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"the MoxftoK jornvvi, ranuv. wynmtnt. go. mio. i . THIS MOXUOK MAN HAS HAP fcO.MK KXrF.UlF.M F. ltU-ll U Al.I.Y He H Observed Flection Frauds in the KM. WH ami South in His; Day. i To the Editor ot The Journal: : Polities make strange bedfellows. fcave had them myself while slumping the country in strange hotels! : I used to be in politics for Ta.nuia-! Iiv once in New York, at so much per politic! I would have been there still It I could have invented some other way to shae. On election day when I first voted I had a fine full beard. At nine I had a nice Vandyke. At ten I had a moustache and Imperial. At eleven I had an nice rncleSaiu tuft At noon 1 was clean shaved. There are surely a lot of ways to vote cue ticket Et aitfereut places. If I could have invented one more way to fix myself I belie e I couid have been mayor of New York. 15 voting for myself. Let s see: I hsd five wavj to vote, and 1 only voted fit twentv-seven precincts each tiuu. which" made 625 votes at n-e dollars each, or a total of o.l23 per ekcucu dav certain, and scum tinier it nut ..'. to $4. . Thai's what I call an hon fi din's work. What do you think? I was tired ot pohticfvins ill .f ; York, as in the first place the price of ' votes went down, and the lenpth of sentences for lakinu won up; so I came to North Carolina. v!.ere when I cheat tin nesroes out of ttieir votes, and swindle the other Republicans, it is accounted to ire tr i ithteotisness. You see 1 am set tins particular .n my old a-e. Even in ihis state they can $.ive the New Yorkers points. For instance m one place, which shall he nameless, m the mountains. 1 assisted at a little swnee in the election lm which was manaued like this: We had tour! judges of election. Three were down- 1 Stairs in the body of the liven stab.e where the voting precinct was. and one upstairs. The man upstairs was, "in cainera-obseura." of course. He was furnished with a bo identical, with the box below stairs. The pre-, finct was almost solid Republican, end when each man cave m and vot ed the jiuU'e below stairs said m a loud voice, -Mr. So and So votinu. end the nidi up sti'.-r ci;l...!y depos ited in his box one Demount ic ticket. The two pemotralic .indues ;.t the clos-e of day then uu:;e,tcl ih.H all and take a drink. They cart fully locked the door, utter turnu.t: even one out. and wish the liepubhcnn JucUe. went to the Hack .U ihe s'.ii'le, l:i the tiaikuess, ;i..i mere th- on i..i i,muihr:i gallon )UK ol "lllte l-.i-htn'riK. While tli suit of the election, or mho says it aint fair, can settle with my triena nere, and he pointed to his shootins iron. There were no disputants, but Oh vou polities'. At an election in Wyoming I over heard the following conversation be tween the circuit rider and one of the bovs: . Where were you born." asked the I Methodist minister. . ! -Death Gnleah." remarked the i Cowboy. ' "Christian parents. I suppose, said the parson. Sure," was the answer. "What persuasion?'- went on the minister. , The cowboy hesitated, scratched the ground with his spur, blew out a lone blast of smoke from his cigarette and said. -Same as mine. Smith and Wesson." The minister collapsed, il.e cow man had mixed tip persuader and per suasion. At a Co!oradrt election. "Mr. Jones ou are sure;. , , . the prohibition ticket." -Sure." says Jones, but I'm dry as shin " -That'- nice of you. U.:i over home; Jack has a bottle of re.,l pod whiskey." Oh vou politics! - The Innocent Abroad. DR. S. A. ALEXANDER VETERINARIAN The late Dr. Watt Ash craft office. Office Phone 113. Res. 53-J DR. R. L. PAYNE, PHYSICIAN AND smtiiwN Office over Union Drug Co. Telephone 4rt-J. ill ii FOK A I TO CAM. No. 3. (Jood Cars. Caivful Drivers. II. C." I UN SON. JUNK Wanted We are always in the market fot Iron, metal of all kinds, bones, paper, ptc Open every day. MONIIOK lHON MKTAL CO' Near FreieM Depot M. C. Howie i:i FCTr.icAi. covnacron The years of satisfactory work that we have done for the people of Monrce is the best recommend ation for any one seeking an elec trical contract. We solicit yours on the basis of this reputation. W.C i .I: -in ca takes stairs, ill its Ol!," .avia" ui'sian box f"oii. and dcpec-if ; lace. tri'.'tlds c;,,i ,e w:.s . :l :.umii- on in m Uau been s down and :.,i'S 11,1- tnie for ha. i.m: the vote. H lvwocratie. x fviencK theie v eif i..'c in that i!lat-e :lu.t nW'-.l tin ti dei ! here. Tlo-ie h- ii .t vi in., ,,i et tier ' ,1 nua.-. CORNS and CALLOUSES Get a bottle from your dnisnist It's Ciiiaranteed. 5 HI! STANLY SlI.I'S l t. AlbeinarlP. - N. C. t.V . Mate Rrou jj -trri. r - '1 I 3 -'-Tvy Mils. (,li(. i. SiOYAI.I., W :2 I raukin St. Hj S.-4S.J y l will peo- ' irai- cr." o'C, than you eei ne.nu. Vn in Virsiuia. I'olliics are .-iiaiie sometime-,. K.r insiar.c they have a rettulaiic.it ! ,'u'r' '; A lml". h" ; to be able to read and explain at .east , cne paragraph of the consii'.unoii ot , the state. One day I was around vhen the board was uuulilyin.L voters I'p conies a man and they took his r.ame. etc.. and one of the !,ialiders reuiarUed to him casually, you re a ; rer-.ncrat." The man said -Certainly , lam." wherranon te-ehniiumn ol I he, board said, "Kead that." and pointed, I, a paragraph of the const. tut ion which lay primed in t.iu .pe oi the table The candidate read stiiinhlinp 1v -There shall be a Governor and ( Li'eu.enant Governor." "Do you know ,-hat that means?" the chairman as ed. "Sullenly 1 do. sah'. said tne pian It means that there shall be a Governor like Mr. Hope Tyler is now. to rule the state." That will do." said the cha.nnan. Up comes another man. "Nou re a Republican," remarked the sain b standor as before. "I sure am, said lh "Kead "i hat." said the chairman The state shall have the ritiht ot eminent domain," read the man clear " " "Whafi that?" asked the chair man. -Damfiuo." said the candidate for" voting honors. "Sorry but under the law m vou cannot read and inter pret a paragraph of the consn.ut.on of the state of Virginia, you are dis qualified as a voter." The man w , , ' "What does that mean.' the bv-, zander asked the chairman. Dam-j flno" said the chairman, but l was told' to ask all the Republican, that farapraph. rth vou politics! M v ne ;t observation of the working of 'the political machine as ' the creat state of Kentucky. E Just before election day. the friend at vliose home 1 was t otM.inp -ed from a messier a note and this fs how U read: "We . indewand .hat vou are tixins to vote for Mr.- -Cut it out. or you will have a Msit front the committee." ' T asked friend why he shot; 1 not allow the committee to visit hnu. He explained that the committee was B body of gentlemen who rode out at nlchts for their health, and incident r called on people who did not vote as they wanted then, and administer ed a coat of tar and feathers of a se vere castration." Oh vou politics. V. ..h mm! inn. 1 innocently .k"d: "I the 'Republican party Jo1t in this r.ater; fnd . he man from whom I en uire .u.,... londerlnplyand said; "Only ... , It's dead; been dead a long time ';.?",. , ..,,, rt ml innocently apa.n. :n:.. .v. ,... vote the sure y .o ui, , ,i..uot "Thcv may. h r.77.M Ohio. Here they are too huv on election day to vote. Oh you politics! ... in one of the coun ties. It was the day before elect .on I was in the courthouse and to n.j inmrise fotumlttes was f.ts.ng up the m . nnt l PUD e,T.," ,..,:,"",That elect. Bill there .i,..i,"f tab" treasurer, and Whitney rut i " - unaitenf fit f " i romnrted. "But tO- 1 lllliwcuiij 1 ' . . .. ti i. oioMinn rfav." "That a all murium io jvti-'w.. ... . n v cald one. "We will be too buny to worry with it. Rodeo, on and anyone who doesn't like the re- AUTO Tractor School LanierUniversily Co-Educational Uepo:.,.. an AUTO or T K AC I Oil Mb CHAMC. "TRAINED MEN" in Heat demand. Hi- position open. Be a leader-a master. Arm and Tractor Mechanics earn $.,Oii lii tttMMH Annually We guide vou step by step. You learn to do by doinjj. Short courses Terms reasonable. Diplomas con ferred Don't delay. Kull informa tion free. Send for it "NOW". Enter .ta.i. 1st or any time. Write also for Law, rharmary. Business Courses. Music. Literary Courses, Expression and Domestic Science, i These last courses open to women also. I I. AM lilt t'NTVERslTY, Allan!:., tin. DR. P. M. ABERXETHY VETERIXARIAN Office: Fowler & Lee Stable Monroe, X. C. Phone 308. Residence Phore 159-J. i:l-.Stl K OK LAND. By virtue ot an order made by R. W. Leiuuiond. Esq.. Clerk of the Su perior Court of Union County la the Special Proceeding entitled "Anna L. Garland. Administratrix, et al. Charlea F. Garland, the Sike Com panv. tt al." the undersigned will on Nat unlay. January UK 12 o'rkHk in., at the Court House door in Monroe. X C, sell at public auction to the highest bidder the following tracta of land, lying and being in Buford Township, adjoining the lands of K. B. Laney. the Huntley land and oth-' era. and bounded a follows: Ki.i tract: Beginning at a stone In an old road by hickory and 2 P. O'a. Garland's comer, and runs with 2 of C. arland s lines, 1st S. IT E. 75-100 chs. to a stone in said line by a hick ory and 2 P. O s. a corner of division; thence a division line due Kast 23.65 cbs. to a stone in Huntley's line by 3 pines; thence with said line N. 19 1-2 K. 5.23 chs. to a White OakSouth .lid near a spring: thence S. 72 1-2 K S.t.O chs. to a stone about 40 links -t.uth of Buck Branch; thence N. ' 1-2 K. i; ."0 chs. to a pine knot and stene bv P. O. & V. a division co.--:er ami in Huntley's line; thence due West with K. B. Laney's line 34. SO chs. to a stone in J. A. Garland's line bv B. C. and 3 pines; thence with 2 his lines. 1st S. 6 W. S.23 chs.. to a sione, 20 links X of a P. O. pointer; 2nd. S. 13 E. Mo chs. to .he befiluaing. containing 56.31 acres, more or less, save and except in n..,v. viiieh nar.lv used as a grave yard and is hereby set apart tor use of said Laney lamiiy anu ior u i.f while nersons onlv. ' SECOND TKACT: Adjoining the lands of Caswell Williams, V. U. Kobertson. S. A. Williams and oth ers, and bounded as follows: Bet-inning at a pine stake. Cas wiilimin corner bv 2 hickories, p O. nnd dead pine, and runs with his line & S. A. Williams' line S. 4 2-4 W. 123 3-4 poles to a pine knot In Koberison's line by 3 B. J.. Wiatt Bibb's corner; thence wit pine stump bv B. J.. P. O.. U. O.. pine nnd dog wood; 2nd, S. S 1-2 W. 105 poles to a P. O. slump and pine knot. CO links North of a drain by a P. O. and 3 pints: thence with K. A. Armfield's line X. 71 3-1 K- 47-6 Voles to a small P. 0. and pine knot by a P. O. . i .... t n i. v' pnr H lino pines, n-u, U net thence with 4 of her lines. 1st. P X. 17 1-4 K. m.60 poles to a stone. a 'little L of the wagon road in the field: 2nd. X. 87 3-4 W. o poles to a ioiie in an old road: 3rd. X. 43.t'.0 poles to a stone. 20 links X. W. of a '. O. poiniirs; 4th. X. " 3-4 i: 101. 2o poles to a pine knot and Pile of stones in or near Adolphus Parker's line bv 4 pines; thence with said Parker's line X. 6 1-4 W. !? poles, passing her and Caswell Williams corn, r stake nt about & 2-4 poles to .he be-Mt'iiins. containing 108 acres, rum- or less. (See deed from C. X. Simpson to .1. A. Garlands. Hook 20. P ;"."3. in Register's office i. less 50 ncr.s sold off to James W. Williams on 1st Dec, ltUl. as follows: Beginning at a pine knot by -hickories and P. O.. Caswell II Ih'iiis' corner, and runs thence with ti-e S. A. Williams' corner, and runs thence will, the S. A. Williams line S 5 1-2 W. 20.30 chs. to n pine knot i.v 2 dogwoods, P. O. fc B. J- 1" "aid lin- thence with a new division line S. S5 1-2 E. 24.17 chs to a rock by a persimmon tree and 4 small pines in the original line; thence X. 6 1-2 : E. 20.30 chs. passing K. u. uaue i corner and with his line to a pine ; I knot and pile of stones In or near; I Adolphus Parker's line, 44 pines; i I thence with said Parker's line X. 8o ; 1-2 W. 24.75 chs., passing said Cash-, ' 'sii WiltinniK corner stake nt about i 121.60 chs. to the beginning, contain- ing 50 ncres. more or less, being a I part of the 108 acres described above (see Book 46. P. 513 in the Regis- We are running a bank for the public one that considers only you and your needs. We are not so much concerned over what we think is reasonable and proper as we are over the handling of your affairs to your entire satisfaction. if sound banking practice will permit your every wish will be granted here. IT Y. V til t I TDirs NOTICE. lla'.-it.g (iiialilied before the Clerk .ei' ihe Superior Court of i nion coun lv as eeeutor of the estate of' 'the lute .Mr. and Mrs. G. O. Kuleiiwider, this is to notify all persons bidding ciaims against the decci'.sed to pre sent them to the undersigned on or before .he 14th day of Xov., I!i20, or this notice will bar them of the right of recover). All persons-indebted to the deceased are requested, to make prompt payment. This 14th day of Nov., l!Ufl. lvDWAKIJ FCLEXWinKll, Kr. of the estate of Mr. and Mrs. G. O. Knit nwlder. Newberry, C NOTICE. North Carolina. I'nion County, Su perior Court: Fred K. Owen?. I'laln "llff. vs. Dora Owens, Defendant. The defendant above named, Dora Owen, will lake notice that an action cut il led as above has been comnieuceu i (pr,g offlfp ) in the Superior Court of Union county j T))e ,llujerspne(i Commissioner by to secure an absolute divorce on the of a R,iPpleinental order made ground of adultery; and mm tne sa.u hy J))e fm)rt ,a authorUed and em defendant will further take notice .(re(1 t0 eli 1he interest of Rll that she is required to appear at the ; '.,, jn ,he above-entitled lands, office of the Clerk of the Superior , ,..,,,,, rinwer Interest of Mrs. Court, at the courthouse in Mnnroe;iAnna Garland, and the purchaser North Carolina, on the 17th day fjwll, KPt' a g00(i fee simple title to said lands. .... . Terms of sale: 1-3 cash. 1-3 In 4 I months, and the remalnding 1-3 In I R months from th confirmation of the sale with option to the purchaser ! to nav all casli. j Bidding on the two tracts will be ! glu at $5,000. This 19th daw.of Dec., 1S1!). j A. M. STACK. Com. ! Stack 4 Parker & Craig. Attorneys. !.,,, n.-v 1150 and answer or demur to the complaint in said action, or the plaintiff will apply to the court for the relief demanded in said complaint. This 12th dav of December, 1919. R. W. I.EMMOXD. C. S. C. Stack, Parker & Craig. Attys, INI 1X1 oft as the peteled hearts of the rose from whenca its fragrance came "just little better than the one yon thought was best" that is Fsce Powder In th vord of Edith Stony. popular motion picture ttart "lt nojisit trslnnee. dainty ttUtmcm nd charm, will hnd usvikii frivndt urnons the meet duenmincuni women. Other Dv Drcm Etmdoir Crea tion are Prrlnma. Toilet Water Talc, Sachet, taep. Bohona Drug Co. n n I m reasons : VI II J J UU DIIVUIU UK Cardui, the woman's tonic, for your troubles, nave Deen snown in thousands of letters from actual users of this medi cine, who speak from personal experience. If the results obtained by other women for so many years have been so uni formly Rood, why not give Cardui a trial? Take CARDUI' l III i k Millions limn: W W a e w weew kfl 1 a. 1 IN AlA. ST-r-fi JK .MA kl bellies 1 XAJ N all my work." E-80 Mrs. Alary J. Irvin, ol Cullen, Va., writes: "About 11 years ago, I suffered untold misery with female trouble, bearing-down pains, head ache, numbness ... I would go for three weeks nlmost bent double . . . My husband went to Dr. for Cardui taking about two becan coine around and wbea i took three bottles I could do all my work." E-80 I sV ft Dr. Edward J. Williams PHYSICIAN AND RVKUEOX The lute Dr. Kubaiik's Resilience NOTICE. To the Taxpayers of Union County, North Carolina: Vnder the Revaluation Act as pass ed bv the General Assembly of North Carolina, Kesnlon of 1919, all personal properly will have to be lifted as of the ftj-sl day of January. I hereby notify all taxpayers to make an Inventory of all personal property on the first day of January, 1920, in order that they may know what property they had at that time. Merchants must take slock on the first' of January so as to know what amount or stock they had on hand to gether with the amount of open ac- itnunl. rlltp them. 1 would surest that all taxpayers take stork of all corn, wheat, oats, fodder, cotton baled and in seed, meat, lard, flour, and all provisions, live stock, watton. bi.KKies, automo biles, farming Implements and all oth er property including money on hand and In bank and any. moneys that may be due them in order that they may be able to make Intelligent returns of iwhnt they have on the Bret or janua ! rv 1920. I ' The personal proper.- will he list !ed by appointments In the different townships as heretofore. ! The places and times for listinc , personal property will be advertised 'hereafter for the different townships. so as to let the taxpayers ku i.t to-meet r.ie and my assietants. There is a severe penalty fcr uil ere to comply lh the law. Respectfully, 31. L. FLOW, County Supervisor OfBrrt eassseesassswea . at - " NATIONJ When you have Money you have Friends, Have you ever noticed that when a man is known to have money in the bank he invariably has friends, many friends? Not necessarily because he has mon ey, but because the possession of a banking account is a strong indication of his success in life and suc cessful men art always admired. AVe invite you to open an account with us today. The Savings, Loan and Trust Co. R. B. Redwinc, President. H. E. Clai k. Cashier n fv .-kauri I c a package before the war c a package during the war c a package NOW THE FLAUOR LASTS SO DOES THE PRICE! 157 Feel Like Home. 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