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TITE BAItRE DAILY TIMES, HAKRE, VT., THURSDAY. JANUARY 4, 1912. 3 A Royal Test By EMMA L. SHANKUN Copyright by American Press Asso ciation, 1311. The king of Holland all this hap- pened several centuries ago sent a messenger to his daughter, the Prin T.. cess Sophia, to say to her that his maj y esty commanded her to come to his ' cabinet' When she reached It her fa . ther Informed her that he had agreed i- to give her in marriage to the Crown Prince Carl of Prussia. - "But I have never seen the prince," she said. "That has nothing to do with tho t matter," replied the king. ' "If the prince wishes to marry me i let him come and woo me," said the princess, and Bhe left the room. 1 What action his majesty took in the matter was never known, but present ly along came the crown prince of Prussia with a splendid retinue to ask the hand of the Princess Sophia. Nobody but those most interested knew what was going on except that the prince had come on an errand of s- marriage and that his stay was much longer than was customary on such royal occasions. There were social functions at the palace, but the crown prince of Prussia and the princess of Holland were seldom seen together. The truth is that Sophia received her royal suitor" coolly. She neither con sented nor dissented from his propo sition for her hand. The prince seem ed to consider the affair a diplomatic one and spent his time in those diver sions which occupy men alone, paying very little attention to the woman he sought for his wife. The princess not only paid no atten tion to this neglect, but appeared to be Infatuated with Baron von Schel wlg, one of the members of the prince's lult. Von Schelwig was a very hand iome man and though this was his . chief attraction, he was universally acknowledged to be a lady killer. Prince Carl did not seem to mind the princess' infatuation a bit. ne hunted and skated and played cards Just the Fume. The king of Holland, to whom the alliance was of great importance, every day dreaded that his royal high ness would withdraw his application for his daughter's hand and return to Germany in high dudgeon. But Carl, who had made a formal application on his arrival, paid no further attention to the matter, apparently waiting for his reply from the government of Hol land. Meanwhile, the encouragement . the princess gave Von Schelwig was noticed by all the court, every one won dering how she could accept the atten tions of the subordinate when the master had come to make application for her hand. One day after a hunting party which was attended by both men and women the Princess Sophia, who had kept Von Schelwig In attendance upon her during the entire day, the hunt being finished, entered her carriage to dine at the palace. When passing through an unfrequented place she was stopped by a masked horseman, who rode up to the window and addressed the prin cess: "The crown prince of Prussia, who - has come to propose for your highness' hand. Is sensible of the slight put upon him by your acceptance of the atten tions of a member of his suit But as a prince of the blood and a suitor for your highness' hand it Is unbecoming of him to make any protest I there fore take it upon myself to resent the insult thrust upon him. But to prevent a court scandal I deem It advisable to warn yon. Know then that If Baron ,Von Schelwig presumes to Join you hereafter at any court function I will call him to account as offering an in sult to my sovereign and my pros pective sovereign and shall kill him." "Tour royal highness need not be so fierce about It" said the princess. "I iwould not fr the world Jeopardize the life of the crown prince of Prussia." "Ton know me!" "I knew yon the moment I heard your Tolce." Carl tore off his mask with an ex clamation of chagrin. Seeing the prin cess smiling at him, he hung bis bend. "Now that I know my acceptance of your subordinate's attentions are dis tasteful to you, I assure yon, I will not gain permit them." "I regret my action, since it will de prive you of the company of the man" "I do not love Von Schelwig." "Then why, may I ask, does a prin cess of the royal house of Holland per mit the attentions of one holding the lowest rank of any of my suit?" "That I might discover the senti ments of his master." "My sentiments! What do you know cf them, except, that I have, by my father's order, pror)osed for your hand?" "Was not obedience of your -royal father's order sufficient? Did your duty to his majesty compel you to threaten to kill a member of your own suit, whose attentions I have permit ted r "The slight." "Would a duel with an Inferior wipe out that slight r - The prince knew that he had reveal ed the secret of his Jealousy. "Perhaps your highness will give your horse to one of my attendants and ride to the palace with me," added the princess. Throwing himself from his horse. Prince Carl entered the carriage and the two drove on side by side. The next day the prince and princess were formally betrottcd. JOHNSON AND McVEY MATCHED. Will Fight for Championship at Paris Night of Grand Prix. Pydney, Australia, Jan. 4. Jack John son, the world's champion heavyweight pugilist, and Sam McVey. the Australian Leavywciglit champion, will fight in Far is the night of the Grand Prix. MURITO Is Guaranteed to Relieve You of Rheumatism Solatloa and Neuritis no mstUr how stubborn or even ohrenlo your out hmy OS. ... NCHITO Is oompoundsd of U. 8. P. (aovsrnment sts.nds.rd) Ingredients, free from oiiiates or nareotloii ts palatable and effective. 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Although the Arnold family and their attorneys are mute, it, was said Wednesday that private d-tectives in the employ of the ' Arnolds had prac tically located the missing heiress. It is said Miss Arnold was in a Hudson river town a fortnight ago, but fled at the approach of the emissaries of her family. "It can be said with a degree of cer tainty that amounts almost to positive fact that Dorothy Arnold is alive," was the statement made. "Furthermore, it is certain she has communicated with certain of her friends, who have assist ed her financially and otherwise to main tain her incognito. "These friends have refused to di vulge her whereabouts to the Arnold family for the reason that Miss Doro thy does not desire reunion with her family." ' ' The fact that a charge of larceny has been placed against the girl on the blind blotter at police headquarters was also reported. As Miss Arnold was 2.5 years old, slie was her own mistress, and could not be detained if the detec tives should find her. The charge was made to enable them to effect an ar rest. FELL IN SKUNK DEN. Illinois Hunter Dying, 50 of the Animals Slain. Sterling, 111., Jan. 4. .lames fiuis U reported dying as a result of a terrific encounter with skunks. Oruis and his brother, Frank, were walking along the edge of a ravine trap ping rabbits when he slipped and fell over the bank, landing in a den of the nrimals. His body blocked the exit, and with one leg broken by the fall, he was unable to escape. He had lost Ijis gun in the tumble. Attacked by the trapped animals, Gruis fought desperately, killing seven teen with bare hands before being over- i come. His brother managed to get to the den bv a circuitous route and ef fected his rescue. The brother afterward obtained assistance and returned to the den, killing thirty-three more of the animals, making a total of fifty killed, while many escaped. ACID FILLED BOMBS FOR RUINING PROPERTY National Organizer of American Federa tion of Labor Accused of Plotting Their Use Flood Arrested On Four Warrants. Muscatine, Iowa, Jan. 4. Emmet Flood of Chicago, national organizer for tho American Federation of Lalmr and a representative of President (tampers. was arrested here yesterday cnargeu with conpsiraey to destroy property with acid bombs. Flood was arrested on four warrants, three charging him with the malicious destruction of property. C. O. Wilson, a Socialist member of the city council, and fiscal agent of a lo cal union, which is on strike, was nl arrested, charged with conspiracy and malicious destruction of property, Both were released on bonds given by union men. Denounce Taft for Keeping Wilson. Rochester, X. Y., Jan. 4. Clark A'lis, president of the New York State Fruit Growers' association, an organization of 1.3(H) members, in his annual report to that body in session here yesterday made an attack on President Taft, criticizing him among other things for retaining Secretary Wilson of the department ol Agriculture, whom he termed "a dead anil decayed official." The president's championship of th Psvne-Aldrich measure and his alleged sacrificing of the interests of the farmer were other subjects of the attack. Hines Tried by Club for Lorimer Scandal Chicago, Jan. 4. Edward Hint's, ttv millionaire lumberman named in the Lorimer invest igation, has been "phieed on trial" by the directors of the I'nion league club, charged with conduct un becoming a member, according to admis sions Lv officials of the club. A Skin of Beauty Is a Joy Forwvcr. T. Felix Qouraud'a Oriental Cream or Magloal Beautlfler. RanTa Tan, P1mj!aa, i reckk. 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He had been apparently in the best of health up to the minute he was stricken and a doctor called hurriedly, but the admiral had lapsed into uttron sViousness, dying at 4:4.) o'clock. From President Taft down, ollicials of tho government last night expressed deepest regret over his sudden demise. He began his naval career as a mere boy, w hen assigned to blockade duty at the outbreak of the Civil war. In the attack on Fort Fisher, he received four wounds, one of which was through the thigh and made him a cripple for life. He served until the end of the war with great credit, then was one of the leading spirits in planning the new American armorclad navy. Admiral Evans took the dispatch boat Dolphin around the vorld, served several years on the construction board which planned this modern battleship. He also took notable prt in the battle of Santi ago during the Spanish war, and started the Atlantic fleet on its world cruise, which had to be abandoned at San Fran cisco because the stmin was too great. Admiral Evans will be buried Friday with full naval honors. FIFTEEN-DAY RESPITE DOES NOT SAVE PHELPS Justice Holmes of the United States Supreme Court Refuses a Writ of Error. Boston, Jan. 4. .Justice Holmes of the Tnited States supreme court has refused to grant a writ of error commanding the lower court to send the case of Silas N. Phelps, the Monroe Bridge outlaw who nuudered Deputy Sheriff Emmett F. Raskins, to the supreme court. A dispatch to that effect was received late yesterday afternoon from Washing ton. Phelps was sentenced to die in the electric chair during the present week, but yesterday was given a respite of 1.5 days. The execution may now occur any time after midnight January 20,, NEW MAN FOR SUPREME COURT. Justice Swayxe of New Jersey Suggested as Mr. Harlan's Successor. Washington, Jan. 4. The field of candidates under consideration by Presi dent Taft for the vacancy in the mi preme court was enlarged yesterday by the unofficial announcement that Su preme Court Justice iswayze of New .letwev was being urged for the ap pointment. With the addition of Judge Swayze, it was admitted that there were three men, any one of whom might be appointed. These are United States Circuit Judge Hook of Kansas, Secretary Kagel and Judge Swayze. The president will not announce his selection until the return of Attorney-General Wicker sham from Panama next week. Senator Curtis of Kansas yesterday suggested to President Taft that the best way to determine the value of objections to Judge Hook for his decision in the Okla homa two-cent fare case would be to read the opinion in the case. MISUSE OF THE FLAG. Attempt to be Made to Legislate Against It. Washington, Jan. 4. Recent charges and denials of abuse and misuse of the American flag, such as for table cov erings or draperies have developed the fiirt that there is no national statute making such acts punishable. Several states are said to have severe laws on the subject and the war department of ficials are hopeful that agitation will lead legislators of other states to adopt similar laws. An attempt probably will be made to secure national legislation on this sub ject, but it is said that so many private interests would be adversely ' affected that the success of the attempt is doubt ful. PROSPEROUS YEAR. Best in Dartmouth's History, Dflctor Nichols Declares. Chicago, Jan. 4. Dartmouth college, according to its president. Dr. Ernest Fox Nichols, had the most prosperous year of its existence during 1911. Doctor Nichols was the principal speaker. Fred W. Burlingham and Clin ton S. Day, president of the local alum ni associations of Princeton and Har vard, respectively, were guests. BRYAN NOT AFTER IT. Can Conceive of No Circumstances That Would Make Him a Candidate. Tampa, Fin., Jan. 4. "I cannot con ceive of any condition that w-ould make it pn;iblp for me to consider becom ing a candidate for the presidential nom ination of the Democratic party in l!i)2." This was the declaration of Col. W. J. Bryan on arrival here from Havana yes terday. - He left last night for Wash ington. MEN WALK OUT. Norfolk Navy Yard Mechanics Object to New System. Norfolk. Vs.; Jan. 4. There was a walkout of 2iM) mechanics at the Norfolk navy yard yesterday as a protest against a scientific time system. The men refused to sign time cards offered to them. A meeting of the media nics was called for vesterdav afternoon, when a final division as to their future course ws to be announced. w TIF Ji ill NEVER SAID IT. Pinchot Made No Statement That Roose velt Wouldn't Accept. liuttle Creek, Mich., Jan. 4. (iifford Pinchot, in an interview here yester day, denied that lie had made any state ment in speeches or interviews that Theodore lloosevelt had told him he would not accept the presidential nom ination of it were tendered. "I know nothing of Mr. Roosevelt's affairs," said Mr. Pinchot. "either as to whether he would accept the nomination or whether he lliev?s he could le elected." UNALTERABLY OPPOSED. Belfast, Ireland, Unionist Frown on Home Rule. Belfast. Ireland, Jan. 4. The Union ist council of l ister issued yesterday a manifesto declaring that a provision al government will he constituted in I'lster immediately a home rule measure has been passed by the British parlui tnent and that the most extreme meas ures will be taker. This manifesto is the expression of the unalterable decision of the anti-home ruU forces. WON'T WITHDRAW. Mr. La Follette Has No Intention Of Stepping Dowr. Chicago, Jan. 4. Without referring to Governor Chase S. 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If not. send to The Pinex Co, i t. Wajrne. lad. omethiiig Yery New .in 'Publishing E are bringing out a WEEKLY MAGAZINE. The first issue will be on sale at all news-stands on Thursday, January 4th. . . The name ot GAVAL This is the first time a great big magazine has ever been issued as a WEEKLY, and THE CAVALIER is a great big magazine of 192 PAGES. Weekly publications are always thought of as of pamphlet shape. But slavery to conventionality of this sort, which is wanting, in common sense, has A NEW STORY We shall begin a new serial story every week in THE CAVALIER 52 A YEAR. This is a whole library of books, and in addition you will get six or eight hundred short stories. AH this enormous volume of reading will cost, by the year, ONLY FOUR The Destroying Angel By LOUIS JOSEPH VANCE This story is very much worth while. Vance is one of the most popular book authors of the day. His books 'sell for $1.50, and are among the very big sellers. Oct this first copy of THE CAVALIER, in which this Vance story ' starts. Ask your newsdealer for it. If he has sold his supply, he can get you acopy,or you can get itfromus.The price is TEN CENTS. THE FRANK A. MUNSEY COMPANY 17S Fifth Avenue,, New York WILSON DISCUSSES TARIEF QUESTION i New Jersey Governor Says Our Tariff System Is Based on Favoritism, Patronage and Arbitrary Fos terage by Federal Gov ernment. New York. Jan. 4. Governor Woodro-.v Wilson of New Jersey addressed the Na tional Democratic club here last night on the topic, "The Democratic Tarty and tlie Tariff." Once again, Mr. Wilson Kiid, t he tariff had -become "the chief and most criticul question of a campaign which must decide the policy of ouv government, not only in this great mat ter, but in regard to a score of things which touch the general adjustments of our life." He continued in part: , "Our tariff policy has not for several generations been based upon any prin ciple whatever, but only upon a system of favoritism, of patronage, of arbi trary fosterage by the federal govern ment. "The strength of America'n industry lies in the skill and intelligence of the American workman, and the capacity of American superintendents and managers j and the efficiency and glory of the work ingman depend upon all the moral and physical elements involved in the circui i stances of his employment. "If thiB country is to be the snug harbor for those who are at a disadvan tage in the markets of the world, why should it not also by the convenient method of combination be a refuge for those who are also at a disadvantage in the markets of America itself. Ar! there not evidences that it has become just thatf Have not great combinations recently effected in this country brought about "just such a result? Of a doen mills or factories brought together in a single trust or combination, there Js al ways a very considerable variety in the so-called cost of production.- In some the machinery has not been brought up to date; the plant is not built in a way to lend itself to the most efficient J methods of production; the market Is j not quite so accessible; the source of, raw materials is more difficult of accef. ! Again and again it has happened that atter the combination wss ellectea tne less efficient continued in operation; bu the business as newly constituted had to carry the cost of the original merger of the inefficient mills and factories. They were probably put into the' com bination at a figure greatly exceeding their real value. "This figure enters into the issue of the securities of the corporation; the profits must be made upon those figures if the stockholders are to get dividends t and so the country must carry for an indefinite period inefficient establish ments which have been actually closed and put out of business. And this very process itself shows the futility of any attempt to base duties upon 'cost of prod uction.' "When America w ag in her infancy j when her resources were undeveloped; when her industries were at their be ginning; there was much to be said for a sytsem of artificial stimulation and protect km. But long after that period was passed, and that reason for the maintenance of the system of protection cut away, it was maintained Uhju other theories and with other purposes, sua QSE3JE5I this magazine is never had much of a pull with us. The regular magazine shape, which is of the nature of a book, makes the best publication for reading and for preservation, be it weekly or monthly. The frequency of issue has no bearing on the problem. EVERY WEEK DOLLARS. Then, too, each issue of THE CAVALIER will have a baseball article by CHARLES E. VAN LOAN, who is easily the cleverest baseball writer in the world. These baseball articles simply hum with the whir of the ball. it has grown until it has become a ver itable incubus, not merely upon the con sumer, but upon the business of the country itself; and on it have been built up great combinations and monopolies, which have drawn upon themselves uni versal condemnation. "We are rich enough, we are e-afi: enough in our prosperity, we are sure enough of our capacity, of our skill, of our resourcefulness, to set ourselves free at last. We are ready now in our ma jority to return to the uses of govern ment of which the mature can approve. Taxation must never be used for the benefit of some at the evpense of others. The power of the government niut never be loaned to tho who cannot sustain themselves. The only legitimate object of taxation is revenue for the Biipjiort of the government."- MAGAZINE REVIEW California Byways. In a delightfully breezy and enter tabling article, "Two Byways of South ern California," in the January issue ot Suburban Life Magazine, Winifred Pal lard Ulake, the author, describes a trip that is so attractive that it sounds al most too good to be true. She says, in part, "not for dance and gaiety and the crowd, but for rest and utter peace and for the charm of nature's most ex quisite moods, come to old San Buena ventura (now modernized to Ventura -by-the-Sea), and visit this quiet and seclud ed spot, some mile or more from the clean, attractive, sleepy town where the old Spajiish mission built in 1781 still stands, and where 'sweet meandering Spanish names' still predominate." The Man Who Learned French on the Way To and From His Office. In the January Woman's Home Com panion, Jeanette L. 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Nor is it advisable to use too warm .clothing in the house in winter. Remember that the aveingd house or steam-heated -apartment is sev enty degrees or even eighty degrees in temperature, which would be considers 1 a warm dav in summer." "Lumpty-doodle, Lumpty-ding, Do Not Worry, Smile and Sing." In the January American M'igazine, there is a most interesting character sketch of Walt Mason. Mason, who is called "Uncle Walt," writes a d.iily line, less rhyme which is published in 21'!) newspapers snd reaches ten million read ers. Following is one of Mason's line less rhymes: Charles the First, with stately walk, made the journey to the block. As he paced the street along, silence fell upon the throng; from that throng there burst a sigh, for a king was come to die! Charles upon the scaffold stood, in his veins no craven blood; calm, serene, 1m viewed the crowd, while the headsman said, aloud: "Cheer up, Charlie: Smilo and sing! Death's a most delightful thing- 1 will cure your hacking cough, when I chop your headpiece off! Head ache, toothache they're a bore! You will never have them more! Cheer up, Charlie, dance and yell! Here's the axe, and all is well! I, though but a humbls dub, represent the Sunshine club, and our motto is worth whole: 'Do Not Worry Sing and Smile!' Therefore lit us both be guy, as we do our stunt to day; I to swing the shining axe, you to'take a few swift whacks. Lumpty doodle, binipty-ding, do not worry, smilu and sing!" of Cost Adviser, in Plain n t&iiii ft A. 2i