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It comes in a beautiful velvet-lined leather case and arrives on your birth day or Christmas. And when you have company, and they talk pipes, you go to the drawer, pull out your fancy pipe, polish it with the palm of your band and perhaps fill it up and smoke . with your best company manners. And then, when all the folks have (one or before they have gone, if they stay too long you Teach for your favorite briar, fill her up just right, and then the world is pretty good again. The people who seemed terrible bores a few minutes ago look like regular human beings as you see them through a transparent blue haze of curling smoke. In the meantime, the fancy pipe has been relegated to Its glorious case for another period of oblivion. tj It'f the same with tobacco, too. Somebody smoking a fancy brand offers you his pouch, and just to be a good fellow you take a pipeful (feeling little pang of conscience as you push the unfamiliar tobacco into your pet pipe). And you smoke it. It may be very good tobacco. Perhaps you can't even decide what, if anything, is the matter with it. But it isn't your brand, and when you get near the end, perhaps just a little hastily, you knock out the fancy tobacco and pull out your own, fear ful lest the too-friendly pouch appear again and you may have to refuse gently but firmly. Have you had such an experience? And isn't it almost worth it to know how much you really like your L Jge worth? We don't claim that Edgeworth pleases every man. But we do want very pipe smoker to try Edgeworth to find out for himself if it isn't just the taste and strength to suit him. f We gladly take the burden of proof on our own shoul ders. So we will send generous samples of Edgeworth, both Ready Rubbed and Plug Slice, to any pipe v f a smoker who will ask for it. Send us a postcard with your name and address, and we'll put the samples into the hands of Uncle Sam's mes sengers just as quick as we can. Then, when you get them, light up your pipe, puff away to your heart's content and you can be the whole jury and the Judge. If you like Edgeworth and we hope you will you can buy it at your dealer's by the package, tin or jar. Address your card for free samplet to Larus & Brother Co., 000 South 21st Street, Richmond, Virginia. 'To Retail Tobáceo Merchants: It your Jobber cannot supply you with Edgeworth, Larus & Brother Com pany will gladly send you prepaid by parcel post a one- or two-dozen carton of any size of Plug Slice or Ready Rubbed for the same price you would pay the jobber. W. N. U, DENVER, NO. 19-1922. aiHiiiiiiiiiiiiiHiiiiiiiiiiimiiimiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiwiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiinm By '.MiiiintHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirHiniiiiiiiiiHiiiiiHHituriiiiniittniiiiiniiiiiiKiHiiiiirHHiiKiiiiiiiiiiitiiniii iiiiiimiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiñ OUT WALKING. Synopsis. With his grandfather. mail Ramsey Milholland is watch ing the "Decoration Dar Parade" in the home town. The old gentle man, a, veteran of the Civil war. endeavors to impress the young ster with the significance of the great conflict, and many years aft erward the boy was to remember his words with startling vividness. in ine schoolroom, a few years afterward. Ramsey is not distin guished for remarkable ability, though his pronounced dislikes are arithmetic, "Recitations" and Ger man. In sharp contrast to Ram sey's backwardness is the precocity of little Dora Yocum. a young lady whom In his bitterness he denomi nates "Teacher's PeL" In high school, where he and Dora are classmates, Ramsey continues to feel that the girl delights to mani fest her superiority, and the vin dictiveness he generates becomes alarming, culminating in the reso lution that some day he will "show" her. At a class picnic Ram sey Is captured bag and baggage by Milla Rust, the class beauty, and endures the agonies of his first love. CHAPTER V. The next morning Ramsey came Into his father's room while Mr. Milholland was shaving, an hour before church time, and it became apparent that the son had something on bis mind, though for a while he said nothing. Wd you want anything, Ramsey?" "Well" "Didn't want to borrow my razors?" "No, sir- air. Jlllholland chuckled. "I hardly supposed so seriously! Shaving Is a great nuinre and the longer you keep away from it the better. And when you do, you let my razors alone, young fuller !" "les, sir.", (Mr. Milholland's razors v were safe. Ramsey had already achieved one of his own, but he prac- tlced the art In secret.) "What is it you really want Ram sey?" "I guess I don't want anything." "Money?" "No, sir. You gay' me some Fri day." Mr. Milholland turned from his mir ror mm iookcq over tne euge or a towel at his son. In the boy's eyes there was such a dumb agony of Inter rogation that the father was a little startled. Why, what Is It, Ramsey? Have you " He paused, frowning and won dering. "You haven't been getting in to some mess you want to tell me about, have you?" "No, sir." His tone was meek, but a mute dis- tress lurked within It, bringing to the fathers mind disturbing suspicions. and foreshadowlngs of Indignation and of pity. "See here, Ramsey," he said, "If there's anything you want to ask me, or to tell me. you'd better out with it and get It over. Now, what Is It? "Well It Isn't anything." . "Are you sure?" Ramsey's eyes fell before the severe aod piercing gaze of bis father. "Yes, sir. Mr. Milholland shook his head doubt fully: then, as his son walked slowly out of the room, be turned to complete mm -'4 "And When You Do, You Let Mv Razors Alone, Young Feller!" , his toilet in a somewhat uneasy frame of mind. Ramsey had undoubtedlv wanted to say something to him nd the boy's expression had shown that the matter In question was serious, distressing, and, it might be, critical. In fact it was to Ramsey. Having begun within only the last few hours to regard haberdashery as of vital Im portance, and believing his father to be possessed of the experience and au thority lacking In himself, Ramsey had come to get him to settle a cuestión which had been upsetting him badlyi In his own room, since breakfast What he wanted to know was: Whether it was right to wear an extra handker- I mm BOOTH TARKINGTON chief showing out of the coat breast pocket or not, and, IT It was right- ought the handkerchief to have a col ored border or to be plain white? But he had never before brought any such perplexities. to his father, and found himself too diffident to set them forth However, when be left the bouse a few minutes later, he boldly showed an Inch of purple border above the pocket; then, as be saw himself about to encounter several old lady pedes trians, he blushed and thrust the hand kerchief down Into deep concealment Having gone a block farther, he puUed it up again ; and so continued to oper ate this badge of fashion, or unfashion, throughout the morning; and suffered a great deal thereby. Meantime, his father, rather relieved that Bamsey had not told his secret, whatever It was, dismissed the episode from his mind and Joined Mrs. Mil holland at the front doer, ready for church. "Where's Ramsey?" he asked, "lie's gone ahead " she answered. buttoning her gloves as they went aJong. "I heard the door quite a little while ago. Perhaps he went over to walk down with Charlotte and Vance. Did you notice how neat he.Iooks this morning?" Why, no, I didn't; not particularly. Does heT- "I never saw anything-like It be fore," said Mrs. Milholland. "He only has three neckties, but I saw him sev eral times in each of them. He must have kept changing and changing. I wonder" She paused. I'm glad he's begun to take a little care of his appearance at last I'll have to take a look at blm and give him a word of praise. I suppose he'll be In the pew when we get there." But Ramsey wasn't In the pew; and Charlotte, his sister, and her husband, who were there, said thev hadn't seen I " w anything of bim. It was not until the members of his family were on their way home after the services that they caught a glimpse of him. - They were passing a church a little distance from their own ; here the con gregatlon was Just emerging to the open, and among the sedate throng descending the broad stone steps ap peared an accompanied Ramsey and a red, red Ramsey he was when he beheld his' father and mother and sis ter 'and brother-ln'-Iaw staring up at him from the pavement below. They were kind enough not to come to an absolute halt but passed slowly on, so that he was Just able to avoid pa rading up the street in front of them In hoarse whispers, Mrs. Milholland chided her husband for an exclama tion he had uttered. "John I On Sun day ! You ought to be ashamed. I couldn't help It," he exclaimed Who on earth Is his clinging vine? Why, she's got lavender tops on her shoes and " Don't look round!" she warned him sharply. "Don't" "Well, what's he doing at a Baptist church? What's he fidgeting at his handkerchief about? Why can't he walk like people? Does he think it's obligatory to walk home from church anchored arm-in-arm like Swedes on a Sunday Out? Who Is this cow-eyed fat girl that's got him, anyhow?' Hush! Dont look round again. joiin. "Never fear!" said her husband, hav ing disobeyed. "They've turned off; they're crossing over to Bullard street, Who Is It?" I think her name's Rust," Mrs. Mil holland Informed him. "I don't know what her father does. She's one of the girls In his class at school. It would be pleasanter If he'd taken fancy to someone whose family be longs to our own circle." Taken a fancy !" he echoed, hooting, Wby, he's terrible! He looked like a red-gilled goldfish that's flopped it self out of the bowl. Why. he " "I say I wish If he felt that he had to take girls anywhere," said Mrs. Mil holland, with the primmest air of speaking to the point "if this sort of thing must begin, I wish he might have selected some nice girl ' among the daughters of our own, friends, like Dora Yocum, for instance. Upon the spot she began to undergo the mortifications of a mother who has expected her son, Just out of in fancy, to look about him with the eye of a critical matron of forty-five. Moreover, she was Indiscreet enough to express her views to Ramsey, a week later, producing thus a scene of useless great fury and no little sound. I do think It's In very poor taste to see so much of any one girl, Ram sey," she said, and, not heeding his protest that he only walked home from school with Milla, "about every other day," and that It didn't seem any crime to him Just to go to church with her a couple o' times, Mrs. Milholland went on : "But if you think you really must be dangling around somebody quite this much though what in the world you find to talk about with this funny little Milla Rust your poor fa ther says he really cannot see and of course It seems very queer to us now when your mind ought to be en tirely on your studies, and especially with such an absurd looking little thing . , "No, you must listen, Ramsey, and let me speak now. What I meant was PRST WELL Copyright by DouMeday, VX St Company that we shouldn't be quite so much distressed by your being seen with a girt who dressed In better taste and seemed to have some notion of refine ment, though of course It's only nnt ural she wouldn't, with a father who is just a sort of ward politician, I un derstand, and a mother we don't know, and of course shouldn't care to. But, oh, Rainaey ! If you had to make your self s conspicuous why couldn't you be a little bit more fastidious? Your father wouldn't have minded nearly so much if it had been a self-respecting, intellectual girl. We both say that if you mutt be so ridiculous at your age as to persist In seeing more of one girl than another, why, oh, why, don't you go and see some really nice girl like Dora Yocum?" Ramsey was already dangerously distended, as an effect of the earlier part "of her discourse, and the word "fastidious" almost exploded him; but upon this climax, "Dora Yocum," he blew up with a shattering report and, leaving fragments of Incoherence rlco chetting behind bim, fled shuddering from the house. For the rest of the school term he walked home with Milla every after noon and on Sundays appeared to have Evening After Evening They Walked and Walked and Walked. uecome a resolute Baptist it was supposed (by the Interested members of the high-school class) that Ramsey and Milla were "engaged." Ramsey sometimes rather supposed they were himself, and the dim idea gave him a sensation partly pleasant, but mostly apprehensive; he was afraid. He was afraid that the day was com ing when be ought to kiss her. CHAPTER VI Vacation, In spite of Increased leis ure, may bring inconvenience to people in Ramsey's strange but not uncom mon condition. At home his constant air was that of a badgered captive plaintively silent under injustice; and he found it dlfllcult to reply calmly when asked where he was going an Inquiry addressed to him, he asserted, every time he touched his cap, even to hang It up! The amount of evening walking he did must also have been a trial to his nerves, on account of fatigue, though the ground covered was not vast. Mil- la's mother and father were friendly people, but saw no reason to "move out of house and home," as Mr. Rust said, when Milla had "callers"; and on account of the Intimate plan of their small dwelling a visitor's only alternative to spending the evening with Mr. and Mrs; Rust as well as with ililla, was to Invite her to "go out walking." Evening after evening they walked and walked and walked, usually in company at perhaps the distance of half a block with Albert Paxton and Sadie Clews, though Ramsey now and then felt disgraced by having fallen into this class; for sometimes It was apparent that Albert casually had his arm about Sadie's waist This allured Ramsey somewhat, but terrified him more. He didn't know how such mat ters were managed. Usually the quartet had no destina tion; they Just went "out walking" until ten o'clock, when both girls had. to be home and the boys did, too. but never admitted it On Friday eve nings there was a "public open-air con cert" by a brass band In a small park. and the four were always there. Ramsey kisses Milla and fat steps in to separate them and "everything's all over." (TO BE CONTINUED.) On That Condition Only. Local. Paper "Unusually large, handsomely furnished room, with bath accommodating .three." We should want the faucet end of the tub. 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