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DAILY 15 Cents per Week. WEEKLY, in advance, $1 SO per year; if not in ad vance, $3 00 will be charged. . J. W. POTTER. Editor and Publisher. Thursday. August 21, 18S2. CALL FOR STATE DEMOCRATIC CON VENTION. The Democracy f all the conatiee in the-state of Illinois are requested to send delegates to the state convention, which will be held at Springfield, on Thursday, September 7, 1882, at 11 o'clock a. m., for the purpose of nominating one candidate for state treasurer, one candidate for state superintendent of public instruction, and to transact such other business as may be proper for its consideration- v . The several conntiei in the state are entitled to one delegate for each 400 vote cast for Hancock and English in 1880, and one delegate for each fraction thereof of 200 votes and over, the counties, votes and delegate being as follows : Counties. Counties. Adams Alexander.. Bond Boone. Brown Bureau Calhoun. ... Carroll Cass Champaign. Christian. .. Clark Clay Clinton Coles....... Coofc.i;.... Crawford. . . Cumberland DeKalb DeWitt...: . Douglas DoPage..... Edgar Edwards ... Effingham. . f'ayette , iford Franklin .... Fulton Gallatin. .... Greene Grundy...... Hamilton.... Hancock... Hardin.. .. Henderson Henry Iroquois. .. Jackson . .. Jasper Jefferson.. Jersey JoDaviess. Johnson. .. Kane Kankakee. Kendall. .. Knox...... Lake ...... Lasalle j.awrenee.. Lee 6,113 1,353 ,1,273 . 851 1,655 8,655 060 1,778 '3,473 3,346 2.874 1,660 8.242 2,05j 44.302 1,917 1,563 1,578 1.845 1.689 1,229 2.S9 575 2,452 2,6i 780 1,610 4,718 1,574 3,160 1,135 1.760 3,95 765 928 2,061 2.738 2.160 1,761 2.304 2,107 2,368 2.S81 1,640 679 2,392 1.494 6,308 1.497 2,248 15 Livingston. . 3 J.ogan 3 jMacon , 1! iMacoupin.. . 4 (Madison. . .. 7; IMarion . Marshall.... Mason Massac McDononsh , SlMcllenry 6 McLean . 4 Menard 6 Mercer 7: .Monroe 111! Montgomery 5 Jnorgan 4 Moultrie ... . 4 Ogle 5 'Peoria 4,Per.y 3 'Piatt 7 Pike 1 Pope 6i!Pnlaskt 7 ,Putnara Randolph 4 'Richland 13jRock Island. 4 .Saline S!Sangamon... 3j Schuyler 4 iScott 10 Shelby 2; jStark 2 St. Clair 5 Stephenson.. 7j 'Tazewell 5, Tnion 4 Vermilion 6 Wabash... . . Sj Warren til Washington . 2i Wayne 71 White 41 Whiteside. . . 2 Will 6 Williamson. . 4 'Winnebaco.. 16 Woodford . . . 4 6 Total 4 a; o tf - - a S.861 7 2.687 7 8,069 8 4,341 11 4.677 12 2,507 6 1,603 4 1,926 5 778 2 2,877 7 1,799 4 5,202 18 1.473 4 1.487 4 1.712 4 3.173 9 3,452 9 1.593 4 2,085 5 5,705 14 1.535 4 1.578 4 3,812 10 914 2 742 2 5031 1 2.614 7 1.7S6 4 8.565! 6 1.608: 4 6.196; 15 1.8371 5 1,288 , 3 8,328, 8 681 ' 2 5.877i 15 8,071 ; 8 8,367s 8 2.264 6 3.421 9 1,142 3 2.003 5 1.912 5 2,2lM 6 2,591 6 2.215 6 3,803 10 1,825 5 1,511 4 2.864 6 277,321 695 By order of the state democratic central commit tee. D. K. Gillham, Chairman. W. J. Mtzv, Secretary. ELEVENTH CONGRESSIONAL DISTSICT. Democratic Congressional Convention at Mon mouth, Wednesday, Sept., 13, 1882! The Democracy of the several counties in the Eleventh Congressional district are requested to send delegates to a Convention to be held at Mon mouth, Warren County, on Wednsday, Sept., 13, 1882, at 1 o'clock p. m., for the purpose of nominat ing a candidate for Congress, and to transact snch other business as may be presented for the consid eration of the convention . The several counties in the Congressional district will be entitled tothe following representation based npon the vote for Hancock and English in 1880: COrNTIES. Rock Island. Mercer Henderson... Warren Hancock . . . . McDonough. Schuyler.... Total .... 2565 ,...il487, .. i 83! .. . 200.3 .. 13957: ....18877' ....1937) 5 lit By order of the Democratic Congressional Com mittee, 11th district. Ch as. H. Whitakkr, Macomb, Ills., August 1, 1882. Chairman. Special arrangements have been made with the C. B. Q,, Railroad, that all those alteudinsr the convention and pay full fare to Monmouth will be returned for one-third fare on presenting to S. C. Dixon, ticket agent at Monmouth, the proper cer tificate from the officer of the convention appointed to Issue certificates to all who may attend. DEMOCRATIC LEGISLATIVE CONVENTION- The Democrats of the Twenty-First Legislative District are requested to send delegates to a Legis lative Convention, to be held at tbe Court House, in Cambridge, on Monday, Sept., 4th, 1882, at 11 o'clock A. ., for tlie purpose of nominating a candidate for the Legislature, to be voted for at the Novem ber election, 1882, and transact such other business as may properly come before said convention. The basis of representation will be one delegate for every SJOO votes cast for Hancock for president. Rock Island Co., will be entitled to 12 delegates. Henry : . " " 10 " Jtock island, Ang., , ish. J. R. JOHNSTOX, Lkvi Watermas, Mlotn, Ezra Smith, DEMOCRATIC COUNTY TICKET. For Sheriff : JOHN M. RE TICKER, of Rock Island. For Treasurer: DANIEL W. GOULD, of Moline. For Superintendent of Public Schools : Miss MARIA S. KENWORTHY, of Andalnsia. The swimming contest at Boston on Wednesday, for $1,000 and the champion ship of the world, between Captain Webb and Thomas Rile, champion short distance swimmer of America, was won by Webb. t ' According to the school census just tak en, there are at present 197,600 children of school age (between 6 and 21 years of age) in Cook county, including the city of Chicago. Gov. Cullom has written a letter to the authorities of Logan and Cass counties to take strenuous measures to suppress the lawlessness prevalent there, referring par ticularly to the triple murder near ML Pulaski, last Sunday, in Cass county. The Hon. G. A. . Tucker, an English gentleman from New South Wales, on Wednesday visited the Utah insane asylum, near Salt Lake, permission being granted by Gov. Murry. He describes the condi tion of the inmates as the most filthy and ill-keDt he has ever ' witnessed during years of experience in the line. . Some of the patients were per fectly sane. One of these, named Sher man, had been robbed of his wife by a Mormon polygamist, and has been confined la this place ever since, tie was fdftheriy from the east and a gentleman of culture, The place is kept by Dr. S. B. xoung, nenhew of' Brishani Young, and three Mormon commissioners. ' j I It is reported in official circles that the government has determined to express willingness to join with Russia and Ger many in protesting against the protection of the Suez canal beinsr confided to the British. The desire is for Spain to be ad mitted. under the protection of the eastern powers, to the conference when the pow ers again discuss the subject of the canal The majority of Spaniards, however, are indifferent to foreign politics, feeling more concern at the terrible drouth which has destroyed a greater part of the harvest and seriously threatens the vintage.; The Washington monument is rising steadily, and has now reached a height of 290 feet. The Washington Post says that modern science Droposes to utilize it for the public benefit. The signal office ex wects to have a permanent station at its summit, and its officers say that observa tions of the air and atmospheric move ments taken at an attitude of 550 feet will be of great value. The present generation however, may not have the benefit of weather predictions made from that elevat ed locality. But it seems quite probable that the monument may be completed before Washington is forgotten, and this fact should diminish the ridicule to which the work has been.subjected. WAKREN AND SHERIDAN- From the American, Ang 19. It is easy to say that Warren showed a super-sensitiveness, ana was unnecessarily anxious to be a proto-martyr, ana to an nounce himself disgraced, when in point of fact Sheridan and Sherman and Grant only looked upon it as one of the unpleas ant ineidents.of the war. That is undoubt ed! v their way of looking at iL and un fortunately the tone of the press and of the press and of the great majority of con gressmen, the representatives of the peo ple, and of a huge portion of the people at large, takes the key note from those in authority, accepts their statement, and looks on Warren as a man with a grievance, and Ins case as a small matter to worry over so long. There is. however, a'small residum of old army officers, especially of Warren's own Corps of engineers, where high sci entific attainment seems to have maintain ed a high sense of honor, and of men who had served in Warren s Fifth corps, and with him there or in other parts of tbe Army of the Potemac. and of men who were with Thomas m the West, who are not content with any such statement as conclusive of Warren's case. They look on it as an injustice inflicted on a soldier of tried merit, by one whose whole career has been a series of brilliant good luck, and who might, with great eredit to him self, have exercised the small gen erosity of acknowledging an injury done a brave soldier and thus put himself even more in the right. They see in it just another in stance of the same sort of injustice that was meted out to the Army of the Poto mac by the authorities and especially by the soldiers and civilians who chose to consider the western armies as the great and important fac tor in the success of the Union cause. They liken it to the preference which was given to Sheridan over Thomas and Meade, which made him the next in session for the high est post in the army, while those who had held important and independent com mands were passed over. Thomas had won the battle of Nashville, as Meade had won the battle of Gettysburg, but Sherman took all the honors and the popular ap plause and the enduring rewards. Thomas must be content with a place in the true history of the war, which yet remains to be written, while Sheridan has the place which ought to have been Meade's. Nash ville and Gettysburg were both good for a marshal's baton to their winners. But there is a still graver matter involv ed in the question of Warren's case, great er far that nis own personal grievance. It is the slow but sure decay in the army itself - of that. : nice sense ": of honor which Warren himself vindicated by dying more easily than living to bear an unrequitted injury and an undeclared dishohor. It is perfectly true that an officer might be relieved, even on the field of battle where he had won a vic tory, without disgrace. Indeed, Warren would have been fully justified in saying that the discredit was Sheridan's for not knowing the real condition of affairs in his own command. Abroad it is just such a case as would in Germany have been sub mitted to a court of honor and, upon their approval, the injured party would have sought redress in an appeal to arms and a conflict to the bitter end. Here we rest con tent with the judgmeut of the highest in authority and of public opinion. But the result, in this as in other cases, shows that both have ceased to be animated by the spirit which ought to govern both above and below. The set or direction thus started has continued in steady downward course and only recently has made itself so painfully manifest, in the extravagant opinion in Mason's case, that even the laity have been stirred by such a violation of the primary rules at the foundation of all military discipline. ? When Sheridan began in Warren's case had the excuse of being done in the haste and heat and excitement of battle a poor excuse for a commanding dSfcer, who ought to have full possession' of his faculties, and no more make a mistake 1 in the discipline of his own men than fin meeting the disposition of the enemy. But bad as was the offense, what followed was the worse, in that he had the added injury of being done after cooling time, and with the aid of such fresh information as was grathered from all sources. With this fully and fairly before him. Sherdan, backed and supported by Sherman, as he had been by frant and, (he successive heads of the war department, steadily re fused the remedy which was within his reach. Even when Warren got out his court of inquiry, the judge . advocate, evi dently under the inspiration : of influence from above and without, appeared as the prosecatorin the interest of . Sheridan, and Sheridan on the. stand showed a bitter ness tht was quite irreconcilable with the calm, impartial position of a witness to the truth. Thus, after years of waiting, Warren, in seeking his own vindication, was also working for the best interests of the service and the country. Whatever the result, whether in his favor or against him, he is far beyond the reach of any further interest in the issw. There still reman those who were nearest and dearest, to whom all that affects the de parted hero, for such he was in their eyes, is important, and there remain the large circle of those who had served with and under him, who are still sensibly affected by all that interested their gallant leader. The consciousness that such a life was pre maturely shortened by a neglect to do him prompt and full justice cannot fail to touch the heart ot the people, still alive to the debt due every soldier; but it is not likely to stir the hearts or disturb the rest of those who are mainly responsible for such a result. It is the want of an acute sensi of sympathy, of a nice notion of honor, of a real love of justice, of a full aud free recognition of what is due to risrht and truth, and of responsibility, in those high in office, that makes the possibility of a recurrence of Warren's case, unless the lesson it teaches is taken to heart alike by the people and by all who serve them. A MATTER OF BUSINESS. "You were out late last night, dear," said Mrs. Breezy, taking her seat at the breakfast table ami fumbling uneasily with her fork. "Oh, no, said Mr. lireezy, "It wasn t late. You sea, darling you were . asleep when I came in, aud "No. Mr. Breezy, I was not asleep, but, as you say, it was not late for you. . Noth- g would convince you that the clock struck three as you closed the hall door. Of course business detained you, my dear. It is wonderful how much business a man will find to transact after midnight, but of course we women can know nothing about such things. We can . never under stand you men, can we dear? We are al ways imagining all sorts of horrid things when you stay away a day or two without sending us even a line. Women tire so nervous, are they not, dear? What silly creatures we are, to be sure. If we would only go to bed, and go to sleep, it would save us a world of trouble, wouldn't it, dear? We might know that you great strong men can take care of yourselves. If you are obliged to sit up uutil 2 or :i o'clock in the morning talking business with your customers it is really ungrateful for us to complain, for, of course you have the Worst of it, don't you. darling? How it must have bothered you, ami how tired you must get, and think that it is all for our sakes. . When you come tottering home so tired tlat you can hardly get up stairs, and throw yourself on the bed with out even the strength to remove your boots, we should appreciate your devotiou in thus laboring to support us. Now. last night, dear, when vou stumbled over tlte ; rocking-chair, and found yourself obliged to cling to the headboard to support your I weary form, you presented a really sad ex ample of the overworked husband and father. When vour shattered nerves caused you to upset my fresh bottle of co logne, and scatter the contents of my work basket on the floor, vou really looked the typical martyr of a married life Of course you do not remember it, dear. Vou were too tired and worn out with that. horrid customer to remember anything. What a dry, stupid time you must have talking business up to 3 o clock in the morning; and you look so sleepy and used up this morning I would really imagine you had experienced a severe illness if I didn't know it was one of those terrible racking business cares which pull you down so. 1 see you have quite lost your appetite, dear. You havn't even touched your steak. Now, dear, this will not do. You must not apply . yourself so close to busi ness. It is killing you, and Sirs. Breezy s mouth curled Into a decided sneer as she dug a tablespoon into the fried potatoes. "But, .my dear, said Mr. lireezy, mak- ng a heroic effort to swallow a little ot the steak, "it was a most important N en gage " . '. Of course, it was," said Mrs. Breezy, as she poured out a cup of coffee with a trembling hand.; "Of course it was, love. Your engagements are always importanL They will never keep over until morniug, never. What if these engagements these very im portant engagements ilo occur five or six nights out of the week. . It is a sign of your prosperity. Should I com plain if you find yourself obliged to meet your custom ers at theatres; and concert halls, and at poker parties in an out-of-the-way hotel? No, dear, you are obliged to adapt your self to your customer's mode of life. It is all in the way of business, and we short sighted wives are very unresonable to sup pose for a moment that you frequent such places of choice, when every instinct should teach us . that you would mucli prefer being at home in the bosoms of your families. You dear, abused husbands! How patient you are. to De sure, with us tidgety, un reasonable creatures," and Mrs. Breezy pushed back her chair with a jerk and left the room. Brooklyn Eagle. , gate the aflaifs of the Australia, her out standing bills, tic. The Davis arrived ia Chicago late on Sunday night. The re porter, first .visited the" Australia, where she lies on the north side of Hie river, op posite ithe lumber market. -The mate, Peter McKeever, the cook, and another man are "keep ing slkip," and have been doing so sinc e Thursday, Aug. 10 nearly three weeks when Captain Green disappeared. It was hoped to meet Captain Barnes on board, but he had been there twice during the day aud gone away again. Mr. McKeever informed the reporter that nothing had yet been heard from Captain Green". When he left the vessel Aug. 10, he said he. would return in half an hour, but he has not been seen or heard from since. It was certainly very mysterious. That he had bet-n about paying the vessel's bills Mr. McKeever was certain, for he (McKeever) had seen a gro wer's receipt for $o0, paid the day before. Captain Barnes had examined lite vessel's books and had found ihem a'l straight and the vessel not behind to any extent on his bills. Though freights had' been very bad. Captain Given had 'vhaken the Vessel up" and had come out advent deal Ixlter than many other liim! --carrying vessels of the same dimensions, lie was a "push ing" Capta'n. and always did at least as well as his competitors. Mr. McKeever was then a.-ked if the river had been drasrtred near the vessel for the body, and he said no. He continued that he did not hi l;ev anylhitur had !;;;; K-ned to the captain, and for that reason the river had not been dragged. He de scribed the. captain as about live feet -ix inches in height, dark hair, growing -ra v. and clean shaved. Ho wore neither mous tache or whisker. lie was dressed in dark clothes, and wore a silver watch with a heavy gold chaiu. "lie wasn't the num." continued McKeever. "thai crooks would try to get away with. lb- look a drink now and then, but never drank to excess. and was always able to take care of him self. He always went armed. I don't be lieve, either, that he had much nmnev wiih him either of his own or the owner's. I don't believe anvthinir has haitucncd to him." The reporter suggested that he tai-'ht nave been attacked suddenly in ilu: dark or have been druiriced, or mi-diJ. bv a mis tep, have fallen in the river thai rdnh! when eominc aboard. "Did you know.'' pursued the mate. "that a vouii'' 'rirl is also inisii)rV" The reporter answered in the negative. ''Well, there is a vouiiicuirl also mls-intr. She disappeared the same day the captain ltd. She came over here from Muskcon ou the Lyman Davis. I saw (.'aoiain Green tnd her talking losreJ her aboard the Davis. Is she married? Well, I don'.t know. She had a little boy wiih her. her son. ami l understand the boy is deserted. At ad events, the irirl is missing and the child is eft. I always understood until lately that Captain Green was mat rie.l and had a grov. a family, but I hear now thai he was i married at ad. - while ago lie mlnulik o,l me to a young lady he ha.i with him. and told me at the time that she was his daugh ter. (Here the male stuiied detish elv. I Ennniiig a Locomotive. "Well, I've- had a little experience in running an engine,'" sniil a long' speei l.i: a of the gem;.- Yankee, putting one elbow on the, bar counter and holding his whisky straight up to the light, "and if it would ain!ife you Til give you a yarn or two." "Stave ahead. " said Ins companion, "but I've been there myself. I iwd to run nn engine from New York to Phila delphia."' "On, you did," r-:-id the Yankee. "Well, that just amounts to nothin'. I've been a spec::.! engineer for the last ten year, ami then- ain"t mile of track otween In re and 'Frisco I haven't travel ed over. You see its specials are obliged to be ready f r anything at a moment's notice, and when we travel we just go right over the ground, and don't vou forget it." "I've made some pretty good time myself," said the second engineer. "I took a train through from New York to Philadelphia in eighty minutes." , "Oh, that's child's play," said the first engineer. "Why, man, I've made that run myself, and with oris; piston-rod gon,! f t that. I'd btst got back from a special nn u; through the coa! regions, when word crime that one of the big' gne.s of t!," company wiMied to start at once for I'.iiindeljifua. I knew what t!::;f meant, so i jumped aboard long legged J im. hitched it construction car behind, tic tender, and a drawing-room eoaeh behind that and reported for duty. 1 knew my engine, ami I ran up forty pounds of sleaiii jnore nor she was mark ed to carry. When the word came I let everything slide and the old ioy just jumped in the air. Then he settled down to his work. Everything was c lear in front of us. and I let him out for all he was worth at the start. In less 'en ih t 's tm couldn't a counted the t, .: ;-7-ap;i o-.U-s they tiew by us so fast, i had two iiret.ien uu' I just made 'em earn their passage from the word go. O'd dins niust have e d up two ton o' co:l inside of ten.miies." "What:" ejaculated the second en gineer. 'Sure!" said the f;rst engineer. "And we hadn't been out of the station fifteen iiiiniii.es nciore every uiasicu uouer tune was red hot. and we had to keep Hood ing the cab with water to keep from burning the darn thing up. Oh. we was just gc'.lin there, my boy, and I didn't let tip a pound. Every time we took a curve the outside wheels would he at least a foot up in the air, and once or twice the"., ruler jumped clean on tothe ties, and old dim would yank her back :igain. and - " v-"m"t viim l-inn nf stivtelii no i i.i .inf 9" a-ke 1 the second engineer. oi a tui oi ii, sunt tne nrsi en gineer. "Why. afore we was half way h No. sir I don't believe that anvtimi lappcneil to the captain." The reporter hunted up the i Davis and .went abo .rd. but f.died ! Captain IJarncs. he having gone a -In short tune. According to what McKeever said, however. Captain knows nothing mere tisan is sj::te though he may have different thee may not confiim the woman st.iry. Mr. Davis, the owner of the Au-tralia and Davis, is on his way home from Cali fornia, anil the Australia will lie idle where she is until his arrival.' man see v for Mate Iiarnes above, es. and to i'hi was d hud to. ba e er 1 i delphia, both o' those stokers u on their knees praying, and I con vctilh lison. POLITICAL. Lkmaks, Aug. The democrat! gressiou.il convention for the Eh district to-day nominated .lohn P. A straight out democrat, of Sioux City, by acclamation. - Des Moisks, Agg. 2:5. The democrats of the Tenth. district, in convention to day at Webster City, uonnnaicd tie Hon. John Clcggget, of Mason City, for Con gress. Jackson, Aug. 2-i. The democratic Rtfete- '-convention chose G. C. Goodman chairman. -Committees were a recess taken. It is understood backers want, to head the ticket delegates think this price of high, and are disposed to : straight ticket. An effort a1 fusion will, however, be made. Guano liu-ms. Aug. 2:i. The State Greenlwiek convcniion elected Y. D. Ful ler chairman and appointed coiniiiiltccs. Two-thirds of the convcuiiou favors fit ). Muled a I he green -and many ftlsK-ll too ouii.'tate a THE MISSING MARINER. Inter Ocean, Ang. 22. The following dispatch was received yesterday from a member of the family of Mr. C. S. Davis, the owner of he , schoon- Daniel Green, also of Muskegon, is miss ing herein Chicago: 'Mdskkgon, Mich., Aujj. SI. -Nothing is known of Captain Green. ; lie is - not supposed to have run away. Mr. Davis, (the owner of the Australia) is away from home. See Captain Barnes, of the schoon er Lyman M. Davis, for further particu lars." ;.. - The; Lyman Davis is alsoT i the property of Mr. Davis, and Captain Barnes had been instructed to inquire into the myste rious disappearance, and to also investi- sion with the Deiuoctats, the remainder violently oppose. There is lively tele graph correspondence between here ami Jackson, where the Detm ends are holding a convention. Caiho, Aug. 23. At the Democratic convention held at Mound City, Illinois, to-day to nominate a State senator and Representative, Youngblood, of Frankliu. received the nomination for senator, Spann, of Johnson, and Lodge of. William son counties, for the Slate Legislature. Toi'EKA, Kas., Aug. 2;J. The Green back state convention met at -J r. m. and elected II. M. Phillips temporary chairman, R. O. Montgomery temporary secretary, and appointed the usual committee, after which the convention adjourned till even ing. ; Winkemac, Ind., Aug. 22. State Sena tor Arnold was nominated for Congress to day by the Democrats of the Tenth dis trict. Jackson, Aug. 23. The Republicans of the Third Congressional district to-day re nominated E. 3. Lacy. , -' Portland, Me., Ang. 23. The inde pendent republican party announced .the following platform. - - -.. Opposed to machine politics, boss role, political assessments, bribery and fraud in controlling elections and conventions: faithful execution of the laws in all parts Of the state, including the liquor law and laws for the observance of the Sabbath; temperance without hypocracy and pro hibition without drunkenness, also a general reduction of taxes. The leading men of all parts of the state were consulted upon the above platform for the indepen dent republican party. ; . oii:o ieeuitig mvseu until 1 swore k to their .senses again. Well, iugwcM well the first two thirds o' the run, and 1 was just a whistling to ili;. over I he record I was piling up. u hen i here c.-tme a report like a ritle. and 1 knew one ot the blasted piston rods had busted. There was nothin' to do but stop, and 1 lost ten minutes tix- c.r up. The big gun left the coach ami came down te set; wnat was up. - hat s to oe doner said ho. 'I ve got one piston nnl left,' says I, and I'll take you through on time.' He knew me. and he just lit a fresh cigar and walked back to the coach as contented us a lamb. Well, I just set those , praying liremen to work lor all they was worth, and 1 had her up to sixty pounds over the limit in less 'en no time. Then I let her slide. Lord. Harrv. 1 thought old Jim would jerk the stullia1 out of every- iniug ucinnu mm. tie just piaveu nop scotch. :iud I don't believe we touched the rails more nor four or live times a nun-, l knew u was a ?iw check or nothin'. and 1 was after that cheek. ne. I, tnose liremen got to praying worse 'en ever, and I had to swear I'd throw cm overbo:rd afore they d come to time. 1 tell you we was iust inovin' Why. the towns got runniu' all together. ami we had no more en got a sipuut at one station uloru we was live miles past the na one "Hear! hear!'' said the second en gineer, "that's laving it on too strong." "True as you re here," said the first engiueer. I'd introduce vou to the pray ing liremen, but thev cut the business after that run, and I kinder lost sight of 'cm. Well, we got within ten miles of Philadelphia and I begun to stop her. . "Stop her?" "Yes; 1 knew I couldn't do it inside o' ten miles, and I'didu't iuite fetch it thing I should do "-Would be to advise you to sign a temperance pledge!" The court roared, ami the counsel, u if convinced the doctor was pursuit . legitimate and respectable vocation pro. ceeded with the regular cros3-examina tiou. An Unbeliever. "Dar's no use ob talkin', sar," said Brother Washington, slamming his hat down on a chair in front of him. yer spirit bus' ness am all prostrus non sense, sar." ' "Well, Ps not so sure 'bout dat," said Brother Johnson, tipping his chair back against the wall, and feelino around in bis overcoat-jiocket for a fresh chew. . "I jus' tell you, chil, I has saw some queer tings iiC my da)-; Yes, sar some queer tings." "Go 'way, nigger,V said Brother Washington. "Dar's nothin' in de uq. amverse what ain't 'cord in' to nature, sar. All des stories 'bout spirits am de 'ventions ob wickid posters, sar; but da can't scar dis nigger for a cent, no sar. Ps a tearalist, lam. Don't believe hi nuflin' I don't see, sar. Honest, now, Mr. Jonsin, hab you ebber seen aspirit?" "Yes, sar," said Brother Johnson. "Mister Johnson, if I wasent a gent'l'. man, I should call you a liar, said Broth er Washington. "I t's berry lucky for you, Mister Wash ington, dat you am a'gen'l'man," said Brother Johnson. "But let dat pass. Dar am such things as spirits, for I bab seen 'em, sar. Yes, an' hear 'em talk too" "Iok yer, nigger," said Brother Washington, gazing around him uneasi ly, "you needent tink you'er goiu' to skare dis chil. Go an' tell, dem lies to de white trash. Da is too dephafanus for educated colored pussons." "Can't help it," said Brother'Johnson. "I tell yon, sar, jus' after my uncle died I seen nim jus' plain's I see you now. sar. Yes. sar, dar he was at de foot ob de bed." "Shut up," cried Brother Washington half rising from his chair, and looking toward the door. "I say dar am no sirJ ting as spirits, and what you see a jus'; a lucamnation. Don't you trv to scare dis rugger, sar. You" jus'. Waste y ou'er time." "Yes, an' dat am not de only spirit I ebber see," said Brother Johnson. "One time I was sitting up with a corpse, aud de fus ting I knowed dar was de fellow's spirit lookin' at nie from 'cross his own body." "Stop!" cried Brother Washington, springing from his chair, and looking suddenly behind him. "L)on?t you tell nie no more ob dem lies, 'cos I . won't stand it," .r , "Dem ain't lies, said Brother John son. "What I tell you, chil. am de truf. And dar was annudder time after a nig ger was murdered dat I seen de poor fellow's face all covered with blood an' a great lash" But Brother Washing ton bolted through the door, and cut his friend's acquaintance for an entire week. at that; for when we ran Into the station we smashed in the bumpers and ripped up about twenty feet o the platform be lore oia long-ieggea Jim would agree the run was over, but I got the check," and the Yankee engineer thoughtfully drained his glass, as his friend ordered the barkeeper to "set 'em up again. Jlrookftn L'agk. , His Prescription. Up in New Hamjishire is a well known ecienfric individual, a self-constituted curer of all ills: a sort of universal pan acea, "body and soul, head, heart, and conscience doctor," who, with all his ec centricities, has a fund of actual wit that ,i hard to bcct.,1 Kot long ago t he "doc tor" was culled" upon the witness-stand. The opposing counsel, who is said some-' times UhinduTge in "liquor-piaen," know ing the doctor's peculiarities, ventured, in cross exarninifig hiru, to show him up a bit. The result will be appreciated. Vhat is your business?" pompously inquired ,the counsel. - "My business is to do what little goxl I can do to my fellow-men, modestly replied the doctor,. '!ut that doesn't answer my ques tion," grutl'y remarked the counsel. "How do you spend your time?" "Why. squire, it takes about all my time to do what I said." "But 1 want something more definite;" stoutly demanded the counsel. "How do you go about j our business?" ' "That depend.? ujon circumstances. according to the nature of the case, " ex plained the doctor. "For instance, if 1 were going to begin on you, the first Jumping from the Brooklyn Bridge. Robert Donaldson, a Scotchman in New York, wants to bet that he can jump from the East River bridge with out harm. He told a Sun reporter how he performed such a feat. "I crouch, with bended knees," lie savs, "and hoy olF with my elbows nearly a foot from mv sides, with my forearms and the palms of my hands flat in front of my breast. I work mv hands a little like the. flutter of a bird's wings. The first fifteen feet I drop like a shot, then the air catches me under my hands, my amis, arm-pits, chin and even my ears. It takes four seconds to drop 10U feet. I breathe while I am descendins, and clap my hands over my chest and press my elbows to my sides just as L stnke the water. - All my vital parts are pro tected. My knees guard my stomach. I believe I could drop safely a distance of l.tXMJ feet if 1 could be sure of strik ing feet first in my crouched positiou." A pretty Philadelphia girl, on being ked why her engagement had been broken off, replied, "You see, he canw to nie one day with an album in his pocket, and proudly displayed the auto graph of Charles J. Guitean, which ho went to Washington on puriose to tret. I was not anxious to marrv a born fool. so we parted." Komance of Arithmetic The following storv about Mohammed Ali and the camels is not new, but it ii interesting: A Persian died, leaving seventeen camels to be divided .among his three sons in the following proportions: the eldest to have half, the second a third. and the youngest a ninth. Of course camels can't be divided into fractions, so, in despair, the brothers submitted their difficulty to Mohammed AIL "I'll lend you another camel to make eighteen, and now divide them your selves."' The consequence was, each brother got from one-eighth to one-half of a camel more than he yvas entitled to, and Ali received his camel back again; the eldest brother; getting nine camels, the second six, and the third two. The Dangers of Careless Surgery. It is related that one distinguished surgeon lately left a sponge, and another a pair of forceps, in the cavity after an abdominal operation. Yet another would have left a large seal ring in the same place but for a gentle reminder from a fellow-practitioner. , It seems hard that surgeons should run the awful risk of losing jewelry and instruments by sew ing them up in the vitals of their pa tients. It is due to them to say, how ever, that the rule is to carefully count the sponges and instruments during the progress of such operations. luis is welL It would be a dreadful matter, ior instance, if sL man should have a couple of chairs or a house and lot grafted into him while be was being treated ior a gunshot wound. Texas received 250,000 immigrants last year. j ' f s A wire four hundred feet long can be j made from one grain of silver, touch a wira is finer than human hair.