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CURES Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Headache, Toothache, t (m -Throat, Swc-.lltaca. SprnlBs, BnbM, lliirum Scald Krot liltca, AKD ALL OTHER BODILY PAINS ADD ACHES. Sold by Druggists o4 Dealer, mrrwhtn. Fifty Cants battle. Directions in 11 Lngug. - T11E HARLE9 A. VEI.EK CO. ' German Remedy. fc, TRUTHS FOB THE SICK. 111 For those deathly! Ladies in delicate Bilioua Spells, do-lhealth, -who ore all pend on SULPHUEirnndown, should nsc LSITTKK'i, II Will CUTta CTLPHUK lilTTET.S you. 1.000 will be r.aid ine uiant iJvsncD-iroracaEO where Krr sia is cured by ueiarfpiiUR Bittees win Sultiiuk BiTTEiiS.not hbeIs tor cure. It never fail a. UDCsauves who exu yjclosely confined irJ Cleanse tho vitiated I tne nuus ana woric-ituooct when you mv I shops; Clerks, wholits impurities burst-! do not procure 6uf-ling through tho skin I detent exercise, andlinPimplea, Blotches,! all who are conuncdland Sores. Holy on I 1U UUOTB, BUUUIU U3UUM1UK JJITTERS, I Xiu u .ln .UiUJS.sanci PP'TiH Will iOl- Tney wut not thesllow. uaoo weaK ana &iakiy. Sulphite HitteiwI Uenenu uebmtvfwill euro .Liver Com. needs a gentle tonic klaint. Don't badii. Use SCLPHUH Rrr-lcourtured : it will cura I IKK 3, ana you wuiiyou. not ceirouniea. Don't be without khrlll build you no and I ootuo. att 11; yousfinate you won ana will not regret it, Isealthy. Sulphur Bitters. LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VEGETA BLE CONFOUND. A 8ure Cwfe, So aR WBSLkltB WKAKa K?SLS, Including Lencerrhces., I. TejfijihMf ad Painfnl Menstruation,, Inflammation and Ulceration of the Womb, Flooding, PRO. iAPSCS UTERI, Sec. BT'FIeasant to the taste, efficacious farmedfss In its effect. It Is a great help hi pjBmcy, and n lieves pain during labor and at regvjar- periods. FHTSIOASS USE IT A5D PkKSBIBK IT WRWLX, tyFoa aii. WsADrassas the generative oipm of either sex, it is second to no remedy that has ermr been before the punei ard for all diseases of the Ktdjtkts it 1 toe VrMttvst Kemedy in Vn World. STftlDNEV COitlPLADiTS of Either Sex: Find J.reot Relief in Ita Use. LYDlA E. PINKHAM '8 BLOOD PTJRIMEB will eradicate every vestige of Humors frem the Blood, at the same time will give tone and strength to thesystem. AHmarvellona in results as the OompotuML. BP"Both the Compound and Blood Pmrifler are pre pared at SB and S3S Western ATenue, Lyaa, Ifsirn Price of either, ft. Six bottles for S3. The Compound' is seat by mall In the form of pills, or of lozenges, oau receipt of price, $1 per box for -either. Mrs. Pbikhaau freely answers all letters of Inquiry, Inclose S QtaM tamp. Send for pamphlet. JUntUm thia Toptr, tWLTDih. S. Pwihu's Livto Pru cure Consulta tion, Biliousness and Torpidity of the Liver. Sft cents. i Jg-Sold by all DrnKglta.-e. TbaBiclsst! BLOOD. BRAIN and NERVE . tiRlmiRlminim CABXTTJIXY PBXPASXBu XBOKOTCHLY TESTIS, ACCEPT ABLK A2TD KKLIABLS. The nteaiihataa-( the Waeatar ita most- valuable food property, and are, whaapxop- BTOrprepaiva, uemosiaoosptaDiannmmaa wlth whlah to build as the mtsm. The Blood. Brain and Karves are tfa tn which bear the starain of every day work and. Ills, and in order to save sloknaas it is wise to IS U llB jrIJ 1LKALTH. Wheat Bitters are prepared, not by fermenta- - Noit bat by eolation and are riehest in the' Fhcaphstea, while the starch and impure mat ter are eliminated. These make ia them selves a basis, to which is added the best and! choicest nwKitotnal qnaUMea, necessary tap make it a tonio and bitter. Tt Is a nnrm h naltar- fol, pleasant to the teste and must not beaon- tounaea wren tne tnonsana and, owe ea r aloohollo bitters which are soldea sure aTV , Medici Tie is doubly effective when aned trt .-h food, so as to nouriali while t eorrecea. , . . bom or oroggiste, t eo per bottlav A CROSS THE ATLANTIC! Jo WEST RATES, , QUICKEST TI1TUB, BEST UARTEIIS, Passage tickets for sale by ftfet, WHITE stab; state, NATION Ali and all Jjeading Lines. Information cheerfully given. Drafts issued payable anywhere in Great Britain or on the continent. Apply to ALVARADO HOWARD, at thb Savings Bask, - Wausxx'b Blocs. Stafford Springe, Conn., April 8. 1880. III Li A PT TTOQ f We are offering aa am IJjA jXJ U X0 ; inducement for von to form Clubs for the sale of our Teste and Coffees beautiful China Gold Band Tea Sets, Moss Rose Deco rated Tea Sets, Stone Ohina Tea and Dinner Seta, Vajolica Ware, Watches, &c Send your addreea for uClnb Book," containing a complete list of onr REMIUMS and "Directions for Forming Tea ubs." CELESTIAL TEA CO., m 303 WssTaiMSTsa-BT., rovid.euce. It. I. , BURN HAM'S ,mmmm PAMPHLET FREE BY BURNHAM BROS, YORK, PA. (MMHW tfvVOMAN CAnV! HEALTH OFWOMAJA .AsyMPATHIZEWI-rs THE HOPE W0MAN.THE RACEsjJ TO - mr&y - blood m Contributed.! Practltal PrayUg. For Joha Smith W dead, killed going from some. "A poor man," said the world, for gold he bad none; His treasure was laid where moth never rusts ; He had helped many needy always saying his - trust Was the God of the widow and orphan. But now he was cone, his wife left so poor, The neighbors predicted "she'd be turned out of doors ;" Her children be scattered, "bound out" was the term; When Mrs. Smith heard, when alone they af firmed . ' "The poor-house just the place for the cbil dren." "But we must do something, " the neighbor spake low, . . , . . "For always when with us A never oould know Of one in distress without lending a hand, Saving nought for his own, like a provident , man, 5 . , , But trusting the bank up in Heaven. I say, let us draw on the bank where our friend Deposited much, so we will attend With prayers, at the house, that bis widow be blest; If good comes it will com, ws will trust for toe rest, Like improvident brother, John Smith. So a notioe was given and many friends oame To pray for the children who bore up Smith's . . name, - - - - That clothing and food to the widow be given Who trusted alone in the riches of Heaven, And implored Heaves.' s choice blessings up on her. When suddenly, "Gee, whoa up, now you're Here," ,. With a crack of the whip, and a young man appeared At the door, and inquired, 'Is Widow Smith ; .,. ..in? They are busy at home, so" I came to bring The prayers in the cart from my father." Ada Carleton Stoddard, in Good Cheer. BABRY, Miss Abigail Burr was a little brown old maid, who lived in a little brown old house with her cat Debby. and her woman-of -all- work, Prudence, sharp of tongue, long of visage, browned and older than the - mis tress herself. There was nothing of grace, nor beauty, nor sweetness4 about Miss Ab igail's life ; everything was dry, hard and husky. Indeed, some people were bo un charitable as to say that her heart was like a very much dried up kernel in a nut shell, and would rattle if she were to be shaken hard enough. But I never quite believed that. ' I always said there was a soft spot in Mifls Abigail's heart, to be found when tlie time came to find it. One spring twilight a boy opened Miss Abigail's garden irate and walked up the path between the rows of straggling lilacs. He was not & lxy who lived about Capers town, or he would not have dared venture, I am sure, for Prudence's sake, besides having nothing' to venture for. He was an unkempt, starved-looking little specimen of humanity. His coat was a world too long and patched at .: the elbows, and his trousers weie a -world too short and patoh- ed at the knees. His .bat was guiltless of brim, arid throunh a hole in the crown bobbed a little tuft of hair which had once been brown, but was now wofully faded He went straight up to Miss Abigail's porcJi steps. Miss Abigail was sitting on the porch in her ..high-backed rocking ch Jr. so intent on binding off her stock' in'g heel that she heard neither the eliok of tne gate latch nor the footsteps on the aard-trodden path, and- she did not look up until the boy's figure interposed itself between her work and the fading sunset light He doffed his tattered hat erown. - "If you please, ma'am, will you may I have something to eat ?" It was not at all a tramp's manner of asking ; there was a manliness in the voice which Miss Abigail could not help but no tice. Perhaps that was the reason she looked at the boy sharply for a moment before she answered In that moment, Prudence, tall and an gular, stood in the door wiih a shawl thrown over her head, and her right hand swathed with soft cotton. "I'll have to git Jonas Brown's man to do the milkin', Miss Abigail," said she. "I can't ; I've burned my hand that bad. " The boy looked up quickly. "Can't I could I milk for you ?" As I have intimated, Prudence did not like boys ; and that she sometimes express ed her dislike in a very forcible manner many of the Tillage urchins could testify. Now, she surveyed this boy, standing by the porch steps, from, his bare brown head, not forgetting the faded little tuft.in dumb astonishment. VrTl YTITfVrit 1 3 V ? TV, I mm PmAniiA " said Miss Abigail, thinking rather dubi ously of the nervous,' mouse-colored Alder ney in the yard. . "I chorea on a farm all last summer, ex plained the boy, eagerly, glancing from mistress to maid. "I want some supper, and I'll be glad to "do something to pay for it." "Well, you kin try it," said Prudence, after a momentary deliberation. "Its bet ter n begging a favor, anyhow,' She led the way to the kitchen, and took a shining tin pail from the dresser, "Here's the milk-pail," said she to the boy, who stood waiting ; "an'-the cow's in the yard yonder .Pay-day oomes when the work's done," . And Prudence smiled grimly, as she went about setting but a luneh of bread and butter and eold meat She felt moral ly certain that th&ilighty Aldernev heifer. used only to womankind, would be much more likely to spread a pair of bovine wings and fly away; than to allow herself to be milked by a boy. 'Me can't do it H-he said to Miss Ab- igail, who presently brought her knitting worn, into me sviionen. "x'ne heifer 11 send him skyhigh I . iiut he could and he did it Soon, he appeared in the doorway, his pail brim .ning with snowy foam. "Well, I never !" ejeculated Prudence. "xou didn't think I could?" said the ijoy, smiling brightly. "No, I didn't," admitted Prudence ; and Bixuigjjtway, ui ner astonishment, she ad cTed to his fare a segment of rhubarb pie "Wasn't there a bit of cheese left from tea r aaitea miss Abigail, ' Prudence thought there was, and while she was fetching it from the cellar he gave bimpelf a healthy scrubbing at the pump coming in from his ablutions fresh and ruddy as a rose. He was very hungry there was no doubt of that He looked at Miss Abigail with a deprecating smile as Prudence earned off the bread plate for a third replenishing. . "I'm pretty hungry," said he. "This is the first bite I've had since morning and it tastes good," To be sure it did. Miss Abigail thought of a little brother who died years and years before, ere his tender feet began to feel the pricks in -life's path. How strange that the sight of this little vagrant, satis fying his craving at her kitchen table, should bring to her remembranoe the child who had so early put off the mortal for the immortal ! Presently, when the boy had finished his repast, he laid his knife and fork across his plate . with a methodical precision which it pleased Miss Abigail to see ; and then he glanced from Prudence, standing near with her arms akimbo, to Miss Abigail. : . ' - "Thank you for my supper," said he. Mavbe I'd best be getting along, xou don't want a boy to work, do you i "A boy to work I echoed Prudence. "Did I ever 1" No, we don't," said Miss Abigail,short- . . i i . It. Ana men it was strange euougu that she could not help thinking again of that frail little life which had blighted in the bud so long before. "How far are you going i" she asked. "I don't know, ma'am." "And where have you come from pro ceeded Miss Abigail. V. "Tresoott, ma am. Alotner oieu tnere three months ago." There was a pathetic quiver in his voice. And then, with little questioning, he trwiil liia imtle storv. His name was Bar- rv Olmsted, and he was twelve years old Ha had uvea in ATesoow a lung muo no - . . . . m .11. 1 A." and his mother, they were very poor, but fho-c- yaA ltfiTit a little home together. His wirt.ViAr had taken in sewine. and he had worked for the neighboring farmers sum mum: and had crone to sohool winters, And he had been nappy, lor an uiuy wo an twit until mother died. . m . n a.1 "Then 1 stopped wiin ueaauu. omjjitja a . -, ..i i-v ai spell ; he said he wanted to try me. jdui they were going to bind me out to hini, OLTirl sn T ran flWIT. " "None to blame, nuther," interposed Trnr1aiinA with a ofreat deal of emphasis, "TN mati nM StaDles down to Tresoott TTnV t.af moan hn'd akin a mouse for his hid an1 tflllow 1" "I've been trying along for a chance to nrvrir " nrmtinvirl the bov. smiling faintly. He was very near to tears now.but he held them back sturdily. "But there don't any body seem to want me." ' , Miss Abigail was moved more than she would have cared to own Dy uua rauuu, tn )at who had lived for self so long. their was onmpthinfiT indescribably, pitiful in the thought of this little wanderer, bat tling alone with the world, buffeted by fortune, drifting here or there as chance might dictate. It had grown dark now the lamps had long since been ngntea ; and there were mutterings of distant thun Aa-v in fha air "Its going to rain," said Miss ADigau. "You needn't go to-night ; you may sleep in the stable loft" . Barry thanked her. The storm broke with great violence. And while MissAbigail listened to the sharp peals of thunder and to the pouring of the rain against the windows she thought of the lonely little wayfarer in the stable loft with a TiAw strancre throb of pity. Morn ing oame, merry with bird song and glis tening with myriads of rain-drops. Pru dence was up betimes, but early as it was, she heard the sound of the axe in the woodshed, and when Bhe opened the door Barry smiled at her from his post by the chopping block. ' "I don't think I paid enough for my supper eat such a lot," he said ; "bo I ve split some kindlings, and I'll milk for you this morning if you want me to. Prudence brought tne miiK pan witnoui a word But when she had prepared Miss Abigail's morning meal, she made ready a good substantial breakfast for Barry also. wnen ne naa eaten it ne toon, up mo u crown. "Go out the way you come in,' Baid Prudence. " 'r else you'll bring bad luck. Barry gave a little incredulous laugh, but he went out to the porch. Miss Ab igail was there taking deep breaths of the fresh air, and she bade him a mna "gooa a aa V 1 fV 1 1 A .3 morning as ne went on tne step aim down the path again between the lilacs, exuberant in growth but meager in moom. I wonder why my lilacs, do not jiower more freely." This Miss Abigail said to Prudence, who had followed, to the door. "L dunno, answered jrruaence. Barry heard, and turned. "I guess its because you leave the old blossoms on," he said, hesitatingly. "Mother used to say I must pick the blossoms off one year if I wanted any next" And he went out of the gate, closing it carefully behind him, and along the moist brown highway. . That is a very uncommon Doy, saia Miss Abigail, looking after him with se rious eyes. "Yes," assented Prudence, "ne s aciever 'nough little chap for a boy." "To think of his knowing about the li lacs," continued Miss Abigail, meditative ly "I must cut off the flowers this spring. "An' he got as good a mess o' milk from the heifer as I could ha' done myself with a well hand, Prudence went on. "Yes, he would have been handy about milking and getting the wood for you, said Miss Abigail. "An bnngin' the letters from tne post office." proceeded Prudence. "Its a good piece over to the village in muddy walkin'." So.it is" said Miss ADigan. one gazed reflectively along the road which wound, serpentine, to the iitue namiec a mile away. Barry was climbing the hill, a mere, pitiful, lonely speck in the dis tance, as he was a mere, insignificant atom in the great body of humanity. Miss Ab igail's eyes filled. ,.-"We might have kept him," she said. "Tain't too late yit !" put in Prudence. The two women looked into each other's eyes, ; "If you could ' make him hear," began Miss Abigail. For answer Prudence strode to the road, and sent a long quavering cry after Barry. "B-o-o-ov !" But the little figure they were watching plodded steadily on.'. "Gimme the ole tin horn out'er the kitchen, Miss Abigail !" called Prudence, exoitedly. i "Quick :" "'" Miss Abigail, staid spinster that she was. without a thought of the ludicrous- ness of the proceeding, ran to the kitchen, snatched the horn from its nail and ran out with it to Prudence. And Prudence put it to her lips and blew a blast so long, so loud, that it startled tne Dims into si lence, and set the echoes ringing from hill side to hillside. '. "He c'n hear that if he c'n hear any thing," she murmured. He did. He stopped. Prudence flour ished the horn- in frantic excitement. There was a .moment of suspense ; and then Prudence turned to Miss Abigail, standing by the gate. "He's a-comin' back," she said. , When Barry, breathless with the haste he had made, reached the cottage, Miss Abigail was waiting on the porch. ; "We made up our. minds to keep you," said she,, ','so long as you don't give too much trouble." "0, thank you.ma'aml" cried Barry. "In deed, I'll try to please you." r I am sure he has succeeded,- for the lilacs have been in bloom three tunes since that morning, and he is with Miss Abigail yet, growing tall and strong and manly as the years go by. He tills the bit of a farm which had so long lain unimproved, and in winter attends school at the village, where he is in excellent repute. He is, withal, so faithful and helpful and kind that Prudence is fain to apotheosize the horn after this fashion : . , ' 'Harhsome is as harnsome does ; an' you're deservin1 of a bed of velvet, old horn, for the good deed you done that day." THE BEST Wardswortli, Mart neat ft Loacman't READY-MIXED PAINT at . E. Jk. RUCK cV CO. Q AVE your Carpets and Fairs by using the O Government CarboHged Papei at L. W. CRANE'S. FOB SALE House and three acres of land, with barn, henery, Ac, on Westford Avenue, near Stafford Sprlnga, known as the Nobles place. .lijttSia,. ; . ..j, , HARRIET FAY. The city of Knoxville, Tenn., appears i to be built on nothing. The other day the I water in oneof the citv reservoirs, amount-! ing to half a million gallons, disappeared in a very mysterious way, and subsequent investigation showed that it had gone through an opening in the bottom, and that springs half a mile away had over flowed with roily water. The local papers say the city is built on a mammoth cave, and may some day go the way of its reser voirs. . This Man Was Bald, HE XJ8ED "Kallocrine, And now bas a Luxu riant Head of Hair. This is a copy of a correct likeness, taken from after usine "Knlfocrine." He was perfectly bald, had MFA nf M (annTA Mf nrino (IT Kt inrilULUWIl. VUliu-i used various preparations tnat were nigiuypuii.cu u advertisea; Happening in ofie-aay hi ihp uiuk of his fellow-towneinau, Mr. C. A. Velton, he told him of his loss and experience, the latter said ne oaa a preparation that would bring DacK nis nair n u w uwulhlu tr. An a. If tho nunr( CflH,'H had not been CIC- Htroved and there was still the least life in the roots tf tho hair f r MTnHnfl tonlr hninft hottle of "KallOCrHie," used it faithfully, and in a short time new hair began to aDDear. He purchased a supply of "Kallocrine, aiii-1 tho recnilr. ia Hhnum tti t.htfl mctlire. H wnnld not he wittiont it for twice its cost. Since he has regained his hair it keeps his head trbs FROM DANDRUFF. KEEPS HIS HAIR SOFT ASD GLOSSY, AND KEEPS HIS HEAD AND BRAIN CLEAN AND CLEAR. He will reply to any inquiries addressed to him. Tho Pmnrietnr Ima bM-ii a ilmyyiBt all his life aed knows how injurious nearly all the preparations for the hair that flood the market are, some even pro tho lM-nlri after continued uso. He takes ereat nride in euaruutceintr that ''Kallo crine" contains nothinsr but what is positively benefi- olol in lw.th l.pHfl and hair : MADE FROM THE VERT KinpjT iH&uvninKT9 IT IS A T.fi X IT II Y. Sold bv drns-rfsts at 50 cts. a bottle. There is noth ing else as good, do not take anything in its place. B CI. A. PKLTON. MIDDLETOWN. CONN., Sole Proprietor and Manufacturer. , ... ,,, - (,.i,i -olioh'o American Cough Drops (liquid) is the "old reliable amily remedy for all affections of the head,throat and unga. Keep it in the house. COUGHS AND COLDS. Tor the prompt and effectual cure of Coughs, Colds, Soreness of the Throat and Chest, Bronchitis, Asthma, Inflammation of the Lungs, or other diseases leading to that ter rible malady Consumption, there is no remedy in the world equal to Dr. L. Q. C Wishabt's Puns Thee Tar Cordial. . fWCDCBCIA Iioss of Appetite and I arepromptiy overcome Dy missuperoremeuy, i which rosmiatpa ana sirenemens me organs i of digestion, and establishes a regular habit of I Doay. IMPURITIES OF THE BLOOD. not only strengthens and gives new life to all I Imnnrtant nrs-ans of the bodv. but is also an I excellent Blood Purifier, eliminating impuri ties which beget Scrofulous Eruptions, Salt Rheum, and other diseases of the skin, aa well as those which cause Gout, Rheumatism, and Dropsy. DEBILITY mo NERVOUSNESS. For those persons naturally weak and debilir I tated, or worn out by disease, the tonio and I Strengthening properties of Da. WishartsI rINK TBSS TIB UOBDIAL are uuiiumuij . adapted. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. PRICE, $1.00. JH E GREAT CURE I-0K RHEUMATISM As it is for aU the painful diseases of the KIDNEYS.LIVER AND BOWELS It cleanses the system of the acrid poison that causes the dreadful suffering which only the victims of Rheumatism con realize, THOUSANDS OF CASES of the worst forms of this terrible disease have been quiokly relieved, and in short time PERFECTLY CURED. riUCX, $1. LIQUID OR DRY, SOLD BT DRUGGISTS. 44- Dry can be sent by mail. WELLS, RICHARDSON &Co., Burlington Vt. CARRIAGES ! ESTABLISHED 1826 ! W. H. SMITH'S CARRIAGE MANUFACTORY and DEPOSITORY, 2 Park-st., Springfield, Mass. IOO CARRIAGES IN STOCK I All Grades-Lowest Prices. Large stock of Second-hand Carriages. SapCm "DOMESTIC" SEWING MACHINES ARE THE BEST! ' It is the recognized standard of superiority. A 1 imitate but none equal it. Be sure and try this Ma chine before buying a cheap or so-called "Improved" machine, , FOR SALE BY Ji. JTUXCDJJJD, - STAFFORD SPKIIVGS. 2CapCm ARTESIAN WELLS, Suuk in Rock or Earth, to 100 Feet wltliout.iucreake of Cut per toot. OLD WELLS PUT DOWN without taking up. These Wells furnish the Best of Water. S u r face Drainage, liats, Toads,and Worm effectually shut out. D. C. HOLMES, Stafford Springs, Conn. PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM A beneficial dressing preferred to similar art icles because of its puri tv and rich perfume. It ltestores to uray iiair tho Youthful Color & prevents dandruff and falling of the hair. fiOc. & il.HUcoi Co.,N'.Y. Kiceli ttwtiueit Huwer oxlracu Id rijhnsu. llcata, very lattlnf. Ms odor like It. Be ;aro yon gt FliOIUS TON Cologns, ilg-nstar ot Hixca & Co. - U. If., On tvery label. 95 sn4 IS rU., st dranUtsand Soalc.t in porAisjM. jyJONTJMENTALi WORKS ot J. H. COOK & CO., Springrileld., lVIass. P.O. Box 31 6 monuments, Tablets! and every description nfflamstsrv Work. Imnortersof Scotcn and EntTliaili draniteai. Manufacturers anddealersin all varieties of Polisttaea antl Unpolihed American and Foreign ranites. Italian and American Jtlarble. Work sent to any part of the country oraers .oy mail peompuy araenaeo ui. re'gns and estimatettf nrnished on application. We desire to exDcess our thanksfor thelibera natronasre which we have received, and would re- specttuiiy -oncii acouuiiuance.oi ine 8ame,wnicn DTJRE BROOKLYN LMD, XT PII02MIX PURE WHlEi; LEAD. The universally satisfactory H. .W- John's) "ASBEVTOai lilliriD PA I NTH. For sale at , v L. W.CRANE'S, TTa X fiOOD THING A - And I Knew it," were tne Words of Mr Iievi Porter, the Celebrated Fashion able Cutter to the Firm of Nathan c Taylor, under the Narragansett Kouse, Providence, R. I. Show what an Honeit thins; will do "Its a good thing ; I know ita a good thing." Such were the words addressed to your reporter when he called at the fashionable establishment of Nathan & Taylor, under the Narragansett House, Providence, R. I, The' speaker was Mr. Leroy Porter, head man ager of the tailoring department of this large cloth ing house, as he was cutting his way through a mam moth pile of brocades, Scotch plaids and broadcloths "I felt sometimes as if there was a cannon ball rest ing on my stomach. I would have to get up at night for I was so short of breath. You see in the spring our busy season we are at work sixteen hours per day. Have short times for meals, and at Irregular hours. My stomach became very much disordered, and i was all out of health. I tried every kind of medjCjneg The doctors said it was a touch of dys- nepsia. I could get nothing to do me permanent good (r, d ,.eC0miueuded Br. Kennedy's PAVO- RI,ra REMEDY. I know its a eood inedieine. It has completely cured me Of stomach disorders and in digestion, it seems to oe a morougn cleanser or me Hvmein irom Diuonsness or miyumiK ui mat kijuu. know this for I've tried it. I'm in the best of health but should I ever have a dysieptic turn again Dr. Kennedy's FAVORITE -REMEDY would be my source of reliet. ur. Kcimenys k avukiiis linm. EDY acts upon the digestive organs in a charming mannor, regulating their action, strengthening and purifying the whole system." Ask your druggist for it. D ROWNED IN BEER. Concerning this Popular Beverage xwo men jsxprexa inei rraines, "The fact is. sir. and vou mav stick a pin there, that the people of this country are likely to be drowned in a nood ot lager Deer," suoutea an eumusiasuc ieio taler the other day into the ear of your cornered cor corrcspondent. That German drink has struck us nara. it is me secona ueiuge." "Yes, and the worst of this beer-drinkiosr business is that it gets up kidney troubles, as a heavy wind raises me waves, auuou a tiiy unyniuau, uu imu a tul t-,m ,, . I A Uotohor nSht raThlSnSJ leaverbehind it a wafee of furred tongues, headaches, torpid livers, nausea, and all that, and lays tne tounuation ot tsngnt's Disease." This melancholy tact accounts in part for the in creasing sales Ot JdJjNSUN,S UAFUlNiS FOKOUS PLAS'TBRS, which at once mitigates these symptoms. Price 25 cents. Ask your physician about it. Seiibury & Johnson, Chemists, New York. IriiM's Man VBiietaMB Pills Secure Healthy action to the liver and relieve all bil- ioua troubles. Trie tSi. AU Druggists. furolyTegetabltni'SpiSg? II mo bouiflam or uoiaea, CI It German or Western, Hungarian Grass or Millet, In lar;;e ot small quantities. Send for quota tions before ordering elsewhere. FRANK S. P1LATT, 374 & 373 State St, New Haven, Ct. H ELY'S Cream Balm T.-Xi- A 11.. l K nasal passages ot ua tarrhal virus, causius healthy secretions,nllaf iuflamination, protects t ne memorane trom aa ditional colds, complete ly heals the sores and re stores the sense of taste and smell. Beneficial re sults are realised by a tew applications. A thorough treatment will cure Catarrh.Hay Fever, &c. Unequaled for colds iu the head. Agreeable to use. Apply by the little finger into the nos trils. Will deliver by mail 80c. a package postage HAY-FEVER tamps. Sold by wholesale a ELY'S CREAM BALM CO., Owego, N. Y. H IS SOUJL AND HIS SILVER. "Your asking me how X-came to use it, reminds me of the story of the Scotchman who, on his deathbed after a life ot meanness, wanted' to make things all right with the Lord by leaving some money to the kirk." " 'Will the Almighty pass me into Heaven if I give 10,000 pounds to the kirk, d'ye think V said he." " 'I can't promise ye thot, mon,' answered the min ister, 'but I advise ye to try the experiment.' " Laughing heartily at the story, Rev. F. E. Osborne, of No. 273 Ogden avenue, Jersey City, pastor of the First Baptist church, West Hoboken, continued "That's what I did with Parker's Tonic ; I tried the experiment; It more than met my expectations, and I am very glad to testifv to its excellence. It goes at once to the root of all digestive and aervous derange ments so common among men of my profession. For women and chronic invalids the Tonic is a per fect invigorant, and is destined to supplaut all other remedies for this purpose. A single dose produces the gentle perspiration and sense of life which erad icates disease. It seems to rouse every organ imo activity. I admire it, too. for its power to antagonize the hold of the liquor habit over inebriates." This preparation, which has been known as Par ker's Ginger Tonic, will hereafter be called simply Parker's Tonic. As unprincipled dealers are con stantly deceiving their customers with inferior arti cles under the name of ginger; and as ginger is really an unimportant flavoring ingredient, we drop the mis leading word. There will be no change, however, in the prepara tion itself, and all bottles in the hands of dealers, wrapped under the name of Parker's Ginger Tonic, contain the genuine medicine if the facsimile signa ture of Hiscox & Co. is at the bottom of the outside wrapper. Db E. C. West's Nebvb and Bbain Treat spocifio for Hysteria, izzi- MENT, a guaranteed ness. Convulsions, UWl KJyJU V UAOIUI1B, JL-1U), XIOTVUUE ITUUfUiglU, Headache, Nervous Prostration caused by tho nso of alcohol or tobacco, Wakefulness, Mental De pression, Softening of tho Brain resulting in in sanitv and leadinar to miserv. deeav and death. . XT. XT 1 Prematura Old Age, Barrenness, Loss of jower in either box. Involuntary t-iosaea and Spermat orrhoea caused by overexertion of tho brain, self abuse or over-indulgenoe, Eaoh box contains one month's treatment. $1.00 a box, or six boxes for $5.00, sent by mail prepaid on receipt of price. WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES To cure any case. With each order received byue for six boxes, accompanied with $5jOO, wo will send the purchaser our written guarantee to re fund the money if the treatment does not effect acuret Guarantees issued only by E.A.WliittlGsey Druggist, NewHayeu,Ct. Hi not, life ia sweeping by, go and dure before yon die, something mighty and suMime leave behind to conquer time." $C6 a week in your own town. M ontflt free. No risk. Everything new. Capital not required. We will furnish you everything. Many are making fortunes. Ladies inaKc as mucii as men, anu uoys ana gins maKo greai pay. Readers, if you want busines at which you cau make great pay all the time, write for particulars to H. Hauitt & Co., Portland, Maine. PATENTS Obtained for new ib ventions,or for improve ments in om ones, cav eats, Infringements, Trade-Marks, and all patent business promptly attended to-- INVENTIONS THAT HAVE BEEN REJECTED may still, in most cases, be patented by us. Being opposite the U. S. Patent Office, and engaged in PA TENT BUSINESS EXCLUSIVELY, we can secure patents in less time than those who are remote from Washington. When Inventors send model or sketch, we make search in the Patent Oflice, apd'ad vise as to its patent ability, free of cbabge. Correspondence, confi dential: fees reasonoble; and, NO CHARGE UN LESS PATENT 18 OBTAINED. We refer bv Dermlssion to the City Postmaster .and to the Superintendent of the Post Office Money Order wi.i.i I II'.. ..V. J.. , H,A-annAtAl t AHV1B1U1I 111 ITOBUUiWU, . 1'Vi DJJCI1UI lCilllCUl,CDbUl eular, advice, fec, address C. A. SNOW & CO., Opposite Patent Office, Washington, D. C. a week made at home by the in dustrious. Best business now before the public. Capital not needed. We will start you. Men, women, boys and girls wanted everywhere to work for us Now is the time. Yon can work in snare time, or cive your whole time to the business. No other business will pay you nearly as well.. No one can fail to make enormous pay, by engaging at once. Costly ontflt and terms free. ' Money made fast, easily and honor ably. Address Tbue & Co.; Augusta, Maine. c ASTOK OIL. J&1.50' Pet Ual., At E.A. BUCK cV CO. Oatarr HeAifseBESlZVl Health is Wealth ! m Misa Emily Faiihfull is reported aa say ing after a visit to Vassal college : "You know an audience of young lady students is the hardest one in the world to address. I always feel like surrendering at discre tion when confronted with a battery of 600 girls' eyes. They listen politely, but you never know what they think. They ap plaud kindly, but reflect afterwards. I was most struck at Vassar with the alert ness of your American women. They are full of nerves, they are-eager, qulcic, ex citable, and they seem to combine thor oughness with a vivacity we Blow coach English folks don't possess. "Xnen you like our American women, do you ?" ask ed the reporter. "Your American women are more nervous and active and eager than ours. Your climate is more exasper ating ; it is 'beastly' weather here some times ; the London fogs are not a circum stance to some of the weather you en dure without complaining. But it tells on women, who are more susceptible to such influences than men. I notice that many of your intellectual women, your women of culture and writers, have a meager, stinted look. It isn t considered 'nice ltr adies to eat much here. I find that they regard "leed as a nasty word. As a re sult they lack physique. They ought to take more square meals, and have more care for creature comforts, and get more epose, to onset the effects of your too driving ways of living." "Do you think it better to educate girls by themselves or with young men ?" "Better together than apart, but far better apart than not at all." "There will be no peaches this year, by the way. Frost killed them all. Every last soht.ry peach, the man on the wood box remarked, with a pathetio inflection in his voice. "Which frost?" savagely demanded the fat passenger. "(same old frost, replied the man on the wood-box, sadly. "Same frost that killed em last year, suppose ?" said the cross passenger. "The same ! the man on the wood-box asserted. 'And the one before that again ?" the brakeman echoed. And the man on the wood-box bowed his head in assent. "The same old frost." he said, "that kills all the apples in Michigan every year, and destroys the ice crop on the Hudson. I've oeen a larmer myself, before l reiormed and I've known a snow-storm in Colorado to blight all the sugar maples in Vermont A Fortune may be made by hard work but can neither be made nor enjoyed without health. To those leading sedentary lives JJr, a. V. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery is a real friend. It stimulates the liver, pu rifies the blood, and is the best remedy for consumption, which is scrofulous disease of the lungs. By all druggists. ' ' Chicago Creek : The president of a de f unct savings bank of this city got into hack and rode to the central depot yester day. Upon arrival at his destination the driver said, "fare, please, one dollar." As the regular charge is only fifty cents, the passensrer indienantlv demanded of the "Jehu," "what do you take me for?" "Fifty cents on the dollar, sir. 1 was afraid to say only fifty cents for the ride for fear you would want to settle with me for a quarter, that being ntty per cent. and the rate at which you settled with your other creditors." The hackman got his dollar and the ex banker got something he had not thought ot before. Percy W. Hastings of Leominster.Mass, whose body below his neck was complete ly paralyzed by a fall in a gymnasium three years ago, haslearned to paint in water-colors," holding ''the brush between his teeth. An attendant mixes the colors and puts the brush in his mouth. His skill is said to be surprising, and his prog ress is so rapid that his friends actually expect his paintings to attain celebrity by reason of their artistic value independent ly of the physical dexterity which pro duces them. " Db. Ptekce's " Favorite PEESCRrPTiON" al ways becomes the favorite remedy of those who try it. It is a specific for all female "weaknesses" and derangements, bringing streneth to the limbs and back, and color to the face. Of all druggists. The Springfield Republican says : There has been a change in one of the local fashions that oueht not to go unnoted and that is not unnoted bv women. Young men have learn ed that it is not the thing to smoke on the streets, and you may now walk far before you meet a tonv voune man who is guilty of this breach of etiquette. The hale youth from rural regions, however, who comes to town after peanuts and soda water, may occasion- ally be seen leading his girl about and putting a musty Connecticut weed. Answeb This. Is there a person living who ever saw a case of ague, biliousness, nervous ness. or neuralgia, or any disease of the stom- ach. liver, or kidneys that Hop Bitters will not cure ? D EATH TO VERMIN. Genuine Persian Insect Powder, at HODGSON'S. PANCERS. Bv experience for the past ten years upon myself and others, I am now preparea 10 remove uucers, uu kivo niusihuiuu. Unarges reasoname. axiiao rnuun, Stafford Springs, Jan. 8, 1883. A7 G. H. BAKER & CCTS. Furniture Boo 41 Largest Stock. Lowestl'rices. UTOAUj AND SEE THEM,, Respectfully, . G. H. BAKER & CO. "XTTTRKV. T.airica rlenirino tba Hfrvi"na of IN competent nurse during confinement, should address MRS. JOSEPH M. NICHOLS, Westford. Ct. Best of referenco given. 8marpd3int.f TTAEEISON BRO'S. "WHITE I,EAI, AA Brooklyn WHITE LEAD Lowo: prices at E.A.HUCK&CO. CUREO IVJTli-V.il.l-i V.JLUXV out Knife or Pain. By J. M. CUMINS, M. l).,W Lexington avenue, k. x. books sent rree. IJHE NEW PATENT dut-pr6of STEM WINDING OPEN FACE CASE. MANUFACTKHED IY THE American Watch Co., WALTHAM, MASS. This case is formed in one solid piece without iotnt or seam, opening in front only, thus avoiding the usual cap, and seeming greater strength and dura bility. These Watches are all open face. Thebez,.! intn which an extra strong crystal is fitted with an especial ly prepared water-proof cement, is attached to the case by screwing it thereon, and thus forms an air- ugnt junction with the body of the case, which is proof against dust and moisture. To railroad men, travelers, miners. liiniW-, and others who are almost constantly exposed and who have to make frequent reference to the watch, these qualities are of tho utmost Imnortanee. The following letters t1l own story : Valdosta, Georgia, July 20, 1882. I sold one of your Patent Dust Proof Cases about ten months ago, and the other day it came buck to mo with the request to make it wind easier. On exami nation I found that the stem was ruBty, and I Inquired mio me cause ot it. The gentleman stated tr. m f i. he was starting some saw-logs that had lodm-d iu tl. bend of the river, when his chain r,irM t . i.,uk and threw his watch into about twelve feet of water, and he was abont two hours finding it. When lis got it out it was runuiug, uud he thought all right. In about three months bo found that the stem was hard to turn and sent it to'me. I can say that the watch is all that the comnanr claims for it, and recommend it to all railroad and mill men. n. w. nEKTTT .nv Clinton, Iowa, April 29, 1881. 'I wish you would send me a spriug for the Wm. Ellery Watch. By the way this Ullerv is a watch I sold In your Screw Bezel Case to a farmer last fall. The first of Januarv he lost thn wnti-li tn he woods, and found it this week in about one foot of water. It had.luin three months and over lu snow and water, with but slight injury to the watch only a hair-Bpring. c. S. RAYMOND." The above were very severe tests, and demonstrate beyond a doubt, that for any reasonable length of time during which a watch might be under water it would receive no injury whatever. We'make these cases in both gold and silver, and us a Perfectly- Du-t-Proof Stem Wind ing: Watch Cane, Cuallemge.the World to Produce lt Dqual. FOB SALE BY ALL FIRST-CLASS JEWELERS. 12upam LEWIS' RED JACKET BITTERS, t A PURELY VEGETABLE PREPARATION. J Contain s no Mineral or Poisonous Suh- a . n.. T 3 i j-. - J ir.1 f rever anu Ague aim maiari-. A Sa-vereicrn. Homedv for LIVER & KIDNEY TROUBLES.! FEMALE DIFFICULTIES In young or old, married or single, yield readily to this Invaluable FAMILY MEDICINE. FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS. LEWIS 4 CO., Proprietors, New Haven, Conn., U. S. A. ; Testimonial ef a Laay : Orange, Conn., ) Jan. 10, 1883. J : Messrs. Lewis & Co.. . Gentlemen: I hare suf- ; fered with Chills and Feer and Malaria for the past two' years, residing during that ; time at 780 Chapel street, New Haven, Conn. I used quinine in its various forms, and a great deal of it While I could prevent ' the chills I could not rid my system of the poison. For some time last summer I was so weak that I could sit up but .very little. My countenance was swollen, and quinine failed to give me an appetite, or to act perceptibly as a tonic. In this condition I began the use of your Lewis' Red Jacket Bitters. Immediately I felt their effects. In two weeks I was nearly in my usual health. I used two bottles since that time. Whenever I have a recurrence of mala rial symptoms I use a few doses of the Bitters, and I certainly consider them a most valuable remedy. They are my medicine. Respectfully yours, Mrs. T. F. Warnkb. ? AJ,EOTUKJb: to Young Bleu on the Lots of , A Lecture en the Nature. Treatment and Radical Cure of Seminal Weakness, or spermatorrhoea induced ny Belt-Abuse, luveiuntar missions, Impotency, Nervous Debility, and Imped: ments to Marriage generally ; consumption, hpl'epsy ana rits : mental ana rnysica ROBERT J. CULVERWELL, Mental and Physical Incapacity, fea By M. l)., authoi bor of the Green Book. Ac. The world-renowned author, In tbis admirable Leo ture, clearly proves from his own experience that the awful consequences of Self-Abuse may be effectually removed without dangerous surgical operations, bougies, instruments, rings or cordials ; pointing out a mode of cure at once certain and effectual, by which every sufferer, no matter what his condition mav be, may cure himself, cheaply, privately and radically. iVThit lecture vtillprov a boon to thousand ani thousand. Sent under seal. In a plain envelope, to any address, post-paid, on receipt of six cents or two postage stamps. Address THE CULVERWELL MEDICAL CO.. 41 Aon-t.. New York, N.Y. ; Post Office Box, 4s) O. Cari Collectors. Now set just out and cta- locue. 8c. alamo. T different sets, loo. LWUW M r u. uo.. Baltimore, Co.. Baltimore, Md.