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TIIE BAHIU3 DAILY TIMES. FEBIUTAItY 23, 3000- ' ' akes Cooking Easy REYNOLDS &" SON, BARRE 77E GEffVS COLLEGE DOy. TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT "A tad business." . t "Wbafg the matter, Aloe?" "My nod writ me that my Omn ia LllMau to oomtug to town for a week to do aome shopping. He asks me to meet her at the Matton and show ber ome attention. I'm under great obli gations to mjr uncle. Indeed, be la brtptaf me through college. But wbat the dickens am I to do? I hare three examination coming on at the end of the week and know nothing about any n of the Hibjeots. The only possible way for me to get through is to bone day and night How can I do that and daace attendance upon a glrir "Ia your cousin pretty?" "I haren't aeen her since aha was a , kid." . "Hew will you know her?" "She will carry a bunch ef violets In ' her toft band." "Well, I will do the honors In your place If you like." "Dick Rathvon, shake! Ton are a Joy forever." When Miss Lillian Ayres alighted from the train the next afternoon she waa met by a tall, imposing looking young man, who, seeing the signal vio lets, approacbed her and without the llghteat hesitation saluted her with a cousinly kiss. , "Why, how you have grown! she exclaimed. "You're the only big one of the family." "And how yom nave Improved!" re plied the young man. "I never would bare supposed you wcmld bloom into such a rare flower." Several days passed, during which the young man gave me undivided at tention to the girt, cutting lectures, chapel and any other college duty that stood ia the way of bis doing so. Bnt one morn tog when his friend had been up all night cramming nnder the stim ulant of atrong coffee Rathvon ap 'Sspeared at his room and said: , '"Alee, we're in a hole." "For heaven's sake, what is ft?" "Her father's coming to take bet home." "Great Seottt What are we going to do?" "Leave It to me." The next day Mr. Rathvon upon leaving Miss Ayres said: "I have a confession to make." "What is Kf "Since you have been here I should have been preparing for several Im portant examinations. One of them comes off tomorrow morning. Fortu nately your father will arrive then, and yon will be provided for." "Why, Alee, you should have told me this before." . "I couldn't." "Couldn't? Why notr "I've ao enjoyed going about" with you." "But your examinations?" "If I am plucked it will be in a good caune, a lovely cause." "Heaven grant that you may not be." "Goodby. Before I have got through with the struggle you will be gone." There waa a cousinly kiss, the twen tieth in four days, and he was gone. About 8 o'clock the next afternoon Alec Ayres entered hia room after having passed the Inst of his term ex aminations. He found Dick Rathvon filling a pipe from a skull tobacco holder. Alec threw himself Into a chair. "Do yon think they're goner he "The only through train went at 3." "There's a day of reckoning coming for this." "In the dim future. Don't borrow trouble. Take a pipe " There was a knock on the door. Alec drew back the latch with a lazy string, and in walked his uacle and his cousin. "Poor Alecl" exclaimed Lillian," going over to Dick and laying her hand affectionately on his shoulder. "Don't scold him, papa; he's been so nice to me." . "Hello, Alec, my boy!" said the un cle, grasping Alec's hand. -"Why,.papa,". . interposed Lillian, j "whaf are you doing? Ion't you know your own nephew? This is Alec." No hole opened to let the two boys down into the cellar, where they would fain hare hidden themselves. So each drew down under his coat collar and waited for the bolt to strike him. Mr. Ayres waa not a stupid mnn. Indeed, be saw in a moment that some prank had been played. "If that gentleman la Alec," b said, "I have been grossly Imposed upon." Lillian flushed red and white by turns. "It's all up, Dick," aald Alec. "We may as well confess. Uncle, Lillian, I nave been having a terrible struggle with my examinations. This is my cbuin, Dick Rathvon. He agreed to take care of yon for me while I have boon cramming nlgbt and day. ne did It all out of kindness to me." "No saeh thing." fired Dick. "I did it bees nee I liked it" LUHaa stood petrified. "Boys," said Mr. Ayres, "when I wna in college I was a scapegrace. I rotnrn to find that scapegraces still in habit college ialls. We have .in the community three divisions men, wo men and students. The student is a class of himself a genus, a species inst as the monkey is. He has always been so and will always be so. I don't know what this bit of rascality you bare been practicing Is. I came here to Invite my nephew to dine with, us this evening, but since I have two nephews I farlte you both." Miss Lllllnn swept out of the room with her nose in the air. But she felt better about it by dinner time. A. B. SEARLK. A 8hert Vwm. An Englishman named Thomas Thorp died, leaving hia fortune to a poor relative on condition that a head stone, with the name of the aald Thomas Thorp and a verse of poetry, be erected over the grave. Costing so much a word to chisel letters on the stone, the poor relative ordered that the poetry should be brief. Upon his refusal to approve, on account of their length, the lines ' Hera lie the eorp Of Thomas Thorp the following waa finally ordered and accepted: Thorp's Corpse. The Gingerbread Tree. . There Is a species of palm, growing to a height of from twenty-five to thir ty feet in Egypt, Arabia, Abyssinia and Nubia which produces its fruit la long clusters, each containing from 100 to 200. Theee fruits are of an irregular form, of a rich yellowish brown color and are beautifully pol ished. In upper Egypt they form part of the food of the poorer classes of In habitants, the part eaten being the fibrous, mealy husk, which tastes al most exactly like gingerbread, whence the popular nemo of gingerbread tree in Egypt. Hyphoenc thebalca is the botanical name of this palm. Are Women Less Honest Than Men? "Are women less honest than men?' This palpitating question has become one of the great subjects of discussion in Paris, thanks to a symposium in La Revue. There is not one dares openly to affirm that woman is dishonest Ana- tole France, the master of content porary French literature, questions whether man is so virtuous that he should desire to weigh himself in the balance against woman; And ha speaks of masculine arrogance and ferocity and brutality. And so wom an, according to the Judgment of Paris, is not more dishonest , than mnn. Whence sprang that legend that she was? Paris Letter to Pali Mall Gazette. Not a Flattering Promise. "I will not leave this house," he de clared, "until you promise to be mj wife." "Will yon leave immediately If t promise?" "Yes." "All right, then; I do. Anything to get rid of you even for a little while.1 Minneapolis Journal. " THE OLD SAIL DRILL Perils the Modern Warship Men Da . Net Have to Face, One of the dangers and on of the hardest tasks of the man-of-war's man vanished ont of his life when, wtth th aupplantlng of the frigate by the steam cruiser, t ha old time sail drill became- a thing of the past Fleets in the old days were continually exercised in making and shortening sell, shifting pars and all similar maneuvers aloft, says Captain J. W. Oambier of the British nary in Lis "Lluks In My lira." I As the greatest rivalry existed among the crews as to wtilch ship should j carry out the evolution first accidents I were frequent Hardly a drill day passed without men being seriously in Jured. One during a drill In del harbor, where the rivalry in the fleet waa in- creaaed by the eagerness of foreign ships to compete with the English, aa unfortunate French midshipman went head first from the mlzzen cross tree of the French flagship to the deck. That numbers of accidenta should take place fn sail drill waa not aston ishing when one remembers that spar measuring perhaps seventy or eighty feet long and weighing two or tore tons were whisked about with be wildering speed with nothing but men's hands and brains to guide them; hundreds of men crammed into a space of a few hundred square feet, where nothing but the most marvelous organization and discipline could avert death on deck or aloft To the landsman, who understood nothing of the difficulty involved in rapidly shifting these great tnasta and yards or in reeling and furling thou sands of square feet of stiff canvas perhaps wet or half frosen the rapid' ity with which it was done was per haps the chief wonder. Ropes, running like lightning through blocks that were instantly too hot from friction to be touched, bad to be checked to within a few Inches, requir ing the utmost coolness and presence of mind, while the officer in eon mand had to superintend wbat to the uninitiated looked. Ilka a tangled mass of cordage, bnt which was in reality no more in confusion, thaa the tbreada in a loom. Ia an instant this officer might seo something going wrong. To delay a single second meant a terrible catas trophe. Every one, alow and aloft, was relying on his Judgment "Belayl Ease away!" The order came In an hast ant. Tho boatswain's mates repeated it in a particular call which this life and death necessity soon taught every one to understand, the shrill whistles rising above the din of tramping feet and running ropes or the thunderous crash of the great sails In the wind. Death had been averted or sot If not you looked up and saw some unfortunate man turning bead over heels is the air. Your heart stood stilL Would ho catch hold of something, even if only to break his fall, or would he come battering on the deekt It was a mere toes up. If he was killed outright it generally stopped the drill for the day; if he was only seriously injured the drill went on, for this was part of the lesson that must be learned that in peace, as in war, one must take bis chances. DR. BULL IS DEAD TRY THIS FOR YOUR COUGH it Mix two ounces or glycerine with a half -ounce of Virgin Oil of Pius com pound purs and a half pint of straight Plucky Fight Succumbed to Cancer After es of a teaspoonful every four hours. l nit mixture possesses the healing, healthful properties of the nines, and will break a cold in twenty-four hours and cur any coiurh that is curable. In having this formula put ud. bo sure that your druggist uses the genuine Virgin Oil of Pino compound pure, prepared and guaranteed only by the Leach Chem ical Co., Cincinnati, O. TO CONQUER THE DISEASE TO GET FARA BARGAINS Was a Distinguished Surgeon Who Had I F A IKON AC MEANS Spent Much Time in the 5tufly ot the Disease That Killed Him. Two Boys Say Aged Man Paid Them for Firea. Ravannah.Ca..(Fcb. 2.1. Dr. William T. 'rowuie, ra., eD. ZJ. Charged with Bull, the famous surgeon, who came here ,rson' J- A- Timblin, seventy-eight years recently from New York, died at Wym- of J- A- Latahaw, seventeen, and berly. Iale of Hope, at noon yesterday. charl4 tehreckengost eighteen, " ' " " I rtV TIRING OUT i THE STAG IF YOU NEED MORE STRENGTH A "Deer Take" In England's Oldest Deer Park Try the Tonic Treatment tor Debility That Cured This Man at Keene. When the blood becomes thin all of the organs and tissues of the body sutler from luck of uourixlinient. for it is tl.e HOlINDFn I INTIf HF HASPS blood that is coustantlyeanyiug to every with whioh to rtMMur tlio warne that is goiug on throughout life.. Naturally the weakest ortrau ia the flrxt to show The Game Animal Is Mercilessly Driven the romlt of tins blood star rut iou and Hither and Yon, Through Lake and Wood, Untd He Falls Exhaust ed, Though Undaunted, vnanes ncnrecKenaost .eighteen, were yrested late Saturday night by state po lice. The two bovi urn ttuiil to lime -n William Tilling hast Bull was born in tensed to burning seven buildings in the Newport. R. Li Mav 18. 1849. He Bradu- but two months war Hawthorne, thin ated from Harvard in I860, studied with "nfy. lKjng that they did so at the Dr. Sands and at Bcllevue hospital in ,u motive , t . , ew York, and then in turope ior two depreciation of property so that he coulo years, lie becan practice in New l ork I1"' "P aonie bargains in farm,' prop ' . I . I I . I JJTf 1' In.B.r) . . . . . 1 1 1 1 . 1 . 1 that city up to about six months ago, when cancer forced him to quit. He wn one of the leading surgeons of the roun try and had made extended study of cancer, the disease which caused his own )een offered (irebugg. for the conviction of the A GREEN OLD AGE. death. He went to Oorgia about three Enjoyed by a Very Old Tree by the Mis- I . ! i L ,1 . L . L - . . L . . I I would help his condition. j jne mosi ancient living thing on earth in a Im t'nMlir i.,nr TO REBUILD GALLINA n'1 mooioA question, for many localities lav claim to' it; but WITH RED CROSS MONEY !ZXir:r?ena we can probably arrive at a rrettv ex- Winthrop Chandler to Take Charge of renult by a few comparisons. th Belief Wort iwcenuy someuoily ha put lorth the We Keliel work. claim. of the so-called -Old Grew, Tre. Rome, Feb. 23. Winthrop Chandler of of the Missisxippi Valler." which stands Philadelphia has been sent south by near the river in LeCleire, Io. Its trunk la more than one hundred feet in cir cumference and its branches shade a circle of more than three hundred feet. It was an ancient tree when the first white man stood under its branches. Ambsssador Griscom to take charge of the relict work for the earthquake suf ferer at Gallina. He is accompanied by Prince Doria, Marquis SpinoU, Count Scialoia. and Dr. Montechiari, and will transform Gallina into a modal' town, and has a place in the traditions of the with perfect sanitary arrangements. iha funds for this work are being pro viiled by the American Red Cross soci ety. The people of Gallina will be ie- established in their various professions. .Naples, Feb. 23. A quantity of lum' ber purchaed here on behalf of the American Red Orosa society has been shipped to uallina. THE NO-BREAKFAST HABIT. ; : Saved by a Puncture. "I am a swift runner," said the man who waa telling a snake story, "and as I fled down the mountain I outdts taaced the huge python that waa ao re lentlessly pursuing me. But these creatures are cunning. To twist Itself into the shape of a cart wheel was the work of a moment, and now the py thon had gained. Faster and faster It rolled down the steep incline. Then, bang! The serpent had struck a sharp, jagged rock . and punctured. I waa safe." London Globe. Silence! The instinct of modesty natural to every woman a often a (rest hindrance to the cure of womanly diseases. Women shrink from the personal questions of the local physician which seem indelicate. The thought of examination is ab horrent to them, and so they endure n silence a condition of disease which surely progresses from bad to worse. It Jtas Aeei Dr. Pierce's prlYlle&m to care m f cef mmmr women who kmro found a retake for modetty la ala otter ot FRCB cotiaolut Hon by letter. 3111 correspondence ta held on mncredlr confidential, address Dr. If. V. Pierce, Buffalo, X. T. Br. Pierce's Favorite Prescription restores and regulates the womanly functions, abolishes pain and builds up and . puts the finishing touch of health on every weak woman mho gives it a fair trial. It Makes Weak Women Strong, Sick Women Well. You can't afford to accept a trcrtt nostrum as a substitute lor this att-alooholie medicine os iNotN coMrosmoN. 'lv 1 TONY MARATTV -s Tony Karstf eesa ro'ng 'Merlcan, Born ao' ralsa up een dees boautlful Ian. Padre from Genoa, madre from Rom', Long tlma aeence to decs countra aes cam". - , Newa mind flat! look at hem now! From da sola hses feat To da tappa fcaea bat. Mob' evrawhere dat you walk een da street Here aes mos' stylaash yo'ng man you can meet Tony Maratt'. Btrong eea dees Tony Maratt' Uko hees pa- Ah, but haes heart eesa sof Ilka bees mat Bo seense tas year Wan hees padre aes .die Tony Maratt' ain't do notheang- but cry. Wat you theenk dat? "Tad iv aes Work too hard for bees pay, An' Jus' see Wat he satl Mr, eet eea sad ha should so Saeaa way! Now, I rrms' leeva for da madra," aea say Tony Maratt'. Madre Maratt', now da pa fir aes dad. Gotta work barda for maka da bread. Tony ees sad for da padre, but stetll Jus' for da m5r ha try In' to feel Happy an' fat. "Doa'ta be tear', leetta, madra," aay ha. "I no die Ilka Aat I aia't son' warkin' at all, for, you sea, Ton ain't rot nobody lefta but sn Tcny Maratt'." T. A. Caly In Catboiic Standard and Tiomc. - ' If One Must Skip a Meal, It Is Better to Go Without Luncheon. There are a surprising number of peo- who do not break their fast each day until luncheon time. To this alwtenu- oitsness they attribute wonderful health. To hear the devotees of the no-breakfast fad talk one could rival Methuselah if one could but refrain from eating in the morning. I o eat or not to eat is, or should be, a personal matter; but the iionbreakfatiters do not see it that way. I My are not content unless all the world goes breaklastless, too. iney rub in their theories to boredom. A man or woman erhould no more go without break fujit save by the advic of a physician than its or sne aaould atop eatiug alto getiier. Undoubtedly there are many with whom the practice agrees, but there are more who could not stand it at all. To dvise the workingman to go hungry until he eould open his tin pail at boon would be to lay up for him seeds of ill health. His active life demands nonr- shment before starting to work. In the same way a girl who must sit in an office all day makes a mistake in starting torta without a substantial breakfast: to est none at all means a headche and half-sick morning for -most wonwn. But," says the nonbreakfaeter, "yon can ct used to going without food! Indian tribes of the Mississippi Valley dating back long, Jong before the first white face was seen on the shores of the Western World. There are certain vews In England that were stalwart trees wben Caeiwr landed on her shores. More than a cen" tury ago a scientist named Dccandole proved to the satisfaction of botanits that a certain yew standing in the churchyard of Fortintral, Perthshire. was more than 2500 years old, and he found another at Hedsor. in Huelas. which waa 3240 years old at that time. Humboldt relers to a gigantic boabab tree in Central Africa as the oldest or ganic monument in the world. This tree had a trunk twenty-nine feet in diameter, and Adanson, by a series of careful measurements. demonstrated conclusively that it had lived for not less than 51S0 years and it lives to day. But even Humboldt was wrong in his premise. It has recently been proved that there is a tre in the Xew World which, of a verity, has lived to 'a green old aga," for it antedates the scriptural flood about two thousand years. . This ia a cypress tree standing in the rrovince of Cbepultcpec, Altttieo, with a. trunk 118 feet 10 inehea m circum ference. This has been shown to be (as conclusively as these things can be shown,) about 6260 yenrs of age. Nor is this remarkable) when one stop to think that, given favorable conditions for its growth and sustenance, the aver age tree will never die of old age. Its death is merely an acccident.. Other younger and more) vigorous trees may spring up naar it, and rob its roots of their proper nourishment; insects may kill it; floods or winds may sweep ft away, or the woodmans axe mav fell it. If ne such accident happen to it a tree may fioumh and stow for cen- any inherited tendency to discatto ia then likely to develop. Whatever it may be, if the trouble is caused by bu k of blood it must be corrected by building up the wool. Mr, F. J. Patnoda, of No. 95 Douglas street, Keeuo, N. II., owes his present health to this treatment. "I suuoroil for a year and a half," lie says, "al though I was treated by a doctor here aud tried oue in Winchester. I had buzaiug in my head, was rule aud weak and had to use a caim. I lost about thirty-rive pouuda aud looked like a walking skeleton. There waa a gnaw ing fueling in my stomach aud I could eat very little. I thought I could not live and at times I even wished for death. "My attention was cAilcd one day to an articio about XJr. Wiumms' i'lnk Pills and when I had given them a trail . for a week or two I began to feel better. I continned to use them and in a rea sonably short timo felt aa good a.4 I ever did. Our whole family has great faith in the efficacy of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills." The tonio treatment with Dr. Wil liams' Pink Pills is suocessful because it acts directly ou tho blood, purifying and bnilding it up to its normal health. It thereby koei the body healthy even under unuxual conditions. A booklet "Discasos of the Blood," showing what Dr. Williams' Pink Pills have aocomnlirilied in many severe dis orders will be seat free upon request. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are sold by all drngsriHts or sent by mail, postpaid , on receipt of price, no cents per box; six boxeji for fi.nO, by the Ur. Williams Mdicino Oo.. Scherictdv. N". Y. Tho pills are guaranteed to be safe and abso lutely harmless to the most delicate constitution. They contain no mor phine, opiate, narcotic nor anything to cans a drug habit. They do not act on the bowels MARRIED 60 YEARS. Well average wage earner cannot afford to pay for a heavy luncheon down town, and to make the usual sandwich or sundae or slice of pie do dutv until the late dinner js folly on the face of it. Kather than go without breakfat it is well for the worker to eat one that is lalrlv sUkntantial. The favorite enn. tinentaf breakfast is well enough for the woman of leisure, but the worker should train herself to take more than strong coffee and a roll. Fruit, cereal, an egg and a glasa of milk is none too much for the woman who ranst use her brain or body tinder nerve-trying circumstances, rar Dttrer is it lor the worker to co Mr. and Mrs. Lionel G. Fish, Known Rutland People. Rutland. Feb. 23. JMr. and Mrs Lionel G. Fish of Ensrem avenue re ceived the congratulations of a few of their friends at their home yesterday in observance of the 60th anniversary of their marriage. Mr. Fih is 82 years of age and Mrs. Fish is 79, both being in nne neaitn. in tne mormntr Mr. Fish drove into the forest and brought a load of wood to this city. He is best without luncheon if she must skips meal known to people of Jutland county be- than tint ta malr a nrrk.l .f.-l m t j , . . than not to make a good start in tin morning. It costs her less both in money and tissue-building power. New York limes. Smoothed the 8aa. A gentleman aboard a steamer run ning between Soutbport and Blackpool approached one of the sailors during the passage and remarked to him: "We have a very smooth sea this morning. It is like a sheet of glass. Ton don't always have it like this?' . "No, sir," waa the answer, "bnt, you see, they knowed as how ypu were earning today, so the authorities at Sonthpert telephoned to the corpora tion at Blackpool, and they at once ordered out the steam roller and rolled the sea down for the occasion. That is why it ia bo smooth." London Tit- Bits. cause of the great many parties he has taken to Mount Killinirton durin? the last 25 years. You can make richer, more fragrant, more delicious tea, if you use' "Salada." One teaspoonful mafcrs two eiina. ra absolutely boiling water, steep five min ute. SNOW COVERED BODY. New A Skin of Oeauty la a Joy Forever. Toronto Suicide Thought to Be a York Man. Toronto, Ont., Feb. 23. The bodv of a man thought to be G. or E. Parker of -New iork City, has txn found in this city with a bullet wound in the mouth extending to the brain. He had evidently shot himself last week, the bodv being buried in the heavy snowfall, 'indica tions pointed to his having h?en fairly well oh". He left a note addressed to the coroner, saying: "Too much sick ness which cannot stand any longer." Tarts of certain great parks in Eng land, such as Erldge park, the oldest deer park in the kingdom, are kept practically wild in their original forest state, while near to the castle la the cultivated home park. Erldge park contains 8,000 acres and Is the only estate In England, with one exception, where deer taking with hounds is still carried on. Eridge park once formed part of the royal chase. It still retains the wild beauty it then bad, although there are more than seventy miles of lovely drives In it, not counting those of the home park. Deer taking is entirely different from deer hunting. .The object is to take the animals alive so that they may be transferred to the home park to be fat tened and eventually turned into ven ison. The pport is by no means as tame as it souDds. A sevin to nine year old red doer is an awkwnrd customer to tackle. lie is powerful, agile and well armed with antlers and hoofs. When there is to be a deer taking at Erldge park the meet is planned for 11 o'clock at the park keeper's house The underkeepera, with fresh hounds. are scattered through the park to bead off the stag should he come their way . The underkeepers having spread themselves over the park, the park keeper, with the "field" (those follow ing mounted and on foot) set off to find a doer which looks roady for fat tenlng purposes. Ilavlng selected one, it is the work of the keeper to get him separated from the rest and then to slip his hound and set after him as hnrd as we can gallop. The pace, of course, is tremendous, and as rabbit holes abound the risk of a fall is even betting or, rather, a trifle of odds on the certainty of our 'taking a toss. As our deer bounds away with bis wonderfully easy, elastic movements he makes for the wildest part; of the park, expecting to escape his pursuers. In one place after another he is met with hidden keepers and f reah bounds, till with the Instinct of his species he turns to what he thinks is his sanc tuarythe lakes. With open month and tongue outhanging he plunges a good fifteen feet into the water and swims for the opposite bank. Gasp ing and tiring, be lands on what he hopes is freedom from his pursuers. But, nlas, no! Yet another fresh bound is after him. Wbat can he do? He is too pumped with his already bard burst to face the hill before him. lie turns around and tears down through the bracken with a hound on each side of him, ready to pull-bim down if they-get but half a chance, It is a dlngdong race, under trees, through bogs aud bracken, up and down dells and breaks, smashing head long through everything, anything, to reach the shelter of the friendly water once again. With a mighty spring lie is to again. For a moment there is breathing space, for now the keepers and bounds, yet some way off. are making for the poor beast, which is in the middle of the lake. Away he swims with graceful movement of his noble head, glancing all around at his pursuers, but with bia mind fixed on his line of retreat He reaches the shore, and, with dripping sides, he is out upon the bank. Again he makes an effort to baffle and leave behind those clinging hounds that would bear him down. And now two great hounds are stretching them selves out to their utmost pace. Side by side they race after their tiring quarry; in another minute they will have him. The stag, however, man a re a a 4v mal'a a Drwifr t-hrtntrH Iia la I now stiffening rapidly, and Just ! t UrCU DV LVfJia E. Plflk- STiSiS? parkpal,DS3 surrouDdln ham'sVegetable Compound In an Instant he has turned on his Milwaukee, Wis. "Lydla'E. Pink pursuers, and with head down and up- ham's Vegetable Compound has made Inconsistency ef Zeke. , "Zeke," drawled the old farmer at he thawed out his whiskers. "I want yeou to go down to the wood pile and chop up some kindling." "B-r-r!" exclaimed Zeke aa ha blew. bis fingers. "It's too cold." Waal then, go over to the barnyard and milk the cows." . Can't pap. Honest, I'm freezing." II' ml now about cleaning the snow off the porehT" "Yeou'll have to excuse me, pap; my fingers are Jest like icicles." The old farmer was thoughtful. "Waal, all right, son," he aald slow- ly. "It shan't be said that I allowed any of my children to get frost bitten by working in freesing weather. What be yeou going to do. now ait by the kitchen Are and warm yeour hands?" Zeke grinned sheepishly. "No, pap; I am going down to the lake and fish for pickerel through the Ice." Chicago News. Dealrable Earthquake. ' "I'm going to emigrate to one of these here earthquake eones," an nounced Indolent Ivor, rubbing oint ment upon his dog bites until they smarted. "In the name of concrete cross ties, what for?" demanded Somnolent Sum mers, counting the holes in hia new fedora and figuring how long it would last I see by the papers where a chap waa penned by falling stones in a bar room and wasnt rescued - for a month." Pock. FTER SUFFERING YEAR ONE rR. T. Felix Ooursud's Oriental ftf Craam or Magioal Baeutlflar. Himnrt Tail, Ptaelaa. I f i-ckiw, Wots rvthM, I jmh, ua raa i.ntawi, i on DMtitT, ana ilt 6a .(plAMj n.. ft haaatood lt tt ot an jcarv anl I aa fcaroilM w t"plt tabenart ti la ("foi-Tir ma-ia. p f aiia.iat fU.ra aaM to a af tba dam- to ia paw&u 1 1 "At t ta.'ia will aa hrrn, j CaaraaS' Cream' at rt karrii of al tta Tt aata trail M rat Maiaa. Uixt aa4 Euros fits. TLTS, rrf, S7 8nsi ten Si'M ietfet J There's Nothing Better For Coughs amd Colds than Hale's Honey I ilorrhonnd mm lar DON'T WALK THE FLOOR USE PIKE'S DROPS raised fore leg he Is prepared to fight to the death. A hound rushes in, b.ut in a twinkling ho is on his . back, hurled away like -a piece of wood. This checks the other hound, which dodges and bays around the stag. Seeing that things are now getting a bit too warm for him, the stag sudden ly turns round and, smashing the pal lugs like match wood, finds himself agala in the icy water of the big lake. Away and away he swims, up this long stretch, the water senaning to re vive him. for he swims the eastern length, three-quarters of a mile, and then lands at the far end while we follow on the shore. He swims till his feet touch the ground and stands fac ing us. AH we can do now is to end the situ ation as speedily as possible. A keeper deftly throws a rope with a u f. .. - v , v I me a well woman, and I would like to tell the whole world of it. I suffered from female trouble and fearful pains in my" back. I had the best doctors and they all decided that I had a tumor in addition io mr female trouble, anj advised an opera tion, ijyaia K. knot over the stag's antlers. In a moment four bnrly keepers are haul ing him out by the ropes. It is now a slow march to his feeding ground in the home park. Slowly the procession moves, never a slackening of the rope 4r the hold on the antlers. Through the gate dividing- the perks he is brought an unwilling prisoner, though Undaunted. This ends the deer tsking. Town sad Country. The man to whom you owe asooafi sever rests. Ate Uion Globe. rinkhamm V egetable Compound made me a well woman and I have no mora backache. I hope I can helo others hv telling them what Lydia E. Pinkham'a vegeiaDie compound has done for ma." Mrs. KmmaImke. 823 FirststL. Milwaukee, Wia, The above is entv one of the thou sands of gTatefnl letters which are constantly beinor received hv th loose im&nani Medicine Company of Lynn, Mass., which prove beyond a doubt that Lydia E. Pinkham'i Vegetable Com pound, siaae from roots and herbs, actually does cure these obstinate dis eases of wompn after all other means have failed, and that every such rf ering woman owes it to berseif to at least give Lydia E- Pinkham's Vegeta ble Compound a trial before submit ting to an operation, or girag up hope of recovery. Mm. Pink hem. of Lynn, ?'.., invites all sick womtn to writ her for advice. She has puided thousands to health and. Iter advice if fxea.