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J- TJIE BAItltE DAILY TIMES, FEBIttTAItY UK 100a. ffiWlllieBill tmmm m iierlfiinis . ... . , sf f "yT . ' ' I .' Wt , fN r ' ' . V,,lt iVn. j a M AModcrn ft iiiil V V J i I I iMf I J I I F II f I II IVfakcs Cooking Easjr REYNOLDS & SON, BARRE. SAAAAAAA Aa a fA a A AAAAAA A a Aunt Sally' j 3 Heebi-Oej. TTYTYTTTTYYTYTYTTTTTYYYT tCopjrrlaiit, IMS, by T. C. McClure. Whea Aunt Sail Bently came to the cbirea there were uo cushions In the , pews, (be offered to tand half the expense of providing them. Deacon Hasting was consulted, lie bad con tributed half the lumber to build the church and the two stoves that heated It, aad he was the boss. He said be wanted no chances. Aunt Stilly said he'd get even. Just what Aunt Sally meant by her half threat soon developed. She came to church lugging a big feather pillow tinder her arm, and the pillow was used In her pew for a cushion. She bad come In late, and the sight of ber walking tip the aisle with the pillow was a novelty. It waa more; It was eandaloM that ia, Deacon Hastings o considered It, and he opened his batteries aa soon as the benediction was pronounced. Never In all hia life bad he heard of each a thing, and he hoped for the good of the cause and the morals of society the pillow would be left at home thereafter. "Look a-bere, deacon," answered Aunt Sally, "I was watching you all through the ' sermon, and you waa bitching around on the hard seat like boy on tacks. Ton may continue to hitch If yeu want to, but I shan't. This pillar will come with me every Sunday until - we have pew cushions. I don't believe the Lord Is going to punish any obc for wanting to be comfortable In church." "But our forefathers stood up to worship," argued the deacon. "Yes. I know, and I guess they got wore .religion In their legs than In their souls. If you don't want me to come to meeting you can say so, but if I come the pillar comes along." The deacon said It was a rank case of heresy, and he would have put ber out if be could have secured any sup port All others advised him to let the matter go, and for three months Aunt Bally and her pillow were features of the morning service. But she wasn't satisfied with her victory. Summer was coming on, and the flies were com- log about, and she boldly broached the subject of protecting the church with screen doors and windows. : "And make a complete surrender to Satan!" shouted the good old deacon as he grew red In the face. I "Don't you try to keep flies out of your bouse?" she asked. "But my house Is not a church. If the Lord wills It that flies shall enter this sanctuary it is not for us to keep them out." "I saw you batting at one that want ed to light on your nose Inst Sunday." "Then I shall ask forgiveness for it Sister Bently, you have almost elisor gsnlzed this church with your feather pillows and other Ideas, and you must go no further. We were years in driv ing Satan and his temptations out, and now they must stay cut." . "I'll pay half on the screens," she persisted. "Tou would probably pny half to have a fiddle Introduced here to help out the singing, but that will never be. If I had to open a screen door to get Into this church I never could feel right in my conscience thereafter." Aunt Sally went home to do some thinking. She hadn't far to go, and the jjarn on her place was still nearer. The flies had really become a nui sance, and.' though fans were permit ted, the doaeon had a scowl for those who waved them too vigorously. And. besides, it Is a trick to fan the back of one's neck and ieep a bluebottle fly at a distance. She felt that she must adopt some heroic measure to call at tention to the nuisance, and after three or four days the Idea came to her. She had half an acre of ground around her house, and she decided leave Ms wagon and" the hfves fin the alley near the church over Sunday. And, suspiciously enough, some folks thought she did not attend church on Sunday. It rained Saturday, and her rheumatism was worse. Sunday morning brought hot weath er. There was the usual congregation, and doors and windows stood open, and the flies frolicked. By no possi bility could Aunt Sally bjTe known that a certain boy would come loafing along that street at 11 o'clock on bis way to the river. Neither could 6he have told that be would bait on see ing the hlvos and the bees flying around and after two or three min utes pick up three or four rocks and send them against the hives with a smash. Of coarse the bees resented it. They weren't taking any sans off a tow headed boy. Tbo trouble, bow ever, was that the boy put on rapid transit and got away. In huntlne; around for his trail the bees found the open doors and windows of the church, and they reasoned that one kind of meat was as good as another for them, and they entered. Three minutes later the congregation was going out. They went out the handiest way and without decorum. Tberw were shouts and shrieks and walls. and the two doctors In the village had their hands full for the next three days. Somehow or. other Satan didnl ?ome Into possession, lie didn't two weeks later,- when the building was screened, nor six weeks later, when tbo pews were cushioned. They even put In a furnace and parlor organ and painted the building In time. M. QUAD. MAGAZINE REVIEW, j Church and Clergy. Tlatee are to be substituted for col lection bags at St. Mary's church, Do ver, England, mainly on the express ground that so many buttons have been found In the latter. Pastor Wagner, who became famous through the praise of his book. "The Simple Life." In this country, Is no longer the head of a village chnrch, but has a larger congregation In Paris. The Rev. J. Wilbur Chapman, the evangelist, of Warsaw, Ind., sails for Australia March 24 to begin a monster revival. He willbe accompanied by his daughter and a full staff of as sistants. Rev. Dr. Theodore L. Cuyler Is now in bis eighty -eighth year. He was or dained sixty-three years ago. He be came pastor of the Lafayette Avenue Presbyterian church, Brooklyn, fifty six years ago. College and School. There are over 228,000 students in Europe's 125 universities, nearly 300 ot them women. Horrible Disaster. Willie had tried by various means to interest his father in conversation. "Can't you see I'm trying to read!" laid the esaspcrated parent. "Now don't bother me." Willie was silent for almost a minute. Then, re flectivelyt' "Awful accident in the subway today." Father lookt-d up with interest. "What is that!" h eeked. "What n the accident in the subwsv?" "Why," replied Willie, edging toward the door, "a woman had her eye on a seat and a man sat on it." Every body's Magazine. . A Revolution Which Will Effect Ffty four Senators. How the p-.-ople are capturing) tlie legislative branch of the government through the primary elections, thereby putting half the United States Senators under thinr direct cote, is one of the topic which William Allen White takes up in "Ths Old Order Changeth" which he contributes to the February Ameri can Magazine. He ay Ihe secret ballot, the direct prim ary and the purged pnrty which are now assured in American politics do not set the metes and bounds of pro gress toward self-government- in this country. They are fundamental reforms, it is true, and they are the step that are necessary before there may be any real forward movement. For it will be seen that each one of these movements is a leveling process, a tendency to make money, property, wealth or distinction count for nothing save as an indirect Influence In the ballot box. Each of these innovations, the secret ballot, the primary and the reformed party, is a step toward democracy a step toward the Declaration of Independence and away from the Constitution, which so feared majority rule that It was hedged about with checks and balances at every possible point. In the early dav of the Republic the people annulled the Constitution by getting a direct vote on the president, and thus obtained the executive branch of the government Now they are capturing the legislative wench through the primary, winch to day puts over half the United States senators under the direct vote of the pen V. "viwn one stops to think that n Washington, Oregon, California, North and rjcmtti Dakota. JSebrask. Kansas Missouri. Iowa, Wisconsin. MJcMtran Ohio, Illinois. Alabama, Mjissiprii Florida, Gsoreia, Texas, Tennessee. So Carolina, Virginia, New Jersev and Ken tucky United rrtates senators at the next election will go directly to the people for nominations and not to the railroads and ths public service corpora tions of their respective atates, a they aia ten year ago, one reajizes how revolutionary are the things that are coming into our system." CONFERENCE ON CONSERVATION Delegates of Mexico, Canad and the United States Aeet PRESIDENT TALKS TO THEA' Opening Session of International Confer ence on Conservation of Natural Re sources, Called by President Roosevelt. When Grant Went a-Courtin'. In the February Circle magazine Mrs. Emma Dent Casey tells of Grant's wed- TTur T.trmon Wltfne nt h. K V-V "ilg M Bh remembers it! Tribune will deliver the Rrornlrv "Owing the. ceremony I sat aa quietly , . ,, . , ... " as I could on a pier table with Miss turea on Journalism at Yale this year. Aroandft hvMtt aftrw,rd Miss Xiary Mills Patrick, president of came my brother John's wife. We tried the American College For Girls at to be seen and not heard, but I fear Constantinople, says that the Amer- we succeeded in being heard more than lean college is patronised extensively anybody else. At any rate, I have since by Mohammedans, and she says they arna '& "om im nps oi vomus ivu- ro on n,i wiiiina. ii (afterward General Wilcox) that """ t ... v , i v cs jj urnui:i wun 11 hut uutc In the Lincoln school at Santa Bar- ance during the whole wedding; that I Dara, cai., me pupils are laugnc to, was under his feet all the time when bind all the books that get out of re- I was not under somebody else's feet, pair, to cane ail cnairs needing it and and that he had most - heartily wnshoa to mend everything at home echool that needs mending.' Recent Inventions. or in me in bed. No doubt, we were both as ubiquitous and cluttering as most small girls are apt to be on such ocaosions. But, at least, 1 sat still long enough I to admire my big sister's extreme pret- tiness as she stood in her bridal dress . A hedge trimmer operated on the beside her quiet, self-possessed soldier, principle of a barber's clippers has Captain Grant was as. cool under the been patented by a resident of Oregon. Ar ff the clergyman's questions as he i ,..i.i , . . . . - had 1een under the fires of the Mexican A machine that cleans old bricks of rfiu w ti, . it h their mortar automatically is a recent ashamed' or afraid to be there, as I have Invention in the line of labor saving gCen some other brideerooms look." devices. . Mrs. Oasey also makes an important ! , A German surtreon has invented an contribution to the contraversy about that a couple of hives or Dees wouio j electrical scalpel which, it is claimed, i t,rftnt ""V 6ablts give the place a more homelike look, j sterilizes as it cuts and is much more phe therefore engaged a man with a ? rapld t0 use tl)an tne U8Uftl form o team to go forth among the farmers j j-ujfe and make a purchase. , ) A recent invention of a Canadian is Just whether the good woman a brlt.klayng machine which Is claim timed the man to get back on a Satur- 0,30 the work of sll or 8evea day nlxht will never be known, but it .i,,-,, hrtcklavers whan nn.rti did come out. that b.e advised him .to tWQ men and a boy ' . . , , ... What Women Need Something to put the blood in good order when they are pale and weak; something to clear the complexion when it is sallow or muddy; , something to strengthen thediRestion when food disagrees; something T to tone the nervous system when it is depleted. That something is A natural and sufficient1 remedy for the weaknesses and derange ments so common among women. A course of these pills will relieve congested conditions, dispel depression, act mildly on the bowels, stimulate the liver, increase the red corpuscles in the blood, and strengthen the functions of the r everal organs. For backache, lassitude, low ppiriu, ditzy spells, weak nerve and all debilitated conditions, Beecham's Pills are The Right Remedy la toxea wlfk fall lrectlea, ic mm 25. Perhaps I ought to have said before though it will apply equally as well here that during all the time I knew Grant between his return from California in 1854 to the. fall, of Vicksburg, I never rw him intoxicated. I never saw him under the infiuenoe of liquor. If he ever was, it was not known to the mem bers of his immediate family. Charges that he was a heavy drinker were made in those days, and have been made since. General Grant never gave tham any no tice. Mrs. Grant also ignored them, though she felt deeply cut by the in justice of them, and, perhaps,' it is not my place at this late date to resent the recent statements made by a prominent man in public life, under the very sha dow of Grant's tomb. Therefore I will content myself with saying again that if General Grant was ever a victim of the liquor habit it was a condition which he happily concealed from thoie nearest his heart, e)ort in their association with him, and who loved him best." "Frauds Upon the Public." is what some physi.flaru hay: callcj patent medicines, and it is undeniably true that some are frauds and some are even worse, because thty are injurious. On the other hand, there are many patent medicines such as Lvdia K. Pink hams' Vegetable Compound, and others, which are of real worth, and are recom mended by phyiicians of .recognized standing. Washington," Feb. 19. The Interna tional conference on conservation natural resourcesm, which waa called together by President Roosevelt, met in the White House at 10 o'clock yes terday morning. Mexico and Canada wvre represented each by three dele catee, chosen because of their close connection with Hhose departments their respective governments which have to do with natural resources. Only the preliminary meeting was held in the White House; the subse quent sessions will lie held in the dip lomatic room at the state department Ilesidcs the foreign delegates, there were present nearly all tine members of the national conervation commit tee and the government experts who recently completed an inventory of the natural resources of the I'niUU States, In all, the number of those present was about 150. As soon as the mem bers of the conference had gathered in the Fast Koom President Roosevelt addressed the meeting. He said: "I wish to express, on behalf of the American people the heartiest welcome to the representatives ot lansda ana Mexico who are here present. I em sure I give expression to the feelings of my country whi I say that nothing has augured better for the future of thU continent than this mooting. 1 appre ciate the interest shown by Canada and Mexico by sending those representa tives. , "Thu members of ur national conser vation commission and the experts who made our inventory of resources are here and the knowledge and eiper ienca that they gathered aro at your service. "This meeting looks toward an inter national movement for the conserva tion of national resources. It is mutual' lv to the advantage of all nations to see the! others elevated. A prosper 011s man is more prosperous if he is surrounded by prosperous neighbors. 80 it is with nations. I know of no nation and of no individual Ttn cannot profit by the experience of others." At the conclusion of hie remarks President Roosevelt shook hands with all the members of the conference. NOW NON-EXISTENT. is The New England Breeders' Club No More. Boston, Feb. 19. The last step in winding up the affairs of the New Eng land Breeders' club, which attempted to populariie running races at Salem, N. 11., was taken yesterday m carrying out ie uecTctj vi me uiuiru owirj circuit court, which affirmed the bank ruptcy proceedings and declared that the Jiuti uonsiructiosi company naa not proceeded early enough in asking for a participation in the distribution of the assets. When the track at Salem failed, the creditors in 1907 petitioned the com' pany Into bankruptcy. The Hub Con strucbion company five months- later aaked to have the bankruptcy proceed ings set aside on the ground that the company was not a corporation which could be judged banKrupt. Previous to tt petition, N. W, Hobbs of Concord, N. H., as trustee, distributed mest of the asscits. Judge Aldrich in the United States district court of Xew Hampshire granted the petition of the Hub company, but tho circuit court yesterday set aside tho decision of Judge Aldrich. Trustee Hbbbs lypan the distribu tion of the balance of the assets yester" day. ., . --.j:; ;' : G0ND0LF IS REARRESTED. He Will Be Taken to Chicago to Face a Charge of Grand larceny. New York, Feb. 19. Charles F. Gon- dolf, who was indioted for bringing stol en goods into the state in connection with the absconding of William F. Walk er, treasurer of the New Britain (Conn.) Savings Bank, was brought into court here Wednesday, and the indictment against him dismissed. Gondolf was im mediately arrested by a police officer from Chicago on a charge of grand lar ceny, tie, wm oe taken at once to U11 ctgo. It was charged against Gondolf that he had assisted in securing nearly $40,000 worth or stolen goods from Walk er in a wire tapping scheme. Walker ig now serving a state prison sentence, Never Falls to Restore Gray Hair to Its Natural Color and Beauty. No matter ho w longr it h aa been gray crfaded. Promotes a luxuriant growth of healthy hair. Stopa ita falling out, and positively removes Dan draff. Keeps hair soft and gloaay. Ke fuse all substitutes. 2X timea a much in $100 as 50c. size. Is Not a Dye. Hand 60c. bottles, at drngoists btud fur frra bni.lt ' The Cars nl j h lUlr. Philo IUy Spec Co., Newark, N. J. Hay's L'iarllna Soap cures Plmpka, red, ruiu'h and t hinned hod, and ail skin li awn. Keewkln line an I aott. 25c. druyvlMa. txndjc lor (re M "ThnCare oftba fakul," RED CROSS PHARMACY. KISSED HER BOY, ' DEATH RESULTS Mrs. Gcntsch of Cleveland Contracted Pneumonia From Stricken Youth. Montclair, N. J., Feb. 19. Pneumonia supposed to have been contracted by a mother kissing her son who was suf fering from that disease, wes respon sible for the death yestcrdny in the Mountainside hospital of Mr. Helen Gentsch, wife of l)r. Charles Gentsch, a well-known phyaician of Cleveland, Ohio. Mr GenUch'a son, Charles, is an attendant at the MouHuir acadtiy, and he was taken ill with pneumonia on Wednesday of IuM, week, lhe next day Mrs. Gentsch arrived here. Ih boy was not removed to the hospital, but kepi under close observation bv Dr. James S. Brown, a local physician' iu a boarding house. The mother was almost constantly at hi bedside and repeatedly kissed him; and it was in tl way, it is believed, that she con tracted pneumonia. She was removed to the) hospital a couple of daya ago, but failed to rally. Dr. Gentsch, who arrived Int nit'ht, is prostrated over his wifu's death and the illnvxs of his boy. Mrs. Gentsch was sixty years of age and well known in Clevelund. RATE WAR PROBABLE Boston and Maine Railroad Determined TO STAND FOR ITS RIGHTS Freight Charges Are Involved An Ex periment Which Has Been Disastrous for New England. GIRL WEDS PRISONER. Man She Loves Is In Jail Awaiting Trial on Charge of Burglary. Buffalo, Feb. 19. Clad in a mink coat and fur hat trimmed with ostrich plumes, Miss Martha M. Mcrkl, an at tractive girl of good family, calltxl on the sheriff here and demanded that she be permitted to wed Harry Evans, alias Albert Brown, who i In jail awaiting trial for burglary as. a retult of beinsr caught in the fashionable residential Boston, Feb. 1!). In rforencc to the alleged threat of a wet bound freight war between railroads on the Atlantic m u bun id, Prchidcnt Lucius Tuttlo of the llostflii & .Maine railroad suld yes terdny that "the Boston & Maine rail rond will not be Lull do.U by south ern railroads. It bus tried the cxperi ment and found that it was a failure and it will now stand up for ita rights." Boston business men reiterated their firm belief yesterday that New- England is entitled to (iiituble freight rates nnd gave their unanimous support to the Boston & Maine railroad in its ac tion, re eHtnblifhing the eld west bound differential after March 10. Tho two largest business organiza tion in the city, the Boston chamber of commerce end thi Merchants' asso ciation have enoh endorsed the Boston 4 Maine, and both were represented at a recent hearing in New York, when the matter was discussed before an adjudi cating board, which board has the mat ter now under consideration. . It ws pointed out that the it) cents west 'bound dinVrential was made at the earnest solicitation of the Atlantic import freiglit committee in 1901, purely as an expi-iuieut and. with that understanding. The experiment proved disastrous for Boston, for imports were hugely diverted to Baltimore. When the Boston rond sought to return to the old rate of 65 cents, the eouthrn roads sixain intervened and persuaded theB oeton lines to try tlia experiment for another year. Some months ago. tlie trunk lines venf notified by the Boston & Maine that the Baltimore rate-would be estab" lished from tls city, as the experi ment had proved a failure and that commerce was still being diverted. According to business men hero this action brought on the contest, Balti more maintaining that Boston had cut rates. The Grand Trunk railroad has fol- povEaaxitf TIOLGOD How a Burlington Woman Lost in Weight and Strength. district by a squad of police, who fired U)W( th & j fili amuira I .l,nla n kl m A f at OAtiatiH aa- '. several shots at him. After a consulta tion between the district attorney and the sheriff the girl's strange request was granted. lie was bit sweetheart bfjfore the police fot him," said tho girl, "and my dreams have not been sha.ttered by the criminal eharjre which have been plac ed ajrainst him. If we were married im mediately the time he spends in jail will not'hamr so heavily on his hands. He will clear himself and then we will live happily together." Handcuffed to a deputy aurtriff, the prisoner was taken to the city clerk's office, where a license was issued. Then the bridal party returned to the jail for the ceremony, which was pea-formed by the local minister. The newly weds embraced each other after the ceremony, lnen the bridejtrroom was led away to a cell, and the girl returned to her home to await the outcome of the court proceedings, She declared that she would sit In the court room with her husband during the trial. schedule restoring the Baltimore com modity rate west from Portland. Unless the soul hern limjs aain re duce rates, the Boston and Baltimore rate on March 10 will bo the seme, 65 cents, a rate to which Boston mer chants claim they are entitled, and it is held here that any furth(- action hy Baltimore and southern lines willr tnnke those orpuniza tions responsible for any demoralization of west bound freight rates.' Business men maintain that busienss interests here cannot permit other At lantic ports to enjoy lower rates than the ports of Xew England. Graw Worse All tha Time Tntll atieTnnk tb Toulc Treatment uud mod. Iu no dUoa.se. in delay or ncjfleet mr dangerous than in uiuemia, or jhivi i I of tho blood. This disorder is ooiinn In persona vlio are overworked or con fined within doors and makes ita ap pronohia t0 8tWthy a limnnor that it is oftea well developed before iu proa ence is recojtnlr-d, But taken iu tirue tho disease is readily curable, the specific bcintf u totiio tucdi cine which innreNscs the uumbor of red blood -eorpiUMdes thus emibliuK the blood to carry the life-jriviiur oxygen to all the tissues of the body. Bach a tonio in Dr. Williams' Tiuk Pills. Thene pilhi have had unbounded succ.es in enriuft this stubborn disease beuuuso of tliis won derful property. Mm. J. E. Grmiough, of No. 130 Bauk. street, Burliniftou, t., who was cured by this remedy s3-s: "I became run down from overwork, and atuenii.i reunited. 'I waapalo and there waa no color iu my lips. My stomach troubled mo and my sleep waa broken. I lont in weight until I became worried. I was so weak that I had to lie down nearly ull tho timo. My heart fluttered and I was subject to dizzy spella. "The doctor said wv blood was turn infr to water but ho did uot help me. A friend told me to try Dr. WiLliama' Piuk Pills and, an I was (rrowiuff worse all the time, I decided to do no. As I continued taking tlmm I noticed that my appetito imiroved arul that I had more color. I bepran.tn improve in every way and used the pills until cured. ' My health haa been pood since and I cannot praise Dr. Williams' Pink Pills enough." i A htdpful booklet "Dwmises of the Flood" will be seat free. uion reqnest. If you are suffering from impoverished blood you cannot afford to wait another day before giving; Dr. WiLUama' Piuk Pills a thorough trial Dr. Willianu' Pink Pills are sold by all drpfwista, or will be sent, postpaid, on receipt of price, 60 cents per box ; six boxes for $.C0, by tho Dr. Williams Medicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y. A BLUNDERING BEGGAR. GINGLES CASE A "FRAME-UP." Australian 8harka. Shark are killed in large numbers by a special class of fishermen living on the islands off the north coast of Australia. Shark livers furnish a val uable tat A Swedish Custom. The Swedes have a custom at Christ mas time of decorating a pet lamb with red ribbons and bells, thea load ing It with gifts for the family. The lamb is turned looee in tha house, and each person attempts to catch it and find his or her gift. Fast Finger Talk. A deaf and dumb person wbo Is fair ly expert at finger language can apeak about forty -three words per minute. In the same spare of time a person ia possession of speech will probably speak 150 words. Canada. Canada needs onlv 23 000 square miles to be as large as the whole con tinent of Europe. - It is nearly thirty times as large as Great Britain and Irelaad. ' . Young Woman Carefully Arranged For Sr asation. ' Chieaso, Feb. 19.- Jso theatrical pro ducer ever set a stace with preatcr care than Ella Gingles arranged for the sensation created w hen, unconscious, bound and gagged, she was found in a bathroom at the Wellington hotel yes terday. This is the opinion of Chktf of Detectives O'Brien, who declared today tha whole thing was a "frame up." Ha said he had been assured by the physicians who attended the young lace makrlr that there hud been no as sault, although she mav ' have had as- sistiuioe in tving herself to the bath tub. Even the blood in the tub and the wash) basin, it is now asserted, wag composed largely of port wine and water, .nuss singles was reported hi tliei hospital little the. worse for her experience. TRUNK LINE MEN TO MEET. They Refuse to Discuss The Action of The B. & M. New York, Feb. 19. A meeting of the traffic official of the various trunk lines affected by the reduction of im port freight tariff by the Boston & Maine railroad will probnbly be held in this city in the next two or three weeks to consider the situation. Officials of the railroads were loth to discuss the action of the Boston & Maine because! no definite decision in the matter can be reached , until all the trunk lines have agreed on what action shall be taken. , EARNED MORE AT 2 CENTS A MILE. Report Given Out by Missouri State Rail- road Commission. Jefferson City, Mo., Feb. 19. -The state board of railroad commissioners on Wednesday gave out figures from reports of the railroads in the state, showing that several trunk lines earned more a mile under the 2-cent far law of 11)08 than 3 cents for the previous year, and that the earnings a mile in the state are greater than the interstate earnings. With the ?law in His Story Pointed Out to Him. "Every man to his trade," said Mr.. Phililthlilbly. "It isn't .for the carpen ter to show the mason how to lay brick, nor for the paperhanger to show the blacksmith how to shoe horses; let the shoe-maker stick to his last; and jet it might easily be that any of us could give to men of quifn different callings pointers that wot!l be valuable to them. "For illustration, I might not be able to beg, but I could and did give yester day a beggar a helpful hint, lie 'had n't had anything to eat for four davs, ho said, and would I please give him a nicklc. Sad his mein was, and shabby his apparel, and his manner was dejected and mournful; a beggar artistic and capable; but he had overlooked one small detail; there was wafted on his words as he told his tale the scent of that odorous vegetable, the onion. "Sow you know this is a scent that remains with us ' commonly not more t hat thirty-six hours, and never more I than two days ; and he had said he hadn't had anything to eat tor, four, and I pointed out to hini as gently as I couid this flaw in his story, and "be wil lingly corrected it; he said he hadn't meant four days, he meant two, but he said ha didn't get half enough then. "So I gave him the desired nickel; but I hope he' took my hint-to heart, the significance of it being that a man out begging on the hungry lay ahould never eat onions. 4 ' "It is so iu many ways and of many iiiuiH, a man idhj easily una lauus in things that he could not' himself pro-. duce. You remember tho familiar story of the tailor and the sculptor? The tailor couldn't sculp at all; but he could point out to the sculptor the error in the number of button on the sculptured coat. I couldn't beg, but I could point out to the beggar that trivial and yet in effect important oversight. "Every man to .his 'trade, but if we can't all be creators of , all things we can all be critics in a way." Kew York. Sun. . ' : - ' - young Is shu Getting Ready For It "And how is that pretty widow!" askod Mrs. Browne. reconciled to her loss yet? v "Xo," replied Mrs. .Malaprop, "she ain't exactly re-concihtd yet, but they, do say she has the man picked out." Catholic Standard and Time.. ' ; in! ' 'Ai . i : ill 'M ' ... 1 cqxd m mm jAm ' ' , . 1 m ill f. '.i - t - :'-'..'' i, 111 i . , ----1ri-r...1 f-ntiitiT tririr-inrti- ,r riw, i iinr fr'lisil n m i h 1 H t- 1 " - 11 "--"itfcftiiW.vr iij'i A. ii nmiiimjT aaa3rw fcjUevMTi I- g-Ti.e .ti I aW'WaawJasatiia t i i.ilii n n imm;ltmMmmt rUrt hi