Jackson County journal., October 10, 1919, Image 3

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jj ALCOIIOL-3 PER CENT.
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neither Opium.Morphinenor,
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JtochtU Saffl
Jmtrmint
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Constipation and Diarrhoea
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" resulting thcrcfrcmiinlirfancy
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fac-Simile Sijnatareor
Jhe Ceotatjr Compos
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Mothers Know That
Genuine Castoria
Always
Bears the
Signature
of
PREACHES GOSPEL
UNEAMjSSTILLS
Preacher Uses Bible and Shot
gun in Business of Breaking
Up Lawlessness.
"BAYER CROSS" ON
GENUINE ASPIRIN
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a it v a s
Use
vJ For Over
I' I liiVil i'iir!n
j miii hiii Minimum
Exact Copy of Wrapper.
Thirty Years
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THOtNTAUH COMPANY. WCW VORR CITY.
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jc3WiMiinnsi
NOT MUCH TO WRITE ABOUT
SOLD FOR 50 YEARS
For MALARIA,
CHILLS and
FEVER
Also a Fine General
Strengthening Tonic.
SOLD BY ALL DIBG STORES-
iporter Naturally Found It Hard to
wane a very Lonn Rtorw -..
0 j WWW
of Happening.
i no city editor of an Ohio rw,
,.,t.l .. . f-M.
eiu (i in H jkv reporter
inert' to be a meeting of tha t
tors ut the public librnrv hniidinn-
- -"wwiuw LAllO
r - li.i.v ;u ei-iir o clock. You cover it.
jmm' n story ot about 400 words."
Tli- eul) w.nt away on his assicn
" u f"iei or the local le-
pa. uuenr r timed again to his desk.
w.u.c eiiiry in tiie assignment ki.
, l. JJJtV
ui.it i;iy l.ofore him. and
nintt.r fn-m his mind. About eleven
"clock, however, he suddenly called
"Whore's Tompkins?"
ir.... .. ..
fr, sam the new reporter
comaig forward. P '
"I s-nt you to n board meeting at
e Public library. Where's your
"It isn't quite finished yet. You told
to make 400 words of It, and I've
ot only a little over SOO so far"
"Uhat did they do?"
"Tli.v met, called the roll and ad
ournod until next Friday evening."
Snakes in British Isles.
There is a legend that snakes were
Wvtn out of Ireland by Saint Patrick
ae Patron saint of that country. The
Pular saying that there are no
;ak0.8 ln lv is true. There are
m Scotland and only two species
1 England.
Aliinnf tVi .
(f , " I'ossessions of a
JUoss nmn will nearly always
iui uuess ClOg.
She Calls This Funny!
My funniest experience was last
year about this time. We were trav
eling by auto through the Topango
Pass in California. We had an expert
enced driver, and the roads were like
boulevards all through the mountains.
We were going about eighteen miles
per, when suddenly, for no apparent
reason we swerved from the road
about four feet, and almost went into
a canyon.
flnd'ethalVT0Ddered why U haPPened.
and the driver could not account for
it himself.
When we got to town in about nf-
ivreu, minutes WP Piim !
ueen an earthmifikp pqi
-i ' vuic
linuwn on; their rhnirc
broken, and other damage done. Th-
c Knew wnat nit us. Chienjrn
une.
PULPIT IS ARSENAL
- . rtna Kours Out Whi
yis Tlrrr to Lawbreak
ers in Mountains.
Elkwood, Ala.-A Bible and a shot
the Rev3 hn
, UaeS m nis business. Sun
day morning he preaches to his con
gregation in a little church near the
mountains. When ho ot "I'..e
the "raiding parson?
ed. places a shotgun in the corner and
lays a revolver beside the open Bio"e
ouixuuy arternoons the pastor
roams over the hills, hunting Z
moonshiners, destroying their stills
Pouring out the whisky and arresting
the mmintflinooro e
ij- ueeessary.
The pastor is an nrrtnina .:sx...
"iJVVj I LI I III I (J
and also an internal revenue officer
appointed by Uncle Sam to put tbe
moonshiners out of business. Recent
iy he was so activp cc-nm u
cJ,? .-..j. . HIM uioon-
"7 luustry mat the moonshiners
sent a delegation to his home The
parson told the delegation that he was
feuwjg io preach a ..sermon esneciallv
tZ tpht1lawbreakers that district on
the following Sunday, and he invited
: . """"iuers to bring their
friends and attend the service.
Takes Guns Into Pulpit
ia.vuoU S tinv fhlirnh n-oc
The raiding parso' went to church
carrying a revolver and a shotgun. '
ow," he said, "I am going to
sermon into you, or I am
going to shoot it into you. You can
take your choice." He nrPHPhoH
sermon. But later somebodv threat
ened to dynamite his house! He ig-
Accepted Wall Tj
"Bayer Tablets
genuine must be marked with tht
safety "Bayer Cross." Always buy an
unbroken Bayer package which con
tains proner (Hi.ontin .
- u"vi-uuus tu sareiy re
Heve Headache, Toothache, Earache
Neuralgia Colds and pain. Handy n
boxes of 12 tablets cost but a few
cents at drue stnr 1 1
also. Aspirin is the trade mark of
Bayer Manufnotnro ut ...
flpinncfai. fi . . .
ui aaiicyiicacid. Adv.
No Brains.
A huge steam shovel operating on
the channel improvement work was
raising ton after ton of dirt the other
day near the State street bridge. An
old Irishman who sauntered along the
luuKea intently at the big ma
chine and finally remarked:
"Well, you can bate me shovelin' but
ye can't vote." Columbus Dispatch.
o ?100 Reward, $100
the general health Stil imPvlng I
doinl its wnrtalQiiS sslsts nat"re in
Catarrh that watt anX a8e of
MEDICINEXiis gAceS CATARRH
w i testimonials free
J- Cheney & Co., Toledo. OWo.
One Excentinn
"Nobody will ever be the brighter
" Aor sucn a sour old fellow as
Jim is.
"I don't know about that. Glum hus
ua.im iuaKe merry widows."
No Package
Genuine
Without Cross
and Circle
Printed in Red
m
To Get
Alabastine
Results You
Must Ask Jar
Alabastine
by Name
WC HaanHdU PackaSe That p"t Health
and Cheerfulness in Your Home
.urfecK - on aII W of iMer;or
that ,oM on the wall and not printed m Snecolo V" old
on,y ebc&r X'SP-.
apprecate the economy of AlabaMine ov Zr tfr ? "U1 readii'
us.ed faest homes an5 S .&'J?i i
wnere. lie sure you ret Alahatm.. - j -e 6 V
cannot or will not ASte dWr3?" dealf '
card and color derioS; ' e?' Tectfor sample
0 iiuc oi nearest dealer
TJIn one i
I MINUTE WlTM B
I COLDWATErI
had
were
Trlb-
Jaspers Clay Man.
Little Jasper Sent pr lpofT.c1
the minister's sermon one Sunday that
man was made of clay; so, after re
turning from church, ho
make him a man after his a, f,v.u
The work proceeded in the clay bank
back of the garden until his mother
called Jasper to Innrh
- uau
completed all of the man save one leg.
That afternoon Jasnpr
1- uu uia LU-
er, while walking along the street, met
a lUiLii wirri nnp oor
. w cubing witn
crutches. Jasper 3.CCOStPfl li I m on1
uiui CiVJ
grabbed his coat.
'See here!" he snid. "T th t
told you to stay there in the yard till
yui mat otner leg on you." Judge.
He Looked.
Millie My foot is asleep.
Willie Yes. it's a
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vuiiuuxjs luagazine.
He Preached the
The Strong Withtand the Heat of Summer
and enabled tn ;i -ren&inenea
Effect. 60c strenthenins, Invlsoratlnc
The Next Thina.
"I suppose it will come to that
. "What?"
"That we'll have to buy a beefsteak
tuc iiisiaiiment plan. '
Cuticura for Pimply Faces.
To remove pimples and blackheads
smear them with Cuticura Ointment.
"v?ash off in five
cura Soap and hot water. Once clear
keep your skin clear by using them for
daily toilet purposes. Don't fail to in
clude Cuticura Talcum. Adv.
Just So.
"Don't you think a hen trust is a
good thing to lay for?"
"Eggs-actly."
One trial proves its merit. Adv. Dai8an'
Melodious Expression.
"Music speaks all languages."
"And I suppose- you would say a
jazz bands stutters."
(W TOqllc J At i
predate Alabastinl Dasu old walls ap-
. A'abasne Company
oranavmeAve. Gr.nd n ... .
'aVU9t i-ijcn.
THE ONtY TOOL
KEEMIT0PIV
T,;- Rapids. Mich.
FS5 styles for
1 High School Chaps j 1
Young Men and Men I I
who appreciate style without ex
travagance. The "Gold Bond" Certificate in the
pocket of each garment insures com
plete and lastmg satisfaction.
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Sermon.
Cereal
Give The Folks
The Original
STUM
for their table dnnk.
That will dispose of
those coffee troubles
which frequently show
in headache, irritability,
indigestion and sleep
lessness, "There's -a Reason"
At Grocers.
Two sizes, ustj ally sold ot 15c and 25c
nored the threat. He was shot at from
ambush. But he kept right on.
One Sunday he preached his regu
lar morning sermon. In the afternoon
he got word of a moonshine still op
erating in his district. On the wav he
met a prospective bride and groom.
He tried to dodge themv failed, and
married them by the roadside.
Then he hurried on to the still. He
slipped through the underbrush, cov-
eit:u two men with his shntsmn
marched them in as prisoners.
SEEKS ONLY BACHELOR HERO
Girl Accidentally Locked in Bakery
Refused to Be Rescued by
Married Fireman.
Chicago. Miss Dorothy Lehman, ac
cidentally imprisoned in a Chicago
bakerv where sle
vuivj vj., l c;-
fused to be rescued by married fire
men. The young worker picked an un
wedded hero to save her.
Miss Lehman wns the inct t iantr
the plant after completing the day's
work. When she tried tn
l.A V,
door she found it was locked in fact,
all exits were locked. After an hour's
imprisonment, she succeeded in at
tracting attention by tapping on the
window. Police were unable to re
lease her, so they summoned the fire
men. The plan was to hoist a lnriHer
to a seeond-storv window Tt h
-v - y - ii A t. VV T Ji T VTVA
upon some stalwart fireman to go uj?
and carry her down.
There was a rush of firemen for the
job. Much argument followed be
tween the married and single mem
bers of the company. The choice was
left to Miss Lehman.
"Send up a bachelor," she said. And
i i i - .
a uacneior rescued ner.
WTIEN rou see this famous
1trade'mark think a minute!
lhink of the delicious taste of
a slice of fresh toasted bread!
That's the real idea back of the
auccess of Lucky Strike cigarettes,
1 oasting improves tobacco just as well
as bread. And that's a lot.
Try a Lucky Strike cigarette
Woman Walked Alleged Thief to Jail.
Canton. O Raffy Muccill of Can
ton, O., attempted to snatch a purse
from a woman sitting next to him in
H movln nintiiro fhaotni. rnv,
an was Mrs. Lillian Manderbaugh, pro
bation officer. She escorted the vnnnn
u
t-
man to the city jail.