The fool-killer., November 01, 1916, Page Page Four, Image 4

About The fool-killer. (Moravian Falls, N.C.) 1910-1917

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November l&X
A SEBMON ON UA&D give them a Hearty welcome. The 1 that. Treat a tattler as yoi
PEOYEBBS REYISED.
ING. new-fashioned "mammas" oil would a rattler keep out of it
1 The proverbs of Pearson, the e3
good old Israel just can t manage I way.
itor of The Fool-Killer.
Jeeminv crickets! Maybe you to raise money for the heathen
2 My son. hear the instructions ot
thought I wouldn't jump a-strad- any more without, a card party or
FUNNY WORLD.
this paper, and forsake not the advice
die of society s pet sin and ride it a gamming game at tne enurcn
of its editor.
&-bug-huntin Well, youTl 'see. and the daughters oi Zion prance
3 The editor by wisdom nam iouna-
This is the funniest world I eve:
fd Thfi Fool-Killer, and by imder-
During my 37 years at knock- around among the devil's old lived in. In fact, I don't see an. (standing hath built up its oircuU-
4 The fear of the Lord is the oe-
wunu jl uave . lace ott oi tneir new ounaay wasting men tunc gumg ginning Gf wisdom, but the reading:
rtnn -rx rrrui him iv h tin i n.: x 1 1 j l. il i nnrn ' ' cm nst-ni AhAH f -r n i . -
tjjrc-wimcoo w 1 petticoats, ouarung wim me lea-1 oiAuwa dcc ouuicuuujr vi, i0j ne fool-Jvuier is runny.
of club-tooted cussedness ; dui sona learned at the church social, tool, tor you can see people act 5 A wise man readeth and hand-
my peepers have never penetrat- it m easy matter for the young the fool almost any old time yot eth to his neighbor, and a man of
ed into the hiding place of a more bucks to them a deck of the will open your eyes and look. un.dfinlEfetlQU;
useless and senseless and devil- old reliable" and go on to the See that fellow out there who unto his neighbor, "Look herel. This
inspired business than this infer- mit perhaps winding up with a thinks the way to have a Vgpod ia a good paper. Don't you want iet
'1 i-u; ii 1 .. 1 u ) j. - x i u j hi,
nai caru-piaymg uauiu nemp necK-tie or a zeDra suit. time , is to ium up uu guuu n-
Whpn T Sfte a firanff QI DOOZy- WViAn U onmoa rt loTriyir navAa lkft,, 11Tlt.il hf WOlllfl hft rftflflv to
' ' - t -j nui'" " wjj-lvo iuo, j 1 a strange DaDer
breathed bummers gathered a- j dont know seven up" from strip naked on the street, wallow L 0 a stranger' '
round an old dirty taoie or goou- thirteen down in the celler, and if m a mud-noie witn a nog, snaue 8 Say not to the club-raiser,
7 And why wilt thou be cheated by
and pay thy money
Go,
box; when I see the cigar and a man should offer to learn me I'd hands with a dog or sleep with and come 'again tomorrow, and f wilt
cigarette smoke curling aDove knock nim down and stomp him. a skunk, and couldn't tell a craw- f u c
. 0 . . , . it I I r. i i - A i "i i i j- m th y nocket.
nsn ironi a iwo-ianed eiepnani, 9 A fnnnv rr mvfith ft elari ah-
their heads like an old woman
burning a plant-bed, and strong
enough to stifle a polecat, I can
always guess what they are do-
A SEEMON ON TATTLERS. It would take a fool from Fool- scriber, but a foolish paper is a heari-
ville with whiskers on him to beat ness to the reader.
TflttlA. that feUow at acting th fool. Yet 10 Tne fining pot iSNfor silver and
aavaxv J. w y -V- -a-fUfiAj Cj " "
ing. They have got a bunch of old trap , The Fool-Killer is out af- you can see plenty of these fellows K&e WHe ThQ F01
greasy paste-Doams max iooj iiive ter your scaip tnls trip, you m every town, ana some 01 you 11 As vinagar to the teeth, and a
they had been used tor snipping- 0 long-tongued social viper mi ?M see one by peeping in the smoke to the eyes, so is The Fool
tag's to send a nisrerer baby's arifi npmhhnrhnnH rmiafmnA if lookinff-elass. Killer to the rascals and hypocrites.
, laundry to hell and back It's a don't want me, to run a red- And take that girl who thinks maVpto In
sight to see them double up over not pitchfolk through your old she would be ruined if she did not advance.
those old nasty cards and smoKe siliny tongue, you had better dress m tne "latest style,77 some- 13 Commit th..y nickles and dimes to.
and cuss and play. One feller reel in about 85 yards of it and times wearing hats as big as a tub, my pocketbook, and thy subscription
grabs up the bunch and flips off tie a blanket over your mouth. and again wearing a skull-cap, 8hfJl in.?I?e-u
little bunches to the other fellers. The tattler's tongue is the parading in short skirts, low Fool-ianer showeth wisdom and h
inen tney ail piCK up meu nearest approach to perpetual snoes, transparent nose and nait that getteth subscribers is wise,
bunches and look at them and say motion that has ever been dis- a waist, making of herself a gaz- : .
Dam" and throw them down a- covered- It is loose at both ends ing-stock for every leer-eyed There is a kind of cloth on the
gain. They keep that up tor hours, an(j Hmber in the middle, and pants-wearing scallawag in town, market called -"duck." If a -body
' and it seems to be awtul interest- forked poison plays over it like iNOW n wuid take some actor" pad a suit oi that cl'-ta ani it
in. But the only effect such a lightning on a telegraph wire. to act a bigger fool than that, yet was a good fit, wouldn't that be
performance ever had on me was it js the devil's Jewsharp, and plenty of girls are doing that fool a duck-lit?
to nil me with an unspeanaoie he plays on ft all the time. ac riSnt along, and think it is
disgust and a profound pity for The' only thing a tatler knows "illst lovely. 7 'The Curry-Comb.
such a set of infernal fools. I to talk about is her neighbors,
would hate to be that hard push- an(j she never lets one escape,
ed for enjoyment, and I would if sne hears somethinsr ffood a-
hate to be so low down that I bout somebody she is very are-
couid get enjoyment out or mat fui to forget it,
OLD MAN GEUMPUS.
The owners of the various arma
ment trusts are all mighty good
church members, and of course
they are praying for peace just
ike every thiDg. All who believe
it, please stand on your heads till
I can count you.
Some kind of a flea-bitten fool
but anvthino; whr rlisa'ranpQ
oj. a same x wuum lawuc lflat can De twisted into a scan- by living in its has kidnapped
a hound pup and spin around like dal is her greatest, delight.
. , . iTT , , - o tiouu tucyiiici cilIU mail- oi, x A ,
a pair of winding blades trying begins early and talks late, and aged to smear his ignorance over Short f rmon1s ar not only
to catch my own tail. I would the more she tells it the bigger two sheets of paper, and-then i Plar, but they pro-
ramer siana out m tne suiisiime nt nrets. nnti snmfi lnnn.ftnf lifa Woii Z uuuc tne ust, results. 11 &
all day and admire my shadow. hs wrecked hv th noison nf a t,, kw preacher can't strike oil in for-
real enjoyment 1 would ratn- tattler a tona-ue.
For
1 ,;a oci.. py minutes boring, he has either
er spend my time sticking my A tattler ia n-nssin. a 0 t, A: Sot poor gimlet or else he is
unr m a iuu 01 watr ana pun- is a liar; and a liar is the devil's morbid mess of malignant mouth tY1 P-
uig it oiu aim xuuKmg xur uie nux. yaiier dog. ings, which he lries to demoiish Strange as it mav seem Thft
I would rather do most any fool WTiprvAr vm finri o iIdi. n n 1 ,1 . as lz may seem, ine
- - v - v v.. 4-i.-i-a.v4. u Lab tivyi. 1 1 n m m nil u rn v wnrLT wit 11 r taii iiiji. i i .
tbina vnn nnl TnPntirtn than t.nU.,, fl,, .1,. :7 r.7 ?- iJX niuxuucui rom-iuuer does not believe 1
C T " 3r "VT" 7 T; " Oiow rrom his anonymous fist. kiUinsr Deonle-literallv. Tt. nn.
besotted, devil-possessed and and then- Iverybodv rfad and wWT oil fT" USi ly.-Wnts to ,klU ? the f "?lis.h-
" I j vvi iiiiici I ix"oo m DeoDie and let evervhndv
x - - -
God-forsaken card player.
m a good humor.
When a card player starts into And sav. n m w.w HTT V "Li I'. ' l ana De nappy. C'an yoD
the business, he .usuaUy plays wearing Gabbyjaeks, I ain't onma isTi "T Zv.'ma W1M
for fan-Hd11,a?gh where though till I give your old rusty & brlaThofl o his pot! A school teacher in a Western
wfTV 19 VUM slmlmsJ!a few w.hacks- I metal character and leave him town wrote the word "damper
can t cracK. Jtsut ot course tne oia some of vour kind of tnttl
,i -i i i j j 4. I i . -ivvim Li-iu wag to uuj.u, as oiiaiie-1 tne umcnuuiira and' asKed a
uevn ndb got some Kind oi an at- who are just as bad as the Detti-
rcahrddean TT" lhSVId 00al Vari6t' nd yU OTery 0116 Thardly ever pay any that word in t. teTsome de-
S Tf 1 to thL orPhanyietteS liberation the boy wrote: "Our
l. i r x a -,,OUme uuckbi oi mua. that come struggling in from no- teacher is dampeMicular."
tJtJ0? f, hS Pr f ...If' d0n your hateful pic- where without Swner, but I -
HW rf, Tw Tir Si" :6 t your merely mentio-n this case in order I And now Bryan has stolen the
m6 5 ; wUu TCfl- , : ""S"c"s PPPea open to to ask Mister Grampus to send Prohibition patty's thunder and
&&Z& Z,!' --eand addres, I wanl trotted oS : with i, It beats the
er knives abound! plied by four times the knSh of if! m a ?0-.5 5le to d'ckenS hat l0saes these Politi"
Satr, ti,. ... S, r1?.!3 J-te Ien?th ?f P1111 down over his head before a wans are, anyhow.
VXAV vuumiluu i.,i.w.iyvu.j. vcuuiuuus tuiigues ana PUD- I pat-mrrl t1tipVj if fn. nAto Km.
player of the universe, and he al- lished in The Tattler's Trumpet. Z P a Poke-ber-
ways holds a ful hand. He has which circulates all
nitiuuuuea into society and the world. Sav. Mister, her h snnih bein the RprmWiVflTia Q
church a number of new and Friends, beware, nf the taf. UnpaHrvn Va Lwi au xt- a
i ' w imv- muvumuu jwu vcj-i aixisvTCi. v line i viuiw. x v u occ will 1N1CK OWH9
The Democrats and the devil
are happy. But it came very near
icapcciauio earn ffames. Thev tier's tancm
i ... i o uxuu vyi- hvt i ruiu v-uueo cuuia: t i ill k i t'f 1 1 1 1 1 i uuiu uai irin no to n n r-r-rr vv
nave high-sounding names and man who will WTrWte ntr h,lonrr ft . n;;" I maHn. i,:.L t, , 11 J
lnnlr Qrt ir,r 4-l. l.l.x.j i - . , V. , , uoununuu, r1"1 W.U1CU wm- -DUt SOmft 01
:r Vl,, tUrtt W to you will backbite you does the Constitution belong to us ain't as easily satisfied as th
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