Ventnor news., December 05, 1923, Page TWENTY-ONE, Image 21

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OFFICE CA T
IL
A JACK J'ROST
O, Jack 1 wish you wouldn’t go,
You know I’ve always loved you so,
I’ve placed my entire trust in you,
To you alone have I been true,
And if you leave me now, old dear,
I’ll never love another.
The one regret I have, is this,
I wish you weren't my, brother.
* * * ^
,Our motor car bandits are law
abiding in one respect at least.
You never hear that one of their
cars has been towed in for being
improperly parked in front of the
bank, murmurs Cashier Bond, of
the Ventnor National.
* * »
When the fishing season is over
and there isjio golf weather, how
does a good liar keep in practice?
* * *
In many a rented dress suit the
rent is in the wrong place.
* * *
Woman has hair «
And wants to wave it;
Man has little
And wants to save it.
* * *~
Said the raindrop to the particle
of dust: “This settles you, your
name is mud.” x
Well, that covers the ground.
* * *
Women do a lot of crazy things,
but they don’t st«y up all night
playing pool.
* * *
Perhaps a man smiles when a
girl pats him on the head because
that is his funny bone.
* * * _
The Volstead Act gets less ap
plause than any on the circuit.
* * *
Because they’re not able to ride
in an automobile Harry Eshbach
says lots of folks have to ride in
an ambulance.
* * *
. “That country is governed best
that is governed least.” The more
discipline is kept out of sight, the
better for everybody concerned.
* * *
The ultimate consumer, says
WE OFFER you taxi
service that is un
excelled. We meet all
the requirements as to
speed, comfort, safety
and price. Our cabs
make your time doubly
valuable and pro
ductive.
“Phone for Service”
Yellow Cab
Company
Call Marine 600
A. J. Ily, is convinced that the
sugar refiners aren’t as refined a:
;hey might be.
* * *
The- “science of medicine” in
deed. It wasn’t long ago whei
the doctors got the ' idea thai
‘bleeding” was' the remedy foi
most human ills. And many i
poor sucker was tapped for hii
iife-bood. The “bleeding” is stil
very fashionable, but the opera
tion has been transformed to thi
pocketbook. _
* * ' *
The way to a man’s heart ma;
be through his stomach; but, say
Joe Farrington, the operation re
quires some topi more efficien
than a can opener!
* * *
The locomotive whistle make
the most noise but it does not pul
the train.
* * *
If there were some law com
pelling us to practice what w
preached there would not be s<
much preaching done. .
» * * ’
A New York undertaker an
nounces that he has perfected i
new kind of embalming flui<
while experimenting with home
made whiskey.
* * *
Because a man does not smoke
:hew, absorb booze, play cards, o:
:hase the female of the specie
is not necessarily prima facie evi
dence that he isi heading fo:
heaven, but it helps' considerabb
towards that meritorious ambi
tion.
* * *
The ambition of the moderi
youngster is to follow in hi:
father’s automobile tracks, say:
I. M. Hogskin, of Oxford Avenue
* * *
No real Success ever “awakes t<
find himself famous”; he’s alway:
wide awake before the news i:
:arried to him, working on tha
.'ery job.
* * *
Just the religion of paying you:
way and being kind would, be i
pretty good sort of religion, don’
you think?
* * *
Billy Fennan says it is alway.
fair weather when you and thi
rain insurance companies get to
'ether. * * *
The older a girl gets the mor<
tier candy costs, thinks Lee James
ONCE TRIED, THEY BECOME A
HABIT
BUT NOT ADMITTED TO THE
UNION
The most popular state
In all this great nation
Is the grand old state
If Intoxication.
* * *
Women’s Winter dresses have
• more longitude and less latitude. 1
1 /' # * * i
It now looks like Ford won’t 1
, get either Muscle Shoals or the
presidency and will have to con
tinue making flivvers for a living.
* » * ■
“Why!” exclaims Byron Jenk- *
ins, blissfully, “doesn’t bacon i
smell good when it is frying sev- i
eral doors down the street and
you are hungry?”
. / * * *
| Humans really are superior. !
The leopard can’t change his 1
spots, but any determined girl
can make the freckles peel off.' ,
* ♦ * 1
s A LA HOLLYWOOD ' 1
1 A lady stopping at a hotel in
California rang the bell the /first
morning of her arrival, and was
very much surprised when a
[ Japanese boy opened the door and 1
1 came in.
“I pushed the button three
times, for a maid,” she said <
sternly, as she dived under the 1
’ covers.
“Yes,” the little fellow' replied,
* “me she.”
“Home—the place where our
! stomachs get three square meals
daily and our hearts a thousand.”
Stbrinc and Dallvarini Marina 120
i
: ACORN IRON AND METAL CO.
Dealers In Scrap
' Iron, Matala, Barrels, Rata, Bottles, >
Tann. and Drexel Area.
$12 a Ton
i Pittsburgh Domestic Coal
for Heaters, Furnaces
and Ranges
: C. LEVIN COAL CO.
Maryland & Mediterranean
Avenues
Phone—Marine 579
i .
Our Home Made Pies,
Bread & Coffee Cake
are made like “mother used to make,”
with a few additional improvements of
’our own.
Seashore Home Bakery
1337 Pacific Avenue
TeL Marine S306-J
V
6 So. Missouri Avenue
Tel. Marine 8489-W
Phone—Marine 66 -
GORDON’S MARKET
MEATS :: PROVISIONS " POULTRY
* FANCY GROCERIES
“ 1226-28 ATLANTIC AVENUE
t * ATLANTIC CITY DISTRIBUTORS FOE
Park & Tilford \
Chase & Sanborn
Libby, McNeill & Libby
CHATTER BOX
By Dorothy Kahn
It-seems as though everybody
rho belongs here this week is
;oing away and everybody who
lelongs away_is coming home.
* * *
Mr. Harry Hockstadter, of
■A02 Atlantic Avenue, motored
o Philadelphia on 'thanksgiving
norning to spend the holiday
/ith relatives.
» » *
Miss Anne Cuthbert, daughter
f Director ol Public Safety Wil
iam S. Cuthbert, will spend the
lolidays at her home on the
ioardwalk. Miss Cuthbert at
ends Linden Hall Seminary, at
jititz, Pa.
dVIiss Rena Katz,v of the At
antic City High School, spent the
lolidays in Philadelphia as the
;uest of friends there. ' ’
Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Dike,
if 21 South Elberon Avenue, en
ertained for a short time, Miss
Harol Holland, the Supervisor of
Husic in the Genesco State Nor
nal School, New York, and Miss
31ive E. Holland) who is teach
ing in Passaic, N. J. Mr. Dike
s an English professor in the
local High School.
Ventnor Market
SPECIAL ALL WEEK
Jersey Red Skin Potatoes
65c Basket v
Meats, Groceries, Fruits
and Vegetables ■ y
Ventnor and Little Rock- Aves.
Neptune 318-319
If It’s Printing-—We Do It
AMUSEMENT PUa CO.
506-8-10-12 N. Tennessee Ave.
Miss Dorothy Freeman, of
Chelsea, who attends Sullin’s
College, in Bristol, Va., spent a
few days here with her parents,
Hr. and Mrs. Abraham Freeman,
sefore leaving to attend a^house
jarty in Philadelphia.
* * *
Paul Groves, who attend* the
Renssalaer Polytechnic Institute,
spent the holiday with his parents
n Chelsea.
* * »
Miss Mary Beavers, a teacher
in the local High School, spent
her holidays with her parents in
Washington, N. J.
* « *
Mr. and Mrs. Marcus Bacha
rach, of 102 South Derby Ave
nue, entertained Albert Brager,
of Baltimore, for a short time.
* ,* *
Mr. and Mrs. Clifton Shinn
have returned to their home on
Atlantic and Little Rock Ave
nues after spending a short time
in New York.
* * *
Francis George, Jr., and Harry
Weigand, were among those who
motored to Philadelphia to at
tend the Penn-Comell football
game. * ■ ^
* * * ■
Miss Zohe Stokes, of 20 South
Elberon Avenue, was in Scran
ton, Pa., for a short time last
week.
* * *
Miss Edith Fisher, of Chelsea
Avenue, attended a house party
at the University of Virginia
over the holiday.
* » *
Miss Elizabeth Bacharach, of
Derby Avenue, spent last week
end in Philadelphia.
* * *
Arthur Salus was the guest of
relatives at Kingston Hall for a
short time last week.
* » *
Stanley Johnson and Edward
Gottlieb motored to Philadelphia
to attend the Penn-Cornell game.
Quality
AND
Service
Thomas S. Crane & Sons
115 North Massachusetts Avenue
Phone: Marine 6f7 Estimates
PAINT UP
Fruits * Poultry Vegetables /
KING’S MEAT MARKET
4008 VENTNOR AVENUE
FORMERLY OCEAN AND FACIFIC AVENUES
Phone—Neptune 2178
We Deliver
Bell Phone—Neptune 957-W Bell Phone—Neptune 683
VENTNOR FISH MARKET
D. D. SMITH * SONS
Dealers in FISH, OYSTERS and CLAMB
Lire Chickens Killed to Order Strictly Fresh Eggs
I
' 19 S. LITTLE ROCK AVE. Ventnor City, N. J.
503
ATLANTIC
Avenue
Telephone—Marine 842
We
Deliver
•48 N.
MARYLAND
. Avenue
Telephone—Marine 1320
Atlas Butchers Co.
ALMERIN MARSTON
Praaldeat
Stores All Over
/ \ .-i*v
Town
2516 PUnt 5301
ATLANTIC California Avenue ATLANTIC
_ Avenue andP.R.R. Avenue
Tel.—Marine 27B4 Tel.—Marine 4602 Tel., Nep. B67-W A Nep. 608