Newark evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume], April 17, 1914, STATE EDITION, Image 11

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► A Limit to His Endurance.
A buy who had been absent from
achool for several days returned
witl hiB throat carefully swathed,
uirt presented this note to his,
teacher:
"Please don't lei my son learn any
German today; his throat is so sore
he can hardly speak English.”—
Everybody’s Magazine. .
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Getting Her Money’s Worth.
Mrs. Kimp—Don’t you And Dr.
Soakum’s charges rather steep?
Mrs. Simp—Yes, I do. But, then,
lie always gives such dignified and
impressive names to the most or
dinary ailments that it is really a
pleasure to be ill and go ic Him for
treatment.—Exchange,
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Direct Question.
At a reunion of the Adams family
he chicken croquettes ga\< out, so
he maids carefully neglected the
youngest children. After vainly try
ng to attract the attention of his
nether, one of the little hoys at the
ower end of tho table called out in a
oud tone of voice, "Mother!”
"What is it, Albert'.”’ she replied.
"Do you think,” went on the child,
‘I should have liked the croquettes if
had had one?”—Alineade E. Craw
ord, in Lippincott’s.
Wanted to Know.
Lucille (earnestly)—"Karl, I want
o ask you one question.”
Karl (also earnestly)—"Why, what
s it, sweetheart?”
Lucille (more in earnest than ever)
"Karl, if you had never met me,
could you have loved me Just the]
lame?”—Life,
Exact.
j ,ludg< NVljat la your n-,< . madam?
Witness—Twenty-seven and some
I rrinnt hs.
Judge—I want your exact age,
please. How many months?
Witness--One hundred and twenty.
—Boston Transcript.
Frightening Children.
Mr. Flatte—"I thought you said you
didn’t believe in frightening chil
dren ?’’
Mrs. Flatte—"Neither do I."
"Why then, did you give the baby I
this photograph of your mother to
play with?”—Yonkers Statesman.
Reason Enough.
Ethel—“Did you know Joste had
thrown Frank over?”
Mabel—“Goodness, no! Why?"
Ethel—“Oh. the wretch stopped call
ing and writing, and all that, I under
stand,"—Judge.
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Evening Star
Astrologer
COPTRinilT. 1913.
"The stnrf Incline, hut do not compel."
SATIHUAY, Al'nll. 18. 1914.
According to astrology this Is an
uncertain day in which It wilt be well
to exercise caution. Although Saturn
Is In beneflc aspect Venus and Uranus
are adverse.
It Is held as a most unlucky time
for weddings. Persons married on
this day .should guard against un
happiness due to erratic moods and
changeable emotions.
The conditions arc not favorable for
Journeys Vehicles propelled by elec
tricity are especially to be avoided.
Judges, merchants, artists, musi
cians and authors arc subject to In
fluences that may hamper and lr
r'tale them. They Hhould postpone
all matters of importance.
There is a forbidding sign for hotel
keepers, managers of restaurants and
confectioners. The stars presage
heavy losses for many who have
profited from the stars which have
encouraged dancing and cabaret per*
fornmiicos. Tills same sign is read
as Indicating loss for moving picture
theatres.
This Is a day believed to be lucky
for old persons, who are supposed to
be susceptible to the rule of Saturn
Miners, real estate men. farmers
and all who gain their livelihoods di
rectly from the soil are subject to
lucky rule under this configuration.
Night workers and nil persons en
gaged In laborious employments
should benefit.
Tin stars ire especially friendly
to stone masons, br'cklayers, car
penters. barbers, wool-spinners, bak
ers of bread, pilots, drivers and toll
ga i borers.
There is a lucky omen for those
who dyvell on the water, for builders
of waterworks, water-carriers and
sea captains.
Under this government persons who
have practised severe self-denial are
believed to enjoy benefit.
Persons whose blrthdate it is should
not make any changes in business or
domestic environment In the coming
year. They may have disappoint
ments ill their affections or illness
in their families.
Children born on this day may ba
restless in nature, always desirous
of change and cureless in business
affairs. They may be trained to
careers of great usefulness, however,
for they should be alert in mind ao4
adaptable, _
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