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Coach Payne Calls High School Baseball Candidates
First Practice Is Held;
First Game Next Friday
Coach Payne Faces Problem of Developing Pitchers and
Catchers, Since His Team Was “Badly Crippled by
Graduation of Players Last Spring
Coach Bill Payne issued his first
mil foi candidates for the 1932 Hen
«l**r'on hij<h school bnseimll season to
day with practice beginning this aft
noon at -t o'clock at League Park for
a team to represent the Henderson
high school in the third eastern dls
iiirt conference.
Couch Payne will face the problem
of building up a battery, since gradua
tion last year took his entire pitching
staff and the catcher. Dick Carter,
who is now at State College Hal
Smith, reserve receiver last year has
moved uway from the city, and leaves
the local high schixd nine without an
experienced receiver. Charles Hight.
the pitching mainstay of last year's
team, was also graduated, together
with other members of the team.
The high school team opens its sea
eon here on Friday. March 25. against
Middleburg. this being a champion
ship game On Easter Monday they
meet Oxford at League Park. This is
announced as not a League game, but
one that will give the local fans some
idea how the two teams will look
when they hook up later in the sea
son in a conference game.
DUKE TRACK YEAR
OPENS TOMORROW
Carl Voyles, Formerly of Il
linois, Makes Debut as
Cinder Mentor
Dm ham. March 21. Coach Carl
Vovles. formerly of the University of
Illinois, will make his dehut as Duke
track coach when the Blue Devil
cinder path outfit meets Wake Forest
here tomorrow afternoon. The first
event starts at 3 o’clock.
Coach Voyles has inherited a fair'
sprinkling of veterans from last year's
team including John Brownlee. Kid
Brewer. Henry Fulmer. Char lie Brad
sher and Wilder Ripley. The other
posts will be filled chiefly by sopho
more-.
Brownlee. Brewer and Fulmer turn
ed in many points last year in Duke's
dual meets. Brownlee will run this
season in the lOOyard dash, and the
low and high hurdles. Brewer is a five
event man. taking part in the high
and broad jumps, the javelin and dis
cu- throws and the shot put. Fulmer
Tuns the high huixiles and takes part i
in the high and broad jumps, the lat
ter being his specialty.
The class meet held last Friday
brought out some brilliant perfor
mances. The varsity times cr dis
tances for the various events were
good Ed Went, freshman, hurled the
javelin 115 feet and Luke Williams an
other flush, toasted the shot over 42
feet.
The new Duke mentor was a star
track performer in his undergraduate
day- at Oklohoma A. and M. college
and after finishing there coached at
Southwestern Teachers College at
Weatherford. Okla.. where he turned
out championship teams. He assisted
»'• track while at Illinois.
Jerry Bruy -tat two-miler. will not
be able to rur. the opening meet j
against the Deacons. He injured his j
leg r«“cently and will be held out un- J
ttl Inter in the season.
tUew lowa Coach
t
• |
Oeeie Salem, former Drake univer
sity coach, has signed a three
year contract as the new head
grid coach of the University of
iowa, succeeding Burt Ingwersen,
resigned. Solem was a star end
with the University of Minnesota
in his playing days.
The attendance at these two games
will decide baseball for the high
school, since it is necessary to raise
funds to support a club this year at
theee two games and to have baseball
the remainder of the season. It Is
hoped that the local fans will show
! their interest in high school baseball
, by giving it their hearty support,
i The high schools of this section
have been organised into a fast lea
j gue. and the standing of the clubs will
( be announced In the papers after each
i game is played, and the team that is
standing at the top of the percentage
1 column at the close of the season will
be the conference ihampions.
i The schedule that follows is to be
1 played by the -high school in the eon
i farnce:
March 26, Mlddtoburg, here.
April 2. Oxford, there.
April 9. Chapel Hill. -here.
April 43. Bethel Hill, there.
| April 23. Cary, there.
The schedule ’Will be interspersed
i (with non-conference games to oom
-1 plete the season, but only the above
i games will count In the conference
■ standing.
Duke Track Coach
A
Wkmr
Gary Voyles formerly of the Uni
\erslty of Illinois and now assistant
thletic director and end coach in
‘.xgbatl at Duke will make his debut
track mentor when the Blue Devil
nder path men meet Wake orest at
Duke tomorrow aftertlv-on.
PICK DUKE DEBATERS
FOR SOUTHERN TOUR
Cancellation of War Debts Is Query
For Word Tilts In April; Seme
To Be At Home
Durham. March 21. —In a prelimin
ary debate held Saturday to determine
he members of the Duke university
debating team who will represent the
university in an extended Southern
tour in April, the five qualified de
baters were selected. William P.
Farthing. Durham; T. Spruill Thorn
ton. Winston-Salem; Raymond Coun
cil. Union City, Tenn.; John R. Jen
kins. Parmele; and Warren Scoville,
Greenville, were those chosen by the
! judges. :
The first three named will represent
Duke on the tour, and the latter two
will meet the traveling team of Geor
gia Tech in Durham early In April.
Beginning on April 11, at University
of South Carolina at Columbia, the
Duke debating tirip will include meets
with University of Georgia. Georgia
Tech. Birmingham-Southern, and Uni
ereity of Alabama. In addition to
hoae. debates are pending with
i Emory university and Wofford col«
i lege.
The query to be used for these de
bates. as well as for the home debate
with Georgia Tech, is: “Resolved, that
the war debts should be cancelled."
The query Is interpreted to mean the
debts incurred during the war and
those incurred immediately after be
cause of the war.
MORAVIAN CASTER
OFFERS DIVERSION
Winston-Salem. March 21.—Winston
j :>alem'3 visitors to the two hundredth
j anniversary of the Easter morning
| Sunrise Moravian service at -Winston
i Salem this year will have an oppor
| lunity to view the famous gardens in
I the Reynold* estate, take free bus
I rides over the city on Saturday, look
1 over the city from the top of the 26th
■ story of the R. J. Reynolds office
building, go through Salem tavern and
the Wachovia Historical Museum and
to browse around the campus of Salem
College. No admission fees or charges
will be made for any of these events.
It happens also that on Easter Sun
day. Gypsy Smith .the international
iwrialiat. will launch a eix weeks re
vival in Winston-Salem. This will pro
bobly be the last opportunity during
Ids lifetime for residents of North
Oaroitna and adjacent States to hear
this remarkable preacher. The first
rerviee of Gypsy Smith begins at 2:30
Easter Sunday afternoon and there
will also be a night service at 7:30.
I In Texas, perjury In a capital case
nay be punished by death. *
President Masaryk -of Chechoslova
kia is esteemed by many one of the
most remarkable, able and successful
statesmen in the whole o t Europe,
HENDERSON, (N. C.,) DAILY DISPATCII, MONDAY, • MARCH 21, 1952 ’
EaiiisOfThcEuHdogs
A Paper Dedicated to the Promotion o f a etter High School for Henderson
VOL. 2
The Official organ of the Senior Class
of Henderson High Brhool. A paper
dedicated to the promotion of a better
nigh school for Henderson.
EDITORIAL STAFF
Editor-in-chief Nlok Chavasse
Assistant editor ... Elizabeth Folston
Sports Tom Powell
Society Katherine Fauikner
Jokes Frieda Hayes
Class news Mildred Poythress
Alumnae news Margaret Bunn
Miscellaneous
Elizabeth Singleton Olive Hight
9nonsor Miss Maxine Taylor
SWISS* ALPS PICKED FOR CAMP
Fifteen American high school boys
between U and 19 years of age will
camp this summer with an equal
number of German and French boys
rn a quaint old farm in the Swiss
Alps as an experiment in internation
al living. One free scholarship is
(vaUable. Inquiries should be ad
dressed to Donald B. Watt, 129 East
52nd street. New York City.
SUPER SALESMANSHIP
Please don’t think -that Japan is
trying to carry on a war with China.
No, indeed, U is not a war atall.it’s
just an excellent example of auper
sfalesmanahlpl. insists that China buy
leer goods. She Is letting China know
that she has goods to sell with a
bang. And How!
DID YOU KNOW THAT
Vance county schools rank 19th in
eduoatton among the 100 counties in
North Carolina, but Henderson rank*
a: the bottom of the 33 city systems
comprising the charter groups.
EVOLUTION
The Republican and Democratic
parties have gradually become so
alike that it is really confusing. They
no longer have widely different views
and programs to offer the discrimi
nating voter. If one or the other
parties doesn’t take a decided stand
on some issue, then we wil-1 .soon have
only one party in the country'.
S O C I F TV
Katherine Faulkner, Editor
Called Away on Account of Death
Miss Ruth Cordle, vhe French in
. :ruotor in the Henderson High School
was called away Wednesday morn
ing on aeeount of the death of her
mother. Mr*. B. C. Corttte. Mrs.
Cat die died at 9:45 o’clock Wednes
day morning after a long illness at
her residence near Raleigh.
A number of the city school teach
ers together with high srtvool parent
teacher association attended. The
funeral services held this afternoon in
Norl.na.
-BHly .Powell Absent
Billy Powell has been absent for
several days on account of sickness.
Attends Meeting
Mr. R. B. Cobb and Mr. E. M.
Roßhls were out of town several days
attending the .meeting of the E. T.
C. A. in CRiartotte, !$. C. They left
Henderson on Wednesday and retum
« d on Friday.
-Give*; Party
Miss Frances Burton entertained a
group of her friends at her home on
Saturday night. It was given In hon
or of her birthday, but it was kept
from beT guedts until they arrived.
Dancing and games were enjoyed dur
ing the evening. The hostess served
delicious refreshments of ice cream
and cake, carrying out the St. Pat
rick's Day scheme.
Soaking Up OH So’i *
TBaoe are not menibars of any nudUtcultbutjusttwo^
6t the Philadelphia Athtetiea ttking foil of toe
Wrer., Tla. The ztm -worshipers f”, B g n nv bLmE
Jinuttf ond the rays they ore here »b*orbmg m»#
them in onother world sotim. -
HENDERSON, N. C.
CHAPEL PROGRAM
The Junior and Sophomore classes
oi Hendeison high school assembled
in chapel, Tuesday, -March 16. "for a
me;; enjoyable program. The pro
gram was opened by ah (he atodertta
f.aging ’’Work for Che 'Night is Com
ing,” after which Mr. Cobb introduced
ihfc? speaker. Rev. F rr.-hardlt. He
talked on vhe use of simple- words end:
rel.g.on as a game, including in -hla
talk that we should use simple end
direct words at all times as no Strong
words are ever needed. Rev. Bern
hardt also stated, in speeMng of
games that religion was the greatest
game in vhe world. As he showed in
his talk, there Is nothing finer than
picking up a fallen soul and helping
him to again face the world.
Games and pleasures ure selected
according to ou' tastes; and vhe
trouble w ,h she world at present, is
that it has the wrong kind of testes
for activities, fun and Meals. If the
world could cultivate the right tastes
and begin to play the greatest game,
a great improvement could immedi
ately b<- seen.
After the announcements had been
made by Mr. Cobb the pupils were
dtsmlrsed.
SENIORS ARK GIVEN PARTY
On Friday night, immediately after
the Senior pkty, the members of the
senior edens and the faculty were de
lightfully enteitainfd at a party
given by t-heli grade mother. Mrs.
H. W. Poteton. Each member of the
class and faculty gathered on the
tage, where much fun and .merriment
took jplace. Dancing > end other
amusements were enjoyed by all. The
cutting of the wedding cake, of vrtiteh
everyone got a slice caused much ex
citement and fun. Punch was served
with th's delicious cake, together
w.th candy and peanuts.
The eehoc! colors were carried out
in decoration As the party came to
a close, everyone thanked our lovely
grude-motiur for such a delightful
party. This is the second time that
Mrs. Pol-ten has done something
nice for us; she gave us a beautiful
ific'.ure CF'jjstmas. (And we. the
Senior class of ’32. think that she is
the finest grade-mother in the world!
CHAPEL PROGRAM
One of the aiost enjoyable chapel
programs of tt»e year was a orve-aet
ploy, "The Tji&l of Luxury and Ex
travagance” presented by Mr. Payne’s
room to the seniors and the freshmen
on Thursday morning. The scene of
this mock trial was a court room, and
the people present were the- Judge
Kenneth King, Clerk of court -Wil
liam Brown ! Blatliff —-Forest Stain
back, defense Attorney Emmette
Raynar, a jury ot 12, and Foreman of
the jury—lra Petty.
The w. loesse-s were American
Mother Ruth Flamming school teach-,
cr —lda Jane Hannon, school nurse—
Irene Neuton. end Thrift Captain
Joyce Whitehtad, Luxury Emma
Burchette, and Extravagance—Sue
Kelly. They were the defendants and
their witnesses were Lolty Popp-
Ruby Mae Hagwood. Candy Barr —
Edith Hobgood, Chewing Gum—
Mary Sue Johnson, and Movie Madid
—Hazel ausetto. All these characters
were well suited for their parts -and
the audience enjoyed a good many
big laughs.
SENIOR* PRESENTS PLAY
Rarely has a larger or more appre
ciative audience attended a local p4ay
than the one which gathered at the
Southland Theatre Friday evening to
see "When Jane Takes a HamU’
presented by the Senior Class of Hen
derson high school as its annual phay.
The comedy Is by Katherine Kava
twugh and was produced under the di
rection of Miss Maxine Taylor.
The entire Senior otoas appeared on
the stage at the beginning of the
program. George Han-fawn. class
president, announced the ■pveseneja.-
tion of the play and gave the eetfcing.
The St niors then gave their class song,
accompanied by their president, who
MARCH 21, 1932
had composed the rmiwlc.
The story of th® pLn centers mound
♦he attempt cf „ju.e Dare to secure
her lather’a par* of a deed held Joint
ly by him and John Mortimer, a
northern financier. Jane -makes a
trtp north po rtartt her smrbbbiah rela
tives and incidentally to interview
Mortimer concerning the deed. Upon
arrival In the city she finds that her
Mmt and cousin have loft home for a
visit. Aa a result, Jane takes a hand
end with the help of Man any Jose
phine, and Arohtbaki from Virginia,
and Mrs. Bailee, turns the place into
•a high class boarding house. Many
and amusing oompßcaTions develop
before a mysterious boarder, Mr.
James Mason solves Jane’s problems.
The cast wai particularly well
chosen and each Individual deserves
credit for the ease wiith which he
gave his part. Not only did the char
acters themselves seem to enjoy pre
senting their play, but frequent out
bursts of laughter from the audience
testified to the enjoyment of those as
sembled.
Louise Powell as Jane was deHgho
ful in her portrayal of the attractive
Virginia girl -who took matters in her
hand. Equally as enjoyable was
Nicholas Chavasse as Jimmie Mor
timer. He handled with natural abil
ity the amusing complications which
developed from hfe going under an as
sumed name.
Elizabeth Folston was excellent in
the difficult part of Mrs. Pofflngton.
the snobbish aunt who was anxious
that -her daughter, Amelia, played by
Elizabeth Singleton, marry wealth.
Comedy parts by colored Mommy
Josephine, played by Blanche Walt
ers and Archibald, her little imp of
• a grandson, played by E-Con Homes
were panticufcnly good.
The other Characters who also de
serve credit for the successful per
formance were: Thomas Powell as
Henry Dare, Virginia Rogers as Mrs.
Bates, William Green as Mr. Smith
guest at the boarding house; Kather
ine Faulkner as "Mrs. Jenkins; LJI-
Kan Aycock as Henrietta Jenkins,
Kenneth Polite as Mr. Pendleton, and
Robert Watson as John 'Mortimer.
Three skits, presented between ads
byb the several seniors under the di
rection of Miss Lily Kyle were well re
ceived by the audience. In *‘Slxy
Miles From Home,” Stewart Finch,
George Harrison, Olive Hight, and
Helen Fogleman represented a gnobp
of stranded actors. Jasper Teague
as the small town constable invited
them to perform for him. Their con
cert composed of piano, clarionet, and
two vocal solos and several selections
on a Harmonica delighted the audi
ence.
Another skit which went off well
was "Atmy Tenticn." The wise-cracks
of Robert Whitten, Eoson <
Marion ’Rogers and Luther Boyd as
soldiers were -particularly amusing.
Dorothy and Edward Joyner
piewented a very realistic quarrel of a
ycung married couple in the final skit
“It Happens in the Best of Families”.
Frieda Hayes representing the doss,
appeared on the stage and expressed
appreciation to Hughes-Smaw furni
ture co., and Henderson furniture co.
so rthe use of the furniture, to the
Episcopal church, Rev. I. W. Hughes,
rector, for use-of the Parish house for
practice, to Miss Nannie Crowder for
her assistance- in decorating the stage,
and to E. C. Lough lin and T. P.
Gkolson for asrtstanae in make-up.
Committee chairmen: Stage, Frieda
Hayes; Properties SJtarbMh Worth
am; Tickets, Marie GPaflsjEr. Afeuagig
ing. Robert Whitten; Uafccryv jjjfefy
Parham; Programs, HawY 'AyW?*:
Curtain, Lucille Hicks: Prompter,
Miss Katherine Hilliard; Make-up. E.
C. Loughlin and T. P. Gholson, bus
iness manager. R. B. Cobb.
The .direotons and the olnse are to I
•be aongmtulated for the excellent’l
manner in which the play was pre
‘ seated.
\ SPORTS |
RESUME OF BOYS’ BAHHETBAU.
WJMtON
The -1932 basketball season is over.
This year both the boys and and girls
teams of Henderso n high sdhool en- •
joyed very successful seasons. Both
teams chalked up records which com
pare favorably with the high school
teams of preceding years. We have
already given you a resume of the
girls season and this week we have a
review of the bays season.
The-game with FayetteviWe &i Ra
leigh otoaed the season for the local
baye and made their sixth loss out of |
eighteen gomes played. Thus the
BuMdfs won twelve games, or rather
two-thirds of their eighteen. One of
the -gomes listed in the won column
was a forfeited one; Henderson win-,
ning a two to nothing victory over
r Zeb Vance when they refused to go
through the tgame scheduled in the
county tournament Like the girls,
the boys were hand capped by lack of
sufficient practise, ‘through their in
ability to get the warehouse. How
ever both team* owe & really great
debt to the Cooper Warehouse autho
rities for their kind lending of the
warehouse for pi-oetlee afftd also
games. *
The boys got off to a fast start and
took bath of the first two games. The
first, a victory over Bethel Hm fay a
eoeoe of U -to 10 in a game 6f which
Who-Dat Green won the star sinking
••vho points. The second, a victory
Head* Annapolis
MM*
K? '■dj
Capt Ralston S. Holmes. U. S. N.,
is the new commandant at the
Naval academy at Annapolis, Md.
Captain Ralston Holmes has been
chief of staff to the commander
of the navy’s scouting force. At
one time he was commander of
the Mayflower, former presi
dential yacht.
lover an old rival, Oxford high. Who-
Dat was also the high scorer in this
game, scoring five points but H. H.
S.’s 11 to 9 victory was achieved by
Gerard Eason s field goal in the clos
ing seconds of play.
Oxford Orphanaga CO me into town
and then left with a 20 to 16 victory.
The game was very close and hard
fought with Rip Rogers as Hender
j son’s high scoret with five points.
Henderson then chalked up two
more victories. The first over Efland
by a score of 20 to 11. Green scored
pevrn pc.nts and Rip Rogers scored
five in the race for Individual hon
ors. Chapel Hill was the oth< r vic
tim, Henderson winning 16 io 13
Rip and Nick Chavasse tied for high
scor? w>h five points each.
H. H. S. mode it two wins over
their rivals, Oxford high. The game
required an extra-period to be decid
ed though, but the Bulldogs had that
little extra vim and emerged on the
long end of the 22 to 21 score. Gerard
Eason was again the star of the Ox
ford games. This time he sank a foul
shot in the extra-period. William
Green aank nin • points and Rip Rog
ers sabk eight points.
Bethel Hit! pulled an upset to win
over Henderson in her next game 11
to 9. Henderson’s nine points were
scored by Green and Rip Rogers, the
letter getting five of them.
Handicapped by a short court the
Bulldogs lost a return game to the
Orphans at Oxford, this time by a
score of 26 to 18. William Gteen
scored eight of Henderson’s points.
The next game on Henderson’s sch
edule was a return game with Efland
but on account of the illneos of the
Efland coach, the Bulldogs engaged
the Henderson Collegians instead. In
a game during which all the high
school’s subs saw action the Bulldbgs
scored 25 points to the Collegian’s 21.
Following the game with the Col
legians the Bulldogs chalked two vic
tories to the tune of 22 to 16 score.
The first victory was over Chapel Hill
wi;<h Green scoring eight points. P.
Rogers five points and Eason four.
While the other victory was over
Cieedmore. Rip Rogers scored nine
points. Chavasse scored eight points
and Green won the remaining five.
Henderson high school then stepped
out of its class to.Angrage the Duke
though
defee *e
couirt>' *if thfapiselyes. The score was
19 to 31. P. Rogers sank eight points
to lead the scorers while Green with
five, Eason with four and Watkins
wKh two. accounted for the re«t of
Henderson’s points.
In an afternoon game Henderson
shaded Middleburg by a score of 20
to 19.
The Vance County Tournament then
opened and Henderson advanced to
(he finals by virtue of a win over
Town*vHle 19 to 15 end a win over
Zeb Vance 2 to 0.
Middleburg -won over Henderson 17
to 15 to take (he Vance county cham
pionship.
Henderson's next game with with
Aycaok and after a hectic finish the
ecore was tied 14 aU. Green sank
a foul goal in the closing seconds to
tie the score. A few minutes later
he sank a foul shot to provide Hen
derson with the winning marker.
Then Henderson closed Its season
wilh their ekmin&tton from the State
College Tournament. It was quite an
honor to be invited to the tournament
which only selected the outstanding
teams in the state. Peyton "Rip"
Rogers won further recognition for
the school by being selected for a
guard -poMtion on the All-Tourna
ment Team.
Thus dosed a very successful sea
son and It is with regret that we see
the curtain fall.
NO. 16
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pow^fwn^ytfM l owy Japon.
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4UN MM* ANKGUNom*-
The Junior Class of
high school will present tw
plays, with « gr„ up of
and opicy skits, m a*
oud.torium. F n< - ay
at 7:30 o’clock n *' Apr:l U.
The fir* conr.edy. entity
Mouse Trap.” i* a swift 1V
Oomedy from beginning
Blundering politicians mu **
romance of the.r lady notßin J J*
final tableau is particularly funn*
attractive. y ,u n»y »t«i
Th- second cop»edy. -p**
Love." is one of the moH „ J n
cemedies. Prof F*rchHd’s (nv
called “the adjuster of affect
has the power to attract the dJl**
love „f who
various circumstances hi* d lur^ r
hi« housekeepei and
" an,, Pmty "»,«!’
The skits following intermix
consists of speciaky acts,
dancing and monologues. “
THE THREE MONKS
We see *ll—Me hear all—w> W1
We know tha* every one has h** r!l
about the strong case between th„
heroine and the hero’s father I^, •
.cuch old news that we won’t evu
comment on it. We wonder, though
what the hero mmks of his father*
attraction for his heroine and ah
what the heroine thinks of her p,**
tkti fcMier-in-’aw. Quite a
huh? H ’
T!#E ETERNAL TRIANGLE
(A Tragedy In One Scream)
Time: Any old time.
Place: A roo min H. H S.
S tuation: Pretty bad
Characters: Myjlery Man-Junior
President-The Girl - t a bnmeq*.
Senior etc.)
ACT I
Scene I. All quiet on the
front, except the scratch-scratch {( f
chalk which the My?tcry Man is push
i»g acroass a board.
The Girl: <ln a brown study of
Shakeape^re-brown rtudy < hanges n
blue and ebe ; ops to put on
rouge) What is love, Don Juan?
Mystery Man: Lovr- is a rtoie of
being.
The Girl: Os being whnt 1
Mystery Man: Foolish, of mure
The Girl: Fresh!
Junior President: Fish.
The Girl: < sweetly) What do you
mean?
Junior President: I think he’* a
sardine, don't you?
The Girl: i£o :,weet she melts) Ye*.
Mystery Man iTakes out bioior\
book and recites) The Knave of
Hearts he idole some Tarts—
Chorus. No. no, not tans, hurts
Mytkery Man: (Absent mindedly)
Oh, yea. the Knave of Tarts he «01.
some hearts.
The Giri: And who. Lord Chester
field is the Knave of Hearts or Tans 1
Mystery Man: (Pointing to Junior
President) You, sulking villian. Tw
Majesty.
Junior President: iDraws his pear!
wllih llouiiih) You Cad'
The Girl: Noxv. boys—(puts on
more lipstick)
Mystery Man- So, Gentlemen of tie
Jury, you &ee they are annually
amorous.
The Girl: You Brute! (powers her
nose).
Junior President: Oh' Cruel World.
I nmj."i find anoiner girl!
Mystery Man: (Crawls under de l:
looking for collar button i.
Chorus: Nertzzs!
Reports hove bean flowing in dur
ing the peH week concerning that
world famed detective who failed n
inotoriously whe nhe tried to pit h’-*
cunning and daring again.? the invin
cible Three Monks. These report*
were vague and wc were uruble to ob
tain much definite information How
ever, we will aay that our a fore-men
tioned friend according to the im
ports, has a cru»d. on a certain youns
lady. The young lady is below br
♦Hum height, has dark brown eye*
and hair. She u u smart s'udeni in
school but is a little inclined to uy
or rattier make dumb remarks e»*n
cerntng the day’s leooon She »*
constant companion of two tali Sen
ior blonds, one of whom drives »
Shevrolct. Th?t*s all!
CAMPUS MHtBOB
Here’s to one of the most accorrv
ptirtied girts of the senior class.
word accommodating could desert f
no one better than it does a certain
young blonde with lovely blue eye
who drives a Buick automobile. Shr
is always ready to take or do somj”
thing for nomete.dy with her car.
;♦ hadn’t been lor ond hPr /
I dnn’t suppose we would have been
able to decorate for the banquet
yoar. Not only then, but ***“ rjl
times this year, ahe has been very
helpful in gNttng things that w"'
reeded on various occasions. Bhe wa
chairman of the stage committee
the senior play and you saw how we
she did her part then. Also .*e is
joke editor of the paper, which is on
of thebe#* pieces from the “ Bark /\'
The Bulldogs " Swert. fr»en dl >'- h *J'j
ful are the chief characteristics
this particular young girl--* P°P
member of the elesa of ’32

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