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Advertisement. 1 There Is one thing which still may be borrowed without security trouble. Keep a stiff upper lip, and to be physically fit, a straight backhone. 1 "My Linen ckirtt are awf'Iy short Now 1 don't think that's wrong, And Mama says that Faultless Starch, Will make them wear quite long." 'ailUlUlKa .1 CHAPTER X. 12 Ramsey kept very few things from Fred Mitchell, ,and usually his confl dences were Immediate upon the occa sion of them; but allowed several weeks to elapse before sketching for his roommate the outlines of this ad venture. "One thing that was kind o' funny about it, Fred," he said, "I didn't know what to call her." Mr. Mitchell, stretched upon the window seat in their "study," and look lng out over the town street below and the campus beyond the street, had already thought it tactful to ambush his profound amusement by turning upon his side, so that his face was toward the window and away from his companion. "What did you want to call her?" he Inquired in a serious voice. "Names?" "No." You know what I mean. I mean I had to keep calling her 'you'; and that gets kind of freaky when you're talkin' to anybody a good while like that. When she'd be lookin' away from iw), for Instance, or down at the river, or somewhere, and I'd want to start sayln' something to her, you know,' why, I wouldn't know how to get started exactly, without cailln' her something. A person doesn't want to be always startin' off with 'See here,' or things like that." "I don't see why you let It trouble you," said Fred. "From how you've always talked about her, you had a perfectly handy way to start off with anything you wanted to say to her." "What with?" "Why didn't you just say, 'Oh, you Teacher's Pet! That would" "Get out! What I mean is, she called me 'Itamsey' without any both er ; It seems funny I got stumped every time I started to say 'Dora.' Some way I couldn't land it, and it certainly would 'a sounded . crazy to call her 'Miss Yocum' after sittln' In the same room with her every day from the baby class clear on up through the end of high school. That would 'a' made me out an idiot!" ' ! "What did you call her?" Fred asked. "Just nothln' at all. I started to call her something or other a hundred times, I guess, and then I'd balk. I'd get all ready, and kind of make a sort of a sound, and then I'd have to quit." "She may have thought you had a cold," said Fred, still keeping his back turnéd. "I expect maybe she did though I don't know; most the time she didn't seem to notice me much, kind of." "She didn't?" "No. She was too upset, I guess, by what she was thinkin' about." "But If It hadn't been for that," Fred, suggested, "you mean she'd have certainly paid more attention to who was sitting on the bench with her?" "Get out ! You ' know how it was. Everybody those few days thought we were goiu' to have war, and she was just sure of it, and it upset her. Of course most people were a lot more upset by what those Dutchmen did. to the Lusitania than by the idea of war ; and she seemed to feel as broken up as anybody could be about the Lusitania, but what got her the worst was the notion of her country wautin' to fight, she said. She really was upset, too, Fred; there wasn't no puttin' on about it. I guess that ole girl cer tainly must have a good deal of feel ing, because, doggoned, after we'd been sittin' there a while If she didn't have to get out her handkerchief I She kept her face turned away from me just the same as you're doln' now1 to keep from laughin' but honestly, she cried like somebody at a funeral. I felt like the darndest fool!" "I'm not laughing," said Fred, but he did not prove It by turning so that his face could be seen. "What did she "Oh, she didn't say such an awful lot. She said one kind o' funny thing though: she said she was sorry she couldn't quite control herself, but if anybody had to see her cry she minded it less because It was an old school mate. What struck me so kind o' funny about that is why, It looks as If she never knew the way I always hated her so." "Yes," said Fred. "It wasn't flat tering !" "Well, sir, It isn't, kind of," Ram sey agreed, musingly. "It certainly Isn't when you look at it that way." "What did you say when she said that?" Fred asked. "Nothln. I started to, but I sort of balked again, Well, we kept on sitting there, and afterwhile she began to talk again and got kind of excited about how no war could do anything or anybody any good, and all war was wicked, no matter what it was about, and nothln' could be good that was founded on fear and hate, and every war tht;t ever was fought was always founded on fear and hate. She said if the C-iimans wanted to fight ua we It V .Tr I phMlüíigtcíi T1íii!frn.nn fin ) Itwih AVyeri, JuopurightJba.Doubledaií. Page iCjmpant,. ought to go to meet them and tell them we wouldn't fight." "What did you say?" "Nothln'. I kind o' started to but what's the use? She's got that in her head. Besides, how are you goln' to argue about a thing with a person that's crying about it? I tell you, Fred, I guess we got to admit, after all, that ole girl certainly must have a lot of heart about her, anyway. There may not be. much fun to her though of course I wouldn't know hardly any way to tell about that but there couldn't be hardly any doubt she's got a lot of feeling. Well, and then she went on and said old men made wars, but didn't fight ; they left the fighting to the boys and the suffering to the boys' mothers." "Yes !" Fred exclaimed, and upon that ,he turned, free of mirth for the moment. "That's the woman of It, I guess. Send' the old men to do the fighting! For the matter of that, 'I guess my father'd about a thousand times rather go himself than see me and my brothers go; but Father's so fat he can't stoop ! You got to be able to stoop to dig a trench, I guess ! Well, suppose we sent our old men up against those Dutchmen; the Dutch men would Just kill the old men, and then come after the boys anyway, and the boys wouldn't be ready, and they'd get killed, too; and then there wouldn't be anybody but the Dutchmen left, and that'd be one fine world, wouldn't it !" "Yes," said Ramsey. "Course I thought of that." "Did you teU her?" "No." "What did you say?" "Nothln'. I couldn't get started any way, but, besides, what was the use? But she didn't want the old men to go ; she didn't want anybody to go." "What did she want the country to do?" Fred asked, impatiently. "Just what it has been doln', I sup pose. Just let things simmer down, "No. I Started To, but Shut Up!" and poke along, and let them do what they like to us." "I guess so!" said Fred. "Then, afterwhile, when they got some free time on their hands, they'll come over and make it really Interesting for us, because they know we won't do any thing but talk. Yes, I guess the way things are settling down ought to suit Dora. There isn't goln' to be any war." "She was pretty sure there was, though," Ramsey said, thoughtfully. "Oh, of course she was then. We all thought so those few days." "No. She said she thought it prob'ly wouldn't come right away, but now It was almost sure to come sometime. She said our telegrams and ail the talk and so much feeling and everything showed her that the war thought that was always in people somewhere had been stirred up so it would go on and on. She said she knew from the way she felt herself about the Lusitania that a feeling like that In her would never be absolutely wiped out as long as she lived. But she said her other feeling about the horribleness of war taught her to keep the first feeling from breaking out, but with other peo ple it wouldn't ; and even if war didn't break out right then, it would always be ready to, all over the country, and sometime It would, though she was goln' to do her share to fight It, her self, as long as she could stand. She asked me wouldn't I be one of the ones to help her." He paused, and after a moment Fred asked, "Well? What did you say to that?" "Nothln. I started to, but ' Again Fred thought It tactful to turn and look out the window, while the agitation of his ahouldere be trayed him. "Go on and laugh ! Well, so we stayed there quite a while, but before we left she got kind of more like every day, you know, the way people do. It was half-past nine when we walked back to town, and I was commencln' to feel kind of hungry, so I asked her If she wasn't, and she sort of laughed and seemed to be ashamed of it, as if It was a disgrace or something, but she suid she guessed she was; so I left her by that hedge of lilacs near the observatory and went on over to the 'Teria and the fruit store, and got some stuffed eggs and olives and half-a-dozen peanut butter sandwiches and a box o' strawberries kind of girl food, you know and went on back there, and we ate the stuff up. So then she said she was afraid she'd taken me away from my dinner and made me a lot of trouble, and so on, and she was sorry, and she told me good-night " "What did you say then?" "Noth Oh, shut up! So then she skipped out to her Dorm, and I came on home." "When did you see her next, Ram sey?" ' "I haven't seen her next," said Ram sey. "I haven't seen her at all not to speak to. I saw her on Main street twice since then, but both times she was with some other girls, and they were across the street, and I couldn't tell If she was lookin' at me I kind of thought not I thought It might look sort o' nutty to bow to her if she wasn't, so I didn't." "And you didn't tell her you wouldn't be one of the ones to help her with her pacifism and anti-war stuff and all that?" "No. I started to, but Shut up!" Fred sat up, giggling. "So she thinks you will help her. You didn't say any thing at all, and she must think that means she converted you. Why didn't you speak up?" "Well, I wouldn't argue with her," said Ramsey. Then, after a silence, he seemed to be in need of sympathetic comprehension. "It was kind o' funny though, wasn't It?" he said, appealing iy. "What was?" "The whole business." "What 'whole bus" "Oh, get out ! Her stoppln' me, and me goin' pokln' along with her, and her well, her crying and everything. and me being around with her while she felt so upset, I mean. It seems well, it does seem ail kind, o' funny to me." "Why does It?" Fred inquired, pre serving his gravity. "Why should It seem funny to you?" "I don't mean funny like something's funny you laugh at," Ramsey explained laboriously. "I mean funny like some thing that's out of the way, and you wonder how it ever happened to hap pen. I mean it seems funny I'd ever be sittln' there on a bench with that ole girl I never spoke to in my life or had anything to do with, and talkin' about the United States goin' to war. What we were talkin' "about, why, that seems just as funny as the rest of It. Lookin' back to our class picnic, f'r Instance, second year of high school, that day I Jumped in the creek after Well, you know, It was when I started makln a fool of myself over a girl. Thank goodness, I got that out o' my system; it makes me Just sick to look back on those days and think of the fool things I did, and all I thought about that girl. Why, she Well, I've got old enough to see now she was just about as ordinary a girl as there ever was, and if I saw her now I wouldn't even think she was pretty; I'd prob'ly think -she was sort of ioud lookin'. Well, what's passed Is past, and It Isn't either here nor there. What I started to say was this: that the way it begins to look to me, it looks as if nobody can tell in this life a darn thing about what's goin' to hap pen, and the things that do happen are the very ones you'd swear were the last that could. I mean you look back to that day of the picnic my! but I was a rube then well, I mean you look back to that day, and what do you suppose I'd have thought then If some body'd told me the time would ever come when I'd be 'way off here at col lege sittln' on a bench with Dora Yo cum with Dora Yocum, In the first place and her crying' and both of us talking about the United States goln' to war with Germany ! Don't it seem pretty funny to you, Fred, too?" - "But as near as I can make out," Fred said, "that isn't what happened." "Why isn't it?" "You say 'and both of us talking' and so on. As near as I can make out, you didn't say anything at all." "Well, I didn't much," Ramsey ad mitted, and returned to his point with almost pathetic persistence. "But doesn't it seem kind o' funny to you, Fred?" "Well, I don't know." "It does to me," Ramsey insisted. "It certainly does to me." "Yes," said Fred cruelly. "I've no ticed you said so, but It don't look any funnier than you do when you say It." 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