Chinese coolie ho knows he has about ton years to live. That suems to be the average. I consider it easier to ro fortn a sot in tho gutter, ono of your lowest typo of drunkards, than ao opium smoker* ” MAKING PATENT LEATHER. A 111*11 ll«Kr«e or Heat anil Much Car* Necessary In tho I'rocoM. Japanned leather, gonorally called patont leather, was first made ia Amorica, says tho Now Orleans Times-Democrat, by Seth Boydon of Newark, N. J., 1818-1820. A smooth, glazed finish was first given to calf skin in Franco. The loather is cur ried expressly for this purpose, and particular care is taken to keep it as freo as possible from grease; the skins are then tacked on frames and coated with a composition of linsood oil and umber, in the proportion of eighteen gallons of oil to five of umbor, boiled until nearly solid and then mixod with spirits of turpen tine to tho proper consistency. Lampblack is also added when the composition is appliod in ordor to give color and body. From three to four coats of this aro nocessary to form a substance to receive tho var nish. Thoy aro laid on with a knifo or scrapor. To render the goods soft and pliant each coat must bo vory light and thoroughly dried after each ap plication. A thin coat is afterward applied of the same composition of proper consistency to bo put on with •a brush and with sufficient lamp black boiled in it to m&ko u perfect black. When thoroughly dry it is cut down with a scrapor having turned odges, when it is ready to varnish. Tho principal varnish used is tnado of linseed oil and RQstfian blue, boiled to the thickness of printer’s ink. It is reduced with spirits of turpentine to a suitable consistency to work with a brush, and then appliod in two or threo separate coats, which aro scraped and pumiced until tho loathor 1b per fectly filled and smooth. Tha finish ing coat is put on with special caro in a room kept closod and with the floor wot to provont dust. The framos aro then run into an oven hoatod to about 175 degreos. In proparing this kind of lcathor the manufacturer must glvo the skin as high a heat as It can boar in order to dry tho composition on the sur face as rapidly an posslblo without absorption, und cautiously, so as not to injure the fiber of tho leather. THE TOILET OF BIRDS. Soma Hi* Dust, Soma Water, and Ssna ITso Moth. Tho feathered tribo have many pe culiar ways and fancies about the details of thoir toilots. Some birds uso wator only, some water and dust, while others prefer dust and no wator. Birds are not only exceed ingly nico in their choice of bath water, but ulso very particular about tho quality of their “toilet dust” Wild ducks, though feeding by salt wator, prefer to bathe in fresh water pools, and will fly long dis tances inland to running brooks and ponds, whoro they proon and dress their feathers in tho early hours of tho morning. Sparrows bathe often, both in water and in dust. Thoy are not so particular about tho quality of tho water as about the quality of tho dust. They prefer cloan water, but I bavo soon them take a dip in shallow pools that woro quite mud dy. Tho city sparrow must take a wator bath wliaro ho can get it—in tho Htreots or on tho tops of houses —hut ho is most careful in the choice of his dust bath. Houd dust, the driest and finest possible, suits him host. I'artridges prefer dry loam. Thoy like to scratch out the soil from undor the grass and fill their foathers with cool earth. Most birds aro fond of burnt ashes. Some early morning take a walk across a field that has been burned over, and see the number of winged croaturos that rise suddonly from tho ash heaps. A darting form, a small cloud of ashes, and tho hathors disappear. MEN AND WOMEN. Abel Huad of Boston has two broth ers, named Ernest Head and Willing Head. A car driver in Sheboygan, Mich., has been discharged because it was discovered that she was a woman. Mrs. Ellen Spencer Mussy succeeded to the practice of her late husband. General Massy, and is one of the most successful lawyers in Washington. Yuot Lee is reported to bo tho first Chinaman to bring suit for divorce in a civil court of New York state. He first met his erring wife at Sunday school. Make your dwelling tasteful and attractive, both within and without; the associations of the home of our early days have a strong influence on the future life. Charles Ilidabock, formerly a wealthy New Yorker, recently gained admission to the San Francisco alms house. He is 91 years old, and has for years bcon penniless. Sims Reeves, England's famous tenor, receives $7.50 per hour for teaching at the Loudon Guildhall school. This is in addition to the fees he rcccivos from private pupils. Miss liuldah Arnold died at Milford, Mass., recently, at tho reputed age of 104 years. At the age of 14 she began smoking to relieve the asthma, and thereafter was an inveterate smoker. Nothing keeps out inoths so well as paper. If every housewife, when sh«> puts awsy her furs, pasted up all the crevices and round the lid of the box with paper, she would find her furs in tact when unpacked. Secretary Herbert has issued an or der that no person in tho United States navy shall write for a newspaper or magazine on any subject whatever without first having secured permis sion from tho secret try. Recently a letter of introduction was handed by an actor to a manager which described the presenter as an actor of much merit, and concluded, “He playa VirgiuiuH. Richelieu, Ham 'Billiards, lie plays SHE HEARD BURGLARS. Hat Midnight Visitor Usd Alarmed Her I'nnrcMisrlljr A patrolman on Calhoun stree* was passing the cabin of u colored family ut midnight, according to tho Detroit Freo Press, when the woman opened tho door and hailed him with: “Fb’ do Lawd, hqt l’zejflad yo's come along. Dar’s been a bdrMur 'bout yere an’ almost ekeerod mu to death!” ••Can’t be no burglar around hero,” replied tho officer. '•But I’iii sUrtin of itl” ••A burglar goes whoro thoro is something to steal. 1 don’t supposo you have anything in the house to tempt a burglar.” “Mebby not, but I heard ono jest do same. Why. sah, he crept up to do back winder and spoko to me." ••Did, oh? What did he say?” “I first heard him climb ovor tho alloy fence. Don ho cum croepir.’ and creepin’ up to do house. Den ho hit on do winder and said: *Ar yo’ inside dar, yo’ ole black Satan?’ Dut’s what ho said, sah. an' I was dat skoart I couldn't open my mouf.” ••Did ho say anything else,?” ••ilo did, sah. Artec ’bout a min ute ho hit on the winder again an’ yelled: *1 f yo’ doan' stop lying ’bout me to the nuyburs, I’ze gwinc to smash yo’r ole black head to puddin’! Yo’ h’ar mo now, Lucinda, an doan’ yo’ forgit it!’ Lawd. sah, but wasn’t 1 skoart when ho said dat! I reckoned dat burglar was coinin’ right in to murder mo." “Haven’t you had trojlblo with your husband?” asked tho officer. “Yos, sah; ho dono left tho house last wook an’ said he’d nevor como back. ’ •■And wasn't it his voico you hoard?” “Sho! Why! Why, now of co’so it was! It was him fur shore! How foolish in mo not to know dat was bam Robinson!” "Well, you don’t want anything further of me, I supposo?” “No, sah—no, sub. You must dun ’souse mo, sah. If I’d a-knowd dat was Sam Robinson, dyo ’sposo I’d hov laid dar an’ shook an’ shook an’ got as weak as a cat? No, sah! When ho hit on dat wihder all’ culled me 010 black Satan I’d hov rolled outor bod, grabbed dat baseball club, an’ dat pusson would hov knocked down dat hull ally fence in liis hurry to git away from mo! Shoo! How sinful!” HE WAS NEIGHBORLY. Mut Ills II or do >V»* too Queor Tem pered to Me Worth Borrowing. They live on Droxel boulevard in Chicago, and aro neighbors. One of them, tho tall man, owns a horso and buggy, while tllb snort man doesn’t Tho other day the latter folt as though a drive would do him good, and ho wont over to tho tu.ll man’s placo to borrow tho rip’ “You itrd poriootly welcome to it,” said tho owner. “1 believe in being neighborly and accommodating, ami you cun just go to tho barn and tako the outfit whenevor you want it. But I think I ought to tell you. to pro vont accidents, that tho hotso has fits. Sometimes rrhbn lie’s trotting along htt’U rear up and fall back in the buggy and carry on awful. Ho killed liis last owner that way.” “Well, if '.hnt’li the case, perhaps I can got another norso. I—” ••Don’t think of it. I will feel of fended if you don’t tako mine. I like to bo neighborly and tho horse needs exorcise. Ho has tho blind staggers, you know, und sometimes fits'll jump off u bridge or i-Viii lip against a loco motive. lie killed a couple of old ladies a year ago by disputing tho right of way with u freight train. But ho’s a good horso and I know you’ll enjoy driving Him.” ••I guoss I’ll go to u livery stable and—■” “Don’t do anything of the bifid. Times aro hard and you’re perfectly welcome to my horsß. QHly when you’re driving hihl you’d hotter ro luotnber that if ho boos a telegraph polo ho is sure to become unmanage able. It's singular, but that horso can’t bear tho sight of a telegraph pole. He just lies back in tho har ness und kicks the bpggy to pieces, und then throws himself down and rolls ovor on the ruins. Ho killed iny uncle last spring— what? You won’t take him? No\v l that’s too bad. You’ro just as welcome as the flowers in May and—” But the short man was ovor tho fence nnd out. How Actresses Learn Their Parts. Iu nine cases out of ten tho women of tho stago commit the words of their parts to mornory by copying them out in thoir own handwriting, and umong other distinguished dis ciples of this method are Miss Ellen Terry. Miss Amy Roselle und Mrs. Patrick Campbell. As regards learn ing parts in tho opon air while walk ing. driving and to on, tho system has fewer advocates among women than it has among men: hut Mrs. Bornard Boero and Mrs. Langtry, aro both accustomed to this form of study, and many younger actresses adopt it, railway and even 'bus journeys being utilized. Botli Mrs. ‘ Kendal and Sarah Bernhardt sit down to serious study and allow noth ing whatever to interforo with them during tho tiino they aro learning a pa rL Some Queer Poisons in Tobacco. Chemists say Turkish tobacco con tains prussic acid, and Cuban tobacco has anothor alkaloid called collidlno, ono-lwcntieth of a drop of which will kill u frog, giving tho creature all symptoms of paralysis. Experiments have proven that threo drops of tho liquor that accumulates in tho bowl of tho pipe will kill a rabbit in nine minutes. A drop of puro nicotino inserted near tho conjunctia of any small animal will kill It almost in stantly: oight drops will kill ahorse, giving him frightful convulsions. If one drop of tho stuff will givo a man convulsions one day it would tako two tho noxt, four on tho third day, otc., which shows how readily tho system adupts itsolf to poison. He Never Came Back. Elsie—Yostordav morning 1 gavo a poor tramp thoso nico biscuits 1 made for breakfast, and I told him if ho came hack in tho evening I would givo him somo dinner. Jack —What did you givo him for dinner? Elsio—Ho didn’t return.— Life. They Do Not Get so Tired. It lias beon found by the British ordnance department that workmen in tho works at Woolwich aro turn ing out aB much work in a week of forty-eight hours as they used to do in one of fifty-four. The quality of the work is said to be better than ever before. He Did. “I think, sir, you should look ovsr some of your son’s wild ways.” ••I do.’’ thundered this old man. “1 look over ’em every day, and tho ■Hr* 11*9* tha ***** l ffai'!' 1 FROM THE RUBBER TREE HOW THE MILK 13 GATHERED BY HULEROS. n>* Bark I* Gashed In Man y Places and tha Liquid Rubhar tiuibsi Out—This Method Destroys tha Trs# In Tws Sea sons—Hardened Rubber. I I proposed to accompany (ho Fnb- 1 ber gatherer on his rounds, and In a few minutes we were out of sight \ and sound of camp, In a wild that; was literally trackless, writes Ed- ' ward W. Perry in Outing in an arti- j cle on how elastic gum in gathered in Mosqultea. Soon we came to a rubber tree, its smooth gray trunk 1 rising slender and branchless forty feet The youth throw his burde” to j the ground, and looked about until ' lie found a thicket of cariso, with stalks two inches in diameter and perhaps forty feet long. Tho walls of this bamboo are scarcely moro than an eighth of an inch in thickness, and the joints, fully grown, ure some two feet long. Thoy grow in thick clusters, fro- I quently so dense that no animal can pass between the stalks. Archiug over they often droop until the tops sweep tho ground, and tho beauti fully delicate foliage is so abundant as to form an apparently BOlid bank of green. With a blow of his machete tho huloro cut down ono of these nnd chipped off throe or four of the joints, each forming a long tuba closod at each end. With thoso wo returned to tho rubber tree. Ho then made a small loop of ono | end of the ropo wo brought with us, | and of the other end d largo loop passing round both the tree and hi 9 own body. Ho put both feet through tho smaller loop, so that his bare soles grusped tho smooth gray bark, tho ropo about his ankles serving as ' fulcrums to givo his feet tight hold. ! Then ho threw tho upper loop well up the tree trunk, leaned back, and ! brought his feet up till thoy grasped the trunk eighteen inches or so from the ground. With a quick motion, ho brought his body near tho trunk, and at the ; sumo tiino threw up tho loop again. At tho instant of its highest rise his shoulders settled back, und caught it in placo. Then his feet woro hitched upward again a foot or moro- Here he leaned back in tho upper loop, bracing with his bare feet against the smooth tree, and with tho maclioto cut through tho bark two gashes which converged about six teen inches below tho level at which they started Cut after cut was made in this way until ho reached the branches. Then as tho huloro descended ho wetted his fingers in tho milk, and drew a straight lino down from tho lower part of ono pair of V-shapod cuts to another to guide tho flowing milk by the shortost way. In the lower pair of cuts ho placed a piece of leaf to act as a spout to carry tho milk from tho troo to tho open ond of the joint of cariso standing beneath. Tho first joint was soon full, and another took its placo. A plug of leaves stopped tho full one., and wo went on in search of another tree, which ho soon found, and repeated tho operation of bleeding. When a number of treos had been tapped in the same way, tho operator carried all the cariso joints filled with the milk to a convenient spot, where be dug a small pit irt tho ground. After poking about a bit ho found a vino of a kind wanted, and cut from it several tendor branches. Theso lie crushed between two stones, then washed tho bruised pulp in a panful of water, making a greenish infusion with which ho sprinkled thoroughly the walls und bottom of the piK Into .this the rubber milk was poured. In an instant that which touched tho earth wet by tho Infusion, coagulnfed. Then the contents of tho pan wero poured into tho inilk and mixod thoroughly with it, al most instantly changing it to a white, spongy mass. This was ilfled out and carried to tho nearest hrpot, where it was washed and kneaded to express tho juice of the vino, which, the hulero explained; would sdori harden the rubber so much that it would bo little better than tuno gum. with which wicked ihilords arc. wont to adulterate their rubber. This mode of gathering rubber de stroys tho trees in two seasons, for each cutting kills that side of tho tree on which tho incisions ate made. The government has enacted laws for tho protection of the tree", but laws are Ignored in thoso wilds. In a very few years all tHo treos large enough to blood will be de stroyed, und fifteen or twenty years will pass boforo tho young crop now growing will be largo enough to fur nish milk at a profit Yet theso trees might- be bled year after year without serious injury, ho using an instrument that could not cut completely through tho bark, and by leaving in tho wound tho rubber which dries there, and which will, if allowed to remain, protect the tree from decay. Did You See It? Of course we mean the World’s Fair. Whether you did or not you want to preserve a souvenir of the most beauti ful scene this earth has witnessed. The Michigan Central, “Tho Niagara Falls Route.” is issuing the finest and most complete World’s Fair Portfolio, each containing reproductions of six teen . splendid photographs of largo size. The series will consist of sixteen parts, followed by a special part de voted to Niagara Falls, Mackinac Isl and and other gems of American scenery, and will be sent to any ad dress on receipt of ten cents per part Address Frank J. Bramhall, Advt’g. Agent, Michigan Central, 402 Monad nock block, Chicago, 111. Women are now wearing undressed kid for their slippers, yet for years they have lieen wearing their slippers on the undressed kid. The usefulness of a kite’s tall must, be found on the fly. 11 Mothers’ j a scientifically prepared liniment. Jft ■ —every ingredient oi recognixed value, and in constant | § S use by the medical profession. These ingredients are | a £ \ combined in a manner hitherto unknown, and WILL 3} \sl DO all that is claimed for it, AND MORE. It | » shortens Labor, Lessens Pain, Diminishes Danger to fa® | J Life of Mother and Child. fIS S**t s 7 Bxpr*M M W Prten. »>-•• psr •*«!•. S|| (§*? Book to **MOTlfW$" mailed FREE, containing voluntary testimonials. ky M Ungfc. WtAPFWteBa—OLAroB CB>, teteste. Os. jg| SKITS AND SQUIBS. Etc—Give me a kiss, won’t you'/ Sho, Hesitatingly—Well, I will if you won’t five it away. “Going to make your hotel large'?” “Yes," answered tho hotelkeeper. “It trill l>e; more innkeeping. She —Don't you ihirfk Miss Nice is tn intellectual-looking girl? If- Why, no; I think she is quite pretty. “How many foreign languages can rour wife speak?” “Three—French, Herman and ‘be one sho talks to tho baby.” “I—l hardly—how ninny lodges are . foil a member of, Hiram?" “Not one, | Katie; not ono.” “Well, you may ask j papa. Aunty —So you have hud your first ; meal ut your new boarding-place'' | Was it a course dinner? Littlo Girl— ■ Awfuiiy. Sanso—There is one ii«i:.g 'hntevery woman likes to have a linger in. Roilu I —What is that? San so—An engage- . rnent ring. Watts—Doctor, what do you think | ot the water cWro for fits? I)r. Bow- j less —It might work uii . igb» en ready made clothes. After the Meet, Miss Hurkaway— And how did you get on at the first fence? Mr. Ncwe Nimrod—Oh, I—er —got off at tiie first fence Gus—What do you girls do at your conversation club just sit around and stare at each other and talk” Clara - No, indeed; we play whist. Mrs. Wick wire—Why, Norali, there ! is nothing of this lobster but the shell, i Nor&h—Sere, mem, you didn't tiiink Oi would cuke it \v idoiit ••leaning it? | Mrs. Noear —Do you think my | daughter will be a musician'.' Pro i fessor—l gant zay mudame. She may. Bile dell mo she gome <>f a long-lived 1 vamily. j Miss Eldcrleigh—l wonder why they’re introducing such old-fashioned dances. I can’t, manage to learn them. Miss Cuustique—Oh, the steps ■ will all come back to you by and by. j Small Boy, breathlessly Sister! Mr. Brown’s dead! Sister. Brown's ! fiancee, greatly excited—How do you | know? Small Boy —I heard the men j down town say he wuz busted. Jack, to his fiancee—l think of get- I ting a musical instrument., Maud. Say, perhaps, a corneL Maud, in dismay— Oh, no, not that horrid tiling. Jack, in surprise—And why not. dearest? Maud, blushing violently—lt makes j tiie lips so hard. j Wingate —It must be a queer kind of etiquette they teach at that young Indies' boarding school Miss Flyrto has just graduated from. Walker— Why so? Wingate—Oh, nothing, only 1 kissed her in the hallway in the dark tiie other night and she said “Thanks!” At the supper table Mr. Wade men tioned a tragic circumstance that lie bad read that day in the newspaper. A passenger on a trails-Atlantic steamer had fallen overboard in mid ocean and had never been seen again. "Was he drowned?" asked Mrs. Made. “Oh. no; of course not," said Mr. Wade. “But lie sprained liis ankle," I be lieve." * '' iMifs V The lady whoso portrait head* this article is Mrs. Mary F. Co veil, of Scotland, Dm: Honnno Co.. F*. Dak. She Writes to Dr. 11. V. Pierce, Chief Consulting Physician to the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical institute, «*t | liiitfalo, N. as follows: " I was sick two years with * falling of the womb’ and leucor rhcea previous to taking your medicines. I took six Dottles of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Pro scription. and was entirely ourid e? both in | six months ; it is four years this mouth, since I was entirely well of both those dis eases and have* never had any signs of their n|>- j jieoranco since ami I am satisfied the ‘Favor ite Prescription ’ saved my life, for 1 could hardly walk around when I commenced taking that medicine and 1 think it is a God’a blessing to me that. I took it 1 was pronounced Incurable by the l>est doctors hero in the West. 1 gave up all hopes and made up my mind that I was to I lw taken away from iny husband and babv j of two years old. 1 was sick all of the time j —could not oat anything at nil. In one week, : after beginning the use of tho • Favorite Pre scription ’ my stomach was so much bettor that I could oat anything : I could soo that l was gaining all over, and my husband then went and got me six bottles I took three of them and my stomach did not bother me any more. We sent to you and got the People’s Com mon Sense Medical Adviser, and found my case descril>ed just as 1 was: we did wtint the liook told us, in every way ; in ono month’s time I could see I was much lietter than I had been ; we still kept on just ns tho look told us, and in three months I stopp'd taking medicine, and to-dny, I can proudly say I am a woll women, yes, am well, strong anil healthy. When I l>egan to take your medicine my face was poor and eyes looked dead. 1 could not enjoy myself anywhere, I was tired and gick all the time. I could hardly do my house-work, but now I do that and tend a big garden, help iny husband and toko in sewing.’’ Tho following will prove interesting to feeble women generally, and especially so to tboso about to necomo’mothers. Mrs. Dora Highest of all in Leavening Power.— Latest U. S. Gov’t Report Royalg£jjg AB&OUUTEtV PURE (???) Wilson's Calendar. Nothing *0 needs reforming as other pco file's Mbits Heboid the fo< ' rndth. "put not all thine eggs into one basket which !« but a manner of saying, "Scatter your money ar.d your at- f tentluu"; but the wise man salib, "put all your eggs in the one basket aud watch that basket.” , if you pick up a starving dog and make him pro pe-'-is he will not bite you. This Is the principal dlfiefen-e between a dog and a man. We know all about the habits of the ant. , we know all about the habits of the tree but • r?• »rr,..w nothing at all about the habits of the oyntei 11 seems almost certain that »e , have been choosing the wroDg time for study ing the oyster Kven popularity can be overdone. In acme i along at flr-t, you are full of regrets that Michelangelo died; but by and by you only , regret that you didn't see him do It. 1 Statistics show that wo lose more fools on this d- r Mian in all me other days of the year put together Th'a prove-, by the number left In stock. that one Fourth of duly per year Is now Inadequate, the coun try lias grown s o.—The Century Jor April. The Terrible Part of the Affair. In a little .Southern town, where the least happening was of vita! importance and | , lengthy conversation, a worthless citizen en i ‘rted « store during the proprietor".-absence and abstract* dMs entire cash capital The I robbery was soon detei.r J, the robber found , I and the money recovered. The lie vs *.ume to I a country bouse and was retailed at length to ! the family In the presence of a small Kthlop, j i wii - r.'Me-i ns sub-butler and chore boy. After | the captuie red Imprisonment of the olTendcr ; had been related * l, e mistress, wishing to I ; point the moral to the u,ii I More darkey, re- i marked: ••Well, that Is what cornea o* steal.ng , i I-n’l ii terrible, Jennings'" • Deed, mam Mbs l’nge." answered the | black youth laboring under the name of Jen- j nlngs “ deed It am ter’ble. Dat po' man dirt’ have no chance tall ter spend dat money."- J/arjvr's Magazine. A Small Boy's Questions. Questions asked by a boy during a two-mlu- 1 ute conversation: 1. Do kittles take off their fur when they go to bed at night f •J. Who cocked dinner when all the big people were little boys! ;i. Why don’t oysters have tails? 4. What kind of medicine is it the drug store man lias in tho big green bottles In the ! front windows' What does Santa Claus give llttlo boy.- : sleds for when there ain't any snow ; r, When I drink w.tter why don't It run , down into my li> '■ ' ST. JACOBS OIL tyi , , RHE U MAT ISM, CUR , E L NEURALGIA, Y-py'-gM PAIN, sciatica, ■ LUMBAGO, SPRAINS, BRUISES, SWELLINGS. BURNS- THE GREELEY NURSERY. It ring the farthest north of any In the arid re el, i. wuh the lii-gest variety, we ran please all. )Y, »enr» glower- of Dwarf It.-eky Mountain flier rv The only propagators of a general lino of Nursery Stock In Colorado. (Jet our prices. GKO. .1. SPKA It. Prop Free, a valuable book for fruit growers liy men Honing tin- piper V Guthrie, of Oakley, Overton Co.. Tenth, writes ■ " 1 never can thank y«*u enough for what your t.rcatment hu.** dono for fur . I am stronger now than I have been for six years. When 1 began your treatment 1 was no* able L. dr anything. I could not stand <>r. mv feet long enough to - asb my dishes without suf fering almost death ; i.c—* I do all my house work. washing, cooking, sown.* | tiling for tnv family of eight. Dr. l .fr"'*’* r ~v ii ltc Prescription is tho best medicine to I take lx fore conflndiv-nt that can bo found ; ~r at least it proved st> tvltli mo 1 never suffered SO little with any 6f my children as 1 did with my last and sho is the healthiest we have. 1 recommend your medicines to all i ! of my neighbors and especially ‘ Favorite Prescription’ to all women who are suffering. Have induced several to try it, and it has i proved good for them.” Yours truly. j iU, ($4-, Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is a pos ! itivo cure for the most complicated and obstinate leucorrhea, excessive flowing, painful menstrunt ion, unnatural suppres sions and irregularities, prolapsus, or falling of tho womb, weak back. " female weakness, antoversion, retroversion, bearing-dmvn sen sations, chronic congest ion, inflammation and ulceration of the womb, inflammation, pain l and tenderness of the ovaries, accompanied I with " internal heat.” > Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription is a ' scientific medicine, carefully compounded by ’ an experienced and skillful physician, and 1 adapted to woman’s delicate organization. It; ' is purely vegetable in it-s composition and ’ perfectly harmless in its effects in any condi tion of the system. For morning sickness or • nausea, due to pregnancy, weak stomach, in l digestion, dyspepsia and kindred symptoms, I its use will prove very beneficial. Dr Pierce's Book. " Woman and Her Dis i oases," (IGS pages, illustrated), giving sue i ecssful means of home treatment, can bo had (sealed in plain envelope) by enclosing 10 , c tB., in ono cent stamps, to pay postage, to i the Doctor, at his address, os given at the i | beginning of this article. « FEU SEEDS* WHAT YOU GET g#. * Six packets Sweet Peas—Adonis, *® ■ PalnteJ Lady, Blanch Ferry, The iNt J • Queen, Invincible Scarlet, Eckford's S® m Mixed. Two packets Nasturtium— BT * Tall Mixed. Dwarf Mixed. One 4® packet Marguerite Carnation—Rest -X ■ Ital'an, Mixed Colors. One each of 4® w Sweet Atyssum. Poppy, Petunia. W •X _ Morning Glory, Verbena. Phlox. 4® • Pansy. Candytuft, Calendula. Mlg •X A nonette. One Packet each Cucum- Mg ■ ber. Lettuce. Kadlsh, Muskmelon. -X • Watermelon. Tomato. HOW TO OET THEM JT 4® Send fiftv cents for one vears tub- Mr -X tCTiption to The Western Garden, an -Mg ittusirated Monthly Magazine devoted to Amateur Floriculture, and you will rtcelve M the above named collection of teed free. postpaid Send stamp for temple copy. W The Weatera Qardm, If || l|i MUNMh Stows*. Bntff.Odt. || . y ! ft la e wise man who knows his ow n name when L* •wwa tt in the newspaper lists of ho tel arrivals. Bbecuam's PILLS P»H- In future, for the bailed States, be covered »Ub aqulckly solu ble, pleasant coating. 25 ceMts » box. flow* of these railroad receiver* must t»e men of abnormal development. Think of an entire railroad being placed In tbelr bands. Coughs. Hoahsenes*. Hoar. Tukoat. etc., quickly relieved by Bitowm’h Bh«»sktiial Thociies They surpass all other preparu tlons In removing hoarsenexs and as a c uwjh remedy are pre-einlnentlv Vie best. Iteturned travelers say It is utterly Impose ble to get a drink of liquor in Maine except for --medicinal, mechanical or other pur- POSM.’ Send two 2-c>''•t stamps to The Koad Pub lishing Co., Denver, f ob-, and get a sample copy of The Itoad ami "ue «* luclr great Eng lish Octopus maps free. Before he married her be sai ’ *he was a drca;.-i Afterward he intimated ver.® strong 1 y that she was a nightmare. Shiloh's Consumption Cure. DIIIHMI H » - " ' IswUim a Kminin'-.'. It - .ir~» |nc i|rt*-iU lotiMirm* bon. It us Uu- u-v Cough Cure, :BcLK.,r>oct««. «*Iju A woman taken no interest in the base-ball because she ir prejudiced ngans: '>aiu. e— , pectaliy when ber husband is partial to tbeia. A butcher may beat bln wife and still have - I a tender heart. Hut be doesn’t keep it long it be can lelHt. "Hanson's Magic Corn Salve." Warrant ml" to "cure, o?‘ tvinu nlwUl As* ! your druggist for It. Price l-> | An eat compliment—"What a cood appe- IHe you have: ' Ask about the wonderful climateandre- I source# of Houthern California. There never was such an opportunity for borne seekers, i For Information regarding this section, nd ! dress. .1. A Allison, Brewster bWk. San i I>lego, California. 1 A Pittsburg editor says: 'Husbands are not made to order We'll bet he can’t con , vincc most wives they are not. OKV'!*!■: It IT K—Best and cheapest of toilet . soap- 1 , cures roughness of the skin. CL RF.S . Lc/F-MA For sale everywhere. Manufac- Hired by Tor Oeyhkkitb Soap Co., Denver. i some people cannot tell how they stand : financially until their a.-eounis are balanced, I but the artist always knows wbcu he is draw ■ •• hiM 1 Denver Directory. HARNESS Saddles larilner Ht./ 1 >KNVEIt TF.NT A.NP AWXIXO fn-iar? Idak- St. HARNESS AND SADDLES ~f e.-wry pi—-riptlou, The best gomU c‘ir,.rH,l m greatly" REEUCED PRICES lly the ohl and rwllnhh* "rm or ! HERMANN H. HEISER, ' I.ViS A- Iftno ISlilkc **f.. I»enver, Colo. Mail ordor* pr. unptly alien I.«J to. The OOLIIIIIB Tiie only Amcrican-nian Hotel on nth St. Four Blocks from the Union Depots t cleanest. N.-ah-i. Mo-»'T i;i-jell:i' le and Com* ■ ■ . .! ■ • '! •:<•>- Rates t<> livKittonfs of <'<>/<■. Day. XV. X.. lIATi-S. *! K r.. lieiiver. Colo. OXFgiJD i I'uion Depot. Unggnge ilei'i—red free. I ln-*t llu • ri.penn In tin* West. Me -for fuuiilles. t-to;> In. rAIU&HIIfO AND VI CTO It NCAI.KS pAlKbftrffV'O ■ -t; • * rban^Bteel w *l*o*!. A 11:/: inks!" M '*’"L V DO, 17th .V «'«ro Streets., Denver. Coloniu.L ______ p R. GALLUP, U. i PLANT-' thki>. SHIM'Ms. T:.«'KIS'I-• \NI/ OAlM'F.M'.ltv SI I*l* I.IKS. K«:aKisbed I*;.:. C«t!itl*ig»w fv-c. Kilo Arapahoe Sired. I-. **'■ -. C-1... Tt!. .ii ’ IRRIGATjpN LAWS l). , ? , irrh:«Vion W : , :»» mgei!"biiun'.l in full -li.- p. ITi.-.- > ■ . ; ■ "I ■ • I i"l 1 If II I • • * TENTS,,, AWNINGS, BICYCLES l.nn-it ;* K, HANNAN*. I'D l.awrtmre S' SPORTING I 11-\Y tV Allll ARMS t :» 11 JOili St . Denver. SEWER PIPE Y Eli sKW FH PIPK ' ' ’ •'•'! People'- Batik DENVER BIRD STORE : '' - ;,r V. kliide of Bird-. ( old Fish. «!_••• and iD*d Foodr. 1/ 1 A II I IUIMK TItBATMKNT FOI» L. V • tf I 11 if I DIKS. I.Altili: III; MTU lU>>K* ¥ 11 I INI' COSSI I TATIO* I"Hi ! I*\DY ATTF-NDANI s COl. UttlX) VIAVI ().. :*II.OMv.)N I It LU.DO, IC*» AIIAI'AI 11 K. DEN VElt. n ITr lITP obtained for ln»t n!"rx. Hand Uiok HAltnlO fr--. a i. O BKIKN soHcJlorU. ■ s iiml foreign Piiirntx. tuth Si I.nivreiicr. Denver. OlinrO lllnxlr.il."1 <alnloffiio and price il-t GifULO fr. . . Mail ord< r- tilled. IVM. 11. Min H(E. Min Fib M. .V 111 i l.xriniei St.. Denver. COLORADO S per li 'll. send for simple ropy. Box Oil, D,*nve.\ BAILEY'S mid non-dter.. J A B.Ml.l'Y. IIIh A Stout 8U BUFF COCHINS • 85"»TJ«S ! for S'l. C E. I'll 1 l.t.ll’S. loir, ;th S|„ D nver. LANCSHANS AND MINORCAS f t minms In Id mouths nt S> W"»*. ißpiwiuiums a\ last Denver show, tireat layers; fine lahh* fowl. Etrir* *-2.50 nnd r.U»> per selUne. Two settings for St.ttA 1 and 18.00. J. L. MrDOWKI.U Presldon' Aniorl can I.nngs hnn Club, lhx 417, Denver, Colo. lOHH HERR, Brctder' ciV— A " S ' n '’ J LIGHT BHAHMAS, PLYMOUTH ROCKS and Seabright Bantams. Have won highest honors at Psnver, Wtcblta ami other show-. No lie'tsr stock tn tbs West. Writs for ' price-. Box Ml. Denver, Colo. K‘ T HI'I'POIITBB S, I UU sSSpF n /XYbpplenXN. ' j /Vy"ORCHARDS''\sX _ : r, f//' And Small Finns -OsSTi y ?(/ye RUS BCNVEN ft, Wow lyso to tten per xcre caasalir. /\/l y IhTN. Write M cell for putknlen. / ■VvVW. E. r ssx vxa \ NAA. CSW./V^r Tel ~l I II ' M {MM