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ACK HURT ALL THE TIME Mrs. Hill Says Lydia E. Pinkham' Vegetable Compound Removed n v ' TJie Cause. Knoxville, Tenn. "My back hurt me all the time, I was all run down, could not eat and my head bothered me, all caused by female trouble. I was three years with these troubles and doctors did me no good. Your med icine helped my sis ter so she advised me to take it. I took Lydia E. Pinkham's V eg e table Com Dound and the Liver Pills and used Lydia E. Pinkham's Sanative Wash and now I am welL can eat heartily and work: I give you my thanks for your great medicines You may publish my letter and I will tell ' everyone what your medicines did for me. Mrs. Pearl Hill, 418 Jacksboro ct., ivnoxville, Tennessee. Hundreds or such letters expressing gratitude for the good Lydia E. Pink am's Vegetable Compound has accom- piiaueu are cuiiauinuy, uemg receiveu, proving the reliability of this grand old -remedy. - . If you are 111 do not drag along and continue to suffer day in and day out but n T j:- xy t;i,v. Vegetable Compound, a woman's Gone for the Day. - My boss had given me some special work to do, and had departed saying he would not return that day, writes a correspondent. It was exceedingly warm and to work was Jorture. Put ting my books and , papersa way, I se- lected the most comfortable chair In liis office and sat down to read a mag azine which I' found on his , desk. You ' can Imagine my chagrin when he re turned in an hour and --asked for the work. ASPIRIN Name "Bayer" on Genuine "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" Is genu ine Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for ovei twenty years. Accept only an unbroken "Bayer package which contains propel -.. directions to relieve Headache, Tooth ache, Earache, Neuralgia. Rheumatism, Colds and .Pain. JBandy tin boxes of 12 tablets cost few cents. Druggists also sell larger "Bayer packages." Aspirin . ' Is trade mark Bayer Manufacture Mon oacetlcacldester of Salicylicacid. Adv. . '- . . .' V . Fortunate Bride. - z After a ' fashionable wedding In Philadelphia' two girls were heard dis- 1 cussing the features of the event. . Said one ;. " - 'How . did you think the bride looked? - - The other girl smiled and answered "Oh, remarkably well-groomed." A" aloe-la application of Renin Ert Sal aam on going to- bed -will prove lta merit. TJaa It for Inflammation of the Eye. Adv. Aren't Wives Unreasonable? "All very well for you to preach economy?' said his wife, "but I notice whenever I cut down expenses that you - smoke better cigars - and spend more money for your own pleasure than at any other time. " - . i "Well, confound it, what do you iSup pose I want you to economize for, any way?" Boston Transcript. Thousands Have Kidney trouble and fi ever Suspect It Applicants for Insurance Often m -''mm m I Judging from reports from druggists rho are constantly in direct touch with the public, there is one preparation that .- has been very successful in overcoming these conditions. The mild and healing influence of Dr. Kumeri Swamp-Root is soon reanzea. c tan as tne nignest jor ii i i - x na rciuturaauia nxuru success. An examining physician for one of the prominent Life Insurance Companies, in tomsbing statement that one reason why lected' is because kidney trouble is so common to the American people, and the Urge majority of those whose applica tions are declined do not even susoect that they have the disease. It ia on salef tl all rinlff mt-jwvtm in i-t ijm w biva. meaium ana targe. . .. However, if you wish" first to test this . treat preparation send ten cents to Dr. , Kilmer- & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a lampje bottle. When writing be sure and . mention this paper. Adv. Southern Confectionery. "Gee whiz! Dey got cherries an strawberries an all kinds of fruit covered with candy. 'What kintt shall I get, Rastus?" . "tiive me a cnocoiate-coated water melon." New York Central Magazine. ; No. jeweler i has ever been able to Improve on the setting of the sun. lire IHPlGESnOSl 6 Bell-ans Hot water Sure Relief . : s IIZOE.fLaL1 Department Devoted to Attractive Magazine Material Rann-dom Reels By HOWARD L. RANN BREAD PUDDING BREAD pudding is a conscientious effort on the part of a, thought less but well-meaning housewife to economize at the expense of the hu man stomach. For at least one hundred years In rapid succession woman has - been making bread pudding and man has been eating It. It has been observed that women who manufacture bread pudding very seldom eat enough of it to founder anybody. Love and devo tion canreach no -greater heights than when a bright, new husband, unused to life's ways, partakes of this dish and retains enough courage to kiss his wifegood-by at the door. Some of y THE GReAT worm Spoon! IILEaT ' ruNE whip in a Pinch - i-ll vwlk 7tR.Tf-EIGHT MILES liofc fLAM OLD APPLE OUMPtlN' BUT I DRAW TUfc N line at the ultimate, final, Complete zero in eat - bread. PUDPN ' MORE'N TXREe "DmFI AWgffc Once in a While Some Husband Will Break Into Open Rebellion. the greatest hypocrites the world has ever produced are conciliatory hus bands who eat several slabs of bread pudding and then begin to praise its tout ensemble. ,-v , Bread pudding Is usually served at the close of a full meaLT just when everybody Is filled witlf a feeling of entire content. It is ' then led onto the table ,and planted In front of each guest in a -threatening manner, Sid it is-worth a man's life to gaze over It at the vinegar cruet and begin to toy with the salt cellar. One of the a ' By EDGAR A. GUEST THE TRUTH ABOUT ENVY. I like to see the flowers grow, ' To see the pansies In a row, , x I think a well-kept garden's fine, And wish that such a one were mine, But one can't have a stock of flowers Unless be digs and digs for hours.. My ground is always bleak and bare. The roses do not flourish there, And where I once sowed peppy seeds Is now a tangled mass of weeds. I'm fond of flowers,- but I admit, For digging I don't care a bit. I envy men whose yards are gay. But never work as hard as they ; I also envy men who own More wealth than I have ever known. I'm like a lot of men who yearn y ' For joys that" they refuse to earhT You cannot have the joys of work And take-the comfort of a shirk. I find the man I envy most Is liewho's longest at his post. I could have gold and roses, too, If I would work, like those who do. (Copyright by Edgar A. Quest,) oiks COOK BOOK - rntuu H Im there no act bo worth my mood. No deed of daring high and pure, That shall, when I am dead, endure, A well spring of perpetual good? T. B. Aldrlch. Almond Blanc Mange. Make a paste of four tablespoonfuls of cornstarch, wet with a little cold milk. Stir it into a quart of milk with four tablespoonfuls of sugar, and boil until thick. Flavor with a few drops af almond extract and stir in half a cupful of blanched shredded almonds. Mold, chllWird serve with cream. . - Bread Pudding. Take one quart of milk and one pint of bread crumbs, two well-beaten 'eggs, a pinch of salt and one tablespoonful of butter. " Bake about twenty min utes. Nuts or raisins or . both are an addition to this pudding. After it Is baked, Jam or jelly may be spread over the top and a meringue to cover. Bake until a delicate brown. Jam Pudding. Melt three tablespoonfuls of butter; j add two , well-beaten eggs and stir in a cupful of any preferred jam. Butter a pudding mold and put in It a layer of crumbs, then a layer of 'the jam" mixture ; repeat until the dish is full, having the crumbs on top. Bake or steam and serve hot or cold. Bordeaux . Pudding. Cut a sponge cake into three layers, spread with jam, put together again, cover with whipped cream sweetened and flavored and sprinkle with chopped nuts. Serva on a platter. ' Another dessert similar xto this which a -roost attractive is prepared as fol- most tense moments In married life Is when a well-muscled bride of a week places a sector of bread pudding before the man she swore to cherish and protect, and watches him edge away from the table with a crestfallen look. . This culinary misdemeanor is made chiefly of bread which has died of old age and general, exhaustion. After "a loaf of baker's bread has been put. In the cake bin by mistake and allowed to remain there until two strong men couldn't slice it with a cross-cut saw, it can always be saved by hammering It into the form of a pudding. After surrounding It with a. dollar's wofth of sugar and two pounds of butter it becomes able to" stand alone and throw out its chest.' True, the law does not compel married men to eat it, but it is cheaper to do so and avoid court 'costs. In some homes bread pudding Is served twice a treek, on stated days, and it wxill "be noticed that on those days the restaurants and cafeterias are crowded with apprehensive hus bands. Once in. a while some hus hand will break into open rebellion, but this does not last long, owing to man's forgiving nature. There is something about a bread-pudding diet, however, that stamps the victim more Indelibly than being tattooed on the left wrist, causing him to, glance about furtively at the close of every- Oopyrlght.) O Diversified Decoration, William was leading the way to where he kept his rabbits. : The vis itors followed and finally reached the rabbit x house, where they, stopped to admire the little white,, gray, ,"and black-spotted rabbits. LookV Wil liam exclaimed, pointing to the rab bits, "they are all decorated different ly, aren't they?" SCHOOL DAYS it lows: .Bake a light sponge cake in a round tin; split and put together with a thick filling of sweetened whipped cream flavored to taste. Serve cut In wedge-shaped pieces with a spoonful or two of any fresh berries as a garnish. Chocolate Pudding. Take one cupful of stale bread crumbs and enough milk to make a smooth paste when boiled with the crumbs. Add "two tablespoonfuls of butter, two tablespoonfuls of cocoa, sugar and vanilla to taste. Take from the re and add three egg yolks well beaten, then the whites beaten stiff and folded In. Put Into a buttered baking dish and bake carefully. Serve with whipped cream or plain cream with sugar. (, 1920. Western Newspaper Union.) o - MILITANT MARY Were 'each descendedfroro'a beast J-tKr;H-tbat iheoryh'PlHE.; It helps me understand-myself: (THE MAP MARCH -HRE WAS-MJNE!) Last Night's Dreams What They Mean ACORNS. ,- THAT simple little fruit of the oak tree, "the acorn, has divided the mystic world of those who profess, or have professed, to read the riddle of dreams into two violently antagonistic camps. According to one set of pene trators of the veil the acorn shed by the tree of night through the visions of our slumbers Is as much to be de sired as rubles and fine gold; to the other set It ia thing to be abhorred. Those who sit In the camp of the pes simists and the predictors of evU de clare that ' to see an acorn in one's dreams means dire poverty ahead" If you don't watch out. Another one wails that It means that you are about to commit an irreparable fault. .- "Not so," comes the cheerful'and confident cry from the other camp; the acorn seen In dreams is one of the happiest auguries ; the acorn is one of dream land's most desirable products. Those who say otherwise are night birds of ill-omen, , cronklng in the leafless dreamtrees whereon aetfrns never grew. To . dream of acorna, say this school of optimistic mystics, is a sure sign of good things ahead ; much happiness In store for you. . It means, among other good things, that you will derive much gain from jour present business, which will increase under-your foster ing care. - If you dream that you are picking acorns from the tree it means that, after trials, you will have assure success. If you are now a, laborer, or a worker of any sort, and you dream that you are eating acorns It is a sure sign that, from your present condition of toil, you will rise to a condition ol peace and ease and plenty. When doctors dfsagree who shall decidel Give us the optimists, every tlme I . . (Copyright.) . ' ' ' O A favorite has no friends. Gray. .Wonder tr GEORGE MATTHEW ADAM? "117" ONDER is able to make big men V V and women of us alL for when we most sincerely feel . that we are small and unimportant, that moment we are in reality biggest and greatest Look into" the Heavens at night. ' Won der at its magnificence. Take note ol the worlds In Stars as they wink and blink abong themselves millions of miles away. Wonder at them and how heedless they seem of you so small, so tiny so infinitesimal ! Wonder-but as you Wonder, THINK. Look about you no matter where you may be. There are always things to Wonder at. Every spot of Nature is a Wonder Garden. Every Seed and Tree and Rock and Breathing Life in Nature transformed through the Mind and Effort of Man, is but the further . arranging of chances for Wonderment. Wonder but as you Wonder, THINK. As you go to your Bed tonight, be fore closing your eyes in Sleep, Won. der at it all Sleep, that for the tlrc obliterates conscious Life and taket you away from activity and turmoil, but to return you again in safety jre- charged with Strength and Will. Won der at the miracle of Sleep. Wonder but as you Wonder, THINK. Let the power of Wonder that Is s free to you correct your distorted viewpoints. Let it lift and brace you; .Let it abcsh the false Conceit within you. ' Let it convince you of your hu manness and lead you through youi work In this world, contented ?vltt j our lot an Uncomplauier. " MM EVENING MTAlf dy Mary Graham es h BILLY BUGLER'S, SWIM. " "If my friends don't mind," said Billy Bugler, "I must tell them about the swim I ha.d to day. It was such a nice swim and I feel so greatly refreshed . by It that I want to talk about It. - "I don't believe in talking about things just when they're unpleas ant. I don't like g r u rajt ling. I would rather talk about pleasant things. "So I'll tell you about my swim If you don't mind. You see one day we had to go up Threw Sticks. to the town from the seashore. Usual ly when my missy goes to town a lady whov loves me very dearly invites me to visit her. But this time my missy was going to be gone quite a little while so she took me along with her. "For she never wants me to be away from her for long. And I never want to be away from her a moment longer than I have to! . "But that time I went up with my missy I had a basket taken along for me so I could ride in the subway for a little distance. Have you ever been In the subway, any "of you "It's a foolish place, under the ground. " You can't dig the earth down there either. You'd never know It was underground for It is all full of trains and people and lights and all such things. But there Isn't any place for air, real air, and a dog can't gallop along or run for -sticks. No, I haven t much use for the subway. "But at times my missy says that It Is necessary to go In It. "Well,-: before I went Up to town I was so hot and panting so hard that my missy let me have a little swim. "My, but it was nice.- And It was just like my -thoughtful missy to do such a thing. She knew I was all hot and tired with the great heat there was that day. "Some people . wouldn't have taken a little wet dog along, but she would. She thought of my comfort. And she knew I couldn't possibly take ' cold In such heat. ' . 'Well,: I had a nice cooling swim. and the memory of it stayed with me all ,the time we stayed. In the city. . "Then w'hen we came back last night the one thing I thought of was the swim rd have today. "And I had ltr-oh, yes, Indeed. I had & most glorious swim. I went right Into the water, and my missy threw sticks ifor me. I loved the little wayes ana x jswam ngnt over them. ' "I wouldn't like great, great big waves and breakers which would go ever my head, but nice little waves I love. "rd catch the stick after Hhad gone out a distance for It, and I'd bring it In to my missy in my mouth. r "I'd put It on the beach for her and wait for ner to throw it for me again. Oh, what a fine number of swims I had. "I had a good number of swims. And a lot of exercise, too. - "I blinked my eyes at times as some of the water got Into them when I was picking up the. sticks, but I know I looked happy and that my little bull dog face was full of a Bos ton bull dog's smiles. "When I got home I had such a good supper of spinach and potatoes and lamb - and bean s. Oh, it was such a de licious dinner. ."And after din ner I sat up in my missy's lap." Even If I am as big dog I like to be patted and loved sdmuch. "And" I talked to her. "I said, Mam ma, and 'Papa,' when she told me to. Of course you might I say It didn't sound just like these words. Talked to Her. but It was the best I could do. "And when my missy asked me a question I answered In my own funny voice. Yes, we had a regular talk like that and she was very proud to show folks what I could do. "I have a "lot of different growls. friendly, sociable growls for my words and so folks won't ever think I'm an gry when I'm having one of these talks with my missy. I let my tail wag almost all of the time Just to show what a good time I'm having. "But I thank you for letting me tell my friends about my swim. It's noth ing unusual for a dog to go In swim ming, but I think when it is terribly hot the next best thing toJbeing In the water is to talk about cool waves, don't you?'y Riddle. Why is a lady in evening dress like a milk can? Neck and shoulders must be clean. A Sad Accident. A small" girl of three suddenly burst out crying at the dinner table. "Why, Ethel," said her mother, what is the matter?" "Oh," whined Ethel, "my teeth stepped on my tongue." The Pain Remains. in-Spaln. Second Class Scout If germs come from Germany and Parasites come from Paris, what comes from Ireland 1 Tenderfoot Search me. Second Class Scout Mike Crobes. KJ3TA iiiimiiiiiimiimiiimiiiiii OIL REFINING PROFITS j Why Has the Price of Gasoline Advanced ? THESE topics have been discussed in our past arti cles, and a great many people have written for our circular giving more mformation of the Oil Refining Business. Many investors have bought "our securities; as they wish to participate in the enormous profits being made in that industry. ' We believe that an investor is seldom offered an opportunity with the safety, stability, dividend yield, and future possibilities such as presented in our offering of FEDERAL OIL & REFINING CO. (INCORPORATED) This Company owns refineries at Cushing, Okla., and Fort Worth, . Texas; two casinghead gasoline plants in Oklahoma; eight producing oil wells; over 10,000 acres of carefully selected oil leases located in Texas and Oklahoma; and twelve retail filling stations. The Company paid 30 IN DIVIDENDS between November 1st, 1918 and January 10th, 1920. The President of the Company states that the estimated earnings per annum from its present refineries, casinghead plants, filling stations, production and expansion are practically 100 on the outstanding stock. The FEDERAL OIL & REFINING COMPANY is principally a refining company, and as we have stated in the past we believe there is no industry in the country in which the margin of risk is so small, and the average returns from invested capital so great as in the Oil Refining Business. - IB $15 Per Thia ia your opportunity to narticiDate in the Oil Refin- rvv ing Business. Write at once for detailed desaription of their holdings. V Address" - - & .fr -" RUSSELL SECURITIES S CORPORATION j&r M 116 Nuiu Street, New Tork Car Mafl Tiu. Coupon NOW!, fflHIIIIIIIIIIIIiUIIIIIIUIHIB His Contribution. He was an old man, just about ready to "cash in hi checks." He had more money than he knew what to do with, but lived as miserly arid niggard ly as he possibly could. The church in the community was raising money to pay for a furnace. : The , solicitor went to this man and asked him to help. "Well," ne said. "One of your church members has -owed me $2 for over , 60 years. ' If' you'll collect that $2, Til give yoji one of them." Nenroys Spells- Hear Heart? Failure Eatonic Stopped It Mrl C. B. Loats,, writing from his home at Lay, Md says, "I had been taking medicine from four specialists. but. believe me, friends, one box of .eatonic has done me more good than all the remedies I have ever tried. I was in awfully bad shape. About half an hour before meals, I-got nerv ous, trembling and heart pressure so bad I could hardly walk or talk. One box of eatohle stopped it." Eatonic quickly produces Ihese tru-. ly marvelous results, because it takes up the poisons and gases and car ries them rigb ouf of the body. Of course, when the cause Is removed, the sufferer gets well.-, ' Everyone that wants better health is told to have just a little faith enough to try one box of eatonic from your own druggist. The cost is a trifle, which he will hand back to you If you are not pleased. Why. should you suf fer another day, when quick, sure re lief, is waiting for you?. Adv. REAL REASON FOR HIS TEARS Teacher Flattered Herself That Young ster Was Crying Because She Was Leaving Them. The graduating class of a 'Terre Haute school gave the teacher a part ing gift. During the speech she made acknowledging the gift she noticed that one boy was weeping: Then she told how touched she was by the emo tion displayed by this boy. "What greater tribute could a teacher have than to have a child cry because he was leaving her?" she later asked the class. One of the other boys remained after the others had left. "Miss N ," he confided, "you thought Jim was crying because he was going to leave you, but he wasn't It was because. that was going to be the last time he would see that present. I had the hardest time to get his 50 cent to ward it out of him -I ever had getting anything. And when yon took that package he was just bidding that 50' cents a tearful farewelL Her Way. Belle Did you enjoy the play? Nell Oh, I had a perfectly lovely time. I cried straight through the whole four acts. Choice of a Prophet. Jonah emerged. "I certainly prefer a dark horse to a dark whale,"' he cried. Gilt Down the Sugar Bill by eating a cereal that contains its own sugar self-developed from , grain in making Grape-Nuts j As a breakfast or luncheon cereal with cream or milk; or sprinkled over fresh fruit or berries, Grape-Nuts adds to the meal's pleasure and is economical. Buy from your grocer. sHMiumnuiiiuiiiuiiiiiiii Share circular "BR," which A V s v .-' ,- A I niiinnHmiiiiiiiuuHi.TR In 9 TnH.r Rnti Mr. Benover Jvio, 1 wasn't woundejt--r' In any engagements in France, but I was sorely wounded In my late En gagement with Miss Leech. -.Miss Homantique In the heart.' I presume? , Mr. Benovei No, in the bank rolL Shave With Cuticura Seap And double your razor effclency as well as promote skin purity, skin com fort .and skin - health. No mug, no slimy soap, no germs, no waste, no Irritation even when shaved twice daily. One soap for all uses shaving, bathing and shampooing. Adv. . Kindly Passed It On. - Tin sure it was a woman who first found out about kissing." "Yes and womanlike, couldn't keep her discovery to herself I" New York Central Magazine. Wright's Indian Vegetable Pllla are aim ply a good old-fashioned medicine tor rege lating the stomach.- the liver asd aowela. Get a. box and try them. AdT. Hot Stuff. Teacher-i-An abstract noun Is some thing you can see 45ut can't touch. Now, Willie, give me an example. Willle-A red-hot poker. Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of f! A STOUT A tliof fomnno VTrl Mniul fni Inftnfa anrl thlllmn sn1 baa v I'M I4MU VUAUA1 tUUU iUCi ib Rears the Signature otZXMf Tn TTfiA fnr Cixr&r an Vuo Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria IS RACE 'TO BE HAIRLESS? Prediction Made, Not Without Reason, That Coming Generations Will Be Bald. That, the man of the next century . will have no hair on his head has been, predicted time and again, and the fact that many men uuder forty are bald seems to indicate that this may be possible, the men of the coming gen- erations acquiring baldness at an earlier age until finally a hairless t specimen of the genus homo, shall ar rive. But it is through no fault of their own that men are losing their hair, while women are perhaps un consciously getting ready to become hairless females of the species, and while they may be only working out the will of Providence, they are doing it deliberately by "bobbing" their-hair.-The fashion .was Introduced, it Is said, by Russian women, who disguised themselves trying to get out of their bolshevist-rldden country. Coming to the United States, their bobbed .hair attracted attention, was first taken np by the bohemian set in New York, and now is rapidly spreading. Some of the older women, not wishing to sacrifice their locks, are said to be , wearing false bobbed hair. . Keeping Tracfc. Sylvia Julia has her divorce how, you , know. !. - Joan The same one? " Nothing provokes a woman like be ing prepared for an emergency that doesn't emerge. , ' - t LSFOR INDIGESTION 3oys Life. wmsmmmiiim