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ROCKINGHAM ?OST-DISPATCH, RICHMOND COUNTY, N. C.
PAGE ELEVEN
WILMINGTON
WEEK
Automobile Show
AND
Industrial Exhibit
Under Auspices of Wilmington Chamber of Commerce
ALL EASTER
Beginning Tuesday night April 6th and every afternoon
and night for the rest of the week.
Big Display of Automobiles, Trucks andTractors.
Giant Exhibition of Industrial Devices f or Home
and Farm.
In Gorgeous Decorative Setting
Daily Appearance of the Famed
Royal Scotch Highlanders Band
native l
COSTUME
THREE - NOTED SOLOISTS - THREE
Follow the Red Arrow upon
Reaching TheXity.
POUR POUNDS AHJ?
' A Q.UARTER . FROM THE
iay hc juiced mousvr
HE HEGHEP TEA
WEIGH HIM
Ov MY
KITCHEN
SCALES;
THBY'RE
ACCURATE
fooicezr A SIX POUNDER
YESTERDAY, SWT ME
sznr ahaAY.
'M GON TO fiT SCALES
ON THB END OF A1Y
JAlA-MAHS
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II y. If II I r I I LASP- fff I
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A FISH STORY.
Fisherman; "When I was out the other day I hooked the finest bass I ever saw.
I had to play him for thirty minutes and just as I was lifting him
into the boat he got away. It nearly broke my heart, he was
such a beauty-weighed just six and a quarter pounds."
"How do you know what he weighed," spoke up a friend, "you say
he got away?"
Fisherman: "Why, by the SBALES on his back, of course."
Now if we were all like this bass we wouldn't need the stock of scale we
are now carrying. We have a scale for every need, and a good scale is often
needed, and always a good investment.
Everett Hardware Company
Rockingham, N. C.
M NEAREST, nritfp
A Southerner In one of the canton
ments below the Mason and Dixon line,
when called up for examination, was
tsked :
"What Is your nearest living rela
tive?"
"What you mean, 'relative,' mlsterf
returned the recruit
"Oh, I mean your nearest living kins
folk." i
'Wal, that's my aunt you're talking !
bout" I
Several other questions were an
swered satisfactorily, when there
came:
'In case of death or accident, who
thai! be notified r
"My mother;" Immediately came from
the selectman.
"But yea told me just a few min
utes ago that your ami t was the near
est living relative that you have," ob
jected the oflker.
"Ih asked me who my nearest liv
ing kin was, dldnt yen? Wal, that's
Aunt Lis She lives Jest two miles
from where I bee litis' ; mother Uvea
"It is mistake to think wemen In
politics wHl divide the heme. New, I
always vote the same ticket as my
husband does."
"Do you?"
"Certainly. But I tell him first
what thet- t,",",' ," -
COLOR WAS REMOVED.
Mr. Jones keeps pigeons, and Mr.
Brown, next door, tries to keep pigeons
quite a different state of affairs.
Mr. Brown is constantly losing birds,
while Mr. Jones Is constantly suspect
ed of finding them. The other morn
ing Mr. Brown with a smile and a six
pence, approached the youthful son
and heir of Mr. Jones.
"Willie," began Brown, holding up
the coin, "did daddy find a bird yes
terday?" "And was It a blue bird with some
white feathers In Its wing?"
"Dunno," responded Willie, pocket
ing the sixpence. "You can't tell their
color when they're in a pie t" London
Tit-Bits.
Personal Inclination.
"Adam said he ate the apple be
cause Eve tempted him."
"Nonsense! Temptation had noth
ing to do with It. If it had been a
green perarmnwui or an osage orange,
no peraxaslek wonld have Induced him
te teach It."
Improving the tjusl It v.
Howell -is your daughter's piano
staying improving?
Powell Yes, the doctor says that
she Isn't strong enough to play as
many hours a day as she has been
playing.
Stomach
Out of Fix?
'Phone your grocer or
druggist for a dozen bottles
of this delicious digestant, a glass
with meals gives delightful relief, or
no charge for the first dozen used.
Shivar Ale
PURE M
SHIVAR
Nothing 1
worn-out st
into rich )lo
Bottled and g
brated Shivar M
ton, s. u 11 v
cannot supply you
mmm
Ike li aer
uaraatesd nV
ur nwen
mmm .
ROMATICS WITH
S AND GINGER
orating old
erting food
flesh.
the cele-
Shel-dealer
McRAK GROCEMf CO.,
Distributors for Keckinchwn.
The Post-Dispatch Job Department
is prepared on "short" notice to print
dainty birth announcement cards.
This doesn't mean a delay of several
days, but they are printed the same
day the order is placed.
It's dollars
to doughnuts
no man ever smoked a better
cigarette at any price!
CAMELS quality, and their expert blend
of choice Turkish and choice Domestic
tobaccos hand you a cigarette that will sat
isfy every smoke desire you ever expressed.
You will prefer this Camel blend to either
kind smoked straight 1
Camels mellow -mildness will certainly
appeal to you. The "body" is all there, and
that smoothness! It's a delight!
Go the limit with Camels! They will not
tire your taste. And, they leave no unpleas
ant cigaretty aftertaste nor unpleasant ciga
retty odor!
POCOMOKE GUANO
FOR
BIGGER AND BETTER
CROPS
TOBACCO
TRUCK
COTTON
CORN
We are carrying a stock of Pocomoke goods for Cotton, Tobacco and
Corn. See us for prices. We are using German Potash.
McRAE GROCERY COMPANY
Rockingham