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INVENTIVE ROBS CALOMEL OF NAUSEAAND DANGER Doctors’ Favorite Medicine Now Purified and Refined from AH Objectionable Effects. “Galo tabs ’ ’—the New Name. W" hat will human ingenuity do next? Smokeless powder, wireless telegraphy, horseless carriages, colorlesa lpdine, taste less quinine,—now comes nausealess calo mel. The new improvement called “Calo tabs” is now on sale at drugstores. . : For biliousness, constipation and indie cestion the new calomel tablet is a prac tically perfect remedy, as evidenced by tiie fact that tbe manufacturers have an* titorized all druggists to refund the price If the customer is not “perfectly delighted** •with Calotabs. One tablet at bedtime with * swallow of water—that’s all. No taste, mo nausea, no griping, no salts.' By morn ing your liver is thoroughly cleansed and you ate feeling fine, win a hearty appe tite. Fat what you please—no danger—-go about your business. Calotabs are not sold in bulk. Get an original package, sealed. 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HINDERCORNS Remove* Corn*, Cal looses, etc., stops all pain, ensures comfort to the tfeet, makes walking easy. 15c. by mail or at Drug*. «lsta. IUaooz Chemical Work*, Yatchcgue, HU Y. * Wouciarfui Phonograph Repeater SAYS HUDSON MAXIM Repeats any part or whole record at will. Commences and stops at will. No jumping up to atop or repeat record. Always sets needle to exact starting point Simplified placing and removing Of records. Small, neat and easily attached. ■ Patented. Send SX for samplo. Gold finish $2. “Simplex Phono. Controller and Repeater," 260 E. 72nd Ot. New York City. W. N. ti„ BALTIMORE, NO. 24 1920. - * is ’ i ■. ■ / i* i Purple Dominos By CARL REMINGTON : ((£)• 1920, by McClute Newspaper Syndicate.) Noel Yard picked up the telephone receiver and Inclined' his handsome head to listen. A woman’s voice came over the humming wire from a great distance—a thin, reedy voice spun out to a mere thread In its effort to reaqh bjm. "Ineal” he cried In amazement, and the thin voice' came laughingly oppor tuning. At last he shouted assent and hung up the receiver, her voice still humming In his ears from her home a thousand miles away. As he turned back to his desk he growled bitterly about old loves who would not remain buried in the past That night he met Paula Dare, his fiancee, at a dinner. She mentioned the bal masque at Watersedge. “Ann Caswell calls it a *moon fete’—no one is to unmask—even at supper. I am so thrilled—never to know one’s part ner!” >• i “What are yon-wearing?” he asked. “You could never guess,” she chal lenged merrily. v), , "Flower girl?” r ‘ t ^ ? ■ ■ Her eyes dropped. "Would yon like that, Noel ?” she asked meekly. “Fine,” he agreed, but there was a gleam of relief in his eyes that alarmed her. Did he want to know so that he might avoid her? Ann Cas well had warned her that Noel was fickle—had whispered to her of an old love affair with Inez Murtha, but Paula had sturdily refused to listen. Still, that look in Noel’s eyes made her restless "And you?” She raised luminous eyes to his. "What shall you wear?” . “Oh, I suppose I shall do the usual thing—become a bold pirate or dash ing cavalier. What betted?” “A monk—who knows what confes sions you might hear?” she laughed. He smiled. “I believe I will. You may look for a gray friar, my dear.” Before she went to bed Paula re read a, note she had received that morning from Ann Caswell. “Hy dear —I was in the costumer’s yesterday and overheard t*'°Tn taking an order for a purple domino for Noel. Am I not clever to tell you, cherie? 4iso-r Inez Murtha is coming , on for the ball and a little bird told me that she was to wear a purple satin domino—” - Paula tossed the note into the fire and sitting on ndmssock she wrapped her slim arms around her knees and watched the licking flames with thoughtful eyes. She was a tiny thing with hair like pale comsllk and great gray eyes oddly fringed; with black lashes; but she passionately loved Noel and she had his love and devotion. She was bound to hold him to -her always—there was fighting blood in her veins. There was dancing In the moonlight on the closely shaven grass and In the softly lighted pavillpn, where myriads of richly attired dancers made a kaleidoscope-’of colors There were quiet tyalljs lending to the water's edge and rose-covered arbors where lovers,, walked. A strlngedorchestra~ played In toxica t in gl y - an d among the dancers there were always the pair of purple dtunlflQsl . A Small .Columbine, danc ing, blithely ^ enough with an Arab Sheik’;- fpllowc^l with. Intent eyes. * “Xwo!” she told herself with fast heating heart, as they danced past, so alike; the same height and build, slen der, erect,' In KJtfg garments of rich jpbrpie gatin wltli pointed hoods con gealing the hair. Behind those white satin nmskfi, lurked—what? * >. [r. Arid ithe’purple dominos -danced on. “jnezj” ivhlspered one, “you have got me Into 'a rather bad scrape—my fiancee—r" “Idiot—bother your fiancee,” Retort ed Miss Miirtha arrogantly. “You must Spare me this One evening, Noel —youcan be with her the rest of your days—while I—” •" -•"You do not care—you never cared,” he raid sullenly. -“You are only here now because you are not on speaking teims With Mrs.-Caswell and you think It a great, dark to come to her house incognito!!'-, , , , , “Woof!, Hear the old bear growl,” mocked (In«z. “Guess Ann Caswell’s t.iy own cousin and I can come to her house—rwe fight like cats, but we al ways make up-1! shall tell her before bedtime-^-*’ - • ''v:'”. Noel was pot listening. His eyes were anxiously searching the place for* a 11 oyer girl, but not one of the species, did he sea - % - t .. “I am tired,” said Inez petulantly. “I .shall sit In the rose arbor yonder and yon must dance with some one else. What is Miss Dare wearing?” ’ .Noel, growled under his breath and "moved'n>vay., Then she was (ill alone -—find she did not like to be alone, after all. « Timid feet crunched the graveled path aDd she looked up. In the door ■ e way was poised a stuair Columbia* who suddenly flew across tie arboi and sat down beside hers “Noel,” she cried, putting out a small hand. “1 recognized you, dear—I want to ash you now—when you cannot see my face—you have not forgotten me— you still love me—r* ^ ■ The purple-clad arms engulfed her for a moment in a tight embrace, then Inez, turned and fled. The purple dominos met on the low er terrace. . _ “Cindrella is going,” said one light ly. "I’ve had a charming time, Noel, and It was kind of you to Indulge my freakish notion to. come here. Good by, and congratulations—she Is the sweetest thing, and 'I feel really wick ed that I have caused her a moment's heartache 1” . * • ! ’ “Ton have met?” he asked amaied. "In the rose arbor. She thought it was—hurry, she may escape—” Hei laughter floated back to him as she vanished toward the house. In the rose arbor he found a Small Columbine sitting very stiff and white with tragic eyes, - , "You have returned," she said dully. He looked across at her sorrowful lace. ■ '• - “I am sorry I .hurt yon, dear," he said humbly, “but I really did not rec ognize you—yon said a flower girl, and yon are a Columbine.” _ “And you said you would be a gray friar—and you are not,” she flashed. He watched he* uncertainly. He knew that their future happiness was at stake—this was the great moment of their lives; rightly lived, all, would go well. If he evaded the truth— “I want to tell you all about It,” he said evenly, as he came and sat down beside her, “so that everything may be dear between us always.” .As she listened she crept near, nearer, until their faces touched. “I am glad because you did it—so you could tell It to me—this way,” she whispered. • * * * • • • • “What Is that?” asked Ann Coldwell later In the evening. “Just a Columbine and a mad purple domino dancing alone In the moon light," somebody laughed. But It was more than that—It was perfect Joy. - Mexican Dialects. From Sonora to Yucatan In Mexico more than fifty separate dialects are spoken. All the Inhabitants of the west coast, however, with the excep tion cf some hill tribes of Indians, can understand. Spanish. Of these Indians the 8,000 Yaquis, with their crude Bacatete hill forts, their weird Cere monial masque dances and their war like attitude, are easily, most conspicu ous. Many are enlisted with' the fed eral army or employed as ranch hands and mine or railroad, laborers. The Yaquis with the federal troops are termed “Manzos,” or “tame” Yaquis; those in the hills, wild and hostile, are the "Bronchos.” The latter are a vagrant lot, robbing ranches for food and animals, carrying rawhide drums and water .gourds, wearing sandals of green eowsklns—living by their wits. Pressed by hunger, they subsist as well on burros as beef. - a - Charms of St. Helega. St. Helena, situated In the South Atlantic, west of Africa, and famous as the prison of Napoleon I, before the •opening of the Suez canal, on Novem ber IT, 1869, was a very importaht possession of the British crown, as It was a station on the outward and homeward long sea route between England and India. But from 1879 to the time of tbe Boer war the ’pop ulation dwindled; -Its industries and Its usefulness to the empire decreased. Since the beginning 'of this century, however, it has been regaining value. Its climate Is admirable, Its rainfall sufficient, its 200 springs of pare water lend themselves to irrigation and make the Interior, away from the precipitous barren cliffs that face the sea, “aD emerald set-in gray lava.” . ^ ■^;n,rr-vft. ^ . ■■ •'•.Live Up to Standard.: No one has a monopoly of best mot toes. .There’s no reason -why 10,000 -men might not use the best that the nation affords. It will mean that at jeast 10,000 men nre trying to live up to the best standard ever suggested to them. The whole world Is before you and you will need the best to make things count So the world says: "Buck up,” “sail In,” [‘make ’good." Let the side liners call you Copycat If they want to. You won’t even hear what they say for,you will be passing them at a speed too fast to catch their grumbles. Forget all about the fact that others are trying to do what you aae. You see to lt that what you do Is the best that can be done. t)o as another great man has" done—"Make every occasion a great occasion^” ■ > Indian. Textile Worker*, 'j, . -In North America alone there are four distinct types .of spinning to be found and’some half a dozen types of Weaving In' u'se' by__the Indian textile Workers. Also they have most Inters est'ng devices for warping, for shred ding, for pattern-making, and, in addi tion, countless -secrets for dyeing. WARNING 1 The name "Bayer” Is the thui s print which Identifies genuine Aspirin prescribed'by physicians, for .20 years and proyed safe by millions. SAFETY FIRST! Accept only an "unbroken package’* of v genuine “Bayer Tablets of Aspirin," which contains proper direc- , ' ■ tions for Headache, Earache, Toothache, Neuralgia, Colds, Rheuma tism, Neuritis, Lumbago, and for pain generally. Strictly American! e UJr, . Handy tin boxes of 12 tablets cost bat a few cent*-—Larger packages. . . , Aeplrtn U tn» trade mart ot Barer Marmfactore at UnTioaoertcaeiawter at asUcyneedS Some men have good qualities, -but lade the one necessary to make use of -them.' A camel has twice the carrying pow er of an ox. . ' Equivocation Is first cousin to e Us “* action Or. Fniyi DMd Shot" hu no equal On* dosa onli win clou oat Worm* or Tap*worm.—Adv. Gossip gains currency, but no cola y q v INVENT NOTHING Old worn tires factory rebnllt. 8000 Mile Guar antee. Less than half oostof new tires. Differ ent from retreading or tialf-soling. 6 designs. YOU CAN EARN '200-'500»SfT5£? AS OUR AGENT IN YOUR. LOCALITY | OR PART TIME ftVtTy TIRES MJ-PCTP.. Of miles to any worn EQUITY RUBBER COMPANY &5t-c0me‘nUng!“p^: 154 Amsterdam Are^MCW YORK tare and blow-out proof. AGENTS WANTED EVERYWHERE. WHITEST OB AGENTS’ PROPOSITION YOUNGSTER MADE WORD GOOD Though, as It Turned Out, It Was at the Cost of Some Personal * Discomfort. Marshall, who Is five, lives !h a flat building. He Is a real boy and although he has a rear yard and a sand pile In which to play, his mother has more or less trouble beeping him off the streets. A neighbor saw him across the street one morning and the nest day called his attention to the fact that he was out of the zone map ped for him. He was one of the busy ones about a vegetable wagon. ■ "Yes,” he said, “I had to get some sings.” The next morning he ashed his mother for the market basket. He immediately, disappeared and soon re turned, accompanied by the vegetable Tbnn. In the basket were three pounds of potatoes, a box of berries and two Cantaloupes. Mother had to settle whether she needed the goods or not 4kt any rate, Marshall made his word good with the neighbor that he had ' to- get “some sings.” When ques tioned by the same neighbor aboqt his shopping expedition he said: “Yes, and. mother spanked me, too.” >1; ' It’s dlfflcuit to ■convince a man that his money Isn’t a sure thing until after the.race. ; ■ . : ,v - - Business men who cling to the an cient methods are apt to be left at the post. POET’S WORD GOOD ENOUGH 8tuident' Was Absolutely Satisfied Without the Necessity of 8ee ing Any Proofs. A good story is going the rounds of r Princeton about Prpf. Alfred Noyes, the English poet , , ; Professor Noyes, tt la well known, likes very much to read his works alond to his friends, and at Princeton, with so many young men Under him, he Is usually able to gratify this ilk' Ing to the full. ■ The other day Professor Noyes said to a Junior, who had called about an examination: • “Walt a moment Don't go yet I want to show you the proofs of my new book of poems.”. . , ~ But the Junior made for the door frantically.. . “No, no,” he said. “I don’t need proofs. Tour word Is enough for me, professor.” Proper Pride Necessary, Pride, like laudanum and other pol- -f sonous medicines, Is beneficial In small; though Injurious in large quan tities. No man who is not pleased with himself, even in a personal sense, can please others.—Frederick Saun ders. Statistics in the hands of a cam paign orator are usually unreliable fig ures of speech. 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