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il n TOE ABGUa PATUBDAY. MABCH G, 1807- ELECT CONFIRMED Senate Ratifies McKinley's Cabl , ntt Selections. SHIP OF STATE FULLY MASSED So hf aa tba Qaarter-Dack Is Conoeraod FmMnt Busy All Da? Becctvlng Yhv Itora Capital City Looks Ltka at Park Br a Ilenle Explanation of the Ab aenea af Olaey from tha nmraiUa ef Washington, March ; . The senate Was In session only about two houro yes terday and the greater part of the time was spent In executive tension In con firming; McKlnlcy'a cabinet appoint' mrnts. White In legislative session the credentials of Mark Manna as senator from Ohio to succeecd Sherman were presented by Forakcr, and he was sworn In ty Vice President Hobart. Davis also designated acting chairman of the TBS WZlTg noes . committee on foreign relations to suc ceed Sherman. Beyond the usual no tification to the president nothing fur ther was done. The chamber was a botanical garden when Vice President IIoLart called tha senate to order. Sel dom has there been a more general dis play of roses and beautiful flowers. In most instances the senators who had been so bounteously remembered by their friends were the senators, and the favors were without exception bestowed upon IlcpuMlcan senators. Wolcott cf Colorado, who had Just returned from his mission in the Interest of bimetall ism, was In his seat early in the session, llanna aad Forakcr Applauded. The galleries were crowded to their utmost capacity and many people stood on the outside from early morning anx ious to secure admission, though disap pointed In that respect to the end. The diplomatic gallery was the only exception.- None of the seats In this gallery was occupied. After llanna had been worn In several senators presented their congratulations. There-was a spontan eous bunt of applause In the galleries as the two distinguished sons of Ohio, both entering simultaneously upon new fields of labor, walkod arm In arm down the center aisle. There was no effort to suppress the applause. Mrs. Hanna, with a party of friends, was In the gal lery when her husband was Initiated Into office, and of course was an Inter ested witness of the proceedings. The cabinet nominations m were sent In at 12:45. The senate went Into executive session, and after confirmation of the cabinet, adjourned. CUy Like a rirato Fare. The city yesterday morning looked very much like a theatre In daylight oi a picnic park after a barbecue, the bril liant weather of the 4th had given place to a cold, drifting rain and mist. Flags and streamers hung limp and dejected, while under foot tha streets were lit-teri-d with torn paper, orange pec! and the countless debris left by the surging crowds of the day before. Pew of the decorations had been removed- toad mint of the reviewing stands were still In existence, but dark and deserted. Ac cording to the best estimates of the rail roads up to date the total visiting crowd was about 175,000. a little less than half the number four years ago. Even these have quickly dispersed, and while there are still noticeable crowds In and about the public buildings and the street car lines are more than commonly crowded, the sidewalks are about down to their normal population. . HEW FKESIDEXT KEPT bust. Baa to Hold aa Oat Door BeocptloB tor the Kulhoalatie Crowd, Tha centre of Interest of the crowds that were In the city yesterday morning was the While House, which was sur rounded. So great was the demand to see the president that be put on his hat and overcoat and went out on the portico, and stood tbero bowing while 'the throng formed In line and passed him. Before this he bad personally re eclved a number o'f veterans of his old regiment. The secretary of the interior. Cornelius N. Bliss, called during the day. Boon thereafter . the outer doors were closed against the general .crowds to the great disappointment of a large number of. people who gathered throughout the arternoon and stood la the rain In hope of ratchlng'a glimpse of the chief executive. About 3:15 o'clock came General Cox. the secretary of the achate. He brought formal no tice to the president of the confirmation by the senal of .the cabinet nomina tions submitted, yesterday. All through the afternoon the call n rami) In., and all were received bv the president when" they were properly accredited. Pemftor Thurston, or ;se braska, hud no less than a doxen In the 'party which ha headed. Yet It was a remarkable fact that In the whole num ber of visitors there wars only wo persons who presented applications for offlc. In one or two instances a letter from soma senator or representative or political leader was received, beg Clng the president not to flu some spe cial place until tha writer was heard from. Gary, one of the new cabinet. was on of the afternoon callers. No persons were admitted abpva the Y w aala ineat TmrfV I""" Inaaguratlon. I . ; . : . :g . V. . f . -, . . ' . r f " ' ' - i ! - . ? L V 1 . - - - I in I I 1 1 a.a..a mmmmm 1 Mil A tAUViAl AAA -LU-S-Ji-lB III I Use the Only Smiffg Remedy in the World .sxflgt ?as mow mery Test Paine's In March. April and May die Paine'a celerj compound. Ana onijr raine celery compound! For it is nature's remedj. Do not lor a moment confound It with any . of the . ignorant, catch penny, short-lived patent remedies arsap&rillns, nervines . and , tonios that bear as mach resemblance to Paine'a celery compound as the pira- site vines do to the oaks that they live oo. : " . Paine'a celery compound cures disease. It makes, people well. It nas saved tne lives of thoasands of ufferera. It makes the weak strong. It purifies the blood and enriches the nerves. , . Every condition of winter life has been detrimental to health. There ha been a steady decline in nervous vigor. Mow that spring comes the body is ready to cast off unhealthy tissues u it is only tsiven a chance, fhis opportunity comes when the excretory organs, kidneys, skin and io wen are - made to work actively md . the. nerves, are able, to fnrnian ulu -lent energy to the digestive or- ground floor after 4:30 o'clock. ixwn , stairs, however, the receptions were re- ' sumed and the president welcomed the Marquette club, of Chicago, with, a handshake for each member. Mrs. McKlnley bore the day's ordeal very well Indeed. She breakfasted down stairs and Insisted on shaking hands with some of the callers upon her hus- Vnd, Inc'.udlear the mean bars e.f Troop At of Ohio. OLSrjEVa AB8ENCE EXPLAINED. : Why Ha Did Xos Attend the laaagaral Exercise Queen IJ1. Washington, March C. The failure of President Cleveland's cabinet to attend tha inaugural ceremonies on the east front of the Capitol, and the absence of Secretary Olney from the whole pre ceeSlnas Baa been construed in sr Aa quarters as an Indication of friction BaV tween Cleveland and his prime minis ter. It was really due to a alight over sight of persona charged with the pre paration of the Inaugural programme, for which neither the old nor the new administration can be held chargeable, 'here Is no established precedent for the attendance of the cabinet of the retiring president at the Induction of hla successor, and when it was noticed by, the cabinet members that no place bad been Set down for them In the official programme of the line of escort to the Capitol they had no feeling on the subject and were prepared to ac cept tne plan gracefully. However, It was deemed best to call the attention of the senate committee on arrangements to the matter, and this was done, but a further lapse occurred somewhere and provision was not made for them. Before the escort started for the Capitol the omission was discovered by General Porter and President Mc Klnley, and the cabinet was placed In a proper position in the. line as Mc Kinley's personal guests all save Sec retary Olney, who could not be reached in time with news of the arrangement. The following ; letter explains.' how LMuokalan! obtained access to tha sen- ate curing the inauguration. It Is ad dressed to Secretary Olney: ' eir: Ex-Queen Llliluokalnnl in slrous of witnessing the inauguration of the president and vice president-elect on tne 4th or March, and she has made application through her friends for two seats, one for herself and one for her escort. It is Impossible for the commit tee of arrangements to provide these places except In the dinlotnatio ni. lery, but as the tickets to that gallery iu ue sent to you lor distribution the committee does not feel at liberty to assign seats id the gallery to any one. It Is. however, the Judgment of the committee on arrangements that you provide the seats tor the ex-queen out of those to be sent to you for the use of the diplomatic corps. , "Very Respectfully. "'JOHN .SHERMAN, "Chairman Of the committee on arange- mcnts. i - ; ? - 1 Hoose aad Seaato Canetuc. 'Washington. March . There will be no opposition whatever to the choice of Speaker Reed as the Republican can. dldate-for another term In that nosltlon. He will be surely chosen at the caucus to be held a week from today. There has been . mention of Groavepor and Hopkins or Illinois as possible candi dates, but neither gentlemen desires to run. So well assured is Reed's else- OD1ARTI6 fcwd fce J.k W a. ffeTaV r eft T Uf? TO II TT 1 DPII AUBTT PTA1TI - - N a doom. 1 1 I'j n 1 1 1 II JIM lii nIMill ft I II I li liifll Celery Co :' ' .--j ; . . ... ".. No remedy in the world accom plishes these results like Paine'a cel ery compound. It nourishes regu latea and invigorates the entire ner vous ayetem from the , brain to the minutest nerve filament. It causes an increased appetite and tones up the stomach to deal with the. in- oreased iood. - Its nourishing action is immediately manifest in a , clear ing up of, the muddy, unhealthy skin, aa increase in weieht and more refreshing sleep. i xirat discovered after laborious, scientifig research by the ablest phy sician America haa produced, ' Prof. Edward E. Phelps, M. D., L. L. D . of Dartmouth college, il U prescribed and publicly endorsed by the best practitioners in every city of, Amer ica. . It has beet, so enthusiastically recommended by grateful men ana women in every walk of life that it it today in every sense the most pop ular remedy the world ever knew. ( It has sroven itself the creates t of all spring medicines. injN8w xort, uiicago. Philadel phia, Boston. St. Louis and two or three other large citie. the leading newspapers mak'ng their own can- Qon that members are already present ing to him their requests for committee assignments. The Republican senators will meet in caucus today to consider matters of party policy and possibly the subject of reorganizing the commit tees of the senate. i President McKlnley Entertains. Washington, March 6. President and Mrs. McKinley last night entertained at dinner at the White House a number of the members of the party who came with them in the special train' from Canton. It was entirely an Informal af fair and was Intended mainly as an honor to the younger persons. , Mother McKlaley also was present and In ad dition the following: Miss May Barber, Miss Ida Barber. Miss Mabel McKlnley. Miss Grace McKlnley. James McKlnley, Mr. and Mrs. MacWHllams. Miss Sarah puncan, James Barber, Samuel Saxton, Mr. and Mrs. McClymonds and Mr. and Mrs. C. M. RusseU. . 1 ' Horticulturists ia Coaoott. ' 1 'Washington. March 6. The national convention of State Horticultural so cieties met yesterday in the Red parlor at the EDbitt House. Fifty delegates, representing nearly all the states, were in attendance. The purpose of the con vention la to consider and recommend the most appropriate federal and state legislation for , preventing the intro duction or diffusion of noxious Insects and fungi in the United States. atevensoa Ba Haute Home. Washington, March 6. Ex-Vice Pres ident Stevenson, accompanied by Mrs. Stevenson left the city on aa early train ror Bioomington, Ills., where Stevenson will resume, the practice of the legal profession which he gave up when en tering public life four years ago. They may stop In Chicago for a day en route. Senator Sorrows Lonehea Oar. Pbagreo. Washington, March 6. 3enator Bur rows . gave a luncheon yesterday to Governor Plngree and staff cf Michigan in the room of the senate committee on Judiciary. New Bank for North Dakota. Washington, March S. The comptrol ler of the currency has given authority for the organisation of the First Na tional bank, of Edgemont, 8. XX, capital, $50,000. Aa Tmliai lalag Gift. Lord Lfiichton'a houaa is to he nra. c . X sanrtwl trt' ShA nation, whinh in tniti ia to maintain it in its present condition as an artutio monument or its late own er. ItiannoTBcinna tn disensa nnnh mut ters too closely, and every one will rec ognise the good intentions of the ladies who make the generous gift; but soaie aay win no necessary seriously to dis CUSS this bnsinesa. now an mnrh in tanU. ion. Of koeoillir on tha hniM thut &n associated with the memory of oar great men., One day it is Carlyle, another it m . ia -iiuaer, aoo aoon. , ., . .: v- j There ia a little "boom." a few of the faithful pour in on the opening day and examine, the bat stand, and the walking stick, and the dining loom ta ble, and then they go away and straight way forget all about it For a year or so strav Americana and a show of interest, and then the thing uwumes a mere wnire elephant, of in terest or of use to nobody. Lord Leigh- un a ouuso is ouf oeyotMi Holland Park, and. as it is not to he nitho, k.i . museum or a home, who ia likely after the first few weeks to take the trouble to go three or four miles to visit it? c. antes uazeite. - Robert We had quite aa experience mm ouwir a aa evexung; - c RtrkSTd TraT r . Robert Yea. We were sitting there wancaanoes. When Sto derrs danxhter aaddimi knk. Richard So? And what did the rest of you do? -y - -Kobert-Oh, the rest of ua broke'away - -w mm uitj. cxjbcob xTanacnpt. pound vassea again this year, have found that thetemand for Paine's cslery oompoand surpasses that of all other remedies together. v ; - Paine's celery compound, taken during the early spring days, has even more than its usual remarkable efficiency in making people welL . It makes short work of disease. ' Jt rapidly drives out- neuralgia, . sleep lessness, dyspepsia and rheumatism from the system. It removes that lassitude, or "tired feeling," which betokens weakened nerves and poor b oj3. ; . r ! Women working in close offices, oaleswomen, tired out and nervous from long hours' standing on their feet, and waiting on impatient, irri tating RUHtnmers; overworked, wor ried and disheartened men sal women everywhere will be ast3n-lh-i t find how much happier life becomes when their nerves have been strengthened and their blood purified by means of this great remedy. - No other remedy has the hearty approval of a like b?dy of educated men and women, and professional men, nor has there ever been a rem edy that was welcomed in so many THEY. DO NOT SIT. Sosae Birds That ' Batch Their Kgga by Jaoer Ilovtees. It is well kuowu that the Australian megapod is a bird that is accustomed to sit on its eggs. Iu certain parts of Aus tralia are found numerous mounds of considerable size and height which the first explore took to be burial grounds. These were made by the Megapodius tumulus, which uses thorn for hatching Ua oggs. They have sometimes consid erable dimensions. A nest that is 14 feet high and G5 fect in circumference may be regarded as large. Each megapod bulds its own nest with material which it gathers from all sides, and-these- are exactly what the gardener nsos in the month of March to make his forcing beds namely, leaves and - decomposing vegetable . matter, which, by their fermentation, give off an appreciable amount of heat. Iu the forcing beds this heat hastens the sprout ing of the seeds. In the nest it suffices for the development and hatching of the young birds, aud the mother can go Where she likes and occur,y herself as aha wishes without being troubled by the duties of sitting. ' In the Email island of Kinafou, in the Pacific, another bird has a some what similar habit; in so far as it also abandons its eggs, but in place of ob taining the necessary heat from fer mentation it gem it from warm sand. The leipoa, cr native pheasant of Aus tralia, acts like the megapod and watch es tbo temperature of its mound very closely, coveriu'jf and uncovering the eggs several times a day to cool tbem or heat them as beccmes necessary. Aft er hatching, the young bird remains in the mound several hours. -It leaves on the second "day, hut returns for the night, and not until the third duy is it able to leave for good the paternal abode. Revue Scientifiane. Tk Brmtid.t lie cam! 7. Mr R, B. tireevrt, merchant, uf Chilhowie. Ya , certiBes thai he had cjDsomption. was (riven up to die, sought all medical treatment that money could procure, tried all eouh remedies that he could hear of. but pot r-o relief; spent many nights sit ting up fn a chir; was induced t try Dr King's New Discovery, and was cured by the use of two bottles. Fur past three years has been at tending to business anl sas Dr. King's New Discovery i the'erand et remedy ever made, as it has done o much for him and ' a! no for others tn his community.: Dr. King's New Discovery is guaranteed for Coughs. Colds and Consumption. It don't fail.- Trial bottles free at Hartz A Ullemeyet's dreg store. Boat Toast apt mum Tou Ufa Away. ' If you want to quit tobsoco using easily and forever be made well, strong, magnetic, full of new life and vigor, take Mo-To-Bae. the wonder worker that makes weak men strong. Many gain ten pounds in tea days. Over 400,000 cured. Buy Ko-To-Bac from your own druggist, who win guarantee a cure. Booklets and sam ples mailed free. ' Addres Sterling Heni'dy company, Chicago or New York. " ' ; Seattle naeaaistlaas Cared. L. Wagner, wholesale druggist, Richmond. Vs.. saya: - "I had a fear ful, attack of sciatio rheumatism, was laid up almost two months; was fortunate enough to gt Myatic Cure for rheumatism Tfcis cured me after . doctor'a prescriptions had failed to have any effect. n Sold by Otto Gro'jan, 1501 Second avenue, druggist. Bock Island; Gust Schlegel A Bon, 230 West aecond street, Dav- in of Time. Makes intelligent, prudent homes, where pains is taken to get only the best in so vital a matter. Ia snob families all over the country Paine's celtry compound is the first, last and only remedy used. Prof. Phelps had studied the nerves in health , and disease, when well nourished and when under-nourished, ia men and women and chil dren years before he looked for the remedy. Paine's celery compound is the outcome of his . entire profes sional lite. It is the one remedy that the world could not lose today at any price. Paine'a celery compound induoes the body to take on solid flesh. . PHvsioians reooirnisa Painn'a mIdf, compound as the one xcieatifio sprint isiumj, iuu ik js universally pre scribed by them wherever there is great need of a vigorous and prompt restoring of health and strength to the worn out system. Paine's celery compound is the best spring remedy because it is more than a mere spring remedy. It brings about a healthier appetite. Complete digestion, reirnlar act inn of the bowels and the other excretory Volleet "Ah!" gaid Mr. Kniirht Starr, tha emotional tragedian, as be came in eight of a farmhouse. "Mayhap tfaia Worthy peasant will give souie refresh ment for the inner man. What, ha there!" The worthy peasant gazed at the tra gedian foe a moment and answered, "Yew durn fool, don't yew know a pitchfork from a hoe?" Aud having thus spake he disap peared within hia abode. Cincinnati Enquirer. To Keep Oranges Fresh. To keep oranges or lemons fresh for any length of time select firm ones, wrap eaoh one in soft paper, put it in a glass jar with white sand that has been previously ' dried in the oven around each orange and with a thick layer ever the top. . The wheat fly is said to have been nearly as destructive to the wheat crops of this country as the Hessian fly. . THE MARKETS. Blew York FiaaaHaL New York. March S. Money on eall nominally par oenl ; prime morcantile- ppar S?1 par cent.; sterling exchaagw atroat:. lt,i actual bajt nea in hankan1 mils at S7a87i tor detai od and 48f44tt for aixty days; pjatad rates, wm?osi oomznorciai mua, wi9s Silver csrtineataa, 9iOt; n silver. Si. Hmieu dollan nil United Statoa anvernmant bunds firm: new 1'a registered, 1S4; do. ooapotu, 123; S's registered, 114; do. coupons, 114; 41s regis tered, 111; da. eoapoa. 1UM; Ss rsslslisait Si; Pacific Ss of W, MKH- Caioaa-o Oaaia aad Pradaoa. Chicaoo, Varch S. Piilloins were tbo quotations on tha Board of Tnle today: Wheat May, opened 7He. cluaod Ioc; July, opened f$io, eloasd rJMs; 8 -litem Iw, opened 71ic eloMd 71 Ho. Corn Mai. onaned 91e, cloaed Zttto; July, opened Mc.ckMed JEH-; September, opened mjfe, c ooed SSTc. Oats-May. op nod IVa, e;oaad 7i; July, peaed ISMc 'aiaoed Park -May. opened ttXi clo-ed f8.; Jury, opened SS.4M, eUaad S8 4&. Lard May. opened Sl.aH. closed aLSf; July, opened .i7)4. closed tiH. t ppiduce: Batter Extra creamery. It par l: extra dairy. Mo per b; fr.-h nackiuc stock, - Sc. Efcea Prach atock. ItsaKsa per dos. Pooltry-Tarkoya, SlUto per lb; ehick ens (hens), 77t, roostera, W docks wiic; seoje, oirme. mtatoea Borbaaka, tm '-&c ptr Ln.; Hobrona, iUStA 8weet pota toes Iilinoia, TxSl.U per bU. Honey White clover. 12o per lb.; inrperfect, 79e. Apples Comm-ra to faacy, Sl.uo-l.s'i par bat. CraaMrr.at-Jrraeya. UOttio per bat. . Chios go Um MMk, . , Dli CmcAoo, March S. Live Stk Prieei at the Union Stock yards today rauged as follows: Hogs SsUmstfd ra ertntafortheday. ZVMi; sales rangae at SU0 e Pa, t3.)i3ei U;bt. tXiyMw roash packing, Sl.ftWilO mired, aad tM O S-SS be.ivy paeKlng aad shipping lots. Cattle-&4uBaadrartpfefortbe aar. ifiMk quotations ranged at SV1U&S.U cboioa to extra ahipiiingateeia, H-Ki&M good to cnotes do. H.W4.6S fair to go-id. SUaji-Oi com am to mediua o UJBU&i.t bntolMrt' stoar. BXtl ttttJO .Vickars SJ.:li. IS feeders. tl.S0V17 cows, tikfitj) heifers, SLS1. bdls. xe andHtags, iM(&,J0 Texas steers, aad tXMs) SJSroaicalres. , Sheep and Iambs ffstlsistiiil receipts far dfir. S.W; aulea ranvod at SA7ilLla westera. Szjioa3.u Texaaa, VtM&iSt aativas, aad UU tk&Jtt lasaha. i ., A . . MttWACKBs, March a wheat Ho. 1 spring, 7Sc; No. 1 niailiaia He; May. IbTJc da a-Ma a Me. Oata Ko. S white, lTlSige. Barley Ko. Mm IMcs aampka, StS.a. Bye-Ma Lata, r Cora jaajiT. wata lanvlsa. M CMS HhiajparSar aad hrlfass. KcBaMa; SMe. 5?S e;5. Caaaw!!&U' Vaeks-lt. Oeal Soft. fJe. ' ' Children Cry for Well. organs whenever takea. whether summer or ia winter, butaa la tha greatest of spring remedies it has extraordinary opportunities for in ducing the body to throw oil morbid humors that poison it and cause rheumatism, neuralgia, heart trouble aad a general low state of the health, as in spring the system is more plia. pie , and chronic diseases so securely lodged in the system that they are with diflculty ousted, become more tractable. - Thousands of men aad women have found from personal experience that Paine's eelery compound make people well, aad keeps all from sick ness who take it in the spring. Many a father and mother have noticed the unmistakable improve ment in the health of their children from taking Paine's celery compound in the spring. It is the one scientific ally accurate remedy fitted by its eomposltion'to thoroughly purify the blood and dispel that exhausted feel ing and get rid of akin diseases, headachea and tits of depression with which children with weak nervous systems, as well as grown people, are afflcted. ABBREVIATED TELEGRAMS. A resident of San Francisco claims to have Invented a torpedo rocket for the aid of the Cubans. It travels a mile and explodes by concussion or time fuse, destroying all animal life within 100 feet of It. O. W. Atkinson, Republican, was In augurated governor ot West Virginia. Drastic legislation is proposed to kill or curb the department stores of Minne sota. A special committee reported to the senate that department stores seek to Introduce the methods of the trust into modern retail trade, are an unmiti gated evil. Obituary: At Alton, Ills.. Judge Levi Davis, Sr., 89. At Boulder, Colo., Lo renzo N. Johnson, formerly of Ann Ar bor, Mich. At Indianapolis. Edward Pfeffer. At New York, Dr. Lewis Hal lock, 94. Comptroller Eckels' house was robbed and Mrs. Eckels Jewels and some price Ics family heirlooms were carried off by the thieves. . Kay county court house, fifty miles north of Perry, O. TV, was bumed at 4 o'clock ln the morning. Court has been In session two weeks, and it la believed that parties to suits are responsible for the fire. .Under the carpet tn the room where the late Isaac H. Lewis, the Neponset (Mass.) hermit, died a month ago, there has been found bonds, deeds of proper ty, cash and securities, the total value of which Is said to be between (50.008 and $100,000, Free Methodist and Latter Day Saints Indulged tn a pitched battle for the privilege of holding evening In a country school house near Vi Mich. Fire at Worcester, 11m, destroyed two business blocks at a loss of 1400. 000 and seriously Injured eight persons, none fatally. Cleveland has declined to let the New fork chamber of commerce, of which he Is an honorary" member, give him a grand banquet aa a testimonial of their regard for the ex-president. The statement made by Evangelist Moody ln a Boston lecture that the Prince of Wales had withdrawn from the Masons, because they did not be lieve in the Bible Is declared by British Masonic authority to be abaolataly false. The government has closed all the premises upon which fortifications or coast defenses are bufldlnc No one la allowed to see tbem except officers of ui army aatt navy. steacts From the FaUnsr Imperial orders, when printed in the Peking Gazette, are peremptory; there a uy amuiguuy aoont tbem. An article in ixmgman's Magaane presents certain extracts from the Peking Gazette, and one shows bow rife is superstition in China: V .;. . i : The Krrernor Z reports, a number of Incompetents; the prefect A. is an opium sot and too fond of actors; the magis trate a is a fellow of low and rnerce nary spirit. Let each be reduced one grade. The prefect a is no fool, but he is getting old and feeble. Let him retire on his present rank. The saagistrate D. is simply an idiot. Let him take charge of the local education-department in stead. The viceroy cf Hnkonfg reports the descent to the earth from the clouds of a green lizard and the consequent sudden stoppage of the floods in nine districts. We are infinitely touched by this gracious evidence of the gods' in tervention. ' The academy baa been or dered to compose a suitable aphorism for engraving on a gorgeous tablet. The viceroy will proceed in full uniform, followed by the whole official body, to bang tfaia tablet in the Moth's Eyebrows hall in oader to prove to the local deity that we are not indisposed to requite bis seiTioee. When the eclipse of the moon takea place tomorrow, let ' the proper authorities est op the usual bowls ia doe lags! form. Death by Inches Comes to a Train Fireman. nUTD TIGHTLY TJ TEE WBXCZ, Be b Beta Wfailo Bealdtag Waaar ran over Bias and Ftra Creeps Vm, Begging Ba aUlted Man Clerk suited aad Oeeaatod Kan Manet ia Ohio Basalts ta One Death Another Dying Death la St. Louis. March ft On man m killed end hla body cremated, another was fatally burned and a third faadlv Injured In a wreck which occurred at Bonnott'a Mill. 100 miles west of St. Louis on the Mbsourrl ParlflmfimaA' at t o'clock last nljrht. The dead are: W. A. Koaenbcrirer. of Bloomlnpton. Ilia, mall clerk, body consumed. Tha irtnnwi are: Edward Lusman. fireman, St. bouia, pinnea under the tender, body crushed and cooked from tha down. Inhaled steam, will die; Frank Lutcr. engineer. St. Louis, ribs broken and head hurt, will recover. The wrecked train was No. 4. east-bound. rouowing the engine was a mill car. baggage cor. four mahoa ,. sleepers. Near Bonnott's Mill the train was running forty miles an hour on a down-grade when Engineer Leuher saw apparently the whole hiitM. ii.i- the track. He threw on the air. reversed. ana attempted to Jump. The engine, tender, mail car and 1. trr-n ... ...i scoped. Fireman Lusman was. caught wnram ine termer, i.ut tne engineer was thrown tilth In air an.l lv,lr k;. ribs by falling on the wrecked car. Horrible Agony or the Flrranaa. The rest of the train was Jarred off the track, but not a or even badly shaken. Almost before tne pas ngers wore out cf the coaches the mall cer ncs on fin Th iu.ri the mail clerk could be seen, but all at tempts to save It failed. All but a f.-vr pliccs of mail were burned. The b.ifr gage car was burning furiously, and le neath it all. shielded yet pinned !y tha tender, was Lusman. the firman. Scald ing water was pouring over bis legs, and the Are was growing at his back. He begged the wounded engineer to shoot him, tried hard to reach his own knlf and Implored tlioe who stood helplessly around to rut his throat and put him out of his mipcry. Reeeued, rrartlvally Drad. Just then. a wrack trala which bad been rlde-tra ked by the express ran up behind the wreck. Under the direc tion of Conductor Parker a burkct line was formed, and with all the male pas sengers helping water was carried from the Missouri river to the fire. Coats were thrown over the fircmnn to pro tect him from the steam, while the men of the work train trlod to eztrirale him. Finally they got him out practically dead. The unbumed cars were un coupled and pulled away and after a while the fire was entinguihed. It is reported that a large amount of regis terod mail was among that burned. FATAL WBECK UN AN OHIO LINE. aratgbt Train Teleaeoywa a Klerprr. Cans, lag Ta Death of Two I'rreoaa. Cincinnati. March (.-Early yesterday morning during the rain and a thick fog passenger train No. 105. west-bound on the Midland branch of thq, I?aHlmure and Ohio' Southwestern, was stopped by a landslide n.-sr Hill's Station, five mil -s east of Loveland. A heavy freight came thundering through the fog and crashed I into the sleeper, whose occupants were ail in bertha. It telescoped three-fourths of the length of the sleeper,, throwing the occupants out of thdr beds, and pinioning them in agony in the debris of seats, broken glass, splinters, and beams of wood. Rescuing was prompt and energetic Of the occupants In jured beyond slight bruises two were fatally hurt, two very seriously and two painfully but not dangerously. The fatally Injured are: It. II. War dock., superintend) nt of parks. Cincin nati, shoulders cut. bruised and hurt In ternally; P. D. Dobblngs. Wheeling. W. Va, scalded, right leg crushed and am putateddied last night. The seriously Injured are: O. H. Rupe, of Richmond. InL, scalded and Injured Internally; Mr. L. Myers, of St. Louis, legs and head bruised. The less seriously Injured are: E. A. Watrous. of New York, bruised and cut by glass; W. R. Conner, of New York, bruised and cut. All the Injured have been taken to Loveland. Rupe Is reported dying. The men killed are W. A. Rosen berger. of Bioomington. Ills, mail clerk, and Edward Lusman. fireman, who was slowly scalded to death. The mail clerk was Instantly killed and later cremated. PRorcssoB m. M. vnrroav The Ifunyon ReaWi s set Imbmfly. giv ing relief arter me nrsc two or tares doses and rffecdng a rapid cure even la the most otMUiaato eases. There is a separate Mua yi Ktaedy for each d seave sasi each spe dfle has plain directions, an there can be no mistake. 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