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THE REVIEW, HIGH POINT, NORTE CAROLINA. February 25, 191 Supplement An Evening of Wholesome Fad. Prof. Geo. McKee, of the Uni versity of North Carolina, will give a recital from "Modern American Humorists" Friday 8 p. m. at the auditorium. Prof. McKee is a man of splendid ability and will give us a delightful evening. Come and give him a hearty welcome. No entrance fee. Under anspices of the Woman's Club. Lake Mcluke Says. The lad who couldn't tell you the name of the Vice-President is the same fellow who can tell you how to run the government. The old-fashioned 17-year-old girl who used to read books on "What a Young Girl Ought to Know" has a 17-year-old daughter who puts her mother wise. The Willowy Girl cops out covers of the magazines. But dirl with the wide curves and the the the dimples in her anatomy atttracts all the attention on the street. What has become of the old-fashioned man who used to wear a new paper collar every Sunday ? Before you get her she can say things with her eyes that make you feel funny all over. And after you get her she can say things with her mouth that make you feel funny all ovet. Since the vacuum cleaner dis placed the broom a man can't find a blame thing but his wife's hair pins to clean his pipe with. In the Game of Love you can al ways take a Heart if you will lead a Diamond. One-half the world may not know how the other half lives. But it isn't the female half. If you imagine that women haven't a Sense of Humor just take a look at the hats they are wearing. Any woman who has a 40 inch waist can tell you that the waist of a Perfectly Formed Woman should measure forty inches. A lake of fire and brimstone isn't the only Hell ever invented. There is the case of the man who has a $50 wife and a $15 salary. When a woman's hips are so big around that she has to go through a door sideways she gets a lot of com fort out of the fact that she is broad minded. You may have noticed that some how or other a cross-eyed girl with a mustache never gets mixed up in any Platonic Love Affairs and that she is never the goat in an Affinity case. A SNAKE OF A MAN. Somebody poisoned my dog today; Though he never did any one ill, And so he's through with his canine play, And his wagglety tail is still; Nc more shall 1 walk in the fields with him, Along at my side to jog; And 1 don t care if my eyes dim, Somebody poisoned my dog! He was homely, I know, as a could be, are dog And only a mongrel, too; But 1 loved the old fellow and he loved me, As people and dogs may do; Nothing on earth could disturb his trust, Or his love and his faith befog; And now he lies here at my feet, in the dust Somebody poisoned my dog! He crawled to mv side and licked my hand, And then with a gasp he died; And though some people can t understand I patted his head and cried! For it isn't funny to lose a iriend, From off of this earthy cog; And he was loyal unto the end Somebody poisoned my dog! I wonder how any one could have done, This poor little fellow harm; But here he lies his race is run Though his body's still soft and warm, My life is lived on a peaceful My pace is a quiet jog, But I wish 1 could find the of a man. Who poisoned my little dog. plan; snake Listen Daughter. Listen Daughter. Your mother tells me that you and she have been talking over the matter of getting a hired girl to do the house work. She also says that she feels sure that you two could get along with the work all right, but that the young fellow who is coming around here evenings will think we are not swell enough if he knows that you and mothi r do the housework. Don't you worry about that . If he thinks such stuff, he is not good enough for you . But he looks pretty good to me and if he is half the fellow I take him to be he'll think all the more of you when he knows that you not only know how to cook and bake and mend, but that j you are on the job. So let's put up a little j game on him. The next time he comes, re- ! ceive him in your kitchen apron. Tell him to i amuse himself in the parlor for a moment un til you finish manicuring the supper dishes j I won't be here, you know. He picks out ; the long nights to make his calls So i ; wont be in the parlor toembarass him. Then, along about ten o'clock ask him if he wouldn't like a bite ot lunch. He'll insist that It will be too much trouble, but you tell him he may coir 'inn? and help Any man in the world Will fall for that. He'll trafl along after you to the kitchen. You'll have the stage all set and the proper costumes ready: The cos tumes will consist of two aprons, one for you and one for him. Oh, he will put it on. If there is anything a young feliow will fall for it's the kitchin apron and a job doing nothing but keeping out of the way. Then you get the lunch ready. Tell him to slice the bread and no matter how he butchers it, tell him it's fine. Ask him if he can make a salad dressing. If he says he can, let him go to it. And you praise it to the skies. Ask him for the receipe. Tell him you'll keep it a secret What would you like foi a wedding present? THE LAST LAUGH. William Allen White's story "What's the Matter with Kansas?'' in the Satur day Evening Post, has been, by this time, pretty thoroughly discredited. Many ol the statements made by the gifted writer have been found to be inaccurate and the major part of his arguments have been punctured until they are seive-like. Evidently the author is proud of Kan sas, or wants people, especially Kansas people, to believe he is. Judging from his statements Kansas had drawn into its confines the double-distilled extract of everything that was good; thru out e very- atom of badness and then built a high fence around a regular little Heaven-on-earth. He boasted about the big crops of Kansas, the per capita wealth of Kansas, the number of automobiles in Kansas and almost succeeded in making everyone believe that Kansas was whollv rich as well as richly holy. But he overdid it. And his home town, Emporia, is the goat For years the College of Emporia has been largely supported by means of donations from wealthy easterners, who imagined they were assisting "a poor little college on the wind-swept prairies. When these rich patrons read Mr. White's clever, but misleading article they withdrew their subscriptions. This year the College of Emporia must "Iook to home'' for the annual donation of $200,000 which used to come out of the East. Washburn College, originally a Congregational school, has been, from the beginning supported by the gener osity of wealthy members of that sect living in New England. She too has been told that she must look elsewhere for her $200, 000 annual donation and that a rich state like Kansas ought not to go begging for support for her institu tions So 4 'Bill" White is not as popular in Emporia as he was the week after "What's the Matter with Kansrs?" was published. McCai.l A Bold Robbery. Raymond Fair, a young white man, was arrested shortlv before midnight Sunday night a moment after he had broken a plate glas window in Berneau's jewelry store and taken about $150 worth of jewe lry. Three police officers who were going down South Elm street heard the crash of breaking glass when the two doors above the jewelry store and tcok Fair in custody before he had time to cross the sidewalk. ROOMS FOR RENT Three de sirable rooms furnished at 213 E. Washington street. BUYIX.TQ-DAY R MECHANICS MAGAZINE For Father and AND ALL THE FAMILY Two and a half million readers f.nd Hi cf absorbing interest. Everything La it L- Written So You Can ader stand It j We sell 400,000 copies every month without i giving premiums end have no solicitors. Ant ! newsdealer will shew you a copy; or write the i puDusner ior iree sample a postal wni do. S.SO A YEAR 15c A com Popular Mechanics Magazine i J 6 No. Michigan Ave., CHSOACO A Number of New Styles for the Women Folks McCau McCaij, McCall fi McCall NEWS FROM RANDLEMAN. Randleman, Feb. 22. The Ba aca and Philathea classes of Naomi Methodidt church have recently re organized with increased interest and attendance. They have made specific plans to assist in material improvement of the church, The Philathea class gave an enjoyable Washington tea Saturday evening from 8 to 11 o'clock. A number of the townspeople were present and enjoyed the good things the class served. J. J. Farlow with his road force, have about finished the grading of the Randolph Guilford road as far north as the southern part of our little town. Since the rain has ceased the new grade is packing nicely, where it has been used, and is now in good shape. The friends and entire community deeply sympathize with Rev. G. H. Christenberry in the recent affliction of his wife, who will within the next few days be carried to a sanatorium for treatment. Robert deal, a student of Guilford College, spent the week-end at home with his parents. Mrs. Walter Bunch, of Asheboro, visited relatives here Saturday and Sunday. A. B. Beasley, cashier of the Peo ple's bank, is taking his holiday to day in Asheboro. Terrible Russian Defeat Confirmed. Suwalki, Poland, Saturday, Feb. 20. (Via Berlin arm London, Feb. 23, 4:50 p. m.) The German forces under Field Marsh?! Hindenbnrg, by hard fighti 2 and extraordinary marches, inflicted such a striking defeat on the Russians opposed to then) in the recent battle of the Mazurian Lakes country, that the Russian remnants are a negligible quantity in the operations now in progress. The Russians killed and wounded in the four days fighting are estimated at 30,000 men. Over 60,000 Russians, out of a total of 150,000 engaged, are prisoners in German hands The fighting has been described as the February campaign in East Prussia and North Poland, and it is regarded here as a second Tannen berg. The Russians, composing the Tenth Army, were commanded by General Sievers. By skillful use of the railroads at his disposal and by the sacrifice of entire battalions in order to bring off a few guns, he succeeded in saving a greater part of the artillery, but no fewer than 60,000 of his 150,000 men already are counted among the German prisoners, while the Russians killed and wounded in the four days battle I and the subsequent running fights ; are estimated at 30,000. 1 American Cotton Steamer Carib is Sunk by Mine. Berlin, Feb 23- Via London, Feb ! 24, 3:14 a. m. The German Admi ralty has communicated a memoran dum to Commander Walter R. Gher ardi, the American naval attache, pointing out that the destruction of the American steamers Evelyn and Carib was due to their not following the course prescribed by the German Admiralty to a point northwest of Helgoland. The memorandum reiterates the assurance of the Cerman govern ment as to the safety of the prescrib ed course. Captain Smith, ot the Evelyn, has been asked for a report as to the lo cality of the disaster. This report is expected to show w hether the Evelyn wandered within the defen sive German mine fields or whethe he struck mines laic" by a belligerent ower other than Germany. liiflliiiifiiitunininiinnnnninnnnni jBoeis the Answerfirt WebsterS New International The Merriam Webster Every day in your talk and reading, at home, on the street car, in the office, shop and school you likely question the mean ing of some new word. A friend asks: "What makes mortar harden?" You seek the location of Loch Katrine or the pronun ciation of Jujutsu, What is white coal? This New Creation answers all kinds of questions in Language, History, Biography, Fiction, Foreign Words, Trades, Arts and sciences, with anal authority 400,000 Words. 6000 Illustrations. Coat $400,000. 2700 Pages. The only dictionary with s the new divided page, char acterized as "A Stroke of Genius." India Paper Edition; On thin, opaque, strong, India paper. What a satis faction to own the Merriam Webster in a form so light and so convenient to use ! One half the thickness and; weight of Regular Edition. Regular Edition : On strong book paper. Wt 14 lbs. Sue 128 x 8 x 6 inches. Write for ipeclmea pagaa. utanmuni, esc, Mention tW publication and receiva FHEBtM of pock HEARUN GO, g m m mu ti m i. l M il III 1 HIH'm I WW 9 v s A HERO OF ROMANCE V V 3 8 V HI 13y E. M. BANG3. He did not look it. Even Jotham Hubbard himself, as he viewed his un lovely reflection in the cracked mir ror of his room up under the farm house eaves, even he could but ac knowledge that he was indeed as Aunt Sarah said, "As homely as a hedge fence." There was no gainsaying the fact, and as poor Jotham turned from the sight of his large features, and red hair, he sighed. He was used to being plain, but since encountering the mocking black eyes of Mattie Buxton, life had taken on a somber tint never known before. Her laughing scorn was no coy, maidenly coquetry. He realized that. He would do something rash; he felt just like it. He would go to Bos ton! This wild scheme he put into ex ecution, and soon the little New Eng land village of his birth knew him no more. Once really arrived at the metropo lis things began to happen. On reach ing the city by boat, the harbor scenes so interested him that he walked about the wharves for a time, forget ting everything save the fact that he was seeing the world. As he stood watching a steamer about to sail for a southern port, a taxi drew near, and two men alighted. The younger man was white and thin as if from recent illness. As they stepped from the cab a mes senger boy met them. "Mr. West over?" he inquired. . The elder man nodded, whereupon a letter was handed to him. He tore it open and scanned its contents.- "Here's a pretty go!" he exclaimed. "Simonds has met with an accident, and can't go with you." "Can't go?" echoed the other. "Well, I'll go without him, then." "I don't like you to go alone, Ralph, you're not strong enough." ilT ..... nonsense, protested the young man. "I'm all right." Jotham drew nearer. "Was you was you lookin' for somebody to sort & look out for this young feller?" he inquired, Westover senior turned a searching glance upon the young stranger. "Are you going on this steamer?" he asked then. "I I'm thinkin' of it." Five minutes later an agreement had been completed. Jotham was to ac company Ralph Westover in his search for health. On the day following their arrival In the strange southern city, the two men were out seeing the town. Suddenly they became aware of a commotion and then they saw a pair of horses at tached to a carriage tearing madly to ward them. . Women screamed. Alone in the carriage was a young girl, grasp ing with all her might the seat and side of the vehicle. Jotham looked, and before his companion guessed his intention, he had bounded into the street, and with an agile spring grasped the bridle of the near horse. It was at the risk 6f life and limb, or so it appeared to Westover. On the following morning a boy came to the hotel inquiring for "Mas ts h Hubba'd." Westover had told his companion's name to some of the spectators of the rescue of the previous day. The boy brought a note from Miss Carter beg ging him to call that she might thank him in person. Jotham groaned. "You go," he en treated; "tell her you're the man. She didp't see who 'twas, 'tain't likely." ""Not much," laughed Westover, "you don't catch me strutting around in borrowed heroism." A compromise was at length ar- ranged, and Westover agreed to ac company and stand by his friend dur ing the dreadful ordeal. Miss Carter's home was a fine, old southern mansion, and the drawing room, into which the two young men were shown, seemed the acme of lux ury to at least one of them. A mo ment later Dorothy Carter appeared, a not unattractive girl, wearing a white gown. "Two?" she questioned doubtfully. "Which one am I to thank?" Westover pushed the blushing Joth am forward and that young man man aged to take her proffered hand with the words, "I'm Jotham Hubbard, but you needn't thank me. That's all right." "Indeed, but I shall. Bring the I lights," continued the girl, turning to a 'maid. "I want to see clearly my brave and handsome rescuer." Jotham gasped. "Oh," he stam mered, "don't think that. I ain't han' som. I I expect I'm 'bout as home ly as they make 'em." "Then we'll speak of your bravery," the girl returned. 'That is not to be denied." Miss Carter was deeply interested in hearing about life in the north, and it took a second, even a third call for Jotham to tell all she wished to hear. It seemed, indeed, that Jotham's bravery had quite blinded the girl to his physical defects, or, it may be that the proverbial blindness of love alone was enough. But the young man came, was seen, and conquered. Extract from a letter written by Ralph Westover to his father: "Well, the great event has taken place, and this morning I acted as best man at the wedding of Dorothy Carter and my esteemed friend, Jotham Hubbard. Who would have thought it when we saw him standing valise in hand the day of our first meeting? Talk about comparing truth with fiction! The lat ter will have to take a back seat. If Jotham Hubbard is not a hero of ro mance, what is he?" TALKING AT DINNER. A Chinese Suggestion That One Per son Should Do It All. As a rule, a dinner conversation is seldom worth remembering, which is a pity. Man. the most sensible of all animals, morflfc readily leans to non sense than to rational discourse. Per haps the flow of words may be as steady as the eastward flow of the Yangtzekiang In my own country, but the memory remains only a recollec tion of a vague, undefined what? The conversation, like the flavors provided by the cooks, has been evanescent. Why should not hostesses make as much effort to stimulate the minds of their guests as they do to gratify t heir palates? What a boon it would be to many a bashful man sitting next to a woman with whom he has nothing in common if some public entertainer during the dinner relieved him from the necessity of always thinking as to what he should say next! How much more he could enjoy the fine dinners his hostess has provided and as for the woman, what a number of sup pressed yawns she might avoid! To take great pains and spend large sums to provide tasty food for people who cannot enjoy it because they have to talk to one another seems a pity. Let one man talk to the crowd and leave them leisure to eat is my sugges tion. Wu Ting Fang. Late Chinese Minister to United States, in Harper's Monthly. CLOVE APPLES. Spicy Odored Ornaments That Were Once Quite Common. The manufacture of clove apples, common in the days of our grandmoth ers, is very simple. Tou can take an apple, the rounder and sounder and bigger the better, and into it stick cloves as thickly as possible, with only the heads showing and forming a close continuous surface all over. Put it in a drawer or on a mantelpiece or whatnot, and time will do the rest. The clove apple becomes dry and cu riously hard, maintains its form per fectly and acquires an approximation of immortality if carefully protected, of course, from accidents and children. The latter, if memory serves, were wont to annoy the grandmothers of clove apple days by decapitating the cloves or, if especially mischievous, by working at one of them till it came out whole. Either achievement, when dis covered, as it alwaps was soon, caused indignant oratory always and "wrong stories" not infrequently. The exact purpose of the clove ap ple, whether it was valued as a curio or as the source of a pleasant, spicy odor, the present commentator does not remember, if he ever knew. In value, however, it ranked well up with the shells brought from foreign strands by seafaring husbands and sons, and both were about equally durable. New York Times. A Busy Man. A customer of a large downtowu tailoring establishment was getting service out of a suit of clothes he had not paid for. Statement after state ment was sent to the customer and finally a letter informing the man that unless he paid his bill the matter wouhf be put In the hands of the com pany's attorney. That awakened the customer. He hastened to the store and demanded to see the head of the company. He asserted the only reason for not paying the bill was that he had been so busy with other af fairs that he had overlooked his debt to the tailoring company. "Why, see here," he emphatically told the president of the company, "just to show you how busy I have been I brought this telegram along. I got that telegram day before yester day, but I haven't had time to open it yet" Minneapolis News. Domitian Swatted Flies. The original "swat the fly" man was Domitian, Roman emperor from 81 to 96 A. D. History records little good of Domitian, but it does say that be an ticipated the anti-fly movement by more than 1,800 years. Maltreating the buzzing pests was his favorite amuse ment, it is recorded, but be was not animated by a desire to save babies' lives or avert epidemics. One biographer says of the old Romnn that "one of his favorite pastimes was hunting and killing flies." and Sueto nius, the famous historian, wrote thus of Domitian: "In the beginning of his reign he used to spend daily an hour by himself in private, during which time he did nothing else but catch flies and stick them through the body with a sharp pin." New York Tribune. Rail Splitting. Finished splitting the winter's rails about sixty. Have never been able to determine whether they split best from top or butt. Sometimes one sw ceeds. sometimes the other. In split ting posts the usual plan is for the men to face each other, one slowly ad vancing while the other backs awn) and the blow of each into the cleft loosening his partner's ax. From "A Farmer's Note Book." Curious Water Supply. A curious form of water bole i found in the deserts of Western Aus tralia. The hole is dry by day, but yields an abundant supply of water by night. The flow of water is preceded by weird hissing and bounds of rushing air. But It Is Easier. If It were only easier to smile and praise than it is to gr;wl and criticise many a rough mile of life's journey would be smoothed. Milwaukee tineL V BWiHiiiiniliiHlillllilillilljifllllU