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The Irishman—A foretaste of heaven. Tho Englishman—It’s the proper thing to do. The Scotchman—It’s aricht, if she’s got the siller. The Dutchman—Who vill cook der dinner W you no have got der vraw? The Italian— Marriage gives a man another angel to pray for him. and saves him the trouble of doing it him self. The Hebrew—The cheapest way of getting your quiver full, and a long way the easiest. PROVERBS AND PHRASES. Calumny will soil virtue itself. — Shakespeare. Light cares speak; great cares are dumb. —Seneca. How use doth breed a habit in man. —Shakespeare. The good you do is not lost though you forget it.—Fielding. He has three hands—right, left and a little behind hand.—German. You may light another candle by your own without loss. —Danish. That is the best government in which an injury to one is the concern of all. —Solon. REMEMBERED THINGS. Wherever women are honored the gods are satisfied. —Hindu Proverb. Women see without looking; their husbands often look without seeing. —Des Noyers. To live is to suffer, and a brave man always struggles to be master of him self. —Napoleon the Great. A wise man will desire no more than he can get justly, use soberly, distribute cheerfully and leave con tentedly.— Hacon. T7se not to-day what to-morrow may want; neither leave that to hazard *hich foresight may provide or caro .event. —Home Notes. IK CHRISTMAS GOODS For Christmas Candies Fancy China, Novelties, Etc. CALL ON MRS. RAY ENSIGN 44» «s*t* Joe Black’s Thirst Parlors Are Headquarters for Gentlemen. They Furnish the Best of Imported and Domestic ud Liquors and Cigars OLD I. W. HARPER WHISKEY. A SPECIALTY. Cordial Treatment to All Joe Black, Propr. 1 Up to Date Xmas Presents J£ 4 Jewelry and Novelties, Pipes and Brie -a - Brae, Japanese H.-.nd-paintcd Dishes, W ■4 Rieger’s XXX Pci fumery in Fancy Packages. C > North Park Pharmacy. F The life of a North Atlantic Iceberg Is often 200 years. The wettest hour of the day is at 2 o’clock in the morning. A normal man breaths 20,000 times in the course of one day. Every inch of the human skin con tains 2,500 perspiration pores. On the average, the coolest part of the day is at 5 o’clock in the morning. In a census of the world the percent age of blind persons is 64 to every 1,000,000. A light of one candle power is plain ly visible at one mile and one of three candle power at two miles. The female brain begins to lose welgth at the age of 30, but that of the male not until 10 years later. The wreck record of the Baltic sea is greater than that of any other part of the world. The average Is one a day throughout the year. The efficiency of the human heart is than that of any piece of ma 'chinery, taking into consideration the size. It pumps nearly eight tons of blood daily. FROM THE NOTEBOOK. Be fair even to your enemies. A perfect man Is still impossible. Marrying for position generally gets you Into a very uncomfortable one. a snob likes & woman who is a past-master in the art of making up. When the voice is calling us to the great beyond, there will still be many things left undone. If physicians did not magnify the [ little ills of their patients they would lose about half of their practice. Live your life so that when your ! obituary is written it can tell the I truth without doing harm to your I memory. When you need a helping hand, and one is offered you, grasp it with all the vigor and vim at your command. Do not be a cad and pretend you do not need It. SANTA’S LIGHT LOAD By BERTHA E. BUSH. j (Copyright, IWT. by Wright A. PatUraoa.) r® UT, mamma, Santa Claus can go anywhere where there is snow. He has his Bleigh, you know. And there is snow here, plenty of snow." | The sick woman, lying on the bed In the little pioneer cabin, looked at the white whirl of flakes that shut out all but the gray daylight from the little windows and shuddered.’ Yes, there was plenty of snow. You could not 'see even the dimmest outline of any thing that was ten feet away. And somewhere out In the snow—she knew not where —her husband was Journey ing. Three weeks ago he had start ed to the nearest town 60 miles away for supplies. He had been sure that he would return in a week. Was he lying now under one of those huge white drifts? Was he out in this dreadful blizzard, perhapß freezing to death at this very minute. She turned away from the window and moaned. She could not bear to an swer the child. But Hattie, the hired girl, who never seemed to lose heart, answered cheerily: “Land sakes, yes, there is plenty of snow, Lillie. But you know Santa Claus is getting old. He can drive in the snow of course, but a howling blizzard like this might freeze him stiff. You’d better make up your mind not to get any Christmas pres ents this year, Lillie. You wouldn't want dear old Santa Claus frozen to death.” “No, of course not. But papa goes out on the prairie. Why shouldn’t Santa Claus? Don’t you think he could get here with a light load? You But Even Mark’s Ghost was Welcome. know, when we came, we got stuck in the sloughs lots of times and papa unloaded the wagon and got it across empty. Don’t you think Santa Claus could do that?” “Yes, he shall,” said Hattie, with determination. She was only the hired girl who had come in friendly pioneer fashion to help the settler's wife through her sickness; but to the Inmates of the little cabin she was a ministering angel. Strong and faithful and effi cient, an angel could hardly hare done more in that prairie home. Yet she did not look in the least like an angel as she put on the pioneer's old cap and coat, tied a red woolen scarf around her neck, drew old stockings over her shoes and floundered out through the drifts, stout and rosy In the wind, to do the chores for the night. Not a glimpse of the near by barn could be obtained from the cabin door. Hattie tied a long rope to the door knob and carefully held the other end as she walked toward It. She pulled down hay and fed the stock and milked. She brought out pails full of the snow water she had melted In the big wash boiler for them to drink. She brought in a great supply of fuel and made every thing outdoors and in as snug and cheery as possible. Then she cooked the supper—that did not take long for there was little to cook —and washed up the dishes and cared for the sick woman and the little babe. She put Lillie to bed In the queer little trundle-bed —the child chattering about Santa Claus every minute—and tucked her in as happy as If there were no fear or anxiety in the world; oh, what would the pioneer families have done without the "girls’’ of that time? The mercury ranged 4 and 5 de grees below zero. The storm outside howled with the fury of a legion of demons. In some drift out there in the whiteness John Carver might be sinking to death now. The baby cried and the sick woman moaned. There was no lack of occu pation for the young helper. Hattie's strong arms held the child till it was quieted and at the same time heated flannels, brought water, smoothed pil lows, and did everything that could be done for the anxious young mother. “Hattie, you haven't anything worry you," cried the sick woman, en viously. “Not a thing except what worries other people,’ answered Hattie. But she knew that all the time she car ried beneath her songs and cheery words a heartache that was as hard to bear as the young wife’s own. It was Mark for whom her heart ached. A year ago she had thought that by this time she and Mark would be .settled in a pioneer cabin of their own. Her quilts were all quilted, her store of household goods was ready. But a coldness had come between them, and Mark had gone away— "back east where girls were plenty.” Since then she had been learning to live without him and it was a bitter lesion. True she did not speak of it, not even to her best friends, but the ache was always there. Her work was done at last. She had time to look at little Lillie slum bering in her low trundle-bed with her stocking spread out trustingly on the pillow beside her. Now was the tiiqe Santa Claus to come. But the sick mother was too ill and broken with anxiety to be bothered. There was nobody to fill that stocking but Hattie, and nothing to fill it with ex cept what her girl's wit might de vise. She was very tired. All day she had been battling against storm and slqjcness, doing a woman’s work and a men’s too. Now she must do Santa Clous' work. Was ever a Santa Clgus so sleepy? Oh, what would she not give to throw herself on the bed, dressed as she was, and sleep? But there was no time for that. Santa Claus must come to the waiting child. She knew that in a little while the sick woman would rouse again and need her. Softly and wearily she lift ed the one little drop-leaf table over to the window farthest from the sick mother and placed the lamp upon it. Then she got out her precious, dimin ishing store of letter paper that had to be brought to her from 6 miles away, like the rest of the supplies, and the clumsy shears, and began to make paper dolls. Clip, clip, went the big shears. That and the rustle of the paper were the only sounds to be heard. Gradually she realized that the howling of the wind hajl ceased and the blizzard had gone down. gillie’s words kept repeating them selves sleepily In her tired brain. “A ligfat load." Surely this Christmas gift would be light enough for Santa Claus to take anywhere. Clip, clip, went the shears, and wonderful crea tions fell from Hattie’s hands. There a father with a miniature news paper spread out before him. There was a mother with a baby in her arms and another in a tiny paper cradle at hey feet. There were brothers and slaters. Snip—snip—Her hands went slower and slower until the last of the paper family trailed off into aimless cut ting. Then Hattie’s weary head sank down on the table and Hattie was asleep. Asleep and dreaming of Mark. in the daytime she could keep the thought of him away from her with fierce determination. In the night it wquM come. She was dreaming and she knew it. She had dreamed of him too often not to know. And in her dream the door burst open and Mark stood before her. Of course It copld not be real. Or, rather, it was a {lream of Mark’s ghost all deathly white. But even Mark's ghost was welcome. There could not be any barm In embracing a ghost in a dream. Bhe threw her arms around his neck — Hut this was no dream. It was too sojid and it was too cold. It was a inan who stood before her, be numbed with cold, and covered with snow from head to foot. |n a flash she came out of her dream. It was well for Mark that she was Just what she was. and that she knew what to do. She brought the great tub of melting snow water, cut off the frozen footwear and mit teps and plunged his feet and hands In It. She rubbed bis face with snow. She made hot coffee —blessing the forethought that, had kept the kettle filled with boiling water for the sick woman’s use —and forced him to drink It.- Little by little life and strength came back to him and Incoherent words. “Started —with Craver. He wanted —to see—his wife. I wanted— to see —you. Blizzard came up. Lost our way. Dug a hole in the snow and stayed two night. Went a long while —and came to Smith’s farm. Craver— too badly frozen—to go on. Will be al| right after awhile, but couldn't go oq| then. Wanted to like fury. Smith hid to hold him back. Good thing. He couldn’t have come on his frozen fept. I —came on—alone. Got lost again. Been lost all day. Pretty near —gave out. Thought I’d have—to give up. So dark and cold. Saw— your light when wind went . down. Came to —you.’’ The words might be jerky and dis jointed, but Hattie understood It and never words sounded sweeter. “Santa Claus did come in the night,” chirruped Lillie. “1 saw him. He was all white. And he brought me this.” She held up the precious paper doll family. .“Aren’t they* lubbly. I fought he could get froo with a light load.” Tpen another thought came to her. *TBuJ. he didn’t bring anyflng to you. Hattie. That’s too bad.’’ "No, no, it’s as good as it could be." Hattie laughed out in pure joy. "U e brought me the one thing I wanted most in the world. And I shall be thankful to him every day I live; for If I had not kept my lamp burning in tl)c window while I was working— I mean waiting for him—Mark would not have found the way." Jimmie’s Christmas Stocking By OWEN OLIVER. (Copyright, iv.'T, by JoropU 11. llowloii.) 'HERE Is honor among th6 deni zens of Paxton alley, but Mr. Smith’s toy shop stood at the <5 very entrance, and they reckoned him out of bounds. From time to time evil-looking men muttered to one another about the long stocking that Mr. Smith was supposed to have filled; but he had figured in the prize ring in his young er days, and lie was said to sleep with a big knob stick beside him. So the matter ended at muttcrings. A big, powerful man was Mr. Smith; and he had a powerful edge to his tongue. Every one in the alley feared him except Jimmy. Mr. Smith knew him as the extra ordinary paper-boy who brought back a dime given him in mistake for a penny, an event which was his torical in the alley. At fhe time it gave rise to doubts as to Jimmy’s sanity, but afterward it was held that he was "playing up to tho old man." Anyhow. Mr. Smith took (wo pa pers regularly afterward'; and the day after his funeral —which was the day before Christmas eve —a sleek man in a shiny top hat invaded Paxton al ley, escorted by a policeman, and took evidence as to the Identity of “the boy called Jimmy who sold pa pers" to the public generally, and in particular- to the late Mr. Smith. When the sleek man was satisfied upon this point he proclaimed Jimmy the sole legatee of the estate, which comprised the little shop and house and all their contents. “You'll find a long stocking some where, 1 expect.” the lawyer said, “and you’d better bring it to me to Jimmie’s Xmas Stocking Jimmie Opened His Eyes. take caro of; and if 1 were you 1 should take the name of Smith.” Under ordinary circumstances Jim my would have been elated by his good fortune, but somehow the world had not Interested him lately. He had had a terrible cough for weeks —his business exposing him to the climate —and just now he felt tired, and had nasty pains In his side, and seemed to be burning all over. He moved in on the morning of Christmas eve. and explored the house with a kind of numb curiosity. He spent most of the morning in the shop parlor In the arm-chair In front of the fire. He did not even go out to the quick-lunch room for the beau tiful dinner that he had promised himself. He had taken a lot of milk from the milkman, and he kept drink ing that. He did not seem to care about anything but milk, and every thing felt strange and uncanny. The figure on the mantelpiece—a white bearded old gentleman which he be lieved was called Santa Claus—was the strangest and uncannlest of all. The fire was almost out, so he put on some more coal. He saw that it was nearly four o’clock Lumme!” he muttered. “I’ve let the day go, an’ aven’t done no bus'ness. This won’t do. 11l take down the shutters, an’ open the shop." There was a wild chorus of recog nition when he appeared between the dingy green curtains that slid along a rail. "Jimmy!” "Jimmy!" “Want any one to run your errins. Jimmy?” “Yer might give us somethlnk, Jim my?” He heard all these greetings and a dozen more. He shook his head and returned to his seat. He certainly did fool 111, and he seemed to lose things for a few minutes, until Bill Black came in for three little toys. Bill was looked up to In the alley as a man who did ' big Jobs,” and the Blacks were generally reckoned well-to-do; ! but Bill’s transactions hadn't been j very profitable lately, and be had to be careful, because he knew that tho police had their eye on him. So they were hard up. like the real. "Found the long stockin'. Jimmy?” he asked, casually, when Mu had taken the toys. "No,’’ said Jimmy. "And If I had It 'u'd bo at the lnw.vcr'n, Mill, an' don’t yer make no in!!i'u!(“.” BUI growled under his breath. "If yer didn’t look half dead I’d knock yer head orf, yer young hound," he said, “lnslnywaltin’ ag’lnst an honest man. Goin’ to offer to do anythink fer yer, the missus was, wot I’ll Boon put a stop to now.” Ho gave Jimmy a ferocious scowl as he went out, and Jimmy resolved that if he found the stocking he would take it to the lawyer at once. He went to the door and faced a crowd of excited faces that ranged in rows from the front of th# ahop right across the alley. “Jimmy!” they cried. “Glre us somethlnk! Yer might, Jimmy!" Jimmy always said afterward that he only did it because he thought he was dying, and the toys would be no use to him, and the pains In his heart "drawed him out of himself." He tried to apeak,, but his voice was only a whisper. So he beckoned to a big boy and whispered to him; and the boy stood up on the doorstep, and shouted to the crowd: "Jimmy’s goin* to give yer a toy each. Jim my—" The big boy went sprawling before the crowd that swayed and struggled in, and Jimmy was driven back to the counter. Women came in to plead for their babies at home. Boys and girls came in to remind him of their broth ers and sisters. By nine o’clock he had given to every small inhabitant of the alley. Then Jimmy tried to go to bed, but was so weak and giddy that he could not climb the stairs. So he sut in the arm-chair Instead. He felt strange as well as poorly. The chairs, the fire-irons, the coal-scuttle, the table-cover, everything, seemed to turn into fantastic figures, and long tailed demons were running up the blinds. Santa Claus on the mantel piece was scowling and sneering at him. Jimmy got Into a sudden rage with Santa Claus and struck him with his fist, Santa Claus tottered on the man telpiece, but righted himself. He was more solid and weighty than Jimmy had imagined, and there was a clink ing sound as he swayed—a sound of clinking money. The truth flashed upon Jimmy as he sank back exhaust ed in the arm-chair. The "long stocking" was In Santa Claus, and he could not get to it, and he never would, because he was going to die. lie saw Santa Claus leering at him when he woke, and in his dreams, and when he dozed. Then he sudden ly looked frightened. Some one was knocking loudly at the door. That was what frightened him. Jimmy woke completely just as the knocking ceased. There was a grating noise outside the window —the noise ol some one slipping a knife through the frame to press back the catch. Jimmy struggled to move, but hla limbs only wriggled a little. He tried to shout, but no sound came. The shutters came open with a crash, and BUI Black stepped within. Jimmy closed his eyes to escape the sight of the knife, but he felt Black looking at him. Then, to hla surprise, he went away Into the shop. Jimmy heard a noise of un barring and unlocking. Then he felt a cool hand on his pulse. "Collapse," a pleasant voice said. "It’s lucky we weren’t an hour later.” Jimmy opened his eyes, and saw the doctor and Black bending over him. ’ I’ve been playin' at Santa Claus, matey," Black said. “We judged yer was pretty bad not to answer the knockin', so I got In. Rare nice toys them was yer gave my young ’uns. Judged yer was pretty bad, so 1 fetched ’em." Bill Black looked at the fire thoughtfully, and repeated to himself: "Rare nice toys." Then he carried Jimmy upstairs and helped the doc tor put him to bed. He was wonder fully gentle In handling Jimmy. Three weeks later Jimmy came downstairs to the shop parlor, and the first, thing he noticed was that Santa Claus was gone from the man telpiece. He was very weak, and he could not help a few tears coming to his eyes; but he had brushed them away before Bill came In. "Feel all right, boy?”’ Bill asked. "Yes, Bill,” Jimmy said. "Pretty fair." i "Seems strange down here, don’t It?" “A little strange," Jimmy agreed. BUI cut some hard tobacco In the palm of his band, and whistled soft ly and filled his pipe. "Notice any thing pertlckler strange?" he sug gested. His eyes were on the man telpiece, where Santa Claus wasn't, and so were Jimmy’s. "No,” said Jimmy, bravely. "No, Bill." "Not on the mantelshelf?" Jimmy pressed his finger-nail* against his palms. "There was a sort of figure there," he said, "wasn’t there’s Bill? I—l s’pose It got broke, it doesn't matter, Bill. It —it wasn’t worth nothlnk." Mill laughed and slapped his leg with his hand. "Yer ain’t no Judge of figures, matey, I can see. That *oro was a curious old piece of stuff, an' vulerble, or I ain't no judge. I took tho notion o’ lockin’ ’lm away upstairs, Jimmy—" Hill put hia great hand on the boy’s shoulder. “Tho long stockin’ were Inside him! Over a thousand dollars. 1 took the liberty of usin’ tho odd money in the hUH'uuss for yer, but the thousand Is there. An’ It’s lucky fer yer, matey, as yer was dealln' with an honest man wot might have been dlffrlnt ir you hadn’t given the kids them toys!" For there In honor among—Paxton alley; and Paxton alley extends to Iho toy-shop now Jimmy and young Mill are there!