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otzi$ WHAT IS THE I SE? What is the use of this imsetuouK hasU»? The eiul Is certain. J.tt us take our time, And hoard the vital Corves that we waste Before onr day has readied its golden prime. What is the use of rushing with spent breath Alter old Ajf\ its furrows, its white hair? Why need we hurry so to welcome 1* ath, or go half-way, with hands streac'ted out, to Care. There is no use. l-vi heart if we be wait, All things wiii tiiul iss. l,et us p:u se, I say, We eauuot go bevon.l Uie silent gatr. That lies a shrt day's j^uruey dow.i the way. So let us take our time in youth's fair bowers, The summer season is so brief at best Let us look othe stars, and plueh the tlowers. And when our 'Vet grow weary, let us rest.. Let us take tiim* for hive and its delights It is the one sweet thing that pnvs lor ull The bitterness of life, for sorrow's"blight. For Pain's despair and leath's funeral pall. In the lost era when he world was new. Love was menV lirst pursuit and lifes excuse, Now has thai I ime come hack to me and you— Why should we seek for more? What is the use? The more the capital stock of the St. i'aui Globe is increased the poorer it becomes us a newr-puper. The Chicago News suggests fasten ing two officials to the engine of every traiu as a preventative to rail road accidents. St, Paul has titled a hack driver for over charging. What may we not ex pectin the way of reforms from St Paul next A syndicate to advance the price of of wheat 3 cents, for the benefit, of farmers and to get their trade, iias beeu formed at Litchfield by the lead ing business men. The county treasury ot Kandiyohi county was burglarized Tuesday night aud $180 in cash and $75 in checks taken. The clothing store of Peterson «.v .Siuv.'bei'g was burglarized the same niir'it. T.ie Cnicaga ne.vs thinks thai diaries Briygi must have called Prof. Sallivau a malodorous prevaricator, lie has .».v.i righting death for four weeks in u iioston hospital with two fractures in his skull, four fractures of his jawbone, a broken arm, and a broken nose. The Governor of New Jersey calls the Governor of Massachusetts a liar for saying that he was an attorney of the Pennsylvania railroad. This re mark is not as amicable nor as com mendable as that of the Governor of North Carolina lo the Governor of South Carolina.—St. Paul Dispatch The St. Paul Dispatch is constantly improving. The paper has a new dress and has at: improved appearance H. A. Castle seems to improve with age. His editoral have such a hit-the nai .juare-on-the-head tone that they command attention. Perhaps toe Mr. Morrissey the managing editor deserves part of the credit for the ad vancement the paper is making. The Denver Tribune sa, s that some unscientious cuss put a small mud turtle, about the size of a silver dollar in room 12 at the Ocean hotel, Duran go, and the miner who was assinged that room, upon retiring, caught sight of it, whereupon lie began to resume his clothing, with the remark: "I ex pected to have a lively night of it here, bat if ther're as big as that I don,t pro pose to get in with 'em." Don't buy your ticket to any point west of this State until you have ex amined the lands and oppurtunities offered here. Of the large numbers who have gone this year to Dakota, a large number are coming back and settling in Minnesota. Many others a*e holding claims for speculation, which they iutend to sell at the first offer, and return to more prosperous and bettersettled communities. Land of excellent quality, in different parts of the State can be bought as low as $4 per acre. Evening Journal: "The democrats went to the polls with shot-guns and the negroes took to the woods." This is an epitome of the late Virgin ia election. It is history that will be repeated in every southern state next fall if the republicans make any seri ous attempt to carry them. The only sensible way is for the republicans to give the Southern states the go-by and concentrate their efforts on the Northern states. The ballot must in supplemented by the bullet to enable the republicans to make any headway in the Smi.t, 'til tie time has nor cjuit »or that e'. Fi iher'.i i.iei.n: Cannot tin parly learn a le-oji or are u»ey sieeped in the !-ensuai intoxication ot political success as to oiimi their eyes to ail but one thing? If not the lat ter, it will be advisable for them to look to it. The farmers are beginning to te.-i in its intensity the gross ii. justi iie them, w-II as to -e the hopelessness of mild expostulation. Wi lhngiis the yeomen ot ti iscountry seems to be to stand and be down-trod den by a tyranny previously unheard of yet they now appear to be looking carefully and thoughtfully, and con sidering the question, and if the re publican party will not use its influ ence to put down the gigantic swindle called the Millers' Association, there will be shown them, by a un.ted granger element, "The Reason Why.' Nofhing lias yet been heard from the missing propeller Manistee, which left Duluth for Houghton a week ago, and it is believed she was sunk with all on board during the recent storms Sufficient life boats were on board to have saved the whole crew, but it is probable they were swamped. The following were those on board: John McKay, captain: Andy Mack, first mate GeorgeL.Beaton,clerk: George M. Kilby, steward Pattrick Cullen, first engineer: John Paine, first porter Thomas White second porter Ed. Bodcn, first cook. A second engineer, two wheels men, two watchmen, four cabin boys, a chambermaid and two deck hands. The passengers which were to have gone on this vessel were transferred to the City of Dulutli, which is overdue at her destination. Apperhensions for the safety of this ouc are also current. There will be a contest county over the iu Wabasha oU'ice of register of deeds. Since the certificate of eJec wasgiven to John Mullen ,democrat it has been discovered that an error of ten votes was made ia footing up the returns from Elgin. When this is corrected Mr.J.C.Barilett will have a majority of three instead of being beaten by seven. An exchange truly says that im proved stock and grass is the surest, easiest and quickest way to make money on western farms. With the land largely in grass and pasture, but little labor is required to secure the crop. Good stock and good grass im prove the land, while the continual gtowing of small grains impoverishes the farm and farmer. Improved stock heads the great march of progress ai» over our western states. It is both pleasant and profitable. Benson Times: A youug man by the name of Eliot who for some time during the fall was engaged in running a threshing machine for the Bergerob Bros, near this place came to town some three weeks ago, to purchase some needed extras for the machine, Going from here to DeGraft, he wus last seen going from the saloon to wards the depot, some time after dark since which nothing can be learned by inquiring of iiis friends at Stillwatei here he resided,of his whereabouts. As he was' known to have quite a large sum of money about him, it i feared that he has been loully ib-alt with. Humored Sale of The Manitoba. Again it is rumored that the Munitob road is for sale. In a recent issue o* the Pioneer Press we find the follow ing. There has beeu so much said the Manitoba road to other parties oi corporations, that each new rumor 1' the same effect is received with smile of incredulity, and it is genera to make sport of the man who men tions the subject. But the matte! came to the surface again yesterday ind this time in a way that makes i possible a transfer has really been a greed upon. Tlis information cairn direct to the PIONEER PRESS, being voucned for by a gentleman thorough ly versed in railroad affairs. Said this gentleman: I have it from the highest authority ihat, before the beginning of the n: year,the Manitoba road will pass un ler the control of the Chicago, Mil waukee, & St.Paul. I cannot give my Authority for this, but I can vouch foi it that the public may depend upon it The sale will be made outright. What reason is there for a drop of a about ten points in Manitoba stock in New York ,and not a sale made? can tell you that the contemplated sale is the reason for the break in the stock. H.L.Horton and Fred Brown, th well known New York brokers, are out here now in the interest of the Milwaukee people. They have had a iong consultation with President of the Manitoba, at the Metripolitan hotel since their arrival, and are now on a tour of inspection of the road in i special train, in company with Mr. Ives. John S. Kennedy, the vice president, is going out of the road' and Mr. Hill certainly will not carry the stock alone. I believe some interest ing facts will be developed the next few weeks, and then the public will ascertain that the visit ofMessr Horton and Brown had a great deai to do with the plans of the Milwaukee road in gaining possesion of the Man itoba. An official of the Manitoba road was afterwards asked by a reporter in re gard to the matter. He affected to have heard nothing of it, although he would make no direct denial. Being closely pressed he said that perhaps a •ertaiu well-known stock broke might be able to give some valuable nformation which mny be inter preted in several peculiar •. ays. Tin stock broker could not b: '.»und, further effort to trace the rumor checked. Several railroad men heard the matter mentioned, but 'iot attached much importance to it, wing to tins last that rumors of this Uind had b.*en so prevalent of late. The Profits Of Eggs* CORKESPOWDE.1CB. MORRIS, NOV. 23, 1888. EDITOR TRIBUNE The "Morris Notes" correspondent of the "Olive Branch" In yesterdays issue again alludes to the closing up of our business and departure from town. It is quite true there were many miners afloat in the air in ref erence to the matter all of which were greately exagerated ami we are not surprised that the correspondent was misled. As soon as we can settle tipour business we will be ready to "shake" with the "notes'* reporter if Ve can find him—call and see him and also take a cup of cofl'ee aud as we some times smoke, especially when we get "warmed" up we will accept a choice Havana and call it eveu. Yours, E. DOWEUS. Connt Commissioners Proceedinp. October—Extra Session. October 30, 1888. The Board of County Commissioners of Stevens Couniy State of Minnesota met at the Auditors office in the Vil lage of Morris said county and state on Tuesday October 30th 1883, pursuant to call. Present: Chairniau, A. H. Taisey Commissioners, Hutcliins, Helgeson, Heglaud, Finuegan, and Thos. E. Heenan County Auditor and ex-offico Clerk of said Board. The Bond of John A. Giltinan ap pointed Judge of Probate by Governer Hubbard vice Pearce resigned iu the sum of otie thousand dollars, with George M. Giltinan and F. B. Cliew as surities was presented and approved. The call for the meet..!fr re i. irui approved. The following bills we.'e ru:f da::', allowed: A. P. Kron, witness stato v Lyons liilburt Lartttm, s I 15. Uenso: 1-^ John A. tii'tiniui, Copying K. J. Husevold, witness s"io vs and was har hac The Poultry World thinfcs ft more profitable to raise eggs than chicken This is what it saj's: "We make no allusion to those large establishments where raising chickens as chickens fo rt hear city market is undoubtedly a paving business. But we address the common poultry raiser living perhaps a considerable distance from market, who wishes to make the most an best of his stock. And to such we say raise every pullet your premise* will accommodate. Treat them in such i manner that they will lay eariy and constantly through the winter, and you will make more money than you •an by raising chickens to sell for •rollers unless at the fancy prices hat such things bring in cities. Most country breeders have no such market for what they chance to have to sell, and the small prices they ob tain at the country hotel or the house of the wealthy citizen, by no means pays for the extra trouble and care that early chickens cost. Of course, ifyonhavea large number of fowls, there would necessarily be cockerels and old hens to fatten for sale, but do not make it your business to sell dead stock instead of making live hens give youhundrads of eggs every year of their lives. 4" flios. Foss, Care co Poor (M. Pederson) 25.00 !C.J.Husevold," [Sirs. Poplow] 15.50 Justin L. Miller, Recording &c 1-iJW P. M. Collam, Repairing shoes co poor 35 Charles ()lson,witness state vs Segnelson l.fcS John Salstroin. 2.01 rl. Shallv, State vs White & Perkins 2X0 lames MeCullough, Team for Sheriff 6.5 Jalin A. Giltinan. stale vs Martin Juuntz 25.00 P. A. McCnrthy. Entering wood Add Hancock 4.97 lames Stoddart, state vs works 1.10 D. Huddleson, Coffin [Mrs. !N*e!sonj lo.OO H. L. Hulburd, Services Coroner 14.40 Geo. P. i:irnard «fcCo., Blanks &c 50.W Charles P. Maghinis, drawing jury 3.00 rl. Hutcliins 3.00 Pionner Press Co., Estray Records and Blanks 15. Co Commi&sion Hutcliins offered the following resolution: Besolved thati suitable furnace he purchased by the Building Conimitte, for heating the new Court House seconded by K. Helgeson and approved by the Board. Liquor License granted to Stephen Johnson. Stephen Johnson now here presents his application for license to sell intoxicating liquors in the town of Donnelly in these words and figures (See application of lile) and his bond there for in these words aud figurss (see bond on file) whereupon the Board being fully advised in the pre mises approved the said bond and grant the said Johnson a license in his saloon on lot 8 block 22 in said town of Donnelly for the period of three months from the first day of October 1883. On motion the Board agreed with the Sheriff that he should serve the Jury Notices for the sum of fifty dollars a term, adopted. K. J. Husevold presents a bil' against the county for services render ed in capturing alleged horse thief Mr. Dagerhornein December 1878 amount of claim fifty-five dollars. This clairi' vas disallowed by the Board at the •larch meeting 1883. (page 592 com missioners records) Bill withdrawn. And the Board adjourned. A. H. TAISEY, Chairman $oard Co., Com'er. Attest: Tiros. E. HEENAN, County Auditor. Buffalo Statistics, Prof. Oswald in Cincinnati Enquirer. Northwest of the "Blue Ridge" buffaloes grawn] in countless herds. During the heat of the midsummer months they used to re treat to the highlands, and followed the ridges in their southward migration, as the Approach of winter gradually crowned the heights with snow. Along tho back bones of all the main chains of the sunken Alleghen ies these trails can still be distintly traced for hundreds of miles. "Buffalo springs," 'Buffalo gap," and scores of similar names still attest the former presence of the Ameri can bison in localities that are now fully 2,000 miles from the next buffalo range. The centre of our buffalo population is moving northwest at an alarming rate. Herds, in the old time sense of tho word, can now be found only in British North America, and here and there along the frontier of our northwest territories. In cold winter small troops of fifteen or twenty are occasionally seen in the Texas "panhandle," in western Utah and in the valley of the upper Arkan sas, but nowhere on this side of the Missis sippi. Their days are numbered. They can not hide, and their defensive weapons are useless against mounted riflemen. Pot hunters follow them to their far norther re treats the International railroad will soon can y a swarm of sportsmen to their west Mexican reservations, and in fifty years from now their happy pasture grounds will proba bly be reduced to the inclosed grass plots of a lew zoological gardens. An Old Friead. Now York Herald. The newspaper fraternity will be glaH to bear once more through The Philadelphia Times from one of its oldest and most valu able friends. He apjeajed at the burning of the Devon Inn near Philadelphia on Monday Bight, still rigorous aud as useful as usual. Allasion Is of course made to the man wjic invariably nanies a trunk down stairs and tinrows a fee wind*#. fn| m*j be ware! TOO INTIMATE WITH A KING. An Experience of William Howard llUMtell as Journalist to Koyalty. Now York Sun. "At the outbreak of the Franco-Prussian war, Mr. Dana engaged William Howard Russell, then of Tho London Times, The Times being perfectly willing that Mr. Rus «ejl should earn *15,000 a year for giving out his letters in duplicate to a newspaper print ed 3,000 miles away from The Times office. "Mr. Russell, after accepting an engage ment at $.5,000 a year to write for The Sun, wrote to Mr. Dana asking how he should send his letters. 'By cable,' was Dana's cablegram to the distinguished military critic. "Now everybody I'ari 2.14 M. Webber, state cures El. 0 Pioneer .Press Co., 2 MiVe Hecords i'2t)0 Trncems cloth & Blanks IS 2. Culver Page Hoyne A Co, iteeorde E A marked 8.* 0 (ieo. D. Hnrnard & Co., TV.:." List 21.0» Parrott &. Girton, Blanks L70 Pioneer Press Co., C. P. Maginnis, Sheriffs Tees 11.04 fees stat" eases 8.0t Randall & Bodeen, Printing County Pro cedir.gs &c 38.97 Stationery 14.C0 P. Ekstrom. Boarding- ui'isouers Litch field jail 3S.28 Thos, Olson, witness state vs Seguelun 2.0rt Lars Noble, u 3.68 knows that William How ard Russell's "letters, whether from the Army of the Potomae or from any other point, will average from 0,000 to 10,000 words, and Mr. Russell, finding himself engaged to telegraph so voluminously to 'a little two-cent paper in New York City,' undoubtedly said to himself: •If I have employers so enterprising it be hooves me to stir myself, and show them that I am worthy as much as their enterprise would seem to demand that I should be.' And, by the force of habit, ho forthwith posted off for King William, not then, the reader of course will understand, the em peror. "Well, the old king pretended to be sur prised when Mr. Russell entered his tent, as though William Howard Russell could cross his lines and he not get notice of the approach of such a man. 'I am glad to see you, sir, and welcome you as the most renowned of military writers Make my tent your home. Dine with me.' "And William Howard Russell fell into the trap. He dined with the king, and after the champagne and cigars turned to his portman teau to go 'What are you going to dof the king in quired. 'Telegraph to The London Times and The New York Sun.' "'Oh! no! no! That would be giving in formation to the enemy. I thought you had come to be my historian of the war.' "The result was, if a month after that Rus sell had telegraphed a line to either of the two great journals by which he had been em ployed lie might possibly have been suspected of violating the confidence of the king. He was trapped. He necessarily became the king's historian of the war, and The Lon don Times and The New York Sun did not get a line from William Howard Russell con cerning the Franco-Prussian war. "Meantime George W. Smalley, who, as everybody knows, has been for years past the London correspondent of The Tribune, went to and engaged a corps of the smartest reporters to be found in that city, told them to skirmish around the armies, accept no body's hospitalities, get all the news they could by hook and crook, and telegraph to him every night in London. "Result: Mr. Smalley's first telegram to The Tribuno covered a page of that journal, and a fortnight later every newspaper in London reproduced that page, the original of a practice that was afterward repeated." A Dentist on the Preservation ot the Teeth. "Betty Blunt" in Chicago Herald. "Doctor, are not a great many teeth ruined by having the enamel worn off with tooth powders?" "No that is a most pernicious fallacy. I wish all this world knew the truth, that the enamel of a tooth cannot be worn off with a brush and any kind of tooth powder not if it were scrubbed five hours a day for 150 years. More teeth are ruined by a fear of scouring them than by all other causes put together. The best way in the world to preserve a tooth is to keep it highly polished then no foreign substance adheres to it. These adhesions and gradual rustings are what destroy teeth. If you wish to keep a piece of steel you polish it. If you do not it will rust away. It is precisely the same with a tooth. The only danger that can arise from the use of the harshest tooth-powders is that they may in jure the gums. Don't ever use charcoal or salt, for, while they are excellent for clean ing, they are ruinous to the gums. Charcoal is full of little, sharp slivers that get under the gums or cut into them and cause trouble and grains of salt, you know, have very sharp edges and corners. Cuttlebone toothpowders are the best, I think. Bat by all means keep the teeth clean and highly polished. That reminds me" continued the dentist, "a handsome and well-dressed lady came here yesterday and wished her teeth 'fixed up.' I looked into her mouth and saw about the foulest chasm I ever gazed into. Why, it was worse than a sewer. I told her I would give her a prescription, and when she had used it thoroughly for a week I would gee her. again. The prescription was for a tooth brush and a box of powder. Doubtless she was vexed when the druggist 'com pounded' it, but it was what she most needed, nevertheless." "I have heard that many medicines given by the physicians injure the teeth. Is that true, doctor?" "No, not to any considerable extent. IT1 tell you where that idea comes from. You know, when a person is sick he is not so apt to clean his teeth as when he is well. That is one trouble but a greater is that the teeth tre not used much. Sick persons eat but lit tle, usually and what they do eat is often in the form of pastes or gruels that do not de mand much chewing. Now, the teeth are like any other part of the person if they are unused they become soft and more subject to the decaying influences. Put your arm in a sling for a month and the muscles and whole member will become soft and flabby. So with a tooth that is not used for some time. Now, when a tooth is growing softer each day, and it is not being cleaned as often as it was when it needed cleaning less, of couse it rap idly fails. This is why the medicines are charged with the destruction." A Journalist in Bronze. A statue of the late Charles deYoung, edi tor of The San Francisco Chronicle, killed by the son of Mayor Ivalloch, of that city, has been cast in bronze, says The Philadelphia Times, by Charles F. Heaton, from a model by F. Marion Wells, of San Francisco, and is now on exhibition at No. 503 North Twelfth street. This statue was made for the brother of tho deceased, Mr. H. de Young, the present proprietor of The Chronicle, and meets the approbation of every critic who knew tho original in life, the face and ex pression being especially commended. The statue is seven feet eight inches high and represents a well-built, finely proportioned man in the prime of life, standing easily, with the weight of the body thrown on the left foot, while the right is slightly advanced. The right arm hangs straight and the hand, holding a pen, rests open on a pedestal cov ered with manuscripts. The left arm is bent, bringing the half-opened hand forward, up ward and near the waist, making a fine dis cursive gesture. The face, with side whis kers and mustache, is clear cut and full of expression. A frock coat falls easily from the shoulder and is as gracefully handled aa possible, considering the few lines of beauty which such drapery gives. A posthumous work is almost always a book that one has forgotten 80/ bury with the author. The Best Beading. Every family that desires to provide for its young people wholesome and Instructive reading matter should send for specimen copies of the Youth's CompaniDn, of Boston. It is the brightest and best of papers for young people. Its columns give more than two hundred stories yearly by the most noted authors, including J. T. Trowbride, William Black, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Thomas Hardy, Mrs. Oliphant and many otfeers, besides bcientiiic articles by eminent spec ialists, tales of adventure by noted travellers, papers of encouragement and advice by men aud women of ability and experience, tmd reminis cences and anecdotes of famous people. Willi a cireulj.t on rapidly approach ing 850,000 copies a week, the Youth's Companion can well afford to spread such a hast before its patrons and spreading such a feast, it is no wander it has such a tremendous circulation. FLOATED OUT WITH THE TIDE. The tide comes in and the tide goes out, And maidens they buffet the wave There's a tragedy hitched to tho tail of a swim, Of which I will tell you about. The maiden so rosy and buxom to see, Strolled over the glistening sand So pretty her smile and so blushing her cheek None fairer could ever be. Her lover he watched his promised bribe, As a wave slopped over her head And groaned in dismay when he saw her arise— While her blush floated out with the tide. THE CINCHONA TREE. The Experiment of Cultivating |nl nine About to he Undertaken. Chicago Times. President Barrios, of Guatemala, has made arrangements to try the experiment of culti vating tho cinchona tree, and W. J. Forsyth, a planter of Ceylon, who has ridden a thou sand miles through Central America, explor ing the country to discover the best site for plantation, is now in New York on his return to East India to select the seed for fivo million trees. Speaking on the subject, Mr. Forsyth said: "The rapid increase in the number of uses to which the bark of the cinchona tree is put, not only for the manu facture of quinine and as an ingredient in tho substitute for hops, but for various com mercial purposes, induced President Barrios to try this experiment. Although the cin chona tree is not a native of India, but was introduced there in 1S79 by the celebrated botanist, Clement Markham, at the instance of the British government, the culture was so profitable that not only has the original in vestment of £150,000 oeen repaid, but the trees have been valued at £1,000,000." There are many varieties of the cinchona. One is the calisaya, which is rich in alkaloid. Another variety is the officinalis, the bark of which is known as crown bark. Other varie ties are condamanca and the succirubra. The last named is rather larger than the others and more robust and of quicker growth, but not so rich iu alkaloid, though it yields plenty Df bark. These barks are generally known to commerce as Peruvian bark, though not cultivated in Peru nor grown there to any great extent. The trees are planted from three to four feet apart, and mature in about six yeirs. There are three methods of treatment in cultivation. One is by thinning out, or se lecting the largest trees to be retained. An ther is by coppicing, which is simply cutting he trees down to a stump and permitting the hoots to grow. At the harvest these shoots ire cut off. The third method is called the Mclvor system, and consists in taking the bark from a part of the matured tree and mossing over the stripped place until the bark is renewed. If the mossing is carefully done the bark will renew itself continually. The bark is sold at 2 shillings to 13 shillings a pound, and is sold readily, for the supply has never yet bepn too great. The cinchona tree requires a tropical climate and a plentiful rainfall. It would not grow in the United States, but can be cultivated in Mexico. The tree requires careful cultivation. His Honor and Bilah ftcbuked. Detroit Free Press. When the reporters got down Bijah was dusting off tho chairs and singing "Only a Pansy Blossom." He was offered 50 cents, |1, $2, and finally as high as $4 and a hand-sled if he would quit at the end of his first verse, but he indig aantly spurned all overtures. One after another the prisoners called out to him to have mercy and let up, but it was not until the occupant of cell No, fainted dead away with a cry of despair that the old janitor hushed his song and said: "I don't see why it is that everybody pitches into my singing. Is there anything the matter with my voice?" "Anything!" shouted the reportorial band in chorus. "I have been told that there was a touch of pathos in it." "Pa-ha! ha! thos!" "And that it reminds the bearers of their childhood days." "Child-ha! ha! hood days!" "Oh, well, it's no use to combat such jeal ousy as yours. No one can blame the crow for hearing the eagle. All of you go to Texas." The first prisoner out was Abner Johnson, the victim who had fainted. He looked pale and weak, and his honor gazed at him and said: "Prisoner, these sprees are using you up." "Sprees! Why, last night is the fust time I have been drunk in two years!" "Well, it seems to have exhausted you." "It wasn't that, sir. I could stand four or five drunks and not feel the worse for it, but when you coine to lock a man up in a close cell, keep him without breakfast, and start fifty hyenas to howling before his door, some thing has got to give way." "Bijah,said the court, as he turned to the janitor, "have you been singing again this morning?' "Y-yes, sir. That is, I warbled off a verse or two." "And it caused me to faint away, and gave the man next to me quick consumption," added the prisoner. "Bijah, I have warned you for the last time," solemnly announced his honor. "You have got to stop singing or this court must break up! Prisoner, you have suffered enough aud are discharged. GTo your way!" It was no more than Bijah deserved, and yet when he was seen through the door of the corridor wiping his sad eyes on a piece of coffee-sacking, a majority of tho audience expressed heart-felt sympathy. Ueorge William Cnrtte and Xsst, George William Curtis is at Newport, be ing the guest of the Marquands, writes a cor respondent. Ho feels at home anywhere in Rhode Island, as that is his native state. Curtis is now in his 60t,h year. It is more than a third of a century since he made his first apj^arance in literature, taking at once a first-class position, which he has retained, both as an orator, author and editor. His residence is on Staten island, where many of tho leaders in Harper's Weekly are written. Nast, who has temporarily discontinued his cartoons, lives in Morristown, and travels but, little, though he has recently visited Saratoga springs. He is a native of Bavaria, and began his career as an artist in the hum blest manner. His hits at Tweed atid the in famous ring did much toward breaking the latter, and James Gordon Bennett has also winced under the power of his crayon. Nast, indeed, is a wonderful genius, but see what a road to the public was opened to him in Harper, whose patronage indeed has given him fame as well as wealth. Hence it will bo well for him to resume his place, as other wise be will soon be forgotten. He needs the Harpars full as much as they need him, and the salary ($200 per week) is certainly very handsome. Nast has (first and last) drawn $150,000 from Harper's Weekly. Fools in Washington. Cincinnati News-Journal. If it were put to a vote to-day two-thirds of tue fashionable society of Washington male and female, would vote for a monarchy, and titles, and stars, and g&rtan. Good&JBrisbine Are now Prepared to receive their many Customers at their NE3W STORE! Cor .Atlantic Ave. and 5th St. A Full Assortment in the Following Lines will be kept Constantly on Hand.: Hardware! Tinware! fJL, Hliiqh' ivud lisiicv GROCERIES Boots and Shoes, Flour and Feed, Hard and Soft Coal, Wood and Coal Stoves, Doors, S^sh, Blinds, Mouldings, Etc. U N I U E OP ALL KINDS Wool and Hair Mattrasses Spring Beds. Farm 3S^Cstcli.in.er3r, The Celebrated Jackson Wagon Also Schur meier Wagons. Tin and Wooden Eaves Spouts, Pumps, Guns-Breech and Muz zle Loading, Revolvers and Muskets, and Lamps of all descriptions. As they intend adopting a cash basis, Goods will be sold at Bottom Figures. Morris Minn- Lumber. -A FULL LINE OF- DOOES, SASH, BLINDS, WINDOWS, LATH SHINGLES, PICKETS, MOULDINGS, &c. ALWAYS OX HAND Which we will Sell ES Cheap as the Cheapest E. J. Jones & Son., H. E. DYE & CO. West Sid© IR- R. Track. With wheat at seventy-five cents per bushel who can afford to squander money by paying old time war prices for goods? We offer a line of Dry Goods, Groceries, BOOTS AND SHOES, AU first class, at prices corresponding with the times. Remember the place on the west side, next door to Pearce's hardware store. LOOK HERE! I have just added to my stock a supply of Trunks and Valises, and I am bound to sell at Rock Bottom Prices for Cash. Please give a call before purchasing elsewhere and you will be satisfied that you can get the best bargain you ever got before, in the line of Saddles, Harness, Trunks, Valises, Whips, Saddlery Hardware, &c. Morris. Minn. JAMES DEMPSEY. Wagon and Carriage Making, Blacksmithing and Horse-shoeing. Repairing of all kinds promptly and neatly done house, carriage and sign painting. Satis faction guaranteed. O. KI. G-esixie, m.. Iforris, Mian*