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' v “i • - ■ &LL STEM FBOTOMBS _R PR(SB F©B EYEBYB©BY A BALLOON IS NO REFUGE FROM AFFECTION -—I-«--«- —. j lAM 90 TIRED, 60 SICK 1 OFDCfT SKYOACK.DOT 1 \ DINK I take a BALLOOrt ] RlDC TO 6SCAP6 HIM . >—>--i-r-TT J r" •-■■■ - AH, AT LAST I BREATHE / DER AIR CF FRCfeOOM • (/ AT LAST I AM SAFE H FROM HISS ATTtKfTlGNS! P -- v /• I j ICKY? _ EF Dews ANYDlN#Sp 1- HATE IT ISS te Affection! _- -r* . r—1 ■■ Outbursts of Everett True r YELLOW STREAK. Wigg—I don’t think much of Bjones, in spite of the fact that he is always boasting of his birth and breeding. Wagg—Well, even In blue blood you will often find a streak of yellow. __—• MERE WEAKLING. A Buffalo man, the soh of parents who lived to be 12* and 182, has just died at the age of 107. The present age doesn’t seem to have the stamina of the past.—Philadelphia Inquirer. EXCUSE ME ‘ By Myer OH! PROFESSOR t YOU ARE JUST IN TIME TO HEAR MY DAUGHTER PLAY HER NEW PIECE ON THEPI^ANO ! ,_. PUPPOBE YOU MUSICIANS CAN j 5ILY RECOGNIZE TALENT ? r—' -I-^ j IT TOOK ME FOUR YEARS V ( TO LEARN TO PLAT LIKE this:; - \ THIS 15 THE MOST ( DIFFICULT PART OFJ | ^THIS PIECE! x WHAT DO VOU THINK OF MY ) daughter's EXECUTION?! ^ ■■ ■■ , ) IF SHE'S ♦NSUBED. PYrilCr ( I THINK IT WOULD ( t AOUbt \ BE A BULLY IDEA*”; '-^ME!\ Job Had His Troubles, but 5TILL HE WAS NEVER SENT TO SCHOOL ^ * WEARING HIS BEAUTIFUL CURLS. I fcWU MADE A HIT. A comedian in a Paris theatre re cently made a great hit out of a pain ful incident. While indulging in a bit of horse-play on the stage he acci dentally struck his head violently against one of the pillar* on the stage. On hearing the thud every body uttered a cry. “No great harm dene.” said he. “Just hand me a towel, a glass of water and a salt cellar.” These were brought, and he sat down, folded the towel in the form of a bandage, dipped it in the glass and emptied the salt cellar on the wet part. Having thus prepared a compress, according to prescription, and when everybody expected he j would apply it to his forehead, he j gravely arose and tied it around the j pillar. I WELL, ANYWAY— “Don’t you believe we ever come back from the dead?” asked the spiritualist. “Well, I know that many a family skeleton comes to life,” Replied the mere man. ONE AND THE SAME. “I'm afraid," said a well-known politician when a cabbage came within an inch of his nose, “that somebody in the audience has lost his head.” NOT AT ALL. She—Men are more conceited than women. He—Nonsense. Every man at some time In his life has told some woman that he wasn’t worthy of her. HOW AWFUL. If Congress continues to stick tc business, after a while it won’t know anything else.—Atlanta Constitution. DOINGS OF THE VAN LOONS—Father Evidently Has a “Hunch” By F. 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ITMeRfci TwunT woTH Tue HALF OF <Tj Keep wV word! --- LORD BAUYROT IH/LAHQIAHD While passing a small milliner^ shop, old chap, I overheard an in dignant customer expostulating with the proprietress for unreasonable de lays tn completing her hat. The door was open, so I could not help over hearing these wrathy words: "Say, are you building me a 114 at a skyscraper? Last time I oared In to this Kelly bazaar you gave me S double-barreled affidavit that * mj bean cover would be rigged In fuH sail by the time the lunch whi»tl| blew. And now you've got the crt8§ , to say It ain’t even got Its coat of varnish. Well, this Is the last time I ever order a beau-grabber at thla joint!" My word! te rj i>HF i A J little r1 Dandy >• Come OVER. An Ssr HER. ^OMETIME^ ? /tsi.rHiirT\i SORF TlAT'S'J /i WUpiT I OOTA h*r for .y #150.00 SS li my RRicn COME OVER. \ AN* Crt r HER\ —A Any Tinr / /"heVTN \ ( UHOTTPILA ' t^ar f s*>r .too'Rsr) 6tTTlN''rEft ~ , SAiUlftV ftE<r- , ULftR.PiiN'T 12 YER’. HU AT S-s* Bunes^ is IT (Wj OF fooft.^ IF V ^ I SEwv. Pi \ Ymotor 9oat ,J —V KtfcMOMfcfiPt—- \ tNTntt coluiw vm.t it, oV VOOftb tO MASKING TON'S MMHC90L Evening Star Astrologer COPYRIGHT, 1111. “The stars incline, but do not compeL* WEDNESDAY, FEBRrAKY 11, 1914. Success Is bought If work he sought. The Bun and Mars govern favor ably today. Astrologers find condi tions fortunate for seeking employ* rnent or obtaining financial tacking. Mercury changes from evil to friend ly aspect and for that reason all w># are subject to the planet should h* cautious In conducting thalr aftatm. Persons who hold government of fices are particularly favored by the stars under this mndguratioa. Tha Influences are believed to produoa clear foresight and fine discrimina tion in dealing with public Question*. The aspect is held to be conducive to loyally, ambition and energy. Men with reform ideas should benefit, while the rule of the stars prevail The day is auspicious for promoters. Advance notices of every aort should be especially effective. Advertise** should benefit. Men and women of optimistic tem perament should profit by the friendly aspect of the Sun, which Is suppose® to produce susceptibility to agree able manners. Men usually forbid ding and unresponsive may be ap proachable today. This date Is announced as unusually propitious for professors of must* actors, painters and drapers. A London astrologer predict*, that Mr. AsQUith will suffer a serious breakdown of health in the spring, aa his stars are most forbidding. The success of reforms, which ren der a return to more conservative standards of dress and conduct, is again prophesied. Toklo Is warned of threatening signs, which presags foreign com plications. Labor troubles continue to appear in the dally reading of the stars. Dissensions among members of large organisations for mutual protection are foreshadowed. Profit-sharing is announced as one of the Industrial reforma which will occupy attention. Persons whose blrthdate It is will meet with difficulties In financial and domestic life, unless they curb their interest In pleasures of various sorts. They should pay strict attention to business and hums affairs. If they would safeguard themselves. Children born on this day may waste much time In worthless pantonshlps. An Inclination to untruthful may be overcoma A Cate child Is probable