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SWAMP-ROOT FOR ; KIDNEY AILMENTS There is only one medicine that really ■tends ont pre-eminent aa a medicine for curable ailments of the kidneys, liver and bladder. Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root stands the highest for the reason that it has proven (■-' to be just the remedy needed in thousands upon thousands of distressing eases. ; i'r Swamp-Root makes friends quickly be cause its mild and immediate effect is soon realised in most cases.' It is a gentle, healing vegetable compound. Start treatment at once. Sold at aU drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medi- : um and large. However, if you wish first to test this ;:r- • peat preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Go.,-Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. When writing be sure and mention this paper.—-Adv. Rulers Whose Ends Wore Tragic. For high tragedy nothing can ap 4 proacb the manner in which the Rom an emperors quitted earth’s stage, Jul ias Caeser was assassinated on the ides of March, Tiberius was suffo cated, Claudius was poisoned by his wife, and Commodus by his fayorlte mistress. Galba was slain by the Praetorian guard; Caligula, after hav ing declared himself to be a god, was murdered; while Nero committed sui cide to save himself from the hands Of the executioners. • -'-1- - Catarrhal Deafnesa Cannot Be Cured by local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. Catarrhal Deafness requires constitu tional treatment. HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE is a constitutional remedy. Catarrhal Deafness Is caused by an in flamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is inflamed you have a rumbling sound or Imperfect hearing, and when it 1b entire ly closed. Deafness is the result. Unless the inflammation can be reduced, your hearing may be destroyed forever. HALL’S CATARRH MEDICINE acts through the blood on the mucous sur faces of the system, thus reducing the in flammation and restoring normal condi tions. Circulars free. All Druggists. • * F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. All Things Convey a Lesson. The courage of the gamecock far surpasses that of man and the per sistence of. the spider totally eclipses that of his two-legged superior. Be not above learning from those below you. .There is nothing in cre - atiun which has not Its lesson, Its ser mon and lts worth-whlle example.—P. ■ A, Walker in Chicago Daily News. WOMEN! USE “DIAMOND DYES” . Dye Old Skirts, Dresses, Waists, Coats, 8tockings, Draperies— Everything. Each package of “Diamond Dyes’' contains easy directions for dyeing any article of wool, silk, cotton, linen, or mixed goods. Beware! Poor dye streaks, spots, fades, and ruins mnte Jrial by giving ft a "dyed-look.” Buy “Diamond Dyes” only. Druggist has Color Card.—Adv. Auto's Heavy Toll of Death. According to statistics compiled by - the National Safety .council, three times as many people are being killed ' by automobiles as in all the factories, mines, railroads and other industries in America. The annual toil of auto mobile accidents at grade crossings averages 1,000 persons killed and 3,000 , ' injured.- tr^ Important to Motnoro Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA. that famous old remedy " for Infants and children, and see that it si*nat'ire °f In Use- for Over 80 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria y~- ' .$* , v ' Comfort.'' % •'<*4’- . - “You children would rathergo to a moving, picture than to Sunday school?” “Yes,” answered the small girl. “It’s :v. darker In the picture theater and we don’t have to have our faces washed.” 'A ■ A Lady of Distinction Is recognized by the delicate fascinat ing Influence of the perfume she. uses. A bath with Cutfcura Soap; and* hot . ; water to thoroughly cleanse die pores, followed by a dusting with Cuticurs Talcum powder usually means a clear, sweet, healthy skin.—Adv. \ » -:--- . J ' Head on His Shoulders. ' Edwin—If I do say it myself, I fancy I’ve a pretty good head on my shoulders. It 'j \ ‘PSis%' ■ &• Angelina—It’s not really beautiful’, Edwin. It’s the way I do my hair; • If not already acquainted, get to know Garfield Tea, the advance agent of Abound , tog Health.—Adv. The Patient's Pun. • Doctor—Be sure you drink nothing but pure water. Patient—B it, doctor, can’t I drink Just a little vlchy-ated water? " Anoint the eyelids with Roman By* Bal at night, and in the morning your ay<*a Will tool refreahed and strengthened.—Adr. An easy **ay to got money la to In irif If Three Peaches: Bride, Broker, Reporter CHICAGO.—896,039—it’s the number of the marriage license Issued here to Collett D. Huff, Evanston; May M. Kart on, Evanston, 37-38. Now, the Evanston telephone directory dis closes that there Is a Collett D. Huff at 1017 Ridge avenue, in one of the most fashionable residential districts of that suburb. Further, the Chicago telephone directory discloses that Col lett D. Huff is. a broker at 209 South LaSalle street. Also newspaper files show that Collett D. Huff, “a young broker,” was married on November 26, 1913, at Crown Point, to Miss Ethel Jacobs, 1544 West Twelfth street. A reporter called the Huff Evanston telephone number. A man answered. The conversation: “Is Collett D. Huff there?” “There is no such party here.” , "Who are you?" "Why, I am Charles Huff." “Did you get married? “Heav ens, no!” ■ - - - , Then the reporter learned of an other marriage. Collett D. Huff and Mary M. Peach,’ the latter proprietor of the Lincoln tavern In Morton Grove, were married in the city hall of Chi cago In March, 1919. Whereupon the reporter called Morton Grove 8, which Is the Lincoln tavern. “Sure,” said a man, “May Peach (that was her first husband’s name,' you know; then she married A. J. Kar stens, but she calls herself Karton)— May Peach and Collett D. Huff were married today. They were out here spending tjielr honeymoon. Huff lives In Ridge avenue,'Evanston, and he’s a broker.” . , “Say,” said Mr. Huff, “I’ve got te hand It to you. Yes, I married Mrai Peach, and I’m Collett D. Huff. Lis ten. ‘ I was married and got a di vorce. In 1919 Mrs. Peach and I were married secretly In Crown Point, because the year had not elapsed since ray decree was granted. Well, the year’s elapsed now, and we decided to get married all over again, which we, did. And I wish you would do me a favor—don’t print much of an Item.” Moonshine. “Out Where the West Begins” DENVER.—Here is the romance of Harvey Potter as three cops and Harvey and two revolvers, marked “Exhibit A” and “Exhibit B,” unfold ed It in police court before Judge Henry Bray. Back in Boyers, Pa., three weeks ago, Potter got hold of a book entitled, “The Hero of the West,” by Forest G. Byloff. • Harvey was greatly impressed, 'He practically bought ■ out the Boyers’ Hardware and Racket emporium, in vesting in two revolvers, 117 rotmus of ammunition, a dirk, a scalping knife with a deer’s foot handle, a com pass, a lot of beads, cheap jewelry and hard candy for the Indians, a lariat, a Stetson hat, a pair of silver-plated spurs, riding gauntlets and a lot of other western stuff. Leaving Cheyenne for Denver, he hadn’t been on the train ten minutes before a smooth guy suggested a lit tle nip of moonshine. Now, moonshine was a new word In Harvey’s vocabu- : lary, Indeed, he had never tasted j i “licker” In his life. But, he reflected, j I "in the West do as the Westerners do.”. ■ - ^yr:- .. j And he did. He and the genial” stranger soon became playful. Har vey chased the genial stronger clear through the train. "Now, watch me.” shouted Harvey,! and drew from ..both hips simultane ously. v|. ' The stronger was sufficiently sober to duck under one seat and five oil men grabbed Harvey before he could shoot the glass out of the windows. “Twenty-five and costs,% said Judge 3ray In court to Harvey, “real West erners carry a hydrometer now to test heir moonshine." Gets Divorce and $5,000 for 100 Blows SAN FRANCISCO.—That a blow may leave a golden mark, as well as a black and blue spot, was demon strated in Judge Graham’s court when Mrs. Elyse - Schultz Hopkins, society beauty, was granted~a decree of di vorce from Samuel Hopkins, son of E. W. Hopkins, multimillionaire, on gounds of cruelty. ,: Mrs. Hopkins testified that her hus band had been Intoxicated ever since their marriage In June, 1912, and while under the influence of liquor had ?lven-her many beatings. Asked by ;he court how many times her hus band had struck her, she said she did aot know. “As many aa 100 times 7” queried the court. . * “Oh, easily that many times," said the fair witness.. . It Is a rule of this court to penalize wife beaters by, assessing them $50 for every blow they have given their wives during their marriage,” said Judge Graham. “Therefore,” he continued, “It Is the order of the court that the defendant shall be assessed $5,000 for 100 blows at the rate of $50 a blow.” ' . “This can be in addition to the set tlement,” said the court gallantly. Mrs. Hopkins said she received un der the terms of the settlement $50, 000 In cash and real estate valued at $115,000. Hopkins did not contest the suit.. Poor for 8 Years With $26,000 in Bank Newark, ■■ n, ' j.—Ralph M. Kutz, thirty years old, employed In the banking department of the Fidelity Trust company, Is under arrest. He Is accused of embezzlement .in addi tion to grand larceny. The charges grew out of Kutz’ activity in discov ering that William Girth, an Inventor, occupying a furnished room at 4f Bank street, was without knowledge that for eight years he had had on de posit with the Fidelity $20,000 Ip a checking account, and in collecting $10,000 from Girth by an agreement made In advance of giving him the in formation. Thus is revealed an unusual story of partial loss of memory by Girth, .after an apoplectic stroke eight years ftgo and a life of hardship, part of which was spent within a block of the bank In which the large sum of money reposed to his credit. Kutz has been continuously with the -bank for 14 years, with the excep tion of a little more than a. year in the army, with which he saw overseas Service as a first lieutenant of in DOYOUg MOHfY/ rw, m BROKE» fnntry. Upon his return he diseov?' ered that the OIrth account had been inactive since 1912. He discovered' Girth In indigent circumstances. He asked him if he was in need of money.” ; ' _ - "'V-/" ' “My God, yes,” Girth replied, “I’m broke.” “Suppose I get you a large sum, will you go fifty-fifty on it with met” he asked next. "■ 4' This Girth agreed to, but later cut Hubs’ share to $10,000 when he heard the exact sum, saying that he had some debts to pay, and when these were cleared up each would then have an equal amount. ‘4 6. W. Logan, Peabody, Kansas “Tanlae has completely restored my health and I feel finer than in years,” Iras the straightforward statement Bade recently by Mr. George W. Logan of Peabody, Kansas, one of the most prominent stock-dealers In the Middle West. “It has not only made a new,, man of me but I have actually gained thirty-five pounds in weight, and feel as well as I ever did In my life. I am telling all of my friends about Tanlae, but they can see for themselves what It has done in-my case. . "When I began taking Tanlae I was In an awfully Trun-down condition. I was away off in weight, felt weak and nervous all ■ of the. time and couldn’t take any interest in my work or any thing else. My main trouble was In digestion. Nothing seemed to agree ; with me. At times 1 would have diz^r spells and at other times my batik: _ would ache so bad that I could hardly * get up and down in my chair. This r Is Just the condition I was in whti», i I started to take this medicine. It took just six bottles to make a well „ “ man of me. I now have a fine appe- ' ? tite, everything tastes good and my -> digestion is perfect. “My wife was also troubled with Indigestion at times and it relieved her the same way.' You may pub lish my statement wherever you like ^ ■ and if anyone doubts it, just tell them to see me.” *’ • '_v- V--' Tanlac is sold by leading druggists everywhere. ENDORSED BY HORSEMEN UNIVERSALLY - ^ SPOHN’S DISTEMPER COMPOUND enjoys a reputation equalled by no other veterinary remedy. For twenty-six years It ltae been used and recommended by the leading horsemen and stockmen of America. For twenty-six years its use under trying conditions has won for it the highest esteem of veteran trainers and drivers. SPOHN'8 should be in ev«5r “table t° Pr®vent contagion, whether INFLUENZA, PINK EYE, DISTEMPER, COUQH or COLD. Buy of your druggist. <0 cents and fl.lS per bottle. ' - SPOKN MEDICAL CO., Goshen, Ind., C. 8. A. ■ 1 ' ’ ’ - ’ ' . ' 1 11 " 1 .. ---- 1 ' —-- ! -. ' • Urgently Needed. * > , Mrs. George Gould, at a New York reception, was praising to a friend the toilet of a beautiful young woman nearby. , - - “Mrs. Blank certainly looks stun ning tonight,” said Mrs.- Gould. “Mrs. Blank? She Isn’t Mrs. Blank oow,” her friend answered- “Don’t, you remember she divorced Blank In .June and she is now Mrs. Brown?" ■ ' “Oh, dear, yes,” Mrs. Gould replied. 'I forgot. But I’d like to know how anyone can keep in mind all the matrl-' monial changes nowadays. Why doesn’t somebody get out a new reference book to help us," she added, smiling —“one entitled ‘Who’s Whose?’” Territory Has Two-Capital*. When South Africa became feder ated, ten years- ago, a controversy as to the capital city was settled by one of the most, curious compromises In history. Pretoria became the admin istrative and Cape Town the legisla tive center. So United South Africa has two capitals, which are about one thousand miles apart. ■ V; In burying the hatchet, the shovel used is frequently put in a handy olace. . Selection. . 4*1 don’t believe half of what In & political campaign.” “Neither do I. I believe only half ^that suits my own personal Uefs.” . Unkind. Gerald—“I have a bone you.” Geraldine—“Is that are scratching your head?" On* dose of Dr. Peery’s "Deed Shot" ox. P*!» Worm* or Tapeworm. It* notion npoa the Stomach and Bowels u beneaclaL rJo mo ond dose or after purgative necessary._Adv. An ancestor-bragging contest is the most relentless. Sure Relief INDIGESTION, cam Bell-ans Hot water Sure Relief LL-ANS F-OR B ^DIGESTION Kill That Cold With CASCARA for Coldi, Coughs QUININE AND L« Grippe f;, i■ V:;/!#; Neglected Colds are Dangerous T«I» no cWml Keep this standard remedy handy for the first w««. “uf ?P* “M 24 hours — Relieves Grippe in 3 days—Excellent for Headache Quinine in this form does not affect the head—Cascara ia Imm Laxative—No Opiate in Hill’s. " Tonic 11/ ALL DRUuGtSTS SELL IT : ^ • T-T - 1 ? ‘ ■' 1 ■ . -- H . . . ; ' f : ' -e - JJr.’ *'i , ri M • '